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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1887-5-27, Page 3•p;aeirF. MA.T 27, 18S7, ,lf7et% THE BRUSSB.LS POT 1 MEANT TO. " ( did not rise at the breakfast bell, ^ But was so sleepy -.-1 oan't tell— meant to. " The wood's not carried in, I know t But there's the scliool.bell, T must go. I meant to. " uy lesson I forgot to write, But mita and apples wero so nice. 1 meant to. " I forgot to walk on tiptoe ; 0 how the baby cries, 0 1 01 1 meant to. • " There, I forgot to shut the gate, And pot away my book and elate. 1 meant to. " The cattle trampled down the corn, My slate is broken, book is torn. I meant to." Thus drawls poor idle, Jimmy Bite, From morn till noon, from noon till night; et meant to," And when he grows to be a man He'll heedlessly mar every plan With that poor plea, "I meant to." WHAT IT IS TO BE FOiiTY. To discover a sprinkle of gray in board, And a thinness of crop whore the upland N cleared ; To note how you take your slippers and gown And hug to the fire when you got home from town— • Ab, that's what it is to be forty. 'Po and that your shadow has portlier grown, That your voice has a practical business. like tone That yourvision is trioky, which once woe so bright, And a hint of a wrinkle is coming to light— Ali, that's what it is to be forty. A sleigh -ride, a party, a dance or a dine ; Why, of course, you'll be present, you never decline : But, alas 1 there's no invite, you're not "young folks," you see ; You're no longer a peach. but a c:ab•ap- pie tree— Ab, that's what itis to bo forty. A. daughter that grows like a lily, a queen And that blooms like a rose in a garden of green, A dapper young clerk in an ice -Dream se, loon, Both a dude and a donee, to to carry off goon ; And a boy that is ten, and the pride of your eye, le caught smoking vile cigarettes on the sly— Ah, that's what it is to be forty. At twenty a man dreams of power and fame, At thirty his fire hae a sober flame ; At forty lie dreams and his visions are o'er And he knows and be fuels as ho neer did before, That a man is a fool till he's forty, Ah, we're young and we're old and we're green and we're gray, And the law of our living is change and decay ; Come, see the lone spot in the Valley of Tears Where your baby lies low fn the 'cradle of years, When no longer on earth he is forty. THE CLUE ]KILN CLUB. Brother Caraaer- SSpresses Himself en Fortune 'rentng. 'Ar' Brutlder Invisible Jackson in ole hell to night ?' blandly queried tate president as the meeting opened. Invisible was visible. He was back by the stove, and had his shoes off to tickle hie chilblains. After a little delay be made his way to the upper end of the hall and the presi- dent continued : 'Brudder Jackson, de report has come to me dat you ar' tellin' for- tunes in your nayburhood fur de small sum of two bits a pusson.' 'Yes, sah, I'ze bin tonna' a few.' 'As you hev bin a member of div club for de las' two y'ars you mite' be aware of de fack tint fortune tell - in', sellin' dream hooka an' nil dat sort of nonaans° nm agin our rules. A pusson who sots out to hev hie Dither predicted am soft in de bead; do 'meson who takes money to pre- dict it am a knave. I shall suspend you from membership fur three months, an' if we h'ar dat you am still in de'swindliu' bizness you will be expelled fur good. You kin put on your hat an' go.' Invisible was badly broken up, and there were tears in his eyes as he pasaed out. When he had gone the president continued : 'I want to say 10 die large, culti- vated and refined audience dat de fate of Invisible Jackson will be the fate of any odder member who am found so fur off his balance no to bo runnin' after fortune tellers, no mat- ter how cheap deir prices, My ex• perienee in die world lies taught m0: '1. 11 der' was anything in good dreams I'd hev bin an angel long ago. '2. If dar' was anything in bad onus 1'd hev bin in da odder place afore I was 20 years old. '8. It sin worry ploasaut to be told dat you ant gwine to fall heir to great riohos, but dat (locus' buy 'balers nor pay rent, '4. Only rich men as hate worts, and only etch whim' as want an ex• Ouse to leave home, believe in fortune tellin'. '5. If it am predicted dat a man am gwine to hev a great trubblo he will go home and blame his wife and lick his children.' '1 warn you to let the hull bizneae alone. A. dollar a day and a steady job will pan out more money no six months dan all the fortune tellers in do world eau bring ye in. fifty years. Dar am jiet as many good dreams as bad, and none of them am worf de peader to blow up an ole hose. Signs might hey meant sumthing 1,000 y'are ago, but they am played out now. If you h'ar de the 'death tick in a wall it is just as muoh a sign dat you am gwine to find a diamond pin in the road as it ar' dat some of de family ar' gwine to die afore the y'ar is out. Let us now pick up de abnormal bizness of de meeting. DEFINITIONS 01? BIBLE TERMS. A days journey was about tweuty- throe and one-fifth miles. A Sabbath -day's journey was about an Englieh mils. Ezekiel's reed was nearly eleven feet. A cubit was nearly twenty.two inches. A hand's-breadth ie equal to three and five eighth inches. A finger's breadth is equal to one hush. A shekel of silver was about fifty ceute. A shekel of gold was eight dol- lars. A talent of silver was five hum, drad and thirty-eight dollars and thirty cents. A talent of gold was thirteen thousand eight hundred and nin e dollars. A piece of silver, or a penny, was thirteen cents. A farthing was three cents. A mite was less than a quarter of a cent. A gerah was one cent. An epha, or bath, contained seven gallons and five pints. A bin was one gallon and two pints. A firkin was about eight and sev en eighth gallons. An omer was eix pints. A cab was throe pinta. Sonne Interesting; Beginnings. Envelopes were first used in 1830. The first steel pen was made in 1880, The first inciter metals was made in 1758. Tho first iron steamship was built in 1830. The first balloon ascent was made in 1798. Couches were first used in Eng- land in 1560. The first steel plate was discover- ed in 1880. The first horse railroad was built in 1826.7. The first daily newspaper appear• ed in 1702. The first telescope was used in England in 1608. The first watches were made at Nuremburg in 1477. Locomotives were first used in this country in 1820. Kerosene was first used for light ing purposes in 1825. The first copper cent was coined in Now Haven in 1887. The first newspaper was published in the United Status iu 1790. The first printing press in the United States was worked in 1620. Glass windows were first intro- dubed into England in the eighth century. The first steam engine on this continent was brought from England in 1753, Tho first complete sewing ma• chine was patented by Elias Howe, jr., in 1846. The first telegraph instrument was succeesfully operated by Prof., Morse in 1842. The first attempt to manufacture pine on this continent was made soon after the war of 1812. The first Union flag wae nnfnrled on January let, '1776, over the camp at Cambridge. It had Chir• teen stripes of white and red, and retained the British cross in one corner. ' Canadian 1NT'ewas. O'Brien told a reporter that the Toronto crowd was the most turbo• lent, boisterous and unmannerly that be ever attempted to address. 'no offer of the Bothwell Reed and Brass Beud lute been accepted by the 24th Battalion, and they will new become the J3uttelion Band. Judge Elliot has resigned the position of revising officer for North Middlesex, nud Kenneth Goodman, of Parkhill, line been appointed his suoeeseor. lion. Mr. Foster will make a per. send tour of inspeotiou of all light. housoe along the Atlantic ooaet and Gulf of St. Lawrence during the owning summer. An Ottawa dispatch says : The $5,000 express package lost a week ago has been found by the deteotivea in a lumber yard iu the vicinity of the Canada Atlanta Railway station. The 111ilitia Department has re• fused the application of the officers of the 65th Regiment, of Montreal, to allow the regiment to spend the Queen's Birthday in Vermont, with- out arme, but in uniform, S. Wilmot, of Nem/tette, Goveru• ment Overseer of Fisheries, brought a quantity of trout spawn to London and by permission of the Govern- ment deposited 2,000 of them in the ponds at the Waterworks. The Dominion Government ex- ploratory expedition to be sent to the northern waters of British Col- umbia for the purpose of obtaining additional information regarding the black cod fisberiee, will start from Victoria, B. 0., early in July. In its issue on Tuesday of last week the Hamilton Evening Palle• diem, a one cent daily, five months old, aunonucsd suspension of publi- cation. Want of enough cash is the reason for the stoppage given by the publisher in his valedictory. Mr. Dodds, resident physician at Regina and medical visitor to the Indian reserves, is about to recom- mend to the Dominion Government the necessity of providing, the In- dians with ovens and an instructor to teach the Indian women the art of modern bread production. Roderick McKenzie, a young Scotch blacksmith, of Hamilton, half•turned punched and grooved 34 horeesboea•in 27 min. 58 secs., and completed the eboee in 52 min. 5 seas. His friends say he dan turn 100 horseshoes in an hour. In the recent contest in Buffalo the winner made 200 horseshoes in 2 hrs. 20 eoos. J. Walter Wella, of Montreal, committed suicide at Mishawaka, near South Bend, Ind., by shooting himself through the head. Ho went there a few weeks ago to get the body of his sister, who had poison- ed herself, and found she had been diseected by a medical society there, The fact and a eight of the remains unsettled his mind. Before he com- mitted the act ho tried to find and kill the doctor who dissected the body, but failed. The new canal al Sault Ste. Marie, on the Canadian side, will be under- taken at once, and an appropriation of $1,000,000 made for the work this year. The capital expenditure on the oanale next year ie to he $1,- 322,000, apart from this new one, including $450,000 to continue deepening the Welland to fourteen feet, $98,000 ou the Lachine, $78,- 000 on the Cornwall, $160,000 on the Williamsburg, and $116,000 on St. Lawrence river and canals. Jem Smith, the evangelist of the Emerald Duet Club, who ars at pres- ent in the city of London, has a history. A000rding to Himself he was converted about eighteen months ago. Previous to that he wade his living in Eugiand as a prize-fighter, then he came to St. Louie, where his pugilistic accomp- lishments gave him censiderabic notoriety. About three or four years ago he succeeded in licking Tint Connor after a 47 -round fight, Then Jem came to Hamilton, and then to Toronto, where he knocked out Puttaloo, but was vanquished by Harry Gilmore. Just before his conversion, however, he was train• ing for the light -weight champion- ship. In his last annual report to the Minister of Militia, General Middle• ton says 1—"After another year's experience I beg leave again to urge the absolute necessity of redneing the strength of the force. It stands now on paper (including the Schools of Instruction) as °out sting of 37,- 846 mon. This ie really more than the correct strength, as 1 fear the same men appear in more than one regiment, but still this is a mtrbit greater number of men than can be usefully or properly trained, consid• Bring the money voted for the pur- pose." General Middleton believes that in order to make the whole force efficient every soldier should be called out at linnet sixteen days every year of iiia service, and this, he says, can only be done by realm- ing the force, .A.LABAOTI TE 1 To cover the side walls of a room 15x15, by 9 feet high (60 yards) would take seven and one- half double rolls, which would (at $1.00) cost $7.50, or about $7.00 more than the Alabastine, to add to the cost of decoration. Re- member you have somo kind of borders to buy anti hang with the paper. Now, if the paper used is only 50 cents a double roll, then you have more than $3.00 left to add your borders ; and, if 2k only 1cents a roll, or 25 cents a double roll, you have about $1.50 to add to the cost of bor- ders, and all the timekeeping in- side of the cost of paper and hanging. After once putting on these elegant borders, ole., with the Alabasine tints, you can re- new and change the tints at a trifling cost, by simply brushing on one coat over the old, leaving the borders, the appearance of which will be much changed by another tint that will harmonize. The bordsrs being out of roach are not defaced or torn, and, be- ing strong colors, do not show smoke, es do tiro side walls of rooms of plain surfaces. This can not be clone with Kalsomine, as the borders do not stick to it well and as the old Kalsomine must be removed to apply the now. In addition to all this, a great argument in favor of using Alabastine in place of paper and paint is in its being porous and a disinfectant, and admitting of "wall respiration," as described in reports of the Michigan State Board of Health as being very necessary to health, aside from the danger of poison in paper, and the moulding vegetable paste under paper, or the decay- ing animal glue in Kalsomine. Alabastine cements the cracks in walls and around casings, shutt- ing out vermin, instead of har- boring them; like wall paper with flour paste. For sale by B. ,GERRY, BRUSSELS. CLEARING SALE OF YARNS —FOR - 30 DAYS 30 Christmas and Now Year's] Bar- gains at the Brussels Woolen Mill. I have the ffluest mule largest stock of Fine 'Yarns ever seen in Brussels. I will sell the beat worsted yarns, which have NO EQUAL at 6 cts. per oz., and an extra fine quality of cashmere wools'at 8 els. per ounce for the next 30 clays, commencing Friday, Doc. 24111, for Cada. Only. Now is the Time to secure your bargains, come early and have • your choice in Black, Brown, Navy Blue, Royal Blue, Light Blue, Garnet, Card- inal, Claret, Scarlet, Dark Green, Bronze, Light Green, Yellow, Orange, and a host of other col- ors, too numerous to mention. But come and see for yourself and be convinced that yon have struck the Biggest Bargains of the 000500. Come one; Come all, GEO. HOWE. 3 PLEMENTS 1 Having been appointed as Agent for the I(assoy 1Ianufaotnring Company in the place of Mr. Thomas Watson, I will at all times have the Machinery made by the Company on hand, such as SULKY RAKES, MOWERS, REAPERS, BINDERS, WILKINSON'S PLOWS, ETC. Office and Storeroom in connection with the East Huron Car- riage 'Works, where all Repairs can be had. You as TRULY, EAST HURON Carriage Works :,, J.A.M HIS BEJ'Y + P.s, •--MANUFACTURER OF— CARRIAGES, DEIiIOORATS, EXPRESS WAGONS, BUGGIES, WAGONS, ETC., ETO., ETC. A11 made of the Best Material and finished in a Workmanlike manner. Repairing and Painting promptly attended to. Parties intending to buy should Call before purchasing. REFNaxNCEs.—Marsden Smith, B. Laing, Jas. Cutt and Wm. Mc- Kelvey, Grey Township ; W. Cameron, W. Little, G. Brewar and D. Breckenridge, Morris Township; T. Town and W. Blashill, Brus- sels ; Rev. E. A. Fear, Woodham, and T. Wright, Turnberry. QREMEMBER TIIE STAND—SOUTH OF BRIDGE. JAMES BUYERS. Grist and Flour Mills ! The undersigned having completed the change from the stone to the Celebrated Hungarian system of Grinding, has now the Mill in First Class Running Order and will be glad to see all his old customers and as many new ones as possible. Chopping done. Flour and road Always on Viand. Highest Price paid for any quantity of Good Grain. WM. MILNE. 0 ar J en O ma' z'y=> coati hkrilifjI