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The Clinton New Era, 1921-3-10, Page 3Office Phone 34, House Phone 93, Tisird ?lie BECAME: SO THIN SNE WAS '7'RU1T.A-TIVES" Made Her Well, Strong end Vigorous MADAME ARTHUR BEAUCHER 805 Cartier St., Montreal. "I suffered terribly from Cons- tipation and Dyspepsia for many years. I felt pains after eating and had gas, constant headache, and was unable to sleep at night. I was getting so thin that I' was frightened and saw several physicians who, however, did not seem able to help me. • At last a friend advised me to take Fruit a•tives'. '1 did so and soon I felt some 'relief. I continued 'with 'Fruit -a -fives' and is a short time, the Constipation was banished, I felt no more pains or headache or the disagreeable sensations that follow dyspepsia. Now 1 ars sell, 'strong and vigorous" Madame ARTHUR BEAUCHER. Y1Oc. a box, 6 for $2.50, trial size 25e. At all dealers or from Fruit•irti Limited, Ottawa. Opt; 0 0 0 0 0 0 ,O O' O O HELLO; ( HAPPY' HUSBANDS? O000OOOO00000000 Are husbands always happy?' Hus- bands enjoy all the comforts of a god home and incidently learn to take as well as give in little family, quarrels. Bachelors miss the scrapping privileges accorded benedicts. But, they both en- joy y the wise and witty quips about hubby, shown in the popular film sub- ject, "Topics of the Day;" How true to life these wordings are you may judge from, the following "Topic," selections made by the New Era for our readers. "Say Joe, you ought to buck up and , show your wife who is runnipg things at your house," Henpeck, (sadly) "It Isn't necessary, She knows," -Lon on Answers, ' Husband—"Didn't 1 telegraph you not to bring your -mother •with you?" Wife—"That's what she wants to see you about." ---Saskatoon Telegram. "Cheer up, old• man ; why don't you '.rdrown your sorrow?" "She's bigger than,1 am, and besides, it would b� murder"—London (Eng) Tit -Bits., She (during the quarrel)•--• "Ytsiy. never deserved a wife like mel" He —"And 1 never desetved the rheum- atism but 1 got it just the same."—. Toronto, (Canada) World, Officer—"Why are you rushing along with that bundle?" "it's my Wife's hat and I'm afraid the style will change. Women's Wear (N.Y.). "So you are going to send your wife away to the country for a rest?" "Yes I need it badly."—The Crow's Nest. "You haven't much on the menu. Still it doesn't matter—my wife is eas- ily satisfied." Waiter; "If she's your wife she trust be."—Meggendorfer Blaefer (Munich), Chicago Judge holds that it is inn - possible for a man to steal from his wife. In the language of Blackstone, judge, you said a mouthful,—New York ,Mail ' A Be Kind to Husbands' Week" might be proposed—seven days in which none are to be shot.—St,Louis Globe- Democrat, y elwgl'eflieCse etaoni hvbgkqj cmfwypff e e * * * to ,. * * * * HANDY PHONE LIST FOR EMERGENCIES Hospital 70 Chief of Police ... , . 17 Town Clerk 130. Public Utilities Office .2Q NEW Era Oftic ,, 30 4' G. `1'; l Cation ... .3.5J d•' * * * Jt- * * d: * * * * W. * sTi:i1, ;h, , :..rya R M A Z A H itO Smoking --Wo Sprayino—No Saoft ; Jost; Swallow a Capsulc RAZ.N[AH Is Guaranteed to restore normal breathing, stop ratans 1littheirings in the broecl:ill tubs, ng nights of quiet sleep; contains no liebit-formin r drug, $1.O0 at your drag. l �let's, Trial free et our geecie, ori rite Temple* ons, to Taut v i le ons, 142 ting 4V„ Torvanto, LOCAL ,AGENT .1, 1E, Flom USE E Australian Labor Party Very Strongly Opposed To imperial Federation „F anything is done in London I by the Empire's Prime Minis- ters•next year to consummate Iniperialistfo aims, Labor at the first opportunity will Solemnly repudiate the compact before the whole world." . In this emphatic manner does the Sydney, Australia, Worker, a Labor weekly, affirm its opposition to ,Im- perial. federation. "The `organized workers, of Aus- tralia," it says, will not tolerate Im- perial federation." Tho issue is being d'ebatet' in the Australian press at the present time owing to the Constitutional Confer- ence called to meet in London within the next year or two.. The imni`e- diate cause of discussion was Lord Milner's speech in reference to the conference. Several Australian comments infer that, with Milner as Secretary of State for the Colonies, they distrust the possibilities of tate outcome. Attacks on Milner as a Federationist are frequent. Referring to Lord Milner's speech, the Melbourne Age says: "We cannot consent to be ruled by the majority decisions of representa tires of. Great Britain, Canada, South Africa and New Zealand, even though members of the Australian Government. sit and vote amongst them. This country holds with all its strength to the right which it enjoys of Axing the nature and mag- nitude of the preparations it will make for its own defence, and of deciding without compulsion from any Federal I•mperfal2 body, or any outside authority whatsoever, the clrcu eistanees , and places in which its land and sea forces 'may 'se em - skived. ' The Compaonwea�tth acknowl- edges its duty, fo , the Llnapire, and tit,LesistospLe=jt11 owq'e'd'a'htb. St we comes• gut' ane', a'om the Imperial Qgyernment In developing its defen- sive poli'eYt ' it favors d'orietffiatfon from time to ,time ;at Impegrial oen- ferences but It fir c'onvince'd' that' it can b'e a more willing and powerful. Imperial partner it it retains its ab- solute freedom," ' 'Oil 'anothkr' day, discussing the sante issue„the Age said: ' "Australia cannot and will not sur-• render'any share in the control of its defences! tor. an outside body., It will . Y Y decide for itself then ature extent and cost of its, own system, and' brook no interference. In this; as in all:'other mattes,°. the .0ommonwealth claims, and:has. been conceded com., plete rights of self. -government.' En- tanglement in any Imperial or Dom_ intone: scheme; subject even in a I measdre to outside direction, would. embarrass; if, not seriously weaken,. the Imperial connection, and' inevit- ably Cause dissatidfactfon amongst our own people. Those who plan defences have to reckon with a strengthening and .already virile spirit of Australian nationality. While this is so the Commonwealth is willing anti anxious, as a nation within the Empire, to give the ut- most weight and the most serious consideration to any advice which the greater experience of the Imper- ial authorities may suggest for mak- ing our forces by land and sea effi- cient for the protection of our coasts, as well as for co-operation with the forces of Great Britain and the other Dominions. The decision rests with Australia itself in matters of organiz- ation and extent, as well as in those of "operation” and "regulation," A correspondent of the Ney' Statesman, writing from Melbourne, says that outside a very limited cir- cle there is no body of opinion in Australia which favors Imperial fed- eration or any closer political bonds with the United Kingdom. "Lord Milner's speech," 'he adds, "finds support only amongst the ultra -Tory newspapers, the Austra- lian group of "Round Table" law- yers, politicians and University men, and a few generals who are obsessed with the purely professional aspects of defence problems — which • can, • however,. be solved without any for- mal bands, contractual legislation or super-Parliamen�t." The most democratic and vigilant elements in Australian political thought," this writer declares, "are fundamentally at issue with the Im- perial Federation gospel in all its. forms and with all its implfcateons. Certain newspaper correspondents may seep to convey the impression that in some subtle fashion a change has passed over the Commonwealth, and that with the return of the "boys" there has been generated a "new atmosphere" in which Imperial federation will flourish. It is not so. The majdt•ity of the returned sol- diers have become absorbed sin the national life once mbx'e, 'anti have regimented themselves in the two great political parties. The 'Digger' is as much opposed as the civilian voter to any sacrifice of Australia's untrammelled freedom," "j,;u:,.r"•` ^ A Misprint, ..•e Bringing with hila Sul electric tit= mosphere, alnan strode into a hews - Pater office and banged his ethic on the counter of the comi lerclal de partmegt, "Where's the editor?" he shouted angrily. "lie's—he's out!" .replied the clerk n4PVou5ly, "What's he done this timet" "In that adver- tfaenlDllt f r' tri valveless Y vol ve sa melba said the Sedan, "he's turned the se- cond v' -1nb a 'u'+" J origin -tet the Saatdwicli, i 'The sandwich Is ro relied from the tall of Sandwich, who passed whole ?rys In gambling, and used to bid the waiter bring him for refreshment a piece of treat between two pieces of bread, which ho ate without ceasing to play. The Rotnatis wore fond of saniltdfchee," *bleb they balled snails. The Clinton New Era PRESIDENT WARREN G. HARDING His Proudest Boast Is That He Is An Editor, Publisher and Print- er -Marion Star Earned His Bread and Butter for over 30 Years. Washington', March 4—Whatever else may be, Warren G. Hardin g al- ways ciassifies himself as an editor, publisher ' and printer, proud of his professional accomplishments and • i training, His luck -charm and most, sacred possession is a printer'g rule,' carried in his pocket wherever he goes; and his close friends say he would' rather set a stick of type any day than grant an audience to an am-' bassador. ^^'• ~^' ) For more than thirty years Ms.' Harding's bread and butter has been earned by the Marion Star,1 whose responsibilities he assumed under Heavy' mortgage and whpse' early years he nourished at the ex If. You digestive disorders, Suffer• discomfort after eat - Ing, constipation, sick _ headache, biliousnes Take a course of the famous Beecham', Pills. Prompt relief often follows the first dose. People everywhere are'proving the value of EECHAM' BS Sold •LSInhoboxes. _ • '25c.,50c Lamest Salo of any Medicine in the World 0 Thursday, March 10t1i, 1921. "Cascarets" if Sick .or Bilious Tonight pure, Let a pleasant, harm- less Casearet work while you sleep and have your liver active, head .clear, ,ttomaeh sweet and bowels moving regular by morning No griping or Ise convenience. 10, 25 or 50 cent boxes. Children love this candy cathartic too. pense of going hungry more than once himself. 'Since his nomination for the Presidency, he has faced only one public ordeal that aroused emotions he could not master. That was the temporary severance of _the ties that bind hint to The Star. On election night, when a group of his employees came to congratulate hint, his voice broke and his big frame was shaken by sobs when he undertook to speak of the separa- tion that must be the price of his triumph. le Marion, Ohio Election day was ' Mr, Harding's 55th birthday and all the Interests of his lifetime had been rooted in the immediate vicinity of Marion. He was born at 'Blooming Grove, Ohio, in an adjoining county, the son of a country doctor, George T. Harding, who 'still visits his pa- tients about Marion in the one- horse carriage of the old -school practitioner, The new president's mother has been dead for many years and his father is remarried, Young Harding attended college at Iberia, Ohio, and then tried school teaching for a year before he began his newspaper career. Al- ways a partisan and a Republican, he lost his job as a reporter by wearing in the presence of his Democratic editor a "Blaine hat," the stove -pipe which was a badge of support of James G, Blaine. Although it was a pioneer news- paper age, Mr. Harding's mind ran to progressive notions even in the day when the Star still was lia- bility. broke b Y• ' with his first partner over the question of in- stalling a f.elephone in the newspa- per office, a proposal which ,the partner held to be impractical, ex- travagant and revolutionary. Al- though he retains a controlling financial interest in The Star, now a successful news paper, Mr. Hard- ing will occupy but a titular rela- tionship to it during his Presidency. Three times before he has held public office, He served in the Ohio legislature and as lieutenant JOHN BULL A. T. Freed, in an old number of Hamilton Daily Spectator. There's a hearty stout old party lives beyond the Northern Sea, About as rough, about as tough,'as a party well can be, Strong nerved, well preserved, handy with his hands, • With a muscle for a tussle to enforce what be commands, He's big and bold, and a trifle old, and his habit's somewhat full, Recording fame records Isis name as Old John Rough John, tough John, bluff John Bull, With both feet getting there, and both hands full. .His heart is full of kindness, with never a drop of gall; And Old John Bull is the daddy of them all. There's many a lad to call hien dad, and take the old man's part, To share his fight, and swell his might and cheer his loving heart, To bear his flag from cliff to crag when the echoing bugles blow; Ten thousand sons to man his guns, and thunder on the foe From many a land, from many a strand, they cone at the•Father' call, For Old John Bull is the daddy of them all. Rough John, tough John, bluff John Bull, With a heap of human nature beneath',his scanty wool; The cheeriest, beeriest, stoutest earl upon this earthly ball, For Old John Bull is tltedaddy of them all, The ,waves that roll from pole to pole, still carry him on his way, From the purple gleams of the morning beams to the golden close of, day. The heaving seas, the freshening breeze 'bear on his freighted ships, The roar that fills the started bits, leaps from his cannon's lips, The flags that fly to the bending sky are with his glory full They bear the name and tell the fame of glorious Old John Bull, Rough John, tough John, bluff John Bull, 111e man that carries his burden and the man' that hat a pull, The march of Empire thunders where his martial footsteps fall, *y! l For. Old John Bull is the daddy of thein all, ,•:a,..- Y'sei i',aies lfall'sse CO CIEROI(OF,CONSTIFiTION AND SICKHEALICHE .., .s.ti 'S.'":'GAfn a", mass ,•• The Great .SE1104.436 '(tF. irter's Little Liver PiDS in tine to the com- plete satisfasii on of ,allewhh use thele. Not br ur '1• oriel weakening e� yp lz�c w nnv th. %P. .. Bowels,but i~aylegulaiiiztkand strength - LLS ening thele. Don't Heztatalez Get a !Softie -- take one after each meal and one 'at bedtime. They tact as a itttura' laxative to the towels,and re talar and healthy ettn- 'Clition of the system with freedom fl' a'Constipation a',ncl Siok Headache is the result. They aro ,g 3ti1 •;r tl , y Vegetables Smali Pill Small batse' Small rsfr'ior'a \ aen,tine 'moat beer eignmtiitee i si.i""" e degee4An governor of the state, and six years ago he was elected to the' United States' Senate, where he became a melnber of the Foreign Relations Committee, In 1916 he was .chair- man of the Republican national con- vention, In personal appearance the new president is a man to attract a second look in any crowd, Ile car- ries his''two hundred and ten pounds without a (tint of obesitvz, althlough he is not quite six feet OA and itis massive features round out an impression of force and distinction, His hair is iron- grey—almost silver • grey—staking sharp contrast with the unusually heavy black eyebrows that almost mask a pair of calm grey eyes. It is only in response that his face, takes on the aspect of severity seen SP often in his photographs, When he talks or listens the lines are' broken -by a smile that radiates cordiality. President Harding walks slowly, talks slowly, and makes up itis mind slowly; but he gives the impression of polished deliberation rather than of over -caution or abashment. Ile is a good conversationalist and a good listener, and has a faculty of getting through embarrassing situations. with linttle show of embarrassment, As an orator Mr. Harding never has rated himself as witty or elo- quent, though he attained consid- erable success a few years ago on the Chautauqua platform, He sel- dom attempts fine word pictures or humorous passages, but culti- vates a deliberate unembellished utterance, - Ile never gives the impression; of stilted dignity. lie likes to know men well enough to call them by ,their first names and to slap thein an the back when he meets them. He likes to shake hands and makes conversation about the weather and tate crops, and when he does he usually lapses into the vernacular of an Ohio country -man, It is Mr. Harding's affability that has made for officials close to him some of ' their hardest problems, lie never likes to refuse an aud- ience or to terminate a conference until his visitor has talked him- self out. On his first campaign trip his snanagers ruled that time and endurance would not permit him to appear at wayside stations, but after the train had whizzed past the first waiting ,crowd he ordered that a stop be malie wherever the people had come out expecting to see him, The new president is unusually fond of children, though he has none of his own. He has been a member of the Elk and Moose fra- ternities for years, and since his election to the presidency has be- come a thirty-second degree Mason and a Shriner, Golf • •is his favorite recreation and he likes to fish but does not hunt. lie plays hard, and possesses the faculty of putting all his worries out of his mind during vacation hours. Of all the presidents, Mr. Hard- ing's close friends liken him most often to McKinley, with whom he has in common a predominant pas- sion for obliteration of class and sectional lines, Children' Cry FOR FLETCHER'S °C -AS -T-® FR 1A WORLD IRE NEWS /N! TABLOID OR Happenings Concerning the Small and Great From Far and Near. • t 4.stn=,. The Dominion South ,Wellington Liberals, Labor, ices and; Farmers are unable to elfeect a fusion, Freight rateti oii uglier in Canada are to be iltei'eased shortly says an 01- taws despatch, i1 serious grasshopper outbreak IS feared this year in Saskatchewan, Q, Y. Chown ex -Registrar of Queee'S University. died suddenly at Kings$on, Philip Fitch, a Montreal storekeeper has been forced out of h`Gsiness by four burglaries. Mrs. JB4rre, aged d 9, died of burns from her clothes t`1atcbi ng fire as site was .lighting a stove,. n. Macpherson, of Yorkton, Sask„ formerly of 'l'oroitto. died suddenly while reading a newspaper. Apparently fib attempt will be made' to form a co-operative, wheat pool for hantIlleg this ear's crop, . t.. An aviator flew. front C,amp.tlorden JO Oftawa, '240 miles, hi d hours and 40 minutes, ROYAL YEAST CAKES Royal Yeast has been the standard yeast in Canada, for over 50 years, and it• is a well known fact that bread made with Royal Yeast. possesses a greater amount of nourish- ment than that made with any other, 111 Chas, Martin, accused of attempted murder, at Montreal, conducted his own defense, and was acquitted by the. jury. Percy Munro, of Montreal, 40 years of age, despondent because out of work and dependent on his afflicted sister, hanged himself. The bill amending the Dominion Elec- tion Act in regard to the Ontario prohi- bition referendum has received royal assent. The Crown withdrew charges under the 0. T. A. against four defendants at Brantford, because the spotters em- ployed are discredited. Plowing commenced Monday at Cow- ley, Alberta. Five hundred packing house employ- ees in Montreal are on strike. A large steel plant will probably be begun on the Pacific coast early in the summer. A GENTLE LAXATIVE FOR THE CHILDREN Mothers—the surest way of keeping your little ones well and happy; whe- ther it is the new-born babe or the growing child is to keep their bowels regularand their stomach sweet. Nine - tenths of all childhood ailments are the result of clogged bowels and sour stomach. The most necessary and the pest medicine for little ones is a gentle laxative—something that will relieve constipation; sweeten the stomach and promote rest and natural sleep. Such a medicine is Baby's Own Tablets. They are a gentle but efficient laxa- tive; are absolutely guaranteed flee from opiates or other injurious drugs and may be given to the youngest in- fant with perfect safety. They banish constipation and indigestion; break up colds and simpe fevers and give the baby that health and happiness which all children should have, • They are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr, Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont, Rev. Father Z. Lacasse, 0. M, L„ of Gravelbourg College, died at Regina. Leslie Collier of Ottawa died from a blow on the temple with a hockey puck, The Quebec Liquor Commission was appointed, consisting of Hon, G, W. Simard, Hon, H. C. Carroll, N. Drouin, Sir Wm, 5, Stavert and A. L. Caron, The Railway Commission has fixed the rate of exchange on, freight between Canada and the United States at t4% per cent. from March • t to 14, with surcharge of 9 per cent, ' OTHER TABLETS NiOTe ASPIRIN AT ALL Only Tablets with "Bayer Cross" are Genuine Aspirin Draite leaned. Interest allowed t deposits Krassilt, Soviet negotiator, is off his way back to London with Moscow's trade terms. He is not optintistiga ;4 The British Government is about tel purchase the rights to en anti -tuber- culosis serum discovered by a Swiss doctor, THOMAS GUNDRY Live stodk and general Auction leo GODERIOH'' ONT ram CASA t BRIM a epedta,t,r, Ordtra 1, NEW ERA cense, Dunton prig,, fly ale p , Torr. redeonahle, Farmers' eel. Ao "t ,conned - Better Pay The Price Don't be tempted to choose cheap jewelery. Far better to pay a fair price and know exact what von are getting,[;: You will never be sorry—for as a matter of mpney, it is easily the most economical. Ttat has oeen said so often Waist everybody by this time sho0ld know it—and vet there is no scarcity of cheap jewelry in the land Now to get personal—If you wou:d like to miss that Bort altogether— COME ERRE If you would like to buy where nothing hut high qualities are dealt in—COME.tiERF And even at that, no person ever said uur prices were unfair W. R. coin ter Jeweler and 0pfic{:en U 1'r f.'1 Marriage Lieenges ON WAND,- Bran AND Bran Shorts, Oil Cake Ground Corn, Salt and Tankage BEFORE BUYING See all Prices on Government 1 Golauaar'd White and\Yellow Blossom and , Clover, Alsike, Alfalfa, Red 1 Clover and Timothy Also a Quantity of WooddFor Sac J. A. Fr Phone 123 DR. N'. R. AXON DENTIST Crown and Bridge Work n Specialty, raduate of C.C.D.n„a Chicago, and 5,0,0.2 Toronto ayaeld on Mondava, May Lit 50 U. Ulf. H. FOWLER, DENTIST. Ofsssa over O'NEIL'S store. Bpeoisl eare•taken to make dental srel .Hoot as painless .aa "oadible. Piano' Tuning affmamfalige Mr. James Doherty wishes to le• form the public that he is pre.. pared to do fine piano tuning, tone regulating, and repairing Orde.e lett at W. Doherty'. phone e1,will receive nromnt. attention. DR. J. C. GANDIER OFFICE HOURS 1.30 p. tn. to 3.30 p. m. 7.30 p. m. to 0.00 IN so, Sunday 12.30 to 1.30 t Other hours by appointment onl;Ai Office at Residence,,Victoria Street W. BJ l Y18ON E BARRISTER SOLICITOIR NOTA& P111IL,I0, ETC CLINTON H. T. RANO El. Notary Public, Conveyancer, Financial and Real Estate INSURANCE AGENT—Roproaenbiag 14 Piro saraa'oe Companies, Division (intik Ofice. 0. D. McTaggart el. U. MoTuggar do 1Tag(;,rt Bros. HI%RI IC ERR ALBERT ST CLINTON -- COtterai Retaking atseiae0$ ROTES DiSCOO1.3Tltii If you don't bee the "Bayer Cress'' .on, the tablets, you are not getting Aspirin—only an acid imitation. The "darer Cross” is your only way of knowing that you are getting genuine Aspirin, prescribed by physicians for over nineteen years and proved safe by millions for Headache, i ac le, Nenrnlg n, Colds, Rheumatism, Lumbago, Neuritis, and for Pain generally. Made in Canada. Dandy tin boxes of 12 tablets --also larger sized `Bayer" paekagea dist bo pad at ,drug stores. Aspirin is the trade mark (registered in nada),anufactuoii IN mouCase ;r- 'of1''' F1l' ofyer SMaalioyUeaeid.re While 1, ie well known that ilapi.rie means Bayer =Detective, to assist the 77iulnlir, against imitations, the Tablets of Rn ayes, company, I y li q, ,i,d., will be strimphd with their general trade mark, 'the "Bayer Crosali The 1y&icKaliiop ilUltual Fire insurance ec. Parlat arid Isointied Town (Freer' eriy Only li.satarett, /ilettal t)lTioe—iieat orill, Ont Ofgcera .ITP J. Connolly, Goderich, President; Jas, Evans. Beechwood, od Vico Presldat h rhos. E. Hays, Seaforth, secretarjh Treasurer, Ag.nte Alex. 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