HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1920-3-18, Page 3GERMANS LEARN TO LIKE
BRITISH RULE ON THE RHINE
del Flair Hearing in Court Cases and Generally Find Arany
I Regulations Better Than Sten Teuton Laws.
9w despatch front Cologne saves--
r,lth certain obvious .differences-,.
lnief among which are the reduced
Otte of the British arnny oY occupation
lend the attenuated exoliange value of
'rho German mark --life at Cologne,
'doth among the foreign garrison and
`tile native inhabitknts, remains very
• ntuelt what it was a few months ago,
: TTefore the prowess of demobilization
had begun.
General Sir William, Robertson le
still the oomxnander4u chief of the
1l40w comparatively shall force on the
RRltine, which, iu case it became noes -
eery to take further military action
against Cermaliy, would form the van-
guard end nucleus of the British con
tributiou to the allied armies. The
men under his command are mostly
young soldiers .who will eventaally re-
turn to civilian employment at home.
The conditions of their life here are
abnormal. When their few hours of
professional work and training are
over they have every day long spells
of unoccupied time on their hands,
whichmight easliy lead them into
mischief. Greatly to 'their credit and
that of the commander-in-chief, and
the many soldiers and civilians who
ere working with hien in their interest,
•they have stood the test wonderfully
well. Their discipline and general be,
havior in public places are excellent
-decidedly better than when I was
, last here, before certain undesirable
elements had been dealt with and re-
moved.
Many of them make full use of the
wide and wise enema of education de-
vised by the army authorities for their
benefit, Theatres add the opera, box-
ing competiticne and regimental foot-
ball matches, dances, concerts, cinema
shows, whist drives, lending libraries,
gymnasiums, and many other games
and amusements are commonplaces of
their existence. When they go home
they will find village and even town
life very tante in comparieon with the
delights of Cologne.
pgme little tittle ago it was wisely
decided, thanks, 1 think, to the Suites-
ttv.e of the oommander-in-clnef, that
both ofiioere and men who could af-
ford to support them Would be allowed
to bring thetlrwivee and ohildree out
to the Rltine. About sixty of those
children go to a sohooi which has been
specially started for theta by the
Y, M. C. A,, where you play see the
son of a general and the on of a Prig
vote soldier learning their lessons and
singing and dancing side by side,
The highest testimony to the stand
and set up by both offioeth and men of
our army on the Rhine to that the
Germans, among whom they live ap-
pear to have a.decided preference for
our administration over that of the
other Allied armies, It is not too
much to say -with obvious abseil/ea
tions -that they like It better, or at
Mast dislike it hese, than the cast-iron'
methods of their own military caste,
as they knew them before the war.
The arrival of our military police- on
the scene of some local disturbance
with which the German police have
vainly tried to deal will at once re-
store order without roueiug any re-
sentment iu the minds of the public.
They have learned by experience
that we are straight, and that our rule,
though strict, 18 neither petty nor
vexatious. In the thousand and one
cases that are constantly trought be-
fore our administrative officers, they
know that they eau count ou a fair
hearing, In our summary courts,
where offences against the regulations
of the army of occupation are tried,
German barristers have more than once
been altered to express publicly their
admiration of the way in which we ad-
minister justice. Underneath that
feeling of appreciation there lies, of
course, a still deeper feeling of re-
sentment at the fact of our being here
at all, But of they have to put up wtth
the conqueror in their midst they
would rather have us than any one
else.
• U.F.O.-U.F.W.O.
en .!American writer of 'some note
elates these as the requisites for the
triumph of any movement: a just
cause, thorough organization, co -opera -
tin, and wise leaders who cannot be
tempted by personal consideration to
awerve from the straight course. Does
this Farmers' Movement contain these
essential features?
-The first and last of these are im-
mediate requirements. The second
and third are matters of growth or de-
velopment -which require time to
evolve.
Is theirs a just Cane -just to them-
selves, and equally just to other class-
es in the community or factors of na-
tional life?
One of the chief lessons for us all to
learn is that the workers in any or all
of the different branches of industry
ora not and cannot be independent of
each other. Legislation which favors
any ehe class in undue proportion to
its status as a national factor is un-
wise legislation. and as such, Hurst
and will lead to national disaster.
There is, we believe, no criticism of
the contention that agriculture is, in
this country, the basic industry,
Eighty per cent, of the national wealth
le derived from this -seethe, and if or
when this industry deteridrates, the
prosperity of the nation is eerio •sly
threatened. The "cause" for which
we exist is to establish this industry
ma a sound economic basis. The whole
trouble seems to lie in the fact that
so few, either rural or urban people,
toe in the industry a national factor,
except in a theoretical sense, and the
main reason for this is that the work -
era en the farm regarded themselves
as units and neither knew nor cared
about the national statue of farming,
and, of course, the workers in other
lines accepted us at our own valua-
tion, That agriculture is not on a
sound financial basis needs no proof,
for people are not leaving the farms
for Iess lucrative work, and they are
leaving the farms until in Ontario to-
day SO% of the people must grow food
for themselves and the other 70%, and
yet we wonder what is at the root of,
the high cost of living. Every sale
bill you see Olt the roaddide is con-
tributing that much more to the in-
crease of that menace which stares all
of us in the face. Labor seeks ate
meet it by shorter hours and higher
pay, and as the scale of wages rises,
the price of food soars with it, for the
tanner who is producing staple food,
which is the primary business of farm-
ing, cannot compete with the • other
industries, which can. and do meet the
demands of the men for high wages,
and the only possible result is de-
creased production and higher prices
for food, It is a circle -or perhaps a
maze --and there seems no way out,
But a way out must be found and we
must all work together to find it.
Prices of food will never decrease un-
til plenty is produced, and this plenty
fairly distributed.
It is nothing short of a crime• that
food should be held until it decays
rather than be sold at any frioe to the
consumer. Let a few extra can's of
hogs or cattle go into Toronto stock
yards and down goes the price to the
termer. To the consumer also? Not
on your Mel
Farming will never be on a sound
economic basis until the farmer con-
trols his business. He has got in tea
thinnest possible wedge of control, es-
pecially in the West, through co-
operative organizations, a thinner one
in Ontario through our company, but
the fact remains that the prices are
set upon these products without the
producer having a voice in the matter.
Labor, organized, sets a price on its
work -so much per hour, fur so many
hours a day. The farmer does not
seek to do that. His aim, crystallized
in the badge he wears, is a seeking to,
accomplish the clasped trends of pro-
ducer and consumer, each nleetipg the
other half way, But the urban labor,
from the janitor up to the highest paid
clerk, from the laborer to the contract-
or, from the Highest to the lowest in
any branch, is thoroughly imbued with
the idea that it is the termer who is
getting rich at his expense; he is
taught that, purposely mislead by
those who are profiting by these
things,
Have we a --just cause? -Margery
16Iiis. .
Turkish Bands
Raiding Villages
A despatch from London says:--
Zeitun, Humit and various other Ar-
menian villages in Galicia have been
besieged by Turkish hands for the
last teu nays, according -to despatches
received from 'diplomatic sourdes on.
Thursday.
The despatches say tate Armenians
thus far have been able to defend
themselves.
Zeitun is in the Vilayet of Aleppo,
20 miles northeast of learash, where
the recent Armenian massacres are
reported to have occurred.
Britishers ,May Vote
in Canada
4
A despatch from Ottawa says: --Pro-
visions of the War Times Eleetlon
Act disenfranchising thousands of
naturalized Canadians are not includ-
ed in. the new Franchise Bill which
Hon. Hugh Guthrie, Solicitor-Genergl,
introduced in the Commons on Thurs-
day. All, ifersons of British citizen-
ship, whether by birth or naturnli2a-
tion, resident in Canada for one year
and• in the eonstftuenoy for two
months, of 21 years of age and over,
and either male or female, are tc be
permitted to vote for Federal candi-
dates.
A ttro1ess has been invented in
.Australia for the extraction of grease
from wool without the use of acids.
CANADA TAKES PLACE. IN LEAGUE
AS GREATEST NEW WORLD NATION
A despatch from London says: -The
"United States, having disassociated
herself from the League of Nations,
Canada will new have an influence in
the proceedings of that body out of
alt proportion to her poulatton and
much greater than was contemplated
when she entered It,
According to a• statement by a pro-
minent member of the Secretariat of
the League, Canada will practically
take the place which the United States
would otherwise have occupied as the
greatest new -world dation, Her in-
(1081100 in continental affairs will be
leased ort her iutparttality of view a$
en eu,��`ra lduropeaiu boutitry, The first
eviddhee of reoognitlou of her IMAM
lass been the appolntnletit of ex'Mayor
Weligit of "Winnipeg to the ;Haar 1U"al�
fey Commission. The news 01 1A',
Watngles noinination has been well re-
ceived here, and it is hoped future
Canadian appointments will not be
few in number, since it is realized, in
the words of my informant, that
"Canadians will be impartial and bust
nees-like where European matters are
concerned"
• Among the various important bodies,
to seine "a1 which (lanadiens will be
appointed, are the International High
Court of Justice, the IOoo nomie Com-
mission, the Commission on Russia,
the Conihnission on Transit, the Com-
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1om-
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social and health connnlesions. The
B0niinion is almost certain to have a
representative on the Conitnissiou of
imltilgratiou,
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Interior ot the Legislative Chamber, Toronto, where the first Ontario Farmers' Parliament met on March
9, the first of its kind in Canada,
SYRIA DECLARED
A FREE STATE
Big Army in Readiness to En=
force Claims.
A despatch 'from London says: -
Prince Feisal, son of the King of
the Hedjaz, has been proclaimed Icing
of Syria, acoording to advices re-
ceived in Cairo front Beirut, says a
despatch to the London Times from
the Egyptian Capital.
Official advices state that !the sit-
uation itt Damascus is serious. Emir
Feisal;, s?n of the King of the Hed-
jaz, it is explained, has thought it
advisable to summon the 'Synian Con-
gress, which intends to declare the
complete independencee of the conn-..
try and proclaim him King.
The Emir, it is stated, succeeded
temporarily In forestalling such
action, securing tlie postponement of
the meeting of the Congress, which
had been called for ltat'ch 6, but
the excitement is said to be so great
that he probably will be compelled
to accede 'to the demands.
Much opposition has been evi-
denced in Syria over the proposed
arrangement for the :Future Govern-
ment of the country. It was report-
ed from Paris in January that
Emir (Prance), Feisal had reached
an agreement with the French Gov-
ernment, under which he would re-
cognize a French mandate for the
whole of Syria, in return for which
France would recognize the forma-
tion of an Arabian State, to include
Demesne, Aleppo, Home and llam-
as, under the administration of the
Prince. Later advices, however, in-
dicate that the Syrians --were insist-
ing upon independence.
An assembly of twenty-nine Meso-
potamian notables now sitting in
Damascus probably will proclaim
Mesopotamia a State and form a
joint Government with Syria under
the regency of Zeid, a brother of
Prince Feisal of the Hadjas, o t -
cording to The Daily Mail's Cairo
correspondent. ,
Palestine, Lebanon and Northern
Mesopotamia are included in the
districts where the Arabs are voting
freely, apparently with the purpose
of forcing the Peace Conference to
recognize Syria, under a threat of
co-operation with the Turkiaii Na-
tionalists if independence is refused
them,
The Arabs claim to have 100,000
troops ready to co-operate with the
Turks in Cflicia and Anatolia. Ap-
parently they are willing to accept
French advisors.
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HEAVY ICEFIELDS-
IN GREAT LAKES
Little Open Water Reported
by Weather Bureau.
A despatch from Detroit says: -The
drat ice report of the season for the
Great Lakes, issued here by the United
States Weather Bureau, says:
"Reports from regular and display
stations of the United States ,heather
Bureau and Meteorological Service of
Canada indictite that t'ite flelde of ice
in Lake Superior are extensive, heavy
and windrowed; over the western por-
tion the fields extend out solid for
47 miles, wiilie over the eastern por-
tion
oition the field has remained stationary
since about February 15. St. Mary's
River is solid its entire length and is
covered with snow,
"In Green Bay the ice is heavy and
solid. In Lake Michigan fields are
moving slowly over the north-western
portion, and some open water extends
south to Chicago, while over the east-
ern side the fields extend beyond
vision, with no open water of conse-
quence visible.
"In Lake Huron the fields are ex-
toneive and heavy, and extend beyond
vision. St. Clair River ie open for
about two miles below the month of
Lake Huron and heavily packed be-
low this point to Lake St. Clair. The
ice in Lance St. Clair is heavy, and
probably ranges from 22 to 26 inches
in thickness; Detroit River is closed
with heavy ice from about Twelfth
Street to Lake Erie. -
"In Lake, Erie the fields are 801111
along the south shore, and no open
water is visible. Some open venter is
reported off Port Stanley. The ice is
reported as heavily windrowed,
"In .Lake Ontario the ice in the hate
bore is heavy, leo fields aro reported
over the eastern mid central portions,
"In comparison with the saute period
last year, there is more in in all the
101105,
"Ad compared with the twelfth year
normal, there is an average thickness
at. Duluth, and above the average at
Sault Sts. Marie autl at .Tilsc:anaba,"
If net cracked a frozen egg can
'thawed and. restored to umcftelness'
lacing it in ice cold water,
by piecing w t •er
, I ,lours :Bull (totentail att):
Tho joainey from .homier to Parile twee t tore can't:'
by air tapes 2% Hours compared with lousti)ll,I5: "1 dotal knew
7 Monts by bind 1111(1 eta. ltiliil"
MORE OUTRAGES
IN IRELAND
One Constable Killed, Many
Wounded, in Various
Districts.
A despatch from Dublin says: -A
number et additional outrages are
reported to have taken place in yetis
ons parts of Ireland. Police Segt,
Nater was shot dead and Constable
Doyle was wounded at Rathkeale, 17
miles south-west of Limerick. In the
Cork district, Inspector McDonagh
was dangerously wounded in the head
by a bullet from a revolver while ex-
changing diets with crowd's which
attacked him and another officer.
One civilian was badly wounded dur-
ing the fighting.
In Limerick, Constable Murphy was
ambushed and shot and dangerously
wounded. At Kilbeggan, County West
Meath, 100 armed men raided Durrow
Castle, a private residence, for arms.
The family was absent, and only two
servants were in the castle. The raid-
ers gained entrances to the building
by smashing the big door with sledge
hemmers.
Prince of Wales
In Privy Council
A despatch from London says: -The
Prince of Wales took his place last
week in the meeting of the Privy
Council. Unlike other members, he
was not sworn ia, but was merely
summoned by the King. Prince Al -
bort will attend the Privy Council be-
fore
o-fore the end of this year.
Meanwhile Princess Mary is taking
a larger part in public life. While the
Prince of Wales ie in Australia on his
forthcoming,?}pig there many of the
duties of the Prince of Wales will de-
volve upon her. For this she has been
unostentatiously preparing herself and
has learned to speak in public with-
out embarrassment. -
Unnecessary.
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The Scoutmaster: "Now, then,
Willie, suppose you had two apples and
you gave another boy his choice of
them. You would tell him to take the
bigger one, wouldn't you?"
Willie: "No, sir,"
The Scoutmaster: "Why not?"
Willie: '"Cos 'twouldn't be neces-
sary."
' Saving in Weight, ,
For trans-Atleutic mail service by
aitplane`en Englishman has develop-
ed a plan for photographing letters
on films about the size of postage
stamps to save weight, recipients hav-
ing them enlarged,
Weekly Market Report
Breadstuetb.
Toronto, Mar. 16 -Manitoba wheat
-No. 1 Northern, $2.80; No. 2 North-
ern, $2.77.
Manitoba oats -Net. 2 C. Wo, 97%c
No, 8 C. W., 94%c; extra No. 1. feed,
94%e; No. 1 feed, 98v%c; No. 2 feed,
32%o, in store Fart William.
Manitoba barley -No. 8 C. W., $1:
671's; No. 4 C. W.,$1.50%; rejected,
$1.86%; feed, $1.3%, in 'store Fort
William.
Amen-tcan torn -No, 3 yellow, $1.94;
No. 4 yellow, $1,91 track Toronto;
prompt shipment.
Ontario oats -No. 8 white, $1.00 to
$1,.02, according to freights outside.
Ontario wheat -No. 1 Winter, per
car lot, $2.02 to $2.08; No. 2 do., $L98
to $2.01r No. 8 do., $1.92 to $1.98, Lorb,
shipping• Points, according to freights.
Ontario wheat -No. 1 Spring, per
cal dot, $2.02 to $2.03; No. 2 do., $1.98
to $2.07; No. 8 do:, $1.95 to $2.01,
fio,b. ehipping points, according to
freights.
Peas -No. 2, $3.00.
Barley -Malting, $L75 to $1.77, ac-
cording to freights outside.
Buckwheat -$L65 to $1.60, accord-
ing to freights outside.
Rye -No. 3, $1.77 to $1.80, .accord-
ing to freights outside.
Manitoba flour -Government stand-
ard, $13.5, Toronto.
Ontario flour -Government standard
$10.80 to $11.00, Montreal; $11.00: in
Toronto, in jute bags. Prompt ship-
ment.
Millfeed-Car lots -Delivered Mont-
real freight, bags included -Bran, per
ton, $45• shorts, per 1011 $52.
Hay Flo. 1, per ton, $27.00 to $28.00
mixed, per ton, 525, track, T1r'onto.
Straw -Car lots, per ton, 516.00 to
517.00 track, Toronto,
Country Produce -Wholesale
Eggs -New -laid, eases returnable,
54c to 55c.
Butter -Creamery solids, 56c to 58c,
do., prints, 57c to 59c.
Cheese -Large, 29%e Ito 30e;
twins, 80c to 30efic.
Honey -White, per lb., 68-1b. tins,
net 21c to 22e; 10-lb.tins, gross, 21%c
to 22efic• 5-1b. tins, gross, 23c to 240'
Live lemetry-Buyers prices de-
livered Toronto -Hens, over 5 lbs. 40c,
hens 4 and 5 lbs., 87c; hens under 4
lbs., 35c; spring chickens, 30c; spring
chickens, milk fed, 85e; roosters, 25e;
ducklings, 40e; turkeys, 50c; geese,
22e.
Dressed Poultry Hens, over 5 lbs.,
40c; bens, 4 and 6 lbs, 37c; hens,
under 4 lbs., 36e; spring chickens, 30c;
spring chickens, milk fed, 36c; roost-
ers, 30c; ducklings, 40c; turkeys, 55c;
geese, 24c.
Provisions -Wholesale
Smoked meats -Rolls, 30c to 31e;
Mane, medium, 86c to 88c; heavy, 38e
to 34Ie; cooked harts, 50c to 58e;
'backs; plain, 49e to 50c; backs, bone-
less 52c to 56e; breakfast bacon, 42e
to 46c; cottage rolls, 380 to 840.
Barrelled meats -Pickled pork, 546;
mess pork, 545.
Green meats -Out of pickle, lc less
than smlpked,
Dry salted meats -Long clear, in
tons, 82%c; in cases, 28c to 2,9c; clear
bellies, 27e to 28%e; tat becks, 32c
to 88c.
Land -Tierces, 80c to 30%c; tubs,
303i•e to 310; pails, 30%c to 81c;
prints, 31%e to 32c. Compound lard,
tierces, 27%e to 28c; tubs, 28c to
2831ic; pails, 28 ee to 28tete; prints,
80c to 30eee.
Montreal Previsions
Montreal, Mar. 16, Oats-Ctn-
adiau Western, No. 2, 51,17%; do., No.
3, $1.18%. Flour -New standard
$18.25 to 5:18.55. Rolled oats, bag of
90 lbs., 55.50 to 55.60; bran, $45.25;
shorts, 552.25; bay, No. 2, per ton,
car lots, $29 to $80.
Lard -Pure, wood pails, 20 lbs, net,
310 to 81%e.
Live Stock Markets
Toronto, Mar. 16. -Choice heavy
steers, 513.50 to 514.00; good heavy
steers, $12.50 to $13; butcher's cattle,
choice, $12.50 to 13; do., good, ell to
$11.50; do., medium, $10.50 to $10.75;
do., common, 58 to 8.50; bulls, choice,
$10.50 to $11.50; do., medium, $9.50
to 00.00; do., rough, $7.50 to $8,00;
butcher cows, choice, 510.50 to 5:11.50;
do., good, 59.50 to 510,00; do,, medium
58.75 to $0.25; do., common, $7.50 to
$8.00; stockers, 5826 to 810.50; feed-
ers, 510.00 to $11.00; canners and cut-
ters, $5.25 to $6.00; milkers, good to
choice, 5100.00 to 5150; do., common
and medium, 565.00 to $75.00; wing-
ers, 590.00 to 5150.00; lambs, per cwt,
$18.00. to 521.50;- calves, good to
choice, 518.00 to $20.00; sheep, 57.00
to 513.50; hogs, fed and watered,
519.50 to 51975; do., weighed off cars,
519.75 to 520,00; do., fob., $18.50 to
518.75; do., do., country points, 518.25
to 518.60.
Montreal, Mar. 16. -Butcher steers,
common, 59.50 to $11.00; butcher heif-
ens, medium, 59.50 to $11.00; common
7.50 to 59.00; butcher cows, medium,
7.00 to $9.50; canners, 55.50; cutters,
56.50; butcher bulls, common, $8.00
to $9.50; good veal, 517.00 to 518.50';
medium, 515.00 to 517.00; grass, 58.00
to 59,00; ewes, 511.00 to 512.50; lambs,
good, 518.00; common, $16.00 to
517.00; off oar weights, selects, $20.50
to 521.00; lights, $19.00 to 521.00;
sours, 516.50 to 517.00.
A store is only as good as the cus-
tomer. it keeps.
New Zealand plans to spend about
52,500,000 in the dewelopmene of its
water power resources.
A Letter Fr om London
Queen Mary has one of the finest
collections of flower pictures in the.
country. She is also fond of flowers
used in decoration, as, for instance,
the furniture of Princess Mary's own
room at Windsor, which Is hand -
painted with flowers in the French
manner. ,,There are beautiful tall
screens hand -painted with roses by
Miss Van Heddeghein in Her Majesty's
own rooms, and many pictures by the
same artist, Miss Van,Heddeghem
was one of the 'Queen's "discoveries."
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People with whom Prince Henry
was brought into contact during hie,
recent visits to libanchester and Bite
xniegltam noted a great resemblance
in his boyish, frank' manner to the
Prince of 'Wales, though Prince Henry
promises to he taller than his elder
brother, and ie cast in a more sturdy
mould.
i $ 4 8'
He is to, remain at Cambridge for
the full course of four years, though,
were he given a free choice in the
matter, he..vm"ld prefer probably to
join his regiment, the King's Royal
Rifles, at once. He has a real liking
for the Arniy, and desires to snake it
his permanent career.
e e t• e
The boom in music which marked
the latter end of 1919, is finding an
echo in the delight of individuals in
music study. Iustrtnnente previously
neglected are being takeh up with.
enthusiasm. Lord Leopold Mountbat-
ten has, for instance, taken to the
flute. The Royal Family is not nn.
Inimical; and both the Queen anci
Princess Mary are clever phnniets.
d 'N k e,
Sir Ian Hamilton, who'llas now re-
tired from the Army, may be expected
to devote a good deal oe hie leisure
to writing, for there is no soldier who
has such natural literary gifts. He
has written, besides professional tram
tates, charming books on lighter sub-
jects. He has more than the staff of-
ficers' equipment as an artist, anti his
dispatches from Gallipoli introduced
a new kind of despatch writing, at
least in the Modern era. --Big Ben,
Otherwise the Meet' Is
whelhol Ill play or riot. Tile stakes aro roe
Ravens Are Best of Talk-
ing Birds.
Ravens, crows and magpies are all
better speakers •titan parrots. - They
are not so versatile and the sounds
they utter are less varied, but their
voices and articulation are far more
human. A crow's balk in the next
room may easily be mistaken for that
of a person.
Parrots are the best imitators; "that
Is to say, they mimic whistling and
other noises, particularly laughing, to
admiration. it has been remarked that
their' voices in speaking are like that
of a crazy Doreen,
An occasional magple, if properly
trained, becomes a wonderful tallier.
But with magpies, as with crows acid
ravens, it .l, uie'e chance whether they
develop into good speakers or not.,
The giant parrots called macaws ofteu
talk well, but their voices are dis-
agreeably hoarse and inhuman.
Parrots, by the way, are more near-
ly
early related to owls than to any other
birds, •
Getting His Goat.
One hot August day a small darky
was dragging 4btllygoat up the street.
The goat ]lung back, and the darky
was sweating and swearing, much to
the amusement of bystanders, Final-
ly the. darky, worn out and ready to
cry, said:
"Lookee yar, white folks, if you all
know ally way to make this goat go I
wlslit you would."
Just then n doctor stepped up and
said: "Boy, do you waist that goat to
go?"
'I sho' does, boss,"
The doctor took a smell bottle and
poured a few drops an the goat's rump.
The goat let" out a bellow, butted the
darky over, and tore over the hi11,
The boy got to his feet, looked after
the goal, then at the looter.
"Say, boss, what teat stuff cost whut
you drag on de gnat?"
Ob, about n ulckel"
"'Well• dram abotit a dime's wortit
me one, 'Morse I sire got to catch dat
gent."
Accor.1iee to the Aucluhon Society,
the crow destroyed by insects Mid
emnle„roticnts ie America would :feed
the rrople of teatime. Birds are the
egret; , ri 1.r;''1 81)1111,81'112 these pests
c.lliter fl'u:l' Ii 'rowel' and .fer-
e-.,...., r
PRINCES MARY OF
BRITISH EMPIRE:
TOO T 0 U R ,EUROPEAN'
CAPITALS. '
Most Popular of Princesse
"Tis Accomplished, Athletlu'
Young Lady.
In the olden days they used to iii%vqr
a minstrel with a zither tosing the
praises et the princess. A ` reporter
with a typewriter mantes a pretty Foot
substitute. But, despite the 11x101 e
tions 02 the twentieth century,
would sing of the Princess Mazy, only
daughter of their malesties the Kine
and Queen of England,. an outtl0oe
princess, who rides and rows and rent-
dere
entdere valuable a5515taaee to her parents •
and her brothers, the Princes, in mak
-
fug the royal family 011e of the most
popular Institutions to this democratic
country. .
' Princess Victoria Alexandra Alto
Mary will be twenty-three years of
age on April 25 next. She was been
in the year of the Memorable Diamoad
Jabilee of her great-grandmother,
Queen Victoria, then ruling over the
British Empire, During her brief lite
ehe has been great-granddaughter,
granddaughter apd daughter of the
reigning queens and monarchs of Eng-
land, yet to -day she is hailed by all her
countrymen as the perfect type of
all-round English girl, fresh, unspoiled,
with that inherentlove .for the great
outdoors which is the most attractive'
characteristic of Britain's daughters.
In Line for the Throne,
"Princess May," they used to oath
her In those days when she was a
'bonny little blue-eyed tot at York Cot.
tags, Sandringham, her birthplace.
Her father, the present King, was
then only ttie youngest son of the their
Prince of 'Wales, later to become King
Edward VII., so the mantle of royalty
did not weigh too heavily upon her
tidy shoulders. Nevertheless, site
was in direct line for the throne, so
the present Queen saw to it that her
education was all that a princess'a
should be. Ville. Dessau was appoint-
ed governess for the little princess,
and though she never went to school
she was taught more subjects ' and
more about theist in the short period of .
her tutelage than the average Cana-
dian girl learns of is ten years ot
study.
One of the best linguists among the
younger royalties, Princess Mary
learned early to speak French, Gem
man and Italian, the first two Iau-
guages with a flueuoy unexcelled by
her grandmother. Besides these she
dabbled in Spanish, Norse and Danish.
But her schooling was of the an -
round variety: geography, music, art,
science, needlework, sports, swim-
ming, dancing -there seems to be no
limit to this royal young lady's 00-
complishmeuts,
An, Ardent Athlete..
Behold her to -day, in her tweets,-
third
weets,third year, fair4haired, with deep blue
eyes and tate high pink complexion
for which the most beautiful of Eng-
lish girls are famous; of medium
height, with a well-balanced figure
which Is almost girlishly lissome and
not quite athletically rounded.
Princess Mary is an ardent athlete.
She plays cricket, bowliug with the
best of them and wielding a danger"
ous bat when her side is 'min"; she
drives and rides, plays a good game
of tennis and a bad game of golf; she '
is a realiy expert swimmer and cats
paddle her own canoe.
Princess lviai'y is shortly to leave
England on a tour of tate Buropeaa
capitals. She :will visit Parte, •Brt,-
eels, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Chris-
tiania, and possibly Rome and Madrid.
Since her brother, the Prince of
Wales, has become overworked, with►
trips everywhere, investitures, open-
ing bazaars, laying cornerstones and
other manual labor designed for royal-
ty, Princess Mary hap come to his re-
itef. 'She attends many functions de-
voted to English women; she is herself
commandant of the Girl Guides of
Eugland and frequently takes part la
their meetings.
During the war Britain's princess
did valiant service as a V. A. D. She
studied and because fully qualified an
a nurse, She spent three days of each
of her busy weeks ministering to the
wounded at Devonshire House, She
vias also honorary colonel of a crack
English regiment, and handed out de-
corations to heroes with all the• g•raei-
ousn0ss of her Detente and brother,
Expert With a Needle.
Needlework is one of Patients
Mary's fortes. When a little girl she
180111ed to sew expertly. ,When war
came and with it the deed of all sorts
of clothing for soldiers and for the
poor she personally made many gam
meats, which were distributed, It
was necessary to conceal Prom the re•
ciptente the origin of these gifts, other-
wise, such Is the love the English
poor have for their princess, they
would have framed them tor the front
parlor, but never worn them.
A princess might have all the quant.
ties possessed 1)y Pr1110055 Mary- and
yet not be popular with the people.
Yet it is an undisputed fact that sunt
as the Prince of 'i•Faies is the meet
popular young man in Use British lams.
pire, so is Princess Mary the moot
popular young lady. It is tot because
they aro "royalties"; it is a questlou
ot that subtle, intangible thing called
"personality,"
A Frenchman is tete, inventor. of ;f
Dourless bread making ambito thlti
coaveits whole wheat into dough,
I'alce your needle, my child, and
work at your pattern; it w111 emlie
out a thee ily-and-by. LIN is ince
(hat --one stitch a.t a time taken j)a•
timely and the pattern will come out
all right like .the emisroldel,v."--O.lver
Wendell Relines,
"Better Babies" is a slogan that
interests every mother and ,tether in
the world, Better education and ba-
the `faculties for seienttiic ,investiga•'
tion are the facture that h'tade the
oilman vita