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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1887-9-9, Page 2Diroatory of Churohoo and Saaietioa, MitLVILI.0 Ononen.—Sabbath Services at 11 a.m. and 0:80 p.m. Sunday School at 2:30 p. m. Rev. John Loss, 13. A., pastor. SNox tln 80 , m ahSund yr School at s at 11 2: 0 and 8;30 v. pastor, 2:x0OU Rov, C Jones, p ST.la.m. d 7 p m. Sunday Services hool ai 0:0eni. W Y 0:30 a.m. Bev, W. T. Cluff, incumbent, Mmoo:Asm Cnunou.—Sabbath Services at 10:80 a. m, and 6;300 p, SwanSundn, at 2:80 p. m. pastor. BOWS CATIMMO CIIDBCn.--Sabbath Service third Sunday in every month, at 11 a.m. Rev. P. J. Shea, priest. ODD FELLors' LODGE every Thursday evening, in Gr'aham's blook. fulloon, noGariieldblockOM) TUOSday .tt or before A. 0.'O. W.Locov on 1st and 8rd Mon. day evenings of each month. F0BESTEBT' LODGE 21.1d0ndlaet Monday evenings of each month, in Smale's hall. L. 0. L. let Monday in every month, in Orange Ball. POST OFFICE.—Office hours from 8 a.m. 7:80 p.m. MECE.utUCS' Lca11TtI0, Reading Room and Library, in Holmes' block, will be openfrom 8 to 8 o'clock p.m. Wednesdays and Saturdays. Miss Jessie Roes, Lib. rarian. The proper diet. I'1n going to be a contortionist when I grow up, said little Johnny, proudly, I'm in training now, so I want you to tell me what ie the best thing for me to eat. Green apples, my boy, clluokl• ed the old man. When old Chowder was running for School trustee. his wife, in An- ticipation of the honors iu store for Ler, said : My dear when you get to be the school trustee, what I be ? You, said Sam, why, you'll be the same old fool you always wa8. Important News Item, 0o01[eO03V17."Mrs. Campbell tee been troubled for a number of years with Iadi. gestion and Constipation, and was 41d1100d to try McGregor'% Speedy Cure and found It all that wan needed. She would recommend its use remedy similarly Btroubled." 1pe rt of Canada at Mots. and 31.00 nor bottle. Sold at oho Hargreaves d 00.'s drug store, Brussels. Now, here's somebody who objects to women wearing lanndried shirt fronte and stand-up collars, after the manner of men. Pretty soon, somebody will object to women sup• porting their husbands, but a good many of them will continue to do it, just the same. Full of plunk.—Countrymen (to dentist)—I wouldn't pay nothin' extra for gas. Just yank her out if it does hurt. Dentist—You are plucky, sir. Let me see the tooth. Contryman—Ob, 'faint me that's got the toothache : it's my wife. She'll be here in a minute. McGregor',' lung Compound. Have you a bad Cough. a Chronic, hoarse - noes, a feeling of Lightness in the Chest, Weak . Lungs, or any similar complaint ? If oo ,buy a bottle of AloGregor's Lung Com- poand at once. It will cure you. It con- tains -entirely new specioe, of which' one dose is more effectual than a. whole bottle of the old time remedies. It is put up in 50o. and 51.00 bottles. Sold by Sohn Har- greaves & Co., druggists, Bruseele. Try it, end you will never have reason to complain. A little unnatural history. The definition from a dictionary just published in South America. Sar- dine—A small headless fish that lives in oil. Parrot—A bird. of the same species as pigeons; generally green, when not red, yellow or blue. The cockatoos live a hundred years. 'When stuffed their longvity has no limit. THE BRUSSELS POST lea— nly Grig And she refused you 2 Oh, flowers a oro ley op dean boy 1 you have my--- cloth sacks. The ovaries 800e dried gaby (roaring with a wrath up and drepped off. compounded of many elements) -- No, you fool! elle aeoopted me. lrar>tn N ote ,o. Varieties. Poverty raises a large family. The porcupine never sticks his quill in himself. The minister never says gra¢ e when he dines alone. The girl who marries for money often gets a fool thrown in. When a young man ie walking with his girl he forgets all the short cuts. A. dog wags his tail when it is pleased ; a cat shakes when she is vexed. Marvelous. One dose of Dr. Chase's Livor Cure will sure Sick Headache, Dizziness, and Sour to mire Liv Ito 2 bottles Indigeshont0 and euro Liver Comp Biliousness. 801(1 by all Druggists, You can't have the last word with a chemiet ; he always lice a retort. The man whois always in a hurry leaves a great many thio behind him. Real poverty ie never eloquent; the moat plausible beggar is always the greatest imposter. The boy who gets in the habit of saying hie prayers in bed soon forgets to say them altogether. Ladles Only. Tho completion is often rendered un- sightly by Pimples, Liver Spots, and Yellow- ness. These. it is well known, aro caused from an inactive Liver and bad blood. Dr. Chase's Liver Cure purities the blood and wholenRecipe ecpes,hma and suggestions hoo Preserve re, eservethe complexion. Sold by all "Two knots an hour isn't such bad time it clergyman," smilingly said the minister to himself, just after be had nuited the eecond couple. Dropping abint, and what makes you think Pin a slow reader? asked Meritt. Because, replied Mies Snyder, I lent you it book more than a year ego and you don't seem to have finished it yet. SURE PROTECTION. The maintenance of a healthy state of the system is the surest protection against disease ; experience has shown that by the use of Dr. Carson's Stomach and Constipa- tion Bitters, a perfect state of health can be assured. It frees the system from all impurities, cleanses and purifies the blood. For sale by all Druggists at 50ets. a bottle. An American statesman got off at Falls View to look at Niagara. After examining it critically for a moment, he turned to a bystander and remarked. Huge affair, ain't it ? 1 suppose it runs all night, too. Invisible but Instantaneous. All pains or aches will be instantly 101110v - ed by a few drops of Fluid Lightning Implied over the affected parts, No time 1000 • no nauseous=edieines needed• no poulticing or using greasy liniments, It will not blister or discolor the akin, Sold at 25o. per bottle ore from Neuralgia assure us that they never fear it when their house contains a bottle of Fluid Lightning. Begger—Give me a nickel, sir ? Pedestrian—Why, ain't you the fellow who had a tin card hanging on your breast yesterday saying you were blind ? Begger—Er-yes, but I tried the faith cure last night. Yes, said the chairman, sadly, our temperenoe meeting last night would have been more eucoeseful if the lecturer hadn't been so absent. minded. Why, what did he do ? He tried to blow the foam from a glass of water. Stilt Rhona' Cured. MoGregor& Parka's Carbolic aerate has been for Holt Rheum, to be the oBlotchesti00 face or hande.Onts, Burn., Bruises, 08 any Sorethet nothing oleo will heel. Bo sure and get the genuine,made by McGregor & Parte, Prion 25o. Sold at 'Hargreaves Drdg steam Binnacle, An exceptional ease. George, she said teuderly, do you believe in the old yarn, out of eight, out of mind? Well, no, not altogether, responded George hesitating. For instance, take a boil on the back of one's necit. 510011. NOTES. Cattle chew bones because the system needs lime. Good care is the farmer's best horse and cow doctor. Sheep will oat more, be more contented and thrive better on a new than on an old range. Fre, quent change of range is import- ant at this season of the year. In England the horns have been bred off of several breeds of sheep by crossing with Southdowns, and the grades aro more satisfactory in every way than the original stock. "They have larger sale in my district," says a woll.known druggist, "than any other pill on the market, and give the best satis- faction for sick headache, blllioueaoes, in- digestion, etc., sod when combined with Johnson's Tonle Bitters. Johnson's Tonic Liver Pills w111 perform what no other med- icine has done before for suffering human. ity." Pills 25 oents per bottle. Bitters 60 drug and 1000 bottle. Sold at D(adman'a Don't keep a calf tied or shut up in some damp, dealer earner, with hardly room enough to lie down. He needs the sunsbinn as much as hens or the plants in the garden. A good, strong, reliable pair of horses on a farm are worth a dozen broken-down or crippled plugs. It does not pay to keep a horse that is not able to do a full day's work every day of the week. It is within the reach of every farmer to breed good horses. In foot not many can afford to breed poor ones. The more poor horses a man raises the worse off he is, and there are few c'ho have the capital to run them any length of time. Baldness, Thin Hair, eke. Those who are bald, who have gray or thin hair. oz who are troubled with dandruff should invest in a bottle of Dr. Dorenwond's "Hair Magic." Xiis the finest preparation for the hair and twain now in use. It Is rap- idly suporceding all other hair tonics. It stops falling, restores the original Dolor to gray hair and rot baldno00, where there are' the slightest possible mote. it will produce a fine growth of hair. Do not wets until too late but get a bottle at once. G. A. Dead- man and J. Hargreaves & Co., Agents, Brus- sels. An unreasonable father.—At the seaside in France, The bathing - master is expostulating with the father of a family. Is it possible that Monsieur does not give his daughter swimming lessons ? No, she dues not need them. Pardon. Monsieur is wrong. At the present day, to merry readily, every young lady should know howto swim. Mn. D. ABBOTT, 21 Adelaide Street West. Toronto, writes :—"For a long time I have been troubled with a disordered Stomach, and at last I got so bad that I was ecm- pelled to quit work, and for days I could neither eat nor sleep, and the main in my head was most intense. I wasinduoed to try a bottle of Dr. Carson's Stomach Bit- ters. After taking three dozes I was al- most completely restored to health. My Appetite cams back; the racking headache was gone, and I never slept sounder in my 1100." Hasty oommen4.—Mrs. R.—Why, Major hunt, isn't that Mies Magnus Lucre ? Van H. --That was her name I believe. Mrs. R. -Ah she's married then; and pray do tell me what narrow -brained, simpering idiot could have married that young person ? Van H.—You refer to the clergyman who performed the care• mony, I presume, as I am her hue - bond. DYSPEPSIA MIEN Mr. R. Walker, of Waterford, says ;— "Dyspepsia has boon my wife's trouble for a long time past, and she has suffered greatly with it ; but, thanks to Dr. Car- son's Stomach Bitters, she is completely cared. It aoted very nicely, and did not sicken or gripe her while taking it. If people only knew about the Carson : Stom- ach Bitters there would not be so much suffering in the world." An obligins parent.—Ponsonby-- Sir, I have come to request the honor of your daughter's hand in marriage. Pompano—Impoeetblo 1 Never will I give my consent. Pon- sonby (anxiously)—Is your decision fixed —irrevocable ? Pompano (firmly)—It is. Ponsonby (much relieved)—Thanks, awfully. Nellie has been pestering me to ask you, and I did jest to oblige her. His great mistake.—Young Nood- les (to Griggeby. who is looking very seedy)—Why, what is ib, old fellow, makes you look so glum ? Griggsby (whom wretchedness drives to seek symyathy anywhere he can) --Noodles, I am the most miserable of men. I've made a fool of myself, You see, it watt the moonlight, and I'd had champagne for dinner, and—well—I--er—pro' posed to blies St. Armand. Nood. 110ULT11Y, Feed turkeys daily eno0gh to in- duce them to return home regular- ly at night. Leg weakness in fowls hi the re- sult of rapid growth, and is beet met with animal food and tonics. A little meat or worms should be added to the food every day, and a little tincture of iron dropped in the drinking water. Fowls are easily rid of lice by dusting them with Persian insect powder, or dry air slaked lime strongly flavored with kerosene oil. But 1 the house ie kept clean, well washed with hot lime wash and the perches thoroughly soaked with kerosene oil, the fowls will then keep themselves free from all kinds of vermin. An experienced poultry -raiser adviees people to reduce the stook of fowls as soon as the year's hatch is well provided for, but hold on to old turkeys and old geese ; they get used to the ways of the farm and are worth much more as breeders than young ones. Ducks are also good until three years old. A. tur- key is in her prime at five, a goose at twenty years of age. Has the- farm yielded you any profit within the past year 2 You know it has nt least furnished you a good living—which is more than some other kinds of busineas have done for their operators—lent has • it not in that time, despite discour- agements of season and circum- stances, yielded you a return be- sides 2 Can you tell, in fast, whether you have made or lost money in the last twelve months ? And if you are in doubt about it, is there any good reason for your un- certainty 2 Ought you not rather positively to know whether you have advanced or retrograded in the matter of business success 2 If you do not know is not your man- agement open to at least severe criticism 2 Is there any more ten- able ground for your ignorance of what you have done in the year than for a similar ignorance on the part of the merchant or manufac- turer respecting the outcome of his business ? If you do not know how your work has turned out, and are convinced that you have been losing, you are satisfied that the loss is wholly attributed to dull times and adverse financial con- ditions 2 Are these sufficient ex- planations for a failure to gain on the work of the preceeding year ? SEPT. 9, 1887 t ny ARRI AGES ! A nice assortment of Baby Car- riages on exhibition 'at H. Dennis', where you can also get to "Never Tried It." Whet! Never tried Johnson's Tunic Bit- ters! Then do 0o at once, it's positively the best general tomo on the market. I've often beard of it but thought that it was to be placed on the listof the many Baehr pre- parations that flood our market. but since you 100ommenh it so highly I'll give it a trial. Do so it's good for any complaint 1n which it tonic is of benefit,: and can be taken by man, woman, or child. 60ots. and 01 per bottle at Deadman',' drug store, Brussels. To give a horse medicine take a long necked bottle, raise the horse's head, thrust the bottle into its mouth, and while the liquid is run- ning into the throat rub the nose of the bottle vigorously against the roof of the mouth, pretty well back. This done most horses will swallow nicely. Feed moderately in the morning or before work. Parthians and Arabs prepare their horses for hard drives by fasting. instead of feast- ing. More horses are injured by hard driving on afull stomach than by any other process. Never let a horse eat or drink much when he is hot from work. Study your horse, treat him according to his nature, make him your friend, and he will do better and safer work. GARDEN NOM. Cut away flower stalks as poen as they begin to fade, unless seeds are wanted. Ilse tobacco water for plant lice. At this season of the year they of - ben become troublesome and the best remedy is extermination. We have seen a pretty rustic seat for a lawn made of an old stump hauled from the woods, its large roots sawed off even for feet, its top levelled for a seat. Reasonable Dare should be taken to save all the fruit that .cannot be marketed to a good advantage. It should be dried or evaporated, made into eider or vinegar or fed out to stook. The farmer often fails of a mar- ket because he does not get his product in proper shape for selling. He may sometimes combine manu- facturing with agricultural produc- tion to hie advantage. Bore a hole in a plum tree, fit a plug of hard wood into the hole neatly, and you will have a good thing to pound with a mallet when you want to knock off ouroulioa and if you have a large sheet epread below on the ground, you can catch them as they fall. Pears left to ripen on the tree are without that delicious, vinous flav- or, that rich melting but moot en- joyable sweetness that belongs to the really well -ripened pear. If plucked too soon, although they may not be hard, there is a certain greenness of taste and harshness about them entirely different from well -ripened fruit. Prof. Halstead, of the Iowa agri- oultural college, tried last season some interesting exporienente re• suiting from excluding the pollen from oquaeh and cucumber flowers. It had been stated that various riptides of the melon family will mature fruit when the female flow- ers do not receive pollen. Prof. Halstead covered many female Splendid Trunk, Handy Valise, or Satchel at a Low Price. Full lines of Light and Heavy Miallaigag Whips, Combs, Brushes, &o. in stock. TVe Lead but i0T0rer Follow. H. DENNIS, Sign of Big Scotch Collar. AGENTS WANTED f Steady Employmentto Good Men. None need be Idle. Previous Experience not essential. We pay either Salary or Com- mission. . 100 lien panted To Canvas for the Sale of Can- adian grown Nursery Stock. Canadian N'e'ws. Fires aro raging in Loughboro' and Bedford Townships. The potato rot is making itself severely felt in 'York County, N. B. Montreal coal dealers all tender- ed for the city supply at the same price. The Dumfries Reformer expecte that Thos. Cowan will be appointed postmaster of Galt at an early date. It is claimed that Delta and Farmersville have each an hotel that faithfully observes the Scott Act. The other day a calf belonging to Mrs. Joseph L. Garrett, of West Fallowfield, ate nineteen young turkeys and wanted more. Tho Ontario Government has granted 460 to aid in defraying the coat of the proposed Muskoka exhi- bit at the Toronto Industrial Exhi- bition. This remarkable incident is relat- ed by the Halifax Chronicle :--About twenty years ago the people of Digby Nook, one morning, found a man on the shore at high water mark, with both legs out off above the knees. The man could not speak a word of English or French, and for along limo it was a mystery how he came there. On examina- tion if wag found that the lege had been recently severed from the body, but why,' where • or how the people could not learn. He -was taken care of by the authorities and made as comfortable as possible, being put on the list of "transient paupers." An Italian sailor, hearing of the case, vieitod the man end found him to be • a native of sunny Italy. He said he met with an accident on shipboard, which necessitated the cutting off of both limbs. A sur- geon, who was a passenger on board, performed the operation. The grow found the man to be 'a burden to them. so they put him on the shore, to perish or to be oared for, as the fates decreed. He would not give hie nam0 or even the name of the vessel, and has always been regard- ed as egard.edas not being in hie right mind. He is now living at Cheticamp, Digby county. WOOLi A ny Quantity of Wool Wonted —AT THE B1tUSSELS— Woolen Mill. rilile tl onthill Nurseries, Largest in Canada, Over 400 Acres. Don't apply unless you can furnish first -Glass References, and want to work. No room for lazy men, but can employ any num- ber of energetic men who •want work. ADDRESS Stone & Wellington, Nurserymen, Toronto, Ont. T. FLETCHER, Practical Watchmaker cS Jeweller Thanking the Public for past favors and support and wishing still to seonre your patronage. We are opening outfulllines in Gold and Silver Watches. Highest Market Price 'w' Paid in exchange for fine Tweeds, coarse Tweeds, Check Flannels, in all wool and union, Grey Flan- nels, and Blankets. Also Sheet- ing, in both Gray and White, fine and coarse Yarn, &c., of which I have a good supply N0 W ON 11.4ND. Silver Plated Ware from established and reliable makers, fully warranted by us. Clocks of tholatos designs. Jewelry : I am prepared to do all kinds of manufacturing, such as BOLL CARDING, SPINNING, WEAVING, TWISTING, COLORING, FULLING, &a. Satisfaction, Gua,ran,tee& All kinds of Knitted Goods Made to Order. Give Mo a Call before clispos• lug of your Wool elsewhere. Yours truly, GEO. HOWE. NE W FIRM ! Robert Mattie¢, of St. Thomas, and W. Johnston, of Salem, de- sire to inform the Public gener- ally that they have formed a co -partnership, and have leased the blacksmith shop from Mr. John Wynn, lately occupied by John Alexander, where they will be prepared to do all kinds of BLACKSIVIITHING. Wedding flings, Ladies Gem Rings, Broaches, • Plows, Wagons, Carriages, &c. Earflap, &o. made or repaired. Also have in stook a full line of Violins and Violin Strings, Pipes, &o. Me' N.B.—Issuer of Marriage Licenses T. Fletcher, Bargains ! Bargains ! ��7,��o��yp• —TOIL 11311— . NEXT DAYS e aj4� in Plows, Stool Harrows, Seed Drills, Bain Wagons, Buggies, Organs, Sewing Machines, Sulky Plows, one four spring Wagon, one 1 horse Wagon, and one sec- ond Hand Lumber Wagon. Land Rollers for $25, best in the market. Three kinds of Scufflers, Port Perry Grinder and Horse Powers, Clothes Wringers, Churns, and ANYTHING Yogi lttA •a,Y L' NQuxmn FOR. Geon Love. Horseshoeing A Specialty. Interfering, over -reaching and flat footed horses treated with the best results. We have had 20 years experience in defiling with these diseases of the feet and have worked in the leading hoise- shoeing shops in Canada and the United States. We aro prepared to temper Stone Hammers, or any edged tools: Please give Us a Call.. Shop near the Town Hall, op- posite Beattie's. Livery Stable. ;i, Repairing promptly attended! to. MATTICE & JOHNSTON, Proprietors