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The Brussels Post, 1916-12-21, Page 3The Christmas Card That Travelled Half the boys of Miss Hathaway's anybody poorer than I ami" he woulc mutter to himself sometimes; and then almost always he would remem ber Mrs, Murphy,the little old woman on the floor below who took in wash- ing. For some time after the Christmas card came Jack sat looking at it, Ile picked it up and tilted it from side to side that he might catch the glint of the diamond dust. "'Tis kind of pretty," he said aloud, almost grudgingly. "Humph! I won- der what Mrs. Murphy would say to this? Guess she'd think 'twas a little bit ahead of that old postal card picture she came toting home last week; and she thought that was fine even if it was all torn!" After a time he arose and limped stealthily down stairs. He paused at Mrs. Murphy's door and was just tak- ing something from under his coat when the door opened and Mrs. It was the beginning of a general Murphy herself appeared. breaking -up; and by twos and threes "Bless you, boy, how 'you startled the rest went their various ways, me!" cried the little old woman. laughing, and calling merrily back to their edlnrades. There was one, how- ever, that did not laugh, chatter or call back. It wps Carrie Ausbin, walking all alone down a side street. Carrie was puzzled, and not quite happy. What was there, indeed, that she could 'give? Anything new was out of the question—she had no money ing for you," called a boy's voice; and to pay for it; and as for old things— again Jack thrust something hastily one headless doll, a few torn books, a out of sight. brooken hoop; surely noneeeI these "W -were you?" he stammered. could she give for a present. Yet ib Jack seemed to be doing a good deal had' seemed ,so easy that afternoon of stammering that afternoon. while the teacher was talking—so "Well, here I am." And he limped easy to make some one happy that was boldly along without so much as..,.a poorer than she. All through the week before Christ- mas, Carrie puzzled over the question; school were gathered in an eager group at the foot of the steps; Miss Hathaway had been giving them a lit- tle talk on Christmas presents that af- ternoon. "I've got fifty cents, and I'm going to spend it all," announced one. "I've got a bank, and I shall take all there is in it," cried another. "I shall give my dolls and half my bean-bags; I'm tired of dolls anyhow, chimed the third. i shall give something I'm fond of:," said a black-eyed girl, With a toes of her head."` "I sha'nt give any old cast-off things!" "Well, I shall," retorbed a boy on the edge of the group. "It'e all I've got to give someone that didn't have so much as wee did; and I'm sure folks like that won't mind it if things aren't brand new!" And he turned and went whistling down the street, "D -did I?" stammered Jack, hasti- ly thrusting something under his coat 3 and stumbling on down the stairs. Ten minutes later, after walking once around the square, Jack slowly climbed the stairsand a d stopped once ! more at the washerwoman's door, "Hi there, Jack! I was jusb loo glance toward the washerwoman door. Long after dark that night, how- but not even so much as a bib of rib- ever, when the house was quiet, Jack bon could she find that was fresh crept downstairs and tied something enough to give away. to Mrs. Murphy's door -knob. On the twenty-third of December It was on Christmas day that Carrie the postman brought her a letter, and Austin's mother answered a timid in the letter was a bright new Christ- mas card with a sparkling, snow-cov- ered house in the corner. "0i" cried Carrie. "Isn't that love- ly!" Then she propped the card up on the -mantelpiece and stood off to ad- mire it. :'Mother, just see how it ,shines!" she exclaimed exultingly, as a stray things for ire—potatoes and tea, and sun -beam came through the window a bit of warm flannel—and never a and lighted up the diamond -dust on thing could,I do for you. But now, the card. ma'am, I've got something you'd like "But your letter, dear—you hav'nt —something I'm sure you'd like. I read your letter," reminded Mrs. Aug. found it hanging on my door -knob this tin with a smile. "Sure enough!" laughed Carrie, picking up the letter which bore the postmark of a neighboring town; and this is what she read: Dear Pussykins: I saw this card in a window to -day and thought of you —you do so love things that sparkle. Keep it or give, ib away—just which you like. t Love and merry Christmas from Brother Will. Carrie laughed gleefully. "That's just like Will," she cried "The minute he's got a spare cent in his pocket off it goes for something for us! 'Give it away,' indeed!" she knock at her side door. "Why, good morning, Mrs. Mur- phy," she said pleasantly to the bent old woman on the doorstep. "A merry Christmas to you!" "And it's just that, ma'am, that I've come to say to you," returned Mrs. Murphy, in an eager, quavering voice. "It's always ,you who have beeflydoing morning, and I hadn't more than set my two eyes on it before I said, 'Sally Ann Murphy, you've got it now; that's just the thing to give good, kind Mrs. Austin and Miss Carrie.' And here 'tis, ma'am, and a merry Christ- mas bo you!" she finished, handing out a flat, brown paper parcel. "Thank you, thank you," called Mrs. Austin, as the little old woman hob- bled joyfully down the walk. "Why Mother!" cried Carrie in amazement a little later, as the wrap- pings fell away from Mrs. Murphy's gift and disclosed a bright new Christ- mas card with a sparkling snow cov- ered house in the corner. "Why added scornfully- •then stopped short. Mother that's my very own card that She suddenlly remembered that for a I sent to Nellie. I remember that lit - whole week she had longed for some- tle black mark on the back." thing to give away. It was some days before Carrie un - Carrie did nob speak again for some derstood the mystery; then she over - tithe. She wandered restlessly from heard Nellie Randall say: room to room only to active back every "0, yes, I sent something. It was a few minutes and look at the Christmas Christmas card that some one sent to card on the mantelpiece. "It 'isn't enough to give away., any- hotv," she told herself; then - some- thing seemed to answer: You know better, Carrie Austin It is big enough foe you to like, and if you like it some one else would!" At night she put the Christmas card int .an envelope and sent it to Nellie to Nellie Randall and she sent it to Randall, the girl who sat two seats in Jack Talbot. And what did Jack do front of her in school, and who never but take it down to old Mrs. Murphy's brought touch for luncheon except dry and tie ib on ber door -knob, and then crackers and bread without butter. Mrs. Murphy brought it to us, My! how that Christmas card has travel- ed!" she finished, as she hurried over to the mantelpiece to examine with new interesb the wonderful card with its sparkling, snow-covered house in the corner.. me—such a pretty card, .all snow and sparkles! I sent it to Jack Talbot." "And Jack Talbot lives just over Mrs. Murphy!" cried Carrie under her breath, as she hurried home. "Moth- er!" sheecried', bursting into the house, "only think! First Will sent that Christmas card to me, then I sent it It was the next morning that Nellie Randall rushed hreathless into her mother's rooms "Mother, mother, see!" she panted. "Some one has sent me the loveliest Christmas card! Now I can do what the teacher said; now I can send something to ome one poorers than I. am! But who shall have it, Mother? Mary, Tom, Henry or Jack?" It was a weighby question. Nellie and her mother could not decide it at once, Mary was poor, certainly, but Tont Henry had a sick mother and no father; while Jack—poor Jack—was crippled himself and could not run and play like the other lads. At last it Was decided; and, with shining eyes Nellie hurried away for an envelope and a stamp. That afternoon on the firab mail, Jack Talbot received a bright new Christmas card with a sparkling, snow covered house in the corner. "Bumph " grunted,Jack. 'Then he scowled and tried to look as if lie were not please . Jask was not it favorite at school. At first the scholars had tried to show Where the Card Came From. -.. The stingy young man approached the flame of his passion. "Did you receive many Christmas- cards, Miss Buzzer?" he, asked, by way of a beginning. "Oh, yes! And there was one—tie- signed—that S thought particularly dainty and artistic. I'm sure it came from you!" "Indeed!" exclaimed the delighted' gentleman', "And *hat makes you imagine so?" "Why," replied the maiden sweetly, "because I sent it to you lest Christ- mas!" At An Armory. The head of a great gun and arm- orsmakihg establishment said to the how sorry they were_that he could not agent of a foreign Government: join hi their games; but he had met "Then, sir, I am to understand that their, advances with milieu looks and you want us to make you an armor abort words, so that gradually bit plate that no projectile can pierce? We are producing arino• plate like that daily," "No," replied the military agent, "you Mistake Inc. I want to know schoolmates had come to leave him pretty hutch to himself. Jecjc Was not able to be at school every day, butt he hacl been there on the afternoon that Miss Hathaway you cart make 0 gun that will pierce had givefl het little' talk an Christmas any armer plate manefactured 1' presents and many times since then "Certainly, sir, certainly," was the he had thetight of it. prompt nnsWer; "we do that sort of ' "HOMO! :MIS as if therm. could be thing every day," a • ekst • L.r• • When Christmas time comes round Il aeema As though the long, long years Roll bank and take away our cares And dry up all our tears: 1 don't know why it is, but when The great day comes along 1 gal to feaiin' young again, And kind of turn to song, And whistle and go on just like A boy would. 1'11 be bound, The old world seems to brighten up • When Christmas time comes round. I'm tinkled at the Jumpin' Jack And all them hind of things; I like to watch the toys that play • By windin' up the springs, And somehow—don't know why it 11.0 Love seems to fill the air, And 1 forget I've enemies • Or troubles anywhere; And every little while I sort Of listen for the sound Of voloes that have long been still, When Christmas time comes round. l wish that l was Santa Claus And hada maglo sleigh, To visit all the children who Look forward to the day— The orphans and the cripples and The poor folks everywheres— All children that are good and kind And don't forget their prayers; 1'11 bet you that they'd all be glad When they got up and found Their stockin'e fairly bustin' out, When Christmas time come round. Oh, happy time of jtnglin'bells And hills all white with snow; Oh, joyful day that takes us back To care -free long ago' 1 wonder if up there above Where happy angels roam They do pot get to thlnkin' of The happy times at home, And turn, in fanny, bank once mourn To listen to the sound Of voices that have long been still, When Christmas time comes rounds MAKING CHRISTMAS A BURDEN. A Worried Mother Writes the Follow- ing Protest. "With the approaching Christmas season cannot a word of protest be uttered against the custom of ex- changing gifts, between pupils and teachers? The writer was present at the closing of a school term last year, and saw a teacher 'open gift after gift piled up on ter desk. It was easy to single out those who had not brought presents by their distressed and unhappy faces, their sensitive lit- tle hearts feeling as if they were un- der a ban for not being able to do so as the others. A sorry beginning for so joyous a season, Even if the gifbs are not brought to the school, but sent direct to the teachers' or schol- ars' homes, would it not he better simply to have the good wishes of the season exchanged, without the ex- pense and formality of a present? "I know of one family where the three children expcet to take a gift to each of their different teachers. They are asked allso each year to bring something for a donation from the class as a whole. The same thing is repeated in the Sunday school, each child giving to each teacher, and each one also expected in addition to con- tribute to some special charitable ob- . ChristmasGiving and Christmas Living It was Annis Crosby, in het' paths -i three of us clubbed together and tic black dress, advertising the recent bought her a hemp—and Mother rare - loss of her mother, who startled them l ly had a chance to use it at all be- all- by coining to the first meeting of cause we usually monopolized its the Christmas sewing -club with a light, The traveling -bag Don gave large darning -bag,, We had ,hardly her he used himself, and we all walk - expected her to have the courage even ed over the new rug—Mother simply to think of Christmas this year. ! kept it clean, This year we're going "It isn't only that we don't feel very to put our savings into a few sub- Christmassy at our house this year," stantial things the house needs. It's she said, drawing a boy's thiels, ugly our home now, and even when she was ribbed st,;ocking over the darning -egg, here, it wasn't just Mother's exclusive - "but I've been doing a lot of thinking ly. We'll have councils over the p.tr- � Home.11iade ChristmasGifts i A "traveler's friend" is a pin case that can be tucked inn corner of the suit ease or traveling bag, and that carries all sizes and colors of pins. A strip of cretonne twevle incites long and eight wide, has .one end rounded like the lap of a pocketbook. The strip is then bound with narrow rib- bon or silk tape. Eight leaves of white flannel three inches and, a half wide and not quite two inches wide are lately, especially about Christmas. For chases, and committees, and the kind pinked on one side and the two ends, one thing I've come to the realization of celebration Mother would have liked Two are bound together with the tape that we-ve all grown fanatical over over the installation. Any Otle who or ribbon, and the four groups Stitched giving instead of living—and maybe still. wants to cultivate the individual he center of the cretonne strip, over getting, too—but with most of feeling can do so in a separate small one above the other, with equal in - as here, present -making bas become gift to the house—an egg -beater ora tervals between; the sides of the strip a regular vice." new book or a sofa pillow or anything are then folded over the ]eaves, quid "Why, Annis," expostulated Marion, else we can all get some satisfaction the fold stitched to hold it flat. After the most ardent and elaborate giver out of. the leaves are stocked with pins the of all "giving things is the very es -1 "Then for our friends, letters and case is folded up like a pocketbook, some and spirit of Christmas!" 'greeting -cards and 'service -promises' and a cretonne covered button and "Giving, yes --but not altogether 1 will be all. We don't—" loop of the tape added for fastening. giving things, Marion," replied Annis,! "Please, Annis," interrupted Marion,For this use a pretty striped ere - quietly. "I don't know quite how to "what do you moan by `service -pro- t tonne is bast. express what I mean 'without seeming mises?' " Pretty curtains for a boy's room can to lecbure—but don't you think there "Why," smiled Annis, "if Dorothy be made of a very light weight un- are gifts more important than the ma- should hand her another a note saying bleached domestic cotton, 'finishing tenial ones, and, too, better selections that her Christmas present was a them about a foot from the top with to be made when it comes to the ac- contract to darn stockings or do mend- a six-inch band of cretonne which re- to gifts themselves? None of us ing for two hours once a week, that posts the colors of the wallpaper and , ever count the cost of all our Christ- would be a 'service -promise.' The carpet. Such curtains are .pretty, mas preparations. I thoroughly be- Dorothy's mother could have the fun not easily torn or injured, and can be lieve, for instance, that we could of embroidering centerpieces instead laundered easily. Nor is it much choose a few more 'boughten' presents of doing the less interesting work. If trouble to renew the cretonne. and use thetimeand effort we expend Marion should decide to give Myra: For a young housekeeper a couple on Christmas sewing to better ad- Conway all the time she is putting into of big checked gingham aprons, nicely vantage. If' I'm not mistaken, Mar- that baby -jacket, taking care of, the made off, folded neatly, tied with red ion spent her Christmas holidays in other children, for instance, while ribbons and with a sprig of holly thrust through the knot look quite bed with the grippe last year," she Myra rests or gets out for a change added with a faint smile, "just because withoat the children, that would be a Christmassy. she was tired out and her resistance ! ! service -promise. And without want -!Stocks and collars of silk braid, the was low when the grippe germ roam-ing to criticize, it's been the experi-' kind that draws up on a thread and ed in her vicinity that's one kind of 1 ence of most of my friends with forms charming curves, are easily unreckoned cost, but not exactly what , babies that the practical 'boughten' made from the patterns, which cost I mean, either." things, like hot-water bottles and about 25 cents each. Very little work She stopped, hesitating. (diapers and rubber bath -tubs, are far is necessary—just joining the braid "Go on, go on!" urged several of the imore needed than the francy garments.; and putting in a few filling-in stitches. The greatest trouble the Christmas girls. The group of eight busy teach - 'I've thought of lobs of 'service -pro -1 ers had formed a little club which , seises' for my own fancily—helping giver has is to think of suitable gifts met once a week from the first of,Roy with his mathematics, taking one for her men friends. Almost any October for the laudable purpose of of Edna's settlement classes off her man will like a pretty and serviceable working on their Christmas gifts. 0f I hand. Thesre aro really lots of uses box for his handkerchiefs—not some - course nobody accomplished all her I for time if you count up how much thing all lace and frills, but one that Christmas sewing to the accempani-I there is and what you can do with it," is practical. A sweet grass basket ment of tea and little cakes and much "Do you believe in giving people in box form, or one on rafia, with the talk; in fact, each, of the eight had ; clothes for presents, Annis?" demand- inside wadded and lined with thin silk - somehow to manage seven presents ed Dorothy. "I don't. Every year and a cover that lifts with a ring Jed.. The father and mother of these for the other members entirely outside three children each have sunday of the club meetings, to say nothing of school classes, one of seven scholars, gifts too cumbersome to carry about. the other of, five. If they pursue the But the club furnished the impetus same method in their own classes and for a vast amount of energetic Christ - give a remembrance to each pupil, and_mas labor, so that eight pairs of eyes, also contribute to the special object already tired by the close work of cor- chosetn by each class, the grand total ,recting papers and writing reports of the presents given by this ono fam.e and plan -books, were taxed after the ily would reach tthe extraordinaryschool day for many a long hour; number of twenty-six, aside from the nerves, taut and tense from the class - immediate relatives and friends. [ room noises, were put to final strain "Is is any 'wonder, therefore, that by bhe confinement of sewing; eight Christmas becomes a great flnancial intelligent brains centered frantically and nerve -exhausting strain? This is especially the case when the bur-; den falls upon the tired mothers, who' have to select the gifts. An overdo- ing of anything, however good of it- self, ceases to be desirable. In the' needless multiplication of Christmas gifts have not many of us lost the' spirit of joyousness and true thankful- ness? In our absorption in "much giving" do we not often forget to' thank our Heavenly Father for the Gift of gifts, whose advent we are Supposed to be celebrating?" "A Mother." To this we would like to add a word for the teacher, longing to remember each little one, and without time or• money to stare for such a purpose.; Let love and loving wishes take the i place of all this strain. ls ' rw� s a "pangs new Yonder whl iper is th e. nlghc wind, } There's a song of feu hal. on Hee 1 pt of mom: Oh, can youhear ham7w ngutg, he who seta the cards a singu+g, Who hulas Mt wonder of the wort° In tun pale arms, new• born.1 Sing tow,`s:nqq tow, oh you tune Ret Isla preautot,. nor great andgood and glorious u ht; He ML+ dee awesome eawn1n9 of rbc only unmet- znorturui wren sus mut hart ane sorrow w'e lose to atonal, He tart make dee sinllfr sainrfy for a. rndlnent, .1 -Ie Can ntake the Sordid splenia. fora say. Then whoa yes his spelt is o'er us. he wall march along tietbre usr Right out Into int sUence of the stwdowa 0.i away. Oh Cynics, rule Arum Ou•istnws unto audennoo, Due then glue plate to barer nten 11110 wage. Though you preach your sorry stay, salt we llnow that tae Ls gtens. For 1 slunk we see the seat worth through the Chnwdnas versa nits, THE SPIRIT OP CHRISTMAS J>Y D MACE LDOI N'TON .�+°°�'or�fw fYwcier or weeks on producing tea -aprons, ornamental traveling -cases, embroi- dered shirtwaists, fancy pincushions and coat -hangers, hemstitched table - linen, tatting, crocheting, and sheer and fragile dross -accessories dear to the feminine heart. Annis cleared her throat. "After Mother died I gradually began to not- ice how everything fell on me—how the younger ones were off about their owneaffairs all the time, and nobody had time to help. Right there I sat down and asked myself how much time I, personally, had been giving Mother when she was with us. I counted up the hours and minutes, and bhe sum total was, oh, so pitifully lit- tle! I used to think it was fine of me to work hard and let Mother use otos of my money; but I know now the money isn'teverything, and that ther were lots of little matters I migh Ted gives Jack a necktie and mea of oo nstea o a t on ow, w pair of gloves, and Jack gives Ted suit the average man "real first - silk socks and me silk stockings -1 rate." 'and secretly nobody likes what the(( Find out the color of your friend's other has ebosen. And if I want to room, and—unless she has one, make invest in a new party -dress in October, her a pretty pincushion in that color, Mother says, 'Wait and see what Choose the desired size, cover with the Santa Clause does for you'—most like- color, and stretch all over lace over ly forgetting and giving me underwear the top. Make a ruffle of the silk— when the time comes! I can't see China silk is best, pinking one edge much present about something you and gather and sew the ruffle all have to have anyway!" round the cushion. Take lace edge "In families where there aro children I just a trifle narrower then the' ruffle, your can't banish gifts—they always gather and sew neatly around over e the latter. Finish the corners with youngest member. bows or rosettes of narrow ribbon.. "Yes, they do," Annis agreed, "but A pincushion recently seen at the usually they get too many and very Woman's Exchange was made of pale few well-chosen rotes. As long as chi(- blue satin in the exact style of a dren are at the expectant age, give; mattress. It was "boxed" in proper them playthings with which they can form, and tufted as mattresses are by brake or do something. Good tools, baby ribbon run through and tied in building-blocks, the various kinds of the tiniest of loops. Very small wood and metal building -toys, eels. wood buttons might be used instead sors, knives, paints, electric motors, I of the ribbon. Men like such a pin - sewing -outfits, crayons, raffia—thingsI cushion; it it simple, and there is "no like that. After a while they will nonsense about it." (sura to make things for others, and A college man always likes things finally come to the household -gift' connected with his college or unl- idea, outgrowing personal anticipa- versity. Cushions in college colors Hons."' are always appreciated. So are pic- tures for his room, scenes from the campus, the portraits of the faculty properly grouped, the football team or boat crew, views of the buildings, prettily framed in passepartout, Christmas Musings. The joyous bells are ringing f The message from above, And worshippers are singing Of God's unfathomed lover expect toys, protested Anna, the "We've always devoted the day be- fore Christmas to making our own t candy," Clara said. "We've done it t for years, and everybody helps. Be- e foreheand we make or buy pretty t boxes and the children fill them to have attended to, but mostly there give to their friends. When the was so much time I might have spent. candy's put in cornucopias on the tree, with her that I can never have now. j they eat too much, and get at it sur - "Take this Christmas sewing-club—.1 reptitiously. we've had it for six yearns. If it was; Our Christmas plum pudding is just the one afternoon a week, I'd made a month beforehand," remarked say it was a fine thing—bringi:tg ns Millicent. "It's another family in - all together, having a good, jolly time stitution. We all seed raisins and and forgetting other work. But that's cut citron till our arms ache. Then the smallest part of Christmas. After it's boiled and hung in a bag in the we leave here we all spend every spare attic to season. It comes on the minute sewing on a lot of unnecessary, Christmas table blazing all around." things that don't do the people who, "Wouldn't it be a fine thing," Annis get them any good, and all that pre -said, "11 families could get bogether cions time night be spent being' with once a year and talk over their income people we love, doing things for them, and expense -budget frankly? Decide malting life easier. There is a little how much each ought to spend for tinge of selfish indulgence in the clothing, for example, and let each way some of us concentrate on the spend it whenever he or she wished pleasureof malcitig Christmas thine; —take birthdays for the really indi- "But what," asked Clara in bewild vidual gifts, the little luxuries, and erment, "are we going to do about the turn Christmas into a clay of broader presents? I think it's all true about thought, good will to all? Have the too much giving, and over in our, whole family smite hi whatever fun or school we all joined the 'Spugs' to celebration there is—such as install-. prevent collections for the principal ing a new phonograph or a big chair end Officers, but home giving and your or an elect'tic light or a beautiful set friends are different—you wouldut'b of 'best' linen—and then try to bevel feel right, not to remember thein." I the day one of 'peace oh earth' instead' "We could begin right here in this of confusion and commotion? The meeting by pledging ourselves to, big Christmas dinner's all right—the omit all gifts to each other, couldn't" family feast belongs to the traditions we?" suggested practical Elsie. that ought be be kept alive—but tine "Or limit it to a card of greeting or work of it shouldn't fall on one mem- " letter or camera picture," put in ber of the family." Millicent, "We can't give up our 'Christmas tree," said Clara, "but we could cer- tainly adopt some of these other sug- gestions that make Christmas a day for all the family to think about loving and serving each other better and do- ing things in unison," Featherstone: "I wonder if your sis- ter realises, Willie, that during the lust two months I have given her ten dollars' worth of sweets and flowers?" Willie: "O1 course she dose, That's why she is keeping her engagement "I suppose," said Dorothy, slowly, "my mother would have more actual satisfaction if I brought her darning- bag to these meetings instead of malt- ing her this centerpiece I've started. t believe 1'11 do it, Annis, I just love to embroider and I hate to earn—but what shall I do for a C'lu•istmas.pre- sent for ler, something ghee! really like?" Annis considered. "We've been thinking at (tome that our se -called Christmas presents to Mother weren't really personal gifts at all. One year with. Jim Burling a secret." Of love in sending Jesus From glory bright and high, Down to Bethlehem's manger, For rebel mean tb diel Lova! Higher than the heavens, And deeper than the sea, Broader than a world of sin So gloriously to free! Such love transforms the rebel; His Spirit and His Word Implant the love undying, Make sinners "Sons oe Godl" In turn, God asks the homage 0f loyal hearts to -day, Who prize the loving Saviour And labor, watch and pray, Oh; swell the anthem ever; Throughout the circling years. For love unbounded never Should pall on ransomed ears. In Need of Repair. "When I bought this automobile from you a few weeks ago," cried the irate purchase', "you said you would be willing to supply a new part if it broke anything!" "Certainly, sir!" agreed bhe mtutu- facturer. "What can I have the pleas sure of providing you with ?" replied the pun'chasor, "I want a pair of new ankles, a left eyes three yards of cuticle, a box of assort-, ed finger -nails, four front teeth, and 'a funny -bone(" The observation of Christmas be. gen in the second century, in different otoliths---Jammey, April, of MON