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The Brussels Post, 1912-9-19, Page 6RJMANCE OF KING'S PALACE suowr nisToRY 01? IRS MA. JESTY'S LONDON 11031E, George 111, •Bongbt Buetinglutin Palace for the Paltry Sum of 221,000. If Buckingham Palace is the "ugliest Royal residence in Eu- rope," it can at least claim to be one of the least expensive, for, as our grandfathers cif early Victorian days used to say, "It was built for one Sovereign and furnished for another," in spite of the fact that the fourth George spew t a round half -million in transforming Buck- ingham House into a palacewhich he did not live to oecupy, says Lou- den Answers, Although it is thus a mere infant as Royal palaces go, it oan point to three centuries of interesting his- tory, since the clays when James L planted his shiploads of mulberry - trees on its site in a futile effort to "gr•ow silk in England." But though his trees were a lamentable - failure, his mulberry garden was long a favorite haunt of fashion, "the best plaice about the towne for persons of the best quality," where Dryden especially loved to repair, to eat tarts with pretty Mistress Reeve, the actress. THE PROUD DUCHESS. When the recreation -ground had had its day. Goring House arose among its mulberry -trees, to be re- christened Arlington House when the earl of that -name made his home in it, and within its walls drank the first cup of tea ever brewed in England, made from leaves imported from Holland at sixty shillings a pound. But the house that was good enough for my Lord Arlington was no suitable bouse for John Sheffield, Duke of Buckingham, who raised in its place a- "graceful palace not to be contemned by the greatest mon- arch," to quote a chronicler of the time. Here Sheffield's proud widow, natural daughter of the second James, held her mimic Court, and "on each anniversary of her grand- father's (Charles I.'s) execution, received her company in the grand drawing -room, seated on a chair of State. and surrounded by her wo- men, clad in the deepest mourning, like herself." And here she breathed her last, so jealous of her dignity that "she made her ladies vow that if she should lie senseless, they would not sit down in the room before she was dead." The proud duchess's exit marked the entry of George III., who bought Buckingham House for the paltry sum of £21,000, and spent the greater part of his dull, decor- ous life within its walls, cradling his children, and "training them in the way they should go." The Prin- cess Sophia once told the Hon. Amelia Murray "that she had seen her two eldest brothers held by the arms at Buckingham Palace to be flogged like dogs with a long whip." IN -I -GO JONES. Here King George hacl his mem- orable interview with Dr. Johnson in the Royal library, so charming the great lexicographer with his urbanity that he exclaimed to the librarian : "Sir, they may talk of the King as they will, but he is the finest gentleman I have ever seen I" Here George's amiable Queen Charlotte decked with her own hands the first Christraas-tree ever seen in England, and the King, when his palace was threatened with the Gordon rioters, kept watch and ward with his garrison of troops, telling them : "My lads, my crown cannot purchase you straw to -night, but ray servants will serve you with a good allow- ance of wine and spirits, and I shall keep you company myself until the morning." When George's son came to his throne, he turned up his Royal nose at the "palace" which had served his father se well. He found it "dull, dowdy, and decent, nothing snore than a substantial, respecta- ble -looking red -brick house," and nothing would please him but to have it rebuilt on a scale of extra- vagance and splendor batting as "most expensive king in Europe." • Thus it was that the present stately. if inartistic, pile began to rise NEARLY NINETY YEARS AGO; but before its splendors ware roof- ed George was gathered to his fath- ers, end his successor, the "sailor - king," protested with much strong language that no such "barrack" should house him, and it was only when his girl suceessor, Victoria, eamm to her crown that the new palace had its Revel christening. For twenty brilliant years it was the theta of a gorgeous succession of Italia and banquets—the famous Plantagenet Ball, at which the Qtieen and her IlJonsort masquerad- ed as Philippa and Edward III,; the Powder Ball, at Which Victoria wore a dress which had belonged to her grandmother Oharlothe ; and the still more splendid Stuart Ball. Hem her Majesty spent a delight- ful time with Charles Diekens, heeding hist her book upon the Pfighlaiide, With its dedieetithe "Prom tits ktutiblest of writer!: to one of the greatest," and here she received the embarrassing homage of "an apotheeary's errand -boy named Jones, who has the unac- eountable mania of sneaking pri- vately into the palace, where he is found secreted at night under e, 'sofa, or some other hiding -place, Mose to the Queen's bed -chamber. . • Lady Sandwich wittily wroto that he meet undoubtedly was a descendant of In -I -go Jouee, the aechiteet." de MEND SAFE INVESTMENTS SPECULATION VERSOS GAMBLING. Speculation in the True Meaning of the Word Takes Time—Buying on Tips Dangerous—Few Speculaters—Some Es- sential Paints of Difference, The articles contributed by "Investor" ore for the sole purpose of gelding proo eective investors, and, if possible, of sari isg them from losing nanlOY through planing it in "wild -eat" enterprises,. The impartial and reliable charac.er at the Information may be relied upon. The writer of these articles and the publisher of this paper hare no interests to serve hi connection with this matter other than those of the reader. (By "Investor.") The other day a man said to me, "lee all very well for you to talk about the dangers of speculation. Just because a few men lose money you condemn the whole game. Xis just as reasonable to suggest elosing all drug stores bemuse a few men buy poison and kill themselves, or to condemn apple pie because some People eat too much and suffer as 5 con- sequence. Yon're partly right, and in Your enthusiasm you condemn whole- sale." In the first place, I do not condemn speculation. Speculation and gambling are two entirely different things, yet the word speculation has come to have a meaning with the public which is sYtto• nomas with gambling in stocks. In specu- lation one etudies the situation, and hav- ing taken the pros and cons into oonsid- oration, buys some security which should advance in value over a course of a, few rears. A gambler buys a stook because the market is strong, and it should ad. Vance a few points in a few days. The former takes an intelligent business chance; the latter—well he just gambles. Meet peeple who dabble in the stock market are gamblers, because they merely follow the "dope sheets" and Jump in and out, scalping a point here and losing a point there. Buell men, in about 95 cases out of 100, eventually lose all they have put up, and sometimes all they have. The average man in a commercial bust nese is a speculator. He buys something people want and figures to sell it to them at a price greater than he paid for it. Ent if he were to go along a street and see a car load of lumber and buy it without drat examining it to see if it were sound and not all mills; without first figuring on whether he wasn't paying more than the lumber was worth, and without enquiring whether there was any demand for lumber, he would be geniis. ling. And that is just exactly what most so-called epeculators do in the stock market. A man looked at the quotations in the paper last year and saw Black Lake le. bestos preferred stook selling around sixty, let us say. Ile sees it is a. seven per cent. dividend payer. It lboks cheap; other seven per sent, shares are selling at about par. Why it's a great oppor• 'faulty. He buys, and In a few months can't give it away. Had he been a speett lator he would have studied the situation surrounding that special smutty, and so would have known that the market for asbestos had all "gone to pot." That the company was doing business at a IOU and the prospects for its earning enough to pay the interest on its bonds were very slim. "But." you say, "to do that takes too much time, and 1 ean't afford to spend much time in that sort of thine Quite so. Speculation takes so much of a man's time that very few people are in a position to speculate. Sometimes a man ttomes in contact with some large corporation in the way of business, and gets to know all about its business and prospeets. life may, from hie observe, tions, have reason to believe that the company is growinrapidly in prosper. ity and prestige. Bee buss the stock, puts it away and wakes up some morning a year or two later to find that lee has made a nice profit. Ile has speoulated, but if he had not taken advantage of his opportunities he would certainly never have found the time necessary for get- ting together all the information es- sential to intelligent speculation in the Wet of that particular company, or of any other. It isn't the scanty information one gleans from the financial pages of the daily press that enables one to speculate intelligently. That amounts to little more than scraps of news to egg on tile stork gambler. First hand study and hard work are the prime essentials for the succeseful speculator. Few people can give enough of their time to this sort of thing, yet, unless they do, they are foredoomed to failure. "Specntlation is dangerouS," as the Irish. Man said, "becaese People don't Went late," They gamble, and that is the height of folly. PRINCE OF WALES AT OXFORD Ile Will Net Be Permitted to Take Part in College Games. There is to he one remarkable difference between the Prince of Wales' life in Oxford and that of King Edward when he went there as an undergraduate. For King Edward a house was taken. and during his time at Christ Church she lived, not in College, but at Frenwell Hall, beside the Union. But when the Prince of Wale's goes up to Magdalen in Oc- tober he is to live in college. Magdalen has a royal lodging, a set of rooms in the founder's tower which were the residence of the Test Prince of Wales who went to Mag- dalen, the son of Henry VII., who died in his youth, The Prince of Wales new have these rooms or one of the sets of Fellows' rooms in the new building overlooking the grove, which are large and light and, of course, more extensive than the undergraduates' 500800. Living in college will give the Prince mere of fial midergradnette's life than his grandfather had. But he is not, oho learns, to joih in eel - lege games, which seems rather ae pity. Possibly that would be too demo - Mettle step. It may have been felt the;t net takingtt /muse specially for hire le id far as oan b pee, LORD ABERDEEN. Lord Aberdeen has proved a very acceptable Lord -Lieutenant of Ire- land, and has gained the good -will of the Irish people, which is it great aehievement for a Man placed In his position. Lord Aberdeen is admirably gun- lified by past experience for his present post. He was appointed Irish Viceroy by Mr. Gledeteee, and when the latter was driven from ()Mee Lord Aberdeen paid a visit to Australia and received an enthusiastic reception fPOril the Irish residents in .Melbourne, Syd ney, and other big cities. When Mr. Gladstone returned to power Lord Aberdeen was appointed Gov- ernor-General of Canada. Whilst Lord Aberdeen. out there be devoted his attention to ranching, and now owns a valu- able tract of country in British Columbia. Besides possessing great wealth, he he is a man of many hobbies and accomplishments. He is a skilled landscape gardener, quite an ex- pert engine -driver, and plays a good round of golf. As a landlord he is highly popular, and he takes a -very democratic view of life. Two of his younger sons, who had a taste for shipbuilcling, were ap- prenticed to one of thbig firms, and they led the life of an ordin- ary apprentice. Lady Aberdeen, who is the sister of the late Lord Tweedmouth, has identified herself with all manner of educational and philanthropic movements in Ireland, and has been particularly active in combating consumption. . A NEW TREATMENT. Hung a Boy Upside Down to Curo D isease. Di'. W. E. McKechnie, in a recent issue of the Lancet, gave details of a remarkable cure effected by him in the ewe of a bey of 14 years, who had been continuously ill since the beginning of an illness five years before. The boy was stunted in growth, and the parents had given up hopes of a cure, as he had un- dergone much treatment without any benefit. Dr. McKechnie diag- nosed liver abscess, with perfora- tion of diaphragm and pleura, and secondary abecees in the base of the lung, with adhesion of lung, liver and pleura to the diaphragm in the neighborhood of the Perforation, with intermittent partial evecua- tion of the cavities in the liver and lung via the bronchi and traichea. The boy, it should be stated, was continually coughing up pus, Dr. McKechnie came to certain conelu- sloes, and, acting on these, his treatment was simplicity itself. His own description is given in the fol- lowing paragraph; "I made the boy hang suspended over the edge of a table, head down- ward, the whole body hanging ver- ticelly upside down, the legs and thighs on the table at right angles to the body and thus supporting him. In this position he was made to cough and squeeze his chest till no more pus came out. By this means the abscess cavity was com- pletely emptied and he was made to repeat the process five or six times a day. At first he got rid of large quantities of pue, but it rap- idly diminished, and in about six weeks he ceased to have pus and was mired. His progress was re- markable, The whole boy altered, and a year afterward he had grown several inehes and caught up with' his younger brother. He became aetive, bright and cheerful, and was able to do his lessons with ease, in- steadof being very backward as he had been before, "I think this is a good example of a simple application of the prin- ciple that we should allow the force of gravity to drain abscessee. This simple procedure cured in six weeks, without operation or pain, a condition whieh• had lasted five years and had baffled other modes of treatment, threatened the life of the patient, made it a misery and prevented his growth. No othei treatment was employed by me. 1 suggest that this poatural method of treatment should be tried in abs - toss of the lung and btonehiectasis before resorting to the inose for- midable surgieal prooedures." Perhaps you leave noticed how Direly a woman who lives alorie gets along—end how nicely a. men who livea alone doesn't. TORONTO CORRESPONDENCE INTERESTING OOSSIP FROM THE CAPITAL OF ONTARIO, After the Exhibition—Imperialism at the Fair—The clty's Counsel—The Ohile ebeatoir. 'Site week renewing Exhibition finds To - route with something or the 'Morton; ante, feeling. The streets, evort oL tear sags and bunting, and their !lemma., throngn of people mon by comets; ;at dull and deeerted. Aud there ts a notice- able reactMu in mast lines of Mae, both retail and wholesale, 'rho two weeks of Exhibitien are probably as native 112 the retail district as any in the whole year. Hu Divinable is .overy day that many of the hugest stores have gat e.11 1118 the idea of observing Labor any, anvil tomes lu the middle of the fortnight as a holiday, but keep their ;Italie al their Posts to enter to the greet numbers who find it a convenieut day to shop. Those who cater particularly for an out•oatown trade take eare, too, that they offer bar. gains sefficiently valuable to attract fur- ther business during the year. This, of course, doesn't, do the out-of-town num. ohant any good, but he has some men, sure of revenge when Termite shoppere in turn go off to Buffalo or New York to make purchases, which generally never meet the eye ot the sauterne offielals on the border. For the wholesalers the period, too, 18a.13 one of unprecedented briskness, Many onfightite.m kept their offices open day and PARMERS DIDN'T TURNOUT. The exhibition authorities have to ad- mit that this year the attendance of far- mers WAS not up to previous reeords. For this the phenomenally bad weather and late season is made to bear the blarae. But on the whole the attendance was re• markable. Jupiter Pluvius did his worst and failed. The Labor Day attendance, breaking all records on a day whish did not have a glint of sunshine, and with the rain sometimes coming down in tor- rents, was particularly astounding. Of course it has 1* be borne in mind that Toronto, according to the figures of the Assessment Department now coming in, has 35,000 more people of its own than it had this time last year. It is difficult to realize how fast the place is growing. The increase or a single year is greater than the whole population of most of th0 other cities of the Province, and as groat as the population of a good sized coml. ty. Whether this rapid concentration of population is an altogether unmixed blessing for the rest of the Province is a question which will bear serious coneid. oration. But Torontoulans are wholsheartedly proud of their Fair. There used to be a disposition in some eiroles to regard it rather disdainfully. All that has passed now. And with rigid adherence to the truth it can be said that the Exhibitthri of 1912 surpassed all previous efforts. In nearly every department there was a noticeable sprueing up, and there were several new feautres. STRONG ON IMPERIALISM. The distinctive note was probably the tinge of Imperialism that was injected. There were oadets from all parts of the Empire, Newfoundland, New Zealand, Am stralia, England and Iceland giving. daily exhibitions and nightly terming into a living flag. There was the Kings unele. There were the bands from the mother land. And the siege of Delhi from India as a. nightly spectaele. All this was deliberately planned, for those in charge of the Exhibition's for. tunes are ardent Imperialists. It cost $40,000 to bring the cadets. The beside cost *12,000 more. And it was probably not by accident that many of the elmenhea at the directors' luncheons echoed the alarms of war. Those who are not in active sympathy with the propaganda were inclined to ask what was the conneotion between these sentiments and a purely industrial and agricultural exhibition, which might be supposed to glorify, if anything would, the blessings of poaoe. The prosperity or Toronto Is at all events extending some distance out into the surrounding 0001417. A eoncrote ex- ample will Illustrate. Ten years ego a farmer without meaus relied 100 acres about 20 tense from Toronto. 110 took a long limas, but at the end of four years had made suilleient progress to buy. De paid 00,000, which seemed a big price in those days. He devoted himself to mar - het, gardeeing and small fruits. The la- bor problem was an obstacle, but be had a fairly large fatuity* that he was able to keep at home, and he was resourceful in getting help, so that, often he bad am Many as fifteen Men, women and chil- dren in hie fields in the busy season. The wet weather this year he just spited hie tetedY eoil, and les has never had such 9 filiceelieful swoon. At the me. Mont he is busy marketing life green corn. lie has been eoliths: it eine° the of Ansonia but just now it is at its best, On one day lie sent to Toronto 1,200 dozen -14,400 ears, the last week hie receipts front eorn alone *OTC Me. And corn ia but One of his produrde, 015 bas refused $46,000 for his 115 nereii, a figere, no doubt, flied by sPeoulati6o, And by NM doses ortelidthy &Wiens to se. eure etiniltry lionme,. bat Ito cablitlatei that the farm Is still wore: awe tuft A $16,000 JOB A.BEGGING. The resumption of activity in amuntoi• pal politics after the summer holidays found the most pressing issue to be the question of the eity counsel appointment. The recusal of Mr. T. G. Meredith to 90' sept, the position hastily' offered him left Met, a. little shameftteednees. To have a $15,000 Toronto job turned down cold was just a trifle humiliating. But no doubt the receiving of the offer did not hurt Mr. Meredith. He has a comfortable liome in London, and at sixty a man does not ilghtIy sever the cenneations of a lifetime. With the ground cleared for a local man, the question 05 evaryoue's lips was, "Will Mayor Geary get iv." Ile himself said no Word, but, of course, at the eal- ary, or even half the salary, it is a posi- tion that would attract any young law. Yea The criticism of Mayor Geary's chances arose partly from the fact that he has not devoted muth time to law. Polities has been his forte. Ott the other hand he had to recommend him an ex. eoptional knowledge of current municipal problems. An arrangement by which Mayor Geary would succeed Mr, Drayton as Oity Coun- sel, Controller Ohurah as member ot the Hydro Illeetria Commission, leaving the field comparatively clear for Controller Hocken am the next Mayor, was spoken of as the "deal" that was under way. And people are not generally enthuaiastie about "deals." TO HEAD OFF CIVIC ABEATOIR. The proposal of the aity to Snead a third of ts million dollare on a civic ale batoir and cattle market extension drew a akilful open letter from the Harris Ali. batoir Company, which offers the city a free site and a seat on the Board of Directors if it would abandon its old base of operations and move out to the Union Stook Yarde at West Toronto. The supporters of the civic scheme were in. (dined to regard this offer as simply an indication that the private packing inter. wits feared the effect of the city's plan, and wanted to head it Off, and it was promptly turned down. Despite the frank statement of low profite on the part of the packing companieLL it is probably stating the situation faiely to say that in this vital line of food supply the pub. lie regards the private intereste with some suspicion, Oonsequently, it is likely that for wo'ol or for woe the silty will go ahead with its ambitious plan. for the sake of ensuring pomp as far as possible in the meati BIG MONEY IN SUBURBAN FARMS. ;Aatp=a, Vet • , tst,' ass, �''t 55110111 fjj e"es %MT COMAIVO ,FrRitv es: eee , 511t ‘1.1" tqA •`: ' ;r* afr'eatt at.ffelMeartteralf; • that to him es a going =mere. A fair return be has for ten yeare work, even if it has been hard work. Many men in gold mining cannot show anything like the record. It's a pity that all the farm. ors of Ontario have not slowed in this man's prosperity. THE BALL TEAM'S GLORY. With the Toronto baseball team holding on to the leaderehip in the International League by its eyebrows the Toronto fan —the real dyed-in•the-wool kincl—was in a querulous mood. Convinced that the 1912 aggregation was the finest baseball team that ever appeared in this league, ha thought that their place was far out in front of the race, So, whenever the -team lost a game, and particularly on the day it lost both ends of a double header to Rochester, he was net partieularly pleased if told tbat the team that played the beet ball won. The great rally of the team in the latter half of the season in which they came from sixth place to the top was a splen- did piece of work, and raised a load from the fans' heart, because he had Just about given up hope. It is said that previous to the rally the ownere and management talkell to the pleyers in pretty plain terms. This talk, assisted by the actoisi. tion of two or three big league pitchers, Kent, Dream and 'Maxwell, seemed to have a marvellous effect, and the team immediately stetted on Ste winning streak. But there is not much left of the pitch- ing staff that began the season, and in this respect the early criticisme were all Justified. Nor is the play in the Reid al' 18950 of the gilt-edged variety. Nor is the team exceptionally speedy on the bases. The one department it has shone in has been batting. Nearly every man has developed into an old-fashioned slug- ger, and. most of their victories have been won, not by keeping the other fel- lows score down, but by running up a score on their own account. Probably the player who has acquired the most popularity during the season is Bonny Meyer, Por several seasons he has been used as a eparo man by Various teams, and came to Toronto in that cm paeity. But he has hit like a fiend, run wild on the bases and developed fairly well in the field, so that he hae made a place for himself among the regulars. TURN YOUR TIME INTO MONEY There is a, firm in Toronto who give hun- dreds of men and women an, opportunity to earn from 9250.00 to $1,500.00 every year with but little effort. This firm nianufae. titres reliable family remedies,' beautiful toilet preparations and many necessary household goods, such as baking powder, washing compounds, stove, furniture and metal polishes, in all over one hundred preparations that every home uses every day. Just one person in each locality can secure exclusive right to distribute these preparations to their neighbors. They pay 100 per cent. 007MnillaiOn to their agents. Write and Bemire sole agency bo' lore it is too late. Address The Home Supply Co., Dept. 20, Merrill Building, To- ronto, Ont., for full particulars. BUTTERFLY FARM PAYS. Englishman Makes a Good Living By Raising Insects. • That the breeding of butterflies can be made a, very remunerative pursuit has been discovered by a rewidene of Bexley, in Kent. He is L. W. Newman who owns a farm entirely devoted to butterfly rais- ing. Mr. Newman possesses three acres of land on the outskirts of Bexley, partly rented and partly his own, on which he rears every sort of British butterfly and in,oth. He ells upwards of 50,000 pre- served insects a year at prices vary- ing from 2 cents to $50 each, as well as quantities of ova, larvae, and pupae, at remunerative rates. He regards $5,000 es the minimum fig- ure for his sales. in the year. "I started rearing butterflies in a back yard for a hobby," said Mr. Newman, "but I soon took up the business thriously, and have suc- ceeded ,so well that 1 now own half my land and iny house, and, in ad- dition, have got together perhaps the finest collection of British bete barflies and moths that can be found. "The number *2. petitions who col- lect these insects nowadays is SI -U- prising. Schoolboys and well- known collectors form the bulk of , my customere. 1 also sell large numbers of specimens to various aucational authorities for use in their natural history classes. The schoolboy buys the common kinds of butterflies chiefly—the big, highly- eelored insects, eosting from 4 cents to 12 eents apmee. I rear only Bri- tish insecits, and it is quite a com- mon thing for a collector, from abroad who wishes to, get a rem - plate set of the English species to come down to Bexley for a fee, hours, and take. away several dozen moths or • mounted butterflies, for *Melt he may pay from $125 to $150." Mr, Newreen's farm presents e somewhet peculiar appearance, since all the land is covered with bushes, wider ree__itI saPlin with a few big trees. Nearly every young tree or bash is enveloped in huge bags of gauze or hanging zinc cages, whilemany dumps of trees are entirely surrounded by wire netting Ita & pretectiou free]. birds, On the leaves within these bags of gauze or perforated zinc cages cat- erpillars of infinite variety are feed- ing. Around the house, Mr. Newman has a number of queer -looking glass cages, at the bottom of which aro to be found grass and a pot or two of flowers. These are the initial breed- ing plaees. "I put the females into these cages," explained Mr, New- man, "and they lay their eggs there. Tho eggs hatch intoceter- pillars on the trees. I keep them well and fat by changing them from one tree to another, perhaps es of- ten as four or five times a week. They are transferred to other fol- iage when they change into chrysa- lide.s, and asthon as they hatch into full-blown butterflies or moths we catch them and poison them in cya- nide or chloroform. Then begins the tricky and tedious job of mount- ing them, `The changing of caterpillars from tree to tree takes a greet deal of time,' as you have to pull each one separately off the twigs, and they number tens of thousands. I have difficulty in engaging good helpers, but atter a recent experi- ment I believe I shall* solve the problem by employing girls. They are more nimble with their hands than men and more adaptable and energetic. "I have reared every species of British moth or butterfly known to scierith, and there arc nearly a thousand. However. I have room for only 550 kinds in a year." Insects are extremely local, and Mr. Newman has to send his men or go himself to all parts of Eng- land to get his new stock. At pre - thee he has a man hunting in the Shetland Islands for a butterfly pe- culiar to than locality. • . In one year the British General. 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It WAS an equally raw "Bar pep" —to wit, pupil—wleo, about his first day of "reading in chambers," re- ceived from his mentor the very sound advice that in settling a "de- fence," the draftsman should deny every material allegation in the Statement of Claim, Presently in came some "instructions tto settle defence." The papers were turned over to the novice. WHOLESALE DENIALS. Paragraph one of the Statement of Claim ran, "The plaintiff is is gentleman, etc," ; paragraph two sot out that the plaintiffs leg had been broken by the negligence of the defendant. The defence was in this wise: 1. The defendant denies that the plaintiff is a gentleman. 2. The defendant further denies that the eaid leg is the leg of the plaietiff. But sheer ignorance is at times more formidable than the most ex- act learning. In a small solicitor's office, the managing clerk being away, the common law department was so short-handed that the part- ner in charge had to ask the office - boy -to help to the best of his ability with some of the correspondence. "just write to Mr. Ow -on and tell him he must; pay by return, or we take proceedings on our client's be- half, "Very good, sir," said the boy, with becoming humility. And he wrote: "Sir,—Unless this account is set- tled by return, wo shall take steps which will amaze you." "TAKE SALISBURY PLAIN !" Now, a "blisteet," that dear little yellow paper from the County Court, had from sheer familiarity long lost all terrors for Owen; but this new move in the game beat him, and the *ash was fortheemirg. Legal abbreviations have brought more than one to grief. Thus a "commission" becomes a- "Com- mon" • but a, certain young counsel, blissfully ignorant of thisl mov.e.ol for a "common to examine wit- nesses." "Have you many witnesses, Mr. ---5" asked the Court, "Oh, yos—a great many!" "Then take Salisbury Plain!" re- plied the Court, with undisturbed gravity. Mr. Plowden relates how the ig- noranee of a young counsel saved a reseal hie liberty. It is a, golden rele—towhich there are no excep- tions --that the bad eharacter and previous convictions of a prisoner may not be nroved against him. "Gentleniare .1 shall prove to you," said our yming orator, "that the prisoner is a. menace to society. He has been convicted no fewer than — tintes---e—" Here he was about to read out the list. "You must net say that," gasped the judge. • "But here they are in black and white, !" said the irrepressible one, brandishing the list before the Court. "Herethey are!" WHEN THE JUDGE PAID, The judge stopped the case, and directed an accmittal. When put eight by the-Court,.it 10 as well to put 'a good face on it, and in this ease the sons of Erin are eharacterisMeally happy, The Court detected a well-known leish- iiamp in a blunder, and corrected hn • "Your lordship is right, and I am wrong,. as your lordship generally is,'.' Was the somewhat equivocal apology. • Howlers are- occasionally contri- buted by the Bench itself, and on two occasions in recent times judges have been written for ordering the wrong persons into custody. A bite jedge,, was eo incensed against a who appeared to have supplied the prisoner 'with liquor oe. the, "night in question," that he ordered the men in blue toput hue in the dook 00 ee% But the teis, take cost his lordship a sum of ±11000 figures .to set right, for the law is no respecter of. persons. The eternal inisfitnees of things is fairly well represented • by a $3 frame on a 30 -tent picture. First Billiard Playee—Ilow is it you aren't at home this evenihe Second ditto—My vvifea in a bad humor; she had company arrive and she wean ready. How about yourself 1 The first—Oh, my wife's retoet, too; e±0 got ready for com- pany•andthey didn't come,