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*eve seases.r,1 sseiesia'rree- ..
In the Alps.
"Tell Us about it," urged the
children.
Aunt Gertrude laughed, and sex'
that she would.
Aunt Gertrude was an artist who
bad been on a long trip to Europe,
and when her nephews and nieces
visited her, there was nothing they
liked so well as to leak through her
big sketch-buok and have her tell
them the stories about the pictures.
This ,time they had shown special
ieterestle the drawing of a street
in a mountain village, where two
boys were driving a hock of goats
up;tothe door of one of the quaint
houses: es
"That was tos the Alps,"said
Aunt Gertrude, and the little
e vil
lage is on the road that the great
Napoleon built through the Simplon
Pass and over the mountains more
than a hundred years ago. The
boy with the stick is driving his
goats from house to house, to let
his customers have goat's milk
according to their needs, just as the
milkman drives round his wagon M
this -country. The other boy, with
a basket, is also delivering parcels
from the village store. The clothes
that the boys wear, and even their
shoes, are made at home."
"What a strange house!" broke
in Molly.
"Yes," said Aunt Gertrude, "it
is very old, and is of the kind com-
mon in those mountains, law and
heavily built, Between the little
windows upstairs you can see three
curious designs. They are the. coats
of arms of the three cantons or
states i'hat were the beginnings
of the present republic of Switzer-
land, just as the thirteen colonies
were the beginning of Americas
The great bulge below the windows
is the big oven, where all the cook -
TEE: t3EsT,riEDI INE
FOR LITTLE QNES
Btuby f< Owa Tablets are the
beat
medielne for little ones. They arc
guaranteed by a 'government ana-
lyst to be absolutely safe and never
fail to cure constipation, colic,
colds and simple fevers by regulat-
ing the stomach and bowels. Cun-
eerning them Mrs. S. Shannon,
Urney, N.S., writes, '`1 have used
Baby's Own 'Tablets for my two
children and think they ,are just
what little ones need. I would not
be without them," The Tablets are
sold by medicine dealers or by mail
at 26 centsa box from The Dr. Wil-
liams' Medicine Co., •Brockville,
Ont,
.54
"ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE."
."
How a Fiancee and Partnership
Were Won.
The ancestor of Henry Laboa-
chere, Pierre -Cesar Labouehere,
was a shrewd business man and
lover. Mr, Alger Labeuchere Tho-
rold tells in the "Life of Henry La-
bouchere" how he won at the same
time a fiancee and apartnership in
tbe house of Hope.
He was sent by Mr. John Hope to
England to see Sir Francis Baring
on business, and while there fell in
love with Sir Francis's third daugh-
ter, Dorothy. Before he left Eng-
land he asked Sir Francis to let
him become engaged to his daugh-
ter. Sir Francis refused. Pierre -
Cesar then said, "Would it make
any difference in your decision if
you knew that Mr. Hope was about
to take me -into- partnerships"
Sir Francis unhesitatingly ad-
mitted that it would. Pierre -Cesar
then went back to Holland and sug-
gested to Mr. Hope that it might be
a good plan to take him into part-
nership. When Mr. Hope discour-
aged the idea, he said, "Would it
make any difference in your deci-
sion if you knew that I was engaged
ir,gisdone. O%cr the houses farther] to the daughter of Sir Francis Bar -
up the :Axe, r t . u eau see one of the l ing 1" 1
m,untain ural.,, which is always! :Mir. Hope replied "'Certainly."
reverie.? t t!issew. And it is al Whereupon the wily clerk said,
cerliee them teat beautiful flowers "Well, I am engaged to Miss Doro-
thy Baring,"
That very day he was able to
write to Sir Francis, announcing
the news of his admission to part-
nership in the house of Hope, and
in the same letter he claimed the
hand of his bride.
1'
g:•—es besets t1,e mountain road,
men v. itbitt n few feed of the snow
itself
a yid, that I conld go to the
Alp: said. heohnetii.
I r F tr, c nt can all go sr,me
day.' 3 his aunt. "but you
sh,.!tti learn all about your own
wr-trtl,elfu! awl beautiful country
bat -o i visit the strange lands
05,r t,c Yount, C'ompan- ---
i, n. w Soldiers on Field {Weary of Beauti-
ful
Dreams.
NOi1Til1:BN ('-\N.II)! {'ILDS. , In a letter from Private G. Tom -
DREAMED OF 110)111.
A I'rc' Hudson flay eeseee IlatTf-1 king, of the Royal Sussex Regiment,
I. to his sister et Se. Leonards -on -Sea,
13rceds and Natives There. I England, the following curious
rr
\W!',,le:•e (',,,nae n ,wndnys, writes 1 out here, 'Dont dream of home.
'I'.ugli emelt is written about story occurs. 1\e have a saying
P. H. tees—tell. in the Wide World I When a man has a particularly
Mega:ales. erie hears very little of vivid dream of home he knows that
the est nerd -men easter of that' he will be killed in his next fight.
Dotal:li: n. where the CUndittons of
life rally
tit little frons what they
ner'• n eel tt!ry ago.
Ceti! ver: resent years the great
wid're ss "f swamp and forest
stretch ng from the head of Lake
R'melees to Hudson Bav, and "The two little ones were crawl-
nertl, 1 } to the Arctic Circle, was ing all over him and laughing with
knees at, tilt li-trict of Keewatin. delight. They were all happy, and
With the exception of small de- the thing was so vivid thatf he had
treatment- of Northwest Mounted to tell us about it. It seemed to
Police a few scattered missionaries
and the Iluelsen Bay Company's
traders and employes, this vast dis-
trict is Needed entirely by Indians
of the tree and Salteeux tribes, and
in the far n'rrthern portion, a few
wand ring Eskimos and Chippeway-
ans. "BUNCOMBE"
This ...lottery,in which winter of
almost Arctic eeverity holds sway
for et ut mr,ntlis in the year, is a, It Don't Always Pay to Be Skepti.
network of large lakes. river anis I eel.
omaller rcams draining into Hud -1 When a newspaper writer and
It1n Bat Along most of these nevi -1 proofreader that works -nights can
gable •rte rN , situated from a hun- proc,
dred t e two hundred and fifty miks I feed himself out of dyspepsia, which.
apart. stand the lonely trading I most all that class suffer with, it is
posts or fart- of the Hudson Bay -1 worth while to know the kind of
Convene. These forts usually eons' toed used.
gist Of a picketed or stockacled. This man says:
square inel"sing a number of log "Being a newspaper writer and
or frame buildings, usually four or proofreader, also a graduate in
five, with a tall flag, pole rising in 1 medicine as well, though net pra&
the centre, from whxeh, on special; tieing, makes a combination that
oecasiens, goats the red ensign nt; would produce a skeptic on the sub -
the company. lett if anything would.
Tire, staff c,f the smaller outposts `'Day after day I read the proof
generally consists of ane white man on the Grape -Nuts advertisements
as officer in charge, with two or I with the feeling that they' were all
buncombe. All this time I was
suffering from dyspepsia from the
improper food I was eating at the
restaurant.
"One day I saw a package of
Grape -Nuts at the restaurant and
tried some with cream. The food
took my fancy at once. After a
few lunches on it at midnight I
noted an improvement in my feel-
ings, and was able to work with, less
fatigue.
"I have used Grape -Nuts as a
regular diet since then, and have -
improved greatly. The old dyspep-
sia and bed feelings that I thought
were necessary adjuncts to night
work disappeared, and 1 am able to
do much mare and better work with
less effort than ever before.
"I was nearly ready to give up
and seek health in some other walk
in life, but, thanks to my change in
diet, I am now all right." "There's
a Rson"
Nameeagiven by Canadian Postum
Co., Windsor, Ont.
Look In Age, for the famous little
book, "The Road to Wtillvalle,"
ever road the above tetter.' p new ona
wean from time to time. They are
gamine, true, ped Mit of human Interest
There was a man of ours who awoke
the other night from a beautiful
dream. He thought he was back at
home on the conclusion of peace
and he had a great reception from
his wife and two children.
please him. Sure enough his num-
ber was up. for that afternoon be
was struck in the throat with a bul-
let, and as he died the only words
he uttered were : 'Oh, my God, I
shall never see my children again."
three half-breed or Indian assis-
tants or dog -drivers. As in most
eases these posts are -situated in a
virgin wilderness, far from civiliza-
tion. the trader may not see a fel-
low white man for six months at a
etretehe and has only the society
afforded by his half-breed servants.
Was Duly Invited,
A gentleman was chatting to his
wife in the presence of his little
daughter, and remarked, "We will
ask Mr. Brown to come ,and dine
with us to -morrow. Tb takes •him all
his time to keep his head above wa-
ter," Mr. Brown was duly invit-
ed, and eame. As soon as he had
got comfortably settled in a chair
the little daughter went and sat on
his knee, then started stroking his
hair. "Well," she said, with much
surprise, "your hair isn't wet."
"No, .little woman," said Mr.
Brown, "why should it be wet?"
'Papa said it took you all your time
to keep your head above 'water, so
I was sure your hair ranee be very
wet."
FLEET STRIPHO ANO NAKED
every reason to believe that aur
ships have a much greater au/melee-
ity of gun -fire over the German
an
Glo h than
ships t nea t 'sen 1 d
limo Joint Stift Throe Yearly
CURED BY NERVILINE.
Seharnhorst lied over the Good ' Anyone would mareel at my recov-
I2TITTISII PANPA11TD FOIL A lrA• ll l M tl Thereforet it M L t)
.. o e alit onmon. 1, 1 cry, writes r. eonard Latham, a
Vitt,
IlA`iv1I.I . will be to aur interest to snake the young man well known about Ohne
Every Sailor Is Protected on the
Great Modern-Bett)e-
ships.
If we could see the ships of the
Grand Fleet in the North Sea we.
may be sure they would hardly pre.
sent that spitl?c and span appear-
ance whichwe'assooiate'with e ship
of war during times -of pests; their
sides all stained with rust all round
the water line, and a generally be-
draggled appearance -that is if
they Havebeen keeping the sea,
Navy the and Army Journal.
But the most startling change
would be the stripped and naked
appearance they would present, far
gone would be. all sails, boat dav-
its, ridge ropes, and the usual para-
phernalia that is pert of any ship's:
peace trimmings. The vessels are
Cleared for {action I
Getting a ship ready for the stern
test of battle is 'no light undertak-
ing. At least once a week during
the piping times of peace the whole
ship's company are exercised at
"general quarters," an evolution
which takes a very few minutes to
perform, On these occasions the
buglers sound off "exercise action,"
when the guns are "cast loose,"
magazines opened, the guns being
leaded with a projectile and dummy
charge. Drills are then proceeded
with, the guns'generally being se-
cured, and all stores returned by
six bells—ll a.m.
When the ship is going to target
practice "action" is sounded, and,
of course, the guns are loaded with
a real charge and the firing pro-
ceeds until the amount of ammuni-
tion allowed for these occasions is
expended. Ilhen the "secure" is
sounded. That also is a prepara-
tory performance alongside "pre-
pare for battle." Then the ship is
stripped of every atom of frilling
likely to prove dangerous to life
and limb.
All Wood Is Removal.
One of the greatest dangers in a
modern action is fire, owing to the
terrible incendiary nature of the
shells used, so that theoretically no
scrap of wood should be found in a
warship; but ass men have to live in
them during times of peace, a cer-
tain amount of wood fittings is ab-
solutely necessary for comfort. But
every scrap of wood fitting is of a
portable nature, and easily re-
moved. Occasionally men go to
"stations, prepare for battle,"
when every pieee of woodwork that
could be jettisoned is marked, and
each man or group of men made to
understand for what parts they
would be responsible.
Just what would be done with
boats in action seems never to have
been definitely settled. Some offi-
cers are in favor of lowering them
into crutches on deck or superstruc-
tures and filling them with water;
others suggest covering them with
canvas and binding them round
with rope from stem to stern; oth-
ers, again, take the heroic course
of dropping them into the sea all
well fastened together, and allowing
them to drift where they will. 7.11te
latter course seems the most praoti-
eel and sensible one.
llhe only object of the boat can
be to save life should the ship be re-
duced to a sinking condition, and
both the filling ,of them with water
or marling them dawn would ren-
der them useless for this purpose,
as it would take some time before
they could be made ready for lower-
ing, always supposing bhey escaped
the shattering effect of-she11.
What is being regarded as a good
substitute for life-saving purposes
in many ships in the grand fleet is
the men's mess tables. These ere
made of, one -inch planking, are
about three feet wide, and from
seven to ten feet long. Floabing
Hat on the water, they would sup-
port a great number of men. lar-
mediately meals are finished, these
tabes are dismantled, ready for
carrying on dealt, should- bhe need
for using them for life-saving pur-
poses arise.
Life-saving air belts have recent-
ly been provided. These are worn
around the waist and can be blown
up quickly, and"will keep the wear-
er afloat if the ship goes down.
Everybody Protected.
In our big modern ships no one
will be outside armor protection
during the course of an notion.
There are no secondary armaments
to use to -day ; for although the lat-
est of our Dreadnoughts, the "Iron
Duke" class carry twelve 6 -inch
guns, as diel all pre -Dreadnought
ships, these are a purely anti -tor-
pedo armaament, and would not be
used in a general action. The' gun
numbers woukl be all in their tur-
rets, while the remainder would be
below the protective deck and in-
side the beltarmor,
At the commencement of an ac-
tion that is, if the 'weather were
clear enough to allow for Hong
range the gun crews would have
nothing to do beyond loading the
gun, the training, laying and firing
being parried oust' iby the control
officer in the control Station, situ-
ailed at the foremost heed. It ie
puite possible that a battle may be
decided before the fleet get near
enough for the individual gun -lay-
ers to show their elcill. As things
tango as far as possible; and as ham. I inherited a rheumetle teu-
Admiral Jeihcoe i$ also one of our denoy through my mothers family,
leading gunnery experts; depen iullyinAgaukatly 'l three der.
eas suffered thopt frights
deilee may be planed upon hies to and stillness settled le my left knee
take every advantage thatsnporior Joint, 1 wee Jame and walked with a
ity of gun -fire offers. very distinct limn. Nerviilne was
Thse great test of a general season, brought to my, notice and 1 rubbed it
if one. takes pisco, will be the •lr- into the stiff Joint four or five times a
mor -plate, as 1t is possible that day,. It dispelled every vestige of
thests. will be quite vulnerable to pain, reduced. Lee swelling, took out
the armor -piercing projectiles now the stiffness and gave use the full use
in use. In the diireetion of armor "'I my limb again. I don't believe, there
3s a pain -relieving remedy, not a sin -
the German ships have e slight ad- gle liniment that can compare with
vantage, but nothing conueensurate NervJline. I ,hope every person with
pains, with sore back, with lameness,
with 'lumbago, with neuralgia -1 do,
hope they will try out NervJline winch
I am convinced will quickly and per-
manently cure diem."
If Nervllihe wasn't a wonderful
palnipss remedy, if NervJline didn't
quickly relieve,. 11 iterviline watin't
known to be a grand cure folr'all rheu-
matte conditions, it wouldn't have
been so largely used as a family retie
edy for the past forty years. No bet-`
ter, stronger, or more soothing lief-
ment made. Get the large 50c, fam-
ily size bottle; small trial size 25e.;
sold byany dealer, anywhere.
SCURVY AMONG TROOPS.
The Drinking Water Is Sea`ree• in
with our great gun power,
t s
UP-TO-DATE SERVICE.
The cclnsfort and well-being of the
passengers who travel on the Cana-
dian Pacific is always foremost in
the minds of the officials of the com-
pany, and .further evidence of this
is to be found in the official an-
nouncement made that all the ears
ie the Montreal -Chicago service
have been equipped with an up-to-
dato valet service, so that you can
now have your clothes bruslhed and
pressed while you sleep. Simultane-
ously with this comes the decision of
the Canadian Pacific to discontinue
the use of the toothpicks on tate
tables of the •dining cars. This step
has not been taken without serious
coneideration, Many letters of e,om-
plaaint have been received in this
connection, and it is pretty well
known that provision of boothpieks
at first-class hotels and restaurants
is now considered not quite the
thing.
THE GOAT DOGS.
•
A Mexican Rancher Describes His
Method. of Training Them.
Just before the Rio - Grande
crosses the boundary lisle between
Colorado and New Mexico, it en-
ters a box canon whose walls in
some places are a thousand feet in
height and almost perpendicular.
For e number of miles, before it en-
ters the canon, the. river flows
through a rough country that is
worthless for farming purposes.
The pasturage even is so scanty that
it is suitable only for sheep and
goatse The few settlers are all
Mexicans.
Wolves and coyotes haunt the
hills and ravines along the river
bank, and the herds must be watch-
ed day and night. Near the en-
trance to the canon lives a Mexican
rancher who owns several large
herds of goats. He has found out
how to herd his flock without hired
help. He sends the herd out on
the range under the care of dogs,
each of which has been raised
among goats, and has, in fact, had
a goat foster mother. This man de-
scribes his method of training his
dog herders as follows:
"My dogs are a cross between the
shepherd and Scotch collie. As
soon as the pups are born, I take
those that I want to make into
herders away from the mother dog
and put them to nurse on a nanny
goat, one puppy to a goat. The
goat milk agrees with them perfect-
ly. .They are never permitted to
run with other dogs, and know no
companions except goats, and by
the time, they are grown they have
a thorough knowledge of their
adopted relatives. You might al-
most say that they were half goat.
"After the puppies get their
teeth, I have to watch them care-
fully, for now and then one of
them will get the habit of bitingthe
goats. That trait renders the dog
atbsolutely useless for my purposes,
and I immediately kill him.. But
biters are very rare. The dog rais-
ed in this way soon becomes a natu-
ral guardian of goats, and at it
year or so can be put in charge of
a herd. The herds go to the hills
in the early spring, and remain
there till the first snow comes. The
dog stays with his herd day and
night, drives his charges to the
best grass in the morning, and
rounds them up .at night on some
good bed ground, just as a human
herder would do. And all the time
he keeps a sharp lookout for I.rowl-
ing wolves or coyotes. I almost
never lose any goats eo these ani-
mals.
"I carry food to the dogs once a
day. The only time a dog will leave
his herd and some in to the ranch
is when I fail to take hitn.something
to M. And then he is impatient to
get back bo his work, and as soon as
he has got his meal, hurries away.
"I find the dog herders more sat-
isfactory than men. They under-
stand their business thoroughly,i
and they aro always faithful. More-
over, 1 do not have to pay them
any wages."
,1t
ALMOST LYNCHED
16 hwenoned to a ieoal druggist that
sold a cheap acid corn eSles instead of
the reliable Putnam's Corn Extractor.
Substitutes burn the scan-Eutnam'e cares
the corn. Ueo only the best—"Patnwm'e"
86e. at all doalera.
When a man 'comes home sick, hie'
wife expects him to hold the baby
while she mixes him a dose of some
eland fn the North Sea, WO have nasty otuff.
Spite of Rain.
British troops in the trenches in
West Flanders and northern
France are suffering seriously from
scurvy and vermin. Water is
scarce for drinking purposes and
almost none at all of it to be had
for bathing purposes despite the
great quantities of rain that have
fallen. The following letter from a
member of the now -famous Middle-
sex Regiment, says:
"We have been kept busy lately
waiting, and continually moving
from, the beastly . German shells.
The Germans are using vast quan-
tities of lyddite; and many of the
boys have been permanently deaf-
ened by the roar, when the shells
explode nearby.
"I have not had my clothes or any
boots off for twenty days. All the
others aro in the same fix. There
has been lots of rain, but there is
little water for drinking or bathing
purposes.
"Mud, mutt. That is the principal
part of the landscape on every hand.
We are living in dug -outs at ;the•
foot of little hills or behind patches
of woods.
"The Germans have four big guns
in front of our lines which are liable
to go off at any hour of the day or
night. Each shellweighs 230 pounds
and we call them Black Mabias.
They can shoot ten miles, and the
other day one struck near the edge
of the trench, burying me beneath
a wagon -load of mud and slime, but
the boys dug me out before I suffo-
cated.
"Yesterday wa.s a terrible clay.
The German artillery kept blazing
away from dawn to dark, and it was
impossible to get in or vitt of the
'first line trenches. This phase of
fighting is far from our old concep-
tions of fighting. We seldom see
any Germans to shot at except
small parties of snipers.
"My teeth and gums are getting
sore from eating the hard army bis-
cuits, and most of the others are in
the same way. We usually soak
them in warm water or tea before
we try to eat them. Writing paper
and envelopes are very scarce at
the front, for all the apace on sup-
ply trains is naw being taken up
with provisions, ammunition, fresh
arms and other aecou'trements.
Only small packages now get
through -the military postal service.
All big ones are barred."
Memory Helps.
Not only dates, but figures and
facts, can be committed to memory
without mach effort by making it
a rule never to think of one thing
without recalling what you want
to remember with it. Suppose you
wash to remember a school friend's
address. If you think of the num-
ber of the house and the- name of
the street whenever you think of
his home you will never forget it.
It is this habit of tying one idea or
fact to another that enables some
persons to remember quickly, and
any one can acquire this habit who
will perseveringly follow this sim-
ple rule.
Ass Important Point.
A city girl was taking a course in.
Agricultural College. After a lec-
ture on "How to Increase the Milk
Flow," she rose for a question.
"How long," she blushingly in-
quired, "must one beat a cow ;be-
fore she will give whipped cream i"
BD. 6.
ISSUI1 3--'16.
Ii bl a Rl(AI#I.1J PIIO'I.TOGTIAPTIS
Late King Edward n)Id the Raiser
In Altitudes anger,
Attit.la cs �ak Ant, a,
"I call the picture 'Tile Begill-
ning of the Wan,"' is how Sir Her-
bert Tree describes a remarkable
photograph which he 'sesames illus-
trating a quarrel between the late
King' Fikva.rd Atn'cl the Kaiser Wil-
helm several years ago, The origin
of the quarrel is not divulged, but
Nr. Basset, the London oorrespan-
dent of the Petit Parisien, relates
how he :Erse saw this anapebot,
"taken five or six years ago, when
King Edward VII„ irritated by cer-
taie underhand tricks on the part
of his nephew, found it, necessary to
tell 'Miliaria II. what he thought of
him fairly sher•ply, The indiscreet
photograph shows the end of the
'scene. The two sovereigns had
'beer talking in a corner of the gcer-
d"en, and'a•fter a discussion,' which
seems to have been very heated,
Bing Edw,•1rc1'has turned brusquely
away, called his dogs to heel, and,
obviously displeased, has refused.te
hear another word. The Isaiser,
looking thoroughly ashamed of him-
self, is trying to detain him, his
hands outstretched in'suppliaation.
I have never Been such a strik-
ing and prophetic picture."
Sir Herbert Tree got the photo
graph in Homburg in. 1909 from a
certain prominent person who wit-
nessed the royal quarrel, It may
well be that that quarrel sowed the
'seeds of the Kaiser's anger that
have attained such monstrous
growth since the war began.
How a Sieh Womac
Can Regain llealth
READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY.
"For years I was thin and delicate.
T lost color and was 'easily tired; a
yellow pallor, pimples and blotches on
my face were not only mortifying to
nay feelings, but because I thought my
skin would never look nice again 1
grew ,despondent. Then my appetite
failed. I grew very weak. Various
remedies, pills, tonics and tablets I
tried without permanent benefit. A
visit to my sister put into my hands
a box of Dr. Hamilton's Pills. She;
placed reliance upon them and now
that they have made me a well woman
I would not be without them whatever
they might cost. I found Dr. Hamil-
ton's Pills by their mild yet searching
action very. suitable to the delicate!
character of a woman's nature.. They l
never once griped me, yet they estab-
lished regularity. My appetite, grew
keen—my blood red and pure—heavy
rings under my eyes disappeared and
to -day my slain is as clear and un-
wrinkled as when I was a girl Dr,
Hamilton's Pills dad it all."
The above straightforward letter;
from Mrs. J. Y. Todd, wife of ' well-
known miller. in Rogersville, is proof
sufficient that Dr. Hamilton's Pills are
a wonderful woman's medicine. Use.
no other p111 but Dr. Hamilton's, 25c.
per box. All dealers or the Catarrh -
ozone Co., Kingston, Ontario.
When a man boasts of being slow
but sure, we are at least sure about
the slow part!
Minard's Liniment Cures Olphthorla..
"I've come," said a man who had
just been shown into the editor's
room, "to see why you called me a
political jobber in your paper to-
day." "I regret the error quite as
much as you," replied the editor,
"`Ah, then you didn't mean to call
me that?" "No, sir, I wrote 'rob-
ber' very distinebly."
M.inard's Liniment Co., Limited.,
Gentlemen.—Lest winter I received great
benefit from the bee of MINAJiD'S LINT.
MEET in a severe attack of La Grippe,
and 1 have frequently proved it to be very
effective in CARes et inflammation.
Yours,
W. A. HUTCIIINSON.
Magistrate — Now, prisoner, I
wish to know why you Mb your bus•
band with .the kitchen poker, as
you admit you did? Prisoner —
Shure, yer honor, I . couldn't find
the broomstick, at I use in general,
so I took the nearest thing that
came to hand.
Minard's Liniment Cures DIstontpar,
Little Guido Pasts.
To be glad of life, because it gives,
you the chance to love and to work
and to play and to look up at the
stars; to be satisfied with your pos-
,cessions, but not contented with
yourself until you have made the
best of them; to despise nothing in
the world except falsehood and
meanness, and to fear nothing ex-
cept cowardice ; to be governed by
your admiration rather Ibharn by
your diegulst; too covet noiliing that.
is your neighbor's except his kind-
ness of heart and gentleness of man-
ner—these aro libtle guide posts on
the footptuth to peace.—Henry Van
Dyke.
Magistrate—Whyid yeu marry
two wives? Fat—Well, ser, so long
I supported the both of them wid-
out wan knowin' about the other: I
thought as hew.1 moiglit be dose'
humanity a blessin' 'by dispensin'
wid was chid maid, ,
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, file,
Eir
Pork &
Beans
Of 4i,
Highest grade beans kept whole
anal mealy by perfect baking,
retaining their full strength,
Flavored with delicious sauces.
They have no aqua1.
21:7' tte/1-
. Just the Trouble.
Knitker—All men are equal be-
fore the law, le
Booker—That's just the trouble,
they-sheuld be equal after the law.
YOUR OWN DRUGGIST. WILL T,IELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy fur Red, weak, watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids, No Smarting -•-
Just Nye Comfort, write. for Boole of the Eye
by,nallirree. Murine Eyeaemedy Co., Chicago,
One•Sitled. -
Magistrate — I. understand. that
you 'overheard the quarrel between
the defendant and his wife 1
Witness—Yes, sir. •
Magistrate—Tell me, if you can,
what he seemed .to be doing.
Witness—He seemed to be doing
the listening, sir.
Minard's Liniment Curse Carget In Cows,
'Conceited Youth—"I wonder why
that young girl over there looks at
me so• much l" Young Lady—"She
has weak eyes, and the doctor told
her to relieve them by looking at
something green!"
FARMS FOR SALE.
Fi. W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Street,
Toronto.
IL' YOU WANT TO BUY OR SELL
Fruit, Stock; Grain or Dairy Farm.
l,
write II. W. Dawson, Brampton, or 90 Co
borne St., . Toronto.
H. W. DAWSON, Colborne St., Toronto.
FARMS WAISTED. •
41Alis12 WANTED I'Olt DASD BUY -
era and to exchange for Toronto
houses. Petvtress• ii'urm Specialist. 113
Cimreh St• Toronto.
TOR SALE.
lt3 L'' .ISTMRED SICORrISOON AND
.ILSs Holstein Calves. T. J. Morrison.
Durham.
MISCELLANEOUS.
!`1 ANCER, 10110155. LUMPS. ETO..
�./ internal and external, cared with.
out pain by our home treatment, Write
us Co., before
imittoo ed Cnllinewoed. 0,,t, Medical
INTE' JA' I° AL ' OUI ' F I•a
TOgNIC'
0kpsilioes..11 111.)-mora
t ithy
,,,d v,enm0A. s •t.,
25c, /km panne, by lana
•�ht'.5. " V'ry ,-.
our New
°rime. for
1 I g urNewe nk,'InOrnalional
-� !�. Poultry Guide.• rroe.
Jul , 1 1 . I, INTERNATIONAL STOCK TOGO Ca
Unit*. TORONTO, ONT.
Machinery For Sale
Engine, shafting, belting, pulleys,
etc. from large factory for sale.
Wheelock engine, 18 by 42, complete
with cylinder frame, fly wheel, bear-
ings, etc., all in good condition.
Shafting from one inch to three
inches, pulleys thirty inches W
fifty inches, belting six inches tai
twelve inches. Will sell entire or
in parte
NO REASONABLE
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OFFER RI,FCSED,
S. Frank Wilson & Sons.
73 Adelaide Street West, Toronto.
Just a Scra't
BUT it needs looking' after
Just the same. First aid
treatment with
CARBOLATED
aseF ne
Trademuk
will help it to heal quickly
and prevent risk of infection,
Carbolated "Vaseline" is a
Most effective antlseptfc
dressing for cute, bruises,'
bolls, and satin Irritations of
all kinds, such as eczema,
poison ivy and barber's itch,
Also good for corns.
Sold by Chemists and de-
partinent stores everywhere.
Refuse to accept substitutes.
Free booklet on request.
CHESEBROUGH MF'G Co.
(Consolidated)
1880 Chabot Ave. Montreal