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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1948-9-8, Page 6Strj��) r )I W Gy A Si MTe 1C Now a friend of our claims that this actually happened to him dur- ing the past summer; and although we have some faint doubts as to his strict veracity, a much similar tale having been going the rounds for many years, still an item is an item, so here it is just about the way he told it. * * * He was on his way to the Fort Erie races, hut got hung up by a highly important business deal while passing through the fair city of Buffalo - and right here we would like to interject that any man who permits a business deal, no matter how important, to interfere with a visit to a race -track cannot be classified as a real lover of the noble Thoroughbred horse at heart, * * * Anyway, this chap had in his pos- session some highly secret informa- tion re a certain horse running in the fourth race --a tip so hot that it was practically the sante, tempera- ture you generally find at the Fort Erie track, which can be very sultry indeed and in fact is used by certain shirt manufacturers as a proving - ground. as they know that if a man's shirt will not melt off his back at Fort Erie it will stand up anywhere on earth. * * * Naturally enough our friend did not wish to let this piece of price- less information go to waste; but on taking a quick peek around he could not see anybody who looked as though he might be in the busi- ness of accepting bets, which is a most unusual situation in Buffalo, or any'w'here else for that matter. But having been carefully brought up as a youth, he remembered his parents' injunction about always seeking out a representative of the law when in trouble. * * * So he immediately went out on Main Street and hailed the first uni- formed policeman he saw. "Hey, copper," he said politely, "1 am a stranger here in town so could you kindly tell me whereabouts I can place a small wager on a real good thing I got going in the fourth at Erie? * * * The Buffalo copper shook his head rather sadly. It so happens that I was just transferred to this precinct today, so don't know just what goes around here as yet, and so cannot tell you where you can get a bet up, I am sorry to say," he replied. "But I can tell you exactly what to do. You just stand here, and the first guy who cones along with his toes sticking out of his boots, his trousers all in rags, and a Racing Form in his coat pocket - ask him. Because there is nothing surer in this world than that he'll be able to direct you to a bookies" * * * Up to now we have refrained from making our annual predictions regarding Canadian football, no doubt much to the disgust of the gambling element, who always wait with the utmost eagerness for our pickings, before making their final prices. (Like, for instance, there was the year when the Ottawa Rough Riders were tentatively strong favorites, but as soon as it became know that we had selected them to take the championship, the odds on thein went up to ten to one, which just goes to show you what our opinion means in expert eyes.) * * * Well, the way we look at it, when the shooting is finally over in the Big Four, we think you will find ,that the Toronto Argonauts have once again taken it alb And why we are picking the Argos to repeat is not because of any superiority on or behind the line, through the air or In the kicking department. It is because the Scullers have once again said that they refuse to play football on Sunday, * * * There may be either one of two reasons behind this refusal, and you are welcome to take your pick. It may be because the Argonauts represent the city of Toronto, where the Sabbath day has always been very highly respected, Or it may be because the Argonauts are smart enough to know that any team which schedules a hard game for a Saturday and another, maybe even harder, for twenty-four hours later, Is taking all the worst of it from a physical angle - so much the worst of it that it may mean all the difference between being a cham- pion and justa contender. * * * Because the French-Canadian fans refuse to turn out in paying quanti- ties- or so it is claimed -on any other day, the Alouttes play most of their at home games on Sunday. Because tto Sunday football is al- lowed in the Province of Ontario, they also have to play plenty of games on Saturdays. And in spite of ?!ll the topnotch talent Ivfontreal tai; 00rral or import, by the time they get to the end of a long and arduous season, their players are worn to a frazzle. * * s It seems rather a pity, but that's how it is -and with the box-office continuing to play a bigger and • Qne Wants Peace, the Other Has It -Count Bernadotte left), Palestine truce mediator, enjoys a joke with Dr, Nikolas G. Maoris, governor general of the Dodecanese, during one of the Count's visits to Rhodes. What Ontario is Doing to Rob Communists of Their Prey One unfortunate result of Cana- da's past efforts to get needed im- migrants has been the growth, within this country, of national "cells," or congregations of immi- grants who haven't yet got them- selves worked into our general framework or mode of living. There's no necessity of pointing at any one particular group; but it naturally follows that a man or woman who can speak English well enough to mix with other Canadi- ans and get an idea of how we do things over here isn't nearly as ripe material for the "commies" as those who understand only their native tongue. Communist workers are well aware of this, and have been alert in meeting or trying to meet trains and planes to pass around the word to the newcomers that they are nothing but "bull labor," brought here only to be exploited. That's why one branch of the Ontario Department of Education now has no less than 940 classes operating throughout the province in which foreign -speaking people can learn to talk English, and some- thing about how a real Democracy works. The classes also give infor- mation regarding how to do a lot of things, such as send a money order, get data from a government department, and so forth, In other words the newcomer is given con- crete assistance toward making him feel that he "belongs.' These activities are under the direction of the Community Pro- grams division of the Ontario De- partment of Labor, a government branch just a year old which has taken over and expanded the acti- vities formerly carried on by the Adult Education Board and the Physical Fitness and Recreation Division. There are now some 5000 foreign speaking people en- rolled in the English and Citizen- ship classes, which are held all over the province, wherever six or more immigrants are brought together for this purpose. 172 of the 340 classes are in the northern areas of the province, where camps and in- dustrial developments are almost completely underserviced by ade- quate numbers of teachers. In the north country, where the camps are scattered, the administra- tion comes largely directly under the Community Programs branch; in the south, while still under this branch, administration is by way of local school boards, Up to now, the classes have been largely confined to the more recent 'immigrants, but this is only because the need for such work anong these people is obviously greater. But an attempt is being made to reach the pre-war foreign -speaking popu- lation, and to help in the assimila- tion problem with thein as well. 'This phase of the work will be expanded in the near future. The basic course given averages about eighty hours instruction, and the cost of giving it is something like twenty dollars per immigrant. Those attending the classes are contacted chiefly through company personnel departments, the Nation- al Employment Service, foreign language newspapers, personal meetings and letters, racial organi- zations and so on. The question is sometimes asked whether completion of this course helps an immigrant to become na- turalized. The answer is that it doesn't, in any definite way, as yet. The judiciary has discretiortary powers in the matter of naturaliza- tion after the immigrant has been here a minimum of five years; and some judges give weight. to any evidence that the applicant has studied English and knows how the country operates, while others don't appear to do so. But Commnity bigger part 10 most sports, theft doesn't seem any way out of it. At all events, we look for the Argo- nauts to be good enough to over- come even the heavy loath we arc now putting on thein, and to take not only the Big Four but the Do• minion title as well. Come on you Balmy Beacheal Program officials are wondering whether the issuance of some sort of certificate couldn't be arranged with the authorities at Ottawa, Since at present it doesn't seem expedient to register unuaturalized Europeans in any way, many soon move to new addresses; and it is felt that a useful certificate would mance attendance at the classes • much more attractive, • The radio is also being used in helping the newcomers. Last year the teaching of Ukrainians near Fort William was supplemented by a series of dramatizations based on the lives of successful immigrants. The result was the discovery that foreign - speaking newcomers are eager for "how to" information, So this winter's broadcasts, extended to 15 stations across Ontario, dren't to be sugar-coated with any drama. They'll come out directly and tell the immigrant, in his own tongue, holy to do certain things such as use a bank and so forth, The Community Programs branch has around se people work- ing at headquarters and in the five branch offices. Of the 109 commu- nities that have been organized, 59 have full time recreational directors of their own. The part-time staff throughout the Province -that is to say people who get some rcmunera- tio for handling certain classes - number something like 400. And beyond these is an army of volun- teer help. Much of the work has been built up on what already exist- ed in the community, and the pro- fessional director finds himself working with and coordinating vari- cus activities carried on by Junior Farmers, Home and. School Asso- ciations, Women's Institutes and other long-established organizations, Sightless Scientist - Although blind, Dr. Dilworth Wayne Woolley, above, has won the $1000 Eli Lilly award in bio- logical chemistry. The 34 -year- old scientist, who is with New York's Rockefeller Institute for Medical Research lost his sight nine years ago, but has continued his work with the aid of assistants. DOES INDIGESTION �VALLOP YOU BELOW THE BELT? Help Your Forgotten "28" For The Kind Of Relief That Helps Make You Rarin' To Go Moro than half of your dieosuon Is done below the belt -(n your 28 feat of bowels. So whon indigestion strikoa, try Something that helps digestion in the atomnoh AND below tho bolt. What you may need is Carter's Little Liver Pills to give needed help to that "forgotten 28 toot" of bowels. Take ono Carter's Little Liver Pill hofore and Ono after molls, Take them a000rding to ofrthol8 main digestive juilnoe in yourrstomach AND bowels -hale you digest what you have salon in Naturo's own way. Than moat (aline get the kind of roltof that makes you feel batter (ram your head to your toes. Just be sura you got the gonuino Carter's Little Liver Pills from your druggist--BGaf ItSUE 36 -- 1048 United Nations The mountain may have labored; but the ,louse it brought forth was a very feeble specimen and by no rnt ans what insurance men would call a "good risk," Which is an- other way of saying that, after 18 n. •nths work, the United Nations Commission on Armaments wound up with the United States and Rus- sia shouting "you're another" much af''r the manner of a couple of schoolboys "calling names" over the back fence, Without even bothering with the formality of a vote, the Connnis- Sion tentatively adopted a report which says that the majority of the nations believe that disarmament is impossible at present. But it did add that a scheme for arms reduc- tion should be at least started. This means that when the Paris Gentral Assembly begins its arms debate, it will have before it two resolutions. One of them separates atomic weapons from the sphere of the Commission. The other says that disarmament cannot be put into effect until there is a greater amount of international confidence, in the world picture, As both re- solutions are bitterly opposed by Russia, this probably means that the armaments factories needn't start laying off sten in expectation of anything very drastic happening at Paris. Speaking for (Russia, Jacob A. Malik said that he wanted to put on the record a specific statement that the United States and Britain '"ere solely to blame for the failure to work out disarmament, Freder- ick Osborn, the United States dele- gate, came back with the declara- tion that Russia was spending 10 per cent of her budget on military expenditures, as compared to half that percentage for his country. To this Mr. Malik replied that such comments were ani insult. He said that the Red Army had spent millions, but solely for the defense of its homeland, whereas United States military expenditures were governed solely by the desires and ambitions of its monopolists." So there, for the time being, the matter rests; and once again the Russians seem to have maneuvrcd the Western Allies into what -in the eyes of the rest of the world- would appear to be a highly unfa- vorable position. It niay be true, as the poet said, that "peace hath her victories no less renowned than war's;" but they've all been pretty much one-sided since VJ day dawn- ed. Talking strongly in favor of world disarmament -yet insisting that atonic weapons should have no part in such a move -might be rather funny if you saw it in a comic strip. The way it stands, it's too close to tragedy for any laugh- ter. Great Britain In 1040 the King established a new honor for civilian deeds of heroism -tine George Medal. Early in August it was awarded to Dr, Hugh Edmund Watts; and if ever a man deserved such recgnition it was he, for his was the type of heroism which cold-bloodedly keeps on taking calculated risks, in spite of the knowledge that the odds are tremendous ly against conning through without loss of life or limb, Culinary Notes Jinn: My girl surely is beautiful! Her skin is like a peach, her cheeks like apples, and her lips like cher- ries. • 13111: That's no girl .. , Sounds like a fruit salad. �*«EC ° ANIC$ Class A certificate required Modern up-to-date premises. Top pay 8 -hour day Apply -SERVICE MANAGER MOUNT PLEASANT MOTORS LIMITED Toronto's Oldest Chrysler- Plymouth Dealers 632 Mount Pleasant Road ' Phone HY. 2181 For Watts is chief inspector of explosives for the British dome Of- fice, 1t was he that opened the 22 booths mailed last spring by Italian and Zionist terrorists to Ernest Bevin, Winston Churchill and other English sten and women on their "condemned lists", Watts knew right well what such bombs could do, as he had seen the shattered body of a ratan who open- ed one by mistake. Yet he kept right nn with the job, coolly, meth- odically, just part of the days work. Among those that he dealt with was a roll of magazines which the wife of the former British com- mander in Palestine had torn open to within a half-inch of the deton- ating point. After the award was ,lade Watts stood in his office in Whitehall re- ceiving congratulations. Behind him was a large collection of butterfly, incendiary and other types of bombs and grenades, once deadly, now rendered harmless "Don't matte' a song and dance about it," he told newspaper sten. "All I did was find the wires between battery and fuse, and snip thele. The rest was routine," Some routine! Central Europe One of the world's richest coal fields lies wholly in territory now. occupied by Czechoslovakia and Poland, Now those two nations have announced plans fora long- range development of this field on a vast scale, the aim being to build tip in Eastern 'Europe a "rival to the Ruhr Valley" Among the projects connected with this development are construc- tion of a huge power plant, and improvement of. the Oder River, which flocs into the • Eastern -con- trolled Baltic, as a great trade artery to replace the Elbe, which empties into the Western -controlled North Sea. The Potts and Czechs predict that their "new Ruhr" -(the old one was Germany's arsenal in the last war) -will produce ten million tons of steel per year. Admittedly they have a long roach to travel before reaching that figure; still they're on their way. But there's one big handicap to this ambitious scheme. Neither Po- land or Czechoslovakia has suffi- cient iron ore for operations on such a scale -and you cannot mance steel without iron. They say that they're hoping to line up new sources of that commodity -some- how, somewhere. Just where they hope to find it hasn't been divulged, But knowing whose voice actually speaks through the mouths of Czech and Polish leaders -well, if I happened to live within easy marching distance, and knew that there were large amounts of iron ore underneath the ground, I ,lust confess that I'd be just a trifle nervous as to the future, Understand Now? "I want a plan's comb," said the customer to the clerk. "A narrow man's comb?" inquired the cleric, "No, A comb for a stout man with rubber teeth." "NERVES 79 iIYe edea 'JL Losing interest -los- ing friends -she never went out any more -always too tired. "Nerves", she thought -but it was her kidneys -the fil- ters of her blood - that needed attention. She used Dadd's Kidney Pills at once. The improved actin! of her kidneys helped to clear away blood impurities and excess acids. Fatigue, backache, headache, lack of energy dis- appeared, Dodd's (Sidney Pills contain essential oils and medicinal ingredients that act directly upon the kidneys -end help restore their normal action. 144 Dockts Kidney Pills CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING AGENTS WANTED OILS, GREASES, TIRES, fa000ttoldoe, Eloctrto roma:, Controllers, Souse and titu'n Paint, Roof Coatings, eta, Deal- ers wanted, Write Warco Gro000 & 011 gine) tad, Toronto UNI mese OI'POR'rIINI'PI 105 SAVE 110N600; send as your nmol to bo made into yarn or blankets. Write for pnrlloulnrs. Copp Woollen Mills Ltd„ Port tenth,, N010 Rrunewir I. EARN 11410/09 0'1' 11O5100 SPAR or PULL 'r111h7 money remains. Lora to make candy at home and earn an you learn. levee tonin aunpIMd. Cnrre9p0n- donro course. National Institute of Conroe. 11000,0 Rng'd., Dololmler 0,0, Box 162, Montreal, Qne, FARMERS WE CAN SAVE YOU MONEY On water 13awls, Stanchions, Minting Ma• chines and Senarntm•s. Our ,lotto: Bettor Merchandise At Lower Prices." NEW IDEA DISTRIBUTORS GODERICH, ONT. Beni melts _.� 15,000 PULLETS Tandy to lay l.0 1e 3'1,00 to 3.1-5 Months. Floor and Ronne ralecd ander 111,:1 conditions. Ale: Roll Chlchs, Cataleam, and Pries List P'rr,•. LAK EFARMS EXETER, ONTARIO PULLETS 8 noetics to Rends to Lay,0:01 u1 tweeds rind ersauca, Pend for 1.115 , 1'.:: andIree.1e. HURONDALE CHICK HATCHERY LONDON, ONTARIO PULLETS s-weelte to Inying to pure breeds and crossbreeds. Summer and Pall Chick!: hatched to odor. Pres Catalogua Tweddlo Oh501c Hatcheries Limited, Fergus, Ontario, PULLETS. 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About Ma miles ofr. ,.elhnt 0hnr,.'- Iloe, good sand beach, 1'0100 --5 5 5 9 0. II: 03' terms. 010,0a0-1"OR SALE 200 nerve. This Year 124 acres of Its rich clay loon produced 130 tons of hey alai 3,000 Int of grain, Situated 71 rid, from Colearg and 1'2 rnl. from 981,15500' 45, county road by pronertO. New. modern 5 room, insulated maul -brick house with bath, furnace. hardwood floors, 175 acres of It working land, well fenced 20 acres heavy mixed timber, 6 acre pasture, 7 shaped barn size 100' x 40', gond stabling, water bowls, litter cnrrlrr, silo, lightning reds, Hydro and water 550100re throughout. Hes pen and n11 necessary outbuildings, new double garrote. Also barn 50' 0 25' and house for hired harp with hydro. nus ,serrvice to nubile and high echnol, l osoroslon ns desired. Rocs Curtis, 35.lt. No. 5, Baltimore. Ont. 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