HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1947-9-10, Page 6Shaggy
Dog
By
HANK MCCAlhle
}lerttan's career as a thcatti-
t:al agent flashed just long enough
to bur i all his money., IIe was
flat b -oke. Not only was his
wallet folding air, hut hitt spirit
slept it the gutter. He had to get
an act, a good act, or fotsake his
woadetdnl free life for a job.
He lit a cigarette and wandered
Ilrrought the dusk. His aimless
course led him into an alley livid-
ing a row of run-down apart-
ments.
.S'iedde.ify fie heard a panne pluy-
ntp, distw1t and faint, but soy dis-
tinct. 'The notes had a fleeting
quality that bewitched him.
Even in Carnegie hall, no cad-
enzas flourished like these cad-
enzas, They were great! They
were beautiful! Never had he
listened to playing like this play-
ing.
Herman found the window,
peered in, saw the back of a young
man stooped over a piano. The
agent waited until he finished the
more before rapping.
The artist came over calmly
sod asked, "Yes?"
"Look, Mister, I'm a music
lover. That last number was
treat! Flow about letting nue in?"
"Sure, What would you like
nett?"
"Anything Just play."
'The pianist sat belrind kis in-
tteunnent and tip -toed into Rach-
maninoff's Second Concerto. Hee-
nan was amazed. Truly, the man
was a genius. fo one in the world
.calf,! nt:. nifh such feeling,
The music reasttl with the first
movement. Herman bounded to
the piano.
"Look, I'm a theatrical agent. I
know what I'm talking about.
You're a find. 1'11 give you one
hundred dollars a week. if you will
aign my contract,"
"No, I couldn't (lo that. This is
just my hobby. Besides, I like
what I'm lining now."
"Look. I'll give you one hun-
dred and fifty dollars a week to
start. Yot'Il be famous( Think
of it. 1Vealth, fame. glamour!
Eversthing you wantl„
"No, I can't do it. I'rn not in
imitated, How ninny times mn,t
1 tell you?"
"Well, I just thought I could
change your mind."
"You can't. Besides I've got
something better than my piano
playing, Right here in this apart•
lent, too."
"Yeah? What t"
".4 dog mot ria play the piano
better than 1 and a parrot that run
,rind beltcr l/aa the greatest contralto
in the Metropolitan Opera."
"Let's see '010."
'Eke young man disappeared in-
to another roost and after a few
minutes, returned. He. had ma-
caw in a rage and an airedale on
a leash, The hied was ornery and
the clog hostile.
"What do you want to hear??"
The dog keyed the ominntis
chords of Wagner's Lohengrin;
then quickly prepared for the par-
rot's solo. Isis piano became alive,
frenzied. No iiIAn c011111 hope to
equal his technique!
The bird came in on lite Hero-
ine's cue. She was beauti id.
Never had a Inman voice carried
such tone, sock depth. Her con-
trol was uncanny, Herman sat
in a drugged stupor until the last
note.
"What did I say? It was mar-
Woos,. utirarulousl Where did
you ever find them?"
"Oh, that's another hobby. I
gust trained them."
"Look, friend, don't turn me
down now. This is the greatest
act on this green earth. I'll give
you one thousand dollars a week."
"No, 1 can't do it, I tell you,
My life would be ruined. Besides
it's all a fraud." '
"Fraud? Flow can it be a fraud?' 1
sate if with -sty own eye.!."
"Well, I'm sorry, we can'tsign.
TVs all one big fake."
"Look, friend, tell mc. How is
it faker"
The young man shrugged. "The
dog's a ventriloquist,"
Getting Ahtad in the Crow 'World—Blackie h. 1 e, ❑ lcndi,, it life td ease ever sine( be be-
cattte a favorite household pet three months ago. The other peas in the home—taco data and
three eats --got the "bird" and resent taking a back seat to the crow in their mistress' affections.
No open conflict is in sight, however, as ecidenc ed here by Mackie sharing a snack with Tootsie.
Cif O ;,ICES OF GI
GER FAM
By iwendoline P. Clarke
It is Monday and Niece Joy
has just left to catch the early
morning bus on the first lap of
her journey to New Brunswick
where she will presently be work-
ing with the V.O.N. And almost
everyone says to her "Why in
the name of wonder are you go-
ing to New Brunswick?" Sounds
like the end of the world: doesn't
ft? •
It is two weeks now since our
niece arrived and in all that time
—and for a week before—we have
not had so much as one cool day.
But es en at that we have been
fortunate as the severe storms
that hate struck other districts
have not hit us at all. Tree, 0110
storm last week was a little noisy,
but I haven't heard that it did
any tlanmage. No, the worst we
have had to contend with has
been heat and humidity — and
that's plenty! In this welter of
' heat there was one night however
when we were really cool and
comfortable. That was the night
we went to Niagara. Daughter and
her two cousins were staying_
there for a couple of days and for
the sake of the drive Partner.
Bob and I went down to bring
two of them home. Of course we
stayed to see the illuminations
which none of us had seen be-
fore—and which, incidentally, I
don't mind if I never Inc again.
When several lights in di[fcrent
colours were played on the Falls
at the same time it was so arti-
ficial all it did was remind me of
velvet draped over stands on a
dry goods counter. But I did
think it was lovely when ordinary
beams of white lights were
thrown over the entire Falls, it
showed them up to perfection, not
unnatural at all but more as if
the falling water was caught in
silver moonbeams.
Well, it looks as if it is Exhi-
bition time again- and from the
crowds that are attending it one
would think that half the people
in the province were waiting at
the gates to get in. Bob and niece
Joy were there on the opening
day and John was there Saturday
night but Partner and 1 have not
yet made up our minds whether
we want to go or not. Certainly
the weather will have to change
before we can make the grade—
anyway I guess the "Ex" will
carry on all right without us.
That being so there is no need
to make hard work out of pleas-
ure. Moreover from what Bolt
tells us a day at the " Ex" is a
pretty expensive outing this year.
Other years, when tired of wan-
dering, it was always a joy and
a relief to sit down quietly and
listen to the band, Now the chairs
are roped off and one most pay
a quarter for the privilege of sit-
ting, In fact any added attrac-
tion, other than advertising, most
be paid for, and it costs two dol-
lars to delve in with your car.
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But then these extra charges arc
not surprising if one stops to
think of all the construction work
and remodelling that has been go-
ing en since the war. Remember
what it costs at hone to even
build a new chicken -coop, their
look at all the lumber that has
been used for seating accommoda-
tion along the water front, to say
nothing of what will be needed
for the grandstand, and we can
understand pretty well why the
prices have jumped. Somebody
has to pay and since it is the pub-
lic who wants the exhibition it is
naturally the public that foots the
bill—but to what extent depends
on the individual.
Glory be --the weather -man has
just predicted cooler weather for
tomorrow! I feel better already,
Missusl Missust
The pfd farmer was malaria /ds
will: "I leave 01/ my brass, house and
storks to my wife," be said.
"Four wife's emote?" queried the
lawyer.
The farmer thought lard, but had
to admit he couldn't remember.
"Well; shout upstairs as if your
were railing her," suggested the
lawyer.
The farmer hobbled to the door,
opened ii, and roared; Nlissutsl
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That Little Beetle,
Can Haul Big Load
A French scientist who once set
out to measure the strength of in-
sects determined that a beetle can
draw 40 times its own weight. That
means, according to Coronet, that
if a beetle were the size of a cart
horse and its strength proportion-
ately as great, it could haul some-
thing like 100,000 pounds.
The pyramids are only about 450
feet high, and the highest building
in the world is 1,250, a little more
than 200 times the height of a six-
foot man, but—the termite nests of
Africa arc a thousand times the
height of the little insects that build
them. The maggot of a little black
fly has been seen to jump out of a
box four inches deep, If a man
could jump like that, he would be
able to leap to the roof of an eight -
storey building -without a running
start, The flea does better. It can
jump 200 times its own length, which
for a man would be more than a
thousand feet.
Surest Method
"Did you order your silverware by
mai1Y" asked the first recent bride.
"bl'ell," replied the other, "1 sent
out sixty-five tcedding invitations to
out -of -toren relative's, if treat's treat
you Meal)."
Some Good Drivers
Don't Observe Roles
Of Safe Driving
Who causes the majority of ac-
cidents — wild, reckless, drunken
drivers? Not according to Arthur
Itowart, in charge of the accident
recording division of the Ontario
Department of highways, who
explained that "motorists who
consider themselves good drivers
because they have never had an
accident and assume they, never
will have one, contribute greatly
to the volume of highway traffic
accidents,"
Referring to interviews he had
had with hundreds of motorists
involved in accidents, Mr. Rowan
said that practically all consider-
ed themselves good drivers. They
told him their accidents happened
when they were driving in the
same manner as they had time
and time alio without mishap.
But investigation proved they
were not observing the roles of
safe driving,
Rather than "carelessness"
Which he . said was a catch-all
term, Mr. Rowan attributed the
basic Cause of most car accidents
to inattention, poor judgment,
and Jack of understanding of the,
requirements of safe driving and
safe walking, '
He thought that one of the
most important rules for sale
driving was to anticipate danger
in time to be prepared for it. Por
instance, it was a safe practise, he
explaine 1. to slow down before
reaching an intersection, by tap-
ing the foot off the gas and plac-
ing it in position on the brake
pedal. This reduced the "re -action
time" in event of an emergency.
He also advised adopting the
habit of slowing down when
passing parked cars, as many ac-
cidents were caused by pedes-
trians stepping without warning
into the path of a moving vehicle.
Finally, all - drivers should know
thoroughly and should observe at
all times the traffic rules and
regulations.
Record) "Fail„
The Central Air Club of Soviet
Russia announced that a new So-
viet parachute jump record of
11,200 meters (about 36,960 feet)
was estabishcd by Lieut. Col. V.
G. Romanyuk,
The announcement said that
Colonel Romanyuk, tvho has made
1,576 jumps, was in the air 18
minutes and 40 seconds during
the drop.
There's Something in the Air!
Ablaze with colour, clothed in the glory of
their Autumn verdure, the age-old Laurentian
bid you welcome. "
Arid in this wondrous setting, nestles one of
Canada's ;most distinguished year -'round resort
hotels, the Chantecler, situated on its private 400
acre estate. Luxurious accommodation—accepted
leadership in service and cuisine.] `"
Sea your tocol travel agent or
voile ler booklet, and
lull Information.
kit,tingr
floating
Arctaa,y
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fm Dancing
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR CARI
Only 45 miles north of Montreal
y'3wrk'n ItBt„ i it?::•y o,i,'11"?':li
Year -"round
Retort Hotel,
ST0.ADELE1 Bpi NAlir,
5.0.. CANADA
by car, rail or bus
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LIFE'S LIKE THAT
By Fred Netter
'Iter father's a contractor and we're offering sealed bids for
her hand."
es t Tragedy Averted As
d Duly ilescies Friend
GERARD ROGUE
OF STE. AME DU LAC, QUE.,
saves older boy from
drowning
Ste. Anne- do Lac, a summer
resort about 250 miles from
Montreal, was the scene of a
near -tragedy one day a few
weeks ago. Several youngsters
were enjoying a swim in Ste.
Anne Lake when suddenly sotne-
one on the nearby pier shouted,
pointing to one of the swimmers
who was thrashing about in the
water —obviously in trouble.
SWIMMER SUFFERS CRAMPS
Floundering helplessly was 16 -
year -old Jean -Marc Daoust, en-
able to swim because of severe
cramps. Then, as spectators
gasped, he disappeared under
the surface, with one arm only
staying above the water.
Young Gerard Hogue, another
swimmer, sped to the drowning
youth's assistance with strong,
fast strokes. The victim, how-
ever, was panie.stricken ... and
it wasn't until Hogue had spent
nearlyall his own strength that
he was able to subdue the older
boy and bring him safely to
shore. After 15 • minutes of
artificial respiration; Daoust re-
gained consciousness.'
HEROISM RECOGNIZED
The gallantry and presence of
'mind displayed by 9 -'ear -old
Gerard Hogue of Ste. Anne du
Lac? Quebec, are worthy of great
praise. We are proud to honour
this young hero through the
presentation of The Dow Award.
TnE DOW AWARD is a
citation for outstanding luta
inn and includes, as a tangible
expression of appreciation, a
5roo Canada Savings Bond.
Winners see selected by the
Dow Award Committee, a
group of editors of lending
Oanadem daily newspapers.
The gallant young rescuer sped
through the water as lie saw the
drowning boy disappearing beneath
the surface.
Almost exhausted, Bogue brought
the limp form of his friend to the
edge of the pier. Both were helped by
a spectator.
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POP— True Rendition
By J. MILLAR WATT
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