The Brussels Post, 1919-4-17, Page 3JOKE.
Typical
Vl'iLHE,Lh1'S
Typical of Se-Kelser's "Her::or" and
of His Courtiers' Servility.
Writhe; in the (einem review, We1t-
buochne, Joieuiu'.; Fire h t1 tereveels
•
aunut Intere:,tiu;: faele lee:teeing the
sycuph.uttie coiiLi:re who formed the
circle o1' IV111i•tnh Hee f•tveeit'••1.
While t% t, hl,;g the ;arid 1 , -e at
tin litcl 1 tI i to 11101 Ihm 1S't!ehe
lead to Sign •.enna Stab pepnt•il.
To all ltdin'ral standing near the
Kai:;ot' )mut. ton+d. "'f heels i, a Imre
Willi It1: tinenewat- 1 itltottl l
a glass of clu,mpee t_' "At yetis ser-
vice, Stajoety," replied lite ailmilul,
Who t•ttali dl eeleegtom gt•t a ! ti l of
champagne, ehielt he banded to hls
monarch w (1It u low how.
glass, eh til 1
\Vilhohn ilrault Leif the g
enL out in the bridge, deueeth
Which were (len. von llnbelte and
the ofilcere of his brlllii nt vide.
"IitiItukt," shouted the Emperor,
"You would like loom clutntpm one,
too," tied as the general turned his
fare upwards.. to reply, ':\'il') 101 pour-
ed the remainder of his glass over
hint.
"Your Majesty is tort onl ins," was
General IIahnke's manly retort to thl:1
bisalt, while the resat of the st.,to
roared with h.utghtor.
Wilhelm returned in holetrr:tltsly
good humor to the clerk cabin and de-
manded d sots thing to t._ht. 1'h0 at-
tentive admiral reeked to fetch some
caviar sandwiches.
Wilhelm reue:r'ed tho butter and
the caviar from one,. and, enter;ar,g
onee more ort the 1t l ige, simute;i:
Iiubmke, you weubl like some cnvltr
s.,ndwie'lhet•. I um sure."
As (leoeral IIuhnke Inekeil up to
murmur hie lhank•t 1\' lh. 1 threw ll:t
remnant of broad in his f.ce \t,::in.
Geucr.il 1L:l ilt., with a coolly, how,
replied --••Your 11lajeety- is too gran
‚inc.,
This was a typical scene, says Fis-
chiu't.
THE VALUE OF DIAMONDS.
Gems Are Occasionally Discovered of
a Yellow or Deep Orange color.
The 38S -%;-.rat diamond which has re-
coolly been fonnd in the 3agersfon-
teiu Mine In South Africa proraleee to
he worth an enormous sum of money,
The reason is that its color is the rano
and beautiful blue -white,
'lite. ,lope Diamond, meet famous of
'stares, weighs, only 45 carats,
pot has clieneed hands at :Memo,
Of all the South African mines the
Jagersfolttelu is the only one that
yields the blue -white stones. Before
tlitunonds were found in South Africa
it was only in belie that these bluo
stones were found.
South African diamonds are apt to
bo yeilowhhh or "off color," and these
stones are far less vaheible than pure
white diamonds, Canary yellow
stenos are often found, and some that
are quite brown.
Kimberley yields good white stones;
those found at Dutoltspan are usually
yellowish, while the Bultfontein is
known for its curious spotted gems,
The Premier or Wessolton Mine
gives large anti very beautiful cry-
stals of a deep orange color. These
aro so flawless that in spits of their
color they often fetch large prices.
Borneo yields the most remarkable
range of colored diamonds found any-
where in the world. From thence come
not only yellow stones, but rose red,
bluish, smoky and pure black stones,
The Borneo diamonds, like the Atts-
tlalian, are extremely hard.
There is no example known of a
largo- red diamond. Red is, indeed,
the rarest color of all. and proportion-
ately valuable. But all diamonds, even
the black sort, are valuable. If they
cannot be made into ornaments they
can bo used for edging boring tools.
The Secret of the Dress Bill.
I remember, says a writer in the
Methodist Times, the indignation ex-
pressed in a certain circuit because
the minister's wife looked so well
dressed, They were sure she couldn't
afford it. On lady said—"She looks
s"—
a
like duchess"—and d es and she did. In
k o%v
the exact amount &ea spent on her
clothes, It was 1.%aredibly little. Her
secret was- ',?ew things, as well cut
as I can afford:
styles that won't
'date;' and n.central color scheme for
my whole wardrobe, so that every-
thing tones." The "fancy counter" at
sales, with its tumbled laces and
rather faded ribbons, never inveigled
her, "I won't look like a jumble sale,"
sire said.
The Business Instinct.
Americana aro generally supposed to
"lick creation" hi the readiness with
which they turn the affairs of the
moment to business account, but they
have no monopoly of that characteris-
tic. Hero is an advertisement from
the agony column of the London
Times, which shows that at least one
Frenchman has a keen eye for pot-
albilities of money -Malting Which the
war ,has loft itt its tranht---
"Yprea,---The Belgian Government
having decided to preserve the ruing of
Y ret lntat•C 1
pwith to dispose of land
titrated boar the town, on Ypres-
Hooge Road, suitable tor hotel Foi-
full information write to Julien Dotni-
cent, ,c."
Giant Itussi-an sunflowers at the O
A-
lege Of Agriculture, Saskatoon, pre,
123 d' too
and one-half thetas an
ltilteli fodder to the acre as corn, and
wag to every Way as satlsfaetoity ag
corn for malting PrOtQ ltd
Bracken is recotemenddng the Il'gs'-
WW1 sunflower for planting in this
drier areas Of Western aahada, The
plant ie well spoken of in MotltaTh&„
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that in, e n 1 . in
stropped r ty 1::t!, velors
an adze ve 1,' i Gar.•, and
calves tet
after- o:actitlg of which you
complain.
Not so with the AutoStrop
Razor. For tee: self -strop -
pine feature, you see, reforms
tht: saw -like edge that results
from shaving, and provides
you with a sherp blade for
every shave. The beauty or
it is you don't have to re-
move the blade from the
razor to sharpen it, nor do
you have to take the
AutoStrop Razor apart to
Clean it. From first to last—
etropp!ia;, shaving, and clean-
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razor.
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HARNESSING THE
SUNBEAMS' POWER
SOLAR MOTOR INVENTED BY A
CANADIAN SCIENTIST.
New Gift to Humanity Has Enormous
Possibilities in Medical and
Industrial Fields.
When Jules Verne wrote his great
Hoek "Twenty Thousand Leagues Un-
der the Sea" it was deemed to be the
greatest piece of imaginary fiction
ever produced, but now all that was
contained in that book, and more, has
00100 to pass and is being taken as a
matter of course. So much is it a
matter of course that the next genera-
tion will not remember the time when
men knew not the floor of the sea.
When Hans Anderson wrote his
tale of a fairy riding a sunbeam he
little thought that the time would
comp when the power of sunbeams
would heat our homes, do our. cooking,
run our factories and drive horseless
carriages to and fro over the 'face of
the earth; and yet the time is com-
ing, and that soon, when all these
Wonders and many more shall be ac-
complished, and the next getheration
will bo as familiar with the power of
concentrated sunbeams as we of the
present generation are with the power
of steam, gasoline and water.
However, there is nothing new un-
der the sun. Coal Prom which we pro-
duce beat and steam le just the stored -
up, concentrated energy of sunbeams.
It is the power of the sun that evapo-
rates the Water of low level and car-
ries it back to the highlands so that
it may furnish us with power as it
again seeks the low levels, It has
long been recognized that the sun is
the source of all energy, and it is by
the proper harnessing of this known
power that the problem of the world's
s
supply of fuel and mechanical cal enor
gY
is to be solved.
The supply is as free as air and as
1 ntiful It is estimated that n every
0 O eV
Y
lour square feet of surface between
the equator and the 45th parallel there
is a wastage of the equivalent of one
horsepower of energy, It is stated
that the power of the sunbeams tilling
on the dock of a steamship is greater
than the steam power required to
drive her.
Long a Puzzle to Scientists.
Many scientific minds have dreamed
ani fttudied unl striven to cs
ylt
ct
a hareem; that woold lit the elusive
sunbeam and compel It to serve Miall
directly Instead of indirectly.
In 18!13, John I•Itiessen, n t4wt•tll9h
scleutlat, coir trusted an apparaLut
which dmnon. UaLe l the possibilities
of the tete of Cm power of sunbeams
for tnerlt,tnlcal purposes. Ile secured
the puwor 111 the area sit Ills apltarel:us,
Mit itt 11 to concentrate it.
In 11113, the Shuman 13 others es.
tnbltthe l a "Suit Niter ht hgylt, by
trhi,h tl,y auceeecled in developing
theel:an..: 1 power at the retic, of sixty-
three here -power per acre of reflector
e:•.le .td. that 114tio, however. wits not
F u!iieiettt for practice' purposes, and.
like J'Iricasun, the Shuman Brothers
had failed to cuneentrate the power
sufficiently to make their scheme prac-
ticable. ,
For many, many years sele..tists
have failed in their efforts to make
the sunbeams do practical work, al-
though they fully aurceedeil iu de-
monstrating that the power is there
In abundance. They have all said
that some day ono would accomplish
definite results, and now Dr. W. J.
Ilarvey, eye specialist and nlembor of
the Itoyal College of Science, Toronto,
has succeeded in doing that which
will carry his name dawn through the
ages as one of the great benefactors
of the race. Dr. Hervey has succeed-
ed where others had failed. By a
combination of small mirrors ho has
succeeded in gathering the' sunbeams
and concentrating their heat at one
Point. So thoroughly has ho done his
work that apparently there is no limit
to the intensity of the heat that may
lie obtained at the point of concentra-
tion. -
Great Benefit to Mankind.
In practice, this new servant will do
wonders for Its masters. We have
only to think of the uses that unllmlt-
CLEAN MINTING.
Turkish Compile/Olt to the f e-e
l Air
Force.
In great ronirast to tho Germans,
the Turks were elven 1
over llu3' knew that in Mlle+ iirit.sh
they '.vertu lighting a ellivalrulla enemy.
It is 011 1c cord that. (hiring tate 0111
lipoil expedition Ilia Iurke endeavor
ed nut to ehell the 110108lt (t ,1t&i :l•i, t
uxpreesc•tlr,-e,ret 11' 11n accident 11'111-'
jelled, and sometimes relita warning
that tate surety of a hospital 0,114 not
ha gni+t•un toot if it w.a•e laeute i c1,„.10.0
to a legttiuhate targ: t. In lit . 1•
fined epa,e,t of the Peninsula this
proximity c,rnld nut s'lWays be itvolled,'
In Palestine, however, there was
plenty of room, and there was no ex-
cuss for the Turks when they eatab-
lislted a hospital at Amman near to
the railway. They were asking for
trouble. Tho medical officer in
Charge more than once asked for leave
to move this hospital to a building?
further removed from the danger
Point; but This requests were always
refused. Like many other Orientals I
the Turk is apt to leave a great deal
to chance, or Kismet.
Of course the British air squadrons
raided the railway at Amman, and
one night a bomb accidentally ,tit the
hospital. That it was an accident goes
without saying, British airmen will
tape, a groat deal of trouble, and will
risk their own lives to avoid harming
civilians in a town. and to bomb
wounded soldiers would be still more
abhorrent to them.
Some time afterwards the Turkish
Commandant of the hospital wan
travelling up to Damascus, and found
himself in the same truck tis a British
flying officer woo was a prisoner of
war. That officer is now free, and it
he who toldthe story. He got into
is
ed heat ata nominal cost can bo put cal officer, and from, ]rim learnt of the
to. It enters into evere- phase of ,human bombing of Amman Ilospital.
effort, comfort and convenience.
Let us consider one, the automo- trophe the Teen did not display any of
bile. 'Think of every garage in the
country with a bttttm•-- -°---'------ - the indignation which always rises to
n relatng the story of 111e catas-
its roof as part of its regular equip- an Englishman's lips wglten he speaks
of the deliberate outrtt es of the Ger-
meat instetttl of a gasoline outfit.
During every hour of sunshine they atm flying aqui. The Turk express -
would store tip free power in storage ed ttintaelf ass quite convinced that the
batteries: Ste d.
batteries for British had not dropped
rlroitpeul tiro bomb on
standard cars. Think of the cleanli- his hospital with deliberate intent.
tiers, the absonsa of "smell" and the was knew the sort of 01011 to whom he
low cost of transportation. wan talking.
The automobile is only, one item. To no one is it easier, anal therefore
The mind cannot grasp tl more tempting, to break the rubs of
that are coining to the world through war than to airmen.. The honor of the
Dr. Harvey's success. Unlimited Heat Royal Mr Force is all the greater
without fuel! Heat that by boning thetefore because 1n. fie strictly up-
water will make steam to turn dyne- bald the British reputation for clean
mos and store up energy! Heat so fighting.
intense that it will break rocks and
melt metals! Truly science has neverO—oAp+~�pw THIS
i �1
LISTEN OHMS LIFT 1 o
SAYS e.I, i6GJMS LIFT
RIGHT UT NOW
presented humanity with aegreator
gift. It is a perpetual gift, for so long
as the sun slhhhes and the earth con-
tinues to revolve on its axis will this
source of heat and power be avail-
able to the generations.
Wonderful are the provisions made
by nature for man's comfort! These
wonders lie dormant until the brain
of man searches them out and fits
them to his use. The primitive man
who invented tate bent bow with which
to drive an arrow at his enemy was
drawing on the stores of Nature for., moment a few drops are applied to
his well-being. It is a long cry from.any corn, the soreness ie relieved end
that weapon to modern gunnery, but soon the entire corn, root and all, lifts
at the time the bow was invented out with the fingers.
Nature held in her secret places the Itis a sticky ether compound which
material needed for the manufacture dries the moment It is applied and
of the modern gun and the high ex- simply shrivels the cora without in-
-o---e—o-0-0--0
You reckless men and women who
are pestered with corns and who Lave
at least once a weelc invited an awful
death train lockjaw or blood poison are
now told by a Cincinnati authority to
use a drug called freezone, which the
plosive; and So, when man was pro-
ducing fire and heat by rubbing two
sticks together, the sun was pouring
unlimited ,heat on all about him. Truly
there is nothing new, but all honor
10 the man who, by untiring effort and
years of study, has succeeded in liar-
nosing the source of all heat and
energy and ,making of 11 the untiring
and perpetual servant of man.
Trail of the Caribou.
The latest postage stamps to reach
the Victory War and Stamp Exhibi- Cumberland and Viscount Taafe, who
tion at 110 Staaud, London, are a plc- adhered to the enemy during the war,
turesgtue and historic series from New- have been deprived of their British
foundland, entitFed "Tho Trail of the peerages by a Ring's order -in -council,
Caribou," while on each stamp is the
1 11 '
finely o g Laved ,head of a caribou, the
badge of the Royal Newfoundland
Regiment. The different values and
flaming or even irritating the surround-
ing tissue or skin. It is claimed that
a quarter of"an ounce of freezone will
cost very little at any of the drug
stores, but is sufficient to rid one's feet
of every hard or soft 001•n or Canes.
You are further warned that cutting
at a corn is a suicidal habit.
BRITISH DUKES LOSE PEERAGE.
Their Graces of Albany and Cumber-
land Are Enemy Aliens,
The Duke of Albany, the Duke of
says a London despatch.
The Duke of AlbanY, who is a cousin
of Ring George, and the Duke of Cum-
berland, a cousin of the late Ring Ed -
the names of the great engagements evera, both served with the German
! a part at l P the lit
forces for east o to
in the war iu which lr
o p
the Newfound-
Landers took part—Suvla Bay, Beau- war. Each man was a Royal Duke of
mont Hamel, Monclhy, Guedercourt Great Britain,130th were British tarn,
and Calibre!, The valor of the New- The Duke of Albany served the Kaiser
foundland R.N.R. is commemorated in
four values marked "Royal Naval Re-
serve," and inscribed "UUigno."
Habit may make virtue secure or
vice incurable,
131 '/rGit0tt7 ilii/iisvlZ 0t aiVree e%'llIVM7 1%rp 1. 4
t . rachs tire of
the same diet. 1
When the appetite be-
comes jaded, ' it's sur -
prism " how quickly the
dipiestion responds to
1
/e There's a S\44.L on "
Canada I'oedposrd License Ne.2.026, .
T O!I!/ �e"�u".°Ctc=11 / 3uMs'rlaIllli i% '�
under the title of Prince Charles
ward of of Saxe-Cobourg and Gotha, and
the Duke of Cumberland se Duke of
Brunswick and Luuenbou'g. Both
chores had courtesy commands in the
British army, the Duke of Albany be-
ing a full general.
Prior to the war the Duke of Albany
took precedence over the Duke of
Connaught, the Archbishop of Canter-
bury and the Lord Chancellor, He
hold three and the Duke of Cumber-
land two British peerages, each with
hereditary seats in the House of
Lord a.
Viscount 'Nate is a member of an
ancient Irish family, Ile was living in
Silesia at the outbreak of the war and
fought with the Austrian army as a
captain.
Cleopatra's Needle:
As is now officially stetod, Cleopat-
ra'% Needle is the only public monu-
ment in London Which was struck: by
n German bomh. Nltntberllss people,
to this !9
news, are
now vi
e t
-
itgVictnrla ambnnitnront tosurvey
the extent of the damage, It is very
slight Indeed. The plinth, and the
steps and the supporting sphinxse
suffered, but the obelisk have sn b itself is
Merely scratched, and stands as erect
as it ever did at Alexandria in tate
days When Attgustns Caesar reigned.
44. earoasmounkonn....1.4PR
Do Yea "Nast to�Se,Ome a Nurse?
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nd rhtt -,,, iron's
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woe f .. 1 emo,g, stn.
t',, ,v tl t stat quail -
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Writ, 1 s r p,r'ii'•ala
I4aya1 Caaletre 00 Octane°
Dept, 4a, Toronto, Cana.10
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The First Rebtn.
A tawny glca,m in tate sutlh;bt.
And the iiaelt of a rudely breast
'Mid that dui lty'glunnta- of the ltcni-
locks
That crowtj to the high hill's crest;
And :t torrent of song comics Mitring.
Lilo, a btoo3t Pron1 tl'tn ice tauhnnnd.
While the listening ,tills and the vtal-
In echoes give bark the sound.
As I wake in 111e misty dawning
Gone is the, hemlock ,till,
Gone are the tossing pine plumes,
And the whispering winds are still;
Iiut there on a roof a robin
Ie singing his heart away,
Bearing me back to the sunshine
Of a far-off golden day.
A whistle conies clear as a robin's,
Blithe. swept and full of cheer,
And I ltnow ere a gay smile greets me
A ,addle i love draws near.
0 strange that a dote of miner
From the heart of that song should
creep!
Dear lade Do the robins whistle
(In that gross -crowned hill where
you sleep?
I ail leek in the heart of tate city,
'Mid the housetops smolty and grins
The bird sings over and over
The notes (40 his morning* hymn.
And sometling I catch of its Meaning:
There's 0 song in my soul to -day,
Of the life that blossoms in Spring -
land
1 And never shall fade away.
I was cured of Acute Bronchitis by
MINARD'S LINIMENT,
Bay of Islands. J. M. CAMPBELL.
I was cared of Facial Neuralgia by
3I1NARe'S LINIMENT.
Springhill, N.S. WM. DANIELS.
I was cured of Chronic Rheumatism
by MINAP.D'S LINIMENT•
Albert Co., N.B. (1E0. TINCLEY,
The Song of the Highland Corporal.
Blue wore Iter eon, utd fair to see
Was the raft smile she gie'd to me
When she went by.
I was the Corp'ral o' the guard
That mounted on the old courtyard
0' the Chateau de Beauregard,
A palace high,
And she, la petite mademoiselle,
Within the stately walls did dwell,
0' great degree.
The bluest blood in all broad Franca
Was in her veins and period her glance,
And weel I kennel there was nae
chance
For sic as hoe!
Oh, had I been an officer,
We clankin' sword and jinglin' spur,
Or had she been
A country niatdj, I mielht lla'e tried
To walk a moment by her side;
But 'twixt us was a gulf us wide
As knave and queen.
Hall I but been a chieftain bold,
I micht ha'o stormed that castle old,
And claimed a bride!
But being Just a corporal,
And that's nu kind o' rank at all,
I kept what went before a fall,
And saved my pride!
And i will never wait again
To ,told her slender bridle -rein
And gain her smile.
But maybe in the land o' dreams,
Where fancy builds its fairy schemes
And memory weaves its oldest themes,
'We'll meet awhile.
Liinara's Lialtaent nonevent Neuralgia.
FROM EAST EAT TO WEST.
Path of Civilization Follows`the Way
of the Sun.
It is a curious fact, and one that has
never been explained, that civilization
goes the way of the sun. In the east,
than first emerged. Westwards he has
travelled $ines, carrying the torch of
progress !n his hand.
The history of Chfna dates hark to
thousands of years before human foot-
marks began to appear In Britain.
From Asia civilization spread west-
wards, travelling right across Europe,
and thence to America. To -day Japan,
instead of absorbing the apathy of her
nearest neighbor, Is touched by the
westward flow, and is raising her
head.
The majority of domesticated ant -
male are asial'ic lu origin, such as
horses,dogs, melee, donkeys, sheep.
goats, honey-bees,chickens, ts, duelks,
etc., and this alone shows that domes-
tic man had his first kingdom in Asia.
Yet it it strange that the countries
with the longest natural histories aro
to -day the least advanced.
'rho deepest known lake in t1
to
world is Lake Baikal, in S'tberin.
Turkish parents punish their
naughty children by hitting them en
the soles of the feet.
ittlhazd'e Liniment Owes Daadratt.
17C'Y�A� ii
)f r it ri4i �R1,.b Ed �k.EYu'L'
The Price of Meat.
Iutth + '0!lat cut, nu:lain?"
.): e fro 0; the: 3over r part of
the. cosh 1, flea•'•. 11ml y says most
of yell,- cuts are toe iliy:h." tve.l1th!nir (:'n., f.l-4tea 'ro.rnnia
LIV13 Pot:.TSY '4W111b11 r7D.
r4Itccs•
1'4 111 'me11 Ilwyth AN+) lip.
Ain t l,.ttltry to sell?
%Vrlte f t 1 riots I, Wstmt anvil & Kon.
le -Is 1st. Jean Itatttlae 21.0 Loh Mont-
1cu1. ,yme,
7014 86011
XIV'1r.1,1, mut! 11-0 NilWtt•:t PPR
unci 0", nrlsri,.g 01,50! 15 JIaaOrn
t', aorto' lr,-nrs.,,a rutrtrri 11.600. 'Ylta
ro for• *1.209 en eulak eels lion 02.
w Pa ,n r",tnJl..n'Ing t'n 1.td Tnrnntn
t':EKt,Y NP: w•5l'AI'P.I4 FOR MAGA
�' 2 1'. New t•tatrle uw nor going to
r'ri tion %VIII sell S2 °aq, Worth doable.
that ameunr. f,eely J. 11.. o'° WileO
•
1 t 1-;urt w -',me.
"Are yott the, trained 1110:1 mother_
W1111 0.311.111.,:7•' said lits:e I3ol,h
e,;, tit:tJ. Ire 11" trained nurse
"het''% see your tricks, then;" de-
manded nded Bobby.
Our Language.
"II:,1 ,ou call Edith up this morn-
?"
"Ye.s, 1e10 she wasn't down."
"But wl,y didn't you call. her
down?"
"Because she wasn't up."
Then call her up now and call her
down for not being down when you
caned her up."
Got the Chocolates.
Little sister was telling the next-
door little girl all about it.
"My sister Beatrice is awfully
lucky."
"Why?" •
"She went to a party last night
where they played a game in which
the men either had to kiss a girl or
pay a forfeit of a box of chocolates."
I "Well, how was Beatiece lucky?"
"She came home with thirteen
boxes of chocolates." i
The Biggest War Personage. I
A group of Old Country house._
wives were talking over the events'
of the day. The question tinder dis
eussion Was as to who had done the
moat to win the 'war. Some said!
Haig, ethers Beatty, others Foch.
At !a: t one woman chipped in.
"I don't know; who's done most to
w;in the war," .she said; "but I know
who's been most talked about."
"Who's that?" came a chorus.
"Why, this 'ere Alice Lorraine that
the French and Germans came to
blows over."
Wasn't His Fault.
On Johnny's first clay at school he
%vas given a ren stration card on
which his mother was to write his
birth record. The following day he
arrived late and without the regis-
tration slip.
"Johnny," said the teacher, "you
mart bring an excuse for being litre,'
and don't forget the slip about when
you were barn."
All out of breath next clay Johnny
rushed in, holding a note from his
mother.
"Teacher," he gasped, "I brought
the one about being late, but I forgot
my excuse about being born."
MONEY ORDERS.
Pay your out-of-town accounts by
Dominion Express Money Orders. Five
Dollars costs three cents.
Church Parade.
Above the pew
I saw the hair
Shine, as she bent
Her head in pray'r;
The choir sang out
"Magnificat!"
I looked to where
IYIy lady sat.
The padre said,
"Think on the straight
"And narrow path
"To Heaven's gate!"
Think as I would,
Illy thoughts stopped at
The heaven beneath
My lady's flat,
Minard's Liniment Cares Barite. Eta
India holds the records for images.
It has been estimated that there are
quite 300,000,000 00,
000
imn
es of the
var-
i uq gods there.
Men and women who work Meng
lavender, gathering it or distilling it,
seldom have
neuralgia or nervous
headache.
GIRLS! GINS! TRY IT!
STOP DANDRUFF AND
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fair stops falling out and gets
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Your hair becomes light, wavy, fluf-
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Just try this --moisten a cloth with a
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strand at a time. This will cleanse
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end in just a few moments you have
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Besides beautifying the hair at once,
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lug lug and fellinghair
B231 what Will please you
most %ill
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hair growing ell over the ;call', 1f
you care for pretty, soft hair and lots 1
of ii., surely get a small bottle of
IOtotelton's Danderine from uny drug•
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To -Day.
To -day a thousand rivers run,
Filled brimming with our tears.
The misery -stricken heart of earth,
FIlled with the woe of years,
Is oased....Adown the 000111ry roads
The willows burn like fire.
Sweet beacons of returning Spring,
Which aiowly moveth nigher.
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Minaret's Llnimeat Dor Dale everywhere.
As far as can be learned, the earl-
iest use of the nickname John China-
man es a designation for Celestials
is hi "A Letter to the Committee of
Management of Drury Lane Thea-
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hundred years ago.
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You'll find Sloan's Liniment;
softens the severe
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Put it on freely. Don't rub it in.
Just let it penetrate naturally. What a
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cramped muscles, strained sinews,
hack "cricks"—those ailments can't
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"Bad breath is a sign of decayed
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after meals9 y food clean u
M1h
passage al,d atop the byour ad breath
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Do not buy substitutes. Get
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A BURNED
FaceWasBadl Disfigured.
Cuticura Soap and
Ointment Healed,
"Small red pimples and black.
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les tes-
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of whileeothers staled
�i over and there were places
where the pimples were
in blotches. They used
to itch and burn terribly,
"I saw an advertise-
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They stopped the Itching and bind -
leg and I used foto cakes of Soap
and three boxes of Ointment which
healed roe." (Signed) Miss 'V, A.
Hayne, Stormont, N. 8., ileo. 28,'18,
The Dodsora Toilet T$ consisting
of
Seap Oint, e tnndThthwr)soteef1
Purity, i and healhenuteri per
every.day toilet mimosas, For Semple
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Dept.A,Betta•,U:S.A," $ald°verywhre.
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