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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1914-11-12, Page 6Young Folks The Iirineess and the Bird, Once<ihere \vas a princess who had, ahs tb pet, the smallest bird in all the .world. Sale ,tied one end of to goldesa cord round the. bird's leg, Alba fastened the other ,end to her ;wrist. ,At night elm put the bird into •a jeweled ease, the bars of which were ,pure gold, But the 'lit- tle +bird was mut balmy, for it wish- ed to go free c:niong the garden flowery,. "Oh, let ane go it plead- ed, But the ipriueess shook her head. "I love you," •slhe said, "If you did love rne," replied the (bird "you would 'wish one to be `haippy. 1' can never be happy till I'm. &ree." Still the princess shook her head. "You aro the •smallest 'bird in all the wide world," elle said. "If I were to: let you go, you would have no golden cage. Where would you find shelter and feed?" "1 should find the open sunlight better than .a gulden cage, and my food should be the sweetness of the bowers," the bird pleaded. "Oh, little bird, you would never reiturn to one!" . "No, said the little, bird, "I should never eoine back, for I do not love you. You bound me with a golden cord." Then the princess thought, "If the bird does not love me, I will not keep •it aga'ipst its 'with I love it so 'much that I wish it to .be hap- py. Perhaps, if I let it go, it will love me a little in return:" 'So she cut the cord and let the bird out into the wide world ,where the trees and flowers grow. Then its happiness was as wide as the wind., It flitted hither and thither in the sunlight all day, Its little feathers that had 'been brown turned bete emerald, and ruby, and amethyst, and sapphire, and topaz, for those were the colors of the flowers that it visited. But one day. as it "went from flower to flow 00, it came upon a rose. In the heaot of the rose there lay a tear. that was like crystal. "The prin- cess passed this way," said the rose. "Siie mourns because she is lonely without you. I have kept her 'tear to give to you," "Po'or princess," said the little bird, "1 elo love her ! She gave one the sunlight and the'flowers. I will go back, and I will see if I can com- fort her. I shall miss my freedom, but I -shall have her love." So the little bird flew back to the brincess. "ft was your love that rought ane." said the 'bird. "1 ha -s -e been happy in the•sunliglit and the flowers. See ! Where I have dipped intu the flowers, all the feathers about my throat have be- come emerald, and ruby, and ame- thyst, and sapphire, and topaz; for the flo-wers are the jewels of the wide,wide world, and I have found 'their magic:'' The ,princess did not + bind the bird with golden cord.It was ever after as free to come and go as the wind, and •both the princess and the 'bird were happy. Some clay when you go into the garden, you may see the little bird. It is the smallest bird that there is in the wide, wide world, and the feathers about its throat are like jenwels. Ae the bird goes from flow- er to flower, ib hunts a song about tate princess and her love, and that, perhaps, is why it is called the hamming bird, --- Youth's' Com- panion. • A CHANGE OF TONE, The Germans Are Not So Sure of Vic- ' tory Now, The truth regarding the ,war is not being told to the German people now, any More than it has been liitlumlo. Nevertheless, incel'tain indirect forms, the truth is leaking alt. For instance, in tate more reputable German news- paper;s, there Is a growing absence of the complete and boastful assurance of victory which marked the earlier stages of i.ho war. Conjidenee in the might of the German army is still pro- claimed, but it 1s now being admitted as a posibllity that the fortune of war ,may be adverse to Germany for a time Now, that is a big admission, becaase it' has always been declared, and by Germans themselves most em- phatically. that they had no time to altre away: that the campaign in B'rance at least must be finished vie• toriously without any `delay. Eight, weeks at the very outside was the term allotted for the campaign in in trance, and the possibility of 011)' serious check fo the German armies in the western theatre of war was nev- er contemplated. Any admision to the contrary, therefore, is an adults -'c cion of failure, i,otwelistunding nll at- tenipts at disguise, t On a Clear Fooling. An Irishman who (gertph•1.1 a. email 1 1(1 1 in the Ner'tll ;,f Ire- 1a11d vvas Bt arrears of 3t1�. ,,r rent with hi Ian -sneer]. His ]ancllerd, steing:no possible 'l,anre .,f getting his money, went to Pat one day end offered t>o, th10lw off one half '1 the amount Ser as to eneouragc hint to 0lv the other half. yiell," sei111 •11at, "smile yotl are so good es to throw off the :half T. never saw the day .l would ,take ,tnvi.hing tiff nny mart for u511xinr, end to let ;scat see that I'm -es good a DISC as ;yogi 'I'll throw off the other half, and that; will leave its on a altar foot leg,;'' A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO HEALTH No Reason Why They Should Suffer ).'rola Backaches and .11eadaches To every woman belongs the right to enjoy a healthy, itotive, bal',py life; yet nine out often suffer, of- ten in silence, from splitting head- aches; torturing backaches, violent heart palpitation or some. other of the many evils that follows anaemia, or bloodlessness, That is Why one sees s0 natty wo- men with pale, thin cheeks, dull eyes and drooping figures—sure signs that t1t °blood is out of order. .A11 suffering women should win the right to be well by refreshing their weary bodies with the dew, rich blood of health that promptly tianeforms them into healthy, at- tractive women, There is no other medicine can supply this new, zicll blood so speedily and so surely as Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. Through this medicine thousands of tired, suffering wo- men have found new health and strength. Mrs. dames Drost, Chipman, N.B., says: "For years I dkl not; know what it was to be en- tirely free from headache or back- ache, My hands were cold and cl�adnmy all the time. It was diffi- cult for me to gest my work done, and to walk even a short distance would leave me completely worn out. My life was one of constant worry, and I thought I would never be better. I was dootoring all the tame, but without 'a bit of benefit, and fin, i -- 11 the doctor stopped r ing me medicine, as hep-saidghe could not help me. Do yon wonder that I was in despair. My mother urged me to take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, but I said ""what's, the use ; medicine can't help me." Eow- ever, my husband gob six boxes of the pills, and to please hi'm I began to take them. By the time I had finished them I undoubtedly had improved, and there was the signs of returning health in my cheeks and hands. My husband thought the improvement so great that he got another half-dozen boxes, and before these were completed I was enjoying such good health as I had not hall in years; in fact, I was a well woma-n, and have since enjoyed the best of health. I sincerely feel that 1 owe my life to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and shall. always recom- mend them to all sick people." You can get these pills.pt any medicine dealers, or they will be sent by mails postpaid, at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 by writing TheiDr. IPlilliams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. MAKE SOLDIERS SLOWLY. Icitehcucr's New Army Not Likely to Go Before Christmas. That Lord Kitchener believes as well as says it will be a long war is made evident by the methods he is using in preparing the British re- cruits for service. Persons. hope- ful that the end might oome this winter will be interested to know that the firsb 100,000 of the extra division men will dot be fit to take the field until after Christmas, al though the training centres have been at 'work with them for weeks, The raw men are being put througll their paces as if they were to make soldiering their Work for the rest of their lives, as, indeed, many of them will. What'with phy- sical and squadron drills, musket- ry. night work and marching, each man puts an about seven physically active hours a day. Between times. lie hears leetures on a great variety of topics, such as sanitation, the cause of the war and the German army. He is to know not only how to fight, but why ale is fighting and. what he is to contend against. fi]tchener's war school uses a 26 - week course to prepare a man to bo "shot over." This causes impa- tience among the patriots and at the same time cures it, Bub Kitch- ener'knows the folly'of sending un- trained men into the field against such a machine as the Kaiser's. The English clerk. rushing to the calors, is getting at Aldershot a taste of the discipline •which made the Sirdar' master of Egypt. 3c WI-IE;N BABY IS ILL: When the baby is ill or out, of sorts give. him Baby'e Own Tablets, They are the ideal medicine for little ones ,aud never fail to relieve 'opsit !eation 'and indigestion; cure olds. allay simple fevers and pro- mote healtlife1 sleeps. Cloneernang hem Mrs F. v\'urker, Ingersoll, Ont rey:a. "I have used Baby's Own Tablet:, for eight years and can highly recommend them to all mothers for babyhood and ,chi'ld- hood ailments." The table*a are sold by medicine clealore o0 by mail at 2t cents a box Nan The Dr. Whams Medicine Co., Brookville, Inti I.{flows it to IZuiw.. "What sort of a speech does he Hake?" "A_ lazy worker's speech." "1 don't get you.' "Ito always knows when its melt- ing time," The German Crown Prince., This caricature, by Edward Gills, a famous Belgian a.rtiet, is a wen- deeful resemblance of the looting prince --whose animosity to Eng- land is the outstanding trait of e blatant, shallow and conceited character the Crown Prince has set an example. of uncivilized war- fare 'to his misguided soldiery by the plundering of the 'chateaux of non-combatants,—London Tatler. NOTES OF SCIENCE Three out of every four German nonogenarians are women. Sheepskin isused as a substitute for almost every other kind of lea- ther. An electric machine that works, autoenabically has been invented for stuffing -sausages. Folded paper drinking cups, bound together like a cheque book, are a novelty foo. travellers, For cleaning bath tubs there has been invented se flat metal handle to be covered with toweling. A floating buoy Made of conereee is used for mooring vessels in the harbor of Kingsto-n, Jam:aioa. Traps have been invented to catch flies at 'their breeding places before they become old enough to move away. Railroads in Southern Russia are preserving their ties by soaking them in a strong solution of crude sea salt. Sound cumber, 25 years old, has been proved by a German govern- ment test 'to be materially stronger than new stock. Operated by hand, speed being at- tained by gear wheels, a tiny emery; wheel has been invented for grind- ing off corns,. A drinking fountain from which the water bubbles upward which may be fastened to an ordinary faucet has been patented. There are more than' 85,000,000 sheep in Australia and nearly 25,- 000;000 in New Zealand', or more than eighteen for each resident. A wire lemon -juice extractor has been invented that r•eseanbles the familiar glass one with the advan- tage of being unbreakable. The 'germ theory of the transmis- sion of contagious diseases was en- tertained as fax back as 1657, when the plague ravaged Rome. • 01 English invention is a magni- fying glass that may be attached to a pencil or engraving'tool to aid a draftsman or engraver. An artificial butter corning into use in Europe to replace the cream- ery variety is made of cocoanut oil and hydrogen, blended with milk, A one-piece suit, including coat and 'trousers, has been invented for men to wear while gunning or in- dulging in other outdoor pastimes. Wireless telegraphy works better on the Pacific than on the Atlantic and experts are trying to fund &1l adequate explanation for the fact. A motor sleigh built for a Rus- sian grand duke has a cigar -shaped body, and is propelled by a suction, turbine, operating against the air in front. Efforts are being made to increase the tobacco industry in Ireland, the soil of which is easel to be sui't'able for raising almost all varieties of leaf. liVitltotit an arched , support", or centre pier, a single -span concrete bridge 134 feat long, strong enough for the heaviest velhicle traffic, has been built in Illinois, For use in French. colonial waters where rank vegetation would food submerged wheels, shallow -draft boats have been built 'that are driven by aeroplane motors and propellers. For qulek destruotion of buildings and foe blasting •o'ntrenchreents Feu- pully a new mulrttaa;y explosive has been invented, handled lit e dyna- mite, but with gr'ea•ter safety enol more effect. "Father, don't men call them- selves bachelors 'before they get married ?" "Yes, my bey." "And wvhat do they call theniselveb,,after, dad?" "Rush! It isyt't fit fou' little boys to know," Tortures of Rheumatism Yield to This Remedy'" , 11 You URe e Tills A Marvel of Speed, an Unfailing Our for Old Chronic Cases, GET A TRIAL BOTTLE TO -DAY, With reliable old Nerviline you eau' rub out 111e pain of R11Pllllmtlen,, Scht• Lica, lumbago, or Neuralgia ---rub it away so completely that you feel lute new all over, It platters mot how deeply seated the pain 1s, how long you have bad it --rubbing with the king of all llnl- mtants "Nerviline" will rum you. Nerviline is highly concentrated--, about five times stronger than the or dinary' white ammonia liniment— therefore it penetrates quickly --sinks in deeply ---and gets right at the core of the pain at once --draws out the lameness, takes away the stiffness -- eases the joints that have hurt you so much, Out domes the pain every tilne you rub on Nerviline, which contains some of the most valuable path -subduing remedies known to science, Worth its weight to gold to every family in the land, and sure to cure the emergent and minor ills of a hundred kinds that constantly arise, Get the large 50e. family size bottle; small trial size 25c. Nerviline is sold by every dealer, ev- orywhere. ELECTIRIC'I'I'Y IN WARFARE. 11 Helps to Destroy Lives As Well As To Save Them. Few persons realize to what ex- tent electricity is used in time of war. As a matter of fact, it has changed the whole &ace of war. The most important ' an of its uses is in , l sending messages. To the naval commander, the news of the Move— ments of hostile vessels that come to him:by wireless telegraphy may be all-important in preventing raids or sudden attacks. To the land commander, the ability to communicate either by telegraph or telephone with brother officers, in various parts of the extended lines of modern !battles, may enable him to keep whole bodies of men from being annihilated. In speed, cer- tainty, and efficiency, no method of signaling can approach the various electrical machines that are now indispensable parts of every mod- ern military and naval equipment. (Moreover, the electric searchlight is an implement of equal value on ship and shore. Again, electricity perjforms in naval vessels almost unnumbered services. It lights the ships, it trains the guns, it con- trols the fire and the movement of the ammunition hoists. Further- more, itpropels the submarines, and explodes most submarine and subterranean mines. But on the other hand, its uses are not all de- structive, 'for it helps to save lives as well as to destroy them. In the properly equipped military hos- pital the surgeons do not, as in the old days, have to probe for bullets or ,straps of shell; the X ray reveals them almost instantly. PRESSE]) HARD Heavy Weight on Old Age. When people realize the injurious effects of 'tea and coffee and the change in health .that Poebuni can bring, they are usually glad to lend their testimony for 111e benefit of others, "My mother, since her early childhood, was an inveterate coffee drinker, ]lad been -troubled with her heart for a number of years and complained of that 'weak all over' feeling and sick stomach." (The offeets on the system of tea and coffee drinking are very similar, be- cause they each contain the drug, caffeine.) "Some time ago I was snaking a visit to a distant part of the coun- try and tools dinner with one of the merchants of the place. I noticed a somewhat unusual .}favour of the i"coffee," and asked him concern- ng it. He replied that it was Pos- ture. "I was so pleased wily it that, after the meal Was over, I bought a package to carry home with pre, and had wile prepare some for the next meal. The whole family were so well ples'od with it that we dis- continued eoffee and used Post= ene ""tir1 hlyad really been at times very anxious concerning my mother's condition, but we noticed that after using Pos'tum for a Short time, she felt so much better than she, did prior to its tugs, and h -ad little trou- ble with her 11601't and no Stole stomach ; that theheadaches were 1101 so frequent; and her general condition mach impi'oved. This continued until she was well and hearty. "I know .Posture has benefited myself and the other members of the family, but -lot in 50 marked a degree as in the case of my mother, as she was a victim oil long stand- itlg." Name given by Canadian Postinn Co., Windsor, Ont. Patton comes in *105) fortis: Regular P0811tnt -- must be well" boiled, 600 and 25e bade,ges. Instant Postmu -as a soluble pow- der, , A i:easporinful dissolves quick- ly in a• cup of hot "water and, with cream and sugar, snakes a delicious beverage itts(nn(Iy: ent' incl 50e tins, • The mei, per cup of both kinds is about the wane. "There's it Rca.sorl" for Posttim. ---sold by Groeerc, Ell. 4, Realize this ambition, when assisted by Cuticura Oint- ment, by keeping your -'scalp clean and free from dandruff, itching and irritation. Samples 'Free by Mail Cutlo-ra Soap and Ointment Bold throughout the world. Liberal sample or each manod bootwith . book, Address "Cu[loura"Doti( Hoon, U.S.A. Pat Gave flim An Answei.'. Travelling in Donegal not long ago a clergyman engaged a lo- quacious boatman to row him en one of the lakes and show him the sights. They inspected a ruined 'castle with the legend of a banshee. The clergyman, thinking he would put a poser to the loquacious Irish- man, who knew everything, in- quired, "Have you ever seen a banshee, Pat?" "Aye, bedad, that I have, your reverence." "In- deed!" said the clergyman with an incredulous smile, "And pray where did you see one?" "Stuffed in a• museum," replied the unabash- ed Celt without any hesitation. Too Sudden. George Goodfellow was dining with his .best girl, who had just giv- en one of her prettiest nods to a young man who come in and sat down at a table opposite. "That's a nice -looking young fellow. Is he a friend of yours?" 'Yes, indeed; I know him well," laughed the maiden. "Shall I ask him to join us?" asked George, anxioue to dis- play his goodness of nature. "0 George!" said the girl., blushing; "this is so sudden•" "Sudden? What do you mean?" he asked in surprise. "Why—why, 'that's our young minister." o '5 An Appalling Condition Invariably results when you nee :t cheap Corn salve. Be judicious, 116e "Putnam',," for fifty ye0ss it has cured corns and warts iamb nothing ease can touch. Ask for Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor only, 2Se., at all dealers, - Pat's Decision. "Pat," saicl Sandy, "why is a short man struggling to hiss a tall woman like an Irishman going up Vesuvius " "Faith, and isn't it because he's trying to get at the mouth of the crater?" replied Pat. Granulated Eyelids, rEyes inflamed by expo- sure to Sun, Dust and Wind quickly relieved by Maurine yes Eye Remedy. NoSmartiag, just Lye Comfort, At Your Druggist's 00c per Bottle. Miuranc Eye SalveinTubes25c. ForBeekoflheEyelreeask Druggists or Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago Man sets up the drinks --then drink upsets the man. Mlnard's Liniment Cures Carpet In Cows,, Deaf patrons of a London thea- tre have been provided with head telephones, -the sounds being gath- ered on the stage by megaphone transmitters, "Are ,you married, my man?'' a lady asked a sailor. "Yes, indeed, mum—married incl' fourteen e chil- dren. "Poor fellow, travelling about like this! Ansi dou't you ever get homesick 1" "Only when I'm home, alum. ' IST I; 4i •-_'.1d: IPatNemed.Thenl, In lrieltmall wits seated in a railway carriage beside al lel 1uw- pa:igen gc'r lvito impelled to be it lxrnn111'reitll traveller. Pat, wishing to be friendly, started talking to hint about II eine Mule, `!'his scpm• ed to irritate the gentleman, who was a Unionist, He turned en Pat rattler sharply and said, "Don't talk to mrM Sts I am a •roruntercial traveller," Pitt sulked in the cor- ner mail they Cattle tea jtutetiun, and there they espied a- number of donkeys Poing by rail. The travel- ler, wishing to have a, joke at t'at's expense, said, "Eh, Pat, what do you call them?" '•Bechul, sir," said Pat, "you ought ie know Ureal, as they are all commercial travel- lers." Brothers In Distress, The wile of the colonel was making the round of a hospital, and passed at the bedside of a wounded Highlander. The gallant fellow, one of whose legs had been recently amputated, was toying with a German helmet—evi- dently a trophy of war, "Well,' said the lady, "I suppose you killed your nlan7" "Well, naw," quietly respond- ed the soldier; "you see it was like this. I -le lay on the field pretty near me with an awfu' bad wound, an' bleedin' away somethiu' terrible. I was losin' a lot o' blood too era' my leg, but I managed to crawl up to him an' bound him as well as I could, anti he did the same for mo. Nawthin', o' coarse, was said between us. 1 knew no German an' the itlter maul not a word o' English; so when he'cl done, not seem' hoo else tae thank him, I just smiled, an' by way o' token hand- ed him my Glengarry, and he smiled back an' gave me his helmet," .14 How a Sick Woman Cu Regain Health READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY. "Fol' years I was titin and delicate. I lost color and was easily tired; a yellow pallor, pimples and blotches ou my face were not only mortifying to my feelings, but because I thought my skin would never look nice again I grew despondent. Then. my appetite' failed, I grew very weak. Various remedies, pills, tonic's and tablets T. tried without permanent benefit. A visit to my sister put into 01y hands a box .of Dr, Hamilton's Pills. She placed reliance upon them and now that they have made me a well woman I would not he without them whatever they might cost. I found Dr. Hamil- ton's Pills by their mild yet searching action very suitable to the delicate character of a woman's nature. They never once griped me, yet they estan• llshed regularity. 10 appetite grew keen—my blood red and pure—heavy rings under my eyes disappeared and to -clay my skin is as clear and un- wrinkled as when I was a girl. Dr. Hamilton's Pills did it all." The above straightforward letter from Mrs. J. Y. 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