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Wlia: weather! Night before last twe couldn't sleep because n the
high winds, ram and thunder. Last night the weather forecast vias for
zero temperature — but it only got down to S or 10 above in this
district — which is far better than having it so unhealthily mild. Anyway
we don't think we have anything to grumble about — not whey we turn
on the radio and hear reports, from other parts of the world, of earth-
quakes. hurricanes and an avalanche. By comparisou we are lucky --
except that even here we have one volcano to -worry about — World
War III. We know is is seething ai*d boiling on the inside — will it
erupt and send its scorching lava to all parts of the world That is a
question that no one seems able to answer right now. But we all ]crow
that when a volcano shows signs of activity within it generally ends
up with an eruption. There are also times when the trouble inside
nuietens down and remains quiescent for a long, long time.
Well. 1 have a promise to fulfill. Because of the extraordinary
interest shown in the Boer \Var song. I told you if 1 ever did get the
[whole thing I wo[r]d include it in this column, Now I have it — and
how 1 got it is most interesting. One of my readers scut it — site had
it among her clippings — and it had been cut from the old Toronto
Globe a: the time of the Boer War! Not only is the poem interesting
but so also is an editorial on the back of the clipping — apparently there
were plenty of armchair critics even in those days. It says—"Ladysmith
is not defensible at all since Boer guns can be mounted from high
ground in three concentric circles and brought to bear against the
British camp. Neither Ladysmith nor Glencoe ought to have been occu-
pied but some position south of Tugela and nearer the seas , , .. the
British Staff has exposed itself to tle risk of serious defeats -- now
a force of 150,000 men will he required before the two republics can be
conquered and held." There was more than that but all pretty much
along the :ante line — all of it critical. But now for the poem—
"THE ABSENT-MINDED BEGGAR"
"When .you've shouted Rule Britannia, when you've sung "God Save the
Queen. When you've finished killing Kruger with your mouth
Will you kindly drop a shilling in my little tambourine
For a gentleman in khaki ordered south?
He's an absent-minded beggar and his weaknesses are great.
But m%and Paul must take him as we find him;
He is out on active service wiping something off a slate
And he's left a lot of little things behind him.
Duke's son — cook's son — son of a HUNDRED kings
Fifty thousand horse and foot going to Table Bay
Each of 'em doing his country's work, and who's- to look after the
things
Pass the hat for your credit's sake and pay — pay — payl
There are girls he married secret asking no permission to,
For he knew he wouldn't get it if he did;
There is gas and coal and vittles and the house rent falling due,
And it's more than rather likely there's a lid.
There are girls he walked with casual; they'll be sorry now he's gone,
For an absent-minded beggar they will find him:
But it ain't the time for sermons with the winter coming on—
We must help the girl that Tommy's left behind him.
Cook's son — duke's son — son of a belted earl,
Son of a Lambeth publican — it's all the same today:
Each of 'em doing his country's work (and who's to look after
the girl?)
Pass the hat for your credit's sane and pay — pay — pay.
There are families by thousands far too proud to beg or speak
And they'll put their sticks and bedding up the spout.
And they'll live on half o' nothing paid 'em punctual once a week.
'Cause the man that earned the wage is ordered out.
He's an absent-minded beggar, but he heard his country's call.
And the regiment didn't need to send to find him.
He chucked his job and joined it — so the job before us all
Is to help the borne that Tommy's left behind him.
Duke's job — cook's job — gardener, baronet, groom —
Mews, or palace or paper shop — there's someone gone away.
Each of 'em doing his country's work (and who's to look after
the room?
Pass the hat for your credit's sake and pay - pay — pay(
Let us manage so as later the can look him in the face
And tell him — what he'd very much prefer —
That while he saved the empire his employer saved his place
And his mates (that's you and me) looked out for her.
He's an absent-minded beggar, and he may forget it all,
But we do not want his kiddies to remind hint
That we sent 'em to the workhouse while their Daddy hammered Paul
So we'll help the home that Tommy's left behind Mtn, .. , , , ,
Cook's home — duke's home — home of a millionaire --
Fifty thousand horse and foot going to Table Bay
Each of 'em doing his country's work (and what have you got
to spare?)
Pass the hat for your credit's sake and pay — pay — payl"
RUDYARD IIIPLING
So there you have it, friends -- and judging by the length it's little
wonder no one could remember it ail, incidentally yott will notice is ''Sou
of a HUNDRED kings" An here iS an interesting item. One correspond-
ent tells me that tripling urine the verses specially for some organization
that was trying to raise stoney for the folks "the absent-minded beggar
left behind him.' It was recited with great effect, by etc of the leading
actresses of the flay. a: 5 big meeting in i,ondon, The musical set tine
carne later.
So stow 1 think that tapes care of ""I'he Absent• 3lintled flegger" •
and thanks a lot to those who helped in the bunt.
Modern Etiquette
By Roberta Ler
Q.—Is it necessary far a woman
who is seated to rise when being
introduced to another woman?
A. -..Site may or may tint rise,
unless the person to whorl she le
being introduced is a wonlan of
dignity, position, prominence, or
perhaps old and married, in wlticlt
case site trust rise. It certainly
cannot -offend and soutctimes the
woman so honoured is highly
Pleased at the alk-ntioe.
Q.—When a girl is attending
church with a young man, is it the
duty of her escort to furnish the
conteibution when the collection
is taken?
A." -No. She !.l eitltl tit•Ill4'f l,l�:.,.'
her emu stoney.
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Q,—Is it proper to remove food
quickly from the mouth if you sad,
denly find it is too hot to handle?
A.—Never, under auy eircutu..
stances. In is ouch better to tali^
a quick swallow of water.
Q,—When two men and two
women are together, what is the
order in which they should enter a
restaurant?
A.. -The women both enter
and are followed by the nun, and
its this order they fellow the head -
Neither to their table. The sv,,tnen
elsc, precede whey departing from
the restaurant.
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Q.—When an engagement has
been broken, should the two per-
sons. involved return all present:?
A. Yes; the man 1, expected to
1eturn all present. letters and
photographs he may have received
front his fiancee and she, of course',
fines likewise.
Q,—Where should one place the
pits when eating olives?
A. --Place the pits on tit side
of the dinner or the bread and but-
ter plate.
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Q.—Does good forst demand that
an announcement of an engage-
ment be made promptly?
A.- eee . This may be done by
inserting a notice in the newspaper,
or by issuing engraved announce-
ments to friends and relatives, or
by means of an announcement for
close friends and relatives.
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Q.—When men are being intro-
duced across a table to one another,
should they make any attempt to
shake hands?
A.—No. This would prove very
awkward. A courteous ".flow do
you do" and a smile are all that is
necessary.
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Q.—Should the napkin be used
before drinking water at the dinner
table?
A. --Yes. The napkin should be
used before drinking water so ns
to avoid any smear on the glass.
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ANj t 1PST
"Dear Anne (.first: This is an
S.O.S. from sisters 16 and 18.
"Two years ago, Ave fell in love
with Luys of arnthcr r.l:ti.'nality and
and faith, 'whom
we stet in school,
Our grandpar-
ents, with whom
we live, forbade
them our house.
We have been
meeting them
clandestinely
since, and cor-
responding
through friends. itfy moth e r
know,, and r':Pi1e nut e.cactly pro-
moting the friendship. she bas con-
nived at the scheme.
"We live in a college toc;u. atld
our grandparent, are pntt'ng my
sister, try brother and me through
school, \\'e bare n lovely home attd m
a car. and we are majoring in our
• favorite ,nbjeete. They have been
wonder:ully generous to us all,
"Note they hire found out about
all this, and are grievously hurl at
the deception, 1, myself, feel (rite -
guilty . , Tile boys have no vices
that rte know of. They go into
service 000n.
RAR TO HAITI NESS?
"Would you consider these dif-
ferences between us a likely bar to
happiness, a hazard to the prestige
of our children as they mature?
Will they be ashamed of their
father? You bee, ''e are even more
concerned about their welfare than
for our own immediate happiness.'
".Now, Anne llirst, advise us.
Shall this go on, with the ultimate
aim 01 matrimony?
THE ANXIOUS TWOSOME.'
If yott girls marry these boys
after the war, your personal
happiness and the social pres-
tige of your children are unpre-
dictable,
Customs change ftwt in this
great country. .In your grand-
parents' youth, such marriages
were usually frowned upon;
Your mother is modern enough
to more or less accept the idea.
As your children grow, the
prejudice will probably lessen
considerably.
But the feet retrains that for
you to cotsider such marriages
has shocked yore grandparento
more deeply that, you can know-.
It is likely that they, too,
have tiei_hed the importance
of the ditlercuce in faith, and
the social future of the children
that may be horn to you. Also,
they are wnpdtriug how wet-
roue you two will Inc in tine
families of these lads, and
whether you will he forced to
adopt their customs and tradi•
tions and bring the elitldretr ftp
accordingly. t'lave you met
thr boys' parents?)
First of all, of course, your
grandparents are grietud by the
deception which you two (tare
been practising for so long. That
* goes against their code; they
* had exxpected you would be
* honourable.
* T know that in many com-
* munities young girls start dal-
* ing earlier than in others, Even
that, though, does not alter the
* fact that you two, at 16 and
* 18, take a long chance that what
* you feel is realty a love that
e will last through the years, at-
* tacked as it will be by the dif-
* ferences involved,
* Since the boys lease for ser-
* vire soon, wouldn't it be bet -
q' ter not to see then[ again? Or
• even he engaged before they
go?
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alternately with ?.i 5. milk and i tap. vanilla extract to
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halve each layer lengthwise making 4 lavers.
LEMON FILLING: }[tend 434 thm flour with 34 e, tvaisr
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That would go far toward
conciliating your grandparents,
And prove how much you regret
deceiving therm,
It will also give you the
chance to cultivate other and
more acceptable friends, while
these hays are away ---which is
only fair to everybody concern-
ed,
When they cone back, you
may realize that your love is
really perntttuent•
-
in which case, it is not like-
ly that your grandparents will
disapprove too forcefully—if they
are satisfied that the boys' fam-
ilies favour the marriage too.
From what you tell me of then(,
they would not, in spite of all
their generosity and goodness
to you, expect to govern your
mature life,
Or, if you realize later' on
that this whole affair has been a
mistake,. there will be less harm
done and you bout will have
recapuu'ed in large measure the
confidence of your grandparents
which you betrayed.
11 you will play fair now,
you will probably prevent ali-
enating your grandparents from
your mother and yourselves,
and restore in many ways the
fine family life you used to
kttoty.
Isn't that worth the sacrifice?
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If your choice of a husband
would alienate those who love you,
wait. Time works miracles
Anne Hirst will help you be brave
and do the right thing. Write her
at Box 1, 123 Eighteenth Street,
New Toronto, Ont,
Mule Stuff
"As stubborn as a nude" they
say, but the connnon belief that a
mule will not work unless stimulat-
ed by a whip and srong language,
was rejected during the war when
men of the 14th Army had good
reason to praise it.
in the steamy heat of the Burma
jungle where trucks could not pass
and horses died from heat exhaus-
tion, the mule plodded on, carrying
anttnunitiot and vital supplies.
To -day the nude is dying out.
The tractor has taken over its
tanks,
The statement that "a mule will
do the work of six horses" may be
time, but a tractor will do the work
of twelve.
The mule is a hybrid, a cross
between a horse and an ass. Ivfale
donkeys are called jacks and fem-
ale donkeys are called jennets.
The cross between the jack and
the horse mare produces the mule,
while mating a stallion and jenuet
produces a hinny.
A mule resembles its father in
appearance and its mother in size.
A mule will not only eat coarser
food bttt will thrive under condi-
tions that would tall a horse. He
will find enough to esu where auy
outer animal save a goat would
starve to death.
Straw, the old bark of trees,
roots, grain sacks, old slides, news'
palters, felt Hats all go doter, the
hatch when the mule get really
hungry.
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ISSUE 6 — 1951
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