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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1952-12-3, Page 6ANNE N0ST, *RA rev Cotooeicrt,.� "Doan Anne llirst: I am really in a state, I am married and I've loved my wifedearly since we married nine years ago. We have two children sve are both crazy a b ou t. But I am now in love with another wom» an' She works M the factory of which I am superintendent, X havenes v r ked her for a e a o explain and I cannot exp m the sudden passion that has over- taken me. I could not help tell- ing her. She was shocked. She says she has never given thought to me and that she is not a home - wrecker. She added that she re- cently was offered another posi- tion, and now she thinks she'll take it. I am sure 1 could win her if I tried. "I felt so guilty about alt this that last night I told my wife. She was badly hurt, but said if I want my freedom I can have it. • I am hopelessly confused. AN 'UNHAPPY MAN" * Your selfish stupidity in tell- • ing your wife of your guilt is * only matched by your egotism * in assuming you could win this • woman if you tried. When she showed her horror at your eon fession and suggested she re- * sign, why didn't you see that * as the obvious solution?.— Be-e cause. 1 suspect. you could not e bear the thought of not see - Transfer Designs In 2 Colors 61,/ reav, a t 111.0N ON {, ,:It•. Peach and sky-blue, thee old- fashioned girls decorate sheets. pillowslip:, and darlghter i cot- ton skirts: No etnbroidere. add ready-made- eyelet tutting' Washable' Quick: Easy: Pat- tern 824 has eight motif., each lee x 19 incites tet: on a -'i your linenm. Send TWENTY-FIVE CENTS In coins (stamps cannot be ac- teptedi for this pattern to Box 1, 123 Eighteenth St., New Toronto, Ont. Print plainly PATTERN NUMBER, your NAME and AD- DRESS. Such a colorful roundup of handiwork ideas: Send twenty- five cents now for our Laura Wheeler Needlecraft Catalog. Choose your pattern from our gaily illustrated toys, dolls, household and personal accessor- ies. A pattern for a hand bag is printed right in the book. * ing her every day. What pas- * sion can do .to a man is almost * beyond belief! • For It Is only passion that * you feel, of course. She is a • complete stranger. You do not * know hercharacter, or even " whether you two are compa- * tible. You only know you * wanted her, and have convinc- e ed yourself that she would be * unable to resist your charms. * Accept her resignation, and * thank your stars that she, at e least, is honest. You will get • over wanting ti her. Once she is g e • out of your sight your smo- g * tions will quiet down and you * will, I hope, realize what tra• * gedy has been averted. e What you have done to your wife, I'm afraid you will never * understand. Heavy with the * sense of guilt, you ran to her * as a child hastens to confess • wrongdoing before it is dis- e covered. How long do you * think it will take to restore. * her faith in you- She must be * a heartsick woman today, as * bereft as though you had actu- * ally been unfaithful, How * easily you could have spared her all this grief: • Since your wife loves you • enough to hand you aver to e another woman, she will sur- * vive this shock. But I hope from now on, all your thoughts e and energies will be concen- trated on regaining the place in e her heart that you have had * for so long. When one has sinned, those who love him suffer, too. If your wife or husband has been hurt, devote yourself to -• healing the wound you have caused . Anne Hirst is here to comfort and advise you. Write her at Box 14 123 Eighteenth St., New Toronto, Ont. All Mixed Up! In no country in the world is there such a confusion of weights and measures as in Brit- ain After much squabbling, the British Standards Institution de- cided in 1949 that the "teaspoon" for kitchen use should be of blue or green plastic, round in shape and contain 100 minims or drops; and that a teaspoon for medi- cine should be red, oval in shape and hold 60 minims. A gallon contains 7d,800 minims. But some measures have not reached this level of simplicity. The stir --e :s a confusing weight. On an ordinary avc.irdupois weighing -machine 0 stone equals 14 ib-: for meat. 5 b. make a stone: for z'let'1 a ib.: for hay. 22 :b.: for wool. 24 ib. The ••rein:ary for 2.240 Ib.: the short c'r American ton. 2.000 ie teir ton, 2.204.6 ib.; dfs- plimen ent tor.. 31 cubic feet; x e, h1 ton. 431 c t sic ft : regtoter ton, 100 enhic 't. If you w,. Y, bar t :ery who t<a c von any by the roll, t•ortai :ir,; heads if washed, 12 if diet;. fish is ;old by the trunk. which varieiz from 10-14 1b.: or by the quintal ,Arabic; eint•Ir, a weight of 100 Ib.I, or by a large- tub called a kit (from Norwegian, litre, meaning bin). Carrots are sold by the bunch, 1 cucumbers by the flat, radishes by the hand. apples and pota- toes by the sieve 156 Ib. in the North, 52 lb. in the South r, cloth by the bolt. v.nol by the last. and ;class by the seam. They maim the ordinary man dizzy, though those in the trades seem perfectly happy abo':t it. Uncle Levi Zink Nays: Every- body knows the old saying that a fool and his money are soon parted. and Hole that it's hap- pening to everybody_ 1 l.ardly loner Itellat to thiol CROSSWORD PUZZLE ACP.nSS 2- tent r)reek totter 1. 3fyteir 4. Swarttn G- Son of Seth t. WIth4raw' 1. Military student 1. r3lnomy T. State of Insensibility 11. Somebody 12. Stop (nautical, 14. Beverage 13. Secured 16. Thick 17. Wise men 19. Alarm whistle 11. Negative ens 24. Strub out 24. Steep sax 266. Not Gond 26. Serkasoning In herb 2e.. lireverence uban1 34. Send out 34. Send out 33. animal rite animal 22,ClockI nob 3g, London In 11111 sp 39. Artl spirit 13, Arrale 44. 3lornlr nrayer 417. With fae111rPd 47, ogharad 3s, Hug IareOt rpptr1act u • ly ftheugh the nos* 3". 69tar 13. And len (soots) 54. Penitential' DOWN 1 Of the inn L floated @atnbr 2 We bun, rave le. Past! 44 11. Idonttea ^ 1Cared ter 10. Small !stand 20. Rent a gad 0 23. AtI cuti,,n 23 sludge, 7. Flat rap 3. City in Oregon •'9, do bl- again to t@s.:i„ t;.,tvi.-4 t'.x.trh.l d. uutclAd Bengt 53. 3,1 ,.ie.•. •.•n:e 10 Dolt 6,. ,11 tt. Anc.a•-r.'. I7 -4,e4 the:ve 1.7. At 4404 44. Nu: l:i„g 0,e.1, than 45nudy 44 0. church 43. 11 At. ga n. Mete, 54. Nog r Answer Elsewhere on This Page Modern Etiquette (t• flow does one seleet the correct implement t0 3S5 at a formal dinner? A. Usually you need merely remember that you are to take the outside --that is, the farthest from the platee— spoon or fork first, it the pieces have not been laid in this order, the fault is that of the person who set the table, and not yours. If you are in doubt, wait until your host or hostess has picked up his or her implement, then you do like- wise. Q. Who are correctly asked to serve as pallbearers at a funeral? A. Six or eight men whoare € c 1 lose friends of the deceased. Members of the immediate fam- ily are never chosen, as their place is with the women of the family, Q. Is it proper for a divorced woman to continue to wear her engagement and wedding rings? A. She may if she wishes, Usually, however, she will dis- card at least the wedding ring. Q. Will .you please enumer- ate the br'idegroom's expenses for a wedding? A. Engagement ring, wed- ding ring, wedding gift for his bride, his bachelor dinner, mar- riage license, personal gifts to his best man and ushers, bouton - niers for his attendants, clergy- man's tee, and the honeymoon trip. Q. When one is in the pres- ence of another person, and a telegram or message is delivered to one, which should be read at once, what should one do? A. Say, "Will you excuse me, please.” and read it. Q. Should a pitcher, or any other receptacle with a handle, always be passed to a person with the handle towards that person? A. Yes, always. Q. Is it proper for the bride to wear her engagement ring to the wedding, and have the bride- groom put the wedding ring above it? A. No; the engagement ring belongs above the wedding ring. On her wedding day, a bride either leaves her engagement ring at home or wears it on her right hand until after the cere- mony. Q. When drinking any kind of refreshment at a social affair, is it proper to leave a small portion of the drink in the glass? A. No; one is perfectly pri- vileged to drink it all. But avoid throwing back the head or turn- ing the glass upside down to drain that last little drop. For Half -Sizers! 584. - " el•~s$ Be well•dressed every day of fall with a separates wardrobe! Proportioned for the shorter - waisted, fuller figure—no altera- tion problems! Whip up this smart ensemble with ease—have weskit and skirt in wool, blouse in rayon. Pattern 4877: Half Sizes 147 , 161/2, 181/2, 201/2, 221 24%. Size 161/2 weskit and skirt, 2118 yards 54 -inch; blouse 1•t.i yards 35 - inch. This pattern easy to use, sim- ple to sew, is tested for fit. Has complete illustrated instructions. Send THIRTY - FIVE CENTS (35t) in coins (stamps cannot be accepted) for this pattern. Print plainly SIZE, NAME, ADDRESS, STYLE NUMBER, Send order to Box 1, 123 Eighteenth St., New Toronto, Ont. Plighted Troth—Bertrand Russell, 80 -year-old British philosopherh er to engaged ' h t i s reported and proponent of trial marriage (right) Edith Finch, 50, former teacher at Bryn Mawr College, Pa. it will be Russell's fourth marriage and Miss Finch's second. H RO ICL✓ES MIGERFARM Another week gone by and no rain, and so mild. This time last year we were pretty well snowed in and not liking it one bit—but at least there was moisture in the snow. Of course if one doesn•t have to worry about water it is wonderful weather — and last Saturday was a perfect day for the Santa Claus parade in Tor- onto. That is something I have always wanted to see and never have—until this year when I saw it on television. Television? Oh no, not our own set, I just hap- pened to visit one of the stores down town at the right moment. It was remarkably clear — no flickering at all. In fact I was almost persuaded that television might be all right after all. But I wasn't enthused to the point of wanting us to spend $400 on a set—although I am sure Partner would enjoy watching the hockey matches. We have lots of company again now and sometimes I feel as if I am talking to myself as the name of one of our visitors is "Gwen." The gentleman of the party is a farmer so he got him- self a job down at the barn with a tractor and spreader. At his own request, of course. Some- times I wonder why people ever come to see us at all for they are never treated as guests, .And, as a means of getting out of work this column provides me with a wonderful alibi. For instance we have an extra couple staying here until tomorrow so I quite calmly announced that I had my column to write and would they call me when supper was ready! They did. We have been having quite a time with cars just lately. The visiting car developed starter trouble. While it was in the garage I wanted to go down town with our car but the battery was as flat as a deflated balloon. "Oh, dear, there goes another $30," I thought. (batteries for English cars are dearer than others). But I was wrong. It was just a matter of corroded connections. I was so relieved I felt then as if I had been given $30 so I was really much happier than I had been before, This afternoon we were driving through a rather hilly part of the county and it was heartbreaking to notice how terribly dry the fields looked. But one particular field we passed was more heart- breaking than all the rest, The field was just one big hill,'It had been ploughed, and the plough- ing was a straight up and down job,- If ever a field called for contour ploughing that one did. Sometime we are bound to get some heavy rains and when they come the rain will run down that hill like water down a rainspout. By contrast, when I was on the train going to Ottawa last sum• mer I noticed contour ploughing in a held that was perfectly flat. Now what was the reason for that? •I have often wondered. There is plenty of arguing going on around here these days. Our visitor is a Guernsey man; Partner favours grade Ayreshires --•the other man pure-breds. So, various arguments are tossed back and forth "like shuttlecocks, neither man giving in to the other—as so often happens when two stubborn Englishmen get to- gether, The same thing applies to the woodpile. The men brought ENROLL 1ne th SPRING CLASS al The Memorial Haspit,t 54 Mama*, ons, Stettin a wood e4unntlpn In rho Arte and Skills of Nursing under 101550 ens, well Qualified lnninletorn In Miming at a, 153* cont. Write—Director of Nursing. Star Checker—Seeking proof of one of Einstein's theories which states the gravitational pull of the sun blends starlight, thus making stars appear where they are not, Prof. George A. Van Biesbroeck inserts photographic plates into a precision measur- ing engine. Professor Biesbroeck took the pictures in the Sahara Desert during an eclipse. The machine will measure star posi- tions, determine whether they are normal or disturbed. down a load of sawn logs from the bush—red oak. One chunk in particular was about thirty inches in diameter and full of lovely big knots. Our visitor said he would split it during the day, Partner said, "I bet you don't !" The would - be wood - splitter waited until Partner had gone to milk and then he took up the challenge. He worked for over an hour on that one cut, and. all the time it was a tussle between the toughness of the knotted oak and the will and strength of the man. The man won out, When Partner came in he was treated to a graphic description of the contest. It brought forth many scathing remarks but in the end Partner grudgingly admitted— "You are darn near as stubborn asIatn1" Another argument concerned rubber boots and a dead chicken. Partner had killed a chicken and hung it in the woodshed, Our visitor came in from the barn and placed his boots under the chicken, which was still drip- ping from the beak. There was no place for it to drip except into the boots. Then followed the argument—which was put there first—the boots or the chicken? Our visitor naturally insisted that his boots were there first and that Partner deliberately hung the chicken strategically above them. PAIR QUESTION A Hollwood columnist once circulated an erroneous report of W. C. Fields' death. The bul- bous -nosed comedian called up the editor in a rage. "I hope you noticed," he roared, "that your foul newspaper announced my death this morning." "That I did," admitted the editor cool- ly. "May I ask where you're calling from?" LOGY, LISTLESS, OUT OF LOVE WITH LIFE? Thea wake up yow liver bile . , ,. lump out of bed Marin' to ee Life not worth Irvin 7 11 may be the liv*rt R9 a focal 3f your fiver bile is not Bowleg freely your foot may not digest ..gam bloats up your stomach , . - you fool con. etiated and all the fun and 3Pnrkla go out of trio. That's when you need mad, gentle Cratere Little Liver PAIN, You nos. Carters help stimulate your liver biro till on1* again Kis pouring out ata rata of up tot o hints R day Into your digonNvo tract. This should 81 you right up, mako you fool that happy days are 3101* a atu. So don't stay Munk gat Corton: Little Liver YIN, Always have tltom nn hand. Only 2134 from any druggist. ISSUE 49 1952 HowTo Live To Be A Hundred According To Some Who Made It William Edington, 14)2, Kala- mazoo, Miele: Get a medical examination once every 100 years a * * Mrs. Mary M. Pleee, 102, S'yra- ruse, N.Y.: Never get up in the night with a child—make your husband do it. Sprinkle your day with plen- ty of cat naps. Dan Bulls», 104, Carbrooke, England: Always keep on one move. Mrs. Susan Stewart, 103, Sax- onburg, Pa.: Always keep busy and take things easy. . Y O + * Jimmy Beard, 103, Perth, Aus- tralia: Work hard and have bacon and eggs for breakfast, black tea without sugar and two tots pf rum daily. a + * Joe,, Clovese, 107, Pontiac, Mich.: Every time you sit down to eat say, "Thank Goc7 and bless the cook," * a Jonathan B. 11artzler, 100, Or- ville, Ohio: Live one . day at a time and eat slowly. * • * Mrs. Amanda Rornine, 100, Birniinham; Ala.; Take your time about doing everything. And be optimistic. * * +' Mrs. Eunice H. Palmer, 103, Machiasport, Me,: Stay so busy that you don't have time to think about your troubles and ailments. * a * Eli Bersvendatter Yatten, 103, Nordmore, Norway: Fly Causes Suicide THE CROWD jammed Washing- ton Hall, Rochester, N. Y., in 1865, to watch Louis Fox and John Deery vie with each other for a billiards world champion- ship — and $50,000. For some time it was a ding- dong battle; then Fox crept into the lead. Deery was dejected and downcast. His opponent needed'but one point to win the title and the cash prize. Fox teed up for the winning shot. He held his cue poised against the ball as a fly buzzed through the room and 11t tin the billiard ball. Fox shooed it away. It circled and again made a six - point landing on the balL Angri- ly this time, the player made a lunge at the fly with his cue. In so doing he moved the cue ball — and lost the chance to win. That same evening Fox took his life. WREN PAIN -STRIKES At the first twinge of rheumatic pala— tal:, Templeton's 1' -R -C'*. Over a mil- lion T -R -0'e used every month, for speedy relief frosts pain -caused by rheu- matism, arthritis, neuralgia, lumbago and sciatica. Why suffer needlessly? Keep 'f -R -C's on band, and use them promptly. Only 65c, 81.35 at drug counters. 1.342 Xt's coffee that will keep yott going. Have coffee from, dawn to dusk—with a plane of sweet ealke on the side. e * * MrS. Mary Jane Johns, 1i0,. MeLeansboro, 111.; Be considerate and let the Ludt have his way. ' * * 0 Louis Souele, 103, Ottawa, Cane ada: Never drink anything but water or milk my young brother drank and he died at BB, 1011110 "� Pain? And the RELIEF is LASTING Nobody knows the cause of rheumal- tism but we do know there's mew thing to ease the pain . . . it's INSTANTIATE. And when you take. INITANTnes the relief is prolonged because INSTANTIATE contains not one, but three proven medical ingredients. These three ingredients work together to bring you not only fast relief but more prolonged relief- TakB INSTANTZNE for fast headache relief too - . . or for the paints of neuritis or neuralgia and the aches and pains that often accompany a cold. 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Who are correctly asked to serve as pallbearers at a funeral? A. Six or eight men whoare € c 1 lose friends of the deceased. Members of the immediate fam- ily are never chosen, as their place is with the women of the family, Q. Is it proper for a divorced woman to continue to wear her engagement and wedding rings? A. She may if she wishes, Usually, however, she will dis- card at least the wedding ring. Q. Will .you please enumer- ate the br'idegroom's expenses for a wedding? A. Engagement ring, wed- ding ring, wedding gift for his bride, his bachelor dinner, mar- riage license, personal gifts to his best man and ushers, bouton - niers for his attendants, clergy- man's tee, and the honeymoon trip. Q. When one is in the pres- ence of another person, and a telegram or message is delivered to one, which should be read at once, what should one do? A. Say, "Will you excuse me, please.” and read it. Q. Should a pitcher, or any other receptacle with a handle, always be passed to a person with the handle towards that person? A. Yes, always. Q. Is it proper for the bride to wear her engagement ring to the wedding, and have the bride- groom put the wedding ring above it? A. No; the engagement ring belongs above the wedding ring. On her wedding day, a bride either leaves her engagement ring at home or wears it on her right hand until after the cere- mony. Q. When drinking any kind of refreshment at a social affair, is it proper to leave a small portion of the drink in the glass? A. No; one is perfectly pri- vileged to drink it all. But avoid throwing back the head or turn- ing the glass upside down to drain that last little drop. For Half -Sizers! 584. - " el•~s$ Be well•dressed every day of fall with a separates wardrobe! Proportioned for the shorter - waisted, fuller figure—no altera- tion problems! Whip up this smart ensemble with ease—have weskit and skirt in wool, blouse in rayon. Pattern 4877: Half Sizes 147 , 161/2, 181/2, 201/2, 221 24%. Size 161/2 weskit and skirt, 2118 yards 54 -inch; blouse 1•t.i yards 35 - inch. This pattern easy to use, sim- ple to sew, is tested for fit. Has complete illustrated instructions. Send THIRTY - FIVE CENTS (35t) in coins (stamps cannot be accepted) for this pattern. Print plainly SIZE, NAME, ADDRESS, STYLE NUMBER, Send order to Box 1, 123 Eighteenth St., New Toronto, Ont. Plighted Troth—Bertrand Russell, 80 -year-old British philosopherh er to engaged ' h t i s reported and proponent of trial marriage (right) Edith Finch, 50, former teacher at Bryn Mawr College, Pa. it will be Russell's fourth marriage and Miss Finch's second. H RO ICL✓ES MIGERFARM Another week gone by and no rain, and so mild. This time last year we were pretty well snowed in and not liking it one bit—but at least there was moisture in the snow. Of course if one doesn•t have to worry about water it is wonderful weather — and last Saturday was a perfect day for the Santa Claus parade in Tor- onto. That is something I have always wanted to see and never have—until this year when I saw it on television. Television? Oh no, not our own set, I just hap- pened to visit one of the stores down town at the right moment. It was remarkably clear — no flickering at all. In fact I was almost persuaded that television might be all right after all. But I wasn't enthused to the point of wanting us to spend $400 on a set—although I am sure Partner would enjoy watching the hockey matches. We have lots of company again now and sometimes I feel as if I am talking to myself as the name of one of our visitors is "Gwen." The gentleman of the party is a farmer so he got him- self a job down at the barn with a tractor and spreader. At his own request, of course. Some- times I wonder why people ever come to see us at all for they are never treated as guests, .And, as a means of getting out of work this column provides me with a wonderful alibi. For instance we have an extra couple staying here until tomorrow so I quite calmly announced that I had my column to write and would they call me when supper was ready! They did. We have been having quite a time with cars just lately. The visiting car developed starter trouble. While it was in the garage I wanted to go down town with our car but the battery was as flat as a deflated balloon. "Oh, dear, there goes another $30," I thought. (batteries for English cars are dearer than others). But I was wrong. It was just a matter of corroded connections. I was so relieved I felt then as if I had been given $30 so I was really much happier than I had been before, This afternoon we were driving through a rather hilly part of the county and it was heartbreaking to notice how terribly dry the fields looked. But one particular field we passed was more heart- breaking than all the rest, The field was just one big hill,'It had been ploughed, and the plough- ing was a straight up and down job,- If ever a field called for contour ploughing that one did. Sometime we are bound to get some heavy rains and when they come the rain will run down that hill like water down a rainspout. By contrast, when I was on the train going to Ottawa last sum• mer I noticed contour ploughing in a held that was perfectly flat. Now what was the reason for that? •I have often wondered. There is plenty of arguing going on around here these days. Our visitor is a Guernsey man; Partner favours grade Ayreshires --•the other man pure-breds. So, various arguments are tossed back and forth "like shuttlecocks, neither man giving in to the other—as so often happens when two stubborn Englishmen get to- gether, The same thing applies to the woodpile. The men brought ENROLL 1ne th SPRING CLASS al The Memorial Haspit,t 54 Mama*, ons, Stettin a wood e4unntlpn In rho Arte and Skills of Nursing under 101550 ens, well Qualified lnninletorn In Miming at a, 153* cont. Write—Director of Nursing. Star Checker—Seeking proof of one of Einstein's theories which states the gravitational pull of the sun blends starlight, thus making stars appear where they are not, Prof. George A. Van Biesbroeck inserts photographic plates into a precision measur- ing engine. Professor Biesbroeck took the pictures in the Sahara Desert during an eclipse. The machine will measure star posi- tions, determine whether they are normal or disturbed. down a load of sawn logs from the bush—red oak. One chunk in particular was about thirty inches in diameter and full of lovely big knots. Our visitor said he would split it during the day, Partner said, "I bet you don't !" The would - be wood - splitter waited until Partner had gone to milk and then he took up the challenge. He worked for over an hour on that one cut, and. all the time it was a tussle between the toughness of the knotted oak and the will and strength of the man. The man won out, When Partner came in he was treated to a graphic description of the contest. It brought forth many scathing remarks but in the end Partner grudgingly admitted— "You are darn near as stubborn asIatn1" Another argument concerned rubber boots and a dead chicken. Partner had killed a chicken and hung it in the woodshed, Our visitor came in from the barn and placed his boots under the chicken, which was still drip- ping from the beak. There was no place for it to drip except into the boots. Then followed the argument—which was put there first—the boots or the chicken? Our visitor naturally insisted that his boots were there first and that Partner deliberately hung the chicken strategically above them. PAIR QUESTION A Hollwood columnist once circulated an erroneous report of W. C. Fields' death. The bul- bous -nosed comedian called up the editor in a rage. "I hope you noticed," he roared, "that your foul newspaper announced my death this morning." "That I did," admitted the editor cool- ly. "May I ask where you're calling from?" LOGY, LISTLESS, OUT OF LOVE WITH LIFE? Thea wake up yow liver bile . , ,. lump out of bed Marin' to ee Life not worth Irvin 7 11 may be the liv*rt R9 a focal 3f your fiver bile is not Bowleg freely your foot may not digest ..gam bloats up your stomach , . - you fool con. etiated and all the fun and 3Pnrkla go out of trio. That's when you need mad, gentle Cratere Little Liver PAIN, You nos. Carters help stimulate your liver biro till on1* again Kis pouring out ata rata of up tot o hints R day Into your digonNvo tract. This should 81 you right up, mako you fool that happy days are 3101* a atu. So don't stay Munk gat Corton: Little Liver YIN, Always have tltom nn hand. Only 2134 from any druggist. ISSUE 49 1952 HowTo Live To Be A Hundred According To Some Who Made It William Edington, 14)2, Kala- mazoo, Miele: Get a medical examination once every 100 years a * * Mrs. Mary M. Pleee, 102, S'yra- ruse, N.Y.: Never get up in the night with a child—make your husband do it. Sprinkle your day with plen- ty of cat naps. Dan Bulls», 104, Carbrooke, England: Always keep on one move. Mrs. Susan Stewart, 103, Sax- onburg, Pa.: Always keep busy and take things easy. . Y O + * Jimmy Beard, 103, Perth, Aus- tralia: Work hard and have bacon and eggs for breakfast, black tea without sugar and two tots pf rum daily. a + * Joe,, Clovese, 107, Pontiac, Mich.: Every time you sit down to eat say, "Thank Goc7 and bless the cook," * a Jonathan B. 11artzler, 100, Or- ville, Ohio: Live one . day at a time and eat slowly. * • * Mrs. Amanda Rornine, 100, Birniinham; Ala.; Take your time about doing everything. And be optimistic. * * +' Mrs. Eunice H. Palmer, 103, Machiasport, Me,: Stay so busy that you don't have time to think about your troubles and ailments. * a * Eli Bersvendatter Yatten, 103, Nordmore, Norway: Fly Causes Suicide THE CROWD jammed Washing- ton Hall, Rochester, N. Y., in 1865, to watch Louis Fox and John Deery vie with each other for a billiards world champion- ship — and $50,000. For some time it was a ding- dong battle; then Fox crept into the lead. Deery was dejected and downcast. His opponent needed'but one point to win the title and the cash prize. Fox teed up for the winning shot. He held his cue poised against the ball as a fly buzzed through the room and 11t tin the billiard ball. Fox shooed it away. It circled and again made a six - point landing on the balL Angri- ly this time, the player made a lunge at the fly with his cue. In so doing he moved the cue ball — and lost the chance to win. That same evening Fox took his life. WREN PAIN -STRIKES At the first twinge of rheumatic pala— tal:, Templeton's 1' -R -C'*. Over a mil- lion T -R -0'e used every month, for speedy relief frosts pain -caused by rheu- matism, arthritis, neuralgia, lumbago and sciatica. Why suffer needlessly? Keep 'f -R -C's on band, and use them promptly. Only 65c, 81.35 at drug counters. 1.342 Xt's coffee that will keep yott going. Have coffee from, dawn to dusk—with a plane of sweet ealke on the side. e * * MrS. Mary Jane Johns, 1i0,. 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