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THE FARMER AND LIFE INSURANCE.
The farmer of Canada is rightly I
said to be the backbone of the coun,l
try, but we wonder if he is taking ad -1
vantage of the many opportunities to
better himself, Year after year there
is being perfected labor-saving de -
'Ores and machinery which ultimately
cause not only a saving of expense in 1
the management of his farm and tho
husbanding of his crops, but also
makes life easier and mere pleasure'
able.
It has been said the farmer does
not take advantage of new inventions
as quietly as 0 manufacturer, and
there may be a good reason for this,
Lt the first place, if a maaufaeturer •
semi some invention which may be of
advantage to him in his bu n ee , and
has not the ready cash, he can often
go to his banker and ask for addition-
al credit, explaining what he needs
the money for.
The farmer, nn the other hand, who
has truly made his money by the
swat of his brow, does not as a rule,
know much about banking except as a
place to deposit bis savings in. He
seldom aka for credit, and am a re-
sult often manes without things which
in place of being a luxury are a real
necessity. Ilis great aim has been
to build up not only a competence for
his old age, but also to lay aside some-'
thing for his wife and family.
Should he be one of our progressive !
farmers, he is forced to have good
buildings not only for himself and
family, but it is equally necessary to!
have good barns and stables for his!
stock. This often necessitates a con -1
sidcrable capital expenditure, and the
usual source of getting this (if he has
not the capital himself), is by placing
a mortgage on his property. Shouldl
you live, and should the years prove
profitable, you will no doubt pay off I
the mortgage. On the other hand, '
should there be a succession of bad
crops and should you die, what is to -I
come of your wife and family?
If you are a modern and progressive
farmer you should give this the same
consideration as a modern business
man. To -day you are the brains of
the farm, matters run smoothily un-
der your guidance; should you be
taken off who is to assume your , re•
sponsihilities and pay off the mort-
gage? Is your wife or children cap-
able of taking your place at once, or
must someone be hired to take it?
If so, this means an additional outlay.
The Good Book tells us that "a con-
tented mind is better than riches,"
and no doubt your mortgages or other
outstanding obligations are a source
of worry to you, but modern business
methods has found a way to meet just
=uch worries as yours, ami few, if any,
of our modern business men have fail-
ed to take advanta;.;e of it.
Every person recognizes the uncer-
tainty of life, so, if this is one of your
worriers in accumulating a fortune,
why not make provision against it?
It can be done by taking out a policy
in one of our Canadian Life Insurance
none lanes. The moment you pay
your first premium you have created
an estate to the full value of your
policy. A life policy is nothing more
than a savings account, with pro-
tection added. Should you die after
the first payment your estate will re-
ceive the full value of your policy,
and there will be no delay in payment.
So soon as your death claim papers
are received, a check will at once be
sent,
Sickness and death entail heavy ex-
pense, and ready cash is often hard to
secure, but the prompt payment by a
life insurance company means ready
cash, which will enable your estate to
pay your debts, lift your mortgage,
and, if your policy is large enough,
give them something to go on with.
While it will not soften their grief at
your loss, it may make you more
kindly remembered and it will cer-
tainly make their path through life
smoother,
ree
THE TRUE STORY OF
" HILI.: '
tY
We will fall him "Bill," but that
isn't his real name. We will say his
story enls en a farm near Acton, hut
it really toile somewhere else. Bill's
is a typira _tory; such lives are
found by tb:• hundred in Toronto.
There should be hundreds of stories
like Bill's, ending on the farms in
Ontnrio.
a * * * * e
While Bill was yet a baby his fa-
ther died. Two years ago his mother
died. It ,va< very Budden, this death
of Bill'- mother. There were burns
looking seepirienay like carbolic acid
on hc•r line but nobody told Bill
what they meant. The next day a
distant relative came and took Bill
away. She had received a note from
his mother and did not inquire about
the cause of her death.
In hi' new home Bill found himself
regarded as an intruder. His unwill-
ing foster mother had a brood. of her
own that was already too large for
her to manage, and the family income
left mueh to be desired, even before
Bill was added to the load.
Poor 13111 felt the situation keenly,
but he could see no way to fix it. His
only other relatives were two brothers
n
whohad -neFranc with the
to e t
g
Princess Pat.: and disappeared from
his life. Bill felt dimly that, if they.
only knew, these hero brothers of his
would help him, but he didn't know
how to find them, and no one else ;
seemed to rare.
It is no ;yonder, therefore, that Bill I
made his real home on the streets.
There was real life. There was ad-
venture. An empty coal bin in an
alley made a dandy pirate den, and
any of the gang could swipe cookies1
from home and so keep the larder'
supplied.
Bill's membership in the gang was
the only bright spot in his life, but it
involved a great difficulty. He didn't
feel at liberty to swipe cookies at
home. With the other boys it was
different. Their homes were their
own, and swiping what your own mo-
thet baked for you isn't much of an
offence; but when you are living in 1
another fellow's home, and the other
fellow's mother doesn't love you and
doesn't want you there, you don't feel'
at liberty to swipe their cookies. 13111
explained the matter to the gang, and
they generously agreed to overlook it,
but Bill felt himself under a con-
stant and growing obligation.
Now, if you go in back of Dago
Tony's fruit store, you will find a lit-
tle window in the back wall close to
the ground. If you look into that
window you will find that Dago Tony
has his cellar hung full of bunches of
green bananas. When he wants them
to ripen he hangs them in the sun in
front of his store, but when he wants
them to stay green he keeps them
down cellar, and that cellar window
is unlocked. Bill thought there would
be nothing easier than to swipe a
bunch of bananas and hang it up in
the den, and thus at one stroke pay
all his obligations. Tony would never
miss just one bunch. Tony is rich.
He muet have in that cellar as much
as a hundred bunches of bananas.
When a boy is twelve years old he
doesn't spend much time on reflection.
When a thing needs doing ho does it.
And so the morning after Bill found
Tony's window unlocked; there was a
large bunch of green bananas hanging
in the den, and Bill found himself the
hero of the gang.
The fellows had always supposed
that the location of the den was a
j profound secret. Knockers (police-
men), however, have a habit of pok-
ing their noses into places where they
are not expected, and one of them
occasionally looked into the den when
he knew it was vacant. When he
found the bananas, and put the littlest
member of the gang through the third
degree, he readily learned what had
happened. So Bill and the "knocker,"
and Bill's foster mother had a session
with Judge Boyd of the Juvenile
Court.
Bill's relative, thinking she could
thus get rid of him, painted his char-
acter in lurid colors and demanded
that he be sent to the reform school.
But she found the Juvenile Court to
be a different sort of place than she
had expected. Judge Boyd remembers
well when he was a boy, and he has
had many years of experience since
then. He knew that Bill was not
really bad. His soul is too recently
from the hands of his Maker to be
very much contaminated. If Bill ap-
pears bad it is his environment that
is the cause of the trouble, and not
Bill himself. And so the woman found
from the trend of the Judge's ques-
tions that the tables had been turn-
ed. Instead of being prosecutor she 1 j� A(� ETERLIIiYCK IS
was the defendant. As the guiding 1rj
influence in Billie environment she
had failed. There was no penalty,
though, for her failures, and for Bill's
sake it was decided that, if possible,
he should have another home.
The Big Brother Movement is a
group of big-hearted men, each one
of whom agrees to look after a
fellow like Bill. Their secretary, Mr,
Jack Maughan, attends the Court
eessione. It is his particular business
to find friends for boys who need
them
The.is is one of "nature's noblemen"
living with his wife on a farm near
Acton, Their children have grown up
and moved away, and so, as they put
it, the home is "rather going to
waste." They believe in the religion
of love and helpfulness and wanted to
put it into practice. They realize,
too, that in this time of national sac-
' rifico it is especially important that
the boyhood of the country should be
raved. These good people, therefore,
wrote Mr. Maughan to learn if they
could be of service, and thus Bill
found his new home.
Bill is making good at Acton. The;
same enterprising nature that led him'
to eteal the bananas leads him also to
take a most lively interest and active
boy's part in everything connected
with the farm. Itis new parents find
that in him they are living their
!youth over again,
! Only those who have watched the
development of boy lives in the city
can appreciate what is being done for
Bill. Had he been left with the
! "gang" and with no friend to guide
him, a jail sentence within ten years
`would be a reasonable probability. As
it is, he will develop into a useful and
respected citizen, Bill's new parents
are taking the raw material of a Crim •
-
inal and diverting it to an honorable
career. They are cheating the Devil
and saving Bill's soul.
There are many boys, and girls,
too, in Toronto, whose story, starting
like Bill's, have not found such a
propitious ending, Anyone who will
write Mr. J. H, Maughan, Sec'y Big
!Brother Movement, City Hall, To-
ronto, will be told specifically where
their help is most needed.
Small Pigs.
In travelling through the country
at this time of year a great many pigs,
weighing not more than 50 to 70
pounds are seen in the feed lots and
pastures.
To be marketed at a price anywhere
near the top, these pigs must be car-
ried through the winter, at least un-
til January or February. When one
considers the additional cost of gains
made through the winter months when
no green feed is available, one is led
to wonder whether it would not be
more profitable to have these pigs,
larger at this time of year. That it'
is more profitable to have the pigs!
larger at this time of year, at least!
in most cases, is proven by the fact
that the most successfal hog raisers!
see to it thab their spring pigs weigh
at least 110 to 135 pounds by the end
of September. Shoald one under-
take to criticise a man with GO pound;
pigs and tell him that his pigs should;
be larger, an argument immediately'.
follows. The average farmer knows
thab his pigs should be n.rger at this
time of year to be profitable. His!
problem is how to get them larger. i
Wherever small pig s are foundat;
this time of years severay shortcom-
ingsI
can be located in the management
the pigs have had. The first is that
inferior, undersized breeding stock has
been used, the second is that the pigs
were farrowed late in thespring,
and
the third is that they have gone
through the summer on pasture, but
with too limited a grain ration, Tho
first essential in raising big, growthy
pigs that can be marketed in the
month of November at a weight of
175 to 200 pounds, is that big, heavy
boned breeding stock must be used• 1
For some reason or other a pig far-
rowed in March or early in April'
always seems to grow faster than one
farrowed in May or June. The sec-'
and essential to rapid growth of the•
pigs is that they be harrowed early.
March is the month selected as the
most successful farrowing month by.
the beat hog growers. It it true that
it bakes something of a building and
a little care to farrow the pig crop in
March, but it pays. In order that
pigs may make a rapid growth
through the summer months they
must have a combination of good pas-
ture and a suitable grain ration, Ib
has been proven a good many times
that pigs will make rapid growth when
running on good pasture and getting
their grain from a self -feeder. How-
ever, this has not always proved the
most economical method of making
gains. In the work at this Sbation
revering several years, good gains
have been made when growing pigs
were pasturing on alfalfa and receiv-
ing a grain ration of 3 pounds per day
100 pounds live weight of pigs.—W,
H. Peters, North Dakota Experiment
Station
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The Flavor Lasts ---
In the making of Grape -Nuts there is added to the
sweet, rich nutriment of whole wheat, the rare flavor
of malted barley, a combination creating a most un-
usually delicious taste. The palate never tires of it.
People e?~rrywhere have found that
G rapc= Nuts
is the most nutritious and delicious cereal food known.
Every table should have its daily ration of Grape -Nuts.
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A Mixed Marriage.
The types will often play pranks
with what a reporter tries to
say—as, for example, in this extract
from an English newspaper:
"The bride who was given away by
her father, wore a dross of pale bride-
groom. She was attended by the
hat, and carried a bouquet the gift of
the pink taffeta silk and a large dark -
blue bridegroom's two little nieces."
No wonder, says London Opinion,
the largo dark -blue bridegroom turn-
ed palel
NOW VERY BITTER
GREAT BELGIAN CALLS DOWN
CURSE ON GERMANY.
And Also for Poland—Sacrifices of
the Dead Must Not Have
Been in Vain.
Maurice Maeterlinck—mystic and
optimist—has never written with bit-
terness or hate. He has never in any-
thing that he has written wished evil
to any man. In "The Wrack of the
Storm" he rises to a passion of male-
diction. He has one essay in the pre-
sent volume that is like Emile Cam-
maerts' unforgettable "New Year's
Wish for the German Army." And
the reason is, of course, the same.
Maeterlinck here is the voice of Bol-
gium. And—though he does not use
the word—he curses Germany.
Yet bitterness and hatred form but
a small part of his book. Even the
heartbreaking catastrophe that has
overwhelmed his country (we cannot
use the word tragedy in connection
with magnificent, heroic Belgium!)
does not crowd out the expression of
other things—things striving, or
comforting, or triumphant. Speaking
himself for his country, Maeterlinck
sounds notes of ultimate victory.
There is nothing easy-going in his
war -time philosophy; he believes, on
the contrary, that his country and
her allies are fighting against ma-
terial destiny, against "the will of
earth"—and man has not conquered
destiny before. Iiis optimism is a
vigorous battle -cry toward the tri-
umph that shall come. But he be-
lieves that it must come—not merely
the victory over Germany, but the
victory of man over destiny, over ad-
verse forces without and within.
Maurice Maeterlinck.
This faith he gives to his country
in his exquisite invocation for Bel-
gium's Flag Day.
A New Poignancy.
Maeterlinck's philosophy of death
has long been familiar to us—ever 1
since a wondering child cried out,'
"There are no dead!" And it has'
formed the subject matter of his last
two books. But in "The Wrack of the
Storm" the faith that "the dead do
not die" has a new poignancy; and he
has expressed it in strange and haunt-
ing ways of comfort and of loveliness.
There is much in the volume that can-;
not be more than touched upon in a
brief review: Maeterlinck pleads for
the rescue of the four beautiful cities
still left in Belgium, so apparently
doomed in the great German retreat;
he urges that justice be granted at
last to Poland in the name of this just
war; he writes with exquisite beauty
of the heroism of his people and with
vibrant pathos of their suffering. His
book is a passionate response to facts
and conditions that the war has
brought. But he keeps with us thq
thought of what should come after,
Then, man's spirit must have con-
quered force.
Here are two passages from his
book:
N,11Tw ....n ,...Fie;
g, wa are no oetter
than our enemies, we have no title to
deliver millions of innocent men to
death, unless we stand for justice.
The idea of justice alone must rule all'
that we undertake, for we are united, I
we have risen, and we exist only in
its name. At this moment we occupy
all the pinnacles of this justice, to
which we have brought such an len-
-pulse, such sacrifices, and such hero-
ism as we shall perhaps never behold
again, . . . There are dead whose'
energy surpasses death and recovers
life; and we are almost every one of
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RUSSIA MIGHTY
NEXT YEAR
GERMANY WILL BE DOWNED,
SAYS GEN. BRUSSILOFF.
Roumania Will Be Saved This Winter
and Next Year Will
End War.
Russia will save Roumania from
the Teuton menace this autumn and
winter, and next spring will have the
strongest army she has had since the
war began. General Brussiloff told
Stanley Washburn, the London Times'
correspondent at Russian headquar-
ters on the Carpathians front recent-
ly. Brussiloff commands all the Rus-
sian armies that made the great
sweep into Galicia in the summer.
"I speak with authority when I
say that from the common soldier up,
the united sentiment of Russia is that
Roumania should be protected, helped
and supported in every possible way,"
he said. "The Roumanians must feel
faith in the great heart of the Rus-
sian people. They must know that in
the efforts we are making to save
then this sentiment is the dominant
; factor, not merely a question of our
own self-interest to protect our left
flank.
Defeats Are But Incidents.
"Roumania is now feeling for the
first time the pressure of war and
the bitterness of defeat, but Rou-
mania must realize that defeats are
but incidents of a greater campaign.
Behind her stands great Russia, who
will see that her brave little ally,
who came into the war for a just
cause, does not ultimately suffer for
daring to espouse the cause for which
we are all fighting.
"The war is won to -day, though it is
merely speculation to attempt to guess
how much longer will be required be-
fore the enemy is convinced that the
cause for the sake of which they
have drenched Europe in blood is ir-
retrievably lost.
"Personally, never since the begin-
ning have I believed that the enemy
had a chance of winning. While
they aro able to continue successful
offensives it ie difilcult for them to
realize that they are not approaching
a successful peace. This summer's
operations mark a definite period of
defeat. That period dates from the
time when the allies, co-ordinating
their programmes, seized from the
enemy the capacity for continuing
the offensives and dictating their
strategy to us.
Russia Not at Zenith.
"If there remain any Germans who
are still hopeful of their cause let
them realize that to -day when the
Central Powers already have lost the
initiative and are finding difficulty
in refilling their ranks, Russia has
not yet reached the zenith of her
power. Surely, no intelligent Ger-
man can expect victory. It is simply
a question of how long they aro will -1
ing to continue the war, of which the l
end is absolutely foreshadowed to-
day.
"Russia's full power will only be 1
approached next year, when we shall
have the largest and best army since
the beginning of the war, Even this
year we have been obliged to conduct
our offensive with an inferiority of
material and heavy guns. Next year
we shall have material in equality
with the enemy, and a superiority in
human resources which will steadily
increase as long as the war endures.
Morale of People Rises.
"The morale of the Russian people
has been slowly rising for two years,'
It is my absolute personal conviction;
that if it were possible to take a
vote of the entire population, 99 out
of 100 Russians to -day would demand
the continuation of the war to a de -1 and final victory, regardless of
its price. Our new levies each year i
are equal to the hest troops. I be-'
lieve they are far superior to any - I
thing which the enemy can find to
send against us in the next year's I
campaign.
"The recent temporary reverses of
us at this moment the mandatories of
a being greater, nobler graver' wiser,
and more truly living than ourselves.
And all the sacrifices which they
have made for us will have been In
vain ---and this Is not possible—if they
do not brat of all bring about the fall
of the Ilea on which we live, and which
it Is necessary to name, for each of
us knows his own and is ashamed of
them and will be eager to make an
end of them. They will teach us, be.
foto all else, from the depths of our
hearts, which are their living tombs,
to love timed who outlive them, since
it is in them alone that they wholly
exist.
Roumania must not be considered as
having the slightest significance. The
enemy's trifling.advance in the Dob-
rudja, though a regrettable incident,
will have no bearing upon the
greater issues of the war, It would
have been serious had the Germans
been able to pierce the Carpathians
and enter Roumania, but I believe
this last attempt of theirs ,to regain
the initiative somewhere is doomed
to perish as all other attempts of the
summer campaign have perished."
EARLY MARRIAGES.
The Record Set Up In Scotland Last
Year.
There were more marriages in
Scotland last year, in proportion to
population, than in any year since
1855. The total teas over 36,200, and
a feature of the ceremonies was the
youth of many of the contracting
parties.
4 were boys of sixteen,
50 were boys of seventeen.
209 were boys of eighteen.
695 were boys of nineteen.
1,328 were boys of twenty.
In all 2,286 were married before the
age of 21. There were 6,730 brides of
less than 21.
11 married at fifteen.
102 married at sixteen.
542 married at seventeen.
1,328 married at eighteen.
2,124 married at nineteen.
2,623 married at twenty.
In both cases records were set up,
says the Registrar -General, who also
records the number of births at 114,-
181 (the lowest rate since 1869) and
the deaths at 81,631 (the highest fig-
ure, with four exceptions, since 1855).
She Needed Aid.
"See that man over there? He is a
bombastic mutt, a windjammer non-
entity, a false alarm, and an encumb
branee of the earbh!"
"Would you mind writing all that
down for me?"
"Why in the world—"
"He's my husband and I should like
to use it on him some time."
Hard on Uncle Joseph.
"Bertie," said the fond mother,
"how would you like to be a banker
like Uncle Joseph when you grow
up?" ,
Bertie looked critically at his uncle's
red face and unwieldy figura.
"Couldn't I be a banker," he asked
anxiously, "without being like Uncle
Joseph?"
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BANKS AND I3RAES.
What is Going On in the Highlands
and Lowlands of Auld
Scotia..
The erection of a memorial to
Lieut, -General Sir James Moncrieff
Grierson, K,C.B., in Glasgow Cathe-
dral, has now been completed.
A fine of $20 and expenses was im-
posed upon the Caledonian Ry. Co,
for having erected a building in Edin-
burgh without a warrant. ,
Lieut. E. B. Bailey, a member of
'the staff of the Geological Survey,
enol well known in scientific circles in
Scotlancl, ham been awarded the Mill-
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.
It has been notified in the Scottish
Military Command Order that owing
to an outbreak of smallpox the town
of Berwick -on -Tweed has been
placed out of botinds.
The death has occurred in Edin-
burgh of Capt. John de Courcy A.
Agnew, R.N., second son of the late
Sir Andrew Agnew, Bart., of Loch -
naw. He was in his 97th year.
Mr. Walter Long, M.P., President
of the Local Government Board, re-
cently took part iii a meeting in
Glasgow in connection with the Bel-
gian refugees in Scotland.
Capt. M. J. O'Sullivan, senior nau-
tical officer for the Board of Trade,
Glasgow, has been promoted princi-
pal officer for Ireland of the Marine
Dept. of the Board of -'rade.
The Leith School Board authorize
that a census be made of all children
of school age who have lost or may
lose their fathers, in order that the
board may make some provieion.
Capt. John Murray, R.S.P., has
been awarded the Military Cross for
gallantry. He is a son of Mr. Mur-
ray, Dundonald, and has risen from
the ranks during the present war.
The death is announced of Major
Thomas Johnston, V.D., late of the
Glasgow Highlanders, who resided at
Giffnock. Major Johnston was one of
the best known volunteers in the west
of Scotland.
While a number of men were work-
ing in the Virgin coal section of No.
1 pit of Messrs. A. G. Moore's Blan-
tyre Ferme Colliery, Uddingston, an
explosion of gas took place and four
men were injured.
The Scottish Women's Hospital
Unit and Transport Column, under
Dr. Elsie Inglis and the Hon. Evelina
Haverfield, which sailed two weeks
ago, are to be attached to a Serbian
division in the Russian Army.
Among the latest recipients of the
V. C. is a Glasgow drummer boy, Wal-
ter Ritchie, of the Seaforth Highland-
ers, who, although, wounded, mounted
a parapet and rallied the men by
sounding the charge.
In the presence of a large congre-
gation the Rev. James Caesar, min-
ister of Gultane Parish, dedicated a
memorial brass to Capt. W. H.
Robertson, Durham, killed in cation.
After the unveiling the Last Post
was sounded.
THE CHEF'S COOLNESS.
How He Performed When a Big Shell
Burst Near Him.
One October day in 1914, while
General de Lisle of the British forces
had his headquarters in the chateau
at Ploegsteert, Belgium, the artillery
fire of the Germans suddenly became
so active and accurate that the head-
quarters had to be moved very speed-
ily. Colonel Ludlow told me, says Mr.
Frederic Coleman in "From Mons to
Ypres," of a visit he was malting to
the kitchen when the fir.lt shell fell.
Our moss boasted a chef, a French
soldier, among whose experience•; was
a trip round the world with Madame
Melba. The first few shells had come,
and preparations for departure were
proceeding apace. The chef's assist-
ant, Hawes by name, was hurrying
matters, or, at least, earnestly advis-
ing haste,
The chef was seated nn 0 chair, his
head bent low in earnest preoccupa-
tion as he wrestled with a refractory
puttee that was always somewhat of
a trill to his unfamiliar hands. From
his lips came calm advice to the im-
patient Hawes. 'Beate tranquille,
mon ami," breathed the chef heavily
as he began the maddening task for
the third time, "reste tranquille." As
he spoke the last word a big "Black
Maria" went of just outside the kitch-
en window at his back,
With one dive he cleared the chair
arid landed on hands and lcneee under
the kitchen table, ejaculating as he
gathered himself together', half -Glazed,
"Reste tranquille—resto tranquille!"
A. combined examination by everyone
in the vicinity was Necessary before
the chef could be convinced that he
was not a dead man, or at least well
on the way toward becoming one. For-
tunately for the mess, he had fully
recovered by dinner time, but the ser-
vants
ervants averred that to arouse his ire
for days. to come, 1t was only neces-
sary to murmur, "Reste tranquille —
reste tranquillel"
Sun'e Heat.
Scientists have estimated that the
heat received from the sun by the
earth in a year is sufficient to melt r1
layer of ice 100 feet thick, coverit:is
the entire "glebe.