The Brussels Post, 1950-5-31, Page 2"Honest John"
World Champion
An angler's tall tale has earned
for him the honorable title of
"World's Champion Liar." The
Burlington Liars' Club of America
has announced that the coveted an-
nual award for tate most fantastic
fishing lie Imes this year to "Honest
John" t;oerlich, of Toledo, Ohio,
"with a sigh of relief and by unani-
mous vote."
The present world's champion
had related that while fishing alone.
in a river, he caught a large trout
on a cane pole, but in his excite-
ment forgot about his landing net
and gaff hooks.
He had reeled his prize up to the
tip of the pole, which he then
heaved out of the water and fixed
into an upright position in the .
boat. The pole was so tall that he
could not reach the fish squirming
at its end, and he dared not dis-
turb the upright pole for fear the
trout would escape.
"So," said the world's champion
liar without even a blush, "I
swarmed up that long pole with my
bare hands, drew my trusty hunting
knife, and stabbed the fish to
death."
A Fish It Was
It would take an angler with an
astounding imagination to heat that
one, yet many have had a good try.
One said he had paddled himself
out to the middle of a good-sized
lake one day and began fishing.
Suddenly, his rod was nearly
wrenched from his hands. A fish
was at the end of his line all right,
and from the pull of it, he came to
the conclusion that it must be at
least a whale.
For the rest of that day and all
through the night, he battled with
the thing at the end of the line. It
towed him up and down the lake
about 50 times.
Finally, about 36 hours after he
had felt it take the hook, the fish
gave up. Carefully the angler
hauled on the line and wrestled the
catch into the boat. But no sooner
was the prize aboard, than the level
of the lake dropped about five feet,
stranding the angler and his boat
and his catch high and dry in the
mud.
There was only one way he could
get back to shore. Reluctantly, he
pushed the fish back overboard and
his boat floated quickly away.
"Don't ask me," he concluded,
"what kind of fish it was. I was so
anxious to get hack to the wife that
I threw it hack without looking!"
One Last Try
Then there was the tale told by
the angler who had lost ail of his
minnows except one, and was about
to give up for the day in disgust
when a kilted Scot walked up with
a frill bucket of whisky. "Hae some
o' this, molt," said the Scot. "I
made it myself in the back kitchen,"
By the time they had finished
toasting each other, the angler bad
decided to take his last minnow and
Blake one last try. As he scooped
him up,the minnow slipped oil
PP t of
he angler's hand and
t into the
Lucke of whisky. bucket o 1 -ky. The angler final-
ly got the minnow out and into the
water. In a hare 10 seconds he bad
a bite.
After fighting for nearly an hour,
be landed a 35 -pound pike. But
you could imagine his surprise
when the angler realized that he
hadn't caught the fish at all. His
minnow had. The minnow had
grabbed that vicious old pike by
the nape of the neck and worried
him to death.
"That whisky," added' the angler,
"sure was powerful!"
Lay In Peace For
Six Hundred Years
On the wall of the village church
at Danbury, in Essex, are three
wooden knights. These are effigies
of twelfth century crusaders be.
longing to a noble family whose
line perished in the Wars of the
Roses. Their secret lies three feet
below the paving under one of these
carvings.
In 1779, workmen digging a grave
in this spot were surprised when
their spades struck a lead coffin un-
like anything used at that time.
Their curiosity was so great that
they prised open the lid to reveal
another coffin Blade of elm wood.
This they also opened,
Inside lay the body of a young
man, preserved in a sweet-smelling
fluid which had kept the flesh as
white and firm as if he had died
only the day before,
He was clothed in a garment of
fine linen and lace, and scattered
about were numbers of feathers,
herbs and flowers.
But it was the face that held the
attention of the awed circle around
the coffin.
The resemblance it bore to that
of the wooden image above was un-
mistakable.
When the curious had looked
their fill the coffin was sealed tin
:again, the crusader was returned
to the peace ile had enjoyed through
the preceding centuries.
Whitehall, N.Y., citizens hbserte l
dozens of tame docks staggering
about the streets and quacking off.
key. it was all the result of an acyl
dent --a beer truck had crisl,ed and
the do k: had receiver( their first
taste of intoxicating beirrege nut
of the broken bottles.
May Solve Ontario's Hockey Problem—The outdoor rink shown above is an architects draw-
ing f the kind of outdoor, artificial ice rinks which have become so popular in recent years, all
over the United States, especially in New York City where the Rockefeller Plaza is a skating
surface of this kind. The building at the end is a dressing room, refreshment booth, and refrig-
eration plant, Ten of these rinks are being built in Toronto and there will be two of them in
Hamilton. The refrigerating pipes are embedded in the polished composition floor so that it
makes a splendid surface for roller skating and summer dancing.
THE FARM FRONT
[lit fC.l- sseLL
Canadian farmers, and especially
those in the poultry business, owe
a real debt of gratitude to W. A.
Brown, C.B.E., v -ho recently retired
to private life after 39 years with
the Dominion Department of Agri-
culture. For many of those years
he directed the activities of the
Poultry Marketing and Production
Service, and it was under his guid-
ance that the poultry industry de-
veloped from something of a side-
line to farming, into the highly
efficient and widespread organiza-
tion it is today.
* * *
An Ontario man, Mr. Brown,
was born 65 years ago in Meaford
and attended the Ontario Agricul-
tural College at Guelph aad the
University of Maine. He turned
down several promising offers of
academic work to join the Depart-
ment of Agriculture, in 1911, as a
poultry specialist.
s * *
He pioneered in national poultry
breeding policies, and had the sat-
isfaction of seeing them established
in Canada long before they became
common in any other country. (Of
course, there is still Russia to be
heard from. Probably they'll be
telling us that one of their scien-
tists did all that Brown did, and
more, several hundred years ago.
But that's by the way).
Other projects sponsored by
this leader 1 a er in our poultry oultr industry
were national grading standards
for eggs and poultry. When they
were established in Canada in 1915
they were unknown in other coun-
tries. A refinement of this basic
principle of national grading is
shown in the establishment or reg-
istered egg grading stations, all
operated on the same method, from
coast to coast.
'1 k *
As chief of the poultry services,
the procuring and marketing of the
tremendous quantity of eggs and
egg powder shipped to Britain dur-
ing the Second World War were
largely Mr. Brown's responsibility.
That the job was well done is
shown by the fact that over 505,-
000,000 dozen eggs were shipped in
Fresh, dried or frozen form, valued
at $0191,000,000. In addition, $45,-
000,000 worth of dressed poultry
was sold to the United Kingdom
and the United States.
* * 'k
The high regard with which Ca-
nadian egg products were received
on the British market is a fitting
tribute to Mr Brown's untiring ef-
fons, That they met with such
praise goes back, in large measure,
to his pioneer work in establishing
national grading standards a gen-
eration ago. And I am sure every
reader of this column will join with
ale in wishing Mr. Brown many
years in which to enjoy a well-
earned rest.
* +k *
Thousands of farmers -and other
folk, too -have gone about mixing
their own concrete, and then won-
dered why the job didn't prove any
too satisfactory. The Experimental
Farm at Swift Current hands out
some valuable advice on this im-
portant matter, and starts off by
saying -DON'T use too touch wat-
er in mixing concrete, and DON'T
FORGET to screen pit -run gravel.
* k *
Think of a brick wall. Here large
pieces of baked clay (bricks) are
held together with mortar. A mor-
tar that is too "sloppy" oozes out,
and a weak wall will result. In
many ways, concrete is similar to
a brick wall. Coarse material is held
together by mortar. The mortar in
this case is a mixture of sand,
Portland cement and water. This is
mixed along with the coarse ma-
terial all in the one operation.
* * *
The strength of the mixture when
it has "set" will depend upon the
amount of water used in relation to
the cement. Note this point, It is
the amount of water used in rela-
tion to the cement that is so im-
portant.
1 * *
1 whom you buy
dealer from om f t
your cement will be able to get
useful bulletins on : fixing and
using concrete for you. Ask for
"Quality Concrete" and "What the
Farmer Can Do With Concrete."
These are published by the Port-
land Cement Association.
* * *
It pays to screen pit -run gravel.
Then use the coarse and fine ma-
terial according to the directions.
If too much line material is used
in relation to the coarse material,
more cement will be required. At
the Swift Current station, most pit -
run gravel contains too much sand.
It was found that a man's wages
could be paid screening the gravel.
A good workman would handle
enough material in an hour to save
nearly one sack of cement.
* * *
Properly graded aggregates (sand
and gravel), the right amount of
-water and cement, will give a dense
and strong concrete at a minimum
Cost.
5 tting Bull — El toro took a tumble during this bullfight in
V' exico City, and landed in what appeared to be a sitting
position. Whirling his rape as he gracefully avoids the bull's
Tharp horns is Antonio Valesqucz, one of Mexico's top plata-
- ;rias. liltllfghting was a feature of the recent Spring Festival
in Mexico City,.
With
Wrestles
His Daughter's Killer
Every day, Captain J:nh Roose,
late of the Foreign Legion, wrestles
with the lioness which caused the
death of his ten -year-old daughter
'-and his brother.
As well as grappling with the
lioness, as part of his act at A
French circus, he puts his head in
her mouth, persuades her mate to
take a piece of meat front between
Isis lips and lick his face.
During the tear Jim Roose was
a prisoner. His brother managed
the show for him, and his daughter
used to come and go in the cages
and play happily with the -lioness,
who returned her affection,
But one day the little girl's hair
was bleached. She entered the cage
as confidently as ever -but the lion-
ess failed to recognize her. Mis-
taking her for a stranger, the beast
leapt ... and within a few moments
the little girl was dead.
Some time later the lioness sav-
aged Jim's brother, who also died
from his injuries, When Jim came
back from the war he grimly re-
solved to carry on the show in the
true circus tradition. He re-trained
the lions and now tries to forget
that the lioness was the killer of his
loved ones.
The rum -and -brandy method of
catching is being used in New South
\Vales, where rabbits are made
drunk and then gathered up.
ri
P,
y AS1X131TC'LI'iC
Amateur hockey in Southern On-
tario is in a rather bad way, and it
isn't -as some allege -because the
rising generation prefers to take its
physical exercise via radio or tele-
vision. The condition is caused
simply by the scarcity of proper
playing surfaces.
* * *
We recall one "crooshial" game
down in Ottawa many years ago
when the Toronto St. Pats upset
the highly favored Senators with
the players practically skating on
bare boards, and a weird hockey
spectacle it was, at that. But, by
and large, a certain amount of ice
is necessary if the "world's fastest
sport" is to be a success.
* * *
And, of recent years, the weather-
man has been clean neglecting to
provide natural ice in reasonable
quantities over a very large section
of this fair province of ours. The
result is that the kids in such sec-
tions don't get the necessary prac-
tice, so that big -league scouts -out
to get the replacement niaterial-
now head north and west, and pay
little attention to what was once
the greatest breeding -ground on
earth for hockey stars.
* * *
Many Ontario centres have been
attempting to combat this condi-
tion by building covered -in artificial
ice arenas. But this appears to be
a rather risky. proposition. With
building costs what they are today,
the "nut," or original investment, is
pretty steep, especially when the
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Elsewhere on this page will be
seen an architect's drawing of
something which may turn out to
be the solution of this problem-
the problem of a small or medium-
size community providing the kids
with ice for skating and hockey
without going into hock for the
next three generations or so. It is
the outdoor artificial rink.
* * 's
Although new to Canada, this
type of rink !s by no means a
Johnny -conte -lately. As far back as
1889, there was one built in that
dear Paris, although you can't
prove this by us, and the much pub-
licized and photographed one at
Rockefeller Plaza, New York, is
also of this nature.
* * *
The rink -that is to say the play-
ing surface -consists of a polished
concrete slab, and the ice -making is
done once a week or so by a boost-
er freezing unit, then kept in skat-
ing condition by auxiliary units
that are part of the plant. Of course,
if the mercury drops 'low enough,
natural freezing takes the place of
artificial at a considerable saving.
* * *
We are not able to say -except
approximately -just what the ac-
tual cost would be, as compared to
a regular type enclosed artificial ice
arena. However, a committee from
one Southern Ontario community
recently went into the natter, and
this is what it found out.
• * *
To build a complete, covered
i m filet
1
t then( anywhere
arena would cos y
from $80,000 to $125,000 -figures
far -too high for then even to con-
sider at this stage. But they could
have an outdoor affair of the kind
we have been discussing for
around $30,000 -with the "booster
freezing unit" setting them back
about $35,000.
* * *
Even this would appear to be
pretty steep, but it isn't as bad as
it looks at first sight. That's be-
cause the aforementioned commit-
tee found that there is a strong
possibility that they wouldn't have
to buy the booster freezing unit at
all. As we understand it, these
units are portable, and can be trav-
elled around the country, visiting a
number of places to do the neces-
sary "new" freezing -the perma-
nent auxiliary units keeping the ice
in proper condition between visits.
* * *
Now we wouldn't like anybody
to get the notion that we're trying
to peddle this idea in any way,
shape or form, . We don't even
know the name of the people who
make the rinks, or the freezing
units. Our entire knowledge con-
sists of what we have been told, or
have read in the papers. Still, when
it is said that no less than 10 of
these outfits are going to be built
in Toronto, and two in Hamilton, it
would seen(' that they must have
some merit. And we think there
are many places in Ontario that
would do well to loole into then( •
before committing themselves to
expenses they night later regret -
or sitting back and grousing, "Aw,
heck, the kids around here are just
too lazy to take an interest in play-
ing hockey; they'd sooner go to the
movies."
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with 1lon00 Order to;
WRIGHTLAND FARM,
1LARROIV, Ont,
PIONEE11 0010011 Currant. new variety, rust
resistant, 3 for 51.00. Premier Strawberry
Planta, $1.60 per hundred, 5. Frisby, 73unw-
51110, Ont
1IL''ALTHY Strawberry planta: Kellogg Pre-
mier, Royal Sovereign, 20, 6001 110, 1,000.
Valentine $14, 1.000. C. E. Smith. 0000nn0,
Ontario.
PATEN'T'S
BETHERS'rON HA UGH & lumpuny Purest
5,5101tere Esta1110bcd 1890. 360 Rey Street,
1050010 RnMdel 0f Information on request.
A. M. LAIDLAW, B.50., Patent Attorne9,
Patentor of Invention, 60 Sparks St., remove,
PERSONA
LONELY people 'of opposite sexes will be
nersunally introduced to each other by new-
ly -formed club with names et thousands of
men and women seeking contpaltlonable and
marriage. Phone. write or onll personally at
FRIENDSHIP UNLIMITED, 73 queen Street
West, To00010. Phone PLava 4377,
PLAZA 111431 041IANCE 110'1'EL
551 Jarvis Street,
Toronto
Make reservations for your Toronto visit.
Free I'n eking.
PI0ACI].EIlS WANTED
'1'11E A.I'fl 'ST:\ Township School Area
Board invites applications from qualified
teachers, ,lubes to begin September 0, 1050.
Apply 0eating gmlifications, salmi expected,
and mune of your Inst inspector to J. E.
Knapp. 11.16. 2, h'reacott, Ont.
WANTED
WANTED Approximately 100 Acrea. Suitable
Mr groin and beef cattle, Good buildings
and water supply. Annealsnl bec Veterans'
Land Act. Apply Box 01, 123 Eighteenth St.,
tete 'rn o
r 11tP.
A 000571x0 motorist driving
r in
\
b
along a country road when she no-
ticed a couple of repair Bien climb-
ing a telephone pole.
"Whatever are they doing that
for:" she said, turning to her cotte-
ranion. - "Surely my driving isn't as
bad as that1"
WAKE UP YOUR
LIVER BILE—
Without Calomel -And You'll Jump Out of
Bed in the Morning Ruin' to Go
The liver should pour out about 2 pints of
bila Juice into your digestive tract every day:
If this bile is not (lowing freely, your food may
not dtpoet. 11 may lust decay in the digestive
treat, then gas bloats up your stomach You
got constipated. You fuel sour, sunk and the
world looks punk.
It takes thoso mild, gentle Carter's Little
Liver Pills to get these 2 pinta of bile flet
ins freely to make you feel "up and !ie..'
Gab s package today. [Motive in mod
bile flow freely. Ask for Garters Little Lint
Pills, 850 et any drugstore.
ISSUE 21 - 1950
ROLL YOUR OWN
BETTER CIGARETTES
WITH y;9i.
CIGARETTE TOBACCO
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BOUFORD
1401 LOOK WHO
FELL IN THE
PIG PEN P
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