HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1914-8-6, Page 3r^
va,MAX,m1b.e,Albe. cam es 0.1sAi lia0
Young Eoi6
It (s.� a �ae�o �a. mm's+ vae.•a�
'filings We Cannot Do.
"Father," said Jimmy, ono even-
ing when they had the porch to
themselves, "eon you keep your
third finger straight out while ,you
clench the other fingers an that
handl"
Jimmys father smiled --not too
knowingly. Jimmy had been camp-
ing with his Uncle Jack and the
boys. But the tried ib. With his
left hand first, for he was just a
little proud of doing things with
that hand. He often said that if he
had not been discouraged in infancy
he could Have become ambidex-
trous. It had been perfectly na-
tural for him to handle his apoon
with his left hand, but his mother
had discouraged it.
After Jimmy's father had experi-
mented a little with the third finger
of his left hand he remembered that
he had another one. Pretty soon
be said, "It is queer, but with a
little 'practice--"
"I know a lot of other things you
can't do," said Jimmy, with calm
directness, He dashed into the
house, and when he cams oat he had
several matches, an egg and a
towel.
"Now I" he said, putting the
matches and towel on a chair, and
handing his father the egg.
"Now," repeated Jimmy, "put
the egg between your two hands
lengthwise and try to crush it."
The egg, still intact, was soon in
Jimmy's pooket, and the towel was
over his father's eyes, "Now," he
eaici, "keep perfectly still for five
minutes.
"That's easy," said his father.
"You moved your 'lips," said
Jammy, unwinding the towel and
passing his father a match.
"Put the match across the nail
of your second finger,' he com-
manded. "Now break it with the
first and third fingers of the same
hand."
When the match, also unbroken,
had joined the egg in Jimmy's pock-
et Jimmy told his father to sit
square into his c'hair, as far back
as he could and straight up. "Now,
daddy," he said, "get up without
either bending forward or putting
your feet under the chair."
"Now...." began Jimmy.
But his father saw Jimmy's mo-
ther Doming,' and hastened to cor-
rect a too hasty impression of in-
sanity on his part by reaching for
his newspaper. When he had secur-
ed it he turned again to Jimmy and
asked—"Tell me, can you do any
of these things 1"
"You don't catch me making a
fool of myself trying them," was
Jimmy's answer.
BETTER FARMING.
What the C. P. R. Is Doing for
Farmers in the West.
The 0. P. R. "better farming"
special trains, operated in connec-
tion with the Manitoba Govern-
ment, went on duty this month in
the interests of intelligent and sci-
entific farming in the West. These
trains will contain specimens of
noxious weeds, most troublesome in
the province, and lectures will be
given to teach the effectual meth-
ods of eradication. There will be
models of weed seeds, so that iden-
tification will be easy ; Manitoba
birds, with instructions as to their
habits, whether destructive or bene-
ficial; injurious insects will be illus-
trated on the moving filers; a car
with cattle, sheep and hogs, in con-
nection with which lectures will be
given to young men, especially;. a
car devoted to home economics for
women,. where lady demonstrators
will teach nursing, sewing, and so
forth. To show how thorough and
real and close this instruction is
meant to be by the Canadian Paci-
fic and the Government, it may be
stated that field crops and minia-
ture lay-outsof farm buildings will
be shown in two cars for the pur-
pose—while instruction will be giv-
en as to the protection of such build-
ings. Saskatchewan is in need of
mixed farming, and there will be
special features on bwh large care,
which will be devoted to stock. On
the Saskatchewan train, lecturers
will accompany; and instruction
will be given in everything practi-
cally appertaining to the life of the
farm. This idea is intended, of
course, obiefly•for the new settlers,
who may have but a hazy idea of
farming. The object both of the
company and the .Government is
that the people should fawn to the
'hest of their knowledge and ability,
It as to extract from the soil what
nq,ttu'e is ready to give, if Rho be
properly cppcxej In carrying out
this idea filo OWIS41 P-04111° Ia
willing to spend mondy, knowid g
that good farming anywhere in the
Vorbll-west will mean, ulti,netely,.
Fetter and more profitable business
or itself,
Inanimate.
Agnes --Miriam can neither see,
wally, nor sit down.
Glad ye—Paralyzed 1
Agnes --111,e, fashionable,
GUARD AGAINST
CHOLINRA INFANTUM
Cholera infanta° is one of the
most fatal ailments of childhood
and during the hot summer months
thousands of little lives are lost
by its ravages! The best way to
guard against it is to give 'the baby
an eccasional dose of Baby's Own
Tablets. The Tablets never fail
to regulate the bowels and sweeten
the stofnacth, thus preventing ch.al-
er'a Wanton), diarrhoea, dysentry
and all other stomach and bowel
complaints, They are sold by
Medicine dealers or tby mail at 25
cents a box from The Dr. Williams'
Meclicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
.p
IRELAND FEEDS THE BRITISH.
Exports Moro Meat to England
Than Any Other Nation.
Under the head of "Ireland, the
Provisioner of Britain," the Irish
Industrial Journal gives an inter-
esting analysis on the subject of the
food supply of the Islands. This
is little understood, for the import-
ance of Ireland ase. provider has
not been adequately recognized ev-
en by Irishmen themselves, and the
methods of organization, transport-
ation marketing and distribution
remain unadvanoed and unimprov-
ed, despite the great increase in
the trade. Yet Ireland has a wider
range of ;agricultural products than
any other country supplying the
British markets.
In mea,b Ireland leads all other
countries for value of export to
Great Britain.. The value of Irish
meat of a•11 kinds exported to and
retained for consumption in Great
Britain in 1912 was $65,000,000, and
was greater than the value from
any other country. It is encourag-
ing to read that Ireland is rapidly
increasing her export of goods for
consumption. In 1904, when re-
cords were first kept, -Ireland's ex-
ports of food and drink amounted
to $80,000,000. In 1912 they had ad-
vanced to $115,000,000. This shows
an improvement of nearly 50 per
cent in the short space of eight
years.
It is apparent from these figures
that the development of Irish trade
is mainly a question of sympathe-
tic production, organized marketing
improved transportation, handling,
and advertisement. On the whole
the future of Ireland is bright anc
promising, and the next ten years
should see the Green Isle one of
the most prosperous and progres-
sive countries of Europe.
IKITCHENER'S STORY.
"East and West Do Occasionally
Meet, He Said.
"There was a young woman, a
pronounced brunette," said Lord
Kitchener of Khartoum, "who came
out to Cape Town disguised as a
lady nurse, her object being to keep
her eye on her husband who held a
billet under General Forreatier-
Walker at the base. Later on he
was unfortunately sent to the front,
where still more unfortunately, he
was forthwith picked off by a wan-
dering Masser bullet. The widow
was such a victim to the luxury of
unrestrained grief that ib was ob-
served her raven locks turned am-
ber in a single night. Thus," ad-
ded his Lordship with a malicious
grin, "East and West do occasion-
ally meet. The stricken widow on
the Ganges puts ashes on her head
as an indication of her bereavement
and the widow from the banks of
the Thames applied peroxide of hy-
drogen as an advertisement of her
uncontrollable sorrow."
.>�
PRIZE FOOD.
Palatable, Economical, Nourishing.
A Western woman has outlined
the prize'food in a few words, and
that from personal experience,
She writes.
"After our long experience with
Grape -Nuts, I cannot say enough
in its favor. We•have used this
food almost continually for seven
years,
"We sometimes tried other ad-
vertised breakfast foods but we
invariably returned to Grape -Nuts
as the most palatable, economical
and nourishing of all,
"When I quit tea and coffee and
began to use Postum and Grape
Nuts, I was 'a1most a ' nervous
wreck. I was so irritable I could
not sleep nights, had no interest
in life,
"Alter using Grape -Nuts a short
time I ;began to :improve and all
these Oil, Qts have disappeared
and now I she a *ell woman 14
two children have been almost rais-
ed on Grape -Nuts, which they eat
three times a day.
"They are pictures of health and
have never had the least symptom
of stomach trouble, event rough
019 most eavere stiege of whooping
fbilgh they bould retain Grape -
Nuts when all else 411e4,
"Grape -Nuts food bee caved (loo-
ter bills and has been ,therefore,
a most melon -deal foo for tis,"
Hams given by Celia elan Postum
Co, Windsor, Ont, Read "Tho
Bead to Wellville," in pkgs.
"There's a Reason,"
Ever road tiro above lottery A ns*
ono appears front time to tench They
are emulate, true, and full of house
fstaroet.
THE VOODOOS OF CUBA.
Bellef That Their Ills May Be Cured
By Cannibalism.
Cannibalism in Cuba sounds pretty
strong, but it exists hero just as truly
as it does In darkest Africa, says the
Havana Post. Cannibalism means lire
eating of 1110050 flesh by other human.
beings, and the voodoos in - Cuba do
juat that, us the case of the six.year-
old boy killed at Minas Camaguey is
evidence,
The cannibals of Cuba do not place
their victims on a spit and cook them
barbecue fashion or roast them like
turkeys in great pans, as they do In Af.
rico, but they do eat the hearts of their
victims if they get the opportunity, as
the evidence brought out In the Cama-
guey trial demonstrates. This evi-
dence shows that the voodoo woman
Mercedes Redo told Juan Pino, the fa-
ther of the small negro boy whom he
instructed how to kill the white boy,
that the whites had never done any-
thing for him, that he was bowed and
bunt now with rheumatism from carry-
ing ammunition during the revolution,
and the whites had reaped all the bene-
fitthing of hieinorand bad given him no-
retwurn.
"There is only one thing that will
cure you," this black female fiend told
the old man, "and that is the heart of
a white child. Bat of the heart of a
white child and you will be cured."
The Recto woman wanted the blood
of the little victim, too, because she
thought it would cure her of tubercu-
losis, and she told Pino to get the
heart for himself. He then instructed
his son how to kill. IIe told him that
"from the jugular vein you eau get the
,most blood," and showed him where it
Tras, The little negro then invited the
white boy to go with him and eat man-
goes. He told the judge how he had
attacked his victim and for fear he
might escape had first out off his legs.
He then cut the jugular vein so he
could get the blood for the Redo wo-
man and then tried to get out the
heart so his father could eat it.
This horrible practice is due to the
densest ignorance. These voodoos do
not Trill from passion or for money, but
because they are so ignorant that they
think it will do them good to get the
blood or the heart of a white child.
Such ignorance reflects no credit on
Cuba. There are at most only a few
thousands of these voodoos or canni-
bals in Cuba, and if foreign mission-
aries have been able to convert the
savage tribes of Africa from their can-
nibalism, surely the government ought
to be able to do the same here.
Will Quickly Cure
Any Sour Stomach
Relieves Fullness After Meals.
"When I was working around the
farm last winter, I had an attack of in-
flammation," writes Mr. B. P. Dawkins,
of Port Richmond. "I was weak for a
long time, but well enough to work un-
til spring. But something went wrong
with my bowels, for I had to use salts
or physic all the tune. My stomach
kept sour, and always after eating
there was pain and fullness, and all the
symptoms of intestinal indigestion.
Nothing helped me until I used Dr,
Hamilton's Pills. Instead of hurting,
like other pills, they anted very mildly,
and seemed to heal the bowels. I did
not require large doses to get results
with Dr. Hamilton's Pills, and feel so
glad that I have found a mild yet cer-
tain remedy. To -day I am well—no
pain, no sour stomach, a good appetite,
able to digest anything. This is a whole
lot of good for one medicine to do, and
I can say Dr. Hamilton's Pills are the
best pills, and my letter, I am sure,
proves it."
Refuse a substitute for Dr. Hamil-
ton's Pills of Mandrake and Butternut,
sold in yellow boxes, 25c. All dealers,
or The Catarrhozone Co„ Kingston,
Ont.
WINDFALLS POR KING.
Southport Lady Left L'Si,000 for
Use of the Crown.
Southport's (England) intestate
spinster, Miss Amanda Cooper, has
provided the crown with oneof its
greatest windfalls. Her fortune
of £51,000 will bo paid to the trea-
sury "for use of the king."
The phrase is no empty form of
words, says the Sheffield Telegraph,
for his majesty does have actual
control over all estates which re-
vert to the crown in consequence
of their owners dying without re-
latives. I£ these crown windfalls
are estimated over a long course of
years it will be found that the
Southport amount has • several
times been exceeded.
On two occasions the treasury has
raked in estates of no less than
£200,000—one from a Cheltenham
man in 1881, the other from a
lunatic in 1884.
In recent years the most remark-
able instance: of the crown's luck
was £150,000 in 1905, from the es-
tate of the 'romantic recluse of
Folkestone, Captain George Lind-
say Anthony Wilson, who changed
!tie name, cut himself adrift from
the world, and allowed his posses
cions to take core of themselves.
During 1013, ninety-seven es-
tates were reported to the $ring's
and lord treasurer's remembrancer
as having fallen to the crown in
Scotland, among them being that
of Dean William Hatt of Dundee.
Tho amount received in respect of
estates during the year was £13,055.
Receipts on aoeount of treasure
trove were £12 17s, 6d.
g'
"Willie," remarked Mr, S,l,iIRon,
"didn't you go to the trunkrnakers
yesterday and tell him to send
round the trunk I ordered1" Willie
—"'Yes," Mr, Slimon-•!°Well dere
is the trunk, but no strap," "Willie
—"Yes, father, I know' I told him
I thought you hadn't better= have
any. strap."
Do Long Breaths hurt ?
DANGEROUS PLEURISY ALWAYS
BEGINS THIS WAY.
Speediest Cure Is Nervlllne.
Ouch, that stab -like pain in the side
is like a hot knife blade In the ribs!
Probably got overheated ---cooled too
fast --now there is congestion, tight-
ness, such soreness you mit draw a
long breath.
This is the beginning of Pleurisy,
Pleurisy is far too serious to neglect
a single instant.
Quickest relief will come from a vig-
orous rubbing with Nervilino. This
trusty old pain reliever will flx you up
In no tinge—will take away the conges-
tion—make you well just as it did Mr,
Samuel St. Johns, of Stamford, who
says:—"In running to catch a train
last week I became nitwit overheated.
1 put up the train window and rode
that way in order to get cooled off. In
an hour MY side was so full of pain
and my breathing hurt so much that I
thought I had pneumonia, I always
carry Nervlllne in my grip, and at des-
tination I rubbed my side thoroughly
three times. The warm penetrating
effect was soon noticeable and I quick-
ly got relief. Nervilino, I consider,
saved me from a serious illness."
Any sort of a cold can be quickly
broken up with Nerviline, which is a
marvel for reducing Inflammation, for
relieving congestion In the throat and
chest, for curing stitch in the side,
lumbago, neuralgia, sciatica or rheu-
matism. Nothing more soothing or
powerful. The 50c. large family size
is the most economical, Small trial
size 25c. at dealers everywhere.
d•
DEPUTY MINISTER OF MILITIA
Col. Eugene Fiset Was Mao of War
From Boyhood.
The Deputy Minister of Militia is
"a man of war from his youth up."
If long service is any justification
for promotion in the militia, he is
abundantly qualified. He went in-
to camp with his regiment at the
age of ten. He comes of a mil-
itary father. He is the son of Hon.
S. B. R. Fleet, of the Canadian
Senate. His father was Lieut.-Ool-
onel of the 89th Regiment of Ili-
mouski, and he took his son with
him to camp at the age of ten.
Young Eugene Fiset went as a bu-
gler, and his first taste of military
life decided his fate. He los caught
with the military spirit. 'He loved
the life he stayed with it. At six-
teen he was provisional second. lieu-
tenant in his father's regiment; in
five years he was lieutenant; and
throe years after that he was major.
He is now full Colonel in the per-
manent force of the Dominion, and
has qualified for the rank of Sur-
geon -General.
Colonel Eugene Fiset, D.S.O,,
has an active service record, of
which no soldier need be ashamed.
He went out to South Africa with
the first Canadian contingent; and
Col Eugene Fiset,, D.S.O.
he was thrice mentioned in the des-
patches for bravery under fire. Col-
onel Fiset be it known, is not only
a military man; he is also a, sur-
geon; and it was as a succorer of
the wounded that he won his honors
on the veldt. The first occasion
on which he was mentioned in the
despatches was the first day at
Paardeburg. The incident it thus
told in the official report sent home
by Colonel Otter :
"The company stretcher bearers
exhibited great pluck, and five of
them were among the wounded;
three were wounded in carrying
Capt. Arnold from the firing line,
the stretcher on which ho was be-
ing made a special object el atten-
tion by the Boer marksmen. In
connection with this incident I must
note the courage displayed by Sur -
Capt Fiset, who, when the stret-
cher on which Capt. Arnold was
being brought to the rear was
stopped a short distance from the
firing line by the wounding of one
of the bearers, went forward and
attended to Capt. Arnold, and
subsequently assisted as bearer in
bringing him to the rear. Ca,pt
Pied also attended to many of the
wounded under fire during the
day,"
Gazetted as Major.
For this act of bravery, Capt.
Filet was given promotion on the
field of battle, anti: on March 1,
1000, only a few days after Cronje
turrenderod, he was gazetted as,
Major of the Army Medioal Service
in the Imperial Army, the rank
�vllioll 110 held throughout the rest
of ,the campaign, He Played in
/ATEY BUSTERS
F{[EFSELY ITFI?
Between Fingers, Spread to Tips,
Would Swell Up, itch and Burn,
,Did Not Dare Put Hands In
Water, Cuticura Soap and Cuti-
cura Ointment Cured,
Cannan; hfanitoba.—"A breaking out
between my lingers was the first trouble. It
was very itchy and spread to my auger tips
affecting the nails. It first
appeared In watery blisters
and they were so intensely
Itchy I scratched them and
let the water out making
sores. They would swell
up, itch and burn and finally
the nails would loosen and
come Cir. I spent many
sleepless nights, I did not
dare to pub my hands in water except to
wash them.
"I kept using ointments,
Ointment, but was not cured. Sometimes
the remedies would help allttlobut I was not
Deo from it altogether. I was that way for
nine years trying everything. I heard of
Cuticura Soap and Ointment and sent for
them and before I bad used them half a
dozen Limos I noticed an improvement. By
washing with the Outicura Soap and ap-
plying the Oubieura Ointment frequently I
was cured In three months." (Signed) Miss
Florence E. Sanderson, May 20, 1013.
For more than a generation Outloura Soap
and Ointment have afforded the most eco-
nomical treatment for affections of the skin
and scalp that torture, itch, burn, scale and
destroy sleep. A single sot is often sufficient.
Cuticura Soap and Cuticula Ointment aro
sold by druggists and dealers everywhere.
For a lib,ral free sample of each, with 32-p.
book, send postcard to Potter Drug &
Chem. Oorp., Dept. D, Boston. II. S. d.
South Africa till the war was over
and returned to England with Col-
onel Otter. He was on the field
in every important action in which
the Canadians participated, includ-
ing Popular Grove,, Dreifontein,
Hout Nek, and Zand River ; and' for
his bravery at Paardeburg and in
these other engagements he was
awarded the Distinguished Service
Order, which was bestowed upon
him by Earl Minto on Paardeberg
Day, 1903.
Colonel Fiset inherited not only a
love for the army, he inherited also
a love for the science of Aescula-
pius. His father had been a militia
surgeon before him ; and the young
man followed enthusiastically in
the parental footsteps. He obtain-
ed his early education at Rimouski
College, and thence went on to
Laval University, where he gradu-
ated in 1898 at the age of twenty-
two, with the title of Bachelor of
Medicine. It was as a medical man
that he served throughout the South
African campaign, and on his way
back to the Dominion he took spec-
ial courses in London and Paris in
the treatment of the eye, ear, nose
and throat. He is thus well quali-
fied to serve bis country in a civil
career as well as in the militia.
Appointed by Special Act.
The present organization of the
medical service of the Canadian
militia bears the impress of Colonel
Fiset's abilities. Soon after his re-
turn from South. Africa he became
Staff Ajutaut for the Medioal Ser-
vice, and in 1903 he was appointed
Director -General of the Medical
Service, and the service was put on
its present basis under his super-
vision. He entered upon these du-
ties with the rank of Lieut. -Colonel
but a year later became full Col-
onel of the Permanent Army Medi-
cal Corps. He still holds this rank
although he has been seconded for
duty on the civil side of the militia,
and on July 23, 1913, he became
qualified by service for the rank of
Surgeon - G,eneral, which corres-
ponds to Major-General among the
fighting men.
Delays
So etimes
Expensive
Business or social en-
gagement—just a few min-
utes for lunch—can't wait
for service. What can be
had quickly?
Order
Post
To
oasties
with fresh berries or fruit
and cream. They will be
served immediately, they
are nourishing and taste
mighty good, too.
Sold by Grocers
—everywhere 1
Cattallon Posture Cereal Co., Ltd,,
Windsor, Ont
Colones Fiset enjoys the honor
of having been rade Deputy Alin•
leiter by special ligielation of Par-
lianlcnt•. lie was given this office
in December, 1900, whorl he was
only thirty-two years of age, I e
teas not a mebiber of the civil ser-
vice, and consented to accept the
office only on the condition that he
was allowed to retain his rank in
the permanent force. For these
reasons, it was necessary 10 deal
with his appointment by special
iegislatien. He retains not only his
rank in the permanent army, but
retains also his pension in that body
So to -day a profe•esioual soldier is
the permanent oivi•1 head of the
Canadian militia.—Franeis A. Car-
man, in Star Weekly.
,h -
NEST IN BOOKCASE.
Robin Knew a Thing or Two and
!latched Its Brood.
A correspondent of the Scotsman
tellsof a robin which recently chose Ile YOU WANT TO BUY OR sf91,L A
a novel site for its nest. After hav- s Ierult, Stocic. Grain or Dalry Farre,
e,rite H. w. Dawson, Brampton, or.: BV
ing been frustrated twice in an at- celborne St., Toronto.
tempt to built on the -top of a ward-
robe in different rooms, it finally
selected a shelf in a wall -bookcase
in the dining -room, half-filled with
ornaments. Behind these it piled up
a large nest, made entirely of
withered leaves, dry green moss,
and a little hay. The nest was corn
pletee in less than three days
Then the robin disappeared for a
week, but it did not desert its home
and within a fortnight five eggs
were laid and duly hatched, the
parent birds sharing the labors of
incubation and feeding the young.
A window was left open and it
was amusing for the next fortnight
watching them busily occupied in
supplying the nestlings, first with
flies and insects andlaterwith
worms, while butter stolen from the
table was an irrasistable luxury.
Four weeks from .the date when the
robin began to sit, the feedglings
were out of the nest, and after
twenty-four hours in the house they
were able to fly to shelter out-of-
doors, and were soon lost to sight.
.Isn't This Romantic ?
The
child's
delight.
The
picnicker's
choice,
Everybody's
favorite.
POTTED „
M E A T. S
Eull flavored and
perfectly cooked
make delicious
sandwiches.
relents role mann.
XL W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Street,
Toronto.
Two twee loved by four corns for five
years and sentenced to die by five appli.
cations of Putnam's Corn Extractor. If
you want to cure corns, "Putnam's" is
the only thing—try this painless remedy,
55e. at all dealers.
H•
THIS COUPLE JUST CAN'T DIE.
Three Attempts at Suicide by M.
and Mme. Blin Fail.
Tragic though their intentions ap-
parently were, a married couple
named Blin have caused amusement
to the townfolk of Bar -sur -Aube,
France, by the results of their re-
peated attempts to commit„suicide.
Blin started by trying to hang
himself in the cellar, but the rope
was not strong enough and he was
deposited on the floor, Mme Blin,
deeply affected' by her lrusbaud'sact
proceeded to do likewise, with a
similar result. The couple then
tried suffocation by gas but work-
men repairing the main stopped the
supply, preventing the tragedy.
Undismayed at this new failure,
and as though "never say die” was
her motto, Mme. Blin threw herself
down a twenty foot well, Blin fol
lowing, but there was barely three
feet of water in the well. After
several hours their whereabouts
were discovered by neighbors who
hauled them out.
A. Ready Answer.
The Sunday school teacher was
talking to her pupils on patience.
She explained her topic carefully,
and, as an aid to understanding,
she gave each pupil a card bearing
the picture of a boy fishing. "Even
pleasure," she said, "requires the
exercise of patience. See the boy
fishing—he must sit and wait and
wait. He must be patient." Hav-
ing treated the subject very fully
she began with the simplest, most
practical question :—"And now can
any little boy tell me what we need
most when we go fishing?" The an-
swer was quickly shouted with one
voice—"Bait 1" .
ratiesrd's Liniment Cures Distemper.
Ape Works as Sailor.
An orang-outang as an able seaman
heaved the lines that made the steam-
ship Canada fast to her berth when
she arrived at Boston the other day
from England. Attired in a sailor suit,
the animal, 'which, the captain says is
his best band, hit the pier on the first
try with the thin rope by which the
dock hands draw in the cable. Then
he saluted the captain. The orang-
outang dined at the head of the crew's
table, and eats with a knife and fork,
"Tommy," said an irate mother,
"if you don't behave yourself I'll
give you agood whipping," "Well,
that'll be a change, anyway," re-
plied the little fellow. "All the
other whippings r ever got from you
were had,"
"He is the most tender-hearted
man I ever eaw." "Kind to ani-
mals?" "I should say so. Why,
when ile found the family cat insist-
ed en sleeping in the coal bin he
immediately ordered a ton of soft
coal,"
t'(1 rather have in
beauty." "You girls a
what I'nu haven't got."
ney than
Pays want
A. W. DAWSON, Colborne St., Toronto.
NEWSPAPERS POR SALE.
el 00D WEEKLY 1N LIVE TOWN IN
Ur' York County. Stationery and Book
Business in connection. Price only
$4,000. Terms liberal Wilson P.ubllsh-
ing Company,73 WestAdelaide Street.
Toronto.
MISCELLANEOUS,
CANCER, TUMORS, LUMPS. ETU,.
internal and external. cured with-
out pain by our home treatment. Write
us before too late. Dr. Bauman Medical
Co., Limited. Colnngwood, Ont
Ideas Arrangement.
"Mr. and Mrs. Torkins seem to
get along well together."
"That is due totheir superior
teamwork."
"What do you mean 1"
"She lays down the law and he
carries it out."
Mivamrs Liniment Cares Colds, Eto.
Showed Her Skill.
"My wife is one of the best mana-
gers in the world."
"I beard her saying the other day'
that she didn't believe there was an-
other woman alive who could man-
age you."
I bought a horse with a supposedly in-
curable ringbone for 830. Cured him with
$1.00 worth of MINARD'S LINIMENT and
sold him far 585.00. Profit on Liniment,
654,00.
MOISE DEROSCE.
Hotel Keeper. St, Phillippe, Que.
This Way Out.
"Have you any opening here for
me?" asked the assertive young
man.
"Yes," announced the manager.
"It's right behind you." -
Minard'a Liniment Cures Garget 50 Cows.
Anticipating Thin.
Tom—Do you know what I am go-
ing to buy you for your birthday
present?
Kitty—No only I'm sure it will be
something naw stylish and elegant
and awfully expensive. You dear,
reckless boy, you!
YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy tor Rod, Weak, watery.
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting.--
bMet Eye Comfort, Write for Book of the Eye
ymailFree. MnrineEye Remedy 00.,Chicago.
The average woman can bluff al-
most any man, but when it comes
to bluffing some other woman -well
that's another story.
Miaard's. Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
Passing It On.
A Sunday school teacher, after
conducting a lesson on the story of
"Jacob"s Ladder," concluded by
saying: "Now is there any little
girl or boy who would like to ask
a question about the lesson?"
Little Susie looked: puzzled for a
moment and then raised her hand.
"A question, Susie?" asked the
teacher,
"I would like to know," said
Susie, "if the angles have wings,.
why did they have to climb up the
ladder?"
The teacher thought for some mo-
ments, and then, looking about the
class, asked : Is there any little boy
who would like to answer Susie's
question?'' - -
Taday's best is worth more to-
day than tomorrow's bettor.
EP 4 1851'li iii..._':11