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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1948-1-14, Page 3Sports — And One Thing
or Another
By FRANK MANN HARRIS
("A Sixbit Critic")
Coming away from an alleged
Lockey contest, played with absence
if Christmas or any other sort of
Ipirit during the recent holiday sea-
son, a veteran onlooker at Sport--•--
Nho had peacefully snoozed through
most of the final period ---came out
with a crack which we think worthy
of repetition,
* * *
"The difference between a bad
hockey game and a punk baseball
game is this," he said. "In baseball,
no matter how little the hired hands
feel like playing, they know tihat they
have to keep on until one side gets at
least 27 of the other guys nut. But
in hockey, if the boys are feeling a
little tired, they realize that as soon
as the `.lock ticks off sixty minutes,
they're through for the night.'
* * *
\"e personally feel that there's a
lot in what he said; and that the
present-day custom of seldom if ever
playing overtime, but settling for a
split of the points at the end of the
regulation hour, has done modern
professional hockey more harm than
any other single feature you could
mention. If the hockevists knew
they had to play to a finish—or
that no poi -its would be awarded to
either side in case of a tic --there
would prgllaidy be a whole lot more
real action for tine cash customers.
—Maybe you've already heard it;
but we rather enjoyed this rri'i'isnr
of American and Canadian radio
made by it noted Fres-h commode -
tor. After bring at this side of the
Atlantic for some months 11e wrote.
1 hear so mlrlt said and sumo about
LOT'F- en your air -waves that Pm
always expo mise the rn',oun'rr to
advise list,Ter's to send is for free
samples"
a: * *
\1'e have already withal rd o^t the
danger of I'uited States fon'ball--
and, to a lesser degree, our Canadian
variety—be,onin; I ltitl'. more or
less then utterer ba:kc•tb111. 11 you
inpnened Yt li-''n t l the broadcast
of the Nc'.tion"1 League cha'n&o't-
sllip gage between Philadelphia
Eagles and Chicago Cardinals, you'll
probably rea'F'e what '•'e men.
*
The Eapti's have on, of the finest
forward passer; in the game: and
their attack was built around him to
such an c't fit that you might have
thought shot thy• -plunging-, cnd-rttn-
ning—any method of advancing the
ball except throw -11 the air—lad
been clone aw'nv with. TTM attempted
no less that 44 forwards in all hour's
play, nod eve's the fact that he conn
pleted 27 of them for an average of
Lehrer than 10 yards gain per pass,
doesn't do r"ay lath the fat that it
isn't football. Althou"h neutral at
the start, lwe we''e glad when Card-
inais--stir1c!n'" to a ground a'tack
----finished r•n ton.
a, * *
Da the hold football has of its
devotees is shown by the figures—
more than thirty thotsatid paving al-
most a hundred and sixty thousand
dollars to shiver through it. Chicago
is by no means situated in the Tan-
ana belt; and sitting outdoors there
for several hours on the 28th. of
December isn't most people's idea of
a pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
Being slightly screwey isn't absolute-
ly essential for a football fan; still,
it undoubtedly helps.
* * *
During the Christmas season on
acquaintance of oars made an assault
on the poetic nurse which we pass
en to you wit/tall! comment;
"Goad King id'cneeslatns went out.
On the Feast of Stephen;
So did I—just like a light --
Now the score is even."
* M, *
A scrutiny of National Hockey
League figures at the year's end is
rather revealing----althottglt just
what it reveals we'll leave to our.
readers. Leading the loop in number
of goals tallied we find—of all
teams—the Chicago Black Ifawks.
Smallest scorers—with 26 less goals
to their credit—are the Montreal
Canadians. Even the Maple Leafs,
sitting fairly comfortably on the top
rung, were a couple of goals back of
the Black Hawks' mark,
* * *
1t is, of course, in the "goals
against" column, that you find the
real story. While Turk Broda had
Leen forced to dig rubber out of the
twine a mere 67 times, the unlucky
nights condemned to servitude in tltc
Chicago goal had been neaten for a
total of 124. And while Canadians—
taken on their offensive efforts—
show signs of making Frankie
Boucher's prediction come true by
dropping out of contention, Bill Dur•
uan and the rest of their rear -guard
are still mighty tough to beat; and so
long as they are, the Flattering
Frenchnmen can't be counted out.
* * *
The moral would seem to be that
yott could take the old proverb "A
good name is rather to be chosen
than great riches" and, simply by
changing one word—"Hanle" to
"gnaltcnder"--make it fit the sport
of hockey more closely than a 32
sweater on a 38 torso.
* * *
..Like countless other Canadians 7c'e
have long considered .leek Benny one
of the cleverest comedians of the air
—mrd his program one of the bast -
written and prodit: rd, .But his_ posh
Christmas gap about John Bull with
his hands in Uncle ,Sam's po: kits
caused Benny to Mks a severe slump
tt the estimation of maty—n..d rte
,drill never cruse wondering hole a
showman s0 astute allowed it to gel
Only These With
Babies Need Apply
The adamant stand taken by
many property owners against fam-
ilies with babies has been given a
severe jolt by a Portland contractor,
builder of apartment houses, who
will let his apartments only to
those parents with babies.
rind the More babies, the better
Ile likes it, reports The Boston
Post. Because couples with babies
make the best'teuauts,-he says. The
mothers are always at home, fathers
are responsible, and the rept is
always on time.
On the other hand, ile argues,
parents without children are given
too much to parties, oftentimes with.
the result that more damage is done
than is ever caused by babies. Par-
ents who have always had difficulty
renting an apartment because of
babies Will now take heart.
Probably other property owners
may soot come to the sane conclu-
sion as this Portland than.
No Trouble At All
Mfrs„ "It's good of you, doctor,
to come this far to sec my hus-
band."
Doctor: "Not at all, madam; not
at all, I have a patient next door
and I thought I'd kill two birds
with one stone."
B,T.O.—In the Il:igh School anti Collegiate crowd those initials
are used to designate some lad or lass who does things on a
little more itnpressive scale than the average—such as wearing
a slightly louder necktie or more striking costume. •
But this project of the Ontario kIydro Commission is really
.B.T.O,—a Big Time Operation. As one of a series of opera-
tions on the Ottawa River, designed to help meet the steadily-
increasing
teadilyincreasing demand for Electric Power, by 1950 alt additional
640,000 horse -power should be on tap. Alfnost three million
pounds of high explosives will be used to shatter the rock-
bound face of the main project site and, when activity reaches
its peak next summer,, approximately three thousand leen will
find employment there,
It Didn't Look Like This Just A Few Year s Ago—What a little well-planned remodelling
will do to even badly run-down farm properties is Vividly portrayed in the National Film
Board picture "Farm homes Beautiful" reviewed in the accompanying article. Above is an
"after -taking" shot of one such house.
Farm Homes Beautiful
The. West's and Simpson's are two
typical farm families of Easterli Can-
ada, During the depression, they
ran into low prices for their produce,
and hard times. There was no money
to spare; the farm fences fell into
disrepair, the buildings went without
paint; and trees, shrubs and flowers
wel'e luxuries they just couldn't
afford.
Today, however, things are differ -
est. Conditions have improved the
farmer's kit, and he can now pay
sotne attention to these details, which,
although they can hardly be said to
increase the farmer's income, do help
to beautify the farm hone.
In Natural Colors
There are probably many farmers
who would like to beautify their
homes and grounds: but where do
they go for suggestions? There arc
many manuals and pamphlets on the
subject, but one can get a good, gen-
eral idea of what can be done by
seeing the improvements made by
the West's and the Silupsou's, in a
filet very recently produced by the
National Filet Board for the Depart-
ment of Agriculture, entitled, 'Farm
Homes Bea utifttl".
"Farm homes Beautiful" is a
twenty minute filet. produced in
natural colour koclacht'ome. As it
aliens, you see a disappointing patt-
ortua of a number of farms in east-
ern Canaria which have had in do
without repairs for many years.
Trees and flowers are entirely absent,
and the air of disrepair, engendered
by broken fences and unpainted
buildings seems to have lcd to gener-
al untidiness and carelessness.
These Farmers "Do Something"
The camera moves on and finally
comes to rest on the farms of the.
Simpsons and the \Vests. These fami-
lies have conte to the conclusion that
the time has conte to "do. something".
The Simpson's decide first that their
lawns has possibilities: at least, they
decide that A lawn would have possi-
bilities. They clear the space that can
be used for this purpose, and they
fertilize it. A flower border is dug
and shrubs are planted around the
house. Then, so - that the fru:lily can
appreciate the fine view they have,
created, they cut down. a few of the
trees that hindered their view—trees
that had grown unsightly and un-
wieldy.
-wieldy. Nest, since the house is
brick, the. Simpson's tear down an
old woollen l'erhandah that was in
tumbledown condition and no longer
served any useful purpose: it had
been left standing because it had "al-
ways been there".
The West's tackle the job of beau-
. tify their ]tome in mucin the same
manner. The materials they use come
for the most part from their own
farm. property. Steps leading up to
the doorway are made from stones
hairiest in from the fields. Cedars
from the woodlot forst the hedge—
gins a few sht'tlbs obtained from a
nearby nursery. To finish the job
around the house, a number of wood-
en window flower boxes are painted
brightly, to add freshness and colour.
Around the outer side of the house,
and old wire fence, which has long
since outlived its purpose and is get-
ting in everyone's way, is torn Clown
and discarded—in • a similar mantle'
to an old; weather-beaten toolshed,
which through the years has evolved
PJIES-altodern Medlin! nets
Li nice has overcome ali-
ments formerly thought
linnosolhle. Plea were considered one
of them. That'll nonsense today, The
now L'yl(on° treattnmtt hue prevail it-
solf In thong/lade of the most stab.
barn Oates. It Sell restate Walled
It .goo, direct to the Internal Wusc,
Your Ark bottle fa liquid talon bt'
month) sumo you 111e diferenea, or
that pelta refpnded et once, Alt
modern Drugghtts,
into an uusphtly 3unkhouse,
Small Cash Outlay Needed
Many farmers might think that
the changes necessary to improve the
look of their farms and homes in-
volve extensive outlays of cash. But
this is
:not necessarily so. A great
deal of the success of such pro-
grammes comes from using ordinary
common sense and in laying out a
phut beforehand. This way, lanes,
fences and flower borders can be ar-
ranged for the greatest convenience.
Young trees can be used for back-
grounds against tine farmhouse, and
can serve the purpose of concealing
the foundations, if this is desired.
Shrubs can help here too, because not
only do they improve the appearance
of pathways, but they can also bide
the necessary eyesores.
A whole section of the film is de-
voted to the decorative value of such
flower bed favourites as lilacs, holly --
hocks, daisies and iris. Sample lay-
outs of flower beds are clearly
shotrn,as well as overall plans show-
ing the relations between such flower
beds and the farmhouse and its trees
and shrubs.
To the farmers who might already
have seen the film on the rural filet
circuits in Ontario this fall and
winter, "Farm homes 'Beautiful" has
provided the germ of an idea on fare..:
beautification — and some practical
suggestions as well,
The Whites Lead
Popular belief that the yellow
races comprise the bulk of the
earth's population has been debunk-
ed. The "white" Caucasaid races
h ve a larger membership than have
the Mongoloid and Negroid races
together. The present day world's
population of 2,500 million is about
52 per cent Caucasoid, 40 per cent
Mongoloid and but eight per cent
Negroid.
Furtherunor', the "white" races
rt.pidly are widening the gap. Au-
thropologists estimate that' during
the last 300 years, the Negroids
have increased 100 per cent, while
the Mongoloids hale increased 200
per cent. But the extremely pro-
lific "white" races have multiplied
themselves 700 times!
HAUCK FLAME HUN
2,000. Deg,
eolt'olttyl
heat
anleldy
nod
e aatly
Kills
Weeds
Destroys bruah, iron
fi t 11 m 1' a. ann•nnted
erose, splits rocks,
disinfects, chart wood.
heal, iron, melte lend
and tar and has hun-
dreds of other uses
for all acaeous.
✓ arious
models
m'nunbla
"rein
Winnipeg
titin
Terotnn
DEPT, FYI., POST OFFICE BOX NO. 747.
Winnipeg Manitoba Canada
Your Handwriting
and You By
Alex S. Arnott
Writing Habits
Miatf writers subconsciously write
their every day habits into their
writing. The writer with a quick
temper has the habit of staking the
letter "1" crosses with the finish of
the stroke like the point of a weapon,
as a dagger or spear. There are
three excellent exatnples of this type;
of "t" shown in the illustration for
you In Stildy and recognize in your
correspondence.
When yon go fishing you take
along the type of hoot: you will need
to catch the fish of the sine and
kind you arc after. Likewise, the
writer whose habits are to acquire
things, to reach out and grasp, to
hang on to idents and principals, will
make hooks in the writing as shown
in the second illtstrati,rn. Notice
that there are three sizes of hooks—
small, Inediunt and large, indicating
the extent to which the writer will
exercise will power to obtain and
acquire. The larger the !took, the
more and the bigger are the things
the writer desires to acquire.
Domineering persons have a way
of indicating that they wish to have
their own way by making strokes
heavier at the last than at the begin-
ning. These strokes, when examined
closely, take the shape and form of
a club, something to use in getting
others to bend to the writer's will.
The reader should keep in mind,
however, that a very small portion
of writing with one example of the
above signs does not necessarily re-
veal these characteristics. Several or
tnany of the signs should be observed
before a' decision is made. When you
see a number of these signs in one
writing, you lcnoty the writer has
formed the habit, but an occasional
hook, pointed or club like "t" bar
may not be taken as a permanent
feature of the writer's charcter.
Anyone 7efshblp a more complete
analysis please send self-addressed
stamped envelope to Ba.r 11, room
421, 73 Adelaide St. !fest, Toronto
There is no charge for this service.
Double Insult
The dentist, after long and futile
efforts to collect a bill for the false
teeth he bad made for a patient,
finally took the matter to court.
Facing the judge as one winos+
exasperation has reached its height,
he said: "Not only did he refuse
to pay mc, your honor, but he had
the effrontery to gnash at the re
peatedly with my teeth!"
ISSUE 2-1948
Classified Advertising
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Fol: 0.51.t: --.Tractor Turn. mode of rubber.
e+ctul•lo for bolting en steed wheels 415.00
end,. rent tebeetu: $7 50 Poch, fr,n,, wheels.
When nrderit+g State dtot, O,•t and width of
wt:e"le N'ntoutd Rubber l'u Ltd , 6 Wilts
nn:rn pre, Torunto,Ont.
um '1 11N81 If i'POft'rt'4r TIES
AN OPFI-nl to every Ineentor—Lim of levels
Uaae and full mtormtuon rent tree rbc
Runway co„ Registered Patent Attorneys 478
I':a•n Hrreet, Ottawa.
I1ADI' t'IIJCJtt,
Year in and Year out, there's be,,, money in
h" ul,ty and 1048 will be no exception, .Now
s 1b,• time h, order T'tvnldta ' 81,1,0 1'a' Me-
to,r prions ht 3040, ,tat order itnsc. Lar lhq
deliver}' dttr yon wish, Misfires $'60 ak'ainat
duln3's In nelit'ery and rick u! n'lrr Ise. If
1* 1, 's 4,',M,, you get fort sdntmta:e. And yen
get only top quality. llvts healthy rhielts from
'rweddte ('l,i•:lt IJatellerlee. Ana' Popular
tn•.•ed, nixed or non'oeued, all front (lnvern-
10,15 Pat lrruut tested breed,i.s, We pre.
seb•rr ,tied cI11! all weaktiugs before delivery
. g,uu;Wtee 100% live delivery, Twiddle
+Mirka are tam grmving, highly profitable
Plat, au early start with an early
,`dor. Gro t•utlitnene and 11145 prieellst.
T'r. »delle ('furls Jlatel,erlea Limited, Fergus,
1101.• ('Ott, Barred Rorke, mixed and
Ifybrid Barred Reeks—tied' 3lampaWres,
Mixed $1.",.Ii0 net• 100 — ale" 5 otter breeds.
4roidarrl chick Hatcheries, nrltunhiu
STelgia. fun
PIG Reek Farm Chides are atilt the beat
tot on the farm because they lay plenty
of big eggs and make a good profit. They
are strong liveable child. sired by high egg
record males. Discount or, early order..
Write friday for frets calendar and price list,
Big Rocks Farm, Mille Roches, Ont,
Tho wry to better profit In the ehirken bust'
Ilene 1s to order Top Notch rhicka now for
1248. Au order now enures you of the breed
You went on the date 701 want them, and
presets you against possible mire rise. If
Prices .drop before delivey, you will get full
benefit, Top Notch chick. aro healthy, bumty
birds from Government Approved Puilorum
tested stork of good production and livability.
Start right for a profitable 1043 with an
early shipment of Top Notch rhtdts, bred.
eeleeted and ,hipped by Um most up-to-date
mathnds, Life delivery guaranteed. Free
ontalogue and 1545 pricetlet. Top Notch
Chick Sales, Gn0Wh. Ontario.
BUY WAY'S CHICKS
Lucky number with every order before
.Tannery 1511,. Folder, prices on request,
Way's Hatchery & Farms. Stratford. Om.
afonkten Poultry Chicks — Yon buy baby
elicits for one reason. To receive divi-
dends on your Investment, you must be cer-
tain where your money Is inv. „ted. We offer
101 Jolty chiei;s from a Pooh ,;v Farm with
every 1,rel•d0,' pultorum tested ant government
harden. Tape advantage of our early die
count, write for our 1940 catalogue and
rrir- tint. Aimtltton Poultry F,n•ms, Atonkten,
Ontario.
Poulwkoopera—,t looks as lurk:, markets 1
are atilt good for all that ton be prodneed,
don't wai: to order your cbiolr>.. We've Bonne i
itay.ada nod mulcted. prompt shipment. Bray The French are believed to have'
Han,dn•,•y-, tan John E., Hamilton, out. been the first to use the balloon in
warfare.
MEDICAL
Aeolis ltenu'dy—Fur ele,rllln nod Itheumntla
1',' ,, Thousands oallatied. Munre's
1+1 in; Storm 21;5 J514ln, utunra. Melnald
51.0,.
Piet rip. Tau' (1,C &B. Tonle Tablets for IOW
vtldty, norrnus turd 110neial debility. 00c
00,1 Men at druggists, fir C.C.SB., a Duff
0',., IIantitmn, Ont.
MISCELLANEOUS
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Writer's Digest desires le publish a
list of places where free -lanae
writers may "hole In" to finish a
book or play. Do you have room
and board to offer for $3 a day?
If to tail us about It. If we like your
letter we will publish the fads In
our monthly magazine, Writer's
Digest, whore They will be rood by
freelance writers. We have nothing
to soil to your no charge to maker
no fee or 6111 to sand you. Wo are
performing a service for aur sub.
scribers who ore free-lance writers.
Thanks to you If you core to help.
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Mg? Write In us for information We are
Riad In antler roue questions. Department
H. Partner's Dye Werke Limited :51 Triage
Street, Toronto. Ontario
Port SALE
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MOTORCYCLES
Parte and Service Bert E Kennedy & Son.
410 College St. Toronto.
BATTERY operated Radio Set Inc °ale. Om
Purest Crooslry Corona model, 3 tubes•
rpaeiaile 0:050,8 with Romeo Eliminator
for ore with either etoroge Sundry or dry
cells. New coat over 1300. Make offer, A
fine and anti, Christmas elft Bos 180 73
Adelaide lw., Toronto.
JOHNSON Iron Horse engines, 'a 01.P $51 45
134 i1. P 070,00 Immediate delivery. Cur.
rev Bulmer. Egilmmm & Bathurst, 'Toronto
AIRSEAL WALLBOARD
Ideal for partitions, linieg attire, chicken
houses, burn0, 01e. Nemo out drafts and
Media tee. Das many 0805 on the farm,
'townie .05110d on request. Present atm.); 4'
s 8' 0 45" Melt, only 72e each. Minimum
shipment 10 sheets, we nay- freight to yonnr
station.., For 000 over joint:, Gummed Tune,
380 foot rolls 2" wide 20c inch.
ROBERT JONES
LUMBER COMPANY
HAMILTON, ONT.
Turkeys — Brood-Rrensted Inronse Emits.
Booking orders for Spring delivery. Also
a fear mice bort-nnproted and blood -tested
tome. 'aimed In to delivery. 518.1.0. 5. A.
w'IllItte, Bnllinofed P,O.. Ont.
Registered Gorman Shepherd Pups, tenuity
and beautiful, the price is reduced. The
father s champion. Apply B. Mosley, Sndth-
vIlic, Ont
New rota Trnrlor with lights, plow and
molt' plow cultivator, 8 -foot rrmnhlne and
saw ma.ehh,e, $2300.00. Harvey Robins,
Clifford, Out,
AMBER HONEY
Very rhwieo. Light amber hot,oy, good keep-
ing 5unlity, 70 lb. can, $13,50 1'.0.15,
lreritus. Ont. Prod W. ICrouee, Fergon, Ont,
DORSET horn rues, lambs, yenrimgs, 2 yrs.
Canada's beet breeding. .T, Leigh, 0
H+::11, Sl. w'., 'Toronto, Ont.
"VIKING" CREAM SL"P.5tt.1TOJtS
Whether 800 nerd atntre parte, a power drive,
or a new er0,un Betafatilr, they nre avail-
able at your bout w1NING dealer. fwd tunpty
a friction clutch pulley with all our electric
dynes and it low stand with 011r eleetrir
mnehines. See your wilting denier or write
to us.
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720-722 Notre -Dame \Yat,
MONTREAL, Q1111,
NNW' Beige. & Stratton Air-Cnolod gasoline
°lathe.. Assorted sine,, Write for Poo
Motile Folders and prices. Scope Sales Co.,
320 Queen St., Oltave Ont.
—1!A1t10885Bi22(�
LEARN Itnitvlreseing the Robertson method.
Information nn request regarding rlaeses,
Robertson.° Hairdressing Acedenir. 137 Ave•
nue Pond, Toronto.
MEDICAL
Need 11118•--Mvery Parente of itheumnue
Pains or Neuritis alnould try Dilon's
Renedy. Munro's. Drug Store, 338 Elgin,
Otblwa, I'oatyald 80.00,
2iTESTI14.IL COMFORT, rend now, Ona
Dollar trial padlrnge. Box 2g, Toronto 1.
QUICKLY BREAKS
COUGHING SPELL
Fast Action of Lymoids
• Leaves Man Grateful!
"Ibavoused LYMOIDS for cough relief for
many Scam;'writes a Brantford resident, "and
their quirk action almost atwaya relieves (rd.
lotion." Carry LYMOIDS
olways with you. With ire
concentrated medicinal
oils, LYbIOIDS usually
briaginutont relief in
threattilkto, toughing and
honrsenms, Most stores
sell LYMOIDS, but if
unobtainable, send 101 in
stemma or eels, t0
L7,toIDs, 115renast.,Tlraato.
t.e.t
TRY
.r..
FOR -1NST4N'`I' THROAT RELIEF
CANADA'S FINEST
CIGARETTE
JITTER
ypu'REA curs LITTLE BUR,,,
,,. GEE, WE'VE WASTED LOT
OPTIME..T141Nk 0' THE PUN WE
MISSED BY NOT MEETING IN
KINDERGARTEN!
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