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Dirootory of Churohas and Sooiotios,
Mitnetxa.s CIIUriCll; Sabbath Services at
11 a.m. and 6010 p.m. Sunday School at
2:30 p.m. Rev, Jno, 1Zo3s, r. A., pastor.
Biros Cntntca.—Sabbath Services at 11
a.m. and 6:30 p.m, Sunday School at 2:30
pan. Rev, M. Jones, Pastor,
ST. J.+11N'e Ce0aoa,--Sabbath Services at
11 nsn. and 7 p.m. Sunday School at 0:30
Ban. Bev, 111, T. C1n1Te, ineumbent.
METnohl0T CBURC11,--Sabbath Servtcoe at
10:30 a.m. and 0;30 pan, Sunday School at
l; 30 p.nr, Bev, lvm. Smyth, pastor,
Bortu C'sruoLte Cnuacn,—Sabbath Ser.
vice third Sundayin every month at 11 a.m.
llov. P. J. Shea, priest.
Onn FElsow's Loner every Thursday
evening in Graham's block.
Mesoixo Lonodc Tuesday at or bofore full
moon in Sranstone's block.
A. 0, U. W. LODGE moots on let and
3rd Monday evenings of each month.
303052En's Lonox 2nd and last Monday
evenings of each month in Smal4'8 ball.
L. 0. L, 1st Mondayin every month in
Orange Hall.
Poor OFrxolL—Offioo 1•lourg from 8 S.M.
00 7 p.m.
MEe5ANICS' INSTITUTE lieadingBoom and
Library in Holmes' block, will be open
from 0 to 8 o'clock p.m. Wednesdays and
Saturdays. Miss Jessie Boss, Librarian.
'Varieties.
A rousing speech : Breakfast is
ready I
Practicing jawgraphy in school :—
(Messing gum.
West's PMa king is a purely vegetable com-
pound for the certain cure of chine, oxide,
dux, dysentery, diarrhoea, enmmer complaint,
collo, cholera morbus, cholera, and cholera
infantnm. Price °Scents, Sol° by Jae. Har-
greaves & Co., drugglete.
Prominent in politics : Ballots and
bottles.
Living "on tick" : The telegraph
operator.
Social tins of then end in matri•
menial knots,
The P0. can't eon a stamp when
they can cel it.
Burning out the oil makes the
lamp lighter.
How many peas are there in a
pint ? One p.
Marvelous.
One
One dozen of Dr Chase's Liver Cure will
cure Sick Headache, Dizziness, and Sour
Stomach. One to two bottles are warranted
to cure Liver Complaint, Indigestion and Di 1-
loneness. Sold by all druggists.
Shakespeare was not a broker, but
he furnished many stook quotations.
A Chicago man has applied for a
patent for a bath -tub. He seems,to
tjlink it a new idea.
It is a remarkable peculiarity with
debts, that their expanding power
continues t0 increase as one contracts
them.
Mistress : Do the things keep
wall in the refrigerator ? Bridget :
Yes, mum : all barrin' the oice,
which 'pears to melt away ivry bless•
el dry.
1IICGregor L r'ance'S Carbolic Cent e.
Have you an old Sore, Out, Burn, Bruise,
Corn, Bunion, Salt Munro, Pimple, blotches,
Rough Hands or Face? It so, there ie but one
cure. namely, McGregor a Parke's Carbolio
0erota. If you but try it, It will convince you.
It omits but 050. at Hargreaves' drug store.
In a sad dilemme was Brown when
ho received a note from his landlady
that he must pay up hie board bill,
or her daughter would sue him for
breach of promise.
Cholly—"Why, that was Harry
Brown's tnrnout. What made you
think that was an ambulance wag-
on 1," May—"Oh, I noticed a young
man in it bad his arm out of place."
"How would you like to have your
hair cut ?" asked the barber. "With
the scissors," replied the customer,
and silence fell on the place with a
dull thud.
no on y0at• Guard
.�on't allow a earl in the head to slowly and
surely develop itself into Oatarrb, when you
rise be cured for 150, A fow applications will
cure incipient Oatanh. Ono or two boxes will
eine ordinary Catarrh, One to dye boxes will
ours obronio Catarrh, Try Dr, Chase's Caned -
an Catarrh Cure—it will euro you.
Often applicable is the advise of
Burdett° : 1VIy eon, any fool can
jump from the Brooklyn bridge. If
you want to really distinguish your-
self, stand in the water and jump on
to the bridge.
Boston Hostess to Western Visit•
or : Your people laugh at us for be
ing fond of beans. -Visitor—I
wouldn't mind it. Out in our South-
ern Illinois father says beans are bet-
ter than corn 10 fat hogs on.
June 19,1085.
Par two years my wife suffered
from long and heart disoaso
through rheumatism. She was
greatly omaoiated and too weak to
do anything or herself; she was
given up by Ave doctors, they all
passed their opinion that she
could not live. She oommenoed
using Dr. Jag's Medicine in De-
cember, and after taking six
bottles she was so much improved that she
could look after heir household duties.
J. M. Roubles,
P,ngiueer, O.P.R., Olast Toronto.
Sold by e. A. Deadman.
"Now, Mr, Witness," said a Col-
umbus lawyer, "are you willing to
swear the chair was facing the east ?
Remember, sir, the awfulness of per.
jury." Witness—Well, I won't
swear, but I'll bat yon $10 it was,
How obtuse some people are 1
When Fogg was asked by Miss Flora
Whom affections are eenterecl on her
pug Leah, if ho liked doge, the stup-
id fellow replied, "I don't know; I
never a10 any."
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Site agreed with him.—"It's mom
and drink to the le meet 1ti jolly good
fellow like Smith," said Jones. "\Voll•
judging from the condition you mime
home in when yon have been with
Smith," said Mrs. Jones, with Asper.
ity, "I should say it was meet and
ariltli,"
Mantl—Yea, I have sant bite back
hie letters ; given him back hie ring.
•Edith—mud aro you happ ? "No, I
and lnisornble," "Then why slid you
do it ?" "Well, pa and ma wero so
pleased with him I was afraid we
weren't suited to cinch other."
Mineral Poison.
Nothing but pure extracts from roots and
plants aro usein preparing Mah'rogor's Lung
Compound, the modern null now popular re•
reedy
sti alae, and a ]Coughs,
1 aro tilu0s o tbuothroat, unge
and chest, A11 mineral p ol0ons and Ganger -
our snbatenees are avoided, wbloh rondore it
safe for children or[dulls. Sold eh 50o and 31
per bottle at Hargreaves' drug store.
Lawyer—"Are you single ?" Fe.
male witness --"No." "Then you
are a married woinau ?" "No" "So
you are a widow." "No" But, my
dear madame or miss, you meet be•
long to one of these classes. As
what shall I put you down ?" "1
am—an—engaged woman."
"Oh, well, you temperance people
can talk all you want, but you don't
mimeo me that life amounts to any•
thing without sociability," said to
Chicago hotel guest to a visiting
lecturer,. "Wo are sociable enough,"
was the answer. "Yee ; but not in
the right test', T' like to toast my
friends," "So dons the devil."
We aro constantly in receipt of the most
flattering testimonials 10 referees° to West's
World's Wonder or Penni? Liniment. This
remedy has no equal iai the cure o1 Rheuma-
tism. A tow bottles will Duro the mos0 aggro,
rated case, 13 ionise invaluable for Bpraive,
0050, Bruins, Burns, Scalds and all mom•
plaints requiring external) application. Price
00 ciente tied 60 =taper bottle. Sold by Jno.
Hargreaves & Co., druggists.
Old Mr. Bently (reading the paper)
—I Bee that a colored gentleman
named Scott has just died In Balti•
more at the age of one hundred and
fiftythree. Old Mrs. Bendy (sigh•
ing)—Ah, me 1 Death is a sad
thing, especially for a person like
Mr. Soott, for instance, who was so
used to living.
From Glen Falls comes the story
that a compositor who imagined that
he had talent for constructing sen-
tences had this lino to set : "A. tall
woman with a slight stoop." He
substituted the word piazza for stoop
and suffered the eousequence of thio
act, as he wyonders across the country
looking for work.
The Last Year, 1886,
After the above year is ended there need bo
no person suffering from Rheumatism. Neu-
ralgia, Toothaohe, Headache, Lumbago, or
any acute pain, if they only purchase a bottle
or Fluid L,ghtning, 0e it mires instantly. Pain
cannot 0003,10110r° it is used. The name 33
Fluid Lightning. Bold by J. adargroayss do Co,
druggists.
Rings that he had seen.—Mrs.
Traveller—While we were abroad my
husband mot a real live king. Just
think of a body and fleshy king 1
They wero travelling, and the king
asked my husband to call on him
when be reached Paris. He called.
Mrs. Stay-at-home—My husband,
not long ago called on four kings.
What do you think of that ? Mrs.
Traveller—You don't mean it. Mrs.
Stay. at-home—Yes, I do. That
foolish -call prevented me from hav-
ing
aying a sealskin.
A man found $168 a fete days ago
and the owner rewarded him with a
pair of suspenders. Upon receiving
the reward, instead of being satisfied,
he kicked himself because the sum of
money wasn't twice as large. When
asked why he wished the sum had
been larger, he said that he would
have stood a show of getting a pair
of pants to match the new suspend-
ers. Some men are never satisfied ;
in these days gratitude can only be
found with a search warrant, lie was
in big luck to get the euependers.
O1cGregor's Speedy iinl'C,
When we say 11oGrogor'e Speedy Cure 1s the
only perfect euro for Dyspepsia, Livor 0om-
plains, Indignation and Impure Blood, wo are
tolling plain facto of which hundreds upon
hundreds eau testify who have been restored
to porf ect h eclat by its nee, Wewould there-
fore advise you strongly13 you aro a subjoot
to any of the above troubles lo give Moore -
ees Speedy Ouro a trial and be convinced, It
fit sold in 50o. and 81,00 bottles at Hargreaves
& Co's, drug store.
"Come, doctor, you are very skil-
ful, I will give you the honor of
carving." "With pleasure, madam."
And immediately the doctor begins
his teak. He is very absent-minded,,
and when he has finally made a doop
cut in the leg of mutton he stops,
takes a roll of linen and some lint out
of his pocket and carefully bandages
the wound. Then after regarding it
critically, he remarks with profession.
al gravity, while the guests are stupe;
feed with astonishment : "There,
with rest and good care, there is
nothing to fear."
Sent Jones' Aphorisms.
God is as much under law as I am.
God is always under obligation to
de right.
If you will show me a praying pew,
3 will show you a powerful pulpit,
It takes a first-class preacher and
a lirst•claes hearer to got up a first-
class sermon.
It's as much your duty to got ready
to hear as it is my fluty to get ready
to preach.
YOt2 must have oyes to see the e11u,
and yea tit L181 keep your eyes open.
'lichee are an much in the way of
religion as poverty,
Oh, brothers, let you and 1" realise
that if wo ever get to heaven there
met bo a process of making quo.
Metrical and hematite" a ammeter
otherwise very nulovely indeed.
You can't lay down your r0ligien
to -day and take It up- again tomor-
row and go on with it.
'Brother, God knows just ellen cor-
ner of your nature, and !snows lvhrtt
one to play upon when he wants the
sweetest music.
Law mo 1 I believe the Lord runs
this world, I do l I do I
I expect if I got up to Heaven in.
tact I will regret in heavou that I've
clone a thousand things hero.
There 1s nothing and nobody in
the moral economy of God that can
make sin hopeful and a blessing to
men.
If everybody was rich you would
have to go to the wash -tab and cook -
stove. As a matter of choice, I would
rather he poor than rich.
Getting money is like drinkiug
salt -water.
It is very hard to keep a big, fat,
healthy, Methodist straight iu posi•
tion.
3'11 tell you 31E8. You now con-
verts will average up the dead square
level of the old ones.
Good company 1s 0 blessing to any•
body.
The busy men in this country are
the only men who have time to do
anything.
The lazy man !e not worth any-
thing iu the kingdom of heaven,
,,When you see a fellow who don't
know how much he has given he
hasn't given much.
Uh, how meu take the ehado,v for
the substance, and the onght•to-do-it
for the having -done -it.
Whenever a man is real firat•alass
for any one thing lie's tolerably good
for anything.
One of the best meu I over saw in
my life was a lawyer in full practice.
The world has been trying for
several thousand years to find out
what an old sinner 1s good for, and
has found out nothing. But I want
to say that when you are in eternity
you are going to see what he was
goad for, and that his sole use was
to shade where the sun ought to
shine.
It is worth something to a man to
belong to a good family.
Old sinners are not satisfied with
us unless we live better than they do.
That's religion—to want to avoid
the thong that's wrong and to do the
thing that's right.
I believe I'd rather a follow would
steal anything I've got when I'm
aeleop than buy of me ou oredit and
not pay nee.
God pity a roan that hasn't got
enough to keep him enjoying life,
without running into the sins of the
world, the flesh and the devil.
There 1s nothing in death to harm
a good man,
Let you and me get as high as
God wants us to be, and then every
soul that WO bring to Christ will be
on a level with us.
1f your boy were to get religion,
and get it like you have it, wouldn't
it bo it sight. - -
Many a penitent hag been !chocked
cold and stiff at the altar because
somebody has approached him that
he had no confidence in.
I wish every servant girl could
wear sills 011 the time, because she
, looks hotter iu
If my daughter only had ono dress,
that'should be to whole one. If it
lacked anythil)g at all, I ehonld out
1t off at the bottom unci never at the,
t) Religion will make the floor Olean
and the pillowcase shine as bright as
snow in its purity and whiteness.
The Methodist and Presbyterian
churches in the Lisgar .Hill district
wero destroyed by the recent prairie
fires in Manitoba.
Gananoque complains of a very
large surplus of young men who hug
the street'cornore, excel 1n protanity,
and insult lady pedestrians.
The Regina Leader suggests that
"Galt" should be spelt "Gall" in
view of the fact that Sir Alexander
charges $3.50 per ton for coal.
The bones of'a man buried forty-
five years ago have been removed by
unknown grave robbers from a Char-
lottetown, P. E. I., cemetery.
Richard Knoles, of Milton, N. S,,
has in his garden a fruit tree which
ho grafted four years ago and ' which
in 1884 born pears on one branch,
Gravenstein on another, and Bishop
pippins on another, and which this
year has small apples on the branch
bore pears last year.
OCT. 29, 1886,
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We respectfully desire to announce that our Fall and Winter
Stock is
Comprising Full Ranges of all the different Goods in the rations
Departments,
We would especially call the Attention of the Ladies to our
LEN '.ti t
which will be found to consist of the Latest and most desirable ma-
terials for Fall and Winter wear, with Trimmings and But-
tons to match. A. Pleasure to have 'You Inspect
them and compare prices.
0
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in beautiful shades of Cream, Blue, Pink and Cardinal. Our Gray,
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Examine Our till -'cool 25o. Line,
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we are offering a good selection—Made to Order on the
Shortest Notice and a Fit Guaranteed. See our
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HA`r S A
Tho Newest in the Market and First -Class value.
Cooper. 6 Smith's Boots 6' Shoes, a Falb
Assortment.
Groceries Fresh and Good
Teas 'a Specialty.
Wo are Sole Agents for the Bazaar Patterns. All Sizes and Num-
bers constantly on hand. Monthlies given away Free.
Thanking our customers and friends for their generous support and
assuring them that it will be our aim to give them Bight goods at the
Bight Time and at Right Prices. -
I remain, faithfully yours,
STRAOLIAN