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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1914-3-12, Page 7, 'he ee-elor !WoZeoe edding Eve; 1.140,11M04.0411•WAZPO.611.100.01=01•140. Or, Married to a Fairy. ;)) • 011..11YrEit t. 1 MIR Ill Vory 130141 in 011114 Awl 14,41 not many mouths tee*, al7 kind mow, 1.1 enured for am o largo assortment of the letost, and most popular novel, 'rho anthem wove chiefly ladies, and ono noda rra,* osieupled In ehowing how tool how little Illi4nwtood a thtng ie the inert of a woman, and how little unwortlif a being le man to be lame -tett will 1170 1111ro ef it; how coarse and gross are /Oa lastee, how undteble a.nd waver. Ing in iete position ho dLJ1ea nY tau name of low. The beche contaluing these prIneiplee lett* had a great Belo, and have run 0/rough annoy eclitione, and after read - lug thole 1 was moved, perhaps in o sprit of proleed., to chronicle faithfully my own eitle•reencee an n lover, admitting, first, astudttely that I nuty not bo accepted no Ro ordinaiy typo of Mall, on account of iny ueueual eapithility-% vary unfaebion• able owe in thio end of the century --for making an litter tool of myself there any affections are consumed, I have never written before, and have nothing, brit the memory of any export onto eo reililo nee -an experienoe burned 80 fleOply i1110,i117 Mind that I shall have diiiiinley ht speaking of et without bieterie.m. What 1 want to show Is this: genie men. as well ae 1,4010011, ooeaelonellY have heartsand are none the happier or tho bettor treated for it. It is the old store. 1 eur.perice -in .dealing with the other eex, one must bo the exeoutionor, or tho vletlen. All 1 maintain le, elute the world. old etanio is not alwaye one-sided in re• suit; the /ewe 10 not always to the swift, or tho battle to the strong. The roinanoo of any life, eteth as it vrae, began pet oto yeare ago. Ito starting - point V. NS the accidental meeting in the pare vie h jo foolish youth, a fellow obib. man, vil . frittered hit dile away at after• noon iteolablee, and thought himself pop- ultir bo-eueo he was laughed at by halt tho well-Oreeeed mom and W0111011 in Lon- don. Por the life of nue I never could remem- ber the below% name, but wo all called Win "fkAlare," an amount of .the tremend- ously biteli clues Ito won, and nel "Collate" I shall speak of him now. "1 conirrehtlate you. Hervey," Callan began. 'Vu are 111 luck, Retard about your pit -lure bettor bought by the some- thing or ether lineeelet Int- the nation. THEIR CLOTHES OOL te. Dye that colors ANY KIND oi Cloth Perfectly, with the SAME DYE. 70 Charm. of Milalakna Clean and Simple. 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I wish I hall gone in foe painting. But you look fag. trod. Want a change, en? I've disiereered the jolliest little place you ever enev. No rellwaY, five ;otos from„, aellw.bove• „nond motet, as soon 01 I arrived. Aron had a a. mile fnt rothe WM. ritom oo on a an- way Of making room for mo neer Aledge's I did not forget him. benIn t v steps emu can live like a fighting -cook 01 e (11(10. Not only were we entwine, or ree at once in the direction of hie oluOio, and tllhtlling a day, enot oover soe a soul,1,7-0 - +Ler step -cousins, for there 11010(1 ito real re. 08 I walked I thought about my Couein visitorae-rne 10001 for any--ttny you con t lotionship between us, but it wee ono of Madge, seo the French (emote I do ao love to thou clearly understood and eettled Clearly I was bound to her, and liked family mennigoment.s that we were to make a matolt of it•eame day. My uncle ond Lady Careheeter certainly wished it. 00 did the refit of •Ona bamily but when Madge RTUB of age, three Yeeun befow, she had rosolutely refused. to lot the marriage take place lentil she had what she called "a few yowls' liberty'. to soe 1301D0 decants,' and highly ealtivated oats on her own account, ree Mot • Vs-Dra.Co laxatives accomplish their purpose with maximum efficiency and minimum. discomfort. Increasing closes are not needed, 25e, a box at your Druggist's, 174 NationalDregatelfiteinGeal Co, of Cameo ILlinited, mg. "Meetly," I wild; "and play at being 011 antiet. But nly eintination is a elate eferet.. 'Never mind," she returned, culling ra• diantle .iutia SOY r1.140", them/el 001101ii01.19 that her threet hall been toe obarply 'MANI. "X dare say von ,,hall ace the re- ,.ult ot your visit on the lino tit Burling - ten House next eyeing." "Among ether eeepeetable and popular anvitorri isq." "Now you ere being bitter lit your own expenr. Your work is fur obove 0 1110117. "13111 I 6171.1 071170710 in a Regret, whieb, le your oplttlotj ia the 0110 11114 01113' itt- lo talent. Good.hy until thio oven - lee," "Oorl-by, and don't bo late for dinnor.7 'Pheu she leaned for alt instant toward me, ewe ithispered very lightly, for Lady t.(tt'lthClt,E't' wars ratter deaf: 1.0..1•••.••••••••• gob away from the Prenot unmet oit 0 clear day. Run down in an hour and a half, tool you min point Tipping big landecalne all day without any natives ;to bother you, There aren't any notives-beeisles, they're boo stupid. So 701100 an A.R.A. new! Fellow told 1100 the other dear it mane, 'Another Ruined Art,lete no you paieting chaps never do any .good when yeti begin to stick letters after your 111=10. Never mind; they can't take it away, and you're aura to be an ILA., if you lin long enough, Then yon ean ooll any etuff. Not that you wane the money. Luolry dog! Rolling in wealth, and en- gaged to mi hoirose. Whotes it coming off?" Oollats had run himself out, and he stopped Go lake breth, not to wait for an answer. X handed him my pookerbboolt and pencil. "Write down the address of that place 3"au spoke of," I 'said. And Oollare, taken by surprise 1)010010 110 WELS -wound up again, wroto it doom; "Vie Rose and (hewn iXetal, Lythinge, Mont.". "Ws an inn, not a hotel, really, you know," he explained; "but they think is fluor beeitues 01 hoe five lettere in it and inn has only three. Jolly old sanded floor, you know. I sit there and d ask drink beer .nnthe fanners about the crops, That sort of thing rests a num at tho end of the season.' X burnt out laughing, and he laraghed also; without knowing why. The picture conjured up before any mind% eye of Col- lets, Immaculately cheesed, iraverturably hobnobbing with the aone of, agrioultnee, and asking .them, in his loud, elipshod English, irrelevant questions about the crops, etrack me ae being irresistibly huraoroas. Still, "out of the mouths et babes" worde of eviedron have been known to tome, and 1 mentally reeolyod 110 run down to Lythinge within the next twenty- four honn. The fo.ot was, 1 waa tIted, and wanted to thiuk. The Loudon season 'wee in full swing, and, being well off and soccessful, I hail so many keen& and acqUaintsencee that I sometimes sighed for my own so. oiety. Above all, I longed for the sea. I Van born at gee, on a voyloge to In- dia, whither my another and father were travelling to join my father's regiment. My mother's people bad been in the navy for generations -an anoeetor fell by Nel- eon% side -and a living greatellude of mine W/10 a distinguished admiral, I had the see in my blood, and, as they would not make a sailor of me, I beceme a paint- er of the CHI and ships. I believe 11 eue- ended became I loved it, I had a bit of 1 a yaoht, and kept a deaf old Balt and his grandson always within call about the coast, and I got More pleasure out of that boat than the emartest reoeption or hall could give me. Attar getting 2.18 of Oollars, I made my way along the Row, nodding to acquaint. anon, while X lookell ou1 for old Lady Carchester% carriage. Everybody °ailed Madge% mother "Old. Lady Centimeter," although eho could not really have been 1210¢0 than ftyo-and.afty; but she wao se small, and wizened, mid painted, and had (something so vritohlike and uncanny about her that she might have been a hundred. She was the daughter and sole heiress of "Jackson's candlee," or, to nut it another NVE'' Madge% maternal grandfather had boon o tallow millionaire from the north of England, and .lila money had helped to build the parliamentary fume and tenure a peerage for the eon of Ilene eminent lawyer, John Lorimer. created Baron Lorimar, whose eon, Marige'e father, had been buried In a brandoiew family vault nine yottre ageunder the style and title et First lame of Reneging. A year later hie disoonsolate miuntese descended in rank a etep or two to become the wife of my uncle, Baron Carohester, and Madge and flrot became acquainted. My uuole Catrolieeter waa the head of our houme. I was his favorite uopliew, and after my parentsdeath hes home was mine. 7. know it, line grieve& hien always that, I, the eon or his beet -loved brother, ant not heir to the 111 la and what la left of the family estates. My Hoole Oreville'e two bon, who come before me, aro not etrong phyeloally or mentally, but there they aro. They are welcome to the although Madge, for ono, who *thinks a lot of titles, grudges it to them, but Madge must epeak for herself, and in order to tell my tale PO0001'1Y. 1114110. try and make you underetand her, and gee her aa X did on this paa•tioular after. noon, bending forrectre, itt her cerriage and showing her line white teeth in a delightful lough es alio listened to what Charlie Brooltton--evlao 1 oonesidered ono of .the meet amusing men about tawn, but whban X pexteonally relating to her aoreee the railinge of elm Row. Madge f10,11' me before she oboe° to no- tice ane; at lease X divined that from tho extra interest she began .to tette in lirookton% convoreation. She knew X did not like the man, and eho always took a malieious pleasure in being speolally gracious to mon X dkl not ltkn. Mon now, when X look bee*, 1 041.11110b pretend to Imolenvtand Madge% ;Motives. That she ltad a motive for almost everything she did I have vory lettle doubb, excepb on ocetteione when her feelings carried her away. But elm did not allow ' that to happen -very often. She was foor-an.cl.tevoney, and consider- ed ono of the most fasoinating women in London -an odd seriesel cootradietiOna, daring in inmeoli, but irreproachable in eololuet, a coquette to her tinsel. -tips, end vet 10times b11.111Lly sttoo#r01 fax too cyni- cal in her viowe, and yob believing with the most, etholeesouled loyalty in ;None to whom her inleb was givait. 1 cannot laY plaint to underetmlOing Madge, and it would take reams of poper to reeord 11107 varied impreeeMea of aloe changing, oom• plex tilt LIMN AO to her appear:thee, .sthe wee oousidered a gre1100014',t1100014',b , et I mimosa that hall alto boon plain Miee Lorimer, without any. aneeleY, elte Would have been esteemed merely a pretty, intereating-tooltieg girl. Item skin was very °leer and 'tale, but .ehe powdered 00 thlekly that, everybody said alto volved, also, which ,was al calumny. She hut .an abundance of pretty brown hair, but elte patronized game deteeteble Plen1t haireiroseme who fritzed and trial. feel , and ,3011111101 .nettl tt1011'.'tll it, until I '30041 never sure *1 the color it 'tvould be from one season to itnother; 11, etraighb, finely modeled .neen, with .something al - meet {I 16(100111 and insolent about the oierve at the tip of fti dark eYeltrewe, with t/hat crook in the middle which Owe. oguomists tell tut means wit; rather 41 large mouth, 'wall obopod, but u little hard when olosodt 11 prettily eurved (11)11 end throat, and dainty little ente. S11011 were Madge's. claims to boatity added to to eltaecee flguee not 'tell enough' for grace, said a nice, soft heed., vietieually ebrong 'for a gild, Her .Voloo was altogether theenthig; it put yeti at, your ottoe, 01,!t' chilled your blo40 by Its freezing• nuel • tine at ite owners Will, einkthero w04 h tomb, of tho ololll ou wheel ellik,s0906 no 'after S, had 01110110111hands With' )ttut. Louise, tlici muntmillorldooking bia iAay who sat by Madge's side, and in Vclioec oharn, ,hawklike teatime then larked liesle, 00 any, trams of lute dean., topes tweed/wee Melee Alrookton left the carriage al. To title euggestionof courts, I agreed. I loved my art, anw d anted to make 0=10 name for neyeelt, and it was not as How He Rose to the Top in the though Kedge eared for me. In my work no other .women oo well. For PfEli yenta we had mon each other almogt deity, and, although I diel not for a meinent flatter myself that she loved nue ohs was fond of 1116 in her way, and ,had not. the laaeb objection to marry nie-at 007110 time. (To be continubd.) ;14 COLONEL. GOETlIALS. she took a very real interest, and often helped 4110 greatly to, her euggestion,. Neither ehe uor I saw that anything eves to be vaned by. tying onreelves up at, Engin eerie g Profession. The soldier and administrative ewentyone and twentythree.011 was no1. Military man have been bred for as though we could '01 000 oath other three generations in George Wash- ington Goethals, the successful en- gineer who has just about com- pleted his big job of digging the Panama, Canal. He is claimed now by many cities and States, but he is a Brooklyn boy, and although his ancestry is Swiss, and of the mili- tary Swiss it that, his grandfather was a surgeon in the French army and was with Napoleon at Auster- every day. My studio w116 0l.Poo to nor uucle'a place, and Madge and I could be together whenever we pleased. Some- times it eeemed to me that the had about her capabilities for a really ardent at- tachment, should the right man come in her way, and I confess I now and then eecretly hoped ho would do ewe I was very fond of Madge, but her biting, sax - cootie remarks 00 bon hurt me, and her views of life, and espeeially of woman's proper ehare In it, were dktquieting in 1.110 extreme, Then, too, she flirted ee much that, watching her, 1 oftou rejoiced that I was not, iu love with her, OA SO many other men were. It was not that she waq unkind or cruel. Bh.o was, on the coneraey, too kind, and eho enceurnged all bar ;adealrene to make fools of them. eelvea, eo that she was always surround- ed by a little court of half-aecepted, reeeeted worshippers, 1Y910 waited ebout. E10 she herself expreeeed it, in ease I should "drop out of the running." That was her way of putting it, and, of 0011TBOr it was .absurd. Yet I often felt stood in the way of a brilliant, match 00r her, and sometimes I used to L00430 her about it. "You 'won't marry me," I used to 8117, "yet you let me keep other fellows off. Is that Totusonable?" But eho had ;Owned o11 me with sudden temper. "X Bat like this to planet) myself," she said. "Suppose I like to be a girl -bulled, or, or, in other words, an old maid? I presume X may please myself? It is not as if you were in love .a.nel wanted to mar- ry Goma otte else." "Il Good heavens, nol" "You an not in love, are you Adrian?" she had suddenly naked me very earneet• ly,•laying• her finger-tipe on any shoulders and gazing up into my foes°. "Not a Bette bit," 1 had answered, with perfect truth, and the had pushed me from her a little impatiently, rend chang- ed ;the isubjecG by bureting into extrava- gant peuiees e the .beauties and grates of her last favorite aotor. This had happened on the occasion of our leen meeting, two Jaye before. To• day she greeted me, as I said with a lit- tle offended air. • "Why didn't you come to Jonah yester- day?" she asked 'Merely. "The president (same, and we expected Yoll. I1 would do you good to meet him like that, and Den- vil, the new an critic on tho Daily Poet, was there, too. It wae very obtipid of you: not to come. react were you doing?" "X was 'sketching, and X couldn't leave my work." "Poor, deter thing! Toiling for your daily bread or perhaps for a little 'scrap of butter to„put on it, eh? And, by the waytalking of poverty stricken artiste euoh as yent-have you heard of Nicholas Wray lately?" "No. Have you?" "Yee." Her expreesion changed 'suddenly, and her dark eon grew pitiful end moist. "Adrian,' she said, in a very low voice, 1"1,Tinou nirnostkall.ndbh.,inin icilibaantdonee and help he ie nearly starvingl" "Who 1014 700 Go?" 'Denvil meld .something whieh mail* me suspect it. go X 'wrote Nitholea Wray a note waking him to hutch with tie, aa wanted to talk to him about moking an outline sketch of my father from hie por- traite. 1 eont it by hand, and got a ver- bal answer, /thanking me, but saying he could not, undertake any work at preeent. I'm euro there's something very wrens' with .him." But hero the thin, high voice of Madge's Mother chimed in: "If Nicholue Wray ie ill, he has .drunk himeolf into it. X have no pationue with dirty, drunken, moneyberrowing 'Bo- hemians. It% the fashion to cell his daube. ()lever, but I've .seen better work done with a bit of chalk on the pave- ment." Lady Canheater seldom spoke, but when eho did air her views they were usually old-fashioned and emphatic, Nicholas Wray had been a fellow student of mine in Paris ire -mike. Hie work VMS 0111011Y black and white, dashing, brilliant maxi - matins and "impreesions " and its duch could not commend itaelf klitelitee mo- ther, who in art rated "finish" above all other qualidee. Madge, on hor part, be - Moved. that Wray had it future, and Madge was generally eight. She anode a homy little moue at axe, unseen to Lady Coe- cheeter, but aim 'was W1110 011.00(411 to drop the eubject 01 Nicholas Wray, eveo by the way, cheriehed oo profound an admiration for her thee, now and then I wondered whether he had euneeded it; making eome alight impression 'mien Iter apparently uto assailable heart. 'You'll dine with uti, of rerteso?" 8110 said. "Otherwise, 100 may be late; and 11 elon't want to mien that duet in the first 00h. 0111 ' Arai I 'want 7011 10 go with ane to Hurlingliam toonorrow, and—. "tho-morrow," 1 said, "I am going out, of town." ' She raised her oyeetrowe, "ola of town I Why?" "Basseise X am idek of It." Madge flushed angrily, "Oomplianontftry to us, isn't 11, manta? I am sure wo have done our beet—" "Don'b bo silly, Madge. Yon know how I hate a London season. And haven't, I been good, doing everything cud going overrwheror Now X want to be out of it for a few holus—" • • "Where .eve yea going? Mamie, 'there's Lady Wroxforil bowing to you. What it frightful hall .A.111 her oomplezio'n isn't 11111110 1111 to tette with it, ono bit You groat artietes, Adrian, and and all that, ought te take advantage of your social position .to go about giving hints 14 people how to paine properte- their f00011, X artoan. There's Mies St. Al. bye Just gone by, with ereentooloted eerateeetote clearly mortaSjor 111 toist dor to corn-ilower-blut . And ridY Marclintortb is ankle up cerise with a stiettx rose costume, A few el -entail -Hwy lessons in .bite aril of making -up would coma as a hoon and IV bleablg 10 so many women, and prochent us, who know ,apple.groon from purple, from having our oyes set en edge. Well, Adrian, what was 11 ,you wore Baying about, golng wan And whitliik ora You lmma?" , the pale of eivilleatti•on toe 41. Oned89 two 1 Want to terteot the Rote, arid the Operrt, Arta Xturlingliam, and tarty Itrarelnuott's Sultite-up, "Aed e ?" "Not 3,011 01 toilese, bet Myself, my otiffly•oollated, ?reek -coated self." "And Orly at bolt* alt Ogee?" dOlOnel Gee/ hats. le4alginroWitt:iclid...ttin.$41411*A4084.1 year Willi appointed chairman and chief engineer of the lethmien re- nal Commie:41011. lie received his tommiiieion as 0 colonel in 1e09. Colonel Goethale merriest Miss Peodnien, of New Bedford, Mass., in 1884. They have taie sons, one of whom reeently was graduated hear the head of his elitee at West Point and now is serving in the canal zone, under his father, as 0 second lieutenant of engineers. Nove that his big jolt is nearly over he is being sought after by many cities and corporal -ions. He has been offered the position of New York's Chief of Poliee, but is not likely to take He will either remain as Governor of the Canal Zone or go north to build iliTity. Alaska railway in all proba- bTRIALS OP A CLEIWYMAIN. Some Laughable Incidents are Here Recorded. Do nob be a parson unless you are blessed with a etrong sense of humor and a thick hide, adyises an English olerainan in Nelson's Weekly. A parson's duty is to visit his flock. If ho does not, great is the grumbling. If he does, he is snubbed, The snubs mix nicely with the weloomes, to prevent you from being puffed up. The following is one of the neatest of them : I was asked by a friend who had been offered a living near me to go and see the vicarage and church and report. I did so, and the clerk showed me round. As we neared the end, he eurned to me, and said: "130 you our new parson, sir, if I ma,y make ,so bold 1" I assured him that I was not. "I be main glad to hear that, sir," he said, with relief. "We've always had good unit ea far 1" In a scattered parish, I called up- on an old couple about tea time. "Would you like a cup of teal" the housewife .asked. I confessed that I should like it very much. The dear old soul prepared one, and kepb apologizing because she had no jam or cake, I assured her that it: did not matter in the least. "Well, sir," she said, brightening, "after all, ltisn't as if you was one of them that feed high. Anyone can see that!" One more. A friend of mine had got a job for amen who had been for a long time out of work. I guessed he WIGS getting pretty shab- by, eo I looked up a stub,—we were much of a size,—and took it round. The man's wife took it, and I waited in the room, ready to be overwhelm- ed with thanks. She came back, and`'1116yaidl 'usband thanks you kindly, sir, but he don't hold wilEt parson's clothes; but if you've got anything litz. His own father, John Goe- thals, wee born in Switzerland and moved to Amsterdam in his early boyhood. In 1848 he came to this country, making his home in Brook- lyn, where in 1868, tho present Colonel GOethale was born. The origin of the family name is interesting. In good Dutch it is the equivalent of the English "sqff necked," and was conferred on the first of the prosenb line, who OMB one of the Crusaders, by an early King of Pleaders. This man was fighting ,side by aide with his king when a foe struck him a mighty blow. The sword was turn- ed aside by the armor and the man kept on fighting. A second blow was sbruok, but tibia the man kept on fighting before the eyes of his king, until the battle Was won. Af- ter the eonflict the king called the warrior to his side and commended him for his prowess. "Sire," said the soldier, "I break before I bend." "Heneeforth," said the king, "thy name is Goethals, the stiff necked!' The name has "stuck," and for centuries the family motto was "We break before we bond," Georgie Goeithals sbarted school at the age of six at old Public School No, 16, State and Powers Street (now Third Avenue), Brook- lyn. That was in 1884. He played with the older boys around in the lots which 'are now in the oentre a great city. Nor ;was he a "star" pupil. The tales told by his teaoh- ers and associates hint tthat he ot- ten was among those detained after the regular hours. II; was there, however, that the soldier blood of his aneestors first showed itself, for in the eloping years of the civil war great bodies of soldiers were often encamped in the vacant lots sur- rounding the old schoolhouse, and he recognized the call of destiny in his earliest years. It was in 1875 that the boy first became fired with 'an ambibien to go to the military aeaderny. At the academy ho soon won a reputation as a "digger," became ho was ae his studies early and late, The ef- fectivenees of this was shown when, in 1880, he was graduated elo bth up in his class that he was commas- tolleU ed a liepeond lien -tenant tbe orpe, whioli is open only to those students 'graduated with !Alto highest marking*. In 1801 he was promoted to the grade of Captain and plaoed 10 &large e6k the impeovereent of the Tennessee River, for the next four years, He was the chief engineer of the First Ataxy Corps 111 the Spanish war of 1898 and became a major in the Corps of lingineees in 1900. 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Prominent investigators are au, thority for the statement arab large seed pieces (either large outtings or entire potatoes) afford an earlier erop than very %Mall cuttinge, 10 matter etf much interest, to groweee f early potatoes. However, some growers report that uncut potatoes germinate more slowly then large euttings. Most of those who raise potholes for the early market use largo cubtings rather than whole po- taeoes. In this conueetion it may bo said that the seed -end half gives OD earlier mop than the other half, 'Phis suggests the expediency of cut- tiug a potato lengthwise, thus Be- miring on each piece one or more of the eyes 'which germinate first. No definite rule can be given as to the beet size of seed piece, for this depends somewhat ou the distance between the hills and on the ch.arac- ter of the soil and season. Another important factor is variety, some varieties being able to produce a orop almost as large from small cutbings as from leage pieees. A study of more than 100 expeei- numbs testing the relative values of large, medium and small uncut tu- bers confirms the general rule that an increase in the weight of seed planted affords an increase in the total crop. The size of seed pobatoes selected becomes a matter of im- portance when they are to be cut, for the heavier the cutting, the larger the total yield, and seed tu- bers for cutting should be of such size that their halves, quarters or other divisions shall not be extreme- 17alnlielh Wer or not to use uncut small potatoes for seed is an imporeant question on which farmers are divi- ded. Some present the plausible argument that the use of undersized potatoes results in &genera/14.°n. If this olaim is leased on the results of experience it should determine practice, but if the conclusion is simply a generalization based on the feet that large cuts usually give best results the reasoning is defee- tive and the question remains open. Many hold that potatoes below mar. ketable size, if shapely and suf- ficiently mature, may be used with- out serious deterioration and that for econornie reasons their use is desirable. The result of a great many tests have uniformly indicated that small tubers uncut can be used for seed purposes without detriment to the succeeding crop. It may 'am be urged, however, that the choice of small seed year after year will re- sult in degeneration. Although the evidence seems fairly coaclusive that small uncut seed potatoes may 'zometimes be used with profit, we do not advise that small tubers be selected from a crop which has been grown from small potatoes. Girard's investigations in France justified the usual practioe of . the most prominent agriculturists and hortioulturists in carefully seleet- bag seed potatoes. By selecting for several generations average sized tubers from the best hills he effect- ed a great improvement in product- iveness. To ascertain the best, by digging eaoh is exceedingly la- borious, but Girard found that the beat hills in aie evenly manared field containing only one variety were. those in which the vines were most vigorous. Selection was thus ren- dered easy by means of stakes place ed beside the luxuriant plauta. American experiments indicate 000- siderable advantage in selecting seed tubers from the mostproduet- ive Mils. Potatoes i ofirregular shape and injured Where' should al- ways be rejected as unfit for plant- , Mg. Many potato geowers cut tubstra into pieces containing one, two or more eyes, laying greater ebress up- on the number of eyes than the MO of the cutting. Exteneive experi- ments show that of the.two factors, the weight is the more important. livery piece should contain at leash one eye, and it has been generally profitable for it to be of such size e.e. as to contain teveral eyes, bub whe- . ther it has one or enanee‘eyes it is important, that the geed piece be heavy enough to furnish abundant nutrimene to the ehoots that spring from it, Impveve the Cattle. The beet way for the dairy Man to improve his herd is to replace hie common cows with their dieugheere by pure heed sires from advaneed registered dams. The high price; for some of the beet dairy animals need net (11010110 - ago dairymeu from improving their ' herds by the introduction of good blood, for the oirtaclee ean be over. come hy the neiglerbollogd oo-oper- ation 14,,jouying new Wrote, 1 Th hqW Nv.11 eaAblisht,4 igt4)1 where clEtl, ing 14 01 no reason Irby ihe 1)04 b dairy hullft should not be meatialele, 10 alb Mall dairyman. 'What* mild bo big priee for one mat to pay for registered tiro could be made a vett, Gina. investment johib purelositt trn oriwboly tIst roan who 1(100 his tempo: Ads it. again.