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A TRICK OF THE
PLAINS
13y Cien, Charlee King
One clear, cold November morning
far away among the foothills of the
Rockies, the cavalry guard at Font Fos
ter had just marched to its post wlien
a commotion occurred at the rear gate.
.A man with long hair, spurs and long,
lean lege, who had Como galloping
from the west, sat on bis plunging cow
Penn, shouting and gesticulating
wrathfully. Re had tiled to ride in at
top speed, but a sentry, 'springing to
the middle of the road, had stopped
him. Orders prohibited riding or driv-
ing into the garrison except at moder-
ate speed.
"There's no time for foolin'!" yelled
the rider at the inflexible sentry. "It's
Indiana, I tell you! Who's in eote-
mand?"
"I'm not foolln'," replied the sentry
sturdily, "Indians Or no Indians, I'm
in command here, and here you'll atop
until you can ride quietly."
By that time a group of curious spec-
tators bad gatl:ored. Tho adjutant
stepped briskly over to see what was
the matter, and the eorporal of the
guard came an the run.
"Indians, I tell you!" shouted tbe
stranger, shaking his fist. ",lumped
iiarmou ranch on the Box Elder be-
fore e.:lee. Scalped curry u] 'sept
the women. shot at me and Buckskin
Pet:; ate ran us into the foothills, He's
gone to warn the folks up at Clear
Creek, and 1 came here. Do you think
that pony':I blow like that if Indians
wasn't hrhied hint?"
"Pony blown: easy enough!" growled
the corporal. "it's you that's blowin'
hard! Go on in and see whether the
major will swallow your story—or
swallow you!"
t was just after the big Indian war
z:f 1575 The Sioux were back on the
reservaton-, except those who had fol-
lowed Sitting Bull across the Yellow-
stone and the young braves who, loyal
to their horn leader, Crazy Horse, had
seuelt, refuge is the Big Horn Moun-
tains. Indians had not come south of
the Plitt River since June. when the
the Cavalry had gone to scout the
Black tl!il. But who could be sure
that they had not now slipped away
for a raid? The cavalry had been at
Forf. Foster only about two weeks, and
the major in command had only re-
cently been trausferred from another
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corps, He and hie hien were eager to
give all possible protection to the set.
tiers.
' "Who are you, and where's your
ranch?" asked the major, as he eyed
the stranger, .
"Who --me? Why, everybody knows
met I was scout for Jim Bridger "way
back before the war days. I ran the
pony express two years from Lar'mle
to Devil's Gate. I was scout for the
Utah expedition in '60, the time we got
snowed in on the Sweetwater. Every
body knows me! Why, I was guide to
the 2nd Dragoons for two seasons, and
everybody in the 3rd Cavalry can tell
you who old Bill Skinner is, Broncho
Bill, they call me, because there's not
a broncho from the Platte to the Pecos
I can't break and ride. Why, where
on earth did you fellows come from?"
The cowboy secut's array of refer-
ences was impressive. In great detail
he retold his story how the Sioux had
jumped Harmon's at dawn and offered
to lead the command to a ford ou the
Platte where they would be sure to
overtake the Indians, He was indig-
nant at such cross-examination, "Any
time during the last ten years'that I've
come into this post with an alarm,"
said he, "you'd a' heard boots and sad-
dles sound quick as a flash, and the
whole gang would have turned out to
follow me. How far away is Har-
mon's? Forty mile, Wity didn't Igo
into Lennie? 'Cause they chased me
this way. I was in big luck to get out
at all."
The major looked doubtfully round
him, seeking suggestion in the impas-
sive faces of the adjutant and the old
and the new officer of the day. He
hated to order his mea out on a wild-
goose chase, but he would hate In-
finitely more to have it said of him'
that he had failed to act in an Indian
raid.
"Order out troops B and K at once,"
he said after a moment's reflection.
"Capt. Mount, you will go in com-
mand."
It was the major's first chance to
show the regiment that be was a man;
of few words but much energy. Thel
adjutant seized his eap and was away
in a second. The captain gravely('(
saluted and said, "How many days' ra-
t" ons, sir?" 1
"Three!" snapped the major with ai
flash in his eye.
The two troops were already sad-{
dung when the adjutant returned, The
major and the stranger were still, in 1
earnest conteersation,
"Mr, Billings," said the major, "this
scout says that he had to drop his
rifle and that his pistol's damaged.,
Just issue him a carbine and a revol-;
ver, will your And let him have cart -1
ridges, too. Of course he'll have to be
armed."
"Who'll sign for 'em, sir?" asked the
adjutant, whose pay was already mote.:
gaged with the money valve of numer
sus carbines and pistols "issued to
scouts" during the summer campaign,
"I'll be responsible," said he dom.'
mander shortly. "And --let Mr. Skin.'
ner have breakfast, too."
The adjutant had seen much more of
frontier scouts than the major had and
was still doubtful about Broncho Bill
Skinner,
"Why weren't you with Buffalo Bill
and our own scouts last summer?" he
asked while the cook was preparing
bot cakes and coffee.
"Bili Cody! Why, bless ye, adjutant,
Bili Cody most got down on his knees
to me at Lodge Pole last June an' beg-
ged me to go. Said 118'd give me two
hundred and fifty a month, but 1'd pro-
mised Gen. Reynolds I'd go with him -
I was chief scout on the Lar'mie range
watching the reservations while you
fellows were chasing through the Pow-
der River country—an' they bain't
paid my bill yet. I got a claim for up-
ward of two thousand dollars for ser-
vices an' stock worn out during those
two summers."
At that point Capt. Mount eame In
to say that his men were ready. About
ten o'clock they rode away, four offi-
cers, the doctor, ninety-five troopers
and Mr. Broneho Bill Skinner, bound
for klarmon's ranch.
"I had to let that long-haired liar
have a fresh horse," said the quarter-
master to the adjutant when they had
silently watched the column out of
sight. "What are you down for?"
"Carbine, revolver and sixty rounds
of ammunition," said the adjutant
briefly, "Bet you its the last we ever
see of 'em."
But the grizzled captain who was
sent forth In command of the two
troops lcnew something about scouts.
In forty-eight hours the r-olumn was
back,mone the worse for the trip, but
the redoubtable Skinner was not with
them.
"What is the matter?" inquired the
major. •
"Nothing," replied Capt. Mount
placidly. "kHarmon's place is all right,
There hasn't been a Sioux south of the
Platte since summer."
"What did you do with Skinner?"
asked the major.
"Nothing," replied Capt. Mount "All
ha wanted was 4 new Celan and anes.i
port to the minas in the sleek I111s;
That'swhy he tried to guide us north
to the Platte !Woad of west up Bol:
Elder. He'd counted on our going his
way, and I'd counted on his going
mleo,. As soon ns she :Quell that out
be saw Wiens away oft northward
and started atter them, and I started
S.orgt, Dolan and three men after him,
They'll bring In all that we want of
him."
They caught him late that night. He
had led them a lung chase, but they
were experienced men, They brought
in the horse, the arms and the ammo•
nitioe, but not the man.
"Why didn't they bring him?" asked
the major.
"No law to corer tate ease," replied
the captain. "All the courts in Ciiey'!
enne would bave been after Mt 11 we'd
laid a band on him. He'll sue for dam•
ages as it is—when lie's had time to
walk back. But 1'11 settle him,"
And that evening the captain wrote
to the "'old reliable" ot'tlie regiment,
the world-famous Buffalo Bill, who
through six summers and tour stirring
campaigns had led the outfit all over
the Indian country. This was the
scout's answer:
"Know Bel Skinner? 'Deed Ido-
for the biggest liar and sleekest horse
thief 'from the Platte to tbe Pecos,' as
he says. He never saw Jim Bridger,
never rode a pony express, never earn-
ed an honest dollar in his lite that I
ever heard of; and we wouldn't take
him on the Sloes eompaign for the
reason that he was always seeing In-
dians when there weren't any and
never when there was. That's Bill
Skinner—and there's lots more like
him!!"
And so we learned. We had men
who were invaluable, like.'lluftalo 13111
himself, Ben Clark with the Cheyen-
nes„ Cosgrove with the Shoshones,
Frank Gruard with the Sioux, Al Sieb-
er with the Apaches, all those men we
learned to trust. But In the old cavalry
days the frontier was full of Buckskin
Petes and Bronebo Bills.—Youth's
Companion,
THE PART PENNY PLAllli).
Thele was a great ileal of excite-
ment in the air, Cousin Dora King
WAS going to be married, and everyone
was busy doing something for the wed-
ding; that is, ,everyone except Penny.
Cousin Dora lived at Penny's house
and that was where the wedding was
going to take place, en the lawn tinder
the:old,aycamore tree.
Yes, everybody except poor little
Penny was playing a part in the wed-
ding, Mother had made the wedding
dress, every stiteh with her own
hands, and it looked pretty enough for
a princess. But, as mother had said,
Cousin Dora would be Princess
Charming, for she was going to marry
Prince Charming. That was what
Penny and her little twin sisters,.
Kitty and Isabel, called him. Kitty
and Isabel were to be flower girls.
Penny was too tall to be a flower girl
and too small to be a bridesmaid. It
seemed dreadful to be between sizes.
Miss Diana Clark was to play the wed-
ding march. She was a noted pianist
and lived in the city, and she was
Cousin Dore's very dear friend.
At last the wedding day came.
Everybody was in a flurry of exeite-
ment, running here and there and do-
ing this and that, and flowers and
presents were arriving every other
minute. Penny felt in the way. She
was really no part of it -just a looker-
on, like many others who were coin.'
ing, and she did -not know what to do
with herself. Finally she thought she
would go into the parlor and practice, t
and how she did practice; scales that
she detested,—anything and every-
thing,—trying to forget that she was
not actually a part of the wedding. •
Of course Cousin Dora would have
been dreadfully troubled had she'
known how much Penny took it to,
h
A Triumph of Friendship.
A fine story comes from India. The
famous and influential Hindu, Mahat-
ma Grandi, was recently attacked by
acute appendicitis while he was in
prison, whither his opposition to the
British government had brought ham.
Something bad to be done at once, In
other times ouch a man—a rebel in
the eyes of the prison authorities—
might have been allowed to die while
the red tape of the prison rules was
being unwound; but the English doc-
tor, Colonel Maddock, seeing that no
time ought to be lost, ordered out his
own car and hurried his patient to the
Poona Hospital, where he operated up-
on him.
GandLi was under chloroform and
the doctor was ready to use hLa'in-
struments when suddenly the electric
light went out, and everything was in
darkness. There, had been a break-
down in the machinery, but there was
no time to wait for repairs. Under
the pale gleam of a hurricane lantern
the doctor calmly proceeded with tbe
operation and thus saved -the man's
life.
Doctor and nurses attended their
patient with all possible skill, and
their tenderness and consideration
made a deep impression not only upon
Gandhi but upon the Indian population
far and wills; Yor in the eyes of the
Hindus, Gandhi's lire is sacred be -I
cause of his love for the poor and hia
self-saeriftcfng career,
When he was released tram prison
Ilandhe, whose gratitude to the man
who had saved his lite was touching.
said to the doctor: "I trust you will
allow me to remain your patient a lit-
tle
ittle longer." And he remained there
at the prison until he was quite strong
again. A warm friendship bas sprung
up between the two man,—two of the
finest specimens of East and West, --
and that friendship mny have the bap-
piest consequences for India. The Brt-
fish doctor, by his devoted conduct to-
ward his prisoner, has genuinely
touched the bearts of thousands who
were previously only too ready to call
themselves the enemies of his race.
Minard's Liniment Heals Cuts
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Just Like the Men.
Mrs. Pigeon --"You're a flue Carrier
Pigeon. I gave you a letter to post
three days ago, and you haven't mailed;
sw Lamp f r Mlnars.
A lump hat sounds a warning when
fire damp is present. is Hach in Eng-
land to warn miners.
it yet."
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Naw'rork Cita. evert a three years' Course
di lissom, to young women, having 11,e
reosnred eduootloa. Ned drslreue of hcaoming.
nuns,. Mk Hospital has 'adopted rho Mold.
hour system. rltp pupils merino uneormt of
the Sokol, n monthly allewnnott and trwa11100
oxpensps to and from New York. For these
informalltn apply 1e the Suo,rintnodont
Dona was hugging her tight before she'
las half way through.
"Penny" she cried, "1 a
m glad,
! 0h,
so gladl WhY, X declare Iam almost
glad that Diana Clark didn't get here.
I've wanted you in my bridal party
so bad, Penny, ---bless your dear utile'
heart,"
So after all Penny was not a plain
looker-on, She played the wedding
march, and elle wore the fluffy -ruffled
pink organdy, and instead of a wide
pink satin ribbon bound round her
curls like Kitty's and Isabel's she wore
a lovely floppy leghorn hat that was
in the bride's trousseau. And Penny
'was the proudest and happiest little
girl in the land, because she had such
an important part to play at Cousin
Dorees wedding to Prince Charming.
Linda Stevens Almond, in Youth's
Companion.
•
Before long Kitty and Isabel came,
dancing in to say that their dresses
had come- Here they were in a box,
and Kitty lifted one out, a fluffy -
ruffled pale pink organdy, and held it
up to her.
"011, it's bee-utiful!" Penny exclaim-
ed, wheeling around from the piano.
"Is mine in there, Kitty?"
Yes, Penny's dress was there. It
was exactly like the little flower girls'
dresses, for mother had said that, even!
if Penny wasn't in the bridal party,
she should have a fluffy-duffled pink
organdy dress like Kitty's and Isabel's. '
"Let's hold them up to us and march
up and down," said Isabel.
"Yes, let's," cried Kitty, clapping
her hands.
"And I'll play the wedding march,";
said Penny, and as the little flower-,
girls -to -be marched sedately up and
dawn the parlor play it she did, and
remarkably well too, for Penny was a
gifted little pianist.
A few minutes later Cousin Dora
and mother came into the parlor all
aflutter over something. Cousin Dora 1
looked as if she were almost ready to
cry, and mother was patting her arm'
and saying, "But, Dora dear, anybody
—why, we can call upon almost any-
body. Don't feel so bad about it"
"Oh, I know theft almost anybody
can be called upon, Cousin Belle
there's Mr. Wurtz, who has played at
rehearsal, and Mrs. Hull, Penny's
music teacher, and oh, dozens of peo-
plel But I was sentimental enough to
wish to have in my bridal party the
ones I loved and those who love me.
You know I'm silly about some
things."
Penny and Kitty and Isabel stole
softly aver to their mother and Cousin
Dora. Oh, how sorry they were to see
Cousin Dora unhappy ori her wedding
day!
Penny forgot all about her own lit-
tle sorry and pressed closer, and said,
"013, Cousin Dora, please, what has
happened?"
Cousin Dora just had to smile at
Penny's tragic little face. She said,
"Bless your heart, Penny. I suppose
it doesn't amount to a row of pins
really, but Diana Clark, my dear
friend, who was going to play the wed-
ding march, has telegraphed that she
missed a train and cannot possibly get
here until to -night. So you see, it
means that I shall have to call upon
some one else to play—"
"Oh!" Isabel jumped straight up
and down. "Let Penny play its Penny
can play it. She was playing it tem
minutes ago."
"Do you think -7" cried Cousin
Dora,
"I don't see why not," said mother.
Poor Penny did not know whether
to laugh or cry, but before she could
do either mother was saying, "Quick,
Penny child! Run to the piano and
let us hear you play it. I know that
Mrs. Hull gave you Mendelslohn's
Wedding March, but have you ever
had the one from Lohengrin?"
Penny could hardly answer that she
had taken both just because Cousin
Dora was acing to be married. It
bad seemed fun to take them, but she
did not know the march from I,ohen-
grin so well as she knew Mendel-
ssohn'v. Mother said that it didn't
matter a whipstitch. No one would, be
listeninig anyway when it was all over.
As for Cousin Dora, she was just
laughing for joy, anti she said that it
i would be all right lo pioy Mendel-
; ssohn's before end after the ceremony.
So Penny played the wedding march
and she played it so well that Cousin
If The World Stopped
Whir
What would happenling. 1r the earth
stopped rotating?
The possibilities must have occur-
red to many who read Dr. A. 0, 13,
Orommelin's statement to the British
Astronomical Association to the effect
that the rotation of the earth en its
axis was gradually slowing down.
"No one need become alarmed over
the situation," Dr. Crommelin said to
an interviewer. "The slowing -up pro.
teas has been going on "tor centuries,
and, nothing sensational bas come out
01 it.
"It it did stop things would shine on
one side only, while the other side
would be wrapped In frozen darkness;
and the ;noon might vanisb.
"If the earth's motion slowed to one
rotation a year," he added, "each day
would be one year long, as they are
thought to be on the planet Mercury.
"It will take a few hundred million
years before the earth's notion, at its
present rate, is retardedto a point
where it entails actual discomfort"
The Squeaky Violin.
A young student lodging in Edin-
burgh went out and bought a violin;
and, going upstairs to his room, start-
ed to play upon it.
His landlady, hearing the unusual
sounds, appeared at the bottom of the
stairs and shouted; "Mr. Tam, what
are ye daein'?"
"Oh," said the student, "I'm trying'
a new violin -I've just bought."
"Great guidness!" said the woman.
"I thocht y wis shiftin' the bed,"
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For Sore Feet—Minard's Liniment.
Free Speech.
A guest was expected for dinner and
Bobby had received five cents as the
price for his silence during the meal,
He was as quiet as possible until dis-
co; ering
is-covering that his faver dessert was
being served. Then he could no long-
er curb his enthusiasm. He drew the
coin from his poekt and rolled it across
the table, saying:
"tire's your nickle, mamma, I'd like
to have it, but I'd rather talk."
Chew it after
every mea1
Ili ownulate s
appetite and
raids digestion.
It silt $ rete Your
hood cioyou more
flood. Note how
Rt reIleveo that foully fleeting
after hearty cattail.
Whitener teeth,
etweeteoA
breath osnd
WS the peptiY
that
1(r-a-n•t-ef..
Why Glued Joints Fail.
Every housekeeper has had the ex-
perience, to her deep regret, .or her
furniture Masoning up at the joints, due
to changes of temperature and atmos-
pheric conditions. In many eases
valuable furniture has lost Be useful-
ness and been discarded for this rea-
son,
This condition, however, is not al-
ways due to the above causes, it would
appear. There are numerous qualities
of glue, or adhesives. as they are
technically called, and the causes of
tenure of glued joints may, in many
oases be due to the use of an 'insult.
able grade. The glue may have been
the most expensive procurable, hut not
adaptable for the purpose for which it
was used,
This situation has influenced the
Forest Products Laboratories of the
Department of the Interior to conduct
a aeries of investigations Into the
merits of various adhesives for differ-
ent purposes. Some twenty-six com-
mercial adhesives of the hideout' case -
In classes have been investigated, the
work includingboth mechanical ane
physical determinations. Ageing testa
to secure information on tlae,,perman-
ency of the adhesives were also under••
taken.
If the Forest Products Laboratories)
are able to secure results that, will re-
lieve the worries of the home makers
of Canada regarding the coming spar;
of their furniture at the glued joints
they will have earned a full measure
of appreciative end at the same time
will be in a 1:csltfon to supply inva'.u-
abie lamination to furniture manu-
facturers.
The Wild Geese.
The wild geese fly far overhead
By the changltug leaders sped
In forward flight untiring
The wild geese fly far overhead,
And as they go they call, and call:
"Come south, come south;
It is the tall!" .
ES imo3 Fight With. Wordt,t.
Whctl•1.sklewe in a Cortril retitete•
tribe Belli" a duel their tangoes are
bless' weapons, end the winger is the
ono wee makes the apeettitarq emelt
the meet by saylog the wDrl,t and
wittiest thlege ahoutt bis epllonent,
Sueh a duel was deseribad by Chris.
tlan neern, the 1.1orwcglan explorer,
during a slay in Paris on his way baize
to c'brlstlanla after his third experlh
tion to fhe lMehlmo thlbee in the
un•thoi n n a p Cuat
' I o t ort of n la
Mr, Leaden told a roinat'leabie story,
welch was supported by gramophone
records. Ile is the first white man to
have heard two ilskimos of the remote,
tribe 011gege 111 A duel, and as he heard
theingtaiuopho"figne recorht" be surrdofeptetiw
ittolely take meback a
, ad
to his patrons, lite Kingand Queen of
Norway.. •
From what tbe explorer said it ap•
pears that these people, to eett.lo ser!-
out; quarrels, stand opposite each
ether and, surrounded by then' families
and friends, improvise ballads in
which both ley, to say the worst and
wittiest things about each other.
The ono who makes the crowd laugh
the loudest la judged the winner In a
solemn ceremony, 1n which the entire
tribe- teke.9 part.
Instead of brooding over revenge the
vauquithed "fighter" goes back to lits
igloo to meditate on 'what he night
bave said to his enemy.
Mr. Leden has a1So brought bee&
mutt valuable sociological data re-
gdNskimo mnnoer, us,
n arnate ing and religion, s
Ile is cocnvint'stomcd
Unit these people,long believed to be
of ;Mongolian origin, migrating across
the Bering Strait from Asia, are in
reality purely American 10 origin,
IIe asserts that the Eskimo tribes
are descendants of Indian tribes in
Canada, who were forced by innumer-
able wars toward the Angie regions,
to"oxIst as best they could.
In the silent regions off -everlasting
ice they manage to preserve`a '1vili-
zation n•ltich is ethically tar superior
to that of the African savage.
The Eskimo believes In humortullty
for animate is well as human beings,
and also has a hell, which, for pbvious
reasons, exists side by side with the
Heaven of the Western world, is the
sky which is chilly and cold.
He places this heavenly home, where
all the good and pure soup go, down
in the mit!a'egiuns of the earth. where
there is eternal warmth and etcrnai
000110;.
Boy Makes Violin With
Perfect Tone.
With no other tones thee a jack
knife, saw and rtihul, Ilerre it!eeko,
vitt, eighteen Stara fn.t. ,eying fat a
Boston s;lburb, c'omirm'tee a full.
sizers violin from odd- and eitdd of
wend found in his fal'ter's cellar.
Though he never studied violin
music, dklskovilz ha.l simnel the
flute, end from his knowledge of this
instrument's mucic wee able to string
his violin correctly. A violin teacher
who tested the ieustrumr;.t seed its
tone was perfect.
An old pine bureau drawer furnish-
ed the wood for the both;in of the
violi'.n, an oak leer than the -ante
piece of furniture Otrnisl.e l Irl,,! for
the i..11k, 1110 .ie,htar, tn'r• iron A
stick of or+lin = _ w..110 a.,,n „ and the
scroll was frehloree free, ell eal,lable
leg,
Created Forest Reserves.
Two 1,:r,'s4y re-"ru ' 1.::"s .•
create by One rs ins' ems:, ,
knei.i, n, Nat.:me ['arlc'-'au 1
eL tilt, alnntegr" T. , t' r "'el i•ro-
seine cf Quebec. 'i le-
all the uneltrtr r
townsbei. Terien a ee C, eety . 1 1 the
ft,rine . the 1ezels. •, i ...�
.
ni tl-r, .tiotiilu, , ,rye .1 -'111 - r',.,'+o
ar,l bis, 1,nne 1'r: f1 et,' rind I'Cr•-
t:nF .'f the C'c,ialt.tea of C_i lit.'11111111,
1.10(3, 1 1*011 .11ettuuoreney. No Barber
-Lan be cut co those reserver 0700 the
yearly production, without a epechtl
permit Irani the Mielster of t'rIWn
Lunda.
For every
wash -day method
RINSO is ideal for any wash -day
method you use. You do not
have to change any of your usual'
steps—just use Rinso where you
used to use ordinary soap,
If you like to boil your white cot-
tons, Rinso will give you just the
safe cleansing suds you need in
the boiler. If you use a washing
machine, follow the advice of the big
washing machine manufacturers—
use Rinso.
Just soaking with this new kind of
soap loosens all the dirt until a
tingle rinsing leaves the clothes
clean tiled spotless,
However you do, your wae`h, make
it easy by using Rinso.
Rinse is sold by all grocers
and department stores
17 you use a Washing
Machine, soak • your
clothes in the Rinso
suds as usual. In the
morning add more
Rinso solution and
moria the machine,
Then rinse and dry—
you will have n clean
street snow - *white
wash.
LEVER O i FAIRS
LIMITED
TORONTO
eirileasieseeiledakoseeresesieeceseesesesseaneeetemesefeweemeimmika,
The Doric Was Greek to Him.
one of the best of many good to; les
to dally Mr. Will b'yffe (the Scrottish
comedian, concerns it t:011lltryman of
his who was on Itis first visit art Lon-
don. Leaning over ltlatkfriars Bridge
as dusk was falling, tie was astounded
to see all the lights on the embank-
ment flare up witch one accord as 1f liy
magic. He walked up to the nearest
policeman and said in eut'lu!sed tones:
"Tell nae, manlate, wha' 1t0htod a' the
1ichties ?"
The policeman scratched his head
"I was joist aspin' y wha' liebted a'
the iichtfes," repeated the visitor,
The policemnu was dumbfounded,
and at last courtesy fled from bis soul.
"Gare, yer Pert:mimes blighter," he
I ordered sharply. " 'Oppitt"
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Egg As Birth Certificate.
A woman or Norwich, England, bad
an unusual birth certtflrato to offer as
proof or her daughter's age. Tho ter-
tiilcate was a hen's egg on which the
time of tiro girl anti the :ditto or her
birth hent been engrnvefl.
industrious Boy,
list Mother- "IS your son Indus'
trloue 1"
2nd Ditto - "is het You never saw
a boy were so hard to keep f1'0n1 worst -
Ing In .11 your Biel"
4
Not la'cesslu'ily what you can do
he: t, but stlweys the best you biro de.