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DERE are no toilers willing to stay upon the faint; to
town they all are drilling; the hayfield has no therm. I •
hear the faszuens watlirlg as they go forth to plow; tlidir
etandhys all are failing. there are no ]bred men now. The yeo-
man braves his motley. and cries, "Who'll work for me?" And
(:eople drink its funny lee dire distress to see. The farmer :.00hs
the village, imploring leuslt7 hien to help 11I)11 -with his tillage
and raise big gripe again. He offers princely wages, he'd throw
a chrome in, ail all the village sages just sit around and grits.
'1'lte farmer'„ reeling acres won't roll up ample crops; his money -
has no takers, no helper with him stops. There is no stalwart
bumpkin to help him bale his wheat, he cannot thresh the pump-
kin or shuck the sugar beet. The population's shifting to towns,
we plainly see, and whither are we drifting, my friends, when
such things be? If I were only younger I'd farm a strip of
ln;um and help to thwart the hunger that threatens every hone.
The farm lands of the nation must grow string beans and oats,
or we shall have starvation, and lose our valued goats.
First 1,000 Miles Are Important.
The dealer has just left your new
car at the door, and you invite the
family to go for a short ride t) esn'ti
the engine sound powerful and quiet?
Your testa all are met satislaeawily,'
and you realize that it msane sun.'
flowers and red blood and that it with
pay its cost in health for you wadi
yours. But—are you interested ine
year car's health? Do yea intend to;
keep it fit front the start? Of tourse
you do.
After the first trip take a wrench)
and go over every nut and bolt on the
oar to snake certain that all are ti;,ht.j
The engine parts should get especial.
attention, for a defect here will re
suit in misfiring and pour carburetion.'
Make your inspections frequently for'
the first 1,('110 utiles, until the ear'
will have worn in somewhat. Then;
you can relax your vigilance a bit.
Make a thorough study of the in-;
struction book. Look at the lubriea
tion chart and familiarize yourself;
with the location of every grease cup'
and oil hole. Then see that all are'
kept filled properly. This will insure
against worn parts or scored bear -i
ings and, incidentally, allow you tot
learn the lubrication system thorough-
ly.
When an automobile is built the
engine has been run but little, and
the parts are fitted tight to make them
snug after the stiffness has worn off.
The car will not show much speed
until these parts wear in. So don't
exceed twenty-five•miles an hour until
your speedometer registers 1,000
utiles. By so doing each part will
"find itself" and you will be perfectly
safe in exceeding thirty miles an hour.
If you force a car before it has ob-
tained the 1.000 miles it will result
in a noisy engine and premature re-
pairs.
Drain off the oil every 500 miles and
replace it with fresh. You will be
surprised at the quantity of grit and
dirt that conies from the crank case.
The hearings and pistons throw off
small particles of metal which, unless
you remove them with the old o1, will
work into the beeringe aiiit rause
trouble. Perhaps your engine wv111
Show a tendency to overheat when
new. Don't let. this worry you, for
is merely the friction caused in wear-
ing oil' the rough surfacee of the en -
gin,, Drive intelligently and just give
her plenty of oil and water. and soon
this trouble will d'sappear.
Every now and then the .new car
should be jacked up, the wheels shaken
and the looseness removed. As the
bearings become accustomed to their
work the need for adjustment will go
away.
Be careful of your gasoline adjust-
ment on the dash. Do not leave it
'rich' any longer than ie necessary,(
for this results in an extra amount of
gasoline getting into the engine, which
will, of course, thin the oil.
The body cleaning should be clone
very carefully for the first month or
so. Use a simple flow -of water with-
out spray or Lorre, If you don't the
finish will be marred, The longer you
drive without unnecessary cleaning
the harder the varnish will become.
Helpful Taints.
Do not allow the engine to race or
to run when the car is standing. Self-
starters are made to be used and is
good for the battery to be operated
intelligently,
IKcep the tires fully inflated --soft
tires consume power as well as de-
stroy themselves.
Keep the carburetor adjusted at the
leanest possible mixture—a lean mix-
ture reduces carbon deposits,
Don't try to economize by purchas-
ing the "just as good" oil. Buy the
right, best grade and change the sup-
ply about every 500 utiles. You will
find this the most economical in the
long run,
If you follow the car driven by an
expert you will notice that he main-
tains a constant speed, that he does
not loaf along and then suddenly jump
to forty miles an hour. You use more
gasoline when you accelerate. Select a
safe driving speed, making only grad-
ual speed changes when it is neves-
Bary.
Save the Trees.
The giant plants which we call trees
suffer almost as much from man's de-
predations as do the wild animals of
the earth.
If mankind were to be wiped oft the
earth, the entire land surface of the
latter would in time be covered with
forests, save only the deserts. Trees
are the dominant form of vegetation.
Inasmuch as wood le one of our chief
necessaries, It might be supposed that
anxious care would be taken to con-
serve the forests; but. on the contrary,
the habit of the human animal has
been to destroy them recklessly.
Whole region; in China, which
otherwise would be highly productive
to -day, have been converted into de-
serts by wholesale tree destruction
which was largely accomplished be-
fore the dawn of European history.
We ourselves, in Canada. must con-
serve our priceless heritage of forest
lands, and curb the fire demon which
yearly destroys vast areas of value -
able timber.
In Europe the leseues of an older
civilization have taught prudence, and
the forests are farmed with paiustak-
ing care, yielding regular crops, Be-
fore long we shall be obliged, whether
willing or not, to adopt the same mode
of procedure.
British Dominions.
Canada, with nearly 4,000,000 square
miles, Is the largest of the British do-
minions; the smallest is Gibraltar,
lees than two miles square.
The Legitimate Ian .ii -Stock
Laughter le the great dissofveut, the
great lubricant. Without it the world
would he inconceivably hard and dry
and barren. It relieves the social
strain, offers a charming, flower -
strewn path to close acquaintance,
turns aside anger, Mellows greed and
care and ambition, throws quarrels in-
to the dust heap and gives friendship
now and pleasant zest and perman-
ence, Laughter is the sunshine of life.
But even laughter has its rough
lining. These who most abound with
it and who are most. gifted in its vans -
nue cltarni are likely to be thoughtless
in the use of 11. it i0 such a treasure
;n itself, so profitable and so delight-
ful, that it Is welcomed from any
eource, 13th we 13011 too .:,icily not only
t 1 aitrlpl., natiu•n3 01101000)110 laugh-
ter but to laughter that is bar: 11, bitter
end even cruel. When wo get our
laughter from the doieg,, of -others-•
:no i'V"ryone'e eohigs supply enough
of it to those who know how to look --
We are 111,110 to wound and iujnre, not
with the least intention of doing so,
but merely because we are thinking
more about our laughter than about
their lives, more about laughter than
about love•
But there Is one legitimate lauglt-
Just Man It
A fire was destroying the village.
There was no water system, no chem-
ical equipment or other modern ap-
paratus for fire fighting. A few men
had tried to work the old village hand
engine but had given up because it
leaked and appeared to be out of
order. There were not enough men to
work the little machine that the life-
savers had brought, and, though indi-
viduals were trying to save what they
could from their burning homes, no
common effort of any kind was being
made against the flames.
No one saw the steamer Virgin:a
plowing up the river, but a few min-
utes later a ringing cheer sounded,
and the people turned and saw three
companies of soldiers from the fort
racing up the hill toward the village.
One company clambered over houses
with buckets, axes and wrecking bars
to destroy or save as ordered, and two
companies manned the idle fire en-
gines. Soldiers leaped to the machines
wherever they could lay a hand, and
some who could net get outside the
handles got imide. Otlncrs got on ton
and locked arms simply to hold the
jumping machines down. When one
man quit a dozen tried to get his place.
The work that had been impossible
for a few men was fun for the crowd,
and two powerful steams of water
were quickly thrown upon the flames,
Before the people could realize it, the
fire was out and the danger was over.
There had been nothing really the
matter with the old machines. They
simply needed to be manned, The same
is true in many a situation to -day.
Sin sweeps through our villages and
into our lives because, for one reason,
we are not willing to co-operate with
the church in its fight against it.
People say that the church has failed
because it has poor preachers; that
the parish quarrels; that there is no
vested choir.
True, the meeting house le a bit old-
feshioined, like the old hand fire en-
gine; but all that it needs is men. If
in stock, one at grhir.Il we may laugh you man it, it will work as well as
gever. If every one of us does 1115 part,
I all day and most of the night and do the church will sucoessfully combat
no harm, one on which we can exor- the forces of sin that too often have
cine an the cruelty we please and not
,be true. at 1s oiluSevas,
1 Th 1 We can 1100355. swept through our village and our
fray Um sharpest harshest things on
that topic; but we know that we shall
tth if w do shall say
no say em, o, e
1 them in such a way as to get the maxi-
mum of amusement with the minimum
of damage.
We can la.ttgh at our mistakes, and
what a field it is! Plenty of kind
friends will laugh at them for us, if
we do not, and often by the very fact
of laughing at them We remedy them,
so far as tliey-ean be remedied. We
can laugh at our sufferings; even
when they are strange and terrible
laughter will win more sympathy than •
wailing. At any raw. it will help us
to hear and perhaps to forget.
Above all, we can laugh at our
triumphs and suceeeas. That is the
most difficult. But hero again ours
friends will gladly help us. If we
forestall them, it wonderfully in-
creases their 'tenderness. To view our
greatest achievements under the as-
pect of eternity is cure to make them
and us gently ridiculous, and there is
nn better cure for the dreadful plague
of self-conceit.
The Giver of the Gift
Divine.
Goes striden through the mar-
ket -place,
And cries his own munificence
That men may see and know
hes face.
But when the sleeper twilight
falls,
The,giver of the gift divine
Comes through the shadow of
the boughs.
And parts the tangle of the
vine.
And by all dim and devious
ways
Steals of to tho Beloved's
place,
And leaves his offering, and'
flees,
Lest the Beloved see his face.
Life in Esthonia
Esthonia, one of the new republics
of the Baltic, was formerly one of
the provinces of Russia. In Mr. Nevin
0. Winter's account there is a very
interesting glimpse of an unfamiliar
land. Esthonia cannot be called beau-
tiful, he says, for it has neither the
rugged picturesqueness of the moun-
tains nor the well -cultivated and pros-
perous appearance of fiat countries,
such as Belgium and holland. Neither
is it large, although it is not much
smaller in -area than Ilolland, Belgium
or Denmark.
In some respects it is an undevelop-
ed land, for the farming has never
been scientific. Seven per cent. of the
population awit almoet two-thirds of
the land, and these landowners are al-
most all "Balts"—German in speech
and sympathies.
Villages are not scattered over Es-
thon'a as aver Russia. As a rule, the
peasant lives in a detached cottage
built of logs. IIe is paid about fifty
dollars a year for his labor by the
landlord and is allowed certain perqui-
chickens. He is given firewood, and
a few gallons of kerosene, and is per-
mitted to cultivate about an acre for
his pot^toes and garden truck. He is
given almost a ton of rye for his
bread, some wheat and peas, and some
straw and hay for his stock.
"A poor man can never get any-
where," an old Esthonian peasant once
said to enc. "If it had not been for i
my boys I could hardly have kept
even. We must have the land now.
We have paid for it time and again.
These Baits can go back to their Ger-
many and be thankful that they
escaped with their lives."
The old peasant is not far wrong.
There --is a saying current along that
coast that Esthonia is an Elysium for
the noble, a heaven for the clergy,
a mine of gold for the stranger, but
a hell for the peasant.
WAS 11-1e...
NAME.
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NAME. OF 11 -IE.
65.1,4E.R.AL WHO
SAID "t 'DIE -
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NAPPY.
Locomotives That Rin Backw.tad
A rather omens type of locoltiative '
is that In nae by a big Western 'United
States system. This engine rune cub
first, the mmoltestaelt bringing up In
tho'rear.
I'Ixpt'rtotco gained in operating these
engines through tunnele and snow-
sheds has • proved the desirability of
placing the engine •caw where a bet-
ter view of the track can be obtained.
Accordingly this type was designed to
131)1 with the 11nchux ottl brat, and the
tender back of the sniuke-box. With
a coal -burning Iocnntutive each a plats
would, of course, be impracticable,
but no eiliiculty is eacounterod when
using oil as fuel. -
In this design the cab is entered
through the side doorways, readied
by suitable ladders. An unobstructed
view of the track is obtained through
the front windows. The cab fittings
are conveniently arranged within easy
reach of the engineman, who occupies
the rlghtlulnd side when looking
ahead. The ltagennet power gear is
employed, and its cylinder le placed
as on the previous locomotives. With
this gear so placed it has boon 1leeee-
em'y to rim a shrift 001005 the boiler
back -head, h1 order to mem connec-
tion with the operating lever. This
i euenl love o• to
A4a • lie alit, ilk t 1 1 v In 1 y
teri'ores with the Convenlmte0 of the
cab sittings,
The nein frames are securely
braced, under the cab, by 3t steel ease
htg, to which the bumper is bolted.
The latter supports a stub Met, The
bumper is placed well forward to
protect the comments of the cab from
buffing and culllslen shocks, The
deck -plate at the smoke -box end of the
euglne is of cast steel and is provided
with a chatingbluck and a suitable
pocket for ilia tender drawbar. The
toaster is of the standard design, with
rectangular tank and equipped for ell -
burning locomotives.
The Swan Song of the Last
House Fly.
0 than that sittest by the tine
And smltest wildly when I come
To settle on my heart's desire,
The baldness of thy cranium—
Blest member of the biped race,
In sock and ,slipper warmly shod,
Bethink thee in what evil case
Chill Autumn finds the hexapod,
If on the fender's shiny knob
I lain would find a gentle beat,
Too soon I feel a scorching throb
Pervade my tender vacuous feet.
And if to ease the smart I turn.
And squat me on the windowpane,
I find that cold no less can burn,
So spread my weary wings again.
No warmth is in the painted door,
And all too rough the papered wall;
And if I light upon the floor,
The carpet tickles worse than all.
Though once too often I defy
Thy lifted stand and meet my fate,
I know no fairer place to die
Than on thy comfortable pate.
And when this world is left behind,
What shall come after? There's the
rub.
My awn hope is that I shall find
Nirvana in Beelzebub.
"REG'LAR FELLER S"—By Gene Byrnes
The Daily Letter.
Your daily letter from the front!
It came
A message sweet and eacred,
telling me
You lived, 0 heart of mine! how
blest to see
The dear, familiar lines, when
battle's flame
Was past; to know you safe and
just the same!
And every precious letter head-
ed free;
"On active service," brought an
ecstacy
Of hope and longing, leen& with
dreams of fame.
Your daily letter from the Trout!
This said.
No, no! It could no be that you
were dead!
This sent mo all the love you
had! said you
Were proving up the lino; and
dear and true,
To the last you wrote. But when
Your letter came
You'd left the litre; and an im-
mortal name.
The Passing of the Kimono.
A class in dressmaking for Japanese
who wish to learn how to make west-
ern costumes has been opened in
Tokio, Japan. It is being conducted
by Miss Hanaya Sakamoto, who has
studied in the United States and Cana-
da. The class is attended by a num-
ber of the wealthier women of Tokio,
who are among the first to adept the
new fashions of dressing their child-
ren as western mothers de, and who
wish to learn to matte underclothes as
wall as outer garments.
The picturesque kimono is giving
way before the more convenient and
economical skirt or trousers. Economy
seems the greatest argument in favor
of our commonplace Western costume.
For everyday wear, to be sure, the
Japanese have kimonos which cost
rather less than our everyday clothes,
but when they dress up their costumes
are exceedingly expensive.
Haut Doctor's Miracles
Plant doctors and plant creators at
Cambridge University are engaged in
a series of progressive miracles, Acres
of land on the outskirts of Cambridge.
in England are growing literally Hun-
dreds of brand new varieties of
wheats, barleys, oats and potatoes;
and many of these illustrate strange-
ly newly discovered secrets of her-
edity
Sonne of the varieties are bred
chiefly for yield. There is a new
'Wheat, known as "Yeoman," which
has yielded 12 quarters to the acre.
That is three times an ordenary crop
—an event Of real world importance.
But perhaps the most startling dis-
coveries of the new science are in
producing plants that are proof
against specific diseases. The Cam-
bridge botanists or doctors have now
reached such a pitch that, as one of
them said, they can matte almost
sure of breeding plaits that are ab-
solutely resistant to certain dis-
eases. At present they are most
eagerly in pursuit of the potato that
shall be immune from the wart or
scab disease, lately threatening to be-
come a national calamity. But a
special investigator is being turned
on to each of the more common farm
products—wheat, oats, barley, pota-
toes and roots.
The results are to be shown in the
summer to a distinguished assembly
of the medical profeseion, The infer-
ence is that this strange secret of
heredity known as the Mendelian law,
by which the Cambridge botanists are
helped to their most striking success-
es, may be applied to men and other
animals as well as plants!
One Was Enough. .
Visitor—"I wonder you don't stick
up a scarecrow to keep the birds off."
Farmer --"No? Wull, yew see I be
about yere most times meself."
A Rioh Man.
"I know a man who thinks lie's poor,
But he is rich, Mcleod,
Ile has a chair, a friend who's sure,
And throe good books to read!"
Queerly Named Bibles
Almost any child that has attended
a religious ,school knows that the word
Bible means boost, but it really means
"books;" as the collection bound with-
in one volume is a library of books
written during more than twenty cen-
turies.
According to "The Baltimore Ameri-
can," the first Greek Bible was the
Septuagint, thus called because of the
employment of seventy (or seventy-
two) translators in making it train
the Hebrew. The first great Laths
Bible was translated by St. Jerome, in
the fifth century, and called the Vul-
gate, -front vulgare, to make ]mown,
Several English translations were
shade before the authorized or Icing
James version in 1011, so called be-
cause made under direction of James 1,
Crannier'sy or the Groat Bible, print-
ed in enormous size so that it night
be read by the people in churches, had
been published in 1530 and afterward
revised by seven bishops as the "Mgt -
ops' Bible."
It was the Geneva Bible (1560)
which •gained the name "Breeches
Bible," because the word aprons in
Genesis ill, 7, was translated
"breeches."
Russian Humor
Por suc(inatreplies and nt isivoueee
it would be delimit to equal tato ltue•
01011 petteme girl whom it magazine
writer (300(01104 110 coming to hint in
tulswer to ]tis call for a reek. The
knob turned and an arm pr'eseed
heavily agnieet, the door, ho Days, but
nothing budged.
"Unlocic!" ordered n voice outside.
"Not ucedfnl, nirea31y iutlocked1" :I
repl led.
Upon which a powerful shoulder wee
applle31 (11 well. Door, frame 11(131 leg
wall crealtecl. Somtethht1 pier had to
glue; there 103(5 at WW1 el ick and a
sln•lek of rending llhrco, a greet splint -
or ripped off the doorframe and ti
placid poo.aant girl proceedea Meal?
and serenely into the room.
she..
"Be In good health.,,
0:11(1
"Sit down,;" mild I,
She seated herself faring me and
breathed a deep sigh. I hastily weight-
ed down the Renee papers 00 1ny desk
"So Mefodi sent thee to mo?" I
asked,
"Sent," echoed the shrill vole.
"How de they call thee?"
"Thee."
"By Irina."
"To thea how many yeare?"
"To me?"
"To thee."
"Twenty and some."
At times tho "some" proves to be
twenty-five, but in this case It is evi-
dent that It is not,
"Art married?"
"I?"
"Thou."
"Praise God!"
For which? Now we know no more
than we diol before. But if site is, lis
will soon bo living in the kitchen, too,
and we shall know within a for, days
at latest.
"Genet cook?"
The "Vinegar Bible" received that
name because, although printed at the
fatuous Clarendon Press in 1717, the
headline of Luke yx liar) the word
vinegar instead of vineyard.
There is also the "Beer Bible;"
which has the word beer for strong
„h„
"Thou."
"Can."
"oaust cook well
"Nichevo!"
Isere is a useful word! Literally it
metas "neither nt what"; 1L is gener-
ally translated "nothing," but it can
mean anytllillg, If you asked a suf-
fering soldier in hospital if the pain
was (lard to bear and he replied
"Nichevo," there would be no doubt
what he meant. Or if ynu had occas on
to say, "Num, if you mind my k'ssing
you, you (lave only to say so,' and olio
replied "Nichevo" again. you 0011111
know exactly what site meant. But
this answer of Irina'; Is a poror. I)oo.;
it mean that she tau (colt nothing at
all, or nothing to speak of, or nothing
to complain of? 1 decided to try an-
other tack.
"What met cook?"
,.I?„
"Thou."
"What is it wished you to cook?"
Wltat, indeed? Worse and wease,
How do I know what I want cooked?
I never }Vag a housewife before and
for the life of me all th•lt I can think
of is ham and eggs. I know very well
that we don't want ham and eggs.
Moreover, where should We get the
halm --and whore should we get rho
eggs? Surely 100 only thing to do is
to take her on 0031 try her. So Irina
agrees to come for eighty rubies a
month, and establishes herself In our
kitchen,
Savages Worship Mushroom
God.
In or about the edges o£ woods one
occasionally comes across an unpleas•
ant -looping umbrella -shaped mush-
room with a rod or orange -colored top
that is covered with a slimy exuda-
tion. Now and then, strange to say,
people eat 1t. They die,
drink In Isaiah xxiv, 9, Its sumo is very attractive to files.
Tho "Treacle Ilible" reads: "There They gather upon it and Lhev die. In
is no more treacle at Gilead" ins oad I Europe this species of rnt.,shroom is
used as a substitute for fly -paper,
The horrible - smelling "clat'arns"
mushroom is. believed in Prance to
cause cancer, French people call it
the "cancer mushroom," Another
species, which grows on olive trees,
is so luminous at night that one can
see to read by it.
The Germans, for ligllting clgaes,
use a queer sort of Gilder Mat is pre-
pared from a kind of mushroom, Beat-
on out, steeped in a soluttou of salt-
peter and dried.
An Aslatio species (Polyporus squa•
mous) serves ae materiel tor razor -
strops, Cut In autumn from the ash
trees on w111011 It 'grows if is dried,
flattened in a press and split into
slices, which are glued upon strips of
wood, Its efficiency for etroppitlg else,
DOM is due t0 minute crystals it con-
tains, hard enough to net on geol.,
Other hinds of mnehrooms aro used
for making ink, for etanchieg the flow
of blood and (hi Lapland) for killing
bedbugs. A liiurogoan species is 01-
pleyod to stupefy bees, and certain
"puffballs" are said to have anosthetic
proporl.ies. Tribes of semi -savages
111 nortliwestoru Asia utilize a Mush-
room for snuff, But most curtain; of
all is the Polyporus sewer, which in.
Africa is worshiped as a gorl,
of "Is there no balm in Gilead?" -(Jere-
miah x11, 23)1
The so-called "Whig Bible" has the
word placemakers In the sentence,
"Blessed are the peace -makers."
The "Wicked Bible" omits the word
"not" from the commandment, "Thou
shalt not commit adultery" (Exodus
xx, 4,
The "Bug Bible" (1551) gots ite name
front the rendering of Psalm xci, 5:
"So thou shalt not need to bo afraid
of any bugs by night, nor for the ar-
row that flyeth by day,"
The first edition of the authorized
version contained a misprint in Ruth
it, 15, the word "he" being substituted
for "she," so it was called the "He
Bible," The next edition, published
in the same year, in which the word is
corrected, is called the "She Bible,"
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To read to little and think a lot is
more profitable than to read a tet and
think a little. --Jean Blewett.
With an 'English one -pound Halo a
British soldier stationed on the Rhino
bought a leather eerie containing three
t1a?r.8 of ,good scissors, a snake -skin
aa00..a huge shaving brnsh of
real badger hair ane
other odds and ends, At the normal
rate of exchange his purchases were
worth at Toast thirty-five dollars, or
more than seven times what he paid
for t11em.