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TABLE TALKS
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e In the big cities the old,
fashioned "family" picnic seems
40 be pretty much a thing of the
thank Goodness, these
Bsmaller
outings
still play an important part in
warm -weather living,
A family picnic is much more
jpIeasurable for the woman—or
women—involved if the "eats"
,ere of a sort that can be prepared
well in advance. The following
recipes might be a help in pre-
paring a bill -of -fare bound to
meet with the approval of all,
even those with the heartiest
o'ut-door appetites,
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i"{ »I''"' Pt11EA'P LOAF
lr/s lbs, pound chuck,
ed pound pork from shoulder,
well trimmed and ground
twine,
1 brimming cup of milk,
1 egg,
2 handfuls of bread crumbs
(generous),
1 large onion, chopped fine, ,
2 teaspoons salt, or more, to
taste,
Pepper.
Mix thoroughly with silver
Jerk until perfectly blended.
Mold into loaf in roasting pan.
Sprinkle with bread crumbs and
dot generously with butter or
margarine. Bake covered for one
hour and a half at 375° F.
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BAKED BEANS
2 lbs. marrowfat beans,
2 medium sized onions sliced,
1 level tablespoon dry mustard,
2 teaspoons salt (test by tasting),
Pepper.
Ilek cups light brown sugar,
sA lb. salt pork.
_'Soak beans over night. In the
morning boil them with a pinch
of soda and pour off the first
water. More than cover them
again with fresh water and add
other ingredients,
Cook until beans begin to
tenderize, about 20 minutes. The
skin should break and curl when
you blow upon them. Pour into
large bean crock or into two or
three smaller ones. Place piece
of scored salt pork in center of
each one. Bacon across the top
may be substituted.
Bake in even at 350° F. for
four'"or five hours. As beans ab-
sorb liquid, keep adding more
until the last 45 minutes. Do not
allow them to bake entirely dry
at any time. If you use all the
liquid they were cooked in, add
'water, They will be deliciously
browned when done.
RED CABBAGE
1 fairly large solid head of
red cabbage,
2 heaping tablespoons of but-
ter or margarine,
11A cups of vinegar,
3-2 cup sugar (more or less to
taste),
SALLY'S SALLIES
'No wonder I'm sore! There's no
seat In the darn things!"
1 teaspoon salt (to taste),
Cut eabbage fine as for slaw.
Saute thoroughly in hot melted
shortening, Add vinegar, salt, and
sugar, Simmer for one hour or
until tender. This may be stored
in refrigerator and will keep for
days or weeks. It is delicious hot
or cold. Some folks, before Being
on a picnic, reheat and carry in
a covered easserOle.
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APPLESAUCE CAKE
1 large cup light brow,' or
granulated sugar,
1 surge Ci$ of butter or mar-
garine,
1 egg,
Ilea cups of hot dry applesauce
(canned applesauce may., be
substituted),
2 teaspoons baking soda,
1 teaspoon vanilla,
1 teaspoon cinnamon,
IA teaspoon cloves,
Cream all together and add
2 cups sifted flour,
1/ Ib. raisins,
1 cup chopped walnut meats.
Bake in 8- by 12 -inch pan for
45 minutes at 375° F. Reduce the
temperature the last 15 minutes.
Cake may be frosted with an
icing made by combining con-
fectioner's sugar, one teaspoon
melted butter, and lemon juice.
.11 no frosting is desired, try
sprinkling with granulated sugar
before baking. This is truly deli-
cious and will keep for many
deys if the family doesn't disco-
ver it. If your picnic day is cool,
the beans, meat loaf and cabbage
may all be reheated in the same
oven before placing them in the
picnic baskets.
Uninvited Guests
Mrs. Cooper, who lives in
Ramsgate, changed in one mom-
ent from e normal housewife to
the most surprised woman in
England,
She had been to the local
grocer's and bought a turnip.
When she got home she peeled
it, placed it on a board and sliced
it. Then she screamed!
Inside was a fully -grown spar-
row, complete with feathers.
Quite dead, of course, but how
did it get • there? Mrs. Cooper
was quite sure there was no hole
in' the outside of the turnip. The
grocer who sold it said it was
a good specimen, measuring
about eight inches in diameter.
He had handled it and would
have noticed any flaw.
A plant expert was calledin
to see if he could solve the mys-
tery. He threw up his hands and
said it was impossible. "It is the
most extraordinary thing in my
whole experience," he declared.
"There is just no explanation,"
There was an explanation for
the surprise which shook a do-
mestic servant in Colombo to
her very core a year or so ago.
She was dressing a fowl for her
master's dinner at the time.
As she cut it open, something
moved, and a snake glided out.
It had been swallowed by the
fowl just before it had been
killed.
Mr, W. D. Dunn, a greengrocer
of Grove Hill, had the biggest
shock of his life one day when
he unpacked some bananas. As
he cut a quantity from the first
stalk, there was a squeak and
a flurry, and twelve baby mon-
keys fell to the floor, They had
travelled and kept themselves
alive on bananas all the way
from Central America.
Mastic runes—Plastic has, invaded the musical world. Molly
Itlshay, left, tries out a tune on her new one piece plastic bctss-
plarinet,'while Harry Vape strums his slick -looking plastic goiter.
A Word of Praise
For The Umpire
It's human nature for every -
Om to believe he can do the
next fellow's job just a little
better. When the average base-
ball fan gets to the ballpark,
he's pretty sure the umpire's are
nearsighted, prejudiced, careless,
and crazy with the beat. Then
the second guesses and insults
come roaring out of the -stands,
But the umpire has his side'' of
the story, too. It's a revelation
no true sports fan should miss.
First witness for the defense:,
Babe Pinelli, who has umpired
more than 3,000 National Leagu
games, and authored a recent
book called "Mr, limp,"
"The' gag that gets the big-
gest laugh around tthe league,d
says Babe, "is when three um-
pires come out on the field and
someone plays 'Three Blind
Mice.' Well, the fact is that he
umpire has ever had to wear
glasses, despite peIriodit check-
ups. Many ballplayers do! ,,
"When the fan thinks we call .
one wrong, he yells, 'Oh, you
robber!" Yet no umpire in the
history of modern baseball has'
ever been indicted for dis-
honesty, That's more than you .
can say for the players as a
whole. Remember the Black Sox
players' scandal of 1918? And
I'm sure the police records will
show any average day's collet- .
tion of customers at a game to
be somewhat less than a hun-
dred per cent in honesty. It's the
old question of throwing stones
from glass houses."
The latter quote brings to
mind the pudgy, Tony Galento-
ish Dodger fan who once climb-
ed out of the stands to tackle
George Magerkurth, the six-foot
four -inch umpire who had just
called a close play against Brook-
lyn. "Robber! Crook!" howled the
irate fan as he knocked Mage to
the ground,, jumped astride his
chest, and flailed away with',
both fists. Cops rushed the self-
righteous customer to the near -e,
est police station. There he iden-
tified himself as Frankie Ger-
mano — violating parole on a
larceny sentence!
No one, least of all the um-
pires themselves, ever claim
them to be perfect. In the last
.World Series, umpire Art Pas-
sarella called Johnny Sain of the
Yankees out at first — only to be
proven wrong by wirephoto evi-
dence printed the next day in
all the newspapers. Commission-
er Ford Frick studied the photo,
shrugged his shoulders, and re-
marked, "So what? In this, one
case the umpire happened to be
wrong. But over all, he's as close
to perfectly right in his deci-
sions as humanly possible. An
umpire has to make over three
hunderd decisions a day, and the
men we have to do the job are
the most competent and experi-
enced ones in the world. Believe
me, no ballplayer ever has as
small a percentage of errors as
the average umpire."
Charlie Berry, former All -
America football player at La-
fayette, and now one of the bul-
warks of the American League
umpiring staff, has several sali-
ent slants. "For an average sal-
ary of less than $10,000, we have
to lead a lonely and abused ex-
istence.
The player spends half
his schedule at his 'home ball-
park, so he can settle his fam-
ily in that city for six months a
year. But the umpire is always
on the go, shifting from town
to town without set pattern, and
may not see his wife and chil-
dren from spring training (in
late. February) till the end of
the World Series (mid-Oc-
tober)."
Though all the umps love base-
ball, Berry adds, they dare not
mingle with the players. They
have to ride different trams, eat
at different restaurants, and stay
at different hotels from the play-
ers. They can't discuss baseball
'with whatever friends they
make in different cities. Like
Caesar's wife, the ump must be
"above reproach."
As for the day's work, old-
time umpire Tim Hurst made
the classic comment, "You can't
beat the "hours:'But what phy-
eical and' psythological'Strain is
packed - into those few -hours''' a
day! Berry points out that an
umpire can't. afford .to relax for
a moment, because any single
decision :nay prove to be the
enake'or break in a club's hopes
of reaching the million -dollar
World Series,
As if the responsibility were
not enough, the officials have to
handle the hot verbal coals
heaped on , them by hecktng
players. Babe Pinelli classifies
squawking players in three
groups: "The chronic tonlplainer
(who gets a dead ear' from me),
the alibi maker (who is stared
down), and the sincere heeler
(who gets my attention)."
All in all, umpiring is a thank-
less job with modest pay,., no
glory, and constant abuse. The
essentials are common sense,
good eyesight, poise, decisive-
ness, and a flair for the game,
As' the crowning irony, unlike
'other sport figures, the umpire
is at his best when you notice
'him least!
Twins Just The Same -These twins made medical history when
they were born 56 days apart—in different years. Mrs. Alan
Goodwin,of Sydney, Australia, holds her sons, Denis (left),
Oho' weie, born on December 16, 1952, and David (right), who
"appeared on Feb. 10, 1953.
"Crosby vs Hope".
Long -Lasting Feud
Defying the- laws of slander,
Bob,Hope and Bing Crosby con-
tinue to crack away at each
tithe':
- Says Hope: '"Crosby is so lazy,
he' makes Rill van Winkle look
like perpetual motion , , ."
Says Crosby:: "Hope used to
come over and play with my
kids until I stopped him. I found
he was using a pair of dice.
I made hint give back'the bicycle
ee won...
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o it goes on. When they
make a film together they are
at once partners and rivals.
When Hope makes a film by him-
self, you can be sure that Crosby
will turn up 'at the crucial mom-
ent and spoil everything.
Crosby is at rather a disadvan-
tage in this battle of wits, be-
ing a crooner first and a comic
second. hope, on the other hand,
is all comedian. Yet the former
manages to get in some very tell-
ing shots,
"Believe it or not," says Cros-
by, "it takes .the combined efforts
of everyone on the set to foul
his uncontrollable passion to
ham up every scene.
"You thing I'm 'fooling? Wen,
all I know is that he's the only
actor in town who has a big sign,
over his house which lights up
at night and says 'Bob Hope, star' `
of radio and television, films and
night clubs, lives here.' "
Hope's gags are largely direct-
ed at his rival's age or supposed
meanness. When they were both
over in England last year., Hope
said: " Bing hasn't announced;
yet how he plans to get back
to the States, but he'll make an
interesting sight standing on the '
pier at Southampton waving his
thumb.
-'I hope someone will give him
a ride, because with his breast-
stroke he'll never make it back
in timer. for the apple -picking
season."
When Hope called Crosby
"King of Groaners," the other
retaliated by calling him "Bugle
Beak."
Their widely -publicised ven-
detta •was not planned. It was
a sort of habit they Sell into.
.After the first of their famous
"Road" •pictures, the script
writers found it easier to write
abusive dialogue than any other
kind.
But most of their gags are im-
promptu. Crosby tells of the
time one of their script writers
visited the set during the film-
ing of "Road to Rio." Hope yell-
ed to him: "If you recognise
anything you've written, shout
'bingo,' " and the writer de-
parted in a huff,
They are both extremely sharp
wits, and tan produce materiel
out of the blue. When Hope was
over in England to play in the
British Amateur Golf Champion-
ship, he said in an interview:
Crosby played in the competi
tion last- year; I'm here to
apaligise. My handicap? .Four, ,
Crosby's? His age."
,is there really something be-
hind this feud? Show business
partnerships often breed very
real bitterness, but in this case
they are really the best of
friends. s
Hope, in more serious vein,
said recently: "In' my book
Bing's still the world's greatest
gangster..
"At Christmas our two fam-
ilies always get together /Or a
party, and Bing, and I :INV,
make a point of toasting eeeb
Other."
And there you have • hint 04
the teal sentiments between
them.
Getting Ready For
Trade With Mars
Students attending a college of
.science, engineering and tech-
nology in Massachusetts daily
walk out of the world of 1953
into a fantastic, imaginary world
of 1,000 years hence when man
will be in constant communica-
tion with niany parts of the
universe.
The stimulate their inventive
imagination, Professor John E.
Arnold asks them to project
themselves into life as it may be
lived in the year 2953.
Space travel will then be as
common as train journeys are
now. Our earth may be trading
with planets countless millions
.of miles away which would
mean cultural connections with
their strange inhabitants. We
may run excursions to and from
their worlds.
A bureau for inventing arti-
cles ranging from machinery to
hitherto unthought-of household
gadgets has been set up by the
students. The realism `df the
bureau is enhanced by letters ad-
dressed to those unknown
planet -dwellers, letters about
trade agreements, letters to fic-
titious agencies far out in
space.. .
Even a file detailing "discov-
eries" of what life will be like
on the one of the planets in 1,000
year's time has been opened by
the enthusiastic students. The
planet's people will talk by
means of telepathy; they will
have amazingly acute hearing
and be able to see great distan-
ces. And their bones will be
hollow!
They ' will be emotionally
stable, monogamous and gregari-
ous. They will use electricity for
light and power but know noth- `
in of electronics. This means that
opportunities for trade with the
earth• will be limitless.
A document which purports to
give details of the planet's size,
density and temperature ex-
tremes has been solemnly filed
away, ready for use at any time.
Another shows that plant life
on the planet — "where the
gravity is eleven times greater
than on the earth" — flourishes
upside down! Roots extend into
the air and the fruit -bearing
parts of plants grow below the
surface.
It all sounds odd to us in
earthbound 1953,but who's to say
that the students are wrong in
their guesses about the world of
2953? Perhaps their imaginative
theory that some planet -dwell-
ers will evolve from birds may
prove accurate!
At any rate, they are already
designing articles of a kind like -
1% to ifiterest the people of Mars
and other planets 1,000 years'
hence. They will be "built on
earth and shipped through space"
for interplanetary trade,
..Plain Horse Sense..
by BOB ELLIS
Among the brickbats and bou-
quets received lately is One
from (Mrs.) Mare Alvin, West-
on, Ont„ who writes: "I see
where you say farmers shouldn't
get involved in party politics, I
don't see why not: Isn't it high
time they did? When are the
farmers ever going to get some
sense and jump into polities with
both feet, If they want to know
what politics to join they have
only got t0 look at the record,
We need security in our prices
just like the working man has
for his wages."
Mrs, Alvin does not say
whether she wants farmers to
organize in unions like labour
did and to affiliate with a p0-
litical party or whether farmers
should set up their own political
party as they have done before.
Check the Record
Looking back over the last ten
years we find that farmers have
done fairly well up to about
ten years ago when it became
evident that Canadian farmers
could not do without the Brit-
ish markets given up at light-
heartedly by Messieurs Howe
and Gardiner,
The Americans who are sup-
posed to be our "natural, mar-
ket" are closing themselves . off
against the imports of Canadian
food products. Our farm aur -
pluses are piling up and prices
are going down. There is really
not much to encourage farmers
to vote for a continuation of the
present agricultural policy.
What Alternative?
If the farmers should come to
the conclusion that they had "a
raw deal" the last couple of
years, what have they to choose
from?
Of the three "splinterparties"
making up the opposition in the
last • House, the Conservatives
have hopped along with the
Liberals in those questions
which are closest to the farm-
er's heart.
In March 1952 they helped to
vote down Mr. Coldwell's mo-
tion for the establishment of a
Federal Agricultural Board to
control meat and dairy products.
In December they joined the
government to defeat a motion
for the introduction of a Nation-
al Health Insurance. Plan.
Social Credit is an unknown
factor. Nobody seems to be able
to gauge how much regimenta-
tion it would need to put their
economic ideas into effect.
Last but not Least
That leaves the CCF and its
little group of gallant men who
have been trying- hard to put
some of their, program through
parliament. As direct descend -
ante of the old Progressives,
they are mostly m a d'e up of
Western farmers with some
sprinkling of labour men amongst
them.
As they are free 'from any
financial ties they represent the
interests of all the people. Their
speeches read very much like
the reports in the lata Farmer's
Sun, From them have originat-
ed practically' all new, ideas in
the last twenty years,;'
If farmers intend to take pe,
, 7itieal action, they would have
to forms the nk up
arest roupr which
g group of con-
sumers for the farmer's prod-
ucts,
Time only will show whether
Mrs, Alvin's advice will be
heeded. .
This column welcomes sug-
gestions, wise or foolish, and all
criticism, whether constructive
or destructive and will try to
answer any question. Address
your letters to Bob Ellis, Box 1,
123 - 18th Street, New Toronto.
Ont.
This Strike Lasted
Fourteen Years
The longest strike on record --
pand the friendliest—has ended, It
;was in Ireland—it couldn't have
happened anywhere else.
Fourteen years ago, in March,
1939, Jim Downey, propietor' of
Downey's Select B a r, at D u n
Laoghaire, near Dublin, sacked
a barman. He refused to tein-
stake him, and the man's union
called a strike and posted pickets,
Daily after that t h e pickets
came on It cost the union about
£20,000. It may have put more
than that into Jim Downey's till.
For, as the . strike continued, it
brought a lot of trade to the bar
—"curiosity custom.", Year after
year, tourists and seamen came
back to see if the pickets were
still at their posts.
Annual Party ,
Big Jim realized the value of
the dispute. Every year, on the
anniversary of the strike, he put
up bunting and threw a celebra-
tion party. The pickets were in.
eluded in it — there were "drinks
on the house" for them as well
. as for the customers.
In winter there was also "e
drop of the ould stuff?' for the
union men to keep out the cold
And if a picket wasn't on his beat
at the proper time, 'Downey
would phone the union to ask
why.
So a good time was had by all
—except perhaps the union tree=
surer. Now it is all Over, Mr
Downey died the other day and
the pickets have been called off•
The strike has ended.
tut, a world record has beet
set' up. So perhaps the cut -habit/
• eastern will continue. The picket;
:however, may be sorry.
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