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Diro tory of %mho and Seeietiest
aler,vu,i,x Caluucu,—Sabbath bermes
at 11 man, anis 00 p.m. Sunday School
at 2:80 p. m, ltev. John Ross, B. A.,
3,astor.
1 ox Cuuucll.—Sabbath Survicos at 11
an. and and 11:30 p:m. Sunday School
at 2:30 pant. Bev. S. donor, pastor.
ST, 30110'0 C111110111.—Sabbath Services
at 11 a,nt. null 7 p.m, Sunday School at
0:00 a.m. Bev. W. '1'. Clntf, incumbent.
Ifrsruoviar C'nencu.--Sabbath Services
'lt 10:80 co.m. and 0:30 p. tn. Sunday
)School at 3:30 p.m. licv. Wm. Smyth,
paster.
Itoalas (la.nor.re Comtm.-.-Sabbath
Service third untidy in every urontlt, ut
11 a.u1. Rev. Y..f. Shea, priest.
ODD FaI,ww''S LODOa every Thnrsday
evening in (Arnhem's block.
)?drown Laod•5 Tuesday at or before
full :noun in the ciarfield block.
(1 0. U, W. Loom: meets Oki let anti
Ord 11lo11da\ ivi.niiign of each month.
Four.sTnt, s Looms nu 2nd e 4last Monday
evenings of c:t"h mouth in Simile's hall.
L. 0. L. let Monday in every month in
'Orange Hall.
PoeT 0133.1113 ,,_COic,.•ii<,ur.-frem 81,.01.
to 7 p.m.
\he„tt.latt:' 1v:raves ;beading it,rnn
3 0d Library in 13 ie:ell block. will 1,,,
open from is t:, s o'clock pan. Wednesdays
:ma Satur,.i:0 . ::hes Jessie luau, l.ih•
rnri:tit.
Wily is a fat none liko weber ?
13teause neither can run up hill.
eta a rule, the silent roan is meth,
(Alen", painstaking, eeroful, Ile
weighs 1013 wards nod propounds uo-
onrately. In business lie makes nu
fuss or parade; Ito transacts it, how•
ever, with diligence 8(1(1 prudence,
Brag and vanity are thins t togeth-
er they wore born, and together they
will die.
They aro laughing it) I,ewiolon,
Me., at the boy, who, whet) the
teacher wilted if auy ono could tell
what the word ");ender'' meant,
nt,
03)0 i oi1 Itis lingers, null to rho
quosti 0.'1\\'011, what is it John ?"
Answered : "Please tnn111, it's what
goes with geese."
nett relrnr<k Pit cilia's O'ttrbalic ('wrote,
.
Dave you an old Sure. Cut, ndu+ nt31i+e,
000..11 union, Salt
'ouAu.sor 1l•"nourn'I! ea el <to iMato:.
bollsComte. It you bu ger it 1't) k i (t •
bolls CVrat- 1t 3011hat try i1, it will oat..
virtue you. it o'ota but ....t , .it i(.t..,
Drug Store.
ill It tiie11'a1!0--Inn N11,t3•,331 33x0 :1
tourist 1' Prisoner—Yes, sir, [ love
nature in all her radiant b„ntlty--
111agi,,F •at;•--llatat]ly'1 \33(13 min ]
that ! How n,nch money have yoti
uh:mt „nr 30 ,tht s ;''r—
y'ecrnty 11031 (1(11331 1:11;!a.t• (30--
(1110.:11•:v) Thou 1 0111131 elms wit 1'„t1
1S 1 tai. \\'e drat; the lino be
1sh awl tramps at $1
their repo r„ry from
lihc:uulati,11 0, \l.:st•s world', Wonder or
vberopt' 'ire the )'best tniown conceded
of it
Khenl,:atiF:,:.''its. 11 niisas, Sprains. 11ul'e..
Scald.. and .Al J,noason re,lufriog ex's, ur,
npptl01til,+1. l',',3,. ” r omit. 111,3 On cents 1,,
bottle. Sot: I,y .1.311 Hargreaves a Co.,
Druggist...
All Eastern Man who was travel!•
iu1 i1i Aritenens entered a bunk in
a certain village and asked for a
draft en New York. ••Don't keep
'ere," was the 1)1':1111pt reply.
"Do1i'% yon, do any business with
New York 1 "Ne, sir." "Isn't
that a littlo, Angular ?" •I tiuu't
see it. When a bank has got a
mortgage on evtn•y form 111 the
county, a lien au every mule which
comes into town, 3)3111 It Bret claim
on every stock of corn and (0 ttOn
for miles around, what 'does it want
to fool with New York for ?"
191o4.retrer'0 Speedy Carr.
When tvs .nay 3io(iregor's Speedy Cure is
the only perfect euro for Dyspepsia, Livor
Complail.t a,Indigestton,and fmpu re Blond,
we ere 31111)130 the plaits foe ts, of which hon.
dreds sped hundreds can testify, wito have
been restored to perfect Health by its use.
We would thorefure advise you strongly It
you are subject to any of tho above troubles
to give ilIcGregar's Speedy Cure a trial and
be cnnviucel. It is sold ie 000. and 81.00
bottles at Hargreaves &CW's. Drug store,
:Gerrie—It's very wrong, ma, to
telt a faiseh00d, isu'b it ? Mater—
Of course it is, clear. Bertie—And
it's wicked to ask a little boy to toll
lies 2 Mater—Why, yes. Berrie
—`Nell, that's whet my bencher
made me do tc•elny. Motor—Gra.
clone me ! 011ado you telt a ho,
Bertin ! Bertie—She made lee
promise to bo it good boy in the fn.
burs.
The Major (rocking Nellie on his
knee for Aunt Mary's sake) -"I sup-
pose this is what you like Nellie 2"
"Yes it's very nice. But I rode on
a real donkey yesterday --I moan
one with four legs, you know."
lite Last Your 188C,
After the above year is ended there read
be no person suffering trent. Rheumatism,
Neuralgia, 'Toothache, Hoadaobe, Lumbago,
or any at/utopian, if they only purchase a
bottle of Fluid Lightning as it cures instant-
ly. Pain cannot etaywhere it is used. The
name is Fluid Lightning. Sold by Jno, Har-
greaves & Co., druggists.
Henry Ward Beecher was sick
unto death in crossing the ocean,
and nothing gave him relief until he
got his feet on dry land again. Bob
Ingersoll wants to know why he
didn't try the prayer cure.
A. little girl being asked if she had
au ear for music, replied : "Yes, I
believe I have ; for I have heard
the sound of a fiddle when a man
was playing on it at least two hued.
rad yards off."
Mineral Pelson.
No thing btlt pure extracts from plants and
roots are used in preparing MOGrogor's Lung
Compound, the modern and now popular
'Varier, l s:.
circ'.,.)_ ',.t1 -111x 1303e:,t way
rotund is 1130 :11013001 way home.
The sayings of a print many leen
\votti11 fill 0Jiull)es. Their doings
could be written an a postal 0811.1.
Pain super es1at after tile. l,ati,mt ]'ns
taken e. single doer of west's Nom icing, the
Magic pure. Do not be induced to tate v
eab;titute, but lusi,st Munn hsving \%'3,;.'s
Pain King. t,euuine seta 1.y .`. largnitvI s
,L• 00., druggists.
The little tor of the Statue of
Liberty snakes a comfortable seat
far a l:el'san. What an awful big
ache the goddess would have, should
she accidentally grow a corn I
"Why do -yon hi.ir, Johnny 2"
1.1lid ono boy to number. "I hide
to save my hide," replied the other,
as Ire hied nosy to eeanra a spot.
?i con viet 1311t11 a bail and chain
nttacbnlent grave its an e3em•0 for
not taking 11 summer Vacation, that
he 31834 too closely 11ec1 to busmese,
One of the 1,8rdest dunes in life
is for a youth to believe that it luau
older than himself tuideretan(ls any•
thing ; but be gets there some day.
A Profitable Life.
k037 10011 113373, 1C0003plt0l13d 1110 0311110
amount of work and good in this world as
the celebrated Dr. Chase. Over 00,000 00 bio
works liavo beau aoidiu Canada alurto. Wo
want twiny persontroubled with Liver
Complaint, Dyspepsia, headman°, kidney or
Urinary Troubles, to canto. at your druggfat
and buy a bottle of Or. Cha'30 0 Liver Cure,
it will cure you. Medicine mutt Beelpo nook
for 81.08.
A speculator leaving married a
homely girl, the possessor of a very
largo fortune, declared that it
wasn't the face of his wife that
struck Hill so much its her figure.
A Boston sigh advertises to teach
"throat gymalrastics." After suf.
Rout training a man eau swallow
a "whole torchlight procossiou"
with the most artistic grimace.
It is predicted that the young la
dies will shortly carry walking -
sticks. The dear girls have always
been noted for being tricky ; but
tide is certainly t1 novel sort of she•
cane-ery.
rte on Toni. 0aaral.
Don't allow a cold in the head to slowly
and surely develop Erten into Catarrh, waon
Yougan be
for 10e, A
'33,011 cueincipient Catarrh. wOnolioaatiuno
boxes ,0incula ordinary Catarrh. One to 5
boxes will euro obroaic Catarrh. Try Dr.
Chase's Canadian Catarrh Curo—itwill caro
700.
A. correspondent \Via1105 to ]snow
"how to get rid of a fool." Pro•
cure a loaded gun, put your mouth
over the muzzle and touch the trig-
ger vi1]1 your toe. The bullet should
; be swallowed whole.
At Fort Ann, N:Y., Mr. Cossey,
as reported, said he would have car-
ed nothing about bis daughter's
elopement, which occurred last
week, "if rho had not spoiled two
bills of potatoes by jilmpine. out of
the window.'"
eaJOGS
MEDICINE
Fee.
ewes`
irvee
BLOOD.
` romady for coughs, C albs, Bronchitis.. Croup,
Asthma, and all affections of tho Throat,
1 have used threebottlee of Dr. Lungs, and Chest. All mineral poisons and
Jag's Modloina for Broucbitts clangorous eubetanoee aro avoided, which
andbave received groat benefit renders it sato for children or adults. Sold
from it and oa11 highly recent- at 10o. and 81.00 per bottle at Bnrgreuves 3;
mend it. Mats. 1 msolv,rty, Oo'e. drugstore.
They tell a good story of a South
bold by G. A. Doadanan.
A. Waterbury 5•ysar•old, ab the
supper table lust evening, sot down
a cup of milk which he had raised
to- his lips, with the remark :—
"Mamma, I believe the milkman
boa a env cow,,,
Maryland employs 80,000 people
In putting op canned goods, and the
chance of discovering the chap who
nuts peach stones in the cans along
with the fruit seems like hunting
for a needle in a hayetaok. The Pet e>•bon' authorities wan
In attempting to impeach the the parents of a baby that was left
testimony of a 'witness in a recent comfortably Melted up in bed in
case, Mr. Conkling, the New York
lawyer, began hie address to the
jury as follows : ".Gentlemen, I
think Ican see that witness now—
his mouth stretches across the wide
desolation of his taco, a fountain of
atoll ood and a eepnl'ehro of ram."
THE BRU,.;,. .
1 •.•
DEO. 10,188U
laa,l
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Georgian statesman, who went to
Charlestown in the old days and
stopped at a hotel. A. waiter
brought out some shrimps, which
the Georgian stowed away as best
:u3, could. Ina moment the waiter
reappeared with a stand of celery,
"No," said the Georgian, ,halting
his head solemnly, "I have tried
your bugs and don't like them, and
you can bet yer life I don't want
n one of your grass 1"
0(10 of the hotels of that tow 01i
Tuesday night.
Valuable codfish banks have been
discovered off the coast of British
Colombia, and already several New-
foundland ai:d Labrador firms eon
1(0)plate embarking in 11111 trade.
THS' VII_a_LA_Gi ITIJACE<BMIrTFI.
1IR. Garn,—Jol1n, you don't semi to be able to make anything of that "Bleu" BOLT.
,TORN.—O, don't you fret. If it comes to that, I can easily chicle it ill the tub, and 11IAKE A
ZLE OF IT. -
FIZ-
0 Et nactilia lye
Oakville literary society stertod
with '75 members.
Tiloonbnrg will have a pr01iltry
show, Dee. 20 and 21 150 in
prizes.
W. G. Laidlaw, of Milton Grove,
Middlesex, pulled three turnips
weighing 85 lbs.
Tho 3330si0n of the Elgin County
Council lasted but a day and a half,
tbo shortest 00 record.
Th„re ore 20 Sunday rcboole ]i1
Brantford, nearley 400 affront s and
teacher and 3,400 3033alalrs.
Five 331e11 senln'ed threw 1 - 1
herring in 01111 11.1)1 Port Bur-
well 10 'Puesday of la ' week.
The Young Men's Christian As.
SOCn143"ll of St. P1301nto, will er80
a S10,000 building next yea
A man encumbered with tl.e nova
of Sovl ¢piper 1(0131)1' •1 blsol omit
shop at Nanticoke Beide:mu •
county.
Pa1011y Council have paeSo,l d by
law forbidding the NOvatia'i, A„1y •
to beatt their drums i0 the nt.c'e :.
Sunday.
J. B. Lyon, of Arnprior, isp•u.. .,
week hunting on the 14Tattat,a 1.1
returned 311111 '21 real deur n•t •
moose cow weighing 840 11)0
Dr, Mclnnes,'of Vi'toria. men
swan in the Tarlcoy Point tenni .o
on Friday of last•woek. Wi',ci n.:':an;
are not eomi110u M this regb313
N. X'rankhn, cf \'nlsingh::cl1, ..t1
moving a, stump ma011i110 re1•e” 3y.
when it fell ou the Ilnrees, driving
the hind logs of ono 6 in. into the
ground, killing it.
A London lean let off some pig •
eons for Boston. One of them ma,ie
the distance, 520 miles, in 21 hoar,
allowing that it resters tho two nights.
on which it was 011 the wa'y, This
was at the rate of 25 miles 1111 flour,
the fastest time on record. The
distance was 14150 the longest ever
known to bo covered by ilny pig•
One.
There is a revolt against sm1111
birds and feathers of the 3333300 for
millinery ornaments among those
ladies who are W130 to 33113 a stop to
the slaughter of 1111, forest bird; of
America and rho w13010 world.
N E W FI P !I .
Book Store
�i i" .0 M Si
Photo., Scrap am,1 .\ntograph
Albums jur• ?iwined r'1 •; and will
be sold at
Sue 51311
311116 lot o±
,tock
°ePl See
.:.,t 113.133
N 011' lb 'a' t o TIME
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W, ithf O1,ET11 &ROSS) T. Rossi
The above firm claire to inti-
mate) to thr Public generally that
they have formed a co -partner-
ship for the purpose of carrying
on Carriage, Sign and Ornament-
al Painting, and aro prepared to
attend to the warts of the public
on 111101 reasonable terms. Mr.
Ross having had experience in
some of the best shops in Toron-
to and both being practical work -
Men 'too guarantee to give satis-
faction.
in JiiStima100 and terms cheer-
fully furnisliuc:.
Shop over Veal's furniture
store, (korner of Turnberry incl
Mill streets, Brussels.
SMITH & 11055.
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Hand
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111111d iitr,t ..,Its. re. ' 131 Pao '-
IN? Straw t.! . t"'1, Wit vers,tbie
food, Moot ,(ars, 1,1 Sliers.
the genlli Yort !' r1 Gni .1
Grinder, I L t, Sol Po a .34, large
£111[1 51111111. .L 331 yes, Heald
Powers—c', ''l, and ' i Pow-.
ere. AleeIrto Celebl4 .1
SEWING MACHINE,
It Leads them all.
BEST SATISFACTION GIVEN.
Geo. Love,
T. FLETCHER,
P3•aciie0t iDatchmaker rC Jeweller,
Thanking the 11ubli0 for past Encore and
support and wishing still to secure your
patronage. We aro opening out full linos
'10131 mud olives Watches,
Silver Plated Ware, from established
and reliable makers, fully warranted by
315.
Clocks of rho latest designs.
-THIS SEASON
BOOK STORE
st
has made a Spacial, I';i11or't to
place within the early reach of '
tho Public Il• sploudid assortment
of goods suitable for Christmas
Trees, Presentationt5, Gift e, a &o.
Jewelry
Wedding Rings,
Ladino Gem Icings,
Broaches,
131arings, 40,
Our Stock is mode up of Beau -
Will Plush, Leather and Cloth
hound Photo, Scrap 10311 Auto.
graph Albums. Splendidly bound
Family and Pocket Ilibles, Tot'
books from. G cents up. 131lsc•el-
laneolts books containing inter-
esting stories, readings and illl-
ccdotes from 10 cents op.
Our Annuals arc just to hand .
We 110\'e
BANI) 01? HOPE,
BOY'S OWN PAP1,li,
GIRL'S " "
BRITISH WORKMAN,
,3 WORKWOMAN,
BABYLANJ),
CHATTER13OX,
C IILD'S OWN MAGA ZINE,
THE PRIZE,
and a number of otliet' books.
Toy Departmentl
To enumerate. all we have i.11
this line would take 1(p ton much
space but you will find Drums,
Gulfs, horses, Wagons, Trains,
Mechanical Toys, Dogs, Rubber
Goods, Shell Goods, Work Boxes,
Money Boxes, Trumpets, Horns,
Whistles, Plucks, Tools, Toy
Watches and Clocks, Sets of
Dishes, Rat1138, Paints, Dolls in
all varieties, Authors, Dominoes,
and hundreds of other articles.
Musical Instruments !
In musical instruillents - we
have a large stock of Harmoni-
cas, imported from Germany;
Metalaphones, Concert Flutes, a
a new style of instruinont, Jew's
Harps, &c.
A Call will satisfy you as to
our stock.
Handsome range of China
Cups and Saucers sold at low
prices.
Hanclsleighs, Rocking horses,
Carts, Wheelbarrows, &c.
BEAUTIFUL
XMA6 P4 NEW YEAR'S GARB
ITJST TO IIAND.
Nothing ehargod for inspecting
our goods and getting our prices.
All the School Books always
on hand, also a largo stock of
paper, envelopes, 3%0,
Give Ti's a Calle
Altai have ie stock a full lino of Violins
and Violin Strings, Pipes, ere.
utile LB.—issuer of ltfarriago Licenses,
T. Fletcher, ca