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Telephone 31 Brussels, Ont,
Bitt'SSI.LS -,- CANADA
ELECTION SLATES
Ito ulors of 'alates' being air,. tidy
lined for the m,lnieipal eleeti nr are
Ethan t (, , -.'s 11(t(i, dies
and may have: nme i 111 (1.1( n in
fact. Frankly we have never b' • 1
greatly imllreseerl with thea t:, '1 illi
of electing rnnlirbttes for pehii'
office, preferring to ser• the hest
FREE SERVICE
OLD, DISABLED OR DEAD
HORSES OR CATTLE
removed promptly and efficiently.
Simply phone "COLLECT" fo
WILLIAM STONE SONS
LIMITED
PHONE 21 • INGERSOLL
PHONE - • 72
a
Marriage
Prohibited
Without a proper license
If you issue Marriage Lic-
enses. tell the•young folks
about it in ourClos sified Ads.
They all know n license Is
necessary. but the•^ don't all
know where to get one.
This paper is popular with
the young people.
mall chosen from a 11(111 of uandl• I
dates. rather limn have a bloc sup-
ported, regardless of the individual
qunllties of those lined up In a
Particular slate, The danger i0 the
slate plan Is that weak enndidntes
are sonletimcs carried through to
victory while other aspirant, for
office Who possess far more ability
and who would be, capable 01 excel.
lent service are left at 1111ne "!nlply
because their names do not al)pesr
011 the slate 1lur,uU.
I1Oweirer, the very fast that slnte3
lire being talk 111 of at this :ue,• ur.
the campaign cern b0 arr.l ptee as a
healthy sign. It at knit indictee,:
that leterrst is Ewing aroused el tit,
muni11p31 olerlion turn .:'3t 1s a
(leVP10puu'111 nn, to b' s'ne;z. i et
just now when it ntrurler el' ceettiel
111(1ea
tr,e 1'1l110 of tlr'
snrld1 yI4e 11'11 11 0 at r' t•3 n e•-
t:uns. If the lining up of ': ((1)-
110 es in groups holies to lirloe mat
More Pi'oPle c n a.tt 'mien
to 1," dir•"ec,.3 toward municipal
Issues a1111 prubleins, p; rh:rps tit•,
)1343.31(•( may r 1: be. snob 1 ;acct
thing alien all. At tine 'vele any.
tiring is het fee than nn elect„:.r
net 'is 05 or 70 per cent intlil„rent
te tt•„uf, business or electing
civic bodies, ''ho sorest way to in•
efficient municipal governments is
for the muss of the phaeton; to 1'r-
fit c. 3u fake tit • trouble 114 votd.g,
�-•�G`=.tet,
NAMING THE
NEW PROVINCES
Jtte before it... three Praire Pro -
wind', tinnily loin tie one end the
Pdovinccs sink their
illeutities in a ;;olitical union, 111,3
last and most difficulthurdle to be
t•:k.'11 will be the selection of a
pair er name.,, for the two new
provinces,
11 would not b,• a bad idea few' us
to start thinking about tite matter
: right now. IL is never fair to the
baby to give no thought to tris haute
111II1 he arrives.
We are ready to start the discus-
sion with a few tentative sugges-
tions.
So far as the West is concerned
we feel that enduring tribute ought
to be paid to the par, played by
wheat in the upbuil(Ihig of the tent.
Sn instead of PraLriana as a ineme
ane suggest "Saunders" to recognize
the place of wheat in Prairie
economy and to honor the marl who
contributed more than any other
single individual to making the
West Mire source of the uosld's fluest
wheat.
AI,, nate suggestions are Marlluis
Reward and (.this we offer tintiuly)
Garr.':. If one of 'the present
names must be retained then let us
call the West 'Manitoba, for Ili is by
lire Warne of "Manitoba that Can -
Alf
- BUY-
"Gifts
U ■-"Gifts That Last"
This Year
OUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
These Belmont watches are
really very good value, They
are fully tested and guaran-
teed, The new round 0(111
other shapes for both Ladies
and (lents, ,,,,
Natural Gold $10.60
White Finish 8.50
We Carry a Complete flange
of Harmonicas at All Prices
For a Really Fine Watch,
We Offer the
Buil ova
Watches
whi-'1 is the result of 70 years
experience In the art of mak-
ing precision timepieces.
They are recognized leaders to
the style trend and are priced
as low as $24,50.
Musical Instruments
Our special value Amplifying
Guitar - $25.00
We also can supply a very
wide ('1111(43 of instrument.a at
various Prices, Very good
tone, (tth'active guitar3 at
$10.00 and $7,50
Banjo -Excellent quality , ..
.. Serenader Tenor Banjo ..,
$12,50
Violin Outfits -We can supp y good Violins at all prices
Our special values are nice outfits for $12.95 and $9.75
Ausco Pearl -Tone Brush, Comb and Mirror Sets make
attractive Christmas Gifts
Sets at $15.00, $12.50, $7.50 and $3.50
MANICURE SETS FROM 50c TO $5.00
COMPACTS -Attractive Compacts in newest designs
50c to $5.00
CHINA WARE -We have a ne
selection to choose from
GIFT TEAPOTS -Make attractive gift for only 50c, 60c
CHRISTMAS CANDLES 25c PAIR
CARVING SETS $2.00, $3'00 and $4.00
Brothers' Jewellery Shop
Brussels phone 53x
aWen wheat Is sold in world mar.
tats,
On a shriller Basle the Maritime
Provinces 1111(411 srdtaably be called
Cod, but the proposal may be 1 eje.0t"
ed summarily ee being undignified.
No doubt the value Atlantis will
have many supporters In view of
the Elysian. or 'Utopian suggestion
inherent in the word,
Equally 111(1104111 in its eeeetH.
tions is th1. mute. Acadia and it 1s
our piopisal. A:[,(lilt is a name 111.13
has won its place in history and
it hue sound t'1,tlglaphic'al ravaile
as well for ace,=path((.
Acadian area' '7.s a phrase an
lar to those Iutcrested ill tri
geographical -cieitm 3' 113 ds "1'1"
(:331111, IL' The 31a"Itime
4ey--nr 1lir. 1313] l.sot tied 11':43[;3 1,f
113111 --wore Acaulia 11)1114 11et03" 313;r
were 1.v, (an,'da.
1'(:•r11:a118 nor ceetders will acrcpt
the challenge end contribute 310.3
plan id'ao. Other 114'OBpapr"a Way
rata, np this s1,11i1.•wt and o(t'e . al•
17)13 v,• sugarestiims, • If !hilae rte,
we'd 1. ,.ad t,1 publish theca. It
is tine, 00 b'gtn thinking' about
the matter, Oillerwise 11,. :.11:311
end by ('111111(1) them after nlzmilt.rs
of the loyal 13111(3ly, which t1.„ out-
side world might net censille' ver;'
original. Maps are covered with
the names o. kings, 'queens and
princesses et ead:v.
LOVE CHIEF SOURCE
OF PROSPERITY
p i u OW Ott
FPN1lliSlIAX, DIMC, sand, 1937
NOTE AND COMMENT
Add 1.937 Het 0f 51)1111031 Caused
ua 1110e surprise as the election of
Josef 6ta11n 111 lfussla,
'111e United S'ates governlre:nt 13
providing sixty squirrel 1o05e4 at
Washington. It 1111017 feels that
there is 00 need to famish 'cute
YESTERDAY the engagement of
our third daughter was announced,
ed,
to the surprise ut none of the 'Lavltca
guests, The match had 11(.0 7.0
tele making fur years. The whole
countryside watched it burgeon 11,11
could find no manner of fault with
the proo'peet. eerta.nly 1 c•.,,, .,
not, As an Experienced faille; of
daughters I judged the young man
to be excellent husband material.
We could usually tell which 1347
the rinds were blowing by study-
ing the monthly Statements of the
telephone company. If we fotuld 11
$3 charge to a point where the
standard rate for three rnihnts:: is
less than a dollar, the platter and
I concluded something serious was
under way in that (lirectloa. Oue
of our girls apparently was encour•
Ing a young Ulan to talk about
himself expan3:vely and expel'.
sively.
Since this disposition carried to
excess alight wreck our budge:', we
had reason to pretest if the prospect
pleased us not, But if we could
trump up no betetr objection than
thrift we let nature and ele'333icity
take their courses.
After getting the returns on some
extraordinary flights of Mu -dis-
tance conversation, 1 began to
1110130 calculations on .the economic
consequences of love. All over this
great country, I reflected, yunag
men and women are telephoniug to
each other at 30 much a urinate.
The sun dues not set upon these
long-winded au(1 . long-distance tip•
Preaches toWurd destiny.
Two young persons in a melting
condition somewhat thwarted by
intervening space can ranee all
around a d011311te but unimportant
subject for au indefinite period,
From the standpoint of American
Telephone and Telegraph, this Is
juicy bttsiness Indeed. T ellspeet
that, while commerce cantles the
costs and overhead of that actable
convey, love generates its profits
and guarantees 9 per cent divi-
dends,
Consider the trade in flowers In
untold thousands of country green-
houses millions of plants are seed-
ed and tended until the time when
their blossoms can be sold off to
shops whose best customer is the
young man palpitant.
Wharf else but love keep;; the
clothing industry squirming [11111
novelty?
One shudders to think what
would happen to movie stocks 033-
(r0113 for the lova In lei est 1111 the
screen and in the audience, 'tau " to
Motor and oil stocks If all jou-'it ys
were nrnclecal and Prosaic,
Oshawa is ill.' latest community
to pass ant1-1101-e 1'egultltious. What
WO are awaiting fora howevl-, 7.3 to
see which municlpslllty i- g:.ill t 1
be the illy p1 ent.arc' ion 3r ,111;";,
Speaker addressing tin 1.1.1;&1(' 7
3111(1 that 17iotr (‚','0('331$h,. ( dl ;l•
ing on the bank of 111" St, Law c •ir•r.
We i.. o1i1 bete, .13 muln ,.,°w e13111i
bar. 1"11,11 :n tt: ewe all,ii 11. (:,
Wt. -remain be. sts1 re
has a record of ,•rovving_•, t... iu
tell In11,111,-s, We sere: net
about ro,.-'i"rc Iota 33 ia: t 1,1•
athnitl(1 1..a ,
11.1311 c:. ;i• !I'.....•
British Colum itt trapper. lee, !u
the woods ate touting bat teciee :
meat 101' six menthe, We in'3011 '
he will shuck!' e evrll y aloe Lu plc4s•
es (t 3101331' 31.31:41' ban from 11.ty un.
('01.
Lindbergh is buying airp!311(;
in t.11e. United States and off Band
we cannot drink of anybody who is
more capable of getting what. be
wants in '.'[tat 11.0.
It is gtlite sporting of the Jape,n-
ese to express their sorrow at "ace
cideptaliy" sinking American and
British vessels, Anyway wird. ale
a few bombs aiming friends,
A Japanese composer 13ye that
modern war makes good music. We
would rather put it that some mod-
ern music sounds like war and some
like nlrltat Shedman said rar was,
-0-3-
When it ca0 be repo"ted that
"ev!(ytlting is tlarmonione" in a
conference between a Liberal
premier and 1 fernier Conservative
premier of Quebec polities In Can-
ada must be softening up a bit.
A ('(3111111 men whose bnsimeel is
mere set viae than sales, has ming at
large mirror on the Mull by h1.+ ter4-
hhoul', Ms reason he txpiain,: as
follows: Sometimes ile gt 1., 1
111137 he (10,'011' take tion :u sit el
(u' clean up for (hays. When ie
(dllll1e rings, and he goes Ie 1'.3.01'
it, chances are he'll sec 11(113:.3 iu
the 11111tor, realizes holy had 11e
l looks and what other's see when they
Toole at him, anal proceeds to (ilea 11
up. Now there's a real less.).% ter
Us all, It may be we not only need
a 111irnr in reflect our phyti('al
selves to its, 1111t other parts of oat'
being may look soiled or neglected
too. Sines about the (llspnst11(l1?
Aro our llablts getting dingy? Whet
would a spiritual or moral mirror
I reveal to us about ourselves
-*-*-
Even the fact that 50,000 when are
to participate in United States
manoeuvres in the Pacific duea not
seem to cause the Japanese te ex•
eroise very much care as to where
their bombs are dropping,
Coad gas fumes are repuri.ed as
causing clanger to a number of
Canadian homes recently, As t•e
trouble is caused almost always by
faulty furnaces *he desirabia'y of
having heating equipment (ho'vugh-
ly checked over should be f,ener'ai•
by recognized,
3,
Interest in the Russian election
has been kept down cousiderrbly by
the realization that the affair ltas
been in the ba; for the gov('lnment
since the begtunhrg. Oaty allow-
ing one candidece per riding is an
innovation Ipo:,nutans eleeetere
would he glad to imitate,
Dull gilt fr(tnres can be brighten-
ed by rubbing them with a sett
oloth dipped 111 water in wltidh
01110115 have been boiled.
An onion peeled from the root
end causes less tears. Peel the
potatoes last, because they help to
remove the unnleasant onion emelt,
So does washing the hands In very
cold water after handling units:.,
Although we pay a premium for
the fresh eggs, the world's most
highly prized eggs are those of a
dinosaur which are estimared to be
ad least 755,11110,000 years old.
•
FIFTY YEARS AGO
h3(1
years ani 191113)1 1110 Organized
tight against tuberculosis euwI-rd, shout
31(11 persons out of every 1110.000 then
living died mutually from this disease.
To -day 1n ('amtda, only rrn p,'ernes are
dying or tubereollsia out clove* 1011000
And tltw death ('ate is steadily declining.
13 the :(111,3' [[umber oP persona in
ln•apuril,m to papula[''n were (131110
Prone t»llrrrulnola In-dn; as 1(1.30 wore
"e y',,31(w no,, ler Woul,l Isar i0 ('anamal
I11(8 ',rat' over 333.131111 dra111v-- We lance
1.w+ than 7.1,00. a largo 'noustl ua1111,,
In be sari.. but Ivy ('001311',n
111111 organized ,31131 1113 1 Ir 'llrresntld
lir 1.111,',1•34, 131roar 11. r , 7 1.327
bath fi 111 r u r e l 3'/11,1 !; r ,4
titan iiti lnnnni I 111:3111.
probahly 3,100 a• 111 1.1, h, ing
',11,1 t tba, df, 1,' Within the Prin.
nre. 'I'M. saddest 1Mpart. a flat noire
it, 111:,1 u7. th Who dir. or 1111W stlRer
iron. are 3,1111(1 7.t' pie (11
1113 ( 111 pr .du _tit period of �Iire.
in I'
of the ,,3"4133 diagnostic
t1, nubile and the
nr
.pr r 1 n -..I' ds employed, it is still
11.111 11 d) i(.per rent. of sana-
tnrium1n.i a (3 1, fanned 1" 110th 111e
^arty .1.13, : ,I 1 h dl. -arse, ('hIs means
(bat far 11,, 111,1 11!, unit '311111ed ('uses 1130
;till 113318ieein0 13(11' fainilics and
not *hhom's son infrcl3,n.
7.0 llnd (he al1licird and to glint thein
treatment anti carr, Is the one RIM of the
Toronto and 3110knl a 11o3111015 for
Consumptives and the (queen :Mary
rll'hr hr 311 rr'r5v delimits nla largely tive upon rllili
amount received lltrmlgh volnnlary
contributions, for which an argent appeal
Is now made.
Please will You help this life-saving
work by sending a gift to National
Sanitarium Association. 223 College
etrcet, Toronto,
ttetalatateeg raeatetrtarttitltyigarletEVEtatctst
Christmas Buckles
I3y Luella 13. 1.yans
' TLINIOTITY PRO\VN knew ant a
annul ill Ilaritiburg welt 1(11003111 to
merit an invitation to a ('live:tines
diener, for he 11tel opened the 11111"
slice repairing eubby hole in tete
.puseollice building only ten day,
11r,vicns to 11i" holiday.And the
n- 3111l'ar11 0(''('311 nn ("11(7
Other, for the:v lied probably ti•otr:-,1
eteryone. ',',313(13. 1117 ratio ,':.se-
w130l e.
ILa her blue and 111.1 n' 1 '1111.1
thy slipped itazif 1:o i3(0 13,11131,'11;'11.
1 bele to get emt.trIlt 1:13 1'11 t11',, ter..
1.'tu!ie 0f work that 1..d (1' (l '1 111
11 11011 111111. '1'113 fit'=t pair f >l1p-
pets -1_s 11•' 1"na, nb> ;d t,•a' 1,+>,
than 1:.ate ri that le ed 11 ,.,tanht
!twin in, "lir 1:(13.1 1r. t. 1..
1": nti tit ton altt'ti1x11
hand 1111nus 111 the (•313' and sent
chasm 3") me; Mar they doit'.-1 pairing before before 1 can wF 31 111.11, 11.13.
I've only 25 (''(3':; 10 my naate.'_
could-wonl1l yo11 rrllair 111::(1 for
that amount, 313. Brown " (1f .-.1170,,
he assured her that it wnuldtl'l vara'
that -nut to her. of the sad and
wistful eyes!
"Wily, I may be a shoe rebuild •
er, but If (110314' buckles aren't emelt
a fortune then I'd -better got Inst o1'
this huis:lo s," he shouted to t11''
ent4:3y little 3040 as he suddenly
d3530('eted the winking little Loekles
were 1101 of the dime More vaeiety,
Luck w•as with Trim when he sent
a nt"oseuger for the poor girl owner
of the second-hand slippers, and
dt the jeweler's home the pair Were
in luck -the expert in genic told
them that the buckles would post-
tively remove the girl out of the
pauper class, for they were really
worth a fortune.
Happy and merry Christmases
may come and go, but Timothy will
never he lonely again, for the
lucky little girl later said "yes" to
Timothy, not out of gratitude but
because of love at first sight,
FIGIHTI'NG HEN ,POPS
FARMER IN THE EYE
Chicago, Ill.
Did you ever hear the one about
the outraged chicken which bit the
farmer in the eye with an egg?
It 11735 one of the oddest acci-
dents of 1937 and was recounted
last Friday in "Public Safety,' the
National Safety Council's magazine.
Lt seems that. Charles Cox of
Maooupin county, Ii111nois, selected
the hen for a Sunday dinner, He
wrung her vigorously by the neck,
In the midst of the ultimate gyra-
tIon out popped the egg. A physl-
clan removed the shell fragments
from the patient's optic,
What Is Liffe to You ?
To the preacher life's a sermon
To the joker it's a jest;
To the miser life Is money,
To the loafer life is rest.
To the lawyer life's a trial, 0
To the poet life's a song;
To the doctor life's a patient
That needs treatment right along.
To the soldier life's a battle,
To 'the 'teacher life's a school;
Life's a good thing to the grafter,
Lt's a failure to the fool,
To the man upon the engine
Idfe's a long .heavy grade;
It's a gamble to the ganbler,
To the merchant life is trade,
Lire's a picture to the artist,
To the rascal life's a fraud;
Lite perhaps is 3115st a burden
To the man beneath the hod.
Life is lovely to the lover,
To the player life's a play;
Life may be a load of trouble
To the plan upon the dray.
Life is hot a long vacation
To the man who loves his walk;
fifer an everlasting effort
To shun duty, to ih' shirk.
To tile earnest Christian worker
Life's a story ever nest;
Life is what we try to maize 11 -
Brother, what is hlI'e to you:
Gerald-11id y,'u.tev 1•r put your
overcoat away in moth balls 15) keep
tate moths away?
Harold -Nu; 1 (nut it ulvay with
three gold halls to keep the wolf
away,
Of the female workers in Japan's
factories, more than one.lil'th are
girls under 16 years of age.
Chance For Life Given
Ontario's Children By
I -los sial For Sick Children
Parteiysis Epidemic Re.
t1A1tll(iis Province of
Type of Service Given
Every Day For 62
Years
Like a 3303(7314)111 o1' 131)0 dark ages,
!rf -••is q 0linmtcl'lis)
C,:a In (lrtari0 homes late last.
53 1,
f :h 13, 3,3". old and young eit3'.
-'"i -.01) were nit.
,' 111'3it
1.:17'1,13.1, striking
I,•''' 1,104 the horror
7- . tee, ee (tet en e, erleeee
'-. l 159 u.111 us.
n1'1"n1130 Owe,
of C anrlo. Children
i ^1* eetrl4 he rushed to
h ni••dr
0.31,3.:y ..:tut in the Pro-
t r ,n 009 and t:'mk what
1 1 srr,reri host to have
u 'lee t1 , -Ile nItettle to them,
rtit rust t el shrouds the w113
in v'3arh (7.,.0 /1,-/,(1 'tics^ca it 041330(1.
Then. 1h,-• hem Lime be'•ame front -
p ^e omr In ail Ontario there
were rm.,' tree Iron. lama- avail-
rhte. Tel" ,'inn( en0'riri•tc to Roston
end 7.31 -nal mr ilfiil•turrr,: pen•
(lured 11^ indefinite nr,•mire that
MAYBE in ton 07yc or two weeks
43307 rel - (, .:hi+•.nad.
But e. ilrlren were in danger. lives
:were at SI".,' irrry LR"iGS were
seeded at (nee. S'1 1110
:enff of The II..:.n: a' for Sirk -(ren dncide.d to build MON LITNGS
'hnmeplves,
1n less than eight hours, a erode
but w031ahie wooden lung was
133shed- -less then ;0 minutes before
the doctor had 'aid a tittle patient
would die unless a respirator could
be nroci'ed.
Four more Iron Lungs (wonders In
design and operation( were rushed
to completion in as malty days. En-
thused workmen gave up Saturday.
Sunday and the Labor Day holiday
to fabricate the steel shapes and
parts under the direction of Hospital
officials, These machines went into
instant service. y
The Provincial Department of
Health then asked that twenty-three
more IRON LUNGS be built with
all possibly speed, so that children
from every part of the Province
might be provided the only possible
chance Por life during the later
staged 0. the ddseeaee.
Thus was the emergency met 'y
The Hospital Por Sick Children when
many lives were at stake. There
wee no thouunt of expense or human
limitittimis, The job hod to be done,
and was 017 thfact
It meant night and d'ay servlet()e that for
+lna, ma(10nn wenits,despite
But this is lust typieal of the ser-
vice The hospital for Sick Children
has reeclr•red for ever.00 years,
were (1f vnd
(ome Fm,�r11113ar'nCoy emustery day 113 met,anight The
hfn ct a child. precious to some
mita. to at sial:(. it is •lnly when
'('.1r 3s 0f ainli131' lelaes ceur at the
"100 Non fhnt the work becomes
'rows" end van be called to .the
r.tt ,Minn of the public. by the press
in a sn"etaeul3r manner. Ne'er•ehe-
less, the work goes on hour after
boor until rte day( 5n:.nlnaths and
years tntn! (1(13•(1(0 oP service to the
n':'rodv children of the Province,
Rt'ery emergency situation creates
casts which mount up far beyond
inn narmnl nrovdsinns of government
and muniripal grants. But unlike
inns[ ntbcr hospitals, The. Hospitel
for Seek Children has no large amine
of Prionte Ward beds from whirh to
draw extra revenue whirh' eon be
arr•t:rd rn Puhlie Ward service.
Over 400 of the 420 beds are in
Wards.
Nn help -is received from the fund
rolleeted by the Toronto Federation
for Community Service. as patients
are [•-,ken from all over the Prnvince.
Siek and crippled children must
bn elven medical attention and hos
vital rare no metier what their dr-
eumatenee. Nn one would deny them
this "refit.
This worthy Institution has just
Marred its annual Christmas appeal
for funds to enable its work to be
ennlnue8 in fust as effective a man-
ner as in the past.
Those who have investigated all
agree that The Hospital for Sick
Children makes most careful use of
eheritahle dntdatinns and bequests -
a world-wide recognition for effi-
cienry and economical operation has
been earned.
Your gift should be mailed to°the
Anneal Secretary. The Hospital for
Sirk Children, GT College street, To-
ronto, 1
A chance for health and happiness
Is the greatest possible Chl+istmas
gift to chddtiobS. JJ "
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The train with three drunks
aboard slowed down for the stop, at
Wembley.
Said the P'irat Is thigh Wembley?
Second -No, it's Thursday.
Third-So3m I,
'Allways laugh when you can; it
is oleap medicine, Merrienn,et is a
Philosophy not well understood, It
is the sunny side of existence'' -
Lord Byron.
The bus was crowded; People
were going hose for the holidays,
The lights had gone qui in the bus
and the ,tall man asked the young
lady who crowded on at the last stop
if be could help ,her find a strap,
Young Lady -(I've ;weedy found
one.
Tall Alan -Then, would you mind
letting go of my necktie?
Begin your Christmas giving now:
A smile or a 111(1(lly deed is one of
the cheapest yet dearest things yo11
can give.
WHY NOT 1'E,Pp1;ITE?
Jud Tunkingesay-s31' 'titaness cone -
pals you ;to 'Wish ' a man Merry.
Christmas even in cases where you
may not honestly believe he :de=
serves it, .
Patient - Am I g -g -going to d -d -
die, d -doctor?
DoetorMy dear Mr. Smith, chat's.
the last thing you'll dol
.«n'nwi+vaw•
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x An Appreciated Gift
* * ..*' *
* This year simplify one of
* yom' gist problems by order-
* Ing the Brussels 'Post'. Sub-•
,, scrip''ions sent anywhere
s and an attractive gift Carfl
is will accompany each gltt
* subscription. which will be
11 an appreciated weekly visitor
during Abe entire year, •
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To Mend a ((raeled Range- ,.......,
A crack on th(' inside of a tango
can be mended by using a drier 1.
made or equal parts of common 1;
table salt 11"1t11 wood ashes, moisten- 1
ed 3vttll hater to the proper cnllsis-
teney. The filler 1vi11 dry hard and
will he lasting,
The Dominion
Department of Agriculture
has issued a report describing
• WHAT
EVERY FARMER
SHOULD KNOW
about
The British Market
for Canadian Farm Products
It deals with Beef and Store Cattle,
Dairy Cattle, Dressed Beef, Horses,
Bacon and Ham, Cheese, Butter;
Condensed Milk, Dressed Poultry,
Eggs, Canned Fruits and Vege-
tables, Fresh Fruit, Honey, Maple
Products, Tobacco, Hay, Alfalfa
Meal, Grass and Clover Seeds, Furs.
Yon may have a copy free
Write to
Director, Marketing Service
Department of Agriculture, Ottawa
Issued under direction of lion, /antes G. Gardiner, Minister.