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Reek's Cure
By Helen Langworthy
'Che reason my husband has been
nick named Big Red is because
he's over six feet tall, carrot -top-
ped and peppery d!spositioned.
While painting our home and
reaching far out from the top of
the ladder Big Red fell, There
were more people than the doctor
and I to realize that my husband
had broken his leg. IIe was howl-
ing mad!
Surprisingly, though, Big Red
wasn't too bad a patient during his
long hospitalization. Yes, leave it
to him—he did a royal job, nothing
simple and routine! His fracture
required specialists, operations and
enough paraphernalia around his
bed to make it resemble Franken-
stein's nightmare. That's my Big
Red!
During those Long months be-
fore he .:ante home Bag Red said
that the thing he was most thank-
ful for was that he was away from
the Sanders, the Markhams, and
the Keatings.
Perhaps in other neighborhoods
there are more family's like those
three. If so, I can sympathize with
all who live neighbor to thoroughly
nice but thoroughly tiresome folks.
Take Mr. Sanders, for instance.
He has gall stones. The way he
describes the pain, the many medi-
cines the doctors have tried to dis-
solve them is something to remem-
ber for days. When anyone sug-
gests an operation, Mr. Sanders
grasps, "Oh, no!" You wonder if
one would rob him of his only con-
versational topic!
Little TLrs, Markham is sweet
and lovely. She seems so—until she
mentions she didn't sleep last night,
the night before and for weeks
has heard the clock strike every
hourl She's tried counting sheep,
hot milk and drugs. Nothing helps.
Theft there's Mr. Keating. He's
next in size to Big Red. His woe
is a allergy. When he and his wife
conte in maybe it's the new daven-
port pillow that he stares at like
it cause front Mars. He's spent
hours receiving painful shots and
telling about them,
When Big Red finally came
home and was established in bed
he told ne to ask the Sanders,
Markhams and the Keating's all
to visit. Those bores—and all at
once, Wondering if complex broken
legs could upset a man mentally,
I argued gently. Big Red roared
so I asked the three couples over.
It trust have been the first time
anyone had dared having the three
chronic complainers under one
roof. How the conversation flew!
"My painful gall stones—" was in-
terrupted with, '—not a good
night's sleep for three years!"
Then Mr. Keating pounced on
one of Big Red's fluffy blankets
and gave us a run down on awful
allergies. I looked at my husband,
He was smiling!
Then he began! With a voice
that .could make a general stand
at attention, Big Red described
the troubles he'd undergone, 1Je
reeled off treatments, doctors, spe-
cialists, traction affairs, the silver
plates that had been applied to his
leg bone during the operations, the
pain, -.the sleeplessness, the dis-
comfort, the way "the doctors had
ben perplexed, hundreds of shotsl
It was terrific. I think my mouth
flew open and I forgot to shut it.
When our company looked at
cath other in extreme boredom and
wiggled tbeir feet experinentally
as though they wondered how soon
they could decently heave,—Big
Red winked at mel He tools a sleep
breath—and began again on the
Horrors of his case,
The three couples almost ran for
the front door,
Out On the porch,' with Big
Red's voice just a Muted roar our
guests' expressed their sympathy,
"Such a one track mind!" said Mr.
F eating.
"Don't you get tired of hearing
him talk about pain?" asked Mr.
Sanders whq never tires of hist
I stepped inside, closed the door
on their pity. 'Then I went to Big
Rest , , : and we giggled, we roar-
ed with laughter. Big Red's bed
shook.
"i. can't wait '11! we see them , . .
next time," I told hint, finally,
"If this cure doesn't work," Big
Red agreed, "I could always do a
repeat l"
Somehow, though I'm sure
4hcre will be no need!
Red Scientist Says
World Warming Up
A dispatch front lvloscow spreads
the news that Soviet astrophysicists
have accepted the declaration of
Dr, Otto Yullievich Schntidth,
fatuous Russian Arctic explorer,
that the world is warming up. The
theory is said to have originated
with Schtnidt and is hailed as "a
great advance of history, showing
that Soviet science is ahead of the
seienee of other countries in this
field,"
Dr, Schmidt is a man of parts, a
good mathematician and an explorer
whose feats in the Arrtic regions
are unique, Itut he is not the first
to maintain that the world is grow-
ing warmer. Nor is Soviet climato-
logy ahead of climatology in all
other countries. The evidence that
the world is warning up has been
piling up for decades, and the met=
eorologists of the \Vest have not
ignored it.
A thousand years ago Greenland
wax flourishing Norse colony with
a population of about 10,000, By
1500 few farmsteads were left,
Whether or not a change of climate
tlrove the colonists away nobody .
knows, That the climate of Green-
land did change is certain. Tree
roots that forced their way through
bones in cemeteries tell the story.
Hack in 1830 the mean annual
temperature. of .Philadelphia was 52
degrees F,; a century later it was
56 degrees. Similar increases in
temperature are reported in the
meteorological records of Montreal,
Spitzbergen, the British Isles,
Washington, D.C., and other places.
The biggest changes in temper- ._
attire and precipitation have been
noted in the Arctic, sub -Arctic and
temperate zones. In Siberia, frozen
ground is gradually receding toward
the pole. Fish once unknown in
cold waters are now caught as far
north at Latitude 73 degrees,
There are many explanations of
these climatic changes. Cycles of
mountain -building and degradation,
variations in the eccentricity of the
earth's orbit or the obliquity of the
ecliptic, minor changes in the dis-
tribution of land and water, long -
period •variations in solar activity,
the passing of the earth through
cosmic dust, wobbling of the earth's
poles, an dthe almost imperceptible
drifting of the continents—all have
been invoked to account for chang-
es that were noted long before
Soviet scientists were heard from
on the weather and climate.
ANSWERED
"Jimmy," said his mother, 'run
across ^the street and see how old
Mrs. Smith is."
Jimmy was back in a few min•
Utes. "She says it's none of your
business how old she is."
Marked Child—Lady Grevy, a
zebra at the zoo, poses with
her first offspring, a daughter.
Born shortly 'before the picture
Was taken, the striped young-
ster was taking her first steps
minutes later.
DESIGNERS STRIVE FOR LIGHT, AIRY EFFECTS INDOORS
.A glow of outside radiance Is brought into a
room when windows are hung with new venetian
blinds with softly -tinted slats of a lately devel-
oped translucent plastic,
BY EDNA MILES
1R this era of home -decorating,
which stresses color and bright-
ness for interiors, furnishings and
accessory designers seem to be
vying one with the other to see
what new creation for adding
lightness and airiness can next be
contributed,
The outdoors is brought indoors,
'n effect, with a brand-new kind
of coffee table which features a
plexiglass aquarium as its base.
In thls may be kept fish, green
plants or fresh flowers, according
to the home decorator's whim
A removable plate glass makes
the aquarium handily accessible.
Light is again captured as a
decorating aid in new venetian
blinds which add a mellow radi-
ance to the rooms they adorn. The
secret of this magic is a new trans-
lucent slat of a special plastic
which obscures the outside, but
at the same time allows enough
light to conte through to bathe the
room in a glow of color,
These blinds, which are avail-
able in a number of soft shades to
harmonize with your own color
schemes, are said by their makers
to be easier to keep clean, since
their smooth sleek surfaces have
no minute pits for dust catching,
Worry about chipping of the blinds
Is also eliminated, since the color
is an integral part of the slats,
which are of extreme flexibility.
Reflecting the charm of an outdoor garden pool
is this coffee table which features an aquarium
base of Incite 'and a cover of airy -appearing
removable plate glans.
Some truly startlire facts—facts
of great importance to every one
of us—were brought out in a paper
recently presented to the American
Geophysical Union by Leon Las-
sen and E. N, Munns.
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The paper was entitled "Vegeta-
tion and Frozen Soils," Briefly,sum-
med up its findings were that all
soils don't form the sane kind of
ice when they freeze; soils rich
in organic matter forst porous,
honeycomb ice that soaks up run-
off water and prevents erosion; and
that wornout, hard soils freeze
into rock -like ice that penetrates
deeper and thaws later in the
spring.
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practical applications of this soil -
ice study are important and far-
reaching. The facts turned up may
even throw light on the origin of
spring floods that cause vast. loss-
es to farmers every year. Such
floods may be controlled if some
way can be fotind to govern the
type of ice that forums on farmers'
fields.
Many frozen soil investigations
were made in New England during
the winter of 1946 by Lassen and
a colleague. The impervious, con-
crete type of ice was found in fields
that had been cultivated and were
low in organic matter. Spongy
ice was found in meadows and
fields which had a higher humus
content,
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Traditional opinions regarding
frozen soil are being proved false
hy,these studies. It is not true that
all frozen soil will not soak up
water or that alt soils freeze or
Him ' at the sante time. Fertile
fields and woodlands may be free
of ice at the same tine that poor
land is frozen solid and is repelling
flood waters,
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The fact that soil under light
grass does not freeze as readily
as bare soil was ,proved by Henry
W. Anderson in 1947.
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But most important is the type
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DISCARDED BRACKETS usEp 'ra
SUPPORT WIN!SOW^GHAGnE ROt.LER. MAYS USEt3
TO MARE STURDY HANGERS FOR HEAVY PICTURES,
HAMMER `!'HEM MAT ANO SCAEIN TO SACK OF FRAME,
of ice that does form in cold
weather. Concrete ice that forms
on poor soil is a very real flood
menace. Honeycomb ice, on the
other band, causes no trouble to
farmers.
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Soil and water authorities have
in the past stressed the relationship
between the falling organic matter
content of U.S. soils (four to 1.5
per cent in 200 years) and increas-
ing flood damage. There is little
doubt that farmers, who suffer most
from floods, can stop rampaging
waters before they start.
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Putting more organic matter into
the soil and grasses on top of it
is the way to do 1t.
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The practice of artificial insemi-
nation of cattle is distinctly in-
creasing in Great Britain; in fact,
according to latest reports, practi-
cally one-quarter of all their cattle
over there are now bred artificially.
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Joseph Edwards, head of the Milk
Marketing Board's Production Divi-
sion, said that membership in arti-
ficial breeding centres was 70,966
from April, 1950, to March, 1951,
compared with 59,90$ in 1949-50.
Cows inseminated totalled 567,102
against 431,370,
Each one of the Board's twenty-
two centres showed progress during
the ,year, The Carmarthen Centre,
with its 9,300 members and 65,000
cows inseminated is probably the
largest in Britain,
Tarporley, Cheshire, Inas 4,100
members (41,800 cows inseminated)
and Cheswardine, Shropshire, 4,500
Members (40,600 cows inseminat-
ed).
In Norfolk and Suffolk, the
Beccles Centre inseminated 40 cows
out of every 100, In Cornwall and
East Devon, the Praze and Honi-
ton Cylst Centres inseminated ap-
proximately 45 per cent of the cows
in their areas; these two centres
were started less than three years
ago.
BIG SMOKE
An Indian in New Mexico not
far front the site of atomic bomb
experiments, was using smoke sig-
nals to broadcast a hymn of hate
to his enemy. Threats, epithets and
general imprecations swirled sky-
ward as fast as he could manipu-
late the code. Suddenly a black
cloud shot ftp on his horizon,
mushrooming with awful speed to
blanket the sky. 'The Indian drop-
ped to his haunches, utterly de-
feated,
"Gosh," he said with envious
admiration, "I wish I'd said that."
He Didn't Want People
To Like Him
The mortung the poet Swinburne
died, at 10 a.m. on April 10th(, 1909,
1 made a pilgrimage across Wim-
bledon Common to the Rose and
Crown where the great man used
to take his celebrated morning
glass of beer. I took a horse -bus
back, sat on the front scat with
the driver, who gave me his esti-
mate of Swinburne.
"He was a very little man, titin,
too, but with a great big head," he
said, "He never wore an overcoat—
snow, hail, or wet—and he never
looked what you'd call a gentleman.
He wouldn't speak to anyone at all,
especially women. It was only chil-
dren he'd take any notice of. He'd
always speak to a baby in a pram—
but if the nurse so much as looked
at hint he'd be off at once!"•
The mother of Algernon Charles
was Lady Jane Swinburne, daugh-
ter of the third Earl of Ashburn-
ham—his father an admiral, with
private means. Swinburne himself
went to Eton and Balliol College,
Oxford. Coming clown in 1859, he
leapt into fame as the most electri-
fying and passionate of romantic
poets at a period when he was in
competition with Tennyson, the
Brownings, the Rossettis, Macaulay,
Matthew Arnold, William Morris,
Coventry Patmore, James Thomp-
son and Edward Fitzgerald.
The critics were for the most
part horrified at the naked sensu-
ality of his imagery, muttering in
their beards about police interven-
tion. But the .esthetes of Chelsea,
the intellectuals of Bloomsbury,
and the uppercrust intelligentsia of
St. John's Wood and Hampstead
took him instantly to the'r hearts,
Indiscreet Letters
Swinburne'" looks as a young
man greatly enchanted his legend
as a "second Shelley,' for he was
small and slight, quick and nervous.
White -skinned, green-eyed, his spa-
cious forehead was surmounted by
long, silky, bright red hair, the
colour scheme being filled by a pret-
ty poetic moustache and toy -like
wisp of beard, Tie likewise dressed
for the part in floppy bows, velve-
teen jackets, and so forth.
.He was traditionally the unfet-
tered genius, too, in his contempt
for conventional morality. He was
not merely indifferent to mtpopular-
ity, but went out looking for it.
He was a confirmed dipsomaniac,
frequently an invalid through his
excesses, • By innuendo, by -infer-
ence, by his known intimacy with
those two drug addicts, Baudelaire
and Dante Gabriel Rossetti, he was
tarred with "their brush as regards
that vice and he gloried in pt•Ocaim-
ing himself .a disciple of sadism,
His spectacular affair with "Maz-
eppa," the bareback -rider and ar-
tist's model, alias Adah Isaacs Men -
ken, five times a wife—apart from
being notoriously the mistress of
the great Dumas and others less
famous—was common knowledge
owing tee -Swinburne and the lady
bemg photographed together and
copies being exhibited all over Lon-
don,
.1.11 this publicity was, of
course, most distressing to Swin-
burne's devoted parents. Time and
again they paid off their wayward
son's debts and nursed him back to
health after prolonged bouts of dis-
sipation. They even, out of affec-
tion, kept him short of money—the
only effective method of curtailing
his profligacy.
The steadying influence they had
so , long hoped for on his behalf
arrived in 1879, when Swinburne
was forty-two and was introduced
to a Huntingdonshire solicitor and
hanger-on to the skirts of the -arts
named Jrheadore Watts, (later
Watts -Dunton) a man five years
Swinburne's senior.
To Watts, the provincial bour-
geois, Swinburne's upper-class ori-
gin was alone a matter for rever-
ence, apart from his literary ach-
ievements. But the ,advantages
were by no means oone side.
Watts was reliable and respectable;
Swinburne irresponsible and disre-
putable. Watts was a professional
man of affairs; Swinburne barren
of the foggiest idea of business.
A solicitor -friend was invaluable
also when, upon the death of Ros-
setti, Fanny Schott, the deceased's
last mistress, found among his ef-
fects correspondence from Swin-
burne so blatantly indecent that she
considered fhe writer might prefer
to pay a large sutra sooner than let
his indiscretions fall into the hande
of the police or Press.
In many ways Watt was the
ideal companion and guardian of
Swinburne. By the sale of the ad-
miral's library, Lady Jane was able
to contribute L'1,000 towards the
setting up of a joint establishment,
The Pines, a commonplace villa at
the foot of Putney 3.0111.' There, for
the thirty years that elapsed be.. for 10s death, Swinburne remained
in not unwilling subjection to his
nu-utor,
A. Friend Indeed
By this time drugs were unob-
tainable, and drink only sparingly
cl u•iug his invariable two hours'
ramble over :Putney and Wimble-
don Commons. In time Watts even
trained him to be clean and tidy,
positively calm, instead of an 'hys-
terical, dishevelled, ink -stained Bo=
hemian with St, Vitus's dance, hous-
ed in a pig -sty of unsorted manu-
scripts.
Much time was devoted to the
study of Shakespeare and the other
Et zabetlum dramatists, and apart
from his three learned volumes on
this subject Swinburne issued from
Putney a numeber of poetic trage-
dies of his own; numerous volumes
of verse and a novel. •
But for Watts drink and drugs
would undoubtedly have brought
the weakling to an early gravel
the kind of wild marriage he in
his needless, giddy, impractical way
would have contracted might well
have landed him in far worse places
than The Pines. Latterly very deaf,
he lived more in exile than ever.
But to the very last the sight of
a little child would wrinkle his face
in smiled, especially if it were a
new-born infant; for about these
mites he was always ready to rhap-
sodize with the same exaltation
which had at one time fired bine
when he wrote of the sea.
He died at Putney of pneumon-
ia, the result of walking on the
common in the rain without an
an overcoat, and was buried in the
Isle of Wight, among the tombs of
his ancestors, within sound of his
well -beloved sea. From "Tit -Bits",
HERE'S HEALTH
JENNY HAS AN AWFUL SQWN1,
EVERY TIME SHE READS
SMALL PRIN'Fii
WEARING GLASSES
WOULD DE WISE;
THEY'D HELP HER GOOD
LOOKS AND HER EYES.
Deof. of NoIional Health and Welfare
Dry -Cleaning Job—It beats the old wet wash -tub, thinks Duke,
pet pup belonging to young Mark Buck. But Duke still isn't too
fond of a cleaning job, even when it's done with a modern
vacuum cleaner.
JITTER
irbTshfttfro PAINT THE BOAT
AND LAUNCH HER,GAN6..,. BOY 1
CAN'T WAIT TU ear THAT SEAMS,.
IN MY PIPES/
C11; YOU WANT•TO BRA REAL
SAILOR YOU'LL HAVE 10
L.EARN HOW TO PUT A
BOAT IH
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HERES LESSON
ONE ,dU9t TAKE
THIS SCRAPER
Yes sla,..p?fltaG' `.
UP YOUR OWN BOAT
15 HALF THE FUN OF
SAILING!
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