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THE LAPSE OF
ENOCI- I WENTWORTI-I
By ISABEL GORDON CURTIS,
Author of "The Woman from Wolvertons "
CHAPTER I.
Of course the game ended with a
consolation pot. Merry and Went-
worth, each with his last chip in the
middle of the table, called for a show-
down.
howdown. All but Singleton dropped out,
and he, big winner of the evening,
took the pot. Wentworth and Merry
were broke.
The game had been played in Went -
worth's library. Before its close the
gray light of the morning began to
steal past the curtains and the glow
of each electric lamp took on a murky
haze. Enoch Wentworth, acting as
banker, cashed in the chips of the
winners. Three of the men put on
their hats, said "Good morning," and
went out. Andrew Merry sat beside
the baize -covered table with its litter
of chips, pulling slowly at a cigar and
staring into vacancy.
"Do yon mind if I open this win-
dow?" asked Wentworth. "There's a
chill in the air outdoors that will feel
good. I've swallowed so much smoke
my throat feels raw."
"Open every window in the room if
you like, old man. I'm going home.'
"Hold on a minute," cried Went-
worth unexpectedly. "I'11 go you just
One more hand. Let's play one big
stake and then swear off forever."
"I tell you, Enoch, I haven't a cent.
Heaven knows how I can tide over
these months until the season opens.
It's a good thing I'm not a married
man." Merry laughed mirthlessly.
'One last hand!" pleaded Wentl
worth.
"What do you want to play for?"
Merry turned up o coat sleeve and
stared at his,euff buttons thoughtfully.
"I have nothing left but these. I don't
think I'll put them up."
"We've thrown away enough money
and collateral toenight," Wentworth
replied. "Let's make this stake some-
thing unique—sentimental, not finan-
cial. Why not make it youd future
against mine?"
"That's a great stake! Sha'n't I
throw in my past!"
"No, let each of us play for the
other's future. It is a mere fancy of
mine, but it appeals to me."
"Are you serious? What in God's
name would you do with my future if
you won it—what should I do with
yours?"
"I tell yott, it's a mere fancy of
mine."
"All right. Carry out your fancy, if
it amuses you. I ought to be willing
to stake my life against yours on any
hand, if you say so."
"Do you mean that?"
"Yes, if you want to call me,"
Andrew Merry smiled and blew a
flurry of smoke rings into the marble
face of the Shakesphere, while he
watched Wentworth's pen hurry
across a sheet of paper. The news-
paper man banded it to him with the
ink still wet.
"There," he said, '`we'll play for
that document, the winner's name to
be written at the top, the loser to
write his name at the bottom."
Andrew Merry read it aloud:
To --
I hereby pledge myself until death
—to do your every bidding—to obey
your every demand—to the extent of
my physical and mental ability—you
to furnish me with support.
"Will that hold good in law?"
"Just so long as the loser is a man
of honor—no longer. Are you going
to weaken?"
"1'R be damned if I am. I'll put
this bit of paper in my scrapbook."
The man who wins, keeps that bit
of paper," Wentworth answered with
a whimsical smile.
He tossed the unsigned bond into
the center of the table and shuffled
the cards with grave deliberation.
Merry lit a fresh cigar and puffed it
meditatively. Upon each listless
brain began to dawn the realization
that this was a stake of greater im-
port than the rolls of bills which had
grown Lighter and lighter till the last
green back vanished.
"Who'll deal?" asked Wentworth.
"We'll cut," Merry spoke quietly.
"Low deals, ace low."
Enoch Wentworth cut, a tray, Merry
a seven spot. Wentworth shuffled
the cards again and held them out to
his opponent.
"Yes, one ehand. Each man to
discard, draw, and show down."
Wentworth dealt with noticeable de-
liberation. They picked up their
hands.
"Give me four cards," said Merry.
"I'11 take three." Wentworth's face
was as solemn as his voice.
For a moment each man sat star-
ing at his hand. Then Merry spoke,.
"There's no use in showing down,"
he said. "I haven't even one little
pair."
"Hold on," expostulated Wentworth,
scarcely concealing the relief which
his friend's admission gave him. "I'm
only ace high. Does that beat you?"
Merry's face also told its story of
reaction. "Same here," he said, lay-
ing the card on the table face up,"
and a jolly king to follow it."
"King for me, too." Wentworth's
face flushed and his voice grew impa-
tient. "What's your next card?"
"A ten," Merry replied tranquilly,
too tense to wonder why Enoch I
awaited his declaration.
"Ten here. My God! are they all
alike?"
"Seven next"
"And mine's a seven!"
Both men paused, each with his
eyes on the other's card.
"And a four," cried Wentworth
irritably. He passed his hand across i.
his forehead; it was moist and cold.
"You win," When Merry tossed
down his hand a tray turned over—it
was the same tray which gave Went-
worth the deal.
Wentworth had drawn to an ace and
ten. Merry held up a king. The
younger man lifted a pen, dipped it
in the ink, and scrawled Enoch Went-
worth across the slip of paper. At
the bottom he wrote with grave delib-
eration, Andrew Merry, and handed
the paper to Wentworth. The news-
paper man stared at it for a moment,
then dropped it on the table, laid his.
cheek on the palm of his hand, and,
looking straight in the face of the
actor, asked: "Merry, do you realize
what this means?"
"Not yet, perhaps; still I wish you
more luck of my life than I've had.
Now, since I'm to look to you for
support, could you scare up anickel?
I've got to ride home, you know."
Before Wentworth Would reply, the
curtains parted, and a girl's figure
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showed itself for' a brief moment.
"1 'beg your pardon, Enoch,
thought you were alpne," she said
lied the figurevanishedas suddenly`iis
it had appeared.
"Who's that?" Merry demanded.
Wentworth'W only anshver was to
pull out the lining of his pockets.
From one he produced a quarter and
handed it to the actor. Mercy pocket-
ed it without further questioning, and
pulled on hie gloves:.
"Say, old man." Wentworth held
the door for a moment half closed
while he spoke, "Say, if you don't
mind, let's keep this transaction to
ourselves."'
"I'm willing." Merry paused to.
strike a light' for his last cigar, then
he laid his hands solemnly across his
breast: "Cross my heart," he 'added
in a sepulchral tone.
Wentworth started at the sound of
an opening door. A girl entered.
"For heaven's sake, Derry! What
are you doing up at this unearthly
hours?"
"I've had my sleep, you haven't,"
she answered with a laugh.
"Dorcas, sit down," said her broth-
er., "Do you see that fellow on the
bench under a tree?"
The girl leaned a hand on Went -
worth's shoulder while she turned her
eyes in the direction his finger point-
ed.
"Yes! What's the matter with him?
Is he anybody you know? Is he in
trouble?"`
"He's an old friend of mine. It's
Andrew Merry, the comedian.'`
Wentworth sat for a moment gaz-
ing into his sister's beautiful face.
She was a child in spite of her eigh-
teen years. He felt like an accid-
ent, sin -battered, soiled, city -worn
hulk of humanity as he returned the
straight -forward gaze of her „ray
eyes.
"Tell me about him, Enoch."
"I ran. across him wheu I was do-
ing dramatics on the Pittsburgh Un-
ion. He was a genial lad but there
wasn't much for him to tell an inter-
viewer. He had beenborn and rais-
ed in a western town and then ap-
prenticed to e. country bank. He
hated figures and loved the stage. He
stuck to the ledgers for a while be-
cause he was all his mother had, I
guess she worshiped him."
"How did he happen to go on the
stage?"
"Came on to New York, as they all
do sooner or later, and began with a
turn in a. vaudeville house. He had'
reached a salary of fifty a week. He
was perfectly happy except for one 1
thing—hecouldn't get the mother's
loneliness out of his mind, They
wrote to each other every day."
"I think I should like him," sug-
gested Dorcas.
"I gave Merry all the.. space next
morning instead of the dancer, and he'
wrote me a grateful letter. I didn't
see him again until two years later, :
when I came to New York. I found
his name in the cast of a light opera
company on Broadway. He was
pretty far down the list, but before
the thing had run two weeks he was
moved up to second place. His work
was unusual. He's the funniest
Merry Andrew I ever saw, yet o
in a while there's a touch of whim-
sical, tearful pathos in his antics that
makes a man wink."
"Take me to see him," cried the
girl eagerly.
"We'll go to -morrow. It's his clos-
ing night in 'The King at Large.' He's
a bigger favorite than several of the
big stars, yet—it's the queerest thing
—in all these years he's never taken
the step that would bring him to
the top."
"Why ?"
"The Lord knows, One manager
died, another went under. It's the un-
certainty of stage life,"
"And his mother?" asked Dorcas.
"She died suddenly last season. A
fool usher gave Merry the telegram in
the middle of a performance, when he
went off the stage. He dropped as
if he'd been shot. They rang clown
the curtain until the understudy could
get into his togs. He didn't act for 1
two months) I thought he would
never brace up. I had him here half
the winter trying to cheer him. He
gave me the dumps."
"Poor fellow," cried Dorcas.
"I roused him through his pride.
He hadn't a cent to his name, so I
shamed him into going back to work
Ile earns lots of money, but it gets
away from him."
Wentworth's gaze tuned to the lit-
ter of chips on the table. His sister's
eyes followed.
"Is it that?" she asked.
"Partly,"
The girl rose to her feet. She put
her hand on her brother's shoulders
and gazed down into his face.
"Enoch," she said hesitatingly, "I
wish you wouldn't. You could help
your friend if you would turn over a
new leaf yourself." .
"We both swore off .to -night for
good and all, little girt," Wentworth
took her hands between his own and
looked into her eyes with a resolute
look. 'II want you to help both of us
—Merry and me. The devil of the
world was never whispered inside
convent walls, You'Ve left a quiet,
simple life --for a very different
world, There's more mission work
waiting you right here than if you
had taken the veil,'
"Enoch, the girl's face was grave
nothingwould
Enoch
and earnest,
ever make e take the veil, I have
' 'on --»1 want t
o go on
onlyone ambtti
thstage."
"Look Lord!" cried Wentworth, "I
never dreamed of such a future --•for
you,"
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not he allowed to accumulate on the
walls and ceiling. With atight,
smooth ceiling and smp,oth walls with-
out ledges there should be little trem-
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twice a year, both to walls and ceil-
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e the
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herds in a factory district as at pres-
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. the test of the present herd cannot be
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The Dairy Stable and Clean Milk.
_ On a farm where live .stock is kept
greater attention must be paid to
cleanliness than on one on which there
is no live stock.. This is particularly
true of a dairy farm, for the success
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To obtain the most sanitary condi-
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An ideal site for a barnyard is on a
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Drinking water for cows should be
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drainage from the barnyard, manure
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The construction of the dairy barn
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children fed amounted, to . 13,689,
against 39,475 a year ago. •
ROYALTY BEFORE THE CAMERA.
Just Like Ordinary People When They
Have Their Pictures "Took."
The photographer to the British
royal family tells in Tit -Bits of his ex-
perience while engaged in his work
and of the formalities to be observed
on the occasion. The last time I was
at Buckingham Palace, he says, I took
six different photographs of the Icing
and Queen and other members of the
royal family. When I was taking a
group of the royal children, Prince
John suddenly laughed just as I ex-
posed the plate. The Queen, who was
in the room, said to, the little prince,
"Now you have spoiled the photograph
and another will have to be taken.
You must not spoil this one."
"I am very sorry," replied the
prince most solemnly, "but it wasn't
my fault; some one, pinched me," an
explanation that made Her Majesty
and the lady in waiting smile. The
next picture was taken without acci-
dent. Royal patronage is, of course,
very valuable to a photographer, All
royal sittings are paid for, whether
the photographer is permitted to pub-
lish the photographs or not.
When a photographer is summoned
to any foreign court, he is supposed
to wear evening clothes. Soine years
ago I was summoned to a well-known
West End hotel, where the King and
Queen of Spain were staying, to
photograph their majesties. I went
in my frock coat, and when. King Al-
fonso's equerry entered the room
where the sitting was to take place he
glanced at my attire, and exclaimed:
'Good gracious! You cannot appear
before their majesties dressed like
That!"
"Well," I replied, "that is the way T
dress when I am summoned to Buck-
ingham Palace."
"Ohl" replied the equerry doubt-
fully. "Well, I must explain it to His
Majesty."
King Alfonso at that moment enter-
ed the room, and the equerry began
his explanations about my attire; but
the Spanish monarch quickly inter-
rupted the recital with a laugh, ''!I
think Mr. — looks very well in-
deed," and the sitting then proceeded.
A Moving Tale.
Caller—"I would like to secure a
place in your moving -picture cam-,
pony." Manager—"You are an ae-
toe ?" Caller—"Yea," Manager—
"Had any experience acting without
audiences?" Caller --"Acting with-
out audience is what' brought me
here,"
Better if Ile Iiad Not Spoken.
A ratheromnaval to
p tous al ean taiti
1
had been compelled to await the com-
ing of anew naval cadet. After the
usual 'introduction, h
t , e i•omarltecl,
"Well, youngster, the old story, 1
suppose --alto fool of the family sent.
to usl" "Olt, no, sir," rejoined the
youth, "that's all been altered sines
your day,"