HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1922-12-21, Page 7A Fish Story.
A famous English, musician, who has
recently died, once found himself at
'musical "atiinorne," In the course ori
tile) (Premium's -tortures, a young lady
-abteinptad a very difficult song, which
she sang with exaggerated expression
and many blunders. Next to the great
connposer sat an. 'elderly .lady,
' o�er-
flawing 'with gits'hing- lgnoranee and
vivid superlatives.
"011, sir!" she murmured, "do yeti
-_not adore her Singing?. Itis Pot full
of sau17"
"Well, Madam,"; he whispered, with
a twinkle in his- eye, "for my.Port.
tliin.kthere 15 more bt.the flounder:
than the sole about it"•
? a
"MONEY ORDERS. -
Send a Dominion Express Money
Order. Five Dollars costs threo,cents.
The influenza germ is the smallest
I row.
Minard's Liniment .for ,Warts`,
Classified Advertisemerati
PATENT ATTOSI,TEXf3:
Everychild.
Every child looks at us inquiringiy
From ,the streets, w
From the many windows,
From orphan alid foundling asylums,
From the factories,
From tho'seualid homes
And from the homeless Places.
Fro ri the windows of the-schaois
De looks at us inquiringly.
I-Ie,rolile future of the race.
The Mingo I Have I' ,t• mate;
I praay I may be•gla4
Fin: tiro things 1 h+4ve roc had!
Plodt boOloW `ere they Watt,
And that ninr, er far, or lace,
I shoat find them, lingering SO,
In the down-otosuverr glow,
With never a trace of tears
Leftby,thc p.zassiog years;
Phoykiow not time nor space,
For they have nal 'taken place:
Lovc wh1e I never, kneW,
I eautifui, pure and true,
Awaits, and the tilatant,gloams
From the hearth fires of, my dreams
Which will one day come to- be
Such a bright reality.
Glad for the -Past am I;
And for to -,clay's blue sky,`,
But I ithimore than glad
,libr the things I hove not had.
—I7lizab etlr ..S collard,
Low Tide. -
tu birds are gathering over the
,,
dune
Swerving and wheeling in restless
res
Tb'e �orlonto kli,epltril fonr tnenrr.
ablgP. in a 1p.Hen wiwn,tfecY,aa y�rad.
4f1 .tin Ye ldaw o or
o grs,a tl},iv. swrp' t7 tu•n� or :l`r�fi
Ina",:o y0r 1)C 'W9/0011 cl{�ime the rt+
r1u t A eevlipatien, anti isalroua of ben
engp,a g•, nut see, This Ii sl 1
ijpt o ,tai haM
odq t"gf4 the, eight-hour S /etenl, The
OUZO riaaetye,lrldfarmo Cf the Fohobl
a month! `allowance and Out tilts
eltiil 1?IPPS tp 41,44 from New York. For
furtherinterniatfon .'apply' to. -the
figperinteedt,nt.
Wisdom for Wives;
A, 'wise old minister, bolero Parting
with 0yoa}ng cpuplu Tos<r had joined in
matrimony, used, to slip a eurd ipto tlto
bride's' hand, on Wili&hi vias printed
this advice;
"Wlleii you 'marry h'inl, Dove him'.
After you marry him, study hizn, If
he ps 1tonevt, (humor him. If he lel
generous, appreciate hith, When he is
quarrelsome, ignore, him, If he is
slojlh•ful, spurn, Iriin. If he- is noble,
praise Min. If he is confidential, en-
courage hire. If he Is secretive, trust
him. -If he is jealous, cure kiln: 'IP he
likes society, accompany him, When
he does you sof avor,,,thanlChirn. When
he deserves it; less, -him. Let him,
think holy well you understand`1rtm;
but -never let him -know that you num
-
age' film."
A thousand wings go darkly by
Over the dunes and out of sight.
Why did you bring me down to the sea
With the gathering birds and the
fish -hawk 'itying '•
-
The' beach 1s bare and'the wind is hard,
Nothing is -left' but the old year.
I wisnl I were- one ofthe gathering.
birds,
Two sharp black wings would be
good rfor me—„
,When nothu'g is 'left but the oldj year
Why did you bring me -downtie the
sea? Sai•a.Teasdale.
A -WOMAN'S RIOT_ -
l
1 -Ie looks at us and through us,
GUARD TILE BABY
AGAINST COLDS
A too 10 4) 1ft4 R of;
it now, Lt'lii 1y 17is t? a cloy r'Itd
lien* All fold `!n the tlr "1r'Ori Ca
mlfneo iyoll In 4144 OWfl:Mia ..UUte'1
cfolon of tlftfr1t(rteki Il440 it ry Sae
the OpaYItV that have f 1144 httf"
To guardthebaby agai st colds
nothing can: equal Baby's Own` Tab-
lets. The Tablets ase a mild laxative
that will keep the little one's* stomach
and bowels working regularly. It is. a
recognized fact that where the stom-
ach and bowels: are iia good order that
colds will not exist; that the health of
tire -little one w111 be good and that he
will thrive and be happy. The Tablets
are sold by medicine dealers or by
mace at 25 cents a *box from The Dr.
Williams',, Medicine Co., Brockville,
And far away TO GOOD HEALII
hito the distant future,
And soinetinven-in his eyes
There is hope and cheer,
And sometim0Sl, suffering and sorrow,
And sometimes .reproach,;
And sometimes despair; -
We had besttstop and_ . look at Every -
11..)U.UT .Be MAYBEE, 'KENT BLDG:
Yongo Street Toronto, Itegletered-
went: Attorneys. _,tend for free booklet.
KNITTr1KCz ATBOME.-
\Si7 T .; REQUIRE PARTINS TO KNIT
`. for us at home esither with ma
-chine. Or "by hand"; ryrite:. for,1nforma
tion;'ascnd postage. The Canadian Whole-
' sale Dis. CO., Deft ,A, Arillih,,.Ont.
FOR. SAm'E:: `
C ORD ttss, WOOD..
Bros, BothLAB well, Onty Ontario.
asnwnlounamxoN.
Lr�ATRLCi7•L'ATION. CLASS • :.NOW
. iormtng—Students accepted for 0111
- _ grades teachers' bortlflcates; twenty -flue
years :of. Successi.-..send 'for Catalogue.
Canadian Correspondence - College, '.607
York Bldg., Toronto, Ont., Dept`, W.
ROSES.
e11101;CL SILVER BLACK PDXES,
4J paps, adults, ; Bela .Bros., Bothwell,
EL' 'SEI:' FOR 'AAL'
ELTiNO Uh,ALA. BINDS; .N1SW' Olt
�J1 used pulleys. some, ,cable, :hose,
shipped subject to approval at low-
est prices in` Canada. -York- Bertin$ Co..
'-110-Turk St., Toronto.
1 -le is not for the mother alone. .
,—Frederick Peterson,
-,School Music Credits.
The granting of school credit - for.
music' Study. pursued 'outside of -tlre
school with a private teacher, but .un-
der the direction or s'aptrvlsion of the
school authorities has been introduced
by nany,cities on the•American con-
tinent during the past few years. And
t t one of those giving
race for wore Cala tlttra + cesuturIoa.
She fe a wa'rioeb1t of ztrbag projudtccs
but,tirouglr Ghouls vieli ailing in her,
eighties, her mind bk.is'till-open to eat':.
reotive 1mpr,eset,MA. . Last year „lt0
wag thrown from her automobile In'a.
`collision . and, although she mode im
estoLvndt g _,recovery; from her inn
JerleS; , bi,elt hecaus,o o lver ego all'
her'tolerkd0 ,expected would 'be. fataali
she is para) 'ztld below tho wraint.
"Live and learn, awl- dean ;" she said.
to an American friend. "You know
how I have away detested waverer4i'
and overceiitious, undecided. pee
w1 o qualify everything tIBy Say, 'De
you enjoy 'the.' miodlern novelist's?r
'Well, I do, and I don't: 'Are you' a.
believer in psych'analyekkr.1 am, ahs
then again I'm not,' 'Ougrtn't Wo slimly
lYt to spank the medlarm gapper and
send her black to tiie'eohooll'oonal `We
ought; but on fu'rt'her reflection nes
!Ably we oughtn't,' Intolerable` weal'
mindednes'sl - Now life givenme this
liNtle,
Shakeup aard pintas that I had
better have' patience with my fellow
fools.; Berd.use, if you should oak me
to -day, ch'ild, was I deiud'ar wad I alive,
I couldonly answer to either question,
'I ;em, and then' again I'm not so
sure!' „
It was Mark Tvvatn that said that
the rumor (Wills was much ex-
aggerated; but an earlier- wit,' Prince
Talleyrand; the famous diniom.at, jest
ed.even more amusingy and to•useful
purpose with a quostlon of life and
death. It`was when' he was minister
far foreign affairs, and there- ways a°
rumor' in Paris that George IIl.awas°
dead. - A_;haulcer, full of perturbation
as to the effect on specualtive finance,
laud the' temerity to ask Tallleyrand
if the rumor were true,
"Some say," the minister, replied
mysteriously, "that the Riing of Eng-
land is dead; others say that he is not
dead; but do you wish to know• my
opinion?" •
"Mont anxiously, prince!".'
"Well, then, 1 believe neither! I'
mention this in confidence to you; but
1; rely ou your d'lscretion;- the slightest
dmprudenee on your -paint would colli.
promise me mosf'seriouslyl"
It Can be Hers if She Keeps' Her'
Blood im Good Condition.
T'o every woman belongs the right to
enjoy. a'healaliy woman
life. Yet nine
out of ten. Suffer, often iir._silence, from
splitting heado.clles, tortuy,btg hack -
aches ar•some other of the many evils
tliatfollow anaemia. or .bloodlessness..
That is -why one"seesoso• many wo-
inen: with pale, thin. cheeks,. dull eyes
and' droaping• fgure—ail stents that`tbe
blood- is "out. of order: .'These women
Should win the right ti'be wellbyre-,
freshing their bodies with the nevi,
Mich blood of, health thatsa promptly
transforms t'h'em into healthy, attrac-
tive -women..
if a awn is no
this credit, There is no• other medicine can sup-
'
Grow Timber.
..There is no.reasonwiry Canadian_
fel-Piers should not put all their un-
cultivable land into timber, and why
'they should not conserve their bush
areas and 'turn them to the best ad-
.keit
possible should
be done -to make t seri Ply this rich, led blood so speedily and
Withiout this music erediit, many par -
eats feel that their children who are
purs•i}ing a laugh school - course have
too much work on their hands . and
_that one may, be :neglected for „the
other:' The result of this is that ¢trey
decide upoli. Music ::as an added. inr
posslbLlrty for ahigh school student aend
It is therefore dropped. We.have all
heard the remark' at one time',or an-
other: "My daughter .ill simply have
to give up her music lessons, it is too
much for -her with her high school
studies. ,
With credit for 'male towan'd gradua-
tioir, music wi'11 be placed on a b eis Over I did, and had regai'ned.my lost
with other school studies. The siu- weight•. My husband and children
who has arrived at , the stage
where his interest is greatest and his
enjoyment keenest, will be enabled to
keep right' an'm
with hisusic without
fear': 'of neglecting his' 'other sell -eel
work or of not being able to graduate
at the specified time because he' gave
too much time to his music.
so surely as D
r. Williams' Pink Pills.
Through this medicine thousands of
tired, suffering women have, found,
pew health. " For ei ample, Mrs., F.
Lane, Paris, Ont., says:—"A few years
ago I was in a badly, run down. condi-
tion. My appetite was' poor;L fell off
in wedglrt, and •couldwith' difficulty, do
my housework. Nothing I took seemed
to do nie any. good until z neighbor ad-
vised me to 'try Dr. Williams` Pink
Pills,' I had only taken a few boxes of
oho pills when.1 began to feel stronger.
and I continued using them until I had
taken ten boxes, when 1 felt as well as
vantage:by:;removingdead and fallen - •
trees, and otherwise puffing to practi- The industrial: worker in the city
has one chance ix: right ofreachin*f
seventy years ocf age, whii'e, the farm -
'cur haus one chance -"in three.
cal: use ;what knowledge of •:forestry.
they have acquired. The governmenti
is beginning to waste up in, this! dir•ec
tion, but mucin remains to be done be;,
fore a real start ,can be made One
difficulty seems -ticbe to :arouse the
tarmers to' the potential value of their,
bush acreage and to a live interest,
.the nriidrtance of forestry generally.
have also usied the pills with good re-
sults, and I -would advise anyone who
is rundown to give them -a fair' trial."
,You ease get these pills through any
dealer In, medicine or lry nail post-
paid at 50 cents a box or six bodes for
$2.60 from The Dr. Williams' Medicine
Co., Brockville, Ont•,
Britain's Oldest Road.
one cf the WOrld'b most famous
tlltrouglsiases - is ;Watling'Street,
which
which runs frons ltiohbarough, near.
Dover, to Wroxeter, iu ,Shropslsir'e, an
inipoutaut place -in Reiman days.
Part of_tilrfs road is `Low the scene of
n great modern engineering feat foe' It
is being. widened :and- remade:.
"Watling ; -Street, , which ' passes
-through Canterbury, London, St. Al.
b'vire; Dnr1`sipble, .Towcesder, and Wel-
iuin'gtoi1,was mat'te -by the .Romanis.
To2io original name was Via Vitelldani,
but viten the Saxons dams to Brit'aiu•
they renamed It rafter one of the'ip'
heroes, Wanda. This person was'a
god who rias said to -live in the mass
of ,stars known as the. Milky Way,
Which was .also. called Watling Street,
Eby the Saxons.
IIow
Well the oi`tl Eomau road was
placed, can be judged by the fact that
when the London and North ''Western
Railway was being built, modern en-
gineers" could
ngilleers'coulil Mid no better route, and
Laid their line `atom gside.it.
• Resources of Culture.
A distiSgurshed.leeturer once told a
story of an engagement"..Ito hall made.
to deliver a dsconrrse in oilol of tho
-towns of the West on..th'o subject of
the "Beacon • Lights'. of Civilization."
'T. reached the place," said, "5
lli,ble bohiurl time. and Weilt directly
to the hall, ••A large audience had..as
sembled. I was ilrtrodueed inn duo
cour3so by the president of the literary
society under whose auspices' I was to
atppear, anti ,laying my manuscript on
the desk before me I opened it and
waited a moment tor the ttp,r3ithuse to
snibside, Imagine my horror when 'T.
found brat I had aceldentally brought
along the• wrong lecture—one on the.
''Wontleli of Modern Electrical
Soloman'
"Wed clltd you dot a sired one of tiro'
5110111) to whom. ire was narrating the'.
incident, • ..
r'1 welt' right air'etui," he replied;
',Che ttitieuco didn't luti.oW tore t12 -
torence,ir
'Into failt hb flawing f}h'Ur iri the
wor�lel lq
the SON, Indla, with
pittero 1,260 i'e5t above the Sod, • ttlll
falls 12,040 -,".cat in 1813 mil''s%
Id lard's 1-iniment forpietempor4
The only dollar that canbuy more this Christmas
than it Goold twenty years ago is the dollar that
buys the Gillette shaving service - once a:. $5.013
luxury..
With a. single dollar;, you can now end someone's
'shaving troubles—safe him ixloney-'--enablehim to
shave at home with speed, Comfort and safety
every lay of his .life '--'• multiply your' Christmas
Wishes :by ^She days of the year 365 times --and
then ' some.
Ri
line 3 ge a 25e Gillette hI
ri,laifir anal 'gnaranteoct b;;r,
Gillette Safety Rasor Co. a Canada
Limited
.00.
0 N A
FARMERS BOOKLETS
and other Lung Diseases
Claims mapy 'victims in :Canada' and
Minard's Liniment, for Colds, etc.,
Port Jackson, one of the finest na-
tural -harbors inthe world, and on
which stands Sydney, runs inland for
more than thirteen miles,
shodld be, guarded against.
• . MINARf'S LINIMENT
is a great: preventative, being; one of
the oldest remedies, used. Minara's
Liniment has relieved :t,hansanda of
cases of Grippe, Dgonchitis, Sore
Throat, Asthma and kindred diseases.
It an emery to`gerins. Thousands of"
bottles • being used every day..For, safe
by all. druggibts• and general dealers,
Minard's' Liniment Co,, Ltd., yar-
, mouth, N,S.
SET FREE
Any of the following may be had fres,
on application to the
Pu lications, Branch
Department ofAgrculture
Ottawa, Canada.
`Alfalfa growing in Eastern Canada.
:Crop Rotation for Central and Eastern
Canada. '
`Potato, The,.lte Cultivation and Varie
ties,
',The All -Year Hog Cabin.
'!The Feeding of Sheep.
!(keeping: Dairy Herd Records:
' Why and How to Use Milk.
I'Why and Flow to Use Cottage Cheese,
• Winter Egg Production.
Poultry, Beeping in Town and Country.
The Farmer's. Poultry House.
Simple Methods; for the Storage of Ice,
iehorn' Your Commercial Cattle.
Dressing'and Cutting' Lamb, Carcasses:
!Bovine Tuberculosis. ;
!Feeds for Wintering and Winter Fat,
toning, of Beef Cattle in Eastern
f Canada.
1)New varieties and Selections of Grain.
The Root Vegetables Act, 1922.
`Illustration Community Work In Dun -
IiCounty, Ontario,-
'The Winter Finishing of Steers in
Western Quebec, "
, Reportof the Division of Horticulture,
• Domiinion Experimental Farms, 1921.
• Report of the Poultry Division, Domin
Ion.Experinuental Farms, 1921.
Llst'of-300 AVaiiable Publications.
White spots ori varnish; such as• the
spots -caused by hot ,dishes on the
dining -room tthle> can be removedb e
treating am'li
With oilor, • Apply
oamptpr with' a soft cloth, and the
spots will .be permanently reproved.
Prevents: chappedflrands, cracked
lips, chilblains. ' Makes: your skin
soft, white, clear and smoo',:lr.
All druggists sell in
•
,1.11, No... , Province„
1 (No poetnge required).
1 i5"„i-Yr�wumasyrz�w
THE TEST OF TIM FO'R' RHEUMATIC SUFFE'RE'RS:
1'[*S, PROVEN
Minion I
{ • ��C1FILilU'y -utl
Is a positive Remedy for ,Acute, Chronic and Muscular Rhea
mai ism in, all its various forms.
COUNTLESS GRATEDUI, TESTIMONIALS and Repeat Orders
recol led during past.. 25 years.
DOB$ON'S NEW LIFE ILII MNDY is not an experiment but the -
product of tt' quarter century of Study and research, , Pleana t
to tale. Does not upset the stornseb, No hartiful drugs.
1'i4 $O`D 13I,:eItELTUDICtb. Dnksaalh's New Life Remedy will
;i e ;roti 110,W lease lin 11 'bY fl elh'g y'att of pails. Thousamtb
p' eutho l}io customers ltd, e .Written. use ,stating that after
year d P allure with ,otliez 'Medicines, eleCt1 brC belts, etc,, they
Were d{l$d by t al{s 3,061,1tw rife Renuediy'. -
'•'011e bottle fol OIue PiItlf. Six bottles for Five I?ollllzs.
+tftI
elv It iiiil'Oti¢$i 101*(4
Wont Atololtl>d of,t 'rental
OA>ibdo.