The Brussels Post, 1924-1-2, Page 6•
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RECIPES POR PRESERVTN
PORK.
"To market, to market, to buy a
pig," So runs a Mother Goose rhyme.
Perhaps that is why Mother Goose
never was rich, for in raising the tam-
ily meat supply on the farm and pre-
serving It there for Home consumption,
there is a saving that rural folks
should not overlook.
These recipes show how pork p
duets may be prepared and canned
Immo.
Pork Tenderloin and Chops—The
chops and tenderloin may be can
separately. Wipe each slice with
damp cloth, and sear in hot fat. Se
son according to taste, and roast un
nicely browned. It is best to remo
the bone from the chops Pack
sterilized jars to within one inch
the top, and add gravy made from
stock and, hot water. Partially sea
and process in hot water bath f
ninety minutes. Finish sealing an
store in a dry, cool place.
Roast pork may be canned in the
same way. If canned raw, the process
is the same, except that it will need
to be in the hot bath for three hours.
Spareribs—Roast the ribs in the
usual way until nicely browned. Re-
move the rib bones and pack in steril-
ized jars. Add hot gravy made from
the contents of •the roasting pan. Par-
tially seal and process in hot orate
bath for two hours, Finish sealin
and store in a dry, cool place,
As a novelty, place a row of spare
ribs around the can and stuff with
sauerkraut, seal and process as for
the other method.
Pork Satcsage--For every thre
pounds of fresh lean pork, allow on
G just going to be at home; so what dif-
Wference does it make, Miss Wi der?
Why, y, rt s fashionable to be late i You
make more of an impression!"
"It makes the difference of kindness
and courtesy to other people," Miss
Wilder replied, "and it makes a tre-
mendous difference to yourself. There
is no place in the world where a per -
I,
son does not need to be master of life,
rather than its slave,"
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ti
But C
lorinda only laughed. For a
year after she returned home she con -
tinned to do things as usual, "at the
Ped last minute." She was popular, and
a people easily forgave the little anrioy-
a- antes she caused them.
tiI Then came Grace Gallaudet's wed-
ding. Clorinda was •to be one of the
Inbridesmaids, and she had her gown
of made in good season; the lovely amber
the chiffon came home two whole days be -
1 fore she was to start.
or How's that for punctuality?" she
d said when she leisurely began to put
things into her trunk.
Just then a truck rolled up outside.
"Ohl it's the baggageman!" her sis-
ter cried.
Clorinda gave one Look at the clock.
"Go down and see if they can't go
somewhere else first," she replied,
tumbling things frantically into the
trunk.
In twenty minutes it was packed,
✓ and Clorinda was placating the bag-
gageman, who had waited. "That was
g a feat!" she declared, breathless but
triumphant,
Twenty-four hours later, unpacking J
the trunk, she gave a cry of dismay.
She had left her bridesmaid's gown
at home! There was no time to get R
• it or another.
From her seat with the family Clo-
rinda soberly watched five bridesmaids
go down the aisle where six should
have been. Not only was she disap-
pointed, she had spoiled Grace's wed-
ding plan,
angled Trails
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CHAPTER KXIV.—(Cont'd.) I "Cala I see that book?"
and de arae short! " ,o k said
The waitress came,teak their order' do tits lgokin , the else
p. d• y Whose marriage is it? And
a "I'm PIA' 'Mt to GoledenKtaday on,v Lanhat eagti?ve such information
n q g has r Kirby .said, could, The clerk mellowehiiaR see
A' man gave Pio a hin„ Be didn't told him it was
want to tell me the information out very important to her,n
an' out, whatever it is. 4 don't know charming
have a way of doing when
why, What he said was for me to g Young women smile at them.
go tp Gglden an' look over the list of Bath of e wb ano h theykneweithmar-
er of
marriage licenses for the past month riage
twa' the contracting- parties.
I "Once in a while some preacher
Her eyes flashed an eager question' forgets to turn in his certificate," the
at him,. You don't suppose --It clerk, said as he closed the book. "Old
couldn't be that Esther was married to Rankin is the wgrst that way. He
your unncle secretly t to and that she prom- forgets. You might look him up."
ised "I nes 't thought of that. It might i Kirby slipped the clerk a dollar and
n g g turned away, Rankin was a forlorn
be." Hite eyes narrowed in eoneentra- hope, but he and Rage walked out to
Won, "And if Jack an'Mies Harri- a little house hi the suburbs where the
man had just found it out that would
explain why they called on 'Uncle preacher hued,
James the night he was killed. Ao He wee a friendly, wh: a haired of
you want to go to Golden with me?" much at home unand der the impressio thein v
She nodded eagerly. "Oh, I dor they had come to get married.
Kirbyl I believe we'll find out some- slight deafness was in part responsibl
thing there. Shall we go by the inter-, for this mistake.
urban?
"As soon as we're through lunch." 1aftexaKir see the iicense?" he asked,
The walked across ale ` by had iibtroduced buns
y ng Arapahoe and Rose,
Street to the loop and took a Golden' For a moment the cattleman •wa
car. It carried them by the viaduct ' puzzled. His eye went to Rose, peek -
over the Platte River and thrqugh;the ing information. A wave of color wa
North Side into the -country. They sweeping into her soft cheeks. Th
rushed past truck farina and apple Lane knew why, and the hot blood
orchards into the rolling fields beyond,#mounted into his own. His gaze hu
where the crops had been harvested: riedly and in embarrassment fled from
and the land lay in the mellow bath' Miss McLean's face.
of a summer sun. They swung round
Table Mountain into the little town
huddled at the foot of Lookout,
From the terminus of the line they
walked up the steep hill to the court-
house. An antmm�t i
Tim
yrs up tiio•,trat+lsf ai
lines,:
khat better akelt a run iieross the
wood, •
Never a roc goes through the neii>ih"
barhOod,
tlut snow obitteratee his prints and
fling's
A wall or white between seed tree and
sarebl
Never a ferret hurries from his lair,
A mink or rabbit hales Out or ah',
But In the dark the frost begins to
Tub.
There is a time when there `^ie ne
ground seen,
And fields are covered and no
river's sound
Drones In the night, only some wind
between
The leaning bushes whispers to the
ground.
Now the swift deer may run, the squir-
rels
cum
rets lean
and safe as moles that borrow me
derground. •
—Harold Vinah
The Same Boat,
d One who creases the Atlantic on a
great modern steamship can hardly
" fail to be impressed by the community
A of interest among the passengers,
whether they admit It or not. There
are social distinctions observed by the
separate classes to which the varying
elf rates of fare have established a title.
There is supposed to be luxury on high.
S and' Spartan simplicity, if not _actual
discomfort, In the steerage, In the
floating city or palatial Marine hotel
The
there is a reproduction on a small
r. scale of the communal existence on
the land. It is recognized that in cer•
talo hands authority Is placed, and.
there are laws by which the entire
ship's company must abide.
When it is plain sailing in fair
weather, existence Is simple enough
and contentment is general. In time
of storm many are the victims of a
malady which is no respeotor of per-
sons and floes not oak how much the
passenger has paid for his accommo-
dations. When actual disaster occurs
and the voyagers must take to ah.
boats or wait precariously while the
wireless summons aid, the distinctions
"You don't quite und:rstand," he ex.
plained to the Reverend Nicodemus
Rankin. "We've come only to—to in-
quire about some one you married—or
rather to find out if you did' marry
new' ant! of him. His name is Cunningham. We
an expensive made, was standing by have reason to' think he was married
the curb. Just as Kirby and Rose a month or two ago. But we're not
reached the machine a young man ran sure."
down the steps of the court -house and The old man stroked his silken
stepped into the car. The man was white hair. At times his mind was a
Jack Cunningham. He took the driv- little hazy. There were moments when
er's seat. Beside him was a veiled a slight fog seemed to descend upon it.
young woman in a leather motoring- His memory in recent years had been
coat. In spite of the veil Lane recog- quite treacherous. Not Iong since he
nized.her as Phyllis Harriman. had forgotten to attend a funeral at
Cunningham caught sight of his which he was to conduct the services.
cousin and anger flushed his face. "I dare say I did marry your friend.
Without a word he reached. for the Ey, good many young people come to
starter, threw in the clutch, and gave me. The license clerk at the court is
the engine gas. very kind. He sends them hare."
e rough rider watched the car "The man's name was Cunningham
move down the hill. "I've made a mss- -_James Cunningham," Kirby promp-
take," he told his companion. 'I told ted.
ernes I was coming here to -day. He "Cunningham—Cunningham! Seems
let jack know, an' he's beat us to it."to Pie I did marry a man by that
"What harm will that do-' asked name. Come to.think of it I'm sure
ose: The information will be there I did. To a beautiful young woman,"
for us, too, won't it?" the old preacher said.
"Do you recall her name? I mean
her maiden name," Rose said, excite-
ment drumming in her veins.
Kirby, do you suppose your cousins "No -o. I don't seem quite to remem-
really, know .Esther sea married nso ber it. But she was a charming young
year uncle? Do you think they can be woman—very attractive, I might say.
tryingto keepit can't wife and daughter mentioned it
quiet so she cant afterward."
claim the estate?" I "May I ask if Mrs. Rankin and
He stopped in his stride.. James• your daughter are at present in the
had deprecated the idea of his coming house?" asked Lane.
to Golden and had ridiculed the possi-I "Unfortunately, no. They have gone
bility of his unearthing any informs to spend a few days visiting in Idaho
tion of vain. Yet he must have called. Springs. If they were here they could
up Jack as soon as he had left the any gaps in my memory,
office. And Jack had hurried to the; which is not all it once was." The
town within the hour. It might be Reverend Nicodemus smiled apoio-
that Rose had hit on the reason for'getically.
the hostility he felt on the part of "Was her name Esther McLean?"
both cousins to his activities. There asked Rose eagerly.
was broughtmtohthe light ofday.not wantThe old parson brought his mind
more potent reason could there be for back to the subject with a visible ef-
conoealment than their desire to keen,fort. "Oh, yes! The young lady who
as mrried to our friend—"
the fortune of the millionaire in the'pausedeata loss for the name. He
own hands?
"I shouldn't wander if you haven't
rung the bull's-eye, pardner," he told
her. "We ought to know right soon
now"
pond of fat. Grind the meat and
add one and one-half ounces of salt
one-half ounce of black pepper, one-
half ounce of ground sage. Mix the
seasoning and meat together and pas
through the grinder the second tim
Pack into muslin casings and dip in
melted Iard to seal the surface.
WASH -DAY PATIENCE SAVERS
We have not all purchased electric
washing machines as yet, and there
is a simple home-made contrivance
that wilt take some of the worry out
of washing with round galvanized -
iron tubs on which it is difficult to
adjust a wringer. Have someone ad-
just with a bolt and nut -over the
screw on your wringer clamp a piece
of hard wood that will always be in
place to hold your wringer to the
curved side of the tub.
A clothes stick cut in two prongs is
another wash -day convenience. And
have you yet learned the value of clic-
ing a lemon into the water in which
you boil the clothes? These things
truly are patience savers.
EMERGENCY NEEDLES.
If ane had a needle and thread al-
ways handy it wouldn't be any trouble
at all to . take, the moment it was
needed, the stitch in time that saves
nine. The large hotels have' adopted
a practice which works out well in
everyday homes. They keep two or
three threaded needles sticking in the
pin -cushion on the bureau. These are
hot unsightly, for the thread is wrap -1
e.
to
•
ped about the needle and
shows, hut it is right there when
emergency etiteh is to be taken. Th
needles hold black thread as well a
white and sometimes a couple of u
ity buttons are added. Many: an
pensive stocking has been saved by.
having the dropped stitch eaught be -1
fore it has gone far, or a tiny rip is
prevented from becoming a big tear
by the ever-present needle. The very
busy mother whose workbasket some-
times overflows will find that keeping
the threaded needles handy will be
great in keeping the family tidy.
A SET OF PLEASING TOYS FOR
THE NURSERY.
2070. Here is a comfortable roly
poly doll and a cunning cat. Toweling
stuffed with cork would make these
models floating toys. Plush, felt, flan-
nel, outing flannel, velvet, drill and
crash could also be used. The doll
could be made of different materia
below the arms,
The Pattern is cut in one size.
Zither style requires 0'4 yard of 27 -
inch material.
Pattern mailed to any address on
receipt. of 15e in silver or stamps, by
"Mebbe it will. Mebbe it won't.
We'll soon find out"
Rose caught her friend's arm as
they were passing through the hall.
Cunningham," Kirby supplied.
'Quite so—Cunningham. Well, it
might have been McLeod, I—I rather
think. it did sound like that."
The clerk in the recorder's office McLean. Miss Esther McLean,"
mined when Kirby seri corrected the cattleman patiently.
s d he wanted to "The fact is I'm not sure about the
look through the license register. He young lady's name. Mother and Ellen
swung the book round toward them. would know. I'm sorry they're not
' Heln yourself. What's the big.
ea?The afterward about
e onl
here si talked fie u
id Another young fellow was in how pleasant the young' lady was."
lookin' at the licens s m' to
l ago.„ Y a inn "Was she fair or dark.
The clerk moved over to another The old preacher smiled at Rose
desk where he was typewriting. tting. His benevolently. I really don't know.
back was turned toward them. Kirby pm afraid, my dear young. woman,
turned the pages of the book. He anthat T m a very unreliable witness."
Rose looked them over together. The You don't recollect any details. For
y instance, how did they come and did
covered the 'wean thin three months they bring witness ith th by
without. finding anything of ince
Patiently they went leaves think They cam_ e_in an automobile
Kirby stepped over to the diad'_
"Do you ha a to b
you made out any. license application
for a man named Cunningham any (To be continued.)
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THE LAST-MINUTE GIRL.
Clorinda Mackenzie was rarely tate
at anything, but at recitations, at
meals, at frolics of all hinds, laugh
Ing and a bit breathless, she was
nearly always the last to arrive. She
rather enjoyed the excitement of get-
ting to a place at the last minute,
"What else could you expect of any-
one named Clorinda!" she used 10
exclaim.
Mies Wilder, the dean, had a talk
with the girl before she left college.
She tried to make Clarinda see the
danger of not nllowing• Herself more
brae, but Clorinda could not see it.
"If I were going into business any-
where, of course I'd have to reform,"
she acknowledged. "Bet I'm not. I'm
issue No, 52--'23,
Biggest One He Knew.
"We're gonna have a big gobbler ter a
dinner at our house en Christmas."
"I know who.be is. It's Fatty j
Beres." n
—e
China's new President is 60 years t
of age, Thirty-eight years ago he was.
a common soldier,
g
over the e
rry-pa ,
rest < es w em?"
ayes Yes: I was working ire the ar-
den weeding the straw be tcgh I
pp n remem er whether e ^r,"' and daughter were the
witnesses.
time in the past two months?" ho
asked,
"For a marriage license?"
"Yes,"
"Don't think I have: Cent remem-
ber the name. I was on my vacation
two weeks. Maybe it was then. Can't
you find it in the book?"
No.
"Know the date?"
Kirby shook his head.
The voice of Rose, high with ex-
citement, came from across the room..
"Cooky here."
Her finger ran down the book, close
to the binding, A page had been cut;
out with a shop kenknife, so deftly'
..they they had passed it twice witltou
noticng.
"Who did that?" demanded the clerk
ngrily.
Probably the young man who was
test in here. 'Iiia name is Jack Cun-
ingham," Lane answered.
"What in time did he want to do
hat for? If he wnntnd it why didn't
he take a copy? The boss'll give me
rail Columhio. That's what a fellow
eta for being accommodating."
"He did it so that we wouldn't see
t. Is there env other record kept 0f
he mai'riagce?s
"Sure there t?, Thr, proarLers and
the judges who Perform marriages
eve to turn !clek to us the certificate
ithin thine days and we make a
ecord of 'eat.'"
Bible in Translation,
The Bible is tar in advance of any
other book in the number of its trans-
lations, for it has actually been remdered in whole or in part into 770
languages and dialects and the end is
1 Dot yet in sight, 'Phe • translation is
I still progressing at the rate of one
I complete book of the Bible hi a new
'language every six weeks, a speed re•
• cord which has been maintained for
si over twenty Years,
o•
Hie Busy Season.
t A man with all the earmarks of a
ti
wee smoking thoughtfuliy and
watching a large building in process
Iof construction, A foreman approach.
ed and naked:
"Iley, want a job?"'
"Yes,' was the reply, "but I c'n only
work mornings,"
"Why can't you work all day?"
"Every afternoon l gotta carry o.
Ibanner in the unemployment p:u'ade,'`
The new electric generator at i
Niagara is said to he the largest in t
tho world. It will produce 87,000
horse -power and light 2,500,000 lamps,
w
Mfrlard'a Liniment Neale Cuts. r
Paper from Potato vines.
.i pacers for making paper from
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On tine sea' of human lite we are
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together,and bound to show each
other the kindness, the generosity, the
mutual respect and tolerance that
make life bearable for the feeble, the
timorous, the less fortunate.
' Couldn't Fool HIM.
Dealer -"This coal, sir,- is first
class!"
Customer -"Don't believe it --you
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an Is not a. slteep•klliing deg• lit
fact so ecrnpuloue in hs, GwImo
doubt to iiia trainigg end to #istnge eqm*
Mg from a long line of sheep -herding
ancestor's, that he will not ,eat mutton
even 'th'otigli hie muster offers 1t tq
hiin. Tet fnz 11gv al days Jjni has
been limps ng an a lraod?tgad what •
as a sheep killer,
wap a stray half-breed hound that
started the trouble, Jim was under a
tree as,when the
'strangerleep appeareondthe: Alawn few minutes
later the two were crowing the ahead-
ow together; then they were in the
woods, barking. Before long they had
treed .an opossum, Jim was eoloylug
hltuaelf; you could tell that Pram the
wlty lm barkd,
Later es nelghbor paw the two doge
in a stretch ,of woodland two miles
Nom home;, three other dogs liad join-
tic them. Before long two more joined
sthpoe"bandnelble ho, wbioun,
h wan led by the irre-
Five miles from home the deader led'
his pack, into an open field where
sheep were grazing, Stralglit for the
Innocent creatures he rushed. 4.1m
stopped, and the other dogs swept by
him. It was wrong for him to kill
sheep. It was wrong •for any dog to
kill sheep!.
In a ;Hash the strange dog had a
Iamb down, Then Jim ran straight at
tile cur and, springing; seized him by
the throat, At that instant a rifle
cracked near by, andtlie mongrel went
limp in the sheep dog's Jaws, The rest
of the pack scattered, and Jim atarted
,,for the woods. He had almost reached
cover when the rifle cracked again,
and he lurched sidewise. Fortunately,
the undergrowth was Ulla, lad lie
managed to escape.
It was a dejected and humiliated
dog that returned home late the same
day. But it was not the pain in Jim's
foot that -ea -used his head and his tall
to droop—no, it was the way in whoh
he had received the injury; shot at as
a sheep killer! There Is no, doubt
that the faithful dog had learned his
lesson: to "shun evil companions."
A Scared Herron.
Lon Haley "and Alvin Plummer were
hunting ducks on the-Searboro mirth -
ea. They had walked several' miles
without seeing a single bird when they
discovered at some distance a big
flock of ducks feeding on a shallow
salt pond. They approached cautious-
ly and for the teat four or'ilve hundred
yards crawled on their stomachs-
through
tomachsthrough the tall grass and bayberry
bushes. At last they reached a bird
cover, where they hastily concealed.
themselves. The little shack was com-
pletely covered with bushes and sea-
weed; the back was open, and Inside
were a seat and places to rest guns.
The hunters had just got comfort-
ably settled 1n front of the peepholes:
when a gigantte heron that had been
feeding on the edge of the pond stroll-
edtoward the sitacls and prepared to
takea nap in the lee of it where the
sun shone warmly. After looking care-
fully round, he tucked his head under
his wing and, drawing up one foot,
went to sleep,.
When he was settled Alvin leaned
forward and acid in a low voice, "You
are too near!"
The heron looked up quickly but,
seeing nothing, went to sleep again,
Again Alvin spoke, this time more -
loudly. "You're too near!" And, again
the big bird awoke and looked about
and, then went to sleep again.
First one hunter and then the other
repeated the words until they had the
old felIgw fairly dancing on his long
legs; but he would not leave the place,
becausehe could see nothing to be
atrald of! Just than something start
led the ducks, and with a great flutter
and wbirring of wings' the whole flock
took to the air. Both shotguns spoke
at once, and the second barrels blazed
forth later.
The guns were pointed directly over
the heron's bead, and the ediock was
too much for him.' Closing his eyes,
he sank down on the sand, apparently
lifeless; hta swings drooped and hie
long legs stretched out,
The hunters rushed forth to secure
their game, and presently, talking and
iaughing, they started back, carrying
four or live fine ducks aplece.
When the beron beard them he slow-
ly opened one eye and then got roluct-
antly on his feet as it he were aston
ished at finding himself still alive, He
shook himself, and as the liuntera
came nearer lie slowly spread hls.
great winga and sailed away, 1 -le had
had a narrow eseapel
Dlffloult t?,utrietion Ahead.
Friend— "Tiering pulled all Smith'Ir•
teeth I suppose you're through with
him?,'
Dentist--"Notyet—the bill bas to
bs extracted, You know,"
There are two monuments in the
world erected to birds, one in Italy
and the other in Salt Ulm City.