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Ll'P7'I P ItE) WORKERS.
;By E. W. Fr'onty,
Paul 1'Eowe, with his sitter Doro-
thy and their father, was standing
by the railway crossing, waiting for
a train to go by, Tho gates were
down, and from away tip the track
they camel hear le rattle and rumble
that told them something was com-
ing, Pricy we tiered whether it
would be a Jong, slow freight train
or ashort, quick passenger train,
But ruund the curve carne some-
thing that the. children had never
seen berm e ---a ]itile.car, just big
enough to hold two men, whose
backs were moving u,pand down, up
and down, as ff they were bowing
the ea -eh other. As the car went by,
the children saw that between the
tiro men was a bar that first one
pushed and then the other; and
that as it wont down on one. aide it
weir up on the other, and that that
*es what made the car go.
!'It must bo great fun!" said
Paul. But Dorothy thought that in-
ehead of being fun, it ]oust be hard
work.
"It ie both work and fun," said
their father, "for the right kind of
work is the bent fun in the world." -
'And he told them that the men, go-
ing up and down the. track every
day, were all the time watching to
see that there were no broken rails
or loose ties, and that thus they
helped to guard against train
wrecks,
"It is a good work," he added,
"and hard, but not so hard ee that
of 'the little red )nen who help to
keep the time of the world"
Tho children ltacl never heard of
those little red mien, a.ncl so, after
dinner, their father told them the
story.
"A long time ago," he said,
"there were wisp amen who were try-
ing to build a. factory to snake time
for all the people. After a great
deal of thought and work, they did
it. It was such a little factory that
anyone could carry it round in his
pocket ; and when ho wanted to
know *hat time it was, all he had
to do was to look in at the factory
window.
"Tiley made wheels and chains
and pulley's for the factory that
would work clay and night, year in
and year sub, and never stop or get
tired. But there was one place in
the factory that they found it hard
to fill. They wanted two men to
move e big wheel bask and forth,
without ever stepping. Of course
it was eery hard work, but the wise
men said, 'Brass is hard and
strong, and we will try men of
brass:'
"The mon of brass worked as well
as they could, but it was too hard
for then, and sooner o'r later they
grow tired and ~sore out, and the
wise men had to get soma one to
take their puree.
"'Steel is stronger and harder
than brass,' they said, and so they
tried men of steel; bet they found
in time •that'n'ot even -they could do
the work, but had to stop.
"And then came the Little red
men. They bad always lived all by
themselves, deep in the, ground in
India, and because. they belonged
to a very great and rich family, had
never in their lives done any work.
But new, when they learned what
the Wise men needed, they • came
forth and offered themsel•es, and
said, 'Try us. We are stronger than
brass and harder than steel, and we
never tiro or wear out.'
"And so the wise men took theme
and tried them, and set then) ab
work in the faotory.
"It was more than a. hundred
years ago that they began to work
there, but they aro working still,
and show no signs of being tired.
Aud during .all that time they have
never stopped or .reaitecl; but )light
and day, through all those years,
they have pushed rho big wheel
hack and Forth, five times a second.
They never eleop, and they eat neth
ing excepta little oil; and that they
get only once in a year and a half
utr-t'tiw,tt y'oers. U.p anddown,and
up and down, and up and down,
,
little red baeke bob ; and hack and
forth, and back and forth, the big
wheel spins. And the two little red
leen must work always together,
and always just. so feet, and no
-faster, One of Milo little red n\en is
'flamed Buby, and the other is
named Sapphire. If you listen at
the faotory door, you can hear them
at their work. And because they
are always working, we ca$ alu?t'ys
tell what time Pais,"
And then tie took this watch from
his pocket•) and held at to the eliil-
dren's ears; and they heard the
busy workers, And when ho open-
ed.tho ease, 1110 looked in,
ad eaw
the. red haulm bobbin =mel. down
- lout l s Corapaniou,
Get a Jar, •
"Algy fine talking of trying lu
completion amain, Did bat gels e
jar l"
"He got. a jar, all right, The
saleslady called h.iln a sassy."
To live long and toeo>per let tiro
Other fellow wt:"fy,
NEW STRENGTH'- .., . • -,
IN THE SPRING
Nature Noah Aid in Ntaking New
Hetltli Giving Blood'
In the spring the system needs a
tonic, To be healthy you utast have
new blood just as the trees must
have new eap to renew their vital-
ity, Nature (remands it, and with-
out this new blood yea will feel
weak and languid, You may have
twinges of rheumatism or the sharp,
stubbing pains of neuralgia. Often
there aro disfiguring pimples or
eruptions on the skin, in other
cases there is merely a feeling of
tiredness and a variably appetite.
Any of these aro signs that the
blood is out of order --);hat the in-
door life of winter has lessened your
vitality. What you need in spring
is a tonic medicine to put you right,
and in all the world of medicine
there is no tonic can equal Dr,
\\'iiliains' Pink Pills, These Pills
actually make new; rich, reel blood
---your greatest need in spring.
This new blood drives out the seeds
of disease and makes easily -tired
mien, women and children bright,
active and strong. Mrs, Geo.
Burns, Albany, P.E.I., writes: "I
was terribly run down and so weak
that I could hardly drag myself
around. I was so nervous that I
was afraid to walk across the floor
for fear I would fall. Our family
doctor treated me but without sue-
cess, and finally I began taking Dr.
\\riLliams' Pink Pills. Gradually
x,lla.l;in ON NEW GIANT -LINER
lieproiluelions of Famous Works of
Art n Feature.
In the new Cuearcler Aquitania,
()Teat Britain'e largest urerebant
Vessel, which sails -,on her maiden
voyage to New Yorlc May 80, is
promised the last went in luxury
and dccoralien. For the embollisli-
meat of the saloons works of cot
Leona all parts of the United King-
dom .and Eorope have been eupied
by experts. There will he scarcely
a piece of furniture, tapestry,
panel painting, print, carpet or
ihimneypieee in the chill that will
not be distinctive, The eight largo
suites are named abet; famous art-
ists„ and each is adorned with re-
productions of •trio artists' chief
works.
Thefust-class smoking room is
being adapted ream the Charles Il.
room at Greenwich Iiospital, and
will make a special appeal both to
English and Amerienni', fur its
walls will be hung with engraved
portraits of the men who have made
Anglo-American history. Most of
the carvings and details have been
copied front famous ships, notably
the Sovraigne of the Seas, built at
Woolwich in 1037, which was (he
largest ship of her period. The elec-
trio 'light fittings are copied from
an old Dutch ship lantern of mas-
sive silver,' and the Irene are to bo
reproduetions of original examples.
at Miele Seven Oaks.
The first class' drawing room is te
he a reproduction of the work of
the beat period of the Brothers
the brought me back to good Adam in 1780. The rich wrought -
they iron balustrade of the main stair -
health, and now I am as well as case leas been copied from a famous_
ever I was and have every eonfi-
denca in recommending these Pills
to other sufferers."
These Pills are sold by all medi-
cine dealers or can be had by mail
at 50 cents a box or six boxes for
1$2.80 from The Dr. Williams' Medi-
cine Co., Brockville, Ont.
TENNIEL HAD NO IDEAS.
Subjects for His Cartoons Were
Found at "Punch" Diluters.
Sir John Tenniel's fame as.a car-
toonist will live, if only for his
striking drawing published in
Punch, "Dropping the Pilot,"
which depicted the eventful parting
between the young Kaiser and Bis-
marck. Tho cartoon, it is said, was
greatly admired by both the Kai-
ser and the great German states-
man.
Authors whose books Tenniel
illustrated owe mucb to the artist
for their popularity. No other ar-
tist ever succeeded in interpreting
the' whimsicalities of "Alice in \Vou-
derland" as he did. Itis to detrac-
tion; writes Harry Furniss, to say
that he was a man without ideas,
and the Punch weekly dinners dur-
ing his period may be said to have
been held solely for the purpose of
finding subjects for 'his cartoons,
He never designed them, and the
subjects were always given to him.
In his cartoon "Dropping the Pi-
lot," he made one of his few mis-
takes—he put the Russian crown on
the German Emperor.
No known pencil was fine enough
for Sir John, whose lines looked, it
was sometimes said, as though a
breath would blow them away. Ho
always used a speoially manufac-
tured pencil known as HHHHHH.
Ile Kilell'.
"Say, Alice, don't you thine: that
new couplet who just arrived et the
hotel must be engaged? I hoard
her behind the door last night
pleading for just one."
Younger Brother: "Naw, they're
marled. It was a dollar she was
pleading for."
Why Bronchial Catarrh
Is So Dangerous
When Uncheoked, Bronchial Catarrh
Develops Rapidly—Attacks the
Lungs—Ends in Consumption.
If you have fullness of the head,
headache, difficulty In hearing, stuffed
nostrils, droppings from the throat and
hacking cough, you ought to know yen
have Catarrh. It bogies as a cold;
repeated colds inflame tbo air pas-
sages. By -and -bye it extends deeper,
far down into the lenge, then you
have bronchitis. These inflamed sur-
faces secrete germ'laden mucus. If
g9hallow d it pi -Olathe the yvh��•qle syr-
tetii all( Testroyt health. Stomach
dosing always fails, so do washes,
snuffs, oinLmente. The remedy that
will, euro quickest is Catarrhozone,
Yon do not take Clatarrhozone inter.
)ally, you simply breathe a fragrant
healing Compound that destroys germs
instantly. When you Inhale
i b le LOala
rrie
qlfeta the 1ntg, lithe rope or
hetling ale -
Serried to 1.118 remotest
parts of the breathing apparatus.
Wherever Catarrhozone goes it des-
troys the germs, allowing the healing
to go right on until the tissues ere
made whole, 'Chen congestion. ceases,
the formation of mucus eases, hawk -
the, and spitting:cease, end. of uou]'se,
dropping into the throat coins also.
Yoe gat well. Yell7tre Catarrhozone
rte o'r'of 'tri effuse• of the disease,
Don't you think Oafs 1s the right way
to euro Catarrh? Clan you think of
any other way half go good? Com -
plate outit, hard rubber lnhaler with
su.0lcleet liquid to last three months.
Flied g1,CO. Smaller alio 500. A11
dealers, or The Catarrhozone Co,,
jiuflaae, N.],, olid Kingston, Ont.
French chateau. Tito long gallery,
between the first class smoking
.room and the lounge, is in panelled
mahogany, and the walls will be
hung with old prints of famous )nen
and historic scenes of the Georgian
period and famous places of Old
London.
WHEN BABY IS ILL.
When your baby is i11; when he
is cross and haul to mind; when
his teeth aro bothering him or he
is troubled with constipation or
indigestion ; give him Baby's Own
Tablets. ':they are the best medi-
cine fur little ones. They .never
fail to regulate the bowels and
sweeten the stomach, thus making
teething easy; curing constipation,
colic, indigestion; and breaking up
colds and fevers, The 'Tablets are
sold by medicine dealers or by mail
at 25 cents a box from The Dr.
Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont.
Trio 'Views Of It.
"So you don't tall on Miss Bute
any more. Quarrelled r'
\\'e11y I told her I preferred to
have ler kis me before and not
after sloe kissed her pet dog."
-"And what did she say 7"
"Sire said I evidently forgot that
the clog might have his prelerenee,
too."
To whom It may concern: This is to
certify that I Imre used MINARD'S
LINIMENT myself as well as prescrib-
ed 1t in my practice' where a liniment
was required and have never failed to
got the desired effect. C.A. IANC, M.D,
STILL WORKS :IABD AT 142.
Ossete Patriarch Has Been Sick
Only Once in His Lite,
The Ossetes, one of the numerous
Caucasian tribes who inhabit the
Torek territory in south Russia,
aro noted for their longevity. The
other day there died in the,village
of Aul Miser a woman 130 years
of age. Her name was Nalkuta
Kargiliova and she was famous for
her Iceen 'eyesight, her jet black
hair and her fine set of teeth, which
she preserved to the end. She died
at her spinning wheel.
But even her great age is exceed-
ed by that of Kawdyn Yeloyeff, an
Ctssete patriarch of 142, who still
mows his patch of grass land and
gathers firewood in the. forest. He
leas onlj' (ieetr iick.Q0co,.li leis Jiiie,
as a Oink!, when he had the small-
pox. 3'el'oyeff has been, four times
urarrrod, and lute four sena; the
youngest is a boy of 80. Ha is a
believer in hard work and solid
food; drink of any hind he rarely
touches. Tho' ages of these two an-
cients .are Attested by the church
records of the village,
I' --.---
.Many e good cigar Ilea inlet its
match.
A friend may be a chap who hopes
that he earl use you before you eau
use hien.
Mee a girl thinks idle has a.bens
(ten heart We a sign ,that the is bil'
lioua.
Wi:adout follows experienoo, hut
the trouble la that it never eateries
They Helped Ker
Wonderfully
W'VIL4T MRS, 11 :BEST SATS OF
DODO'S KIDNEY MOS.
Alberta Women .Yolee,y the Seats.
Meat of the 'Women of the West
Thitt Dodd's Kidney :'ills are Wo-
man's Best Friend.
Retlaw, Alta,, Marelr 30.---(Spr-
cial).--"1)odd's Kidney Pills helped
me wonderfully " So says ire's, H.
Best, a highly respected lady lit ing
here. And Mrs, Best expresses the
sentiment of thousands of women in
Albea'ta. Like most, women Mrs.
Best does not emote talk about her
troubles, but oho does wish others
Who Iiave suffered as she has to
know that they can find relief in
.Dodd'a Kidney Pills. "I found them
entirely satisfactory. They helped
neo. wonderfully," she says, "and I
give you my full permission to tell
the public what they hays done for
me."
Woman who suffer in silence can
be cured just as silently. The key-
stone of woman's health is the Kid-
neys. If they are kept strong and
healthy, they keep the blood pure,
and pure blood mcane good health
all over the body. Dodd's Kidney
Pills cure Kidney Disease. Dodd's
Kidney Pills make healthy Kidneys
and good blood, That's why they
are known as woman's best ,friend,
F
ALBAN I:1.' S NEW FLAG.
Designed Front heraldic Devices by
Professor Doepler.
Tho influence of Germany in
dominating the affairs of the new
revealed in the fast that when the
Albania delegation offered the
throne to the Prince of Wied, the
kingdom of Albania has not only
latter wore his Prussian uniform
and spoke only German to the dele-
gates, but that the national flag is
the invention of a German profes-
sor, Emil Doepler.
The professor, who is said to be
the. 'greatsst authority on heraldry
in Germany, has designed a tricolor
—red, black and white, in horizon-
tal stripes. The black stripe is in
the middle, and on it a white five -
pointed star, the symbol of Skan-
derbeg, the Albanian national hero.
Prof. Doepler has also been asked
to design all the necessary heraldic
devices required by the King and
government of the new state. The
arms of the King are based on the
traditional emblems of Albania,
and the arms of the house of Wied.
.A black double eagle—another sug-
gestion of German influence—stances
on a red shield, which has a check-
ered red and black border. The
eagle bears on its bre-ast a 'gold
shield, on which is shown the pea-
cock of the Wiest family arms. The
eagle's claws are also in gold, and
hold heraldic forked lightning. The
whole shield stands against a cloak
of ermine, above whish are the
crown of Albania and the motto of
the Wied family, "Fidelitate et
Veritate."
Prof. Doepler has based the de-
sign of the crown ou •certain. old Al-
banian devices, and, strictly speak-
ing, as a crown it is neither ,that of
a prince nor a Icing. A simply nar-
row band of ermine is surmounted
by 10 arches of gold, of which six
are visible from the front. Above
is the star of Ska•nderbeg, which:
takes the place of the traditional
cross. The wholt is lined with silk.
A smaller eaown similar tin design
has been made for the Queen, Both
have been snanufacturecl by a Ber-
lin jeweller at the cost of several
Albanian nobles, and are each en-
riched by 'handsome turquoises.
Joint and Muscle Paiiis
i' Xery Lille
Banished by �
11' CURES RHEUMATISM.
Thousands of people, chuck full of
the joy of living—happy, glad, bright
Petiole. that Norvllhro has cured of
their paius, all tell the same wonder,.
ful story of its. power to drive out the
aches and tortures of rheumatism and
kindred ills.
"My goodness, but Nerviline is a
miracle -worker, writes Mrs. Char-
lotte Chipman, another of a well-
known family residing at Mount
Pleasant, "Last month I was so arlp•
pled up with sciatica and musoulat
rheumatism its to he Almost unable to.
do • a bit of Housework. My Joints.
were ab stiff and the muscles so
frightfully sore that I even cried at
times with the pain, For years we
have used Nerviline in our family and
I Just got busy with this wonderful,
good old lininleut. Lots of rubbing
with Nerviline soon relieved my'mis-
ery and I was in a 'real. short time
about lily work as usual.
No matter where the ache is, no
matter bow distressing the pain 'you
can rub it away with Nerviline, For
forty years it has been outing lum-
bago, sciatica, bacic-ache; colds, chest
trouble and all sorts of winter ills,
Keep a large 500. family size bottle
handy and ,You'll be saved lots of
trouble, and have smaller doctor bilis,
Small trial size Mc, at dealers eVerY-
vharo,
Manager --"That's a clever
invention of his own, It's his inch.-
'
vidual epotiegllt. Ile turns it on
himself when he 'svalka through the
hotel lobbies.'
, Mlnard's Liniment Cures Burns, Eto,
EClAKTKTt'"
1N A .'RASH:
Suff'ered Terribly. From Eyebrows
Spread to Neck, Chest and Arms.
Completely Cured by Cutfcura
Soap and Ointment.
Brlorcrest; Sask. "'ishan my baby boy
Was about four months old he suffered ter-
ribly Dian arzama. The trouble started in
fes ,e a rash and was very itchy.
tr 15 mono him vary eros;
J°'rl , and red NI. IIU) tWed ill0
rash Met la Ids rye -brows.
-,..,..,4, ierom thoi'a it unread to
hisneck, Chest. and anal,
— when lie would serateh,
it would make sores.
"'I. got medicine but it
dltl iso good, I triad dlr-
forent ra,ncdlcs without
result. At lust 'I got a
sample of Outieura Soap and Ointment and
atter Wing them for two days I noticed a
change. I then purchased a foil -sized cake
of CuLicura Soap and Cuticula Ointment.
I would give him a riot bath with the Chit!.
cora Soap every night afterward applying
tho Cuticula Ointment. Before I had used
half of the Outicura Soap and Ointment ho
was completely cured." ..(Signed) Mrs.
I1, L. Strombcrg, May 20, 1913.
The regular two of Cuticula Soap for toilet
and barn not only tends to preserve, purify
and Beautify the skin, scalp, hair and hands,
but assists In preventing inflammation, irri-
tation and clogging or the pores, the cotamon
cause of pimples, blackheads, redness and
roughness, yellow, oily., nrotby and other
unwholesome conditions of the skirt: Cull -
cora Soap and Ointment aro sold by drug-
gists and dealers everywhere. For a liberal
free sample et each, with 32-p. book, send
post -card to Potter Drug & Chem. Corp,;
Dept. D, Boston, U. 0. d.
Showing O1.
When stopping at grand hotel
The stiffest Ruin unbends.•
lie takes their stationery swell
And writes to all his frends.
When stopping at a grand hotel,
On hie vacation trip,
Who doesn't poste a bunch of yell -
Ow labels on his grip 7
When stopping at a grand hotel
For one short week to board,
Who doesn't tip without a yell
Twice what he can afford?
-Wthen stopping at a grand hotel-'-
- Just listen to their fun 1
What humorist has e'er done well
Enough to stop at one?
Suffered 20 Years
•
With Kidney Trouble, • Cured By
Gin Pills.
,1IrDaniel P. Fraser of Bridgeville,
.
N,N., says about GIN PILLS: 'For
twenty years I have been troubled with
Kidney and Bladder Disease, and nava
been treated by matey d00LOrs bi,t found
little relief. 1 had given up all hope of
getting cured wimen I tried GIN 'PILLS.
Now, I can say with -a happy heart, that
T nm cured utter using only four boxes
of GIN PILLS." 50e. a box, 6 for 02.60.
So.mple free if you write National Drug
.0 chemical Co. of Canada, Limited,
Toronto.
A. Sliding Scale.
"What is the price of your milk?"
"Ten cents is quart,',
"You can deliver it here daily,
but mind the quality is al -ewe good,
I have a milk tester."
"Then it will be five cents more,"
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruit.
The Only D]I]lculty.
"Do you have any trouble with
your vacuum cleaner 1"
"Only in trying:to member who
the people were who borrowed it
last."
Plies Oured 111 6 to 14 Days
Druggists rettind money it PAZO
OINTk1IENT falls' to cure Itching, Blind,
or Protruding Piles. First aDDlioation
gives relief. 50e,
Climbing.
"You fol'k,aro being taken up by
sooiety, aren't you 7"
"Wall, we don't believe in brag-
ging, hut we know three ladies who
smoke cigarettes."
Minard's Llntment. Relieves Neuralgia,
GfOWIN" ALL THE TIME.
"Some folks can't wait for fishin',
They wentorto right nese;
I'm glad I ain't so restless.
With wrinkles on my brow.
I jest sit iher•e a-smolcin'
In atmosphere sublime;
I know the fish out yonder
Are' grown' all the time,"
There's a heap of satisfaction
In your philosophic rhysne,
Consolation for inaction
In "They're growin' all the
tinge."
Up above old Sol's ascending,
And ib makes usglad to know
That reds will soon be. bending
With big fish, so let 'mil grow.
Dr. Md1irtie's
Indian Root Pills
exactly meet the need whicli so often
arises in every family for a medicine
to open upand regulate the bowels,
Not Ponly are they effective In all
cases of Constipation, but they help
greatly in breaking up it Cold or IA
Grippe by cleaning but (ho system
and purifying the blood, In the same
way they relieve or cure Biliousness,
Indigestion, Sick headaches, Rheum+
atism and outer common ailments.
in the fullest sense of the words Dr.
Morse's lndian :'toot Pills are 47
A SIoraa.aohold ItdBuridy
G.1C117.1fil8eltititte•—:1°;741'817711o(aj**13 the
Way to Keep Fit itt: Sea.
cai regi
When on you halveitis ntoestuorsskaly in'tno tlkeep
'opi-
you2' body in the best possible tram,
according to A, R. Chandler, a
chcnlloal engineer, just back from
the Argentina :Republic,
That is why Mr, Chandler says he
makes it practise every day of glass-
ing coal an the ship's etoloehold.
On the.way across to Europe from
Buenos Ayres, and all the way.
across from Southampton, Mr.:
Chandler says be spent two Boars
every afternoon, stripped to his un-
dergarments, shovelling ooal lute
the furnaces, although he had path
for his passage,
"It's the only way I know in
which you can keep yourself hard
as Bails on a sea voyage," said Mr.
Chandler, "and it's easy to get the
Privilege if you cultivate the ac-
quaintance of the chief engineer of
the ship."
- r------
"OLPIlE7"' MEANS EMPEROR.
Prieee of Wind's New Title Is Cos
'situation of " Ilnperator."
To our ears the word "Mpret"
sounds like a comic beast arena a
nursery book, but the Albanians
(who are accustomed to economy in
towels) will no doubt recognize in
it honor and dignity. It has; at all
events, a classical pedigree, being,
we are assured, a corruption of
"Imperator" and therefore identi-
cal with :Emperor.
Whether or not he changes the
course of history, William I. of Al-
bania has at least added one to the
list of royal titles in Europe, .
3
Unsightly Warts Removed
The operation is simple and Painless
—just apply Putnam's Wart and Corn
Extractor. For fifty years it has been
curing warts and will cure you too. Try
Putnam's Extractor, 25c. at all dealers,
Tea and the 'Feather.
First Lady : "Too bad 1 1lirs. S
always, has such abominable wea-
ther for her afternoon teas!"
Second Lady: "Yes; she never
pours but it rains."
Only One "name QUININE"
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My Unolo Jim, he used to speak,
His words would make the welkin
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Since he has, just been sitting round
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The mild-mannered old gentie-
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soil informed him that there woos a
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field he was in high glee.
"Come along and show it' to me,"
ho said, malting his way to the spot.
I—I I-. yin"t got time, air,"
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There were cattle in Ibe field, but
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until a terrible roar atbracte.d his
attention and he saw a fierce bull
advaneittg to greet him. It was a
near thing, but the professor won
by'a trouser—button. Our the other
side of the )ledge he was surprised
to 580 the landlady's eon.
"You little ruffian 1" sheeted the
professor. "I believe you sent me
into that field purposely. I e cpeot
you wanted to see me killed,"
"No, I didn't, air; it was Mother
aid."
"What'!" gasped the professor,
"She 'pard a-dog'owling outside
our'0use last night, an' its lb moans
there'll be a doodah soon, another
thought it was only right to try an'
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