The Brussels Post, 1951-10-10, Page 7Perfect
Day
13y Sellydale Wirnbrow
E0rly fall bricked the air, The
lawn surrounding the little church
was caked with brown fallen leaves
and in the sky, a bright sun darted
behind a cloud,
"Such a perfect day," Nell
thought, "Everything is on its good
behavior for Steve and Mary.'
She folded her hands in her lap
and relaxed in tier seat. The or-
ganist softly began playing the pre -
wedding melody. An unexpected
tear started down Nell's cheek,
"That's right," she told herself,
"Go ahead and cry. Make a fool of
yourself and bawl like a baby. For-
get about your plan to seem calm."
'The church looks lovely Isn't
it beautiful?" someone whispered.
"Everything is so perfect,"
"Yes," Nell thought, "Lovely,
the white flowers, the fern, every-
thing perfect. I mustn't be sad. I
should be happy for Steve, for this
is what he wants. It seems so sud-
den though , . . his getting mar-
ried. Just yesterday he was only
a boy interested in boats, automo-
bile engines; camping out in the
woods for weekends. Is he ready
for a wife, a fancily? Oh, -my Steve,
1 love you. But 1 would not hold
you back. Not if this is your hap-
piness, You have chosen Mary and .
she is lovely. I would not fight
to keep you for myself, though I
can't imagine what my life will be
I10W, Without y'0U."
The opening strains of the wed-
ding starch sounded. People stood,
There was the rustle of new
dressees, the sound of feet shuffl-
ing on the floor. Nell felt stiff.. She
pulled herself up, put one hand on
the back of the pew before her.
There was Steve, standipg by the
altar, his face slightly flushed,
looking toward the back of the
church. IIis eves were bright wait -
Mary was indeed a vision,
ing for Mary. Nell remembered
' seeing that brightness in his eyes
so many tines before. She remem-
bered how she had watched liar
often when he was only a small
boy, playing with skates and toy
pistols. As he grew, so did her love
for hint.
"Only yesterday," Nell thought,
"You were mine, Now you will
never be mine again. Mary will
hear your. questions, solve your
problems, be there when you need
help. She is your life now. I have
given you all .I have to give. I only
tope you will remember ate, Steve,
remember me with a smile. I will
always love you and cherish the
happiness you gave to ate."
Mary was ranting down the aisle.
She seemed surrounded by a faint
glow. Nell trembled slightly at the
sighs of the admiring congregation,
Mary was indeed a vision. 13y the
altar, Steve was leaning forward,
tense. T,.iere was that eager ex-
pression oil his face that ,Nell re-
membered so well.
"The picnic," she thought. "You
took me by the river for a picnic
—and we carried your old portable
phonograph. You played your fa-
vorite records—laughed at me try-
ing to learn about jive, ']'hat eager
alive look you have now. We were
so happy Steve. You kissed my
cheek and told me I was your girl
—There would never he another
girl for you. Thai's what yntt said,
Steve --remember?„
Now the couple stood together,
facing the altar, Nell heard the
words that tied Steve and Mary
together for a lifetime, unable to-
control
ocontrol a- soft sob. "Mary, Mary
—make hint (nappy, Tt's up to you
."
Thein it tuna over. The organ
sounded ' again and Nell watched
the couple turn, ,start for the door,
laughing. Steve clasped Mary's
115101 and they brushed by Nell.
"ITe doesn't even see me," Nell
thought,- "fir didn't' even look."
Outside a photographer was tak-
ing pictures.
Nell lifted her chin, tried a bright
smile, She w'aiked ftp to Steve who
was standing alone while Mary
posed for her picture.
"Darling," she whispered,' "It
was perfect. I ani so happy."
He leaned and kissed leer. "Thank
you, Sweetheart," he said, Then
Itis arta stole about iter waist and
he hogged her,
"T'm rather happy myself," he•
said and. Chan -he looked dee() in
her eyes. "I guess it's the most
Perfect dory in my life, Mom."
Men's Suits That
Are Really "Corny"
The Washington press corps was
treated to a fascinating show re-
cently that made it wonder what
the world is coating to.
Out of the test tubes of research
scientists the miracle of modern
chemistry bubbled surprises for
an audience around a giant horse-
shoe table in a conference room
of the Department of Agriculture.
The gentleman on hand to ex-
plain these wonder products to a
gent!( of farm journal editors was
Frank I., Tetwon, director of in-
formation of the Bureau of Agri-
cultural and Industrial Chemistry.
As entertaining a speaker as he
is a competent chemist, Mr. Teu-
ton strode around tine table and
turned up as many surprises as a
Magician with a tall silk hat.
First, he startled his audience
by announcing that he was wear-
ing a suit made from corn—the
only corn -fed suit in the world,
he said, Zein, a protein found in
the grain of can, 'has been made
into a fi her suitable for clothing.
In fact, a dress made of zein is
currently selling on Fifth Avenue
for $125,
Based on the exhibits, the fol-
lowing is a totally plausible pic-
ture of Mr. America in the twenti-
eth century:
He rises in the morning after a
comfortable night's rest on a mat-
tress stuffed with a fiber made front
the casein in milk. He !lops into
the shower accompanied by a .•
sponge made from corn starch.
After slipping into his "corny"
suit, he sits himself down to a
glass of orange juice which has
been prepared and frozen months
before. Over his hot cakes he li-
berally pours a syrup that looks,
smells and tastes for all the world
like pure maple but actually con-
tains only one - third the costly
favorite from the maple trees.
While gobbling this tasty morsel,
ire greets his young daughter, who
has entered the roost wearing what
appears to be a linen - dress, but
is actually made from low-grade,
short -staple cotton,
Then our hero leans his elbows
ungraciously on the breakfast table,
which is covered with a protective
coating made from the starch in
Irish potatoes, and concentrates
on his morning paper, which is
made from wheat straw, (The news,
however, is tate same as the old-
fashioned woodpulp variety.)
At this juncture Mrs. America.
appears wearing, of all things, a
fertilizer bag, But it looks so much
like all her other pretty dresses that
Mr. A. does not notice the differ-
ence, gives her a smack on the
cheek and hurries out to the car,
which he drives off while a milk
casein fiber (the sante kind he
slept on the night before) filters
the air that goes into his carbure-
tor.
Reporters tasted mouth-watering
samples of salted almonds that left
the fingers free from a greasy film;
delicious cucumber pickles that had
been pasteurized in a fraction of the
time required by the old brining
method; fresh -tasting tangy apple
cider and grape juice made by mix-
ing a concentrate with water;
mushroom soup made from aspara-
gus; pasteurized jelly which holds
all the aroma that escapes in the
stewing process; a new kind of
crispy crunch called rice curls—
and peanut butter that won't stick
to the top of your mouth!
ROUND AND ROUND
The doctor was puzzled. "You
ought to be pretty well by now,"
he said, "Have you carried out my
instructions?"
"Well, doctor," said the patient,
"I've done most of theist, but I
can't take the two -Wille walk every
morning that you ordered. I get too
dizzy."
"What do .you mean—'dizzy'?'
asked the doctor.
"Well," said the patient, "I must
have forgotten to tell you, I'm a
lighthouse -keeper."
ody Rhythms' Replace Grl
ISE tDNA muss
Li -ism -ION'S new accent upon
the softly -rounded, womanly
figure is causing many a grimace
as women whose proportions are
less than ideal anticipate all the
stretching and straining that will
be necessary to get themselves in
shape.
This projected anguish is quite
unnecessary, according to Manya
Kahn, figure -molding expert, who
offers a routine of "body rhythms"
to replace the old grunt -and -groan
exercises.
Miss Kahn, who bases her move-
ments upon natural muscular pat-
terns, suggests this modified barrel
roll to slim your hips and waist-
line. Lie upon the floor, face
downward. Then, using your
arms as support, arch your head,
neck and torso upward and back-
ward. Your legs, which are kept
straight at the knees, are also
lifted upward until the entire
weight of your body rests upon
your abdomen, hips and the up-
per part of your thighs.
Keeping your feet together, and
inhaling, raise the right side of
your body oh' the floor, until your
body weight is resting upon your
left hip and thigh.
Exhale as you roll the right side
of your body to the floor. Make
a complete turn until the weight
t and -Groan Exercises
Rhythmic body
fashions. Here
rolls are an aid to this young woman in getting her figure in shape for new fall
she begins hip and waist slimming movements by arching her back, neck and legs,
bearing weight upon hips, abdomen, and palms.
of your body is distributed square- air upon an imaginary pillow. The movement is completed as,
ly upon both buttocks, and upon Your position is now, the reverse inhaling slowly, you lift the left
your palms. of the one in which you started, side of your body off the floor,
Your arms, placed behind you, with your legs still upraised, knees resting your weight upon your
are bent at the elbow. They offer together, but with arched feet right hip and thigh, then flopping
support to your head which, on pointing upward rather than your tummy to the floor to regain
outstretched neck, is resting in the downward. position one.
Young farmers down in Yazoo
County, Mississippi, have put to
shame the fabulous Pied Piper of
Ilamelin by completely ridding the
Benton school district of rats at,
cording to a story in the Progessive
Farmer.
* *
No flute was used, they didn't
have to pay the piper, and children
of the Beaton conuaunity are safe
in their !homes.
* * *
This modern paradox to the age-
old fable came as the result of an
unusually heavy influx of rats in
1950, Farmers reported heavy losses
running into thousands of dollars
caused by these destructive pests.
Many chickens had been reported
killed, stored grain destroyed, farm.
buildings undermined, and may and
food damaged. Farmers had reasott
to worry,
v: r: *
Realizing that some action must
be taken, and not to lie outdone by
the fabulous piper and his flute,
Teacher P. A. Norris and veteran
farm training instructors got to-
gether last October. E. B. Golding,
superintendent of Benton School,
agreed to launch some kind of ex-
termination campaign against the
rats.
* y, *
After writing letters to many
sources, requesting latest informa-
tion on rat control, it was decided
to try tip new Warfarin formula
discovered by the Wisconsin Alum-
ni Research Foundation,
* * *
Upon request, a pest control
company agreed to cooperate in the
campaign -by supplying the poison
at -$1.25 per 5 -pound sack, The
offer was later extended to all voca-
tional agriculture departments in
the state. Prizes of $10 were offered
for the purchase of 1,000„ pounds
and $25 for 2,000 pounds or more.
* * *
Members of the Future Fanners
chapter -voted unanimously to pur-
chase the bait and distribute it to
farmers. Sixty-two boys, 144 vet-
eran farm trainees, and 100 adult
evening class members particapated
in the community campaign,
BY
HAROLD
ARNETT
ELIMINATE NOISE OF WHIRLPOOL IN
SINK ORAIN l3Y INSERTING LENGTH OF BRASS WIRE
THROUGH WOLCSIN bTRPINER, OENOIHG ENDS AS SHOWN.
TWO LENGTHS OF WIRE MAY B5 ftsCrkt11Fd.EO
The new bait stet with such ap-
proval of users that orders totaling
1,750 pounds have been distributed
to over 200 farms, new orders con-
tinue to come in daily, and reports
are that tine rats are almost gone.
v: x *
Future Fanner W. B. Chapman
reports that before using the poison
he had kept a large stick at the
door of his corncrib and never fail-
ed to kill at least one rat {open the
door was opened, Such a method of
exterminat ort was too slow,. and
rats continued to multiply. I --Ie
points out that after using the poi-
son for one week no new rat sign
could be found on 'itis farm. -
* * *
Atis ,Boatner, a veteran farm
trainee, learned a lesson about War-
farin after its use. The rats disap-
peared and there -svere no new signs.
He could see no rats or their signs,
and yet he found very' few carcas-
ses, He was puzzled. A few weeks
later when removing cons from his
crib•lie found the dead rats,
* a: *
Mr. Norris, who believes that
Warfarin is as destructive to rats
as DDT was to flies when it was
first introduced, says that rats real
lily eat the Warfarin bait when it
is mixed with cornmeal or some
other attractive substance, There is
no evidence yet that the animals
develop either an aversion or toler-
ance after repeated feedings on the
poison,
* * *
So that's the story—and 1 think
it night be a good idea if some
of our young farmers organizations
here in Ontario were to try out
something similar, I'll be glad to
pass along your experiences if
you'll send me the details. Just ad-
dress John Russell, The Farm
Front, 123 Eighteenth St., New
Toronto, Ont.
Knows The Tricks
Authoress Agatha Christie was
sitting in the stalls at the Fortune
Theatre, watching Jeanne de Casal's
in "The Hollow," the latest play to
cone from i\Irs, Christie's pen,
"You know," she confided to a
friend, "I enjoy mystery stories. 1
read almost every new mystery
novel that collies out."
Does the creator of that master
of detection, T-lercule Poirot, find
herself baffled? "Not often," she
confessed. "I usually guess the end
ing before 1 ant halfway through.
You see, I know most of the tricks!"
But she does hand it to one
mystery writer. John Dickson Carr,
she admits, usually keeps her guess.
ing right to the end.
"is Jack conceited?"
"Is he conceited?" Why, he join-
ed the Navy to let the world see
him!"
Pilot's Farewell
To His Plane
How , does a fighter pilot feel
when he goes into action for the
first time'] Trained but untried, he
has practised dog -fighting often
enough, hurtled round the sky, en-
joying a glorious game with his
squadron fellows. But what of the
real thing .. when the game is
played for keeps?
"I stared round and suddenly I
spotted the tell-tale condensation
trials of the Jerries. 'Here they
route!' I said to myself, hypnotized.
My throat contracted, my toes
curled in my boots. I felt as if I
were stifling in all those belts,
braces and buckles ...
The writer is Pierre Clostcrnlann,
D.F.C. The excerpt is front his
book, "The Big Show" a vivid,
dramatic diary of the author's ex -
11 a DAY SCHOOL
MON
By Rev. R. Barclay Warren
B.A., B.D.
JACOB RECEIVES
THE PROMISE
Gen. 28:10 22,
Memory Selection: Behold I am
with thee, and will keep thee in
all places whither thou goest, Gen.
28:15.
God has had to use imperfect
People to carry out. His designs.
Jacob is one of then!. The younger
of twin boys, he was given the name
of heel -grasper because of an in-
cident at birth. But the name was
indicative of his nature! He bought
Esau's birthright for a mess of
potage when the latter came in one
day hungry from the hunt. Then, in
concert with his mother, Ile deceiv-
ed his aged father and procured the
patriarchal blessing. Esau was
fiercely angry, Rebecca persuaded
Isaac to let Jacob go hack to IIaran
to her people to procure a wife
there.
It was on his way to I-faran that
Jacob had the vision of the ladder to
heaven and heard God's promises
to him and his seed. Jacob, though
very imperfect, was a better man
than Esau. Esau had. disqualified
himself by his marriages with the
heathen and by despising his birth-
right, to serve God's purpose. The
line of descent to the Messiah was
to be continued through Jacob.
It must be conceded that Jacob
became a better man. \Vhen retun-
ing from I-iarat and about to meet
Esau'with an armed force, he pray-
ed earnestly, His name was chang-
ed and his nature was changed. He
was no longer Jacob the supplanter,
the heel -grasper, but Israel, a prince
of God. He paid clearly for deceiv-
ing itis father. His sons, too, killed
a kid and led hint to believe that 1115
soft Joseph lead been killed, .But
at the last, the family was reunited
in Egypt and Jacob prophetically
pronounced tate patriarchal blessing
upon his 12 sons, He was buried in
Canaan, the land promised to him
and Isaac, and Abralnant before Hint.
I -ie was a great flan.
periences as a French fighter pilot
who served with the R.A.F. ill
World War II, Later, he describes
Isis first "kill,"
"Suddenly, the Focke-Wulf ex-
ploded like a grenade. A blinding
flash, a black cloud, then debris
fluttered around my aircraft. The
engine dropped like a ball of fire,
One of the wings, torn off in the
flames, dropped more slowly, like a
dead leaf. I bellowed my joy into
the radio, just like a kid ..."
And what when it's all over?
After facing death each day and
miraculously surviving 420 opera-
tional sorties, how does he feel
when Armistice comes an dhe must
fly the aircraft he Inas come to
kno wand love for the last time?
"I took him high up in the cloud-
less summer sky, for it was only
there that I could fittingly take my
leave," the author writes. "Together
we climbed for the last time straight
towards the sun. We looped once,
perhaps twice, we lovingly did a
few slow, meticulous rolls, so that I
could take away in my fingertips
the vibration of his.: supple, docile
wings,
"And in that narrow cockpit I
wept, as I shall never weep again,
when I felt the concrete brush
against his wheels and with a great
sweep of the wrist, dropped him on
the ground like a cut flower.
"And when my waiting pilots and
mechanics saw my downcast eyes
and shaking shoulders, they under-
stood and returned to the Dispersal
in silent,."
GENTLE HINT
"I know a ratan who looks so
mush like you that one could hardly
tell you apart,"
"You haven't paid !nim that ten
dollars 1 lent you three months ago,
have you?"
Some Superstitions
Regarding Eggs
In medieval tinges a bad egg was
still regarded as an evil oaten poi••
tending all sorts of calamities rang.
ing from an attack by wolves on the
homestead, to the slaughter of the
swine by evil elves.
Some superstitions about eggs
still survive, though none are taken.
seriously. It is supposed to he un»
lucky, for instance, to sell eggs be-
neath one's roof after sundown, but
it is quite in order to sett them just
outside the door.
Sitting on Sixpence
And by warming an egg by bodi-
ly contact, hatching it out and eat-
ing the chicken, a man or woman
wilt acquire an understanding of
the language of animals,
A Scottish superstition is that
when a wife wants eggs to hatch
out as cockerels she must wear a
man's ]tat when carrying them to
Um hen, If site wants pullets she
must carry theist in her apron.
White eggs, as well as white hens,
have always been considered Lucky.
"Brown" eggs are doubtful luck -
bringers but a large number of thent
gathered in one morning indicates
that the fanner will have bumper
crops that year.
Black hens are supposed to con-
sort with witches at night but can
bring luck in a peculiar fashion, -
If a black hen is sitting she
should be given exactly thirteen
eggs for hatching Out, together
with a small silver coin such as a
sixpence which can be slipped
beneath her among the eggs.
With every ]tour she sits the coin
grows luckier, but it must be re-
moved immediately the eggs hatch -
out, otherwise the spell on it fa
broken.
You should never burn egg shells,
according to these old superstitions
Why? Because the hens feel the
burns! And when you have finished
eating a boiled egg you should drive
your spoon through the bottom of
the shell, This will prevent a witch
using it as a boat.
A cock wandering before the door
of the house indicates a visit by e
gentleman, If a hen -one only --
walks up and down there, a lady
can be expected.
Message
If an egg is still soft after boiling
for five minutes it represents a rtes•
sage from the hens to the effect
that a fox is expected in the hes
roost that night.
The evil -smelling gas emitted by
bad eggs is known as sulphuretted
hydrogen and in concentrates
amounts it Inas been known to bt
fatal,
In 1930 a French poultry farmer,
intent on punishing his wife, lock-
ed her up in an outhouse where
Sixeg
s had hours en later stored latesheatd was forgotten
poisoned by the gas from bad eggs.
Science corrects the old creeds,
sweeps away, with every new per-
ception, our infantile catechisms,
and necessitates a faith commen-
surate with the grander orbits and
universal laws which it discloses,
—Ralph W. Emerson
The Old (Deadly) Shell Game—A Dutch factory the Artillerie•
Inrichtingen (artillery works), established in Amsterdam, The
Netherlands, in the 17th century, is today producing arms and
ammunition for the 20th century armies and navies of the North
Atlantic Treaty Organization. Two of the company's employes,
above, unload .303 caliber shells into a final processing hopper,
JUST MY LUCk, A FLAT TIRE, NO AIR
IN THE SPORE AND Too NOT TO
PUMP BV HAND.
WAIT ,AMINUTE..,TNERES AN
EXTRA PUMP 1N THE LUGGAGs
cARRteR!