The Brussels Post, 1913-11-27, Page 6ITER DUKE
..-Ib was whiepered that Brian Dins -
dale, the young lawyer, and Miss
June Temple were engaged. It
wasn't true, No young lady on the
face of the earth ever waited over
ten minutes to spread the glad tid-
ings, and in this case they hadn't
been spread.
That Mr. Dinsdale was calling on.
Miss Temple and with her mother
as chaperon was escorting her to
the theatre and other places, was
a plain fact, and that their attitude
toward each other was all that
eould be hoped for, wad whispered
with other w.hispera.
Then came what they call down
south a "norther." The balmy
wind suddenly shifts into the north,
and those who have been swinging
in hammocks and eating icecream
hike into the house and build a
fire in three stoves.
It was a norther that Mr. Dins -
dale got. He had been so suooess-
ful at law that he owned an auto.
He had Miss June and her another
out for a spin one day, and the pace
aeas,mederate.
He was not a young man to take
chances with his peek. That day
there were two other necks to lie
guarded. Therefore, he hadn't in-
structed the chauffeur to jumip the
machine over creeks and climb rail
female
The party was floating about on
wings of peace when. another auto
Dame tearing up. In it was seated
a pompous middle-aged man and
his driver, The pompous man indi-
cated by a wave of his hand that be
was going to pass,
"Don't you let him," said Miss
June to Mr. Dinsdale,
"Perhaps he's going for a doc-
tor."
"He should have telephoned."
'But we are in no hurry."
"But he acts as it the road be-
longed to him, and I don't like hie
style. Tell your man to hit 'er
aPat
But there's a bad turn ahead,
and I 'don't want to race around,"
"Oh, ' well, let him throw a bar-
rel of dust over us,"
As the road widened the stranger
passed them. He smiled a lordly
and patronizing smile ae he did it,
"Mother," whispered the girl, "I
feel humiliated."
"But why, dear?"
"Because we let that man by.
Mr. Dinsdale hasn't much pride or
courage. I hope he never comes to
the house again."
-"Yell see what a bad spot it is,"
said the lawyer as they reached the
turn.
"Very bad," replied the mother.
"It's as good as the rest of the
road," sulkily replied the Baugh -
ter.
Few doctors have enough confi-
4 dance in themselves to treat them-
selvds when ill, and when a lawyer
' has a case of his own to plead he is
ahnost sure to bungle it. Here is
an example ofit,
Mr, Dinsdale realized that Miss
June was miffed. But he .soon had
reater cauee than that. They were
assing slowly through a -village
when they caught sight of the other
auto at the curb in front of a real
estate office,
Just then the pompous man came
out and the realestate man with
him. The latter, as it happened,
knew Mrs. Temple in a business
way, and he beckoned for her to
atop. When he had asked her about
a certainpiece of property he call-
ed to the pompous man and said to
the ladies:.
"Mrs. and Misa Temple, permit
me to dntroduoe the Duke of Rich -
,mond. He is thinking of buying
fives or six fame off me and creating.
a large estate here."
Both women gashed' for breath,
and in the confusion Mr. Dinsdale
was overlooked,
Mrs. Temple was a woman who
Rubbers ana
baser-Stocitingls in One.
E4dy to pput en dna teka on ',await
--Looxsuat-setervtall. All diad for
roman end children.
buy nom and ptotpet youraalf dad
May hoot"data
ilbi, a..
CfnadI* 6onteltdeied hsbbcrCo,
ttnllod, Monbdut,
doted on titles. Here was a title.
Almost before she knew
eshe had
it
invited the Duke of Richmond to
oall and he had replied, as he was
looking full at the daughter, that it
would make him the happiest man`
in the world.
Yes, he thought of buying a large
estate in this country and settling
down to get married and live out
the rest of his days.
As the Dinsdale auto went on
Mrs. Temple suddenly exelaimed.
"Why—why, Mr. Dinsdale was
not introduced to theduke1"
"Why, mamma!" said the daugh-
ter, pretending surprise.
"Oh, that's all right," replied
the lawyer. "One can run across
a duke or a lord any day in the
city."
"Then you know a number of
them?" queried Miss June.
"In a way, yes. Several hotels
have sent me bills against thein to
collect. I have forgotten whether
the Duke of Richmond is among
them or not."
It was a mean remark and it
atruok home. That was the lawyer
of it. He was befuddling his own
ease.
There was a cool silence for five
minutes following his remark, and
then both ladies complained of
feeling tired, and the auto was
turned about,
It was a very formal parting.
Three heads bowed stiffily, and af-
ter Mr, Dinsdale was a block ahead
he trusted himself to say to him-
self :
"If that young lady wants to
make an idiot of herself let her go
ahead l"
He tried to make himself believe
that he didn't care a Dopper for any
one of the female sex, but what a
sham I He had no sooner reached
his office thanhe set about tracing
the Duke of Richmond.
As Miss June entered the house
she turned and mid to her mother,
with great positiveness:
"I think Mr. Dinadale is the
moat disagreeable man Fever met."
"I am both surprised and shock-
ed," was the reply,
"I hope he never calls here
again 1"
"So do I. -Thomas must be -in-
structed to say that we are not at
home to him."
Hypocritical June Temple i With-
in half an hour she was writing Mr.
Dinsdale a note to say that she had
lefb her handkerchief in the auto,
and would he be so kind as to
bring it with him when he called
again I"
Mr. Dinsdale might have called
after a few evenings, but the lost
handkerohief would not have been
with him securely wrapped in tis-
sue paper and then in tinfoil out-
side. The reason it wouldn't was
because it was not to be found in
the auto, It had never bean drop-.
ped there. It was right before the
girl as she wrote the note.
The lawyer was thinking of call-
ing, however, when he heard that
the Duke of Richmond was on the
job, so to say. If he wasn't calling
every few minutes it was at least
every day.
His highness was having a heap
to say about his title, his oasbles
and `his plans for th efuture. Mrs.
Tr ple swallowed his words greed-
ily, but Miss Temple found that she
didn't care much about titles and
vast estates and the family jewels
of a duchess.
She was more concerned about a
plain young lawyer. She had eat
about to make him sorry, and she
was being sorry herself.
One day the duke called when
Mrs. Temple was alone. He seemed
to be glad to find it so, In one way
ha was almost a stranger to her,
but in another the friendship had
progressed so fast that he dared to
ask for her daughter's hand,
That is, he •wanted permission to
win the hand if he could, Of oourse
he had brought scores, of testimon-
ials with him, and stood ready to
submit a barrel or two of them at
anytmoment,
"I should be proud to be your
mother-in-law," was the prompt
answer received.
"And I should certainly bo proud
to call you by that title; As the
Duchess of Richmond your sweet
daughter -would have the world at
her Met, almost."
`"How grand 1'1 -
"All I ask is a fain ohanao to win
her.,,
"I will aid yoti all I can,"
"And there is one more thing,
my dear Mrs. Temple, It is a mat-
ter I must ask you to hold in the
strictest confidence,"
"You have my word that I will,
Duke."
"My solicitors in London were to
send ire $100,000 a week ago, but a
letter just received from themsays
it will be a whole fortnight yet be-
fore they can comply. Mean-
while—"
"You need funds 7" said Mrs.
Temple,
"Ah, what a woman ! If you have
$3,000 yon are not going to use for
a few days—"
"I will gladly give you a cheque
for it."
An hour later, when Miss June
had returned and been told of the
loan, she went straight to the tole -
phone and said to Mr, Dinadale
"Come at onto with your auto !
Never mind what
far, but tomo I"
Then she telephoned
her mother's
bank and stopped payment on the
oheque, and was at the door when
the autodrove up.
"Where to 7" asked the lawyer,
"Fourth National Bank."
"What for 7"
"To nab the Duke of Richmond."
On the way down two detectives
were picked up. The duke had
taken a trolley car and got into a
block, and had reached the bank
only three minutes ahead of the
others.
He was in line to present his
cheque, but made a break to get
away when he saw the detectives.
"Who is he 7" asked Miss June as
Mr. Dinsdale was taking her home.
"Dick Turner, the greatest confi-
dence man in the country:"
"But he has thirteen trunks at
the Belmont and occupies a parlor
suite,"
"He has a carpet bag and ocou-
pies a room in a cheap lodging -
house."
"Gracious, but how he has fooled
mamma !"
"And the real-estate men, and
you, and others:"
"No; not me, sir."
"And why not?"
"Because I had a feeling—feel-
ing—''
`Well 7"
"A feeling that I shouldn't mar-
ry any other man but you, Brian 1"
And Mrs. Temple was the only
one who shed tears and talked of
the wickedneea of the world.
HOUSES WITHOUT NAILS.
Tillage in Alberta Built by Ruth-
enians Without Hardware.
In Alberta there is a village of
houses which have been constructed
without nails. As a matter of feet,
little or no hardware of any ohanao-
ter has entered into their aosistruo-
tion. 'ilhese houses have been built
by Ruthenian immigrants and their
architecture is quite novel, Their
first attempts at house -building are
usually of the kind they had been
accustomed to over in Europe, and
their buildings are of the typical
Ruthenian style—log, pitch -roofed,
thatched and wide in the eaves,
In many cases these buildings are
put ap without it dollar's worth of
hardware. Even the door, an af-
fair of slender twigs wovea and
laced together, swings on home-
made hinges and is latched with a
wooden dtasp. The flow." is of hewn
loge, =nailed, The roof, as the
favorite Russian roof always is, is
awonderful fabric of poles and
cross -woven wheat straw, 10 inches
think, packed tight and salad, and
laid with such Dare that it will
stand the weather for 20 years,
FAMILY OF FIVE
All Indulged Freely From Infancy.
It is a common thing in this
country to see whole families
growing up with nervous systems
weakened by teal, and coffee drink-
ing.
That is because many parents do
not realize that teaand coffee con-
tain a drug — caffeine — which
causes the trouble, (The same is
found in tea.)
"There aro five children in my
family," writes a Western mother,
"all of whom drank ooffee from
infancy up to two years ago.
"My husband dad T had heart
trouble and were advised to quit
coffee. We did so and began to
use Postum. Wo are doing with-
out medicine and ars entieely re-
lieved of heart trouble.
(Caffeine causes hearb trouble
when continually used ae in coffee
drinking,)
"Our eleven -year-old boy bad a
weak digestion from birth, and yet
always craved and was given 00f.
fee. When we changed to Postum
he liked it and we gave him all he
wanted. He has been restored to
health by Postum and still likes
it."
Name given by Canadian Postum
Co., Windsor, Ont. Write foe the
little book, "The Road - to Well-
Postum
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum—must be boiled,
Instant Postum is a soluble pow -
tier. A.teaspoonful d:iasolWes quick•
ly in a cup of hot water and, with
Otteeu and sugar, makes a delici-
ous beverage Instantly. Grocers
tell both :rinds,
"There's a, reason" for Postum.
The World In Revie
iy -S0IUl SCHOOLBOY JIOl1'LlIUS.
Interesting Information Given by
the Students.
SOma amazing ';howlers" are
mentimed es given in answer to
examination questions in the report
jest issued on eecondar'y education
in Scotland. "Mammon" was quite
,, 'commonly confounded with "man-
na" and also with "mammoth,,,.
ehu `"Mormon." "Mohammed" ; Job
e WWI Jonah, and "muses" with
"mutes." One definition was, "A
worshipper of mammon means a
bigamist," another that. it "Gleans.
an Israelite, since the people of
that tribe were fed by mammon in
in the wilderness."-
Muses, it was stated, were often
seen at funerals in the olden days. "Job's A Jo comforter" .
b omfontor was dosoribacl
DO "a woollen muffler worn round
/the throat," as "a thing to give the
baby the patience of Job," and as
"something very pleasing, for Job
was placed inside the whale's belly,
and it was very pleasing for him to
get cut again," 'There was a ten-
dency to represent Isaac as ""the
fatted calf" who was to be killed,
or to see in the phrase an equiva-
lent to other familiar sayings like
"the fat in the firs," or "to kill the
goose that laid the golden eggs."
But the acme of absurdity, it is
declared, was surely reached by the
candidate who stated that "Vanity
Fair was held in the time of Moses,
where all the people gathered to-
getheto-
getherand sold their; goods—`Moses
at the fair.' "
The paraphrase of Gray's well-
known "ode on the death of a fav-
orite oat" proved rather subtle,
and girls as a rule did it better
than boys, In widely separated
echools the odd mistake occurred of
desoribing the `"hapless nymph" as
"a gw-ldfiah with no clothes an." In
an essay on flowers the word "na-
ture" was sadly abused.—''All na-
ture dies in the autumn," or worse
still, "'All nature leaves, us when
winter coarses.."
Of the pairs of characters in poe-
try proposed for comparison, Mac-
beth and Milton's Satan were first
favorites. There was a strong ten-
dency to `treat Satan, not as a fall-
en angel, but as an erring mortal.
"He resembles Macbeth," said one
candidate, "because both were mis-
led by their wives." "Placed in
another walk of life," said a candi-
date, "Satan would have been a
good man."
Some interesting blunders were
found in the history papers. George
Washington was confused with
George Stephenson, Mr. Gladstone
with David Livingstone, and Fran-
chise with Franco -Scottish. One
boy, alter reference to the Boer
War, eolesnslly stated that. ""Lord
Roberts died last year at a good
old age, and was head id the Sal-
vation Army."
Two noteworthy ..definitions of
franchise were given --"Franchise
is a kind of oaten imported in
bales," and "Franchise was the
gold and envier treasure which the
Spaniards in days of old got at the
Isthmus, of Panama," The event
most often misdated was the foun-
dation of ,the House of Commons;
80100 regarded it as simultaneous
with the passing of the Parliament
Act 1 It is remarked as extraordi-
nary that many children defined
Prosbytea'ianisan as governrnent by
priests or by bishops.
• A Pass KeY.
There is en article In the forum by An.
na Sarnia Spencer which is full of inetruc•
tion for thoee who aro ignorant of the
way the world ought to be governed. Mrs.
Spencer, besides being a writer, le also a
minister and a woman, and the oomblaa-
bleu is a etreng one. TIr'e. spenoer, no
becomes a woman, writes of the eternal
BOX problem, and proposes ae n remedy
the perpetual intprieemment of all 1,
eietera 'who porslst in erring from t
strict path of virtue. Incidentally,
informs her renders that it will not 11
crn'prising if we end our health mead
with compulsory physical examination of
every man, woman and child 'each and
every year," Apparently this is to in-
clude, everybody, married or unmarried
old or young. A health certificate ctatod
will be the only hall -mark of real respect-
ability. Compulsion in ono form or an-
other seems to mark the limit of Mrs,
Speooer'o intelligeueo. The result would
be a tyranny before which the taloa of the
inquisition would pale. But no matter,
Um, Spencer would nel0eme that tyranny,
if by that means societya It exiote to-
day could be changed fr thesoofoty to
which she would delight to minister, A
medical certificate in the eyes of eomo
People seems to bo a pass her to heaven.
Canadian Style of Law.
In a railway train entering Ottawa the
other day, says the Journal, a oonverga-
tion was taking place between an Ottawa
man end an American. It turned on the
Thaw trial. "Of oouree, ho will got fret)
eventually," said the American, "and of
course lobe of our other bloods will feel
more tree to shoot to kill when the spirit
moven them. In the United States,' he
proceeded "we want more of .your thin.
adieu .tyle of law, I come from the State
of Washington. Across the border 1e
nritleh Columbia, We are grotty much
tho sans people on both aides of the line.
We have pretty much the same condi.
Mons and the same sort of civilization.
British Columbia has capital punishment,
The State of Wuehingten does not permit
the death penalty. And I think, if 1 re•
member right, there are a hundred mer•
dere in the State of Washington to every
murder in British Columbia."
Capital and Credit.
There is no r'eaeon to complain becauoo
British flannelette continue to adviee Claw
adieus to modify their borrowing in the
London market, when these counsellors
show that Canada has obtained from Eng•
land this year an unprecedented amount
of loans and investments, they do not so
much accuse Canadians of extravagance
RS oonfess that the supply of British oapi•
tal is running short. British money lend•
ere have done wall in Canada. espeoiully
in their public loans. They could do much
better now at current prices of public
bonds if they had the money to spare.
Also there are good investments offering
from other countries. If Osidada will but
wait until more British capital shall have
accumulated there will be less criticism
of Canadian municipal borrowing,
Prince Edward Island Car Ferry,
A novel feature of the vessel, as regards
Canadian ice -breaking rteamehipe, will be
the forward screw. This feature was first
introduced into the design of the Ermack.
With It she was able to plough through
twenty feet or more of .packed loo, en-
abling vessels to follow an open channel
to the sea. When the ice becomes too
thick and dense to out through it dirootly,
the heavy bow is formed to ride upwards
on the lee surface and the layer becomes
broken up through the sheer superimposed
weight of the vessel and the propelling
effort exerted. The results of the expert.
once gained in the operation of the Er•
mack and other. similar vessels have been
incorporated in this new vessel, which will
therefore combine all that is modern and
of proved excellence In the way of design
and fittings for her special work. It le
expected to have the oar ferry in opera.
tion In the winter of 1914,
A Timely warning,
Some of the people in Alberta- are at
present indulging in high expectations
regarding the .development of a profitable
oil industry in that Province, It is Sin-
aoraly to be hoped that they may not bo
dlsappointed. In view of the prospective
demand for oil as a fuel the discovery of
largo petroleum dopasito in Canada would
bo of the utmost commercial value not
only to tide country, but, to the Empire at
largo, In eonneation with this exploita-
tion, however, here aro dangers to be
avoided, and IThe Calgary Harald, which
10 published in the centro of the district
Which expecte to reap the immediate bond•
ate of the industry, to courageously doing
1 e duty in painting them out.
Medical Eflielenay,
In England 20 to 30 per cent of appli-
cants for physicians' licenses fail to pass
the examination. In the United States,
says The Newark Star, the rejected are
only 10 to 20 per cont. The reason be that
in England the graduates of a mediae]
school must know something more than
his books. He has to give a practical de-.
monotration of what he would do in an
operating pavilion or sick room.
A Citizen and a dew,
A[r. Benamin Altman, head of one of
Now York's greatest drygoods establish.
manta, left fifteen million dollars to the
metropolitan . btueeum of Art, consisting
in large part of lye magnificent collo-
tion, and keying 5/50,000 in cash for their
maintenanoo. no provided with the ut-.
moot liberality for Mount Sinai Hospital,
a Jewish institution, Also for St. Luke's
Hospital, the German Hospital, the Eye
and Bar Infirmary, for the Lincoln Hos.
pita: His charities over all, given in
largo measure to Christian institutions,
non-eeetarian in management, amount to.
the magnificent total of thirty million
dellare.
It is no wonder that Jews all over the
world feel a splendid pride in the name
of Altman. His funeral was simple. Hie
maurnere were friends truly and sincerely
bereaved,
lit his life Benjamin Altman wan modest
and retiring, a tremendous worker for the
general good, hiding hie charities from
the public. He began life- in poverty, won
vast wealth without, even incurring the
enmity of a competitor, or being looked
upon as a predatory oapttallet. He woo.
generous and much beloved by all whom
he employed. He was a great American
citizen aa well as a great Jew.
Considerate.
Wife—What time did you get
home last night? Husband--Eleven-
thirty. Wife—I sat up until 12.
Husband -Yes. I sat on the front
steps until you retired, so ae not
to disturb you.
Rind Words.
Speak kindly in the morning; it
will lighten all the care of the day,
turn sorrow into gladness, make
household, professional and all
other affairs move along more
smoothly, giving peace to the one
who thus speaks, and grateful joy
to bion who hears. S e.ak kindly at
the evening hour, for it may be that
before the dawn of another day
some tenderly loved one may finish
his or her span of life for this
world, and then it will be too late
to retract an unkind word, or even
to ,seek forgiveness for an injury in-
flicted upon the heart of a loved
friend departed.
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DO DREAMS COME TRUE?
Very Frequently They Do—Call It
Chance or What You Will.
Quite recently a Scotswoman,
wife of a railwayman, dreamed that
her husband was dead. When he
did not return from his work in the
morning she sent someone to in-
quire for him, and learnt that he
had been killed during the night.
Wheal John O'Connell was lying
ill in an Australian hospital, he
dreaaned that he bad found gold at
Caniaanbo. Directly he was well
enough to leave the hospital he
went to the place he had seen in
his dreamt, and there, sure enough,
,he discovered gold,
One day latot year aai employee in
a Welsh colliery company, on ar-
riving at the office in the morning,
informed the other clerks that dur-
ing the i,eavloue night he had
dreamed of the death of the chief
cashier. Re had hardly finished
speaking when the telephone -bell
rang, and a snesaagc came through
from the chief cashier's wife saying
that her husband was seriously ill.
One of the clerks :harried to the
house, but the cashier was dead
when be arrived,
Numberless oases of a similar
kind might be quoted, Is it all just
chaGoo, or is there "something in
it," after all?
•
Shoe -Black Disappearing.
Among the disappearing sights in
London is the shoeblaok. Hie trade
has. been killed, it would seem, by
asphalt and nacaclaan streets and
the cheap, quick -shining "polish"
that every man can use for ,himself.
It is. a pity, for he is ono of the few
survivors of the old street traders.
In the eighteenth century he was
indispensa,blo, for, what with un-
paved, muddy footpaths and the
jostling and splashing of carriages
end sedan-chaine, a man could
scarcely :walk abroad without re-
sponding to the alluring "Shine,
sir 7" In those days the shoe -
black's equipment consisted of a
stool for the patron'a foot, brushes
of boar's hair, a jar oontaining a
mixture of soot and whale oil—
blacking; beiag then unknown—and
generally i old wig to give the
final polish.
2
The man who takes himself seri-
ously may be considered a joke by
others.
Wear them— Give them
PE JN'
GLOVES
Fpr Holiday hot iI Atfatrs
or tor Seasonable Gilts
Seetliat the wellknewlt trade harks
as shown hi cute are on every glove
you btty and you will thetr be dare
of perfect
Style, Fit and Finish.,
Vest dealers •vatpo ter. sell di* ,gsattlna FEllItIAI'S GLOVES.
Mtn
CLUES OF TIDE CII[MIST
THE ANALYST ANl) RIS LADO+.
BATOR LABORS.
Solve Mysteries Connected With
the Death of iltunan
Beings.
Much as wo are indebted to the
police -detective, we owe still more
to the soiontific-detective•-•�the ana-
lytical chemist. To him in hie labo-
ratory, surrounded by flasks and
test tubes, tome all manner of
things with which mysteries are
connected, n oted and din m o s
no a es out of
Mn he is able to a lve them.
For at least six months an old
lady visited a certain analyst three
or four timesa week, bringing
something fresh every time, and at
last turning up with a slab of wed-
ding -oaks. When she called again
the chemist told her he ;had ana-
lyzed a portion of it and found it
all right—for a wedding -cake,
Quito Otherwise.
"But what about the other
part?" she asked anxiously, "There
may be poison in that!"
"Perhaps," he returned drily,
"I ohaazced 11, anyhow. I arta it I',
But dread of the secret art is
sometimes well founded. Now and
again atoxic is found in a sub-
stance' submitted for analysis, and
it is an axiom of'cheanists that for
every case of homicidal poieoming
that is: discovered there are a dozen
which go undetected.,
One day a servant died with
every symptom of prussic acid poi-
soning. Her employer—a clergy-
man—insisted that the cause of
death was apoplexy, stating that he
had noticed that the girl was not
well, and had given her a dose of
oil of sweet almonds. Thera was,
therefore, a sharp conflict of opin-
ion. In the end the "oil of sweet
almonds" was handed to an ana-
lyst, who found that it was really
volatile oil of sweet almonds, cone
taining about six per cent. of prus-
sic acid 1
A.ecount Rendered.
A commonplace case of peisogina
nearly had a tragic sequel. One
day, a chemist received some tinned
Magma which had made several
people ill and caused the death of
a man. His assistant knew nothing
of the circumstances, and thinking
that the tongue looked very nice,
cut off a piece and arts it. Not lens
afterwards he was prostrated, and
did not recover for severed clays.
When the tongue was placed under
the microscope it was found that
pant of it was decomposed and
aaearIy saturated with iron salts
from the tin.
Perhaps the most curious cases
with which chemists deal are those
brought to diem by business men.
Here is an instants—one out of
many. A customer returned a pair
of boots on the ground that they
aero stained inside, and that when
he put them on his socks were dis-
colored. On being called upon far
an explanation, the man who evade
the boats denied that the boots
were stained when they left • his
bench. So the question arom t
What was the stain 7 A oheanist
found that it was blood, and .sug-
gested that the customer had prob-
ably priolced his hand or foot when
he tried on the boots. This was
enough for the shopkeeper, who
.sent beak the articles with an inti-
mation that they must be paid for.
Nearly "Touched" Gold.
Tho most remarkable cases of
this kind, however, are, those in
which an analyst is asked to test a
wonderful cheunioal discovery. A
few years ago, for,instanco, an
American came to London with a
process of extracting gold from ore,
He put, acoordiag to his own
etatement, a secret fluid with pow-
dered gold ore, treated it under
pressure, and then drew off the
gold in solution, This sounded
well.
Accordingly, ,a syndicate was
formed to give hue :28,000 for the
process, and then unload it cm the
British public for ten times aq
much. But just as the Alnerio
was about to receive the reward
his invention v thin it oocuar'
ed to
a7rC 'Or
the speculators that it would be
just as well to see that tb,o thing
Was really practicable, and conse-
gtiontly ear clever visitor was ask-
ed to demonstrate it in the pre-
sence of a oertain chemtsrb.
Then the fun began; The Amer!.
cam made much mystery barer bis
precious solution; but the ohemiet
soon discovered that it iros nothing
more than caustic foda,
"Yost needn't go any further,"
he announced, "Caustie soda won't
touch iron pyrites, and it won't
touch gold I"
In their anxiety to get away, the
speaulators forgot even to bit{ the
chagrined inventor "Goad 'day 1"--
London Answers,
A love affair is like 4 well--eas.a
to fall into attd difltault to gob oath
of.