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NormanBlair
Great Britain
Many years ago there was a popu-
lar song entitled "It Isn't What
You Used To Be But What You
.Are Today"; and that seems just
about to express the sentiments of
ibe British Conservative Party, or
at least some members thereof, re-
sarding Winston Churchill, their
leader.
Mr. Churchill is indubitably one
of the great men of our titre— per -
imps of all time; but while admit-
ting all that, the Tories wish he
would devote a little less time to his
literary activities, and a little more
to showing his party the way back
to power.
Writing of the recent Conserva-
live conference in Wales, a corres-
pondent of the Toronto Financial
Post tells of the conqueror's recep-
tion accorded to Mr. Churchill, and
of cheering so vociferous that the
seagulls got frightened and made
off in all directions. In spite of this,
the writer says, Mr. Churchill "re-
mains personal problem Number
One to the Tories" pointing out
that during the 11 -day Parliamen-
tary session in September, Winston
remained in France—where he is
engaged on the second volume of
Isis war memoirs, which will take
many months to complete — and
sever appeared at all at Westmin-
ster.
The Conservatives fear that the
Socialist Party will make full cap-
ital of Churchill's busying himself
with the recording of history, in-
stead of making history as leader
ter the Opposition. Winston is im-
mensely popular, but the voters
/now that any Government which
replaces the Socialists will have to
lace internal problems as well as
international ones,
"They will want to know who is
to be skipper of the ship for the full
voyage, not merely the pilot to
lake it through the narrows," the
already -quoted writer goes on to
state. "In spite of the enthusiasm
and (personal) loyalty at Llandud-
no, the chances of a Tory victory
at the polls are not as bright as
they were a year ago."
Scandinavia
In Norway. Sweden and Denmark
the people are hoping for the best,
but still preparing for the worst.
The Norwegian capital, Oslo, has
been buzzing with economic ex-
perts working out a four-year plan
In connection with the Aid to Eur-
ope business; and hardly had they
departed when their rooms were
taken over by Danish and Swedish
military authorities come to discuss
Scandinavian defense plans in case
of war.
Just For Fun
Travelling through a small vil-
lage, during a political campaign,
the British economist, Sir J sialt
Stamps, came upon two little
girls standing before a modest
cottage. They were identical in
appearance, so the distinguished
visitor inquired if they were
twins
"Nc. sir," one of them replied.
"Really?" rejoined Sir Josiah.
"How old are you?"
"We're both five."
"Dear me." said the statesman,
"both fire, and not twins! Flow de,
• manage
1 he little. girl -silo had been
giving the answers smiled.
"Please sir," she replied," we're
triplet. .'crit'- ied„ors."
This current meeting is not expect•
ed, however, to result In any formal
military pact, which would have to
be first discussed by each of the
three parliaments and then ratified.
But there are many technical details
that must be worked out before
such a pact could even he formul-
ated and it is these that the military
authorities had met to tall< over.
In case of conflict, the Nor-
wegians are convinced that Scan-
dinavia cannot defend itself against
Russia without outside help. They
are also determined not to let any
defense measures hold back econ-
omic reconstruction of their coun-
try. Except by depleting the man-
power necessary for industry and.
agriculture, Norway's 3 million in-
habitants cannot maintain many
men under arms, That is why the
Home Guard was formed almost
two years ago. It now numbers
125,000 of whom 70,000 are volun-
teers between 18 and 08 years of age,
with another, 40,000 being recruite
completing their compulsory mili-
tary training.
The home guard is organized to
neutralize enemy attacks by air-
borne troops and saboteurs and
hold off the enemy forces until reg-
ular troops take over. With spec-
ialized training and intimate knowl-
edge of their own localities, the
home guard represents an auxiliary
to the armed forces which it is es-
timated would include instantly
about half the entire population of
the country if Norway were attack-
ed. How determined the people are
not to be caught napping is seen
in the fact that when the home
guard was formed only about 30,-
000 volunteers were expected. This
number was far more than doubled
the very first year.
Argentina
A few months ago the Argentine
Economic Minister, Miguel Miran-
da, said that his country would re-
ceive at least a billion dollars
through Marshall Plan sales — de-
claring crudely that Europe would
have to either buy wheat from Ar-
gentina or starve, Actually just a
little more than two million of
Marshall Plan dollars have been al-
located to Argentina, and nothing at
all for grain. Now it looks as
though the Argentinians are in
grave danger of being suffocated
under huge piles of their own
wheat.
President Peron, the Dictator, is
quite peeved about the whole thing
declaring that "foreign imperialis-
tic monopolies" are trying to wreck
his program.
"Within the country we have no
Opposition, only a few opponents,"
Peron said angrily, "But abroad we
have to fight the monopolies who
have started a campaign of defam-
ation. However people are not go-
ing to weaken in the face of this
campaign by international liars.
There are those who think our move-
ment can be halted by killing men,
but this cannot be done. We have
truth and justice on our side.'
It is thought that the allusion to
"killing" referred to Peron's charge
several weeks ago that a plot was
under way to assassinate him and
his wife—a plot which many ob-
servers believe existed only in the
Dictator's Blind. What it all prob-
ably amounts to is that, with their
economic position steadily getting
worse, the Argentinians are getting
a bit fed up with President Peron,
and he is talking about the enmity
of the "foreign imperialistic mon-
opolies" in order to take people's
minds off his own shortcomings.
LIFE'S LIKE THAT
By Fred Neher
85Z knew you were making a mistake when you put return
address on the card you sent Cousin Berl last Christmas P'
Grandpa and Grandma are "Raising the Roof"—Although this Georgia couple, "Grandma" And
Grandpa" Iiranan are 71 and 69 years old respectively, they didn't let considerations Ot age
stop them from building a new house — and doing so doesn't appear to bother thein as much
as it does some of the neighbors who fear that ane of the oldsters may slip from the high
perch. It's the 16th house the pair have built since 1910 Which pis probably some sort, of a
record. Some of their grandchildren are seer. looking ill]. -
Most sports, these days, suffer
from over -emphasis. This condi-
tion isn't nearly so bad here in
Canada as it is south of the border.,
Still, it's bad enough; and there's
something decidedly screwey in a
setup where a football or hockey
star gets ten tines more publicity
—and is known to a hundred times
more people—than the men who
represent our country at the United
Nations, and whose decisions may
be responsible for involving us in
another war. F "
In the States lately college foot-
ball has been getting a lot of un-
usual publicity—all of it bad. There
was, for instance, a "Picture of the
Week" in Life Magazine showing
two Holy Cross linesmen who had
allowed the ball to roll a few inches
over the enemy goal -line instead of
"grounding" it just outside. The
expressions on their faces couldn't
have registered more despair and
tragedy had they been looking at
the massacre of Lidice or the Nazi
gassing of a few thousand Euro-
pean children.
m * 5
Frankly, it made us feel just a
little sick at the stomach, to think
that supposedly grown-up men
should act, in public, in such a
childish fashion over what, after all,
was nothing but a game. If that's
where our college football is head -
for, we suggest that they substitute
jacks or marbles instead.
a :k
'Then there was the article in
The Saturday Evening Post by
Mrs. Harry Stuhldreher, wife of
the coach at Wisconsin. It's too
long to quote here; but it's de-
cidedly worth reading as an almost
unbelievable tale of what happens,
not only to a coach who comes up
with a losing team, but to his wife
and family as well.
Commenting on the story edi-
torially—under the title "Football's
Dirty Linen Sometimes Shows",
The Post has sonic interesting
things to say. "Por more than ten
years every literate American has
known that college football stars,
despite purity codes and pious pro- •
testations, are paid for their ser-
vices either by the college or by
alumni groups"—"For more than
twenty years at least fifty college
football factories have been far
more deeply concerned in staging
commercial entertainment than
most Broadway promoters. Appar-
ently these colleges see nothing
paradoxical about asserting their
simol.purity, while at the same
time they frankly commercialize
their "amateurs" by selling radio
and television rights, advertising,
maintaining press agents and other-
wise stinullating the "gate"—just
like other carnival hustlers."
There's a lot iuore along the sante
line, and the whole thing should
be "required reading" for all who
have the good Canadian college
sport at heart, Some say, of course,
"it couldn't happen here." The ans-
wer is that it has been happening --
and still is—only on a comparative,
1 minor scale, But just give us
time!
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ISSUE 45 — 1948
Then there was a piece in The
New Yorker regarding a Mr. Lou
Little—a gentleman who, in case
you don't already know, is football
coach at Columbia University. Just
a few random quotations might be
of some interest as illustrating what
it means to be a college coach—
or a college player—when football
really gets to be "big time."
"Except for a two montl'1 vaca-
tion in summer, the football season
for Little lasts the year around. He
meets with some or all of his ten
assistant coaches as often in Feb-
ruary as he does in October. They
all spend a good part of their time
in a dark room during the winter
and spring, studying motion pictur-
es of the previous season's games.
Day after day, week after week,
month after month they study
every move by every player in
every game."
"In addition to sitting tifrough
these films, Little may call his
coaches into his office for a con-
ference as many as three times a
day.—At almost any hour of the
day, even if it is only three months
after the conclusion of one football
season and six months before the
start of the next one, a visitor may
come upon Little's three chief as-
sistants hovering outside his office
waiting to be admitted,"
"When football practice at last
gets underway—Little and his as-
sistants are immensely relieved.
Many months of planning and an-
ticipation are behind them and they
are facing the real thing. The
squad begins practice early in
September; and during the first
three weeks, before the opening
university, the boys put in seven
hours a day. Coal miners seldom
work harder.—All day long there
is the thud of body against body,
the impact of 200 pounds smash-
ing head on into 200 pounds, and
sometimes, when the boys get up
off the ground, they apit out teeth
or an arm hangs misshapen and
inert"
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