HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1915-12-25, Page 6MARY OF ANDREW
DARING FOUND
TELLING OF ']'Illi.] DEATH OF
NAPOLEON.
Tho Upholsterer Who Made the Ar-
rangements for the Emperor's
Funeral.
The interest of the world in the life
And death of Napoleon,.perennial and
inexhaustible as it is, will be quicken-
ed afresh by a remarkablem n
which rias just been published in
London, This is the lost diary of An-
drew Darling; the upholsterer who
made thearrangements for the fun-
eral of the fallen Emperor et St.
Helena. He was the representative of
a firm of London upholsterers who
had undertaken to furnish Napoleon's
dwelling and also took some part in
the victualling of his household. In
the discharge of his duties he was
constantly at Longwood, but probably
he never came across Napoleon ex-
cept by accident. At last when the
groat man died, Andrew Darling's op-
portunity came. The deputy uphol-
sterer became at once the master un-
dertaker. His heart was in his work,
and if e had any soul above there is .
no trace of it in his plain, unvarnished!
tale of what he did and how he did it. !
That is why his narrative is both pie-;
ttiresque and unique.
Those who imprisoned Napoleon at
St. Helena, and gave him a Hudson
Lowe for his jailer could not see him
then as we can see him now. They
saw him in the light of the evil he
wrought their people, not in the light
of his amazing and unique personal-
ity—"the ablest of historic men," as
Lord Aeton called him. They dared
not be generous to him, and could
not even be just. They refused him
. the title of Emperor which they had
recognized while he held it, and would
not even allow him to be called by his
own name of Napoleon.
He Was "General Buonaparte"
to then and nothing more. It is true
that a Hudson Lowe was no fit jailer
for a Napoleon. But he was neither a
fool nor a knave. He was a good man
in his way perhaps a good pian in
the worst sense of the word—and a
fine soldier of the martinet type. But
his attitude towards his prisoner was
impossible, though even so it was not ,
worse than that of his master Bath-
urst, the Secretary of State. Napo-
leon said of him, as Lady Malcolm
records: "He has not the character of
an Englishman. He is a Prussian
soldier"—and we now know all that
that means, even as Napoleon knew
it then. Wellington, who defeated
him in public, said of him later, "Sir
Hudson Lowe was a very bad choice;
he was a man wanting in education
and judgment. He was a stupid man;
he knew nothing of the world, and
like all men who know nothing of the
world, he was suspicious and jealous."
These appreciations might he multi-
plied. "The verdict of history," -es
Lord Rosebery says, "is almost mii-
formly unfavorable." But, after all, '
perhaps the last word on the subject
was spoken by Montholen when he
said, as Stokoe records: "My good
fellow, an angel from heaven would
not have satisfied us as Governor of
St. Helena."
On May 5, 1821, Napoleon died a!
few minutes atter sunset. Darling
bad known for some days that the
end was near, and bestirred himself
accordingly. Daily he went to Long-
wood—it was five miles from James-
town, where he lived—and hacl al-
ready received orders, rooms to he
hung in black, and so forth, in an-
ticipation of the pending obsequies.
The Death Mask. •
In the forenoon of May 5 he rode
off as usual, and on his way he met
a messenger with orders for him to
procure some plaster of. Paris, which
would soon be vvantetl for the making
of a death -mask. There was none to
be had on the island, but Darling had
already had his eye on certain im-
ages to he purchased in the town,
which, being ground down, might fur-
nish the material renuired. But his
frugal mind shrank from incurring
the expense without authority. So he
went to Longwood, where the Gov-
ernor was staying in the new house
built for, butinever occupied by, Napo-
leon, to obtain the necessary author-
ity. Iiaving got it, hack he rode to
the town, bought the necessary im-
ages, 150 in number, ground them
down, and before evening dispatched
two Chinamen with the resultingpow-
der to Longwood,
We May as Well finish here this
story of the death -mask; for it i, et
this point that Darling's narrative
throws some new, but not perhaps
quite conclusive light: on what has
long been a moot question. Darling
tells us that what he calls the "hu=t,"
by which, as the context show, lie
dearly means the death -mask, was
taken on itiny 7• --tame 40 hours after
Napoleon's death ---by Drs;. Burton
and .&nt•omarchi .-so he raps hint,
but his real name was Antomnrarchi
-"and afterwards a bust was taken
from the same which was very fair
rnneidering the time be bad been
.dead and the roughness of the ma-
teriel," pTontholon gave him the or -
!der for the eolfins in welting,, and "to
he more particular to his exact size"
assisted lebn in the measurement of
the body, ''The net:size was as fol-
lows, --Length, $ feet 7 inches, only
18 inches barely across the shoulder's,
and scarcely 10 inches deep,"
"Expende Ilannibalem; quot libras
in due° sttenma Invonies?"
Napoleon's Collins,
Darling's own =omit of the cof-
lilis is as follows:
"The description of the coffins were
to be, .first, tin, lined with' satin,
which was to be stuffed with cotton,
e small mattress and pillow of the
same materials on the bottom of dit-
to; and then, second, a wood coffin;
then, third, a lead coffin; and then
one of mahogany .covered with crim-
son velvet, if it could be procured;
but I told them there was not any on
the island that I could get, as S had
been in search of soma a few days
before; it was then settled that
outer coffin should be the best ma-
hogany
a-hogany that was on the island, which
was accordingly done so."
It will be seen that his account
merely mentions "wood" as the ma-
terial of the second coffin. But nearly
all the official and contemoorary ac-
counts of the disinternment in 1840 of
Napoleon's remains for the purpose of
their translation to Paris, affirm that
this, too, like Darling's original outer
coffin, was made of mahogany.
THE AGY TREE.
Mr. James Sibree Tells of the Result
of Contact With It.
Among the many peculiar and dis-
concerting plants and creatures that
abound in Madagascar, probably none
is more surprising and disconcerting
than the agy tree, so-called, which is
not a tree, but a climbing plant. The
following incident, quoted by Mr.
James Sibree, F.R.G.S., in "A Natural-
ist in Madagascar," illustrates the
painful result of contact with the agy.
The story is told by a Mr. Montgom-
ery:
Walking under some trees and
pushing aside the reeds and grass, I
was startled by a sudden tingling
and pricking sensation over the backs
of my hands and fingers. I stopped
in sudden surprise, for the pain was
severe, and I had touched nothing ex-
cept the grass. But in another minute
the pain increased, the tingling, burn-
ing sensation seemed to be extending
rapidly up my wrists, and I could see
nothing to cause it. As I lowered my
head to look, scalding pain shot into
my ears and neck, and grew worse
' every instant. Dazed and bewildered,
I stood a few seconds in helplessness,
for I could neither see nor guess at
the cause of the terrible distress.
Then I got back to any company with
agony written plain enough on every
line of my face.
The men started up when they' saw
me, crying out, "You have been stung
by the agy!" Some of them led me
to a seat, others rushed for water
from the river, and two or three
brought sand heaped up in their
hands. Then they chafed me with the
sand and water to take out the sting-
ing hairs, which they knew caused the
mischief. As they rubbed me, I felt
the pain abate, and after they had
chafed me for about a quarter of an
hour I was comparatively free from
pain. While the Wren were rubbing
me, I was able to discern to some ex-
tent the cause of my distress. Count-
less hairs, like tiny arrows, almost
transparent, pointed at either end,
and from a third to a fourth of an
inch long, had dropped on me in an
invisible shower from the agy tree as
I stood under it. Before I came away
that afternoon, very cautiously I ven-
tured to examine the tree at a little
distance, and found that the tiny
hairs grew outside a thickish pod or
shell, not quite so large as a small'
banana. The pods were fully riper
(unluckily for me) just at that time,1
and the light wind was scattering
their coverings.
BY FORTUNE OF WAR.
Many a Chance Occurrence Has Had a
Marked Effect.
It has often been stated that a
strike really caused the Spanish-
American War. Two destroyers were •
on order in England, destined for
work on the Cuba coast, but a strike
delayed their completion.
The Spanish have declared that had
these vessels been delivered in time it'
would have enabled them to prevent
gun -running in Cuba. In consequence
the revolt would have been crushed,
and there would have been no reason
for the United States to interfere.
The German Empire might never
have come into being had some
Trench artillerymen been able to
shoot straight. During one of the
fights outside Paris a troop of cavalry
cane within range of the guns of
Mont Valerian. Fire was opened, and
a few men fell, disclosing a carriage,
but it was driven out of range as
quickly as possible.
The carriage contained the Emper-
or, or, rather, King of Prussia, as he
was then, Bismarck, and Moltke.
Disappointed.
An old Scotswoman, who at con-
:•idereblo personal inconvenience had
gone a good way to visit a friend who
was ill, learned on her arrival that
the alarming symptoms had sub-
sided.
"An' boo are ye the day, Mrs. Craw-
ford?" she enquired, in breathless
anxiety,
"Oh, I'm nearly well note, thank
ye, Mrs. Graham,"
"Nearly well 1eseiaim ed the
breathless visitor. "After me cornea'
sae ai' to 550 ye, tool"
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Charge of the Canadians in Flanders
BY J. B. PERRY.
[Bernard Partridge's cartoon, "Canada," is reproduced in connection with
the lines, by special permission of the proprietors of Punch]:
Canada heard the world-wide call,
"Ready!" she cried. Our best, our all,
We freely give; to stand or fall
For Truth and Liberty!"
"To arms! To arms!" the bugles sang,
From East and West the echoes rang;
Our foemen, hearing; forward sprang
To fight Hun Tyranny.
Over the land and sea they came,
To play the brave man's gallant game—
To wage red war in Heaven's name!
To save Humanity!
On to the battle front they roll'd,
Flow'r of the Free, strong, firm and bold,
To 'venge the wrong'd! and right uphold,
With Guns and Musketry.
Sudden and swift, mid storms of shell,
The cow'rdly Huns—foul fiends of Hell!
Let loose vile fumes that deadly fell
On our brave Infantry.
•
Then, 0! Great God! Through crash and boom,
Through iron rain and deadly fume,
Our fearless boys charged through the gloom,
To deal with Infamy.
"Strike home!" they cried, through fume and flame,
"Strike down the ' elfish hordes of shame!
Strike for Heaven! for Britain's name!
And for Poster" 7!"
Down through the reeling Huns they came;
Triumphantly they played the game;
And "sav'd the day"! won endless fame,
And Immortality!
FLOWER CLOCKS.
The Common Dandelion Orders Its
Daily Life Systematically. •
Anybody who has flowers enough
and a sufficient knowledge of them
need never be at a loss to ascertain.
approximately the correct time, for
there are any number of blossoms
that open and shut at regular hours.
A practical botanist has made a list
of a few of then and says that as far
as he is concerned he is willing to
order his time according to it.
The dandelion opens for the day's
work about 5.80 a.m. and closes at
8.30 p.m., being a model of deport-
ment, indeed. To be sure, there are
other plants that get busy earlier, but
they observe shorter hours. In the
temperate regions, the plant that
wakes up first is the dainty, satin -
petaled morniingeglory. It starts to
disclose its tints at 2 a.m., and with
the increased strength of the morning
light continues to open, but when the
sun becomes hot the tubes begin to
close, and at 10 a.m. they are through
for the day.
The Rutland Beauty is an hour
glass. It opens its eye's at 3 o'clock
in the morning and closes them at 11.
Rutland Beauty sounds like a new
kind of apple or potato, but it is a
twining, trailing flower that grows
both wild and under cultivation. The
blossom is white or light rose-colored
and the leaves are triangular or arrow
shaped. Any industrious person who
likes to tell the time at 4 a.m. can do.
so by the oyster plant It wakes up.
then, but finishes its day at noon and
goes to sleep again. Those who do
not recognize the oyster plant, either
by that name or by its botanical name
of Tragopogon porrifolium, will al-
ways know what you mean if you call
it goats' beard.
The poppy, scarlet and gorgeous,
opens its petals at 5 a.m„ but has no
regular hour for closing time. Bate. -
sweet can be relied upon to come to
life about (i am., thus preceding the
water lily by an hoer. The water lily
is leisurely about preparing for the
day, but site has usually made her
toilet and is smiling at the sun by 7
a.m. Eight o'clock in the morning is
announced by the scarlet pimpernel.
This plant, however, is less reliable as
a clock than as a barometer. It is so
dependable in the latter respect that
it is commonly called the poor man's
weather glass, but its extreme sensi-
tiveness to darkness will keep it from
telling the time on a cloudy day.
TORPEDO FACTS.
It Is One of the Most Terrible En-
gines of War.
The first torpedo was invented by
David Bushnell, in 1777. Eight years
later Robert Fulton designed a missile
of the kind, which was purchased by
the French Admiralty. After Fulton
came many inventors. Messrs. Mc-
Kay and Beardslee constructed an
electric torpedo in 1865; Sir Frederick
Abel made one of a better pattern in
1867, and in 1873 the Wightman for
pedo was adopted by the British Gov-
ernment. This torpedo held its own
until 1884, when the famous White-
head fish -torpedo was invented.
The Whitehead is propelled by an
ingenious little engine, worked by
compressed air, placed inside it near
the propellers. When it is fired from
the tube on a torpedo boat or other
craft an automatic arrangement pulls
over a lever, and when it reaches the
water its engines work at top speed—
roughly about twenty-five knots an
hour. A gyroscope steers the torpedo
by manipulating the rudders at the
stern.
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Wealthy Australian Enlists.
Giving his name as John Wren it
man applied at the Melbourne Town.
Hall, a few days ago for enlistment.
Ile said his business was "racing."
"Are you the owner of the race
course?" asked the surprised recruit-
ing officer. "Yes," he replied. He is
perhaps the most widely known of
Australia's wealthiest men. He owns
several race courses, a newspaper or
two and is interested in a greet var-
iety of industrial enterprises. He
gave $2,l300 as a prize to the first'
Australian to win the Victoria Cross,
Mr. Wren passed all the teats and
promptly was ticketed as a private.
MILITARY MOUNTAINEERS, Q'UIZ'ZING THE CI[IMIST.
ripe Feats By the Alpine Troops of
Franco and Italy.
Some of the most picturesque sol-
diers who are fighting in the great
war are the Alpine troops of France
and Italy, They leave already seen
much useful service in the Yoages
and the Carnic Alps, and if anether
winter campaign is fought, they are
likely to be called Upon for still Moro
difficult and important fighting.
The numbers of the Frepeh chis-
sours alpine on war footing have not'
been revealed by the authorities, In
tines of peace there are thirty Petal
-
lions ofchasseurs a pied, stationed
for the most part in the mountatnous
country that forms the eastern front
tier of France. Their training among;
the high peaks has made them as
familiar with ski and rope as with
the rifle,
Theirs is a life of continual risk, IlI
Occasionally a whole corps Inas been!
overtaken by avalanche and swept
away. In 1801, says a writer in the',
London Field, there were two such
accidents within a very short time.
In one case the fourth company of the
13th Alpine Regiment, which is,
usually stationed at Chambery, appar-
ently brought an avalanche down
upon itself by the vibration that its I
marching caused. It was some time I
before help arrived . in sufficient
strength to dig out the men, and
when they were rescued, it was found'
that thirty were more or less injured,
and that of tlee thirty, twelve were
suffering from frostbitten feet.
In the other case, a detaehment of
the 97th Regiment was on its way to
revlctual the mountain post on the
Col de Frejus (8,200 feet), on the
Italian frontier, above the Mont Cents
tunnel, when an avalanche' swept
down, burying a sergeant and ten
men, of whom only five made good
their escape. They were roped to-
gether,but in two groups, and when
the mass of snow and ice struck
them, both parties were swept along,
the one to death, and the other down
tine mountain side until a telegraph
post intercepted the rope and saved
their lives.
On the other side of the frontier
the Bersaglieri of the Italian army
have just as trying a time in winter.
There is apparently nothing in con-
nection with mountaineering that the
Italian Alpine chasseurs are not pre-
pared to undertake. Some years ago,
Professor Mosso, being desirous of
conducting certain experiments to.
show the effect of high altitude on
the human constitution, invoked the
aid of the Italian Government, and in
due cr•trse a detachment of chasseurs
under his orders were led to the sum-
mit of Monte Rosa, and there set to
do gymnastic exercises. In the sum-
mer of 1905 forty chasseurs of the.
Italian army reached the summit of
Mont Blanc, and were there drilled by
their officers.
Another fine feat of mountaineer-
ing was credited to the Italian mili-
tary mountaineers in 1904, when, in
order to descend to La Thuile, the
first town beyond the Pass of the
Little St. Bernard, a whole battalion
of Alpine troops, engaged in manoeu-
vres in the High Piedmont, marched
over the highest glacier in the Italian
Alps; namely, that of Rutor. The six
hundred men who formed the battal-
ion carried their full army kit and
were roped together, with the oMcora
m the lead. The journey that began
at Valgrisanche, about five thousand
feet, and included the Glacier de
Rutor, 10,800 feet, occupied sixteen
hours, and was accomplished amidst
intense cold and snow. The feat par-
ticularly excited the admiration of
the French troops, who were exercis-
ing on the other side of the frontier,
and who were in an excellent position
to judge of the difficulties that were
encountered en route.
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SUFFERING IN PORTUGAL.
Food Rioters Use Bombs Against
Lisbon Police.
Portugal is more remote :from the
seat of war than any other country in
Europe, but it is suffering a scarcity
of food that is as serious as that in
some of the belligerent countries.
Provision stores and depots are !.he
scenes of almost daily riots in pro-
test against the conditions. Recently
a mob of 2,000 men, some of them
armed with pick axes and other im-
plements, stormed the provision store
of an important English dealer in the
Almada district and plundered the
place. The Republican Guard, which
crossed the river to restore order, was
received by the mob by shots and
bombs, The guard fired several vol-
leys and numerous persons on both
sides were wounded.
The scarcity of food is due in part
to the fact that successive Govern
meats of Portugal have bound them-
selves to supply Great Britain with
certain quantities of provisions sent
to Gibraltar. Under this agreement
large numbers of cattle and miscel-
laneous provisions are seat out of the
country every week, with the result
that there has been almost no meat
in the markets of Lisbon.
The egg supply i$ also lees than
half of what it is in ordinary times,
the shortage being partly due to the
fact that a good many eggs are sent
surreptitiously over the border into
Spain, where they may be sold for
double the price plead officially by the
Government in the food markets
there.
Sir 'Hiram Maxim, the Noted Inven-
tor Tells this Story,
Having occasion to use some metal -
lie mercury in his London laboratory,
Sir Hiram Maxim sent his man Sil-
verman out to purehase "one pound of
metallic mercury in a strong glass
bottle with a cork stopper." In "MY
Lipo" he tells the story of what hap -
petted.
Silverman soon returned and said
that he could not find any metallic
mercury, I asked him whether he
had tried at a shoe shop or a beer
shop.
"No," he 'replied,. "at a wholesale
chemist's,"
X told him' that he must have made
a mess of it somehow, and I sat down
and wrote out carefully,'
W
anted
—
one pound of metallic mercury in a
strong' glass bottle with it cork stop-
per." •
Before long he came back and said
there was no such stuff as "metallic
mercury" known in the chemist's
shop, ancethat be had been to a whole-
sale place. As the shopwas not more
than two hundred yards away, I went
round with him, and said to the than
behind the counter:
'I have sent this young man here
twice for some metallic mercury, end
he tolls me that yott have nothing of
the kind,"
"No, we never have any can for it,"
he replied. .
"But is not this a chemist's shop?"
"Yes; one of the largest in Lon-
don."
"Do you sell all kinds 5f chemi-
cals?"
"Yes."
"Then how does it happen that you
have no metallic mercury?"
"We have never had any call for it
before. We do not know what it is."
"Have you any bicarbonate of
soda?" -
"Yes, tons of it."
"Have you any bicarbonate of pot-
ash?"
"Certainly. Any amount of it"
"What is bicarbonate of potash a
bicarbonate of ?"
"Why, naturally, of potash."
"Could you let mo have sonie potash
before it is made up into a bicarbo-
nate?"
"Certainly."
"Have you any bichloride of mer-
cury?"
"Yes. Lots of it."
"What is bichloride of mercury a
bichloride of?"
Here T had him: I asked him if it
were his first day on duty.
"No, I have been here twenty
years."
The head mea, who had overheard
our conversation, then came up and
said, "Why, of course, the gentleman
wants quicksilver."
Curibusly enough, it had never oc-
curred to ire to call it by that name,
although I ought to have thought of
it. However, it is never called quick -
our
by scientific men.
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• ICE BALLAST ANCHORAGE.
May Use Ice for the Foundation of
Guns.
A proposition was advanced some
years ago that a temporary repair
should be made in a vessel holed be-
low water line by forming around and
thickly over the whole a block of fro-
zen sea water by means of refrigerat-
ing engines and a number of email
copper pipes traversing the collision
mat.
"MVIay I further suggest," says an
authority, "the pse of a similar meth-
od, of extemporizing gun emplace-
ments in this war Take the case of
the amphibious fighting at the Dar-
danelles, Monitors of light draft
have to be run close inshore, and they
might be fixed in position by dumping
large quantities of cement and rub-
ble. But this method of stabilizing
the monitor permanently 'an the
rocks' would sacrifice the vital.advan-
tage of changing position. If the
monitor were simply frozen into sand
or other loose bottom then by intro=
clueing steam to the copper tubing it
could be released when desired. Tak-
ing the net cost of iceniaking by elec-
tric transmission of power from it re-
frigerating ship—that is, a converted
collier—at _60 cents per ton, $600
would pay the price 1or 1,000 tons of
ice ballast anchorage. The system
might even find application on land.
Of Course.
Thera is a certain dear old lady
who owns a little farm and takes a
few boarders in summer.
Recently an anxious young mother
who has been industriously delving
into mod!cal literature of late, in-
quired of the old lady whether or
not the milk served at her table was
Tasteful zed.
"01 course!" was the old lady's
indignant reply. "Don't we keep the
rows we've got in the pasture ail
sunnier long?"
Lecture on a Poet.
The little agricultural village had
been billed with "Lecture on Keate"
over a fortnight. The evening,
arrived at length, bringing the lec- 1
titer ready to discuss the poet. The
oclvertieed'chairnman, taken ill at the
last Moment, was replaced by a local'
farmer, This forthy introduced the
lecturer and terminated his remarks.
by shying:
"And now, my friends, we shall
•0000 all know what I: personally have
often wondered, what are Keats?"
BIC FORTUNES
IN PENALTIES
HOW INFRACTIONS 01? THE LAW.
ARE PUNISI3ED,
Some Gigantic Fines That Have IIad
to Be Paid by Law -
Breakers.
- Soon after the beginning of the war.
the French Government absolutely
forbade the manufacture of absinthe,
Absinthe is probably the most dan-
gerous of all alcoholic drinks. Its ef-
fects are shiest as bad as those of
morphia, and it resembles morphia in
that those who take to it cannot give
1t up, ..
Devotees of absinthe were naturally
willing t� pay almost any price for
their poison, and it was 5oon found
that certain' manufacturers were dis-
tilling it secretly. It was resolved to
make an example, and a few weeks
later, a distiller at Lunel, in the South
of France, was caught making it. He
was ordered to pay 2;019 separate
fines, five times the excise duties on
his stock, and to have his whole stock
confiscated.
Iiis attempt to defeat the law cost
him 846,0001
Distillers who break Italian law are
apt .to repent it. Not long ago four
Roman firms were convicted of tak-
ing alcohol out 52 bond without pay-
ing duty. There .ivere sive defendants.
The total of the fines which they had
to pay was $380,000!
The Cigarette Maker's Penalty.
Tobacco is in France a Government
monopoly. Three years ago a poor
woman was found to be 'selling ciga-
rettes made out of Government tobac-
co which she had purchased. It ap-
pears that she acted in ignorance,
but this was held to be no excuse. 'She
was fined $23,810, and as she could
not, of course, pay such a huge sum,
was sentenced in default to two years'
imprisonment.
In this country there is a law that
every company must forward yearly
to Somerset House its returns, a,reg-
ister of its members, and a summary
of its accounts, says London Answers.
Two years ago, a Chelsea firm of
van proprietors were summoned for
failing to comply with this Act. It
was stated that the full penalty to
which"the firm was liable was no less
than $225,000. The magistrate at the
Guildhall, however, took a more mer-
ciful view of the ease, and let the
offenders off with a payment of $53-0
and costs.
The Directors Had to Pay.
Nor does it do to run against our
licensing laws.
The directors of a London supper -
club were hauled up for selling liquor
after prohibited hours, and for sup-
plying non-members, There were six
summonses, and each of the three
directors was sentenced to pay $250
on each summons. The total was the
nice little sum of $4,500.
Smuggling is the most expensive of
ail offences.
Two years ago—that is, in June,
1913—it was discovered that a certain
English firm had been fur years de-
frauding the Customs by systematical-
ly undcrweighing its tobacco as
brought out of a bonded warehouse.
It was proved that an employee of
the firm was the offender, but the
heads of the firm were held to be re-
sponsible. In the end the latter offer-
ed to pay arrears of duty as from.
1904, on the basis that'alt casks taken
'out from that year had been similarly
underweighed. The offer was accept-
ed, and the resulting cheque paid to
the Excise Commissioners was the
enormous one of $131,680!
A wealthy merchant of Naples,
named Indaco, was had up for smug-
gling saccharin. Over half a ton of
this valuable chemical had been
brought in from Switzerland through
his agency without paying duty. He
was sentenced to pay fines amounting
to $124,000;
Burned By His Booty,
Tho French Customs people have
also to be very sharp on the Swiss
border, and especially since the war
began. Bellegarde, a chauffeur, was
caught bringing in a couple of hun-
dredweight of phosphorus, and was
sentenced to a month's imprisonment
and a fine of 820,080.
Another smuggler, named Moultet,
with a similar cargo was caught in
dramatic .fashion. His ear took fire,
and to get rid of the evidence of his
guilt he tried to throw the burning
phosphorus over a precipice. In this
attempt he was fearfully burnt, and
was weeks in hospital. When he re-'
coverers he was sentenced to a fine of
$17,200.
The record in fines was that incur-
red by Messrs. Duvecn, the art deal-
ers. They were charged with de-
frauding the United States Govern-
ment out of ,duties on their importa-
tions.
They pleaded guilty, and their soli-
citors made an offer of $1,200,000, be-
ing three times the estimated amount
of the shortage of -duties.
TT.
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the smartest boy en earth.?"
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