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• "Button, Button."
Tommy, who had begun to take
lesson• in woodworking, was feeling
vary happy on his birthday becatuse
his Uncle Joe had given hien a now
set of carpenter's tools.
"1 know what I will do," said
Tommy, as he flourished his ham-
mer in one hand and a little piece
of wood in the other. "I'11 mase
a button to fasten the pantry d ,or.
It is always flying open, and Mary
says that it is a nuisance: I am go-
ing to •surprise her when she comes
home,"
As it wa,s Mar;v'e afternoon to go
out, and Tommy's mother had gone
away, Tommy ha,ci the house all to
himself. He took his box of tools,
and went out to the pantry, at the
farthest end of the house. The pan-
try door was half open; the door
knob was loose and the catch did
not work properly. The door open-
ed from the outside into the pantry.
Tommy examined it carefully.
"The button will have to go on
the inside, or else it Hill not do any
good," he said, wisely, He got
down on the pantry floor, and be-
gan hie work, First he whittled out
a nice large button from a piece of
Bard wood. It was a round button.
Then with his gimlet he bored a lit-
tle hole through the centre of the
button for the screw; he made the
hole large enough for the button to
turn easily. Then he fastened the
button on the edge of the door-
jamb, so that it overlapped the edge
of the door, and kept the door clos-
ed nicely. He drove in the screw
hard, but the bottom was still loose
enough to be turned easily. The
job was done. Tommy stood up in
a glow of triumph, and looked at
the neat job he had done. But,
alas, it was a round button !
Yes, it turned very easily on the
screw, but it did not turn so as to
fasten or unfasten the door, as
Tommy had planned. It just turn-
ed round and round. The door
stayed shut, all right. It was fas-
tened so tight; that Tommy could
not •open it ee all! When he found
that out, he was angry. He pulled
and pulled and shook and shook the
door. But it would not open. He
tried to loosen the screw; but in
screwing it in he had worn down
the slot, so that 'the .screw driver
did nothing but slip. Tommy had
buttoned himself securely into the
pantry, and he could not get out 1
He ran to the pantry window.
Ne, it was too high to jump out.
The house stood on a side hill, and
the window was ten feet from the
ground. There was no one in the
house; he would have to wait until
some one name home. He sat down
on a chair, and kicked his heels,
which is not a jolly way to spend
an afternoon.
It seemed years and years — i$
really was hours and hours—before
he heard some one moving in the
kitchen.
"Mary!" the called. "0 Mary I".
After awhile she heard him.
"Well, now," she cried, ars she
tiptoed cautiously to the door,
"who's in my pantry, I wonder 7 Is
it a burglar?"
"'Lt's only me," said Tommy. "I
Fried to fix your door so it couldn't!
fly open. And I've done it, and rt 1
won'•t fly open. I can't get out 1" r
"You're a fine carpenter 1" cried
Mary. She pushed, and she .thump-
ed and rattled the dem; but she
could nob get it open from the win-
dow. Then Tommy helped .him to
crawl in. It took even his father
a long time to get out the worn
screw from the button.
Wirth a mills, Pbm>ny's father
looked at the button in his head,
"A round lxuthon, on the inside,
Tenmmv I What good could that do?
Well, I never!" That was all he
said •tlten.
But when Tommv's family want
to tease him a bit, all they have to
say is, "Tommy, lea's plav 'Dutton,
button, wile's got the button 7' "
It is not Tommv's favorite game,
—Youth'•s Companion.
A Modern Tortoise.
Giles purchased the horse one
Monday afternoon. On the follow-
ing morning he set out, in a state of
great indignation, to the house of
the vendor—a thrifty Soot,
".And to think that you told me
he horse isad won half a dozen
matches against some of the best
horsee in the county. Oh, shame
on. you -.shame!"" The farmer's
voice trailed off into something like
ab'cob as the concluded his angry dia:
t>iba. .But Sandy remained uuPer-
tueb ed.
"And se he did, mon," was his
quiet repodncler,
"But•he can't even trot a inile in
eight minutes," splutteved ,the out-
raged Giles.
•'iA.nd who said he weld?" asked
Sandy. "Ib was in ploughing
mei:elms'that he took sax prizes I"
No Resentblanee.:
A,h a church fair recently a so-
lemn -looking, elderly gentleman.
remarked toe yomig man : "I never
attend a elorroh fair like this-with-
set
thinking of the money changers
in the temple,"
• iii don't; dice ° the resenbiatbce,
sir, replied t4he. young man.
'.Choi e's. no money ohanlgi.ng there;
whatever you give 'ern they lrory,"
CRIPPLING PAINS
OF RHEUMATISM
Cannot be Cured by Liniments
—Must be Reached Through
the Blood
Thousands of men and women
suffer severely from rheumatism.
Gruel, crippling pains in .the tnus-
cles and joints make every move-
ment a Torture. Many people think
rheumatism is due to cold or wet
weather, and they try tee euro
themselves by rubbing lint ••_eats on
the painful parts, This egem, great
mistake—the rheumatic poison is in
the blood, and liniments and rub-
bing cannot give more than the
most temporary relief. If you are
a victim of rheumatism or lumbago
you can only rid yourself of it by
making your blood rich and pure,
for only in this way can tho poi-
sons of rheumatism be driven from
the system. Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills have cured more cases of
rheumatism than any other disease
except anaeania, just because they
make the rich, red blood that goes
right to the root and cause of
rheumatism. You cannot be well
when your blood is impure, there-
fore, begin curing your rheumatism
to -day with Dr, -.Hams' Pink
Pills, The following are the par-
ticulars of one of the many thou-
sands of cures to the credit of this
health -giving medicine:
Mr, Jeremie Nadou, St. Jerome,
Que,, says: "A few years ago 1
was seized with a severe attack of
rheumatism. The pains lel any back,
arms and legs were terrible, I
treated with several doctors, but
they did not help me, and as time
went on I was unable to work, and
began to think that I would be a
cripple for life. While in this try -
hag condition a friend who had
been cured of rheumatid by the
use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills ad-
vised me to try this remedy, and I
got a supply of the Pills. I had
taken the Pills for several weeks
before any improvement was no-
ticed, but once signs of relief came
the improvement from that time on
was rapid, and I joyfully continued
taking the Pills until every vestige
of the trouble disappeared. No one
but a sianilar sufferer can imagine
the gratitude I feel for this relief
from pain, and because I have since
enjoyed perfect health I urge other
rheumatic sufferers to give this
medicine a trial."
You can get Dr. Williams' Piak
Pills from any medicine dealer or
by mail, at 50 cents a box or six
boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Wil-
liams' Medicine Go., Brockville,
Ont.
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POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
• Faint praise ne'er won fair dam-
sel.
The heart may:?bo willing, but the
,pocketbook weak.
But the man who lives a double
life never does two m.en's work.
The weaker a man is, the easier
it is for him to break a promise.
Many a chap's toes turn up while
waiting for a dead man's shoes.
A lot of girls who pose as candy
kids develop into lemon drops la-
ter,
When a man sticks to a job he
doesn't like, it's because he needs
the money.
The more rings a woman has on
her fingers the oftener her back
hair needs adjusting.
And many a man who thought he
could set the world on fire turned
out to be a wet blanket.
Women dress to please the man,
but some men are so all -fired con-
trary
ontrary they refuse to be pleased.
An. old batchelor may not believe
that life is full of contradictions,
but a married magi always does.
A meddlesome woman is bad
enough, but when the meddling bee
gets into a man's bonnet it is time
to stand from under.
HMV a Sick Woman
Cali R ga u Health
Road This Very Carefully.
"Icor years I web thin and delicate.
I lost color and was easily tired; a
yellow pallor, pimples and blotches on
any face were not only mortifying to
my feelings, but because I thought my
skin would never look nice again 1
grew despondent. Then my appetite
failed. I grew very weak. Various
remedies, pills, tonics and tablets 1
tried without permanent benefit. A
visit to my sister put into my hands
a bot of Dr. Ilamilton's Pills. She
placed reliance upon them .and now
that they have made me a well woman
I would not be without them whatever
they alight coat. I found Dr. Hamil-
ton's Pills by their Mild yet searching
action- very suitable tO the delicate
character of a woman's nature.. They
never once griped inc, yet they estab-
lishacl regularity. My appetite grew
keen—myblood red and pure—heavy.
rings under my oyes disappeared and
today my skin is ae Clear and un.
wrinkled as when I was a girt Dr.
Hamilton's Pills did It all.
The above straightforward letter
from Mrs, I. Y. 'Todd, wife of a well-
known miller In Rogersville, is proof
seinelent that or, Halnitton's,ems aro
a wonderful; 'woman's mecleine. T1s6
no other pill but. -Dr. Hamilton's:, 25e.
per box. All dsalee' or The Catatelie
ozone Co., Kingston;Ontario. '
, ni'ORMON MAGISTRATE.
iiugii 11, Brown, Of Citrtlet en, Al-
berta, Deadly Foe of Liquor.
flush 13, Brown, Cardston's ma-
gistrate, is striking terror into the
hearts of illicit booze sellers in
Southern Alberta, The whole of
the Mormon territory in Canada is
under local option, but it has been
ea•id by mels in a position to know
that there is as much booze sold in
this district es in legalized terri-
tery, Mr. Brown was appointed to
the position of ma•gistreto only this
year, and already he has imposed
fines as high as $300 on those who
would make gain by trading in in-
toxicating liquors.
The new ma:istrato is a member
of the Mormon Church, his wife be-
ing a grand daughter of Brigham
Young of Poly manyus renown. It
is not as a member of the Mormon
Church, however, that Mr, Brown
Mr. Hugh B. Brown
is waging war against the importa-
tion of whiskey into the local op-
tion territory, but simply as an
officer of the Crown he is going to
see that the laws regarding the Bell-
ing of liquor are enforced.
Though a young man of 30 years
of age, Mr. Brown is prominently
known in military circles in West-
ern Canada. He is a major of 0
squadron of the Alberta Rangers.
At the last convention of Liberals
held at Cardston before the last
Provincial election, Mr. Brown's
(lame caste before the convention
and was favorably received. The
young man, however, is not anxious
to enter polities and retired in fa-
vor of the former member, Mr.
Martin Woolf.
F
BABIES OWN TABLETS
CURE INDIGESTION
Indigestion is one of ilio most
common ailments of childhood, and
no other ailment is more danger-
ous. Indigestion paves he way to
many other complaints. Baby's
Own Tablets never fail to remove
childhood indigestion. They act as
a gentle laxative, sweeten the sto-
mach, regulate the bowels, and
make the baby healthy and happy.
Concerning them Mrs. Alphonse
Pellitier, St. • Philippe do Neri,
Que,, writes: "I have used Baby's
Own' Tablets for indigestion with
great success. They have also
proved successful in breaking up
colic and simple fevers," The Tab-
lets are sold by medicine dealers or
by mail at 25 oents a box from The
Dr. Williams' Medicine Go., Brock-
ville, Ont.
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THE PETITION WAS GRANTED.
Napoleon Had Great Pride in the
King of Route.
Sha liras Helpless
For Two Years
Why Mrs. Baldwin Recommends
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
She Could Find Nothing to Cure
Her Rheumatism Till On a Neigh-
bor's Advice She Tried Dodd's
Kidney Pills.
St, Walburg, Seek., Feb. 18.—
(Special),—"I can truly recom-
mend Docld's Kidney Pills for any
ono suffering from Rheumatism,"
These are the words of Mrs. W. A.
Baldwin, a highly respected resi-
dent of this plata. And Mrs, Bald-
win gives her reasons.
"I was nearly helpless with
rheumatism for two years," she.
states. "I got medicine from the
doctor, and tried several other
remedies., but nothing helped me.
Then one of my neighbors advised
me to try Dodd's Kidaey Pills. I
bought four boxes, and they helped
almost from the first. I have used
nearly two dozen boxes and am
nearly cured."
That rheuinatism is 0555 one of
the results of diseased kidneys is
again shown in Mrs, Bahl -tin's
case. She had headaches, stiffness
of the jointa and backache, her
sleep was broken rend unrefreshing,
and she was always tired and ner-
vous. Her limbs swelled and she
was always thirsty. These are al]
symptoms of diseased kidneys.
When she cured her kidneys with
Dodd's Kidney Pills the symptoms
vanished --and so did the rheuma-
tism,
F
TILE SKILFUL ESKIMOS.
Fine Art Exhibited In Handling
Harpoon and Line.
The Eskimo is said to be a skil-
ful huntsman, and especially in the
capturing of seals does he display
considerable ingenuity, Whenever
the seal hunter has gone to the
trouble of splicing a fine spear
handle, he does not wish to break
it, so the point, explains a writer
in The Southern Workman, is put
on with a lc -toggle" or joint.
When a seal or walrus is har-
pooned, the sudden struggle of the
animal does not break the spear,
but merely unjoints the point, and
the more the animal struggles the
more the point turns crosswise in
the wound and the firmer the barbs
take hold. But the animal cannot;
eseape, for with thongs of aloin the
point is connected with the spear
shaft. The animal merely swims
away or dives deep into the sea,
carrying with hian the spear•
The long leather thong which is
attached to it uncoils from the deck
of the kyack and playa out. It car-
ries with it a drag like a kine, but
does not pull hard enough to break
the line. Even this drag is made
of skin stretched over a spliced
framework.
When the lime is all played out
it is seen to be attached to a float
which is also carried on the deck
of the boat. This is made of an in-
flated shin. It has plugs and at-
tachments cleverly carved from
ivory, for wood is far too precious
to be used in this land of ivory so
far from the forests.
The float serves as a buoy, so
that the Eskimo can follow the ani-
mal and find it after it gives up its
struggles and dies. Then, toe, the
float keeps the catch from sinking
and being lost in the ocean's
depths.
"Nerviline" if
Magic Nerviline Cures
A certain Frenchmen of spirit I
once found himself in great dis-
tress. It was necessary to find a
means of livelihood, or die in mis-
ery. There was a vacant place that
was worth ten thousand francs a
year. He wanted it, but how could
he get it 7 It was under the First
Empire; the King of Rome was a
dim in the cradle. The aspirant
thought of an ingenious plan to
bring about the success of his
hopes„
He wrote a petition, addressed
it to the young king, and through
the friendship of a general officer
attached to tho emperor, got it pre-
sented to Napoleon.
The emperor took the petition,
and seeing the supenseidption, be,
gnu to smile. "Very well," said he,
let the petition be carried to him
to whom it is addressed."
Veer chamberlains conducted our
hero before the envedle of the infant
king. After a profoupd bow, ho be-
gan in a high voice to read his pe -
tigers. From time to time he bowed
before the ereale. As is the man-
ner of infants, the child uttered
several unintelligible eouncia..
After having taken his leave re-
spectfully, the petitioner returned.
to Napoleon, who said "A,lt well
what response
"Sire, his majesty said nothing,"
"Who says /settling gives con-
sent," said rthe emperor. "The pc-
tition is, gra2tted;f'
Atter,ac stir' - the kine
wise
Ing Met of talking
Ili
well a wase man keoisa stili«
Toothache, Earache
T RELIEVES EVERY EX-
TERNAL PAIN
Cures Colds, Coughs, Sore Throat
Tight Chest and ^H,oarseness.
It's when sickness comes at night,
when you are far from the druggist
or the doctor, that's when you need
Nerviline most, )Experienced mothers
are n.over without it. One of the chil-
dren may have toothache. Without
Nerviline—a sleepless night for the
entire household. With Nerviline the
paip is relieved quickly. It may be
eo1arache, perhaps a stiff nock, or one
the kiddies coughing with a bad
chest cold. Nothing can give quickor
results than vigorous rubbing with
this old-time family remedy,
Nerviline is too useful, too valuable
to be without. For lumbago, lame
bade, sciatica or neuralgia there is no
liniment with half of Nerviline's pow-
er to penetrate and ease the pain.
As a family safeguard, as soma
thing to ward of sickness and to cure
the minor ills tbat will occur In ev-
ery flimsily, to euro pain anywhere,
you can find nothing to compare with
old-time Norvfifno, whidl for forty
years has been the most widely used
family remedy 10 the Dominion. The
most economical size is the large 50c,
family size bottle, small trial size 25e.
All dealers sell. Nergiine.
An Ietriea.to Story.
" teforo My marriage I told her
all my past hie. Don't you think 1
showed a wonder -fel courage?
"Yes, and a still more wtindo ;fol
memory," ening, elckemng or graptng. Use
oxiy OSLO aDlWASO'• QVrNIIi`kl" '
,All ready beked
toanicety ; whole,
mealy and full
flavored, Heating
o only is necessary.
CONVEYANCJ.S 01MADElJiA.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox Describes the
"Stone Boat" Vehicles.
Writing of a trip to Algiers by
way of Madeira, Ella Wheeler Wil-
cox says:
"Waiting at the dock to convey
the passengers to the town of Fun-
chal, were such curious looking
vehicles. They resembled the old
stone boats I had seen as a child
on the farm in Wisconsin, with
sort of phaeton top, and harnessed
to each stone boat carriage was a
pair of robust oxen. Over the oob-
bleetone streets the sledges glided
easily, and where the road was le-
vel the oxen were urged into a mild
gallop,
"Beside the ox sledges there were.
hammock chairs, carried by strong
Portuguese men, one at each end
of the vehicle. These conveyances
proved delightfully comfortable for
a lady who wished to make a tour
of the shops; and the price was
meet reasonable. The shops along
the streets wore gay with bright
calor, and filled with bargains in
linen embroidered by the native
Portuguese women, baskets made
on the island, odd chains, and small
curios.
"One phaeton carried us to the
end of the line, where we took a
scenic railway and ascended the re-
mainder of the two thousand feet
summit, which overlooked the town.
Here we were confronted by guides
to various points of historic and
scenic beauty, and finally landed in
large baskets, fashioned to hold two
or three people, anti with a Portu-
guese man at either side holding
the basket back by a strong cold,
we tobogganed down the hill to the
town."
THE AGONiES OF 1-IADES
Aren't supposed to be worse than a
bad corn. For years the standard re-
medy has been Putnam's Corn IOxtraot-
or. It painlessly removes the worst
corn in 24 hours; try Putnam's Extract-
or, 25o. at all dealers.
r
Sorry lie Spoke.
Hub (on street)—That gentleman
who just went by was eaying to the
lady with him, "I can't afford it."
Wife—Huh 1' I'll guarantee it's
something his wife wants, not some -
tilling he wants himself.
Fairville, Sept. 80, 1502.
Mlnard's Liniment Co., Limited,
Dear Sirs, Wo wish to inform you
that we consider your MINARD'S
LINIMENT a very sunerlor article, and
wo urn it es a sure relief for sore :throat
and chest, When I toll you I would not
be without it if the price was one dol-
lar a bottle, I mean it,
Yours truly,
CIIAS: F. TILTON.
A Hot One.
Hub -,A word to idle wise is suf-
ficient, my dear.
Wife—I know it, Harry. That's
why I have to be continually and
everlastingly ;talking to you.
Mlnard's Llnhnent Curss Distemper,
Bauldy—"There's nothing like ad -
yea -tieing for bringing a man out."
Asinus—"Yes; out at the elbows."
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
Tonlnly's Reply.
Tommy had broken one of the
school rules, and the teacher told
;flim to tell hes mother about it, and
also about the punishment ho had
received. She thought his mother
might thrash him again. The next
morning sale asked, "Well, Tommy,
did you tell your mother about your
bad beiuiv%or.:yestertlay and 'limy 1
punished you I" "Yea, ma'am,"
replied Tommy, quickly. "Well,
what clic? skis say?" "Said she'd
like to wring your neck," replied,
Tommy calmly.
Redu1arity
of the bowels is an absolute neces-
sity for good health. 'Unless the
waste matter from the food which
collects there is got rid of at least
once a dayy, it decays end poisons the
whole body, causin biliousness, indi-
gestion and sick headaches. Salta
and other harsh mineral purgatives
irritate the delicate lining of the
bowels, Ar. Morse's Indian Root,
Pills --entirely vegetable—regulate,
the bowels effectively withotlt,weak-
1a�g et the genlrino, ea3] t r fhtlt name, Illasi.#axb► Root, If'll1
X'A'i!i•Vltf BlI t o t7U2 'INTO. T,colc
for
a CoelldgnauttOeo oDaE. tv6. otiintivit, Care ED. i. eget 1s -•-eel
Weather Signe.
The repeated washing of,its face
by the family eat, the apparent
nearness of distant objects, unusual
activity on the part of fowls, are ell
indications_ that a storm is brewing,
There are signs more easily doted
by the city dwellers and which will
also be of value to country folk.
If, on picking up the newspaper in
the morning, it dispiaye a tendency
to tear easily, a downpour of rain
is not far off. Rain is also foretold
when the contents of the salt -cellar
becomes soggy and clamp, When
rain is due your shoe leces will
break easily, and your kid gloves
will have a cold clammy feeling
and be hard to pull on, Even the
walking stick and umbrella will act
es a barometer. Before rain the
handles will be slightly damp, and
will stink to the fingers when
touched .
'5
A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY
An eminent scientist, the other day,
gave his opinion that the most won-
derful discovery of recent years was
the discovery of Zam-Buk, Just
think! As soon as a single thin layer
of Zam+Buk is applied to a wound or
a sore, such injury is insured against
blood poison ! Not one species of
microbe has been found that Zam-Buk
does not kill !
Then again, As soon as Zam-Buk
is applied to a sore, or a cut, or to
skin disease, it stops the smarting.
That is why children are such friends
of Zam-Buk. They care nothing for
the science of the thing. All they
know ie that Zam-Buk stops their
pain. Mothers should never forget
this.
Again. As soon as Zam Buk is ap-
plied to a wound or to a diseased
part, the cells beneath the skin's sur-
face are so stimulated that new
healthy tissue is quickly formed. This
forming of fresh healthy tissue from,
Woo is Zaut-Buk's secret of healing.
The tissue thus formed is worked up
to the surface and literally caste off
the diseased tissue above it, This is
why Zam-Bull cures are permanent.
Only the other day Mr. Marsh, of
101 Delorimier Ave., Montreal, called
upon the Zam-Buk Co. and told them
that for over twenty-five years he
had been a martyr to eczema. His
hands were at one time so covered
with sores that he had to sleep in
gloves. Four years ago Zam-Buk was
Introduced to him, and in a few
months it cured him. To-day—over
three years after his cure of a disease
he had for twenty-flve years—be is
still cured, and has had no trace of
any return of the eczema!
,All druggists sell Zem,Buk at 50e.
box, or we will send free trial box if
you send this advertisement and a le
stamp (to pay return postage). Ad-
dress Zam-Buk Co„ Toronto.
A Long Drought.
They were discussing the drought
in a small Western ,town, and some-
one asked en old farmer :
"How would you like to see it
rain, Hiram Z"
"I don't care about it myself,"
he replied, "but I've got a boy six
years old tsho would like to see it
rain."
Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days
Druggists refund money if PAZO
OINTMENT falls to cure Itching, Blind,
or Protruding Plies. First application
gives relief. SOc
She Wears a Hobble Skirt.
What has become of the old-
fashioned girl who wore a fabscina-
tor?
Mlnard's Liniment Cures Colds, Eto.
Something to Remember.
"My boy, I want you to remember
one thing."
"What's that, dad 7"
"Notwithstanding all you hear
about big steals, people do and can
get rich honestly."
Try Murine Eye Remedy
If you have Red, Weak, Watery Eyes
or Granulated Eyelids. Doesn't Smart
—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell
Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c50c.
Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, f
25c, 50c. Eye Books Free by Mail.
An Eye Tonto (load for All eyon that Need. Cara
Murtha Eye Remedy Co.. Chloago
Handicapped.
Judge—"Remember, witness, you
are sworn to tell the truth and no-
thing but the truth."
Witness—"Judge, I am trying my
durndest to do it, but that pie -faced
slob of a lawyer there won't let
me."
Minard's Liniment cures Carget In Cows.
Original Definition.
For half en hoar past the teacher
had been busily sowing the seeds of
knowledge, and realized that the
time had come et last for het' to
reap the harvest.
"Now, boys," she asked, "who
can tell me what an oyster is?"
For a while silence filled the class-
room. On all sides little brows
were puckered in strained effort amt
remembrance.
Then a look of knowledge began to
chine in little 'Tominy's eyes. Lager-
ly he raised his hand, and—
"1 know," he cried. "It's a fish
built like a nut!"
Standing on His Neild.
Teddy's mother was walking down
the garden walk when she was hor-
rified at seeing her •son standing on
his head against the garden wall.
"Teddy, yeti wretch!' she dried.
"Mat are you doing now?"
"Standing oh my' ilelul," replied
Teddy. "Didn't you toll Ino to play
amt something that wouldn't wear
my boots out I"
FINGER MQS
[FOPPED OFF
Skin Beneath Lifeless; ringers
.Painful, Sleepless Nights, Used
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura °int-
ment. Complaint Gone,
70.A13rleola et., Balifax, N. s,—"Some
time ago my finger nails began to drop o11,
the result ft was honeyed' of lead poisoning.
The nails themselves were brittle and dry,
the akin beneath being lifeless looking, lt'fr
fingers were excessively painful causing..
sleepless nights. I was treated for about
three months and the nails grew again but
away from the flesh of the Angers and thou
fell pil again.
"Raving heard a great deal of Cutfcura
soap and Ointment I sons for a sample of
both in the hope of their healing my lagers
whichwerevery painful, At night after
washing my hands well with the Qulicura
Soap I rubbed the Outloura Ointment all
around the finger endsand wore gloves to
prevent the Ointment from being rubbed off,
then again In the morning washed my bands
with the Cuticura Soap. The Cutleura
Soap and Ointment bad a cooling effect and
after using them for a short while I was sur-
prised to feel fingers much less sore and
beginning to assume a more healthy appear-
ance; tho fungus which had. grown Under the
old nails disappeared and then new strong
nails formed. This trouble had. lasted abons
eighteen months before using Cutloura Soap
and Olatment yet after using same for three
months my finger nails bad grown strong
and complaint had entirely gone. (Signed)
Ernest Beckford, Oct. 12, 1512,
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