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The Brussels Post, 1887-6-24, Page 3Jun: 24, 1887. 'Never mind; (100, interrupt me I tiro friction between Bolide is by rho through which a ro'1 of iron is pass - ro eft R. TIME 1)U.1)E'S WISH. I wish I were a Hottentot, Without a tailor's bill. And not a golden -Beaded dude Who has to dress to kill. Aly costume but an ostrich tail, And rhlgn in ears and nose, I would not owe as much as now For doing up my clothes. That I Ices born in Africa. Sweet Nature I would bless, rot every day without expense I'd wear complete full dross. And I'd be fres as Adam was In early days from guile, And on Sundays wear a fig leaf In addition to a smile. DE YEAII 011 JOOBILLOH. Oh go 'long, yo' derkie niggahs1 Bet you all out sorry figgaba, When I tickles wid done ftngbas, Tink-a-tinlc, the old bump I Now shot upp l an' listen will yo', `Vile I go ahead an tell yo' Tisk-a-tinkle all about clis jubilloh 1 Jubilleo l—Jubilloh All about-- din—yere—ju.bil-loh Oh clo yeahs day fifty numbah, Since dis chile do reoomembah How a young gal, slim an' limbah, An' by name "Victorioh." Soon's ole William done departed, Tuk de throne an' reignin' started, Jos fifty yeahs afo' dis jubilloh, Jubillee 1 Jubilloh 1 Dat wor fifty yeahs afo' de jobillohl You jest bet she was a daisy, Shey'd have no one round her hazy Guess de folke day called her crazy, Case for hub she married, eho 1 Dat chile knew what she was doin', Dom dere days when she was wooin', . Dem happy days afo' dis jubilloh, Jubilleo 1 Jubilloh A.Iong time afo' this jubilloh I Lots of joy, an' lots ob sorrow, Bright to -day, an' dark to -morrow, Nary need oh care to borrow: Bich is life, o' course you know. All de same she nm a beauty, Fifty yeahs ob well-done duty— Doan yo' think dat clar am worf a Jubillee! Jubilloh 1 [jubilloh? Dis chile am boon' to keep do Jubilloh. THE BRUSSELS • POST' till I finish. Aro you ready? Application of unctuous matter. 'Yee.' I Why do people ascending in balloons 'I burned out the light in the to high latitudes suffer from bathroom.' 'All right, I've got it: • 'The kitchen windows are fast. nod.' ,Yes,' 'The dog is in the cellar.' 'Yes.' 'I did not forget to put ashes on the furnace firs.' 'Yes.' 'Tito servants dre all in,' 'Yes.' 'The stable door is looked.' 'No 1 that water is not running in the bathroom.' 'Yee.' 'The kitten is out -doors.' 1 turned off the draft of the range.' 'Yes.' 'No, I do not smell smoke.' 'Yes.' T do not think I hear anyone try- ing to got into the house.' 'Yes.' 'No, it is not necessary to go down and see if the cellar door is fastened ; 1 know it is." 'Well, I thinly that's about all. You see, my wife asks me those questions every blessed night just as I ata getting into bed, and if I had a printed list I could show it to her, it would save lots of trouble, and, besides that, it injures my lungs to answer them, Have the list as soon as posaible, please.' A TALE OF A TOBOGGAN. By hills that flame and blaze' With sumac, in the ham Of aututnu's drowsy. days, The Androscoggin Doth loiter on at will, Doth ripple past the mill. But when from every hill Near Eeewasoggan, October's red and gold Have fallen • when the wold Is bleak and bare and oold, Without a clog on; When Winter cometh higher, And the prion of coal is higher : When roars the farmer's fire With many a log on ; (It's the proper sort of thing These artistic strokes to sling Deftly in, before I sing Of Keewasoggan ; ltly poetic vein might flora With brith fancies on the snow,— But to my story now, you know, I must jog on.) When the river's frozen well, Tinkles many a merry bell, As the mirthful folks who dwell In Heewasoggan Gather on the roadway wide By the Androscoggin's side ; And adown tho hills they slide Tho toboggan. There was v. nice young man,—the same Was John 1'. Waterland by name,— Who straight from Indiana came To I{eowasoggan. Ile taught the school right valiantly ; A-11 Iudfanabaptieb, 'pears tome, [b'gee, Said the deacon, 'but the kids gib larnin', 'N' lots of floggin'.' The teacher had long poetic hair, And loved the doaoon's daughter fair, Amanda Jano, beyond compare. In Keewasoggan; And oft he swore by every star He'd with his loved ono fly afar, And bo a oecond Loohim'ar, Ott a toboggan. They sough ttie hills ono moonlight night, John and dmunda Jane the bright; They gained ab loss the highest height, With their toboggan. All saw them stand there; lo 1 anon They flashed an instant, and were gone. Some saw a distant speak Upon the'Androsooggin. The Sphinx. ed, moving easily back and forth. In the end of the bar a cup is dug out, and the igaide (seated with lard. langtrnr and stupor ? The bar is made filet to the line and Tbo expansion of the air inertias• a sling holds the shot on. When ea with the elevation, At a height of about three miles the quantity of oxygen is one hundred cubic inehos of nir is reduced one-half. In high latibudee, therefore, respiration is seriously interfered with. It is un- certain, however, whether the stupor ie caused by the insufficient supply of oxygen or whether the effort to obtain more oxygen by unusually deep and rapid breathing results in exhaustion. Why dons dew fall more abundant- • ly on cultivated soils than on barren lands ? Cultivated lands, being loose and porous, very freely radiate by night the beat which they absorb by day, in consequence of which they are much cooled down and plentifully condense the vapor of the passing air into dew. Every plant and inch of land which needs the moisture of dew is adapted to'collect it, but not it single drop is wasted where its refreshing moisture is not regnir- ed. The riddle of the Sphinx is at length on the point of being solved. The great man -headed, lion -bodied monument, which has for ages been more than half buried by the aoeum• ulating sands of the desert, is now being rapidly brought to light and ere long one of the most extraordin• cry relies of Egyptian civilization will mice more be -visible in its en. tirety. The work has been going on ever since January, last when— eb the suggestion of M. Maspero, the chief director of the department of antiquities iu Egypt—the French public, in the course of a few hours, nubseribed sufficient funds to en- able the work of excavation to be carried to completion. The interest of such news for Egyptologists may be conceived, when it is remember- ed that the last time the Sphinx was dug out of the sands by King Thoth.. mss IV, fifteen centuries before Ohriat, or about thirty-four hundred years. Scholars in fact are of the opinion that the Sphinx is the old - eat monument in the world. In the opinion of some, it was erected or chiselled out of rock more than forty-five centuries before the Chris- tian era. Tho body is more than one hundred and eighty feet long. The ears of the hnmau•shaped head are about six feet in length, the oth- er features being in proportion. The learned explorers who are en• gaged in the work of excavation held it probable that when the statue is fully brought to light a number of other important disccov- eriee will be made. They told the deacon that nevermore Should he see ]tie daughter, --Loud he swore, And round about the town did roar, "Well, I'd bo doggone 1" He long pursued them, but in vain. And no ono e'er behold again The toboggan with Amanda Ants And We pedagogns on. 10 NAVE TROUBLE. When on business in the office of n Perk' low 1(1inlieg house the °O. sr dal, n thin, tired•looking man entere;l, and approaching the pro- prietor, said 'I want to' hews a list printed, Stipp( se you ttlite ib down as! toll you 2' The 1»opt ietor made ready and the roan said t 'Yes, I'm euro that I locked the front dol r, If ave your got that 2' 'Yea, but I don't understand,' the bar, which extends below the ball, touches the earth tlio sling un - hooka and the shot elides off. The lard in the enol of the bar beide some of the laud, or whatever may be on the bottom and a drop shute over the cup to keep the water from washing the sand Out. When the ground is reached a shook is felt as if an oleetric current had panned through the line. • A LONELY DWELLING PLAGE, ' North of Scotland there is a little island called Kilda, where there are only six families composed of 72 persons. They have communication wtlfi the main -]and only once a year, when the agent of the owner visits the island to collect the rents and carries with him a package of letters and nowspapera. The fami- lies' provisions consists of barley bread, eggs and aea birds. Fish abound in the waters, but the island - era do not like them as food and catch them only to sell when the agent comes over. To pay their rent they weave rough clothing and blankets to sell. In the summer they cultivate gardens, collect bird's eggs for winter stores, and fish for trade. But these people while fighting a hard battle for Info are contented with their lot. Crime and intemperance isunknown among them, and courts are never held. All the adults are members of the Church of Scotland and know a large part of the Bible by heart. A minister resides among them and holds regular servicee on Sun- day and during the week. This little world is in strange contrast to the busy life of the niueteenth cen- tury. Why and Wherefore. Why lea, that when wo prase slight- ly upou the ball of either eye, while viewing an object, wo see double 2 Because the pressure of the fing• er prevents the ball of one eye from following the motion of the other and the axis or vision in each eye being different wo see two images, How is common writing ink pre• pared 2 All the common black inks aro prepared from Bailie and tannic acids and a salt of iron, generally copperas. The acids uniting with the oxide produce a deep black pre• ciptate, which is held in suspension by the addition of gum arabic. Sug• ar is sometimes added to give the ink a gloss and to render it copy - able, the sugar greatly rebardiug the process of drying. Why do bubbles rise to the surfaes where a pteoe of sugar, wood or chalk is plunged under wat- er 2 Because the air previously exist ing in the cores becomes •displaced by the water and rises to the sur. face as bubbles. Why are wteves calmed and subdued by pouring oil upon , the Sur- face of the water 2 Cil, from its inferior speelfid gravity, forme a floating film, wltioh defends the surface of the water from contract with the temente of air and the friction between the wind and the WavesIs greatly dim- inished, in the same manner that A VERY REMARKABLE EMT. "While travelling through the country with Barnum in 1881.," said a veteran showman, "1 witnessed one of the most remarkable fighte ou record. Four elephants against ono man, and in the water, too. In July or August, 1881, our show struck the pleasant little city of Ot- tawa, Ills. You are doubtless aware that elephants are extremely fond of bathing. For some little time be- fore coming to Ottawa they had been deprived of that pleasure. No soon er were they unloaded from the train, however, than their sharp little eyes caught sight of the river and the news was trumpeted about in ele- phant language from one to the oth- er. They were very restive all day and betrayedjgreat auxiety to bathe. and as soon as the afternoon per- formance was over the under keepers marched them to tate river bank. I assure, many emends did not elapse before the whole herd, twsntythree in number, were splashing and dash- ing in the water like a lot of school boys. Such a strange sight natur• ally attracted the attention of the townspeople and the farmers, who, with their families, had driven in to see the show, and I doubt very much whether the river at Ottawa ever presented such an animated appearance as on that day. "After awhile the koepere shouted 'Mile up,' which in elephant phrases ology means fall in. Nineteen im- mediately swam to shore, but no amount of shouting could induce the other four to return, Men were sent with rocks to the bridge and the en- tire circus force swarmed along both river banks trying, with stones, to turn the huge beasts in the direction of the canvas, but all in vain. As a last resource the chief trainer, George'Arbingstall, was sent for. The poor fellow had been sick in bed for over a week, with malaria, but on learning of the difficulty, immediat• ely dressed himself and came to the bank. Galling each elephant by name he ordered them to 'Mile up.' For a moment it looked as though his command would be obeyed, fax the elephants, recognizing his voice, halted, and seemed to waver in their course. Albert, the oldest and big- gest, however, settled the matter by uttering a snort of defiance, and led by him they once more started up the stream. Seeing at a glance that he could do nothing on shore, Mr. Arbingstall made for the dress. ing room tents, from which he soon emerged dressed in tumblers tights, and placing the elephant prod or fork between his teeth, boldly swarm out to the elephants. WONDERS OF PRE SEA. The eon occupies three -fifth of the earth. '1'ho Mediterranean is quite shall- ow. A. drying up of 660 feet would leave three: different seas and Africa would be joined with Italy. Evaporation is a wonderful pow• er in drawing the water from the sea. Every year a layer of the en- tire sea 14 feet deep is taken up in the clouds. The water is colder at the bottom than at the surface. In the many bays ou the coast of Norway the water often freezes at the bottom before it does above. At the depth of about 8,500 feet wavee are not felt. The tempera- ture is the same, varying only a trifle from the ice of the polo to the burning ,sun of the equator. A mile down the water has a pressure of over a ton to the square inch. Re box six feet deep were filled with sea water and allowed to evap- orate under the sun there would be two inches of sale left on the bot- tom. Taking the average depth of the ocean to be three miles, there would bo a layer of pure salt 230 feet thick on the bottom of rho At- lantic. If the Atlantic wore lowered 0,464 feet the dietauce from shore to shore. would be' half es great, 'or 1,500 miles. 1! lowered a little more than three miles, say 18,680 feet,' there would be a road of dry land from Newfoundland to Ireland. This is the plaiu on which the great Arlan• tic cables•wors laid. Waves ere very deceptive. To look at them iu a storm one would think the water travelled. The wat- er stays in the same-plade, but the motion goes on. Sometimes in storms these waves are forty feet high, and travel fifty miles an hour —more than twice as fast as the swiftest steamer. The distenoe Erose valley to valley is generally fifteen times the height ; hence a wave five feet high will extend over seventy-five foot of water. It has been found difficult to get correct surroundings of the Atlantic. A midshipman of the navy overcame the difficulty, and a shot weighing , of which he died Monday evening, thirty pounds,carries down the lino, being conscious only once since the A hole is bored through the sinker, aeoident. Having been appointed as Agent for the Massey Manufacturing Compan' in the place of Mr. Thomas Watson, I will at all times have the Machinery made by the Company on hand, such as SULKY RAKES, MOWERS, REAPERS, BONDERS, WILKINSON'S PLOWS, ETC. Office and Storeroom in connection with the East Huron Car- riage Works, where all Repairs can be had. YOURS TRULY, EAST HURON Carriage Works ! JAM HIS .1=3U.TY —MANUFACTURER OF— CARRIAGES, DEMOCRATS, EXPRESS WAGONS, BUGGIES, WAGONS, !ETC., ETC., ETC. All made of the Best Material and finished in a Workmanlike manner. "Used as we were to strange sights we yet'aimost held our breath at this daring act. When within a few yards of them Artingstall again shouted 'mile up,' but without effect. Then, seeming to lose his tamper, be sprang upon the back of the near- est ono, and commenced using hie fork for all he wee worth. Pretty soon a cry of rage camp from the animal, upon which the trainer jumped from one to another, repeat- ing the fork performance until, after at least ten minutes fierce fighting awl jumping, the elephants cried peecavi and swam tremblingly to the shore. Oboe there the keepers soouhad them under subjection, but Artingstall, who had displayed such intrepidity and courage, sank luta a dead faint the moment he touched shore. A Stratford florist has 'a fumble. with 1,500 blossoms on it. A jubilee fund of $50,000 is to be raised for Arcadia College by the Baptists of the Maritime Provinces. A man named Johnston, a butch- er, who lives et Angus, came to Bar. ria on Saturday, and in company with a number of others went into the stable of the Victoria hotel to see a stallion reamed Young Lexing- ton. Although warned by the eats. taker, neither he nor the others took any notice, and Johnston was kick- ed in the stomach, frotn the effects Repccirwi and Paintiiig promptly attended: to. Parties intending to buy should Call before purchasing. RnsmuNous.—Marsden Smith, B. Laing, Jas. Cutt and Wm. Mc- Kelvey, Grey Township ; W. Cameron, W. Little, G. Brewer and D. Breckenridge, Morris Township ; T., Town and W. Blashill, Brus- sels ; Rev .E. A. Fear, Woodham, and T. Wright, Turnberry. REMEMBER THE STAND—SOUTH OF BRIDGE. JAMES BUYERS. Grist and Flour Mills ! The undersigned having completed the change from the stone to the Celebrated Hungarian system of Grinding, has now the Mill in First Class Running Order and -will be glad to see all his old customers and as many new ones as possible. Chopping done. Flour and. Food Always on liand, Highest Price paid for any quantity of Good Grain. WM. 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