The Brussels Post, 1926-8-4, Page 6, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 4, 1026,
THE BRUSSELS POST
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$
I00
5
it
biggest Used Oar Sale
f the Year
We have 32 dependable Cars to
choose from and are willing to
loose $1000 to move this stock
in 10 days.
All Cars have been carefully reconditioned
and priced lower for this Sale. Terms arranged
to suit purchaser. Come early and have the
best choice.
—SALE HELD AT—
The Clinton Garage
Open Evenings Till 10 p.m.
W. J. CHISHOLM, DODGE BROTHERS DEALER
70 York Street London
17't:
...,••••••••NawmaNOMIII,
"I trust, dear, you will not
think I am brutally frank when
I remind you that you have
yawned four times while I was
talking with you."
"I wasn't yawning; just trying
to say something."
ee
Teacher: "Is there anything
wrong with this sentence, "I
have went'?"
Johnny: "Yes, ma'am."
. "What is it?"
"That's easy, 'cause you hav-
en't went yet."
ee -St
"I hope for better things in
the future."
• - "I'm a Democrat, too
Life.
ee
"What did your father say
when you showed him my
poem?"
"He said, "Well, I'm glad any
daughter isn't going to marry a
poet.' "
ts eSe
Salesman (who for three
-
hours hae tried to sell a cam
Now, sir, I'll throw in the
clutch,"
Uncle Hiram: "I'll take hi•ei,
then. I knew if I held out lone;
enough I'd tet something for
nothing."—Shear Nonsense.
ee ie.
Willie: "Dad, isn't it all right
to call a boy from Poland a
Pole?"
Father: "Yes. Why?"
"Well, I know what I'm :olive
to call the new little boy from
Holland, then."
4,10 1§1
Professor: "Who is the grtet-
est modern exponent of his na-
tive dialect?"
Back of room: "Louder!"
Professor: "Correct." — Iowa
Frivol.
eSt itS e. •
A bicycle appeared in one of
the new Russian ballets, lint
surely a motorcar would enrour-
age the performers to jump
higher !--Humorist.
The Romansare credited with
bringing the turnip to great Bri-
tain. A juvenile corresponrent
says he wouldn't mind this so
much if they'd kept their other
Latin roots to themselves.—
London Opinion.
aZt 4. 4. •
a is announced that in Mr.
H. G. -Well's new novel, promin-
ent public people appear under
their own names. This, of course,
is nothing new in fiction; !t of-
ten happens in the press.—
Punch,
WILL RUN IN NORTH PERTH
F. Wellington Hay, of Lietowel,
was named at a gathering of Liberals
' in Milverton as their unanimous
choice for North Perth. Mr. Hay
wae, former leader of the Liberal
party in the Ontario Legislature.
SCHOOL FAIR DATE.% 7926.
Grand Bend Sept. '7
Dashwood Sept. 8
Crediton Sept. 9
Winchelsea Sept. 10
Wroxeter Sept. 13
Gorrie • Sept. 14
Sept 15
Ashfield Sept. 16
St. Helens Sept. 17
Colborne Sept. 18
Hensall Sept. 20
Zurich Sept..21
Varna Sept. 22
Blyth Sept. 28
Ethel
Walton
Goderich Twp
Bclgrave
Dublin
Clinton • .....
FIGHT IS OFF
Arnaldo Mussolini, brother of It-
s dictator, who recently challeng-
(el Gen. Bencivenga to a duel be-
cause of an article the latter wrote,
won't have to fight after all. His
seconds, after calling on the gener-
al, reported that he had given "an
evasive answer," and that Mussolini
need not fight to uphold his honor.
"AIN'T IT FINE TO -DAY?"
What's the use of always weepin',
Makin' trouble last?
What's the use of always keepin'
Thinkin' of the past?
Each must have his tribulation,
Water with his wine.
Life it ain't no celebration.
Trouble? I've had mine—
But to -day is fine.
Sure this world is full of trouble
I ain't said it ain't.
Lord! I've had enough, an' double
Reason for complaint;
Rain an' storm have come to fret rne,
Skies were often grey;
Thorns and brambles have beset me,
On the road—but say,
Ain't it fine today?
It's to -day that I am livin'
Not a month ago,
Ravin', losin', takin', givin',
As time wills it so.
Yesterday a cloud of sorrow
Fell across the way;
le may rain again to -morrow,
It may rain—but, say,
Ain't it fine to -day?
FALL
FAIR DATES
Brussels Sept. 30, Oct. 1
Atwood Sept. 21-22
Bee -field Sept. 28-29
Blyth Sept 22-23
Oct. 7-8
Sept. 21-22
Oct. 2
Dungannon
Exeter
Fordwieh
Goderich Sept. 8-10
Listowel Sept. 21-22
London Sept. 11-18
Lucknow Sept. 23-24
Mitchell Sept, 28-29
Milverton Sept. 23-24
Ripley Sept. 28-29
St. Marvq Sept. 23-24
Seaforth Sept. 23-24
Teeswater Oct. 5-6
Toronto Aug. 28 -Sept. 11
Wingham Oct. 7-8
Zurich Sept. 3,1 -0C -e. 1
BETTER MUSIC?
Clean your piano keys occasionally
with a -soft cloth moistened with ttl-
eohol. Dry with another cloth. This
will keep than white.
FLOWER AT WRIST
One of the very feminine conceits
of the mode Is the use of the dower
barcelet-e--.a flower the color of one's
frock is slipped into one's bracelet or
a ribbon band and allowed to fall
over the hand. Needless to State,
this style is only for evening.
USE BORAX
Wash your combs often in • borax
or ammonia water, rinse in cold wat-
er and wipe dry. Neverallow them
to soak, and do not leave them wet
Sept.' 24 to dry themselves.
Sept. 27
WIDER BRIMS
Sept. 28
Sept. 29 A wider brim is being added to the
Sept. 80 smart felt hats by a famous Freneh
Oct4 and 5 designer—sort of a union of the gig-
olo and the sailor.
GOING RETURNING
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REPORTS GOOD PROGRESS
By ROBERT CHANDLER MORRIS
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"You're jukIng," almost gasped old
Cy Danvers, "Yoe mean to say you
give me that elegant outfit?"
"Freely, gladly, and all for yourself,"
cheerily and sincerely responded Hec-
tor Union. "Why not? I've got a liv-
big to earn now. I shall not probably
be back among the home folks for h
year, About all I know about wood-
craft anti fishing you have taught me.
You're a second Isaac Walton with bait
and honk—Who more worthy?"
Old Cy stood in an ecstatle way, view-
ing the case in which rested the finest
metal jointed rod be had ever cast his
eyes upon. Besides this, there was a
bewildering varietrOf hooks, lines and
every accessory that could be devised.
"L'et me pay for It," be suggested,
"1'ot on your life! Don't look ti
gift horse In the mouth, Cy !"
right," said the old man, "only,
bear in mind—half of everything
catch with this outfit comes to you."
"Nonseniel"
"We'll see!"
Hector laughed lightly, leaving old
Cy proud as a king over his opulent
acquisition. Then Hector turned his
thoughts and attention to a tender
parting with his fiancee, Viola Blake.
They were engaged, but wedded bliss
seemed a long way off for them. Hec-
tor had been offered a business open -
Ing in the city that would require two
years' diligent servitude before he
could hope to qualify for much of a
salary.
"You'll wait for me, Viola, won't
you," pathetically propounded Hector.
"If It was twenty years, and loving
you a little more every day that goes
by," replied loyal Viola.
Old Cy kept word to Hector. There
was famous fishing in both creek and
lake near by. Cy had an old scow and
Itis leisure hours were pretty nearly
all spent on the water. The Upton
family received a visit from the per-
sistent fisherman every other day.
Then when Oy learned of the engage-
ment of his favorite to pretty Viola
Blake, he began un ndded distrihntron.
He stopped regularly at the Blake
home, hung areteed till he saw Viola,
delivered a part of his catch, and,
when Viola demurred at such profli-
gate liberality, said simply:
"It's all in the family, hector Up-
ton is my partner in the outfit that
landed those beauties, so it's all right,
isn't it?"
Viola wrote to Hector about his odd
partner and Hector felt that he had
a staunch friend Mid champion back
home. Cy sent him a local newspa-
per - containing an item narrating a
prize fish he had caught, the largest
ever found in Moot lake. In the
stuns paper was nn acecrunt of the bur-
glarizing of the town bank and an of
fer of ten thousand dollars for the re-
turn of a certain package of securi-
ties, The thieves might add the re-
fs-11rd to their plunder, If they would
only produce the securities.
It was a month after that when old
Cy appeared at the Upton home in a
great state of exeitement. He looked
greatly disappointed when he found
that lir. and Mrs. Upton were away for
three days with some relatives at a
distance. Cy fidgeted about, rubbed
his frowsy head (Widow:1y and then,
apparently inspired by a new thought,
hurried over to the Bloke home. He
found Viola trimming some bushes in
the genie!).
"I want you to do something for me,
Viola," he blurted out. "It's about
Hector."
"Yes, Cy," nodded nein.
"I've got some news for him that
won't keep," proceeded Cy in a high
strain of excitement. "He's got to
come here to find nut what it is,"
"Why, Cy, you quite startle mei"
said Viola.
"You'll be more so when you know
what I'm up to," chuckled Cy. "Now
then, he'll come fur you. He might
not for me, you see, I want you to
telegraph him that you want to See
1irntlt once.
"Olt, Cy," demurred Violn, "haw dare
I do that? It might lend to his losing
his poeition."
"Ile won't want It any longer when
he sees me," cried Cy in a confldeet,
jubilant tone. "Don't distrust mb,
Viola. I know what I'm about, and
Hector will just about bless you when
he knows the great fortune I've got in
store for him."
His persuasive eloquence prevailed
and the telegram was dispetelied, Old
Cy did not sleep a wink that night.
He was at the Blake place fit daylight.
Ile was shaking all over with suspense
when Hector arrived.
"You sent for me, Viola," spoke Hec-
tor.
otNo, I (11d," sald Cy. "Ilector, boy,
you remember it was fifty-fifty in
whatever I fished up with that splen,
did outfit you gave lee."
"Why, so you insisted," replied Hec-
tor wonderingly.
"Well then, I was fishing in the riv-
er yesterday when my hook ceught in
something. I pulled 10 to find—this,"
and Cy drew from under his coat a
heavy manila envelope.
"And what Is that, 0y," inquired
Hector.
"Documents, securities, damaged
somewhat, but good as ever, They're
the same that those hereto% stole Ad
probably threw into the river as they
went over the bridge. Tile rewerd Is
ten theuarind dollarS, and you get half.
I reckon that w111 fix It so you won't
have io'rvalt two years to find u Mrs.
Vote& What do , VI I 2"
TOWARD ANOTHER RECORD
John G. Kent, Managing Director
of the Canadian National Exhibition,
who told the C. N. E. Directors on
Friday that the display space for
1926 had practically all been alloted.
He predicted, in ,particular, an ex-
pansion in the agricultural depart-
ment' of the Exhibition.
Migratory Birds,
Convention Act
A summary of the Migratory Birds
Convention Act is given below. This
is the law which is based upon the
Treaty with the 11 nited States, Any
enquiries concerning this law 'nay
- be addressed to the /Commissioner of
the Canadian National Parks, De-
partment of the Interior, Ottawa,
Open Seasons
Both Dates Inclusive: Ontario,
Ducks, Geese, Brant and Rails, Sept.
1 to Dec. 15; Wilson's or Zack
Snipe, and Greater and Lesser 'yel-
lowlegs, Sept. 1 to Dec. 15; Wdod-
cock Sept. 15 to Nov. 30.
Closed Seasons
There is a closed season through-
out the year in Ontario en Band -tail-
ed Pigeons, Eider Duck the latter
may be ta ken during the open sea-
son in that portion north of the Que-
bec, Cochrane, Winnipeg line of the
Canadian National Railway) Swans.,
Cranes, Curlew, Willets, Godwits, Up-
land Plover, Black -bellied and Gol-
den Plover, .Avocets, Dowitchers,
Knots, Oyster catchers, Phalapropes,
Stilts, Surfbirds, Turnstones, and
all the shore birds not provided with
an open' season in above sehedule.
There is a closed season ehrouteh-
out the year on the following non -
game birds: Auks, Anklets, Bitterns,
Fudmars, Gannets, Grebes, Guillem-
ots, Gulls, Herons, Jaegers, Loons,
Murres, Petrels Puffins, Shearwat-
ers, and Terns; and there is a closed
season throughout the year on the
following insectivorous birds:— Bob-
olinks, Catbirds, Chieadees, Ceek-
oos, Flickers, Fly -catchers, Gros-
beaks, Hummingbirds, Kinglets, Mar-
tins, Meadow-latk, Nighthawks or
Bull Bats, -Nuthatches, Thrushes, Vir-
eos, Warblers, Waxwings, Whipoor-
wills, Woodpeckers, and Wrens,
and all other perching birds which
feed entirely or chiefly on insects.
No person shall kill, hunt, cap-
ture, injure, take or molest 1111-
.0iatory game birds during the dos -
season. Sale t these birds is.
forbidded.
T he killing, eapturin, taking,
injuring or molesting of migratory
insectivorous and migratory non -
game birds is prohibited.
The possession of legally taken .
migratory game birds is allowed un-
til March 31st following the open
season it is an offence to kill or at-
tempt to kill any migratory birds be -
ween sunset and sunrise.
Bag Limits
Duck, 25; but not hum° than 200
in 0 season, Geese 15, Brant lb,
Rails 25, Greater and Lesser Yel-
lowlegs 15, Wilson's Snipe 25, Wood-
cock 10.
Guns and Appliances
The use of automatic (auto load-
ing), swivel, or machine guns, or
battery, or any gun larger than num-
ber 10 gauge is prohibited, and the
use of any areoplane, power -boat,
sail -boat, oe night light, and shoot-
ing from any horse-drawn or meter
vehicle is' prohibited.
Penalty
Every person who violates any pro-
vision of this Act or any regulation
shall, for each offence, be liable upon
summary conviction to a fine of not
STORY OF MISSING HEIR
"polo TELLSSTOHY AS WAItItt-
ING '1'0 JUNIOR
Large Amount Added to List of
Unclaimed Estates Every Year Ow-
ing to Mysterious Disappearances
—More Publicity Wanted.
An amazing amount of money is
added to the list of uuclaimed estates
every year through IllySlt•Ileith
dla-
ttppearatieoe, bays au Old Country
Paper. Persons vanish as completely
BS if they had stepped over the edge
of the world,, and funds to which
they are thee or become later entitled
remain dormant for decades, and in
the end may be recovered by those to
whom they belong, inheepplied by ras-
cally trustees, or eonip4etely for-
go then.
To facilitate the distribution of
such funds it is often necessary to
apply to the court for leave to pre-
sume the death Of a certain person.
Usually this is granted, even in cases
Whore the evidence is slight, A man
who had a reversionary interest in
64,000 disappeared, leaving no defi-
nite trace beyond his overcoat, which
was subsequently found on the side
railings of Clifton Suspension Bridge.
Nine years afterwards the death of
the man was presumed as occurring
on the date of his disappearance.
In similar circumstances the death
of a baronet's son was presumed fif-
teen Years after he had vanished. He
left London by the Irish mail for
Kingstown, and nothing more was
seen or heard of him. Next morning
his bag and umbrella, as well as a
book belonging to him, were found
on a steamer, but bis ticket was
never given up.
Astothar man disappeared in Aus-
tralia, and subsequently his two
'-wives"—one of whom he had "mar-
ried" in Australia and the other in
New Zealand—went to England, and
claimed his estate. Neither, however,
was successful. The death of the
man was subsequently presumed, and
his estate was divided .between his
two sisters.
But many applications to presume
death are refused as "too previous."
Madame Titiens, the famous singer
and tragic actress, left her large for-
tune to a relative, Peter Tietjen, who
had disappeared three years previous-
ly. He had then left Cardiff, where
he bad lived for some time, with the
expressed intention of going to South
America; but whether he did so could
not be established.
Periodically the next relatives,
with a view to obtaining the actress'
wealth, applied for leave to presume
Tietjen's death. Not till nearly twen-
ty years later, however, was it direct-
ed that ,it, after proper advertising,
the missing man or his heirs failed
to appear, it should be assumed that
he was dead.
A case of a similar kind is still
pending. Twenty-four years ago a
gentleman, who went to London on
business, Irani:died, and a month af-
terwards an announcement of his
death on a certain lady's yacht—
which was mentioned by naine—ap-
neared in several newspapors. On
:the face of things this was conclusive.
But no yacht of the name given WILY,
registered.
Two years subsequent to the dis-
appearance, moreover, the lady 0010
was to have married the gentleman
received by registered post an enve-
lope, addressed in a strange hand,
containing 7500 in notes, with
iitilting curd bearing the worth; in her
fianee's handwriting, "Was true to
you."
Several applications have been.
made to presume the death of the
vanished gen thititan—unsuecessfully,
the court apparently holding the view
that be is still in the land of the
living.
Some judges are averse from pre -
tanning death too easily, because they
have bad experience of the dangers
-of this. One used to tell a strange
story as a warning to younger intern -
bet's 05 the Bench.
I In connection with a sum of nioneY
,in Court, an application was made to
him to presume the death of a man
who bad gone abroad some twenty
or thirty years previously and had
completely vanished, Net being quite
satisfied with the evidence, the judge
ordered the case to stand over, stat-
ing that if anything could be produc-
ed to corroborate the strong pre-
sumption that already existed, he
would attend to it. Additional affi-
davits were accordingly flied, and
ultimately the death of the missing
man was presumed, and his lordship
made an order for the division of Mt!
fund.
This order was taken to the proper
office to be entered, and the clerk to
whom it was handed was the very
person whose death had been pre-
slmed before it was made! In his
early days, being in some difficulty,
he had fled the country. Then, after
effacing himself for some years, he
had returned under an assumed name.
A singular feature of this incident
was that he bad no previous knowl-
edge of the money being in court,
and that if the order had been given
to another clerk, instead .of to tom,
he would have been deprived of his
right to it.
In another case., which occurred
only a few menthe ago, a man, who
was legally presumed to be dead, an-
nounced from South Carolina that he
was very much alive. The publicity
given to the application had brought
him to life again. ••
Sometimes, however, there is no
haste. in presuming death. Perhaps
the most belated of all such applica-
tions was one made in 1909 in regard
to a Chancery fend of d700, which
Was awaiting distribution -among
those entitled to it. The person
whose death was then presumed had
been born to .7753.
Still, any uncertainty With regard
to the fate of missing people where
money is coecerned, is very unsatis-
factory, so It is desirable, as Lord
Merrivale said recently, that greater
publicity should be given to inquiring
for persons wanted to "bear of some-
thing to their advantage,"
more, than three hundred dollars and
and neither ca.used nor inereasnd by' reed -
Myopia.
not less than ten dollars, oy to bei- Illetensive tests OS stated to have
prisonment for''a term not exceed- proved that shod eight, or myopia, is
lug six menthe, or to both fine
imprisonment, '
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JEWELER WROXETER
Mr, Joynt Stands
By His Beer Vote
Not Retiring Because of His Farnout,
Position, He Says
(London Advertiser)
Wingham, July 30.—John Joynt,
Lucknow, M.P.P. for North Huron, is
retiring from -public life at the close
of the next session of the Ontario
Legislature. If there is a provincial
election before another session he
will not to a candidate.
Mr. Joynt has promised himself a
year's trip around the world, in corn-
Pany with Mrs. Joynt and,. according
to an interview with The Advertiser,
Ite said that he leaves on his long ex-
cursion late in November or early in
Decereber, ey way of England and
the continent.
Some weeks ago Mr. Joynt an-
nounced positively that he would not
again contest. the North Huron riding
for the legislature, a riding which he
has •eepresented since 1919, thereby
making way for E. R. Wigle, God'.r-
ich,. for -Centre Huron, whose
riding has disappeared under the A:-
Lcent h er eftelidsetVbaiuctoionnvenb hYettrsel:e tile; taey,
r
eomb delay in making his 'decision,
declined to let his name even go to
a ballot, and in so doing announced
his intention of retiring from the poli-
tical field.
The resolutions committee at the
convention introduced a resolution of
appreciation to Mr. Joynt for "his
long and veined services to the. Con-
servative party."
Following an outline of his efforts
to have hydro power rates reduced in
Huron County and a fiat rate intro-
duced in Ontario on the score that
hydro is n public provincial utility
Mr. Joynt, in response to jokingly'
insistent ealls from the audience, dis-
cussed his vote in the House as a
temperance man in support of 4.4
beer.
"Attorney -General W. F. Nickle is
-
a brilliant man," said Mr. Joynt, "and
one of the ablest men in all Canada.
And it was because he sponsored 4.4
beer that I voted for it, I put all rny
faith, my honor, my everything at
stake on Mr. Nickle's word in his
five-hour speech in the Horse. He
said it was 'a temperance drink, Pure.
and simple; and surrounded by plenty
of safeguards.' It was a temperance
amendment to the Ontario Temper-
ance Ace. That's what it was, It
WaS. a good measure, and I voted for
11 conscientiously, That is not the
reason I did not stand at this con-
vention to -day. I stand up for my
vote on 4.4 beer just as for all the
other votes I cast while member of
the House and representative for'
North
In Days of Old'.
In these days of modern apart -
can recall the pleasure derived on
a rainy day from climbing the old
attic .stairs, and, 'to the tune ot
raindrops.' pattering on the tin
roof, reminaging in one of the
numerous trunks or boxes under
the eaves, or settling down in a
comfortable spot to pore over the
g05 a y othr 101 ef flea wor pages of back numbers of a popu,
lar magi,azine.
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