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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1923-11-8, Page 2IV TAG R OTAGOAR &TAGGART BANKERS genera/ Banking riitisintiesr-,trefiseett ,Notgs ,R150Queted, Hrefte leitiede . Internet ,AlleWed enPenoeittl. ' Seld 0tee 'Ptirehaaed, „ H. T. RANCE 'Notary Public, Conveyencer, • ROM filetste and Fire 14. Serena° Agent. Representing 14 Fire Inanranee,coMpanies, Division Court Off, Clinton. VV. BRYDONE Darrister, Solicitor, Notary Public, eta. LOAN BLOCK CLINTON DR. J. C. `Cw‘ANDIER Ofilce Hours: -1,30 to 3,30 p.m., 7.30 to 3,00 pan. Sundays, 12,30 to 1,30 p.m. Other hours by appointment only, Office and Residence Victoria St. DR. WOODS 36 resuming practi,se at his residence. Hayfield. Office elours:-9 to 10 a.m. ad 1 to P.m.' Sundays, 2. to 2 past„ for con. aaltation. DR. H. S. BROWN, L.M.C.C. Office Hours 1.30 to 3,30 p,m. 7,30 to 9.00 pan. • Sundays 1,00 to 2,00 p.m. Other hours by appointinent Plienee Office, 213,W ' ' Residence, 21-82 and Gil* ODDrA(.101415,1AL 4POr WILD The lionese, in .tmoo of peril, Will Conte to the atesiathrice of hor mate, hut net act with, theflon Who shorn a decided "Yallew-natreakii and, when in danger, will, leave Me mete to fight her Otlia batieS. The lion does not chew its food, eon- •sisting of aboat twelve pounds of beef a day, when imsaptivity, but swallows it ira chunks, exeeitt when It licks it off the bones with its tongtle, which is like a sharp rasp, then the meat comes off in shreds. So sharp are the spines in its tongue that three playful licks on your hand will take the skin off. In seeking safety from 'the attacks of the tiger, bunters have often found a small tree a sefe refuge. The tiger is a powerful swimmer, but not a tree climber. Its -athiskers are stiff quills, like those of the 'porcupine, and are so sensitive that it crepends on them • DR. FERCIVAL HEARN Office and ReSidence: Huren :3treet • ° Clinton, OW.. Phone 69 (Formerly ohcupied by the late Dr. C.N1r. Thompson). Dr. A: DieWtOn Brady Bayfield Graduate- Dublin 'University, Ireland, Late Extern Assiitant IVIaster, Ro- tunda Hospital -for Women and Chil- dren, Dublin. Office at residehce ;lately ocOuPieil by Mrs. Parsons, Hours 9 to TO a.m., 6 to 1 pan. Sundays 1 to 2 n m ' ATKINSON - D.D.S.. I,,D,S. Grath:Tate Royal College of Denta: Sur. geons and Toronto University DENTAL SURGEON Has Miles houre at Hayfield in old Post Office Monday, Wed- nesday, Friday and Saturday from 1 to 5,30 p.m.' DR. W. R. NIMMO CHIROPRACTOR Consulting Hours ' t b aa scarcely The lcangaroe the 5ize of o mouse, It 'ia Placed by the inether in e poneh petailiar to the Inaralipialsewhere it stays 'for vveeks, growing large eneugh to erawl 'ant• and ,hop around, The opoSsum is the only animal in the Weaterfa Hemisphere pUSSeSsing Ouch 1)40 the ltingtaree, 1.116 female It/111051'00, when being porsued by hunters vvill throw oat het, offsPring• arid !leave thean'to their fate, . •; , The giraffe has very Fortimmit eyes, and little depressions behind then t so that it can sea in every direc- tion, without turning its head. When a giraffe desires to feed on spree teinpting grass, it lies dovva, eats all within its reach, and the moves. Its ,hoofs are very dangerens weapons, but full as damaging is the use of,ite head, which it swings front side to side with sledge -hammer force. The leopard seems to have a mania for destruction, often killing wantonly almost entirely for guidance, when every sheep in a flock, where R Ion prowling in the jungle at night, - would only kill one for food. Tree - An elephant's instinct tells him not tops. are the favorite haunts of,„„the to cross a bridge that will not hold leopard; its black resettes ;blending so his weight. This has often occurred perfectly with its surroundings that a,ginnst• has keeper's judgment. No it is almost invisible. For this reason, coaxing or threatening will cause him it would not change its spots, even if to erOSs it; until it has been strength- it could. end, the he will go across it without The large ape called the gibbon is any ceaxing or force, perfectly formed to excel in gyninas- The elephant is provided with ,tics, Its arms and hands are long and twenty-four enormou4 • teeth, • only powerful; its shoulders and chest are eight of,4vhich, however, four in each tread, to give exceptienal lung power, 1 rt of its body and 7 , 00 jaw, are m action at" one time. The and the ewer pa other two sets, of eight each, are re- legs are small, so that there is no un - serve teeth, coming into use RS the necessary weight to carry.; By seizing others are worn out.' • a branch, and swinging itself once or The stomach of a hippopotamus, or twice to gain force, it launches itself river licr.se; will hold about four bush- though the air thirty or forty feet els. Its food consists of roots and to another branch, which it never water plants in its native land, and misses. The gibbon is of a very gentle hay, carrots and cabbage, in captivity, nature, and is easily tamed. It has long been supposed that the The stripes on the zebra are a strik- hippo sweats "blood. This mistake ing example of protective coloration, •arises from the presenee on its skin of for when it lies llownin the dry, dust - reddish brown oil globules, which covered 'grass of the .African plains; serve to keep the thick hide pliant. the color of the grass matches the The hyena has the strongest jaws in ground color of its coat, and grass the animal kingdom, and secures the shadows match its stripes, rendering marrow in the bones, left by the lions, it almost invisible. If dernesticatadi it by cracking them with its teeth, then would be valuable because it is =- eating not only the marrow, bat also mune to the bite of the poisonous the bone, which the powerful acids of tsetse fly. its stomach readily dissolve. The hy- A poisonous snake can be di-itin- ena is considered a desirable citizen, visited by the fact that the pupil of because it is a thorough -going scav- its eye is elliptical, like the slit pupil enger. • of •a common house cat. • All non - The jagnar catches fish by lying en poisonous Snakes have a circular pu- a log over the water, and flipping nil. A snake's mouth can accommo- ;them out with its claws, One of its date food ten times the size of its favorite dishes is turtles and turtle head, because its lower jaw, being in eggs. It is. the "el tigre" of South two parts, separates at the chin, and America, and the largest of the cats the skin of the throat stretches until 10 theWestern Hemisphere, It can be there is room for the food to pass. • • distinguished by a chain of black After feeding, the snake sleeps for 9.30 to 12.00 a.m., 2.00 p.m, to pan, splotches along its back, which are Weeks, nail digestion is complete. - 7100 p.ni. to 9,00 p.m, wanting in -the coat of the leopard. , By James Edward Hungerford. • Phone 68 Normandie Block - Clinton, Ont. DETROIT ITS04, , • CHARLES &HALE Conveyancer, Notary Petr, Commis. &loner, etc. . REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE HURON STREET CLINTON , GEORGE ELLIOTT Licensed Auctioneer for the County • of Huron. Correspondence promptly answered, Immediate arrangements can.be made for Sales Date at .The News -Record, Clinton', or by calling Phone 203. Charges Moderate and Satisfaution Guaranteed. • B. R. HIGGINS Clinton, Ont. General Fire and Life Insuraneo., Agent ler Hartford Windstorm; Live Stock, Automobile and Sickness and Accideut insurance. Huron and Erie and Cana- da Trust Bonds. Appointments made, .40 meet -parties at Srucefield, Varna and 131.-Yfleld.• 'Phone 57, The McKillop Mutual Tire Insurance Company Head Office, Seaforth, Ont. DIREcTORY: „ rrealtleat. James eonoolly, Goderich; • Vice., lames Evans, lieeeLwomi; see,. Treasurer, Thos.'91. Hays, Settforth, Direetors; Ueorge McCartney, sos... forth: 1). McG-regor, Seaforth; .9. G. Calera, \ Ta I ton ; Ping, Sea Earth NIcEwen, Clinton: Robert Ireriles, lusiosh, Jean lieuueweir,Hroclhagen; Jas. Coonolly, Goderich. Agents: Alex- Leitch, Clibton: 'W. Teo, Gotibrichi 100. Illechray, Sea- • forth; W. Chesney, Egmcmdville; ft. G. Jail/lute', Brodhagen. Any money to be paid In may be paid to Moorish Clothing Co.,. Clatton, or at Cutt's Grocery, Goderich.- Parties desiring to affect Insurance • or tfansact other busir.'ess will be proruptly ttended to on application to' tiny et the above officers addressed to their respective poet Min., .Loses Inspected by „the Director who lives nearest the scene, .. CLiNTON RECORDING GREAT JAN E THQUAKE The tremendous differenCe In level is a varying one. The Japanese is- lands 'are tieing on the east and sink- ing on the west. These Variations are- taking place elovily with ecca- atonal sudden yieldings to the stress. It was a sudden "give" in the pro - READING STORY OF THE cess which was the cause of the great destruction at Tokio and the adja- cent country. 'When the records from other observing' stations are available it will be possible to determine from the whole mass ol data the extent and position of the fault line affected. • These adjustments by means of earthquakes are far -more common 'than is generally supposed. Up to and including the Japanese earth- quake, 203 records have registered at Ottawa, since January,, -.190. Some of these have been small, many Of considerable size, several comparable In intensity with the quake at Tokio, and one which occurred on February 4 in the north Pacific was.many times greater than that. The trace •ampli- tude was at least fifteen times as great at the maximum in the Ottawa records. As this adjustment teak place at sea no damage was reported • SEISMOGRAPH. How Observers Determine LOC cation of Source—Possibili.: ties of Future Quakes. The great earthquake which wrought such terrible devastation in Japan affected Canada deeply in raany ways and our leaders have given ex- pression to the feelings of the people in regard to• this awful catastrophe. Here it is intended to refer only to the physical shock as registered on the delicate instruments at the Do- minion Observatory, Ottawa, and to what may be learned trom that record. The earthquake was registered on the NEWS -RECORD Stories About IV dl-howu • Fuss Oyer Duke of Yohk. A new story aboht the Duke of York is being told. H.R.H. was visiting a big provineial town • for same state purpose, The streets were gay with bunting and lined with people -waiting to. welcome their King's son. Standing together an the 'kerb were two men of the working class, appar- ently • acquaintances, one • tall, the other short. Said the tall one, after a. leisurely survey all round, "Makin' a great fuss over 'im." Whereupon the short man, having conducted a similar survey, lasting half a minute or SO, grunted: "Too much.'' Then the tall man, atter a re -survey lastipg another half -minute, sighed "I dunno." And after a sirnilar re -survey the short man ,acquiesced with a doubt, ful "P'eaps not"—whicli shows how much can be put in a few words if only one thinks before one speaks. Snack with the Otteen. While he was 'out alone picking heather, Scout Terry Earbud, a mem- ber of the Harpow County School Troop in camp at Luscombe Common, Isle of Wight, saw a stationary motor- car, in front of which sat a lady be- side a picnic basket. -.."Would you qike a roll?" called the lady, handing him one. 'She then "said: "Yeu look thirsty:- would you like a drink?' eo The ',Seine of thinge is imed'Ort.the rotthle entailed, In proeuring 'thorn Or on the degree Of rarItY, and the rarity and -the trOUble are first cowilinti, I X glre you a• present Willett, eetits me nothing In titraei or effort or .persotta Paerifiee, the gift ts valueless,' Pet the cattse--wh8tev90 It le—that a Man. puts • eliveet•ito his soul he Will• give hiniself:.. The. ilia/llamas o ICiberleY 114:1,e e, nr10e .deteriffineflf ore:diffy °City it la to dik thorn olit or the blue earth and by tho'monoPoly that re- leases -a few of them.at a time t� the open• 'market. :The. Pearls from • the East Indiescommand a palace's ran Mem, when arraagect in. A PerrectlY graduated chain, because 'they have, been WMpoWed froM,the toil., of then sands of dark -bre -ten' menegroning in the dint eea„depthe and holding. their breath 10 get them. There is a checkbeek representa- tion, and there is a personal rePresen- tation, and a man might empty the mines of Golconda 'on an object of charity and still it would need men to minister to the aided need. We may be penny -Wise or'.pound-foolish in our giving and still we .have not dene irriuty with the fine thing it is to go ourselv.es and to give ourselires as the .beet -and most precious 'be- stowal of all. When "plying" Is Not Giving. • "Yee, please," answered the boy. ; He wee given Milk in a silver cup. When the boy was leaving 'the' spot another lady appreached and asked if he knew to whom he had been speak-, Mg. e He hdmiltted that he did not, ,"That is the Queen," he was told. A New Ambassador's Wit. The new Ufiited Stles Ambaasador in Lond,on, Mr. Wiliam Collier, who has succeeded Mr. Harvey, has a repu- tation as a wit. Once, when addressing a ‘political meeting,,he was heckled by a Man who persisted in shouting,""Itay rood Is taxed. Why?" "I had mo retorted Mr, Collier, at • last, "that there was any tax on thistles," A Hero of Science. It is impossible to say how much we owe to those selfsacrificIng heroes who give health pad life in the cause bf suffering humanity. Such men as Mr. Reginald G. Black - all can never be repaid for their ser- vices. For many years senior radio- ,grapher at the London Hospital, Mr. Blacken is a victim of,,Xray derma- titis (inflammation which destroys the skin) as a result bf his constant ex- posure td the rays. Last, February ha. had to have his left hand removed, and recently it was found necessary to amputate his right hand. Only forty years of age, he has been unable to carry on any aetiVe work for two years, bet he still acts in an advisory capacity to the hospital. FRENCH LEAD IN .thuttd:oviThey have worked long after Unlike Germany, choking herself RETURN TO NORMAL nationally with -a' fruitless struggle to Et escape reparations, and unlike Eng- land, depending- on extensive foreign trad'e to keep the wheels of Industry whirring, France's restricted indus- trial machinery and lab,pr have been fully.needed for turning out materials to be used in domestic reconstruc- HUGE WORIMELL DONE BY 'ARMER.S. The Finance Minister's Report Shows Prosperity While the Rest of Emlope Lags. r A t 038 or 44*.ppetxta, That Tired 'ehlag• Thor*, tAk, xiQcnvg, fiaT041,fe" villa ite heir tonic nacalelue for that tired feeling, nervous wimitneeS, pure bleeds and testify that it utillretti tnetn feel better, Oat and sleep better. .11,easl'e tiertiaparilla has given en- tire tiatiefuotion to three getteratiOoe In the areatment or genend debalaty ft restores the appetite, relieveS that tired feeling, enables the systere to resist itafeetams (11900908n Hood's Sarsaparilla aids diritioa and makee thed taste good. geOtI. cathartie is Iloodie IlaventirAg New APimals. The mule, .e gross betweett, the horse aud the donkeY, hati talwaya been one of the moat useful of draught 'anheals. The'Only objeotion tO it hats beefi Its someittliat .sulkY temper, There has latelk beett ,Produced li British Emit Atilt:a a new Cross ea..gooti as•the mule anal less stub- born, This is called the "zebrule," and is hale 'horse; ,,h411 zebra, Theea. creatures atend about fourteen liands high, are, very hardy, good workers, and eatillY broken to harness. Of late years many otovel experi- ments have been tried In cross -breed- ing. An animal predueed by a cross between' a Wild American bison boll and a Hereford cow seems likely 10- 00e of the best beef -producers of the future. It N called the "cattleo," 'and nUmbers are,being bred' In Canada for the market. • The late,Mr. Hagenbeck made many experiments ha crossltreeding. He successfully crossed the lion anal tiger, theh• progeny,,having a tiger's body and a lion'e. head." • , Equally jhteresting but much mere, useful N a cross between the South- down sheep aud the large wild sheeP front Central Asia. The new sheep is very hardy, can withstand great cold, and gives excellent mutton. Pheasants frem Central Asia: have -been crossed with our ordiaary wild. pheasaet, restuting„in a large • bird which is strong on, the wing, and a splendid creature from -the sportsman's point Or view, • .. :Persian fallow deer crossed with the English fallow produce:: a creature which gives excellent ve1116011. Jdet as a cross ,of wild 'barley with some, of our cultivated sorts has resulted In a disease -proof Variety, so the in- • troduction of new blood into some of our domestic stocks, gives immunity againat many of the illnesses to which domestic animals are subject, Let us cease to give away the things WO do not want, or, rathen, after we have given away- these thinge, let us be' a little reckless" and give away something that we care to keep. If "high heaven rejects the lore of nicely calculated less or mere," hign heaven presumably does not care to bave its altars. piled high with a rummage sale of the votive offerings that are mere- ly What we ,have discerded as super- fluous. It 'is 00 compliment to heaven to immolate what we do not care to' • That is *here the poor aro often wonderful. They give till the shoiir (if they have a shoe) pinches. The 'rich man trInis a little, off the edge of his fortune ,as a cook might trim scraps from the edge of a pie, but he does not stint himself. The poor man, who hoe next to ;nothing, shares with him whose bookkeeping knows only minus quantities. , It sometimes hurts to.see the way the generous strive to atone ter the non -giving of the ungenerous; even e little girl may, give in and give up too much to some spoiled tyrant of the, nursery, a boisterous, domineering brother. PaN play has to step in anal Prevent a rank imposition, We all know people, big and little, who would give till there is 110 more to give. They need to be protected from their own warm hearts. "It is a ,shame to take the money"; and there are' al- ways plausibly' friendly panhandlers standing ready or lurking in ambush to fleece them, for they are as easy prey as the lambs led to the slaughter. Steady Grind of Work. Industrially, as well as agricultural- ly, therefore, the country thrived, but thoughout the period the, entire popu- lation has been engaged in a steady Of all the paradoxes in Eurone, grind of work necessary, both for Praline undoubtedly presents the most moral and material gain. De Laste2r- nrelemantr.kavvbleignoGeartmatnnye . eperoeneeoninticiallflo; played had dwindled to practically rie announced that' Fre:line's 000m - battered and helpNss, capitulating at nothing at the beginning of the year, the end of eight months of useless re- and since then the country faced such eisetance in the Ruhr, and England, by a la.bor shortage that she was cons.' virtue ef the loss of a great ,pert of pelted to foreign. workmen. her German tradet staggering under The greater part of those laMis de - the' burden. of Idle factories, and al- strayed in the war are again under most ,2,000,000 unemployed, France, cultivation, with a specially large the nation which 'suffered 'most dur- wheat acreage, and a cattle increase jag the wal•, is now almost back to of more than 1,000,000 head since 1919. normaice. , "France Is to -day In full agricultural Milne Shaw seismograph at the 013- . ,k No first-rannationon the 'Conti. regeneration," said De Lasteyrie, "and servatory. The first preliminary in the press except for the resulting, nent 15 ,50 close to pre -War times as is not only self-supperting in the mat - trainers arrived at Ottawa at 10 h. 11. so-called "tidal wave" which swept In Frence., The rifenchmen themselves ter or food supply, but is carly on in. 47 s. p.m., eastern standard time, at Hawaii. ,i, did not realize itsfully until this week, tho road to becoming a great export - On August 31. The calculated time The earthquake ,at japan Is the When Count de Lasteyrie, Miniater of ing nation. From the industrial point 1 tiV I Un- of view France has recuperated from when the elrock occurred at the Origin greatest disaster of ite kind in hit- l'inanne, was- 9' h. 98 m.„55, s, pee., -ettstern tory. But in spite of th8 awful toll important agricultural meeting In the the effects or the virar with stupendous rapidity, ' standard time, Angust 31. This latter of lives and homes, Japan cannot even Departihent of Tarn, pulled from hie • 11 Is 59 111.' 55 yet rest assured that her last sacrifice portfolio a compilation of figures "The enfavorable. balance -of trade tiring the first eight months of 1023 which have not been generally known, d S. a.m., Septeniber 1, in the, standard to continent building has been shade. time or Japan. Obviously ,Uta dif- It. is practically, certain that for many and; e"L'at.nlY "t eniPha4InPa' 10 i a5garitinsat, 021500 000 ffaocs in egee. , aS ference between the.first tWo of the, Centuries to oome.that section, of the Paris- . ' , . Railway and port trafilc,has increased above three expressions for time N globtwill be native or less subject to Naturally, theth. WAS a political mo - by leaps and bOunk, Whlig coal pro. the elapsed interval during which earthquakes of destructive magnitude, tive behind the.minister's speech, Ile' [Diction for the first eight illenths of the first tremors 81/ad from the origin' The shoreS of the, Pacific are actiVe , Was interested in winning: rural vOtes the vier exeeeas the ei.; duatiee et to Ottawa—a matter or twelve ntin- to -day at nearly ell ,pointe• ---from the Inc the Nationaliet bloc in the Chem - the Salne period' by utes and fifty-two seconds, The do- nsat Indies, Pest China,' Japan, 'the her of Deputies at the doming national l,,ast,, Year for termined distaneb to the ePieentre or Karile anal Aleutian Islands, Alaska, i elettions. • For obvious reasons, how- , °,11r0i"tile!ehtt°1.31•15,s,''t'he speaker 'eeee' rea .the source is 9,800 kilometers' or 9,085 California and Central America to the ever, it was not in the interest of tile ' listendrs, France has her ordinary buil- Miles, • . _ , wost coast of south ,America as far . couttry to _talk too enthusiastic Ily . • ..._....4,„..._, ...... tor over six heurs find a hell, due to • ' France; at least, net 'for world con. „ , Value of Human Being. Such as these need np reassertion of the doctrine of the preciousness of the gift of self. We make a boast of man's many inventions of machinery, but no machine has yet evicted man from his. necessary place as the In- ventor. Plan any enterprise' you please, ask any question, and the first step is to secure the man. for the place or the answer, Out of a few ounces of train. matter must come a bridge, a railway, a tmanel, a war, a book, a kinAgdmonalt's value Inc eXceerld that or the things he possesSes, even when to himself he somms worthless. He is worth more than all his hand can grasp or his -eye can -reach, There Is no patentable sUbstitate. for him, .eimply because he is the 'vehicha'and the projector of 'a soul, 'whether he ever prates of it or not. The soul is not merely a *vague,' inapalpable es- sence which provides the receptivity for inspirational experience and reli- gions exercises. IL is more than a reason to go to church, more than a candidacy for Paradise. Since "things never yet created things,'' there is no e'omparisdn between the' value of a man with a soul aual soulless things. — A Tiger's Nice Habit. 'The rhinocerds is a shortsighted beast, but his sense of smell Is ex- ceedingly keen, He will alweys cbarge a tiger. on. scent. He will not, how- ever, clash with 'an elephant, The two big animal& are shy of each ether; although the rhinoceros is not a match for the e'lephant when the latter. coils up his trunk. oat of the way and goes at the other beast with his great Claire. The tiger on the other hand is no Match. a rhinoceros and will not light back. He has ,no weapon strong enough. The tiger is not even a Match tor ,d,'water buffalo. method' of killiug the largest regarding the flourishing coinlition of go ba mice . • snraption. How Do You Laugh?' The tremore continued to eaeord (rtIth a° Chula' the ',fact that the earth waves Were propagated'. in all directions on the surface as well as all possible directions within the earth and wore reflected and interfered with until' the whole earth, was a quivering mass. The maxitnutn' displacement of the earth at Ottawa, due to these tremors, was about a millimeter or one twenty, firth of an inch. Dut it..requirea' about. eighteen. seconds to complete a maximum„osbillation the motion Germ', 00 Credit Given to Paople. A well-knoWn psydhelogist 'hits 'been The necessity 151' collecting, roma- making .a elects, of -laughter, svhioh aeimal he attacks—a bullock, fee es, tions front Germany and getting the he SaYS differS in its Indication of allinie---10 1-0 break its neck. Stand,. hest terms on other war debts would character'by its vowel sound. ing on els hind legs, he reaches one make an advertisement inadvisable, Thoss who laugh in "A," he SAM llaW tilt tile bIlliOelei1 thOulder and the Why Bread Grows Stale. .Why does bread, grow stale? :When the douglx- is put into the oven, the starch in it N turned into jelly by the heat. This jelly holds the moisture in the loaf and distrt- buteS it evenly throughout the bread. As the loaf cools, the starch gives up its moisture, which Is drawn from the centre of the bread into the out- side crust. Thus the inside, or crumb, becomes hard and dry, while the crust changes from a hard and crisp sub- stance into a' soft and "doughy" one. • ,Cold weather makes bread atale rapidly, and for the same reason stale loaves can be freshened by being placed in an 'oven for a few minutes. Scientists have been itiveetigating the staleness of bread, and are now trying to thia Out why some loaves keep much batter than others. At the same time, it is pointed out that stale bread Is wholeeome and 'that there is really no need for the waste that.gcies on at tho. present time. But Within the entail agricultliral area or make sound like "A," aie loyal other to the iewer thigh. Then., taking the animal's 'neck. in of seuth.eastern Prance, the Finance* to their tristads, frank in their speech, Minister did pot hesitate to give the fond of bustle and inilVeinettt, awl of his paw, he throws \tack Ills own I roatest credit to Frante's millioas of versatile character- , head, Jerking the meek of tbe bullock A Mali. A. young man.with a pretty but no- toriously flirtatious fiancee wrote to a supposed rival, "I've been told that you have been seen kissing my girl. Come, to my office at 11 on Friday. I want to have this matter out," The rival. answered, "I've received a copy of your circular letter and will be preSent at ,the meeting." The only man who findo. profit in the' downward path is the well -digger. Nearly ever yon of has ripping, tearing headache: Thoy put the ,ttcgrcfilian,i,11,,,iorwooriTarbIlgetst. ach—aliMaish liver does it. at tirnea. Disordered stain- relleV—Clictmberlain't Cheer up I here', the real cAlliathdrubsccriisatstin,ts64e..40,rublimesiclofr.r.r..4.4! small farmers and tradespeople, who People who laugh in are - v, ; went quietly bark te work' to reateae dant cheerful eompany, beenuee they only be 'detected InstruntentallY. ' I • tho country. lo ifs pre-war standard.. are phlegmatic and snelancholy, , ,CLINTON. ONTARio,, . The epleettre yea' net .a To actual observers, Trace's eve- Most children laugh in "lf," and P00- 'rermb bf SubG•flPti°6-42'"I''ir year' 00101 but rather' at long broken Itile or 'Warm since 1.919, from oottritrY like Pio who emillnue to . laegh "1" tr, ae as in .ad vaned; :to • emu:dials addreseea; I "fault" in the bed rock, , along. Willa • BANG WSNT DOO RI almost tin tao others la Europe, with. litter they lia-Ve. grown to be men' arid 10,50 tio'8 theNtie Other' I aquatmant. thole* plane. One end of , HubuY taligrilyti No man can. de 1 ts stectliel tom; d ti ert. 61/5itill3Y arirtty%Ittitl luvrcroni jetlifIljitioicittsiogniatatO1 it lierri;:eslitetY0 countr e scontlaated ' this "fanit". as at Tokio, The other art( n er rig loin, 11 le o s • „ , `, • tWO thIllgg at once! until all arrears taae paid unless at and, some n,ine hundred miles north i wiise; iivrong again—he ttan ao the option of the publisher, ' The data to which eve?, subscription', is paid is, denoted 051 1150 Advertisfrig Ratea--Tranelent adVeta .tisemenis,, Ill cents per inatipittell lititi tor fit-st insertima and $ eeett Per,lite for eaeli subsequeat inset, tioa. Small adVertisenateato not to exceed, one lamb, es "Lost," "Strated,".or "Stolen,". ete„ lasertea once for , 85 cents, and eaoh althea. atteat ineertion 16 .centit, CoMantinicatiolta interatted ter ratiOa Must, ai a. gttratantee of good faith, be aeCempatiled 1s$, flame et the writer, , 4, ttm.4 • ,firdatJt; Preprieter, ' 11141111.44, Rad (task -Iles In tho Paicfle Ocean, This Clad being nearer .to Ottawa is .1 the. Observat-ory .records, • The' Lille 'ef futadjustruent. The great Circle ,Johnag Toltio and Ottawa and running near the ,Aleutlata Islands parallels Ito eastern Impart/tee (Masts, This edge of the lalolisds, Is between the highlands .of Japan. to the West 'aaid the "Kdrile Deep te 'the eitet, The "Deep" dips under the otteett level nearly live trifles, reach: llig thia great tlenth withili About 460. miles of the shore' 'The fault' ,probably'llea; 10 thitt, athySe. duty and work! toles of tile tet•rible•aft.errnath or the tat call( , I li It war,' te natteit •which Inas regained and ready to Work ter 'crtperg. They its etioatomit Wad te some extent , tts I are appareatly not very, strong" char - the point Mdicated as the origin",by World's Fiecarcl. , , financial attains WaS 411 evolution •in actertI ' 1 , . • • t• - , whitilt . the Credit 'WHS • really .clue to People who latigh on'the vewel "0" ' T115 great stealashiri L871511155 0511 the fo•thiers and tradespeople whom are ofteu suettessfial Uri life, because , 'tarry: passengers enough to 1111 a de Igrateyrie complithented,r . • they are net eaer-spasitiv,e, They do :goetIsized eountrytoWil, nearly 0,000 ,All ;classes of , Pretittlunett settput not worry about mahlie' Onlulen, and in ' all. lint this imbiber' is nothing down to •heril Work 58 soen as the criticism . slips oft their inteka like 'to ; her actual carrylag' capaeity; tor armistice- was soencied. Like the watitr OF ii, daeletl, 'Th6Y are gillier, 'dlitilig the war ati a trantipart silo ellen Israellies'Who , fellow,ed the coe h eel of 04 •1301Mell:fRienfe, And, . in SPI to et carried 13,648, CreW and, Soldiers- eas, Motfes' to rjse bcifore 8111110 0,11,1 go tioh, poofutheo,,, tosiry. liked ,mia „ , '.' , , . .Y ' ql ' ' 1 abroad .W receive mautut,firie heaven, Masted - • . . 1 , ------0----;;,--L,- the Ifreachintan I',01.161,vea his insilaats. . Vow 1,601510 .111to laughtg, in "I.I." .• We niciti_rn 0)610 tile deetty etperi. The' mattha hits fallea .aboadintly, bat A.S la Matter of fact, thele individualti manship, blit' a bum el& typewriteri it liferttlly required getting' cattlkafoie ilifo Veil 5115.1150 lit their. 1501IlIter filet will write la hotter' than vasty' zunriee to gather it Tha Front*, Life fel: thein helde mac) a tan AWL I peas ..And empty bik-Wells, 1 peasant farnters have den° mere than 11, aThIs TIME TABLE Prates wilt aiiive at and depart from Clinton as follows: • Buffalo and Godor.sh Div, Going Ease, desert 62.2625 pit,mm. Going West ,,ar. . 161..5110 rl,a.13:11n.. sr. 0;08 t.p 04 an. v am. so London, Huron g. Bruce blv tieing Seuth, Sar, 7.56 sip 74:5106 pa:tam: 411.. °411*. North" d°'oart11,01S, 161:5103 Pa.11int. bujckSVCoeSSCafl .eYour 0 What QM Mon have done, yoU 555 )100 0055 eSos's 51) at homo you can eimilY Master the.atereis Ot Selling that make SOnS Seleatilem virlistovor your nsperainco hal licen—whatmer 90551110515 doing now—whothor 0( 101 you think you Can sillGic1 just ansirbr thlO clualtiont Aft ambitiolia to 0005 $10,000 ,year? Than get in totteh With me 02 OACCi 1 Will prove le you eithoet sea A lin eh315115510014 that Youe055 orelly 1050510 5 ,Sint SAiellpon. 1 Win AbOW yOu the Soiostnorehle Trainingmai , Yr0011011110yinntsorvios OfthN. S.T,A. will ride yoU toOki< 5U03050 0)5 $1O,000 A Year Sling Secrets A11T%11;feiitbYth,1g.'lI; E 10C:11avssailtot40(50 00054015' Ml wall yiy oaliuGslioJuts anaerIvo matoOM you uau aft tha 501,1 etslihur Ottyou Ms future Mt Od , CaSl 0001118 roakso, sao.t.res Tralai Arsisootatiot ‘‘, 60.6Ateh OAl. naafi non, Aniestiot tiering of &Mott ihau