HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1949-12-14, Page 6British Become
"Bike -Conscious"
Obliged by stress of circtun-
Melees to resort More and more
to the bicycle, the British ;ire to-
day becoming "bike -conscious."
They are displaying as great an
interest in the design and dynamics
of the pedalling machine as they
used in the automobile before
austerity made that luxury more
than just a vision.
Ten years ago, the British cycle
industry exported half a million
machines annually. In 1948, the
appreciation of the modern models
had grown to such an extent that
a million and a half machines were
shipped overseas, and one in every
four Britishers had become a bi-
cyele owner. The figures for 1949
are, of course, not yet calculable,
but a new record high will be
reached because in the first nine
months no fewer than 1,700,000
bicycles were actually dispatched to
overseas markets.
Study Of Cycling
This remarkable achievement,
which is being held as an example
to other industries, has come
through a combined and compre-
hensive study into the art of pedal
cycling plus a really intelligent
survey into the requirements of
purchasers abroad. The East Afri-
cans have made for them wide -
tired machines because of the bul-
lock cart and other uneven tracks
they have to negotiate. The South
Americans have brightly painted
ones, intended to emit their tem-
perament. The Indians have tall
machines to allow for the Hindu's
trailing loin cloth. The Persians are
provided with stands an machines
because in Iran there are no curb-
stones to the streets.
A machine which particularly in-
terested me was one intended for
the American market. It weighs
only 23? pounds and is claimed
to be 30 pounds lighter than its
rival American counterpart. The
23i4 pounds is the all -in -weight. It
includes mudguards, brakes, light-
ing and a new type of three -speed
gear, worked like those on an
automobile.
That machine is a general tourist
type, but also on view was a sports
model weighing only 16 pounds. It
is reckoned to be the lightest bi-
cycle in the world, except for toy
and miniature models. This ex-
treme in lightweights has been
reached through an increasing use
of aluminum alloys and about the
only all -steel parts of the modern
machine are the balls and the bear-
ings Even they are lighter than
ever before, although in some cases
to add to efficiency, 'larger balls
have been introduced.
Aircraft Lessons
Profiting by lessons learned by
aircraft manufacturers. the makers
of bicycles have succeeded in re-
ducing weight by 30 per cent. on
the lightest of the pre-war models.
At the same time. strength has
been increa-ed by as much as 80
per cent, and propulsive effort has
been cut down by 40 per cent. Sad-
dles, of which there are hundreds
of varieties. have been trade as
comfortable as the armchair at•
home and often as roomy. Devices
for keeping nil in and moisture out
of the gears have been craftily in.
traduced and altogether bicycling
has become an extremely pleasant
and easy Means of tr, n pnrtation.
Ever Hear Of
"Poor Man's Golf"?
In Yorkshire, a strong effort is
being made to revive the old game
of Knur and Spel, which originated
about 300 years ago, and is also
known as "Poor Man's Golf."
Spels are steel springs which
throw up the Knur, a small ball of
china about the size of a glass
marble, Each competitor takes it
in turn to strike, trying to hit the
Knur, whilst still in the air, as far
as possible.
Rhythm and perfect tinting are
necessary to send the Knur soaring
away some 200 yards or more,
The heart of the Spel with which
the Knur is struck is made in two
parts: The face, of sycamore, horn-
beam, or maple, and the hack of
beech. To produce the required
degree of hardness in the face, the
wood is subjected to a pressure of
50 tons, and compressed from one
and One-half inches to half an inch
thickness. It is coated with French
chalk before the game.
The stick itself is usually made
of ash, and no fishing rod could be
more pliable or strong. About one
and one-half inches thick at the
base, it tapers down to no more
than a quarter of an inch and mea-
sures from five to six feet in length.
Unlike most of our better-known
national games, Knur and Spel has
;not become "big business," and the
atmosphere which surrounds it is
one of traditional pride and cheery
-sportsmanship. To allow the game
to die out would be to lose a part
of real olrl England.
Three times within five minutes 6f
buying a ticket at the movies, Joe
Smith 'returned and asked for new
;)flee,
"What's the ttnitter " lulled the
girl in the box office.
"Well:" replied ,ioe, "there's sotnc
-fool inside keeps tearing then: in
half1"
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A Royal Distraction—Something caused a moment's sharp distraction as Britain's royal family
was enjoying a command performance of a movie in London. Left to right, with varying ex-
pressions, are: Princess Elizabeth, the king, the queen and Princess Margaret.
Scanning the Notes on Science
in a great metropolitan newspaper
we ran across the brief description
of a new invention which gives
promise of becoming one of the
most important innovations ever in-
troduced into the world of Sport.
In fact we cannot think of anything
to compare it with, in its possible
far-reaching effects, since some gv-
ius invented a battery which would
fit into a jockey's hand, and put it
to use for the improvement of the
breed of Thoroughbred horses.
* * *
"The newest• in football inven-
tions," according to the generally
trustworthy New York Times, "is
a helmet ear piece filled with am-
monia gas. The invention has been
patented by Dr. W. D. Hershberger
of the University of California at
Los Angeles. Purpose? To enable
a player on the field to receive in-
structions from the bench."
* * *
That's only the start of it, but
we know that already you are be-
ginning to get the idea, and to thrill
with the possibilities of such a gad-
get. But let us get on with it, and
not daily by the wayside.
* * *
Put a narrow -beam, voice ]nodu-
lated micro -wave generator on the
bench—continues the Tinges piece-
and the ammonia gas-filled ear piece
in the quarterb ks headgear, and
the coach can communicate with the
huddle at will. "Might save penal-
ties against the team when substi-
tutes are illegally sent in with in-
structions from the coach," suggests
Hershberger. Fill the pigskin it-
self with ammonia gas, he goes on,
and the quarterback wouldn't even
Great Dancer Gone — Acclaim -
e(1 as the greatest tap -dancer
that ever lived, Bill tnojangles'
Robinson passed away at the
age of 71. Iii addition to his
dancing skill Bill was a re-
markable sprinter, and could
run backward faster than most
men can forward. He was once
titttffl doing 875 yards, bad: -
Ward, in 14 and 1/5 ,., rnl(1 ;
and if you tll`nl: iL:,s's fa,
just try it sante time.
need an ear piece in his helmet.
With the ball cocked behind his ear
he can get such instructions from
the bench as "The end going wide
to the left is now open for a pass",
or "Watch the opposing tackle con-
ing in on your right."
* * *
As we have already intimated, the
possibilities of the sports niter -coin,
system—(and it was hardly neces-
sary for The Times to say it conies
from California, Where else could
such a thing have originatedr)—
are limitless, Just imagine Lew
Hayman of the Champion Montreal
Alouettes—or Tedder Morris of the
Argonauts—or any one of hall a
dozen other football coaches being
able to talk to their quarter -backs,
person-to-person at all times and
tell then; (the l,3.B.'s) just how
lousy they (the (;.13.'s) really are,
* * *
An enchanting prospect and we
wish there was some way we could
personally conceal ourself within
that gas-filled pigskin and catch an
earfull; although first, of course, we
would want a written guarantee
from the inventor that ammonia
gas is not a high explosive,
* * *
Dr. Flershherger, at least in the
item quoted, seems to have visual-
ized his great invention as an ad-
junct only of the game of football.
But think of it as applied to other
sports—such as. for instance, base -
hall.
As each succeeding year mud -
turtles by, baseball tends to become
—at least to those who take it via
the newspaper or radio route—a
gripping struggle, not between eigh-
teen uniformed athletes on the dia-
mond, but between a couple of deep -
thinking master -minds on the bench,
* * *
This year's World Series, as you
will recall, was widely ballyhooed
as a duel of wits between the world-
renowned strategist, Burt. Shotton
of Brooklyn, and the equally emin-
ent tactician, Casey Stengel of the
New York Yankees. And in the in-
evitable post mortems, it appeared
that the reason the Dodgers failed
was simply because the hired help
failed to follow Mr. Shotton's in-
structions, whereas the Yanks did
just what Mr. Stengel mapped out
for them; although we, iR our in-
nocence, had the idea that the New
York may have won partly because
they got better and more timely
hitting.
*- * *
But with this new invention, those
managers will be able to relay their
instructions directly to the pitchers,
with no possibiljty of signs being
misread, or stolen by the enemy.
Gee, with that sort of a brain -battle
going on, baseball games are liable
to last for days before a decision is
reached. Sometimes it seems, to this
observer, that they already do so,
for that platter, without any walkie-
talkies,
* * *
Then, brethren, there is the mat-
ter of hockey—and that will be the
day, or rather the evening, when
the players go out on the ice, each
equipped with a gag -filled helmet,
through which he will be able to
hear the coach instruct him just
what moves to matte, and exactly
how to make them,
* * *
We have neither the time or
space to go into the possibilities of
this to the extent which they de-
serve; but jut try and picture Milt
Schmidt of the Bruins or Doug
Tl. ntl:•y of t'•,: illack hawks bear-
,,:: flown on til„ 14aple Leaf none,
:111d 11ap 1)a.+ whispering—over the
air waves—advice and instructions
right into Turk Broda's ear about
just how to play the expected shot.
* * *
Or, to go even further, just pic-
ture Coach Day equipped also with
such a helmet, by which he can
receive word from Conn Smythe,
sitting in his upstairs coign of van-
tage, and Hap—in tarn—passing
along the Smythian commands to
the help. Oh, brethren I 1 1
* * *
Sounds a bit far-fetched, even
screwball, you say? Well,. stranger
things have happened ere this in
the world of sports, And nuttier)
* . * *
Still, on second thought, we
doubt if this new invention will go
very far. For, with each coach or
manager so equipped, what would
happen to the old familiar alibi of
"we would have won if the players
had done what I told then;." Five
will get you ten tart no self-respect-
ing coach or manager is going to be
deprived of his greatest asset with-
out a struggle to the very death. So
take the bauble away, Doc Hersh-
bet'ger, and try to peddle it to the
directors of those sports epics they
film in Hollywood.
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* * *
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* * *
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* * *
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*
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* * *
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* * *
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