The Brussels Post, 1886-10-1, Page 66
%notary of Churohos and Societies,
lfisbvn.ras Cnvlteu.—Sabbath Services et
11.8.n1, and (hill) p.01. Sunday Seim/ nt
3:30 p.m, 'toy. duo. heal, lit A., pastor.
IS:sos Caption.•-• Sabimth Services at 11
11,m, and 1:110 p.m. SUII11 y School at 2:30
p.m. liov. S. Jones, pastor,
ST. J011\'0 t+ashen,--Sabbath Services at
11 a.m. and 7 p.m. Sunday School at 0:110
a.m, Rev, IV. T. elude, inontubont,
Mt:Taobiar Unfair.—Sabbath Services nt
10:30a.n1.and 8:30 p.m, Sunday School at
Sl0 p.m, rev. NY m. Smyth, pastor.
Rotas Caxuol.lo Colrncit,—Sabbath Ser-
vicethirdSundayin every month at 11 elan.
Ilev. P. J. Shea, priest.
ODD FaVhoW'8 140nalt every Thursday
evening in Urallam•s block.
1f usoi\rc Longz Tuesday at or before full
moon in `austone's block.
A. 0. 17. IV. Lonna meets on 1st and
Sr3111onday evenings of each month.
101 32n's Lenon 2nd and last Monday
evenings of each mouth in Srnnlo's 11a11.
L. 0, L. 1st it(onday in every month in
Orange IIall
THE BRUSSELS POST
OOT, 1, 1886.
If there it; anything below, the A peddles. gold 52 cents worth of
olouds that 1vi11 make an angel red mucilage at Beaton, and was obliged
around the oyes, it is to see ti near- to pay $2 for a ltoenee to legalize the
sighted bachelor thread a needle. transection.
An Irish country doctor, eonvers. Speculators are digging on the faro]
ing with a friend about tbo hlgb rate at Sandwich Wost in sneroh of a
of mortality then prevailing, rework. °host of gold said to have been buried
od, "Boded, there aro people dying there (luring the patriot war.
From a mound at Calf Mountain a
who ever died before quantity of human bowie, sirups, and
A philanthropist asked
d the daugu•
other relies have been takon, and
ter of a rich manufacturer, who eon-
ploys
m• will be submitted to the Winnipeg
did a hundreds foro of mon, if elle neer Illetorieal Society for exawioatioU.
did
," was t her father's bands. On Tuesday night last 100 yotulg
withwas the reply, "bot I rub miry grape vines and 15 young plum trees
with ,rlyoerino and oatlnoal every wore out down iu the proton of Junes
night." T'umphrioe, of f�uaeuaton, Who
rQcI feel o rtninnsrts, cowardly authors of the mischief
"er not working
oringI Ont of eked, bilious, my
liver not work Otgttgh t, or reeked with nhord- haV01l0t bg0tl iDdotltitled.
soh° l take 0 base's 1, Ivor (hare. Th en is more A miner named Thee, 1tebCTta,
real boned t from Ono ,lose olyuar Livor Unre dissatisfied with the way in which the
tLan In many battles of eouiu luwiletn".
JNo, Museum, Ilona lOOad' conlraets for the erection of a new
I3onsemnid : "Cb, please, Miss, church were let, aseaultod Bev. A. A,
there was ayouug gentleman called Badley, of Calabogio, knocked out
when you lens out, He didn't leave one of Lie front teeth, and badly out
itis lip.
Pear °MON•-01110e noursfrom 8 a.m. no card, Miss, but 1 can show you
INPT1TeTs Bre
7 p.m. BOOM and onwho he is, 'came there aro the of
1IaCnA\ICP' 1tOPdlll�,
Library in Holmes' block, will bo open his photographs in your alb111re
from ti to 8 o'clock p.m. Wednesdays and In school a teacher noticed a huge
Saturdays. Miss Jessie Ross, Librarian. blot of ink on a boy's Dopy book.
"What is that," ire demanded, "Surd
.._ ._.._VatsIliio>L. Notes. I think its a tear, sir." "A tear ?
How could a tear bo bltiok ?" "Sure
Last week a eon of Chas. Straag•
way, Pilkington, observed a largo
bird sitting on a high tree malting its
morning meal off a fish a foot in
length. He got a guu nod shot the
had, which proved to be a bald 11euc1.
ed en -le measuring 8 foot from tip to
The marquis is the newest Ince.
and' think one of the colored boys tip of wing.
11 is rumored that the Brantford
company ]s making an endeavor to
secure the Passmore property at Port
Dover, with the intention of tsouvert-
ing it into pi0-ale grounds, with a
race track, base ball and other ath
letie conveniences, enug cottages and,
other suitable accommodations for
pia-nic and excursion parties and
summer r'esortere.
Flat finger rings aro out of fashion.
A glove must be long or it 18 nosh
ing.
Ile on year Guard,
ron't allow a cold lu the head to slowly and
surely develop itself luta Catarrh, when you
A
Can be cured for 152. few applications will
curs incipient Catarrh. Ono or two boxes will
e ordinary curehronCatarrh, Try Try DOlBo'sCaned-
au
Catarrh Curs -1t will ours you,
Skirts are gathered, draped or
plaited.
Tho beryl and tho opal are fashion•
able stones,
Black and white sill: hose in pin
checks are imported.
Etamine with wide meshes is com-
bined with woolen lace.
The latest remedy for Coughs, Colds. CrOup,
Whooping Cough, nronehliis, etc., is Htorireg-
or's Lung C0mp0210. Thorn is no remedy in
existence containing nay one of the active in-
gredients composing MO rogor's Lung C&m-
panne, so do not say 2100 bora taken every-
thing until you have tried thl s fey your cold or
oougu, and your opinion will be the same as
an who bavo used it, viz ; that it 1n tbo best.
Sold In 000. and 81 bottles by Jno. Margrearee
& Co „druggists,
Velvet j8ckets, sleeveless of course,
are worn with lace dresses.
White silk vests, braided with gold
of a pale tint, are worn with tailor-
made dresses.
Women will Nova largo and splen•
did ornaments in jewelry, men very
smsll and quiet ones.
It is considered more in France for
a bride to wear a long plain tulle veil
than a lace one.
This it to certify that I bavo used 1loGreg-
or's Speedy Cure for Dyspepsia and Liver
00nlplahit, and do honestly say that if it coat
me one hundred dollars (3530.on) a bottle I
would not be without it, as it hen done me
nod I feel like than
a all map—Yours truly ever
ax,
S@EEL, Carleton Placa, Dur. This medicine 1s
for sale at 50c, and Cl per bottlo st lrargroaves
Lrug Store.
Times are good again across the
line.- Thejewelry trade has improv-
ed 25 per cent., over last year.
Shoes are less pointed, and have
renou0aed high heels which gave
such an unsteady gait and projected
the body forward.
Plush jackets aro made without
any extra trimming of fur or paesem-
enterie, end are beautiful from their
very simplicity.
Varieties.
If Parliament gots in hot water, it
)1150011 es.
Brewers can't strike ; the hops
keep On working.
Does a TO011 marrying a grass wid-
ow live in clover ?
Like the worm, the roller skate
will turn when trod on.
Despatches say "the corn market
is pinched." Tight shoes, perhaps.
Advertising is a great deal like
making love to a widow. It can't be
overdone.
clave you aver tried MoIregor & Parka's
Carbolio Comte for sores of any kind 7 It is
beyond doubt the very b est preparation In tho
market for healing and aurins Soros, Blume,
Cu tit, Pimples. Blotch co, and is the only proper
method of applying Oarbolio &cid. Sold at
Hargreaves Drug Store or 210. per box.
Miranda married a chiropodist, be.
cause she wanted her man to always
be at her feet.
"This is my sphere," said a happy
'vice patting her bald•headod husband
on the pato,
Moat men like to see themselves in
"Inuit," but women don't. They
prefer eine or satin.
Do you know the nature of an oath
madam ?— You wouldn't ask that
question, judge, if yon knew my hue.
hand.
"Hello, Jim ; where've ye bin ?"
'"Fishin', whereve you ?" "Fishin' ;
what d'yo ketch ?" "Oold, what'd
you ?" "Thrashin'."
A little boy said ho would rather
have the earache than the toothache
because ho wasn't compelled to have
his ear pulled out,
"You never sate my hands as dirty
as that ?" said a petulant mother to
her little girl. "No, but your mother
did," was the rely,
must have dropped it.'
Gave you ToOtbnol,o? Use Plaid lightning.
Rove you llhoumntlsln ? Uso Fluid Lightning.
Have you. Stiff Joint ? Uoo Vivid Lightni ug.
Have you Neuralgia? Use Fluid Lightning.
Have you Lumbago? 1100 Plaid Lightning.
Are you. troubled with headache? Use Plaid
Lightning, Duro you any Pale 7 Uso Fluid
Lightning. It will 111ro you ib0 instant it is
api'lied. Try it. '350. per bottle at Hargreaves
Drug Moro.
The following incident happened in
one of the public school of America
Teacher : Define the word excavate.
Scholar: It means to hollow out.
Teacher : Construct a sentence 1n
which the word ie properly used.
Scholar :' Tho baby excavates when
it gets hurt.
I110 of tho greatest importance that al
bowel find stomach oompinints should be at.
tended to at once. espadally at ibis season of
the year. \Vott'5 Pain Bing is prompt, reliable
and certain 11050r to fa0. Ouly?5 coots. Sold
by Jao.13a1'greavos & Co.
It was roorganiztug,—"I should
say that this railroad company ought
to reorganize," exclaimed a disgusted
passenger on a Weetel'n road.
"That's what it is now Join;,"
promptly replied the conductor.
"Then we. may hope for better sea.
vice ?" "No, sir. Two men now
own all the stock, and the object is
to got all into the ]lands of one."
wonderful is the affect of West's World's
Wonder or Family Liniment
i 1 SOheu andaril
Sprains, Cuts, Bruise e,
stands withses out rivl externalP ri a "all cents and be
cents per bottle Held by Jnu. Hargreaves
& co., brussels.
A tree happened to fall upon a sow.
Her back was injured, but in order
that she might live long enough to
fatten, her owner put a set of trucks
underneath her in such a way as to
support her back. In course of time
elle became the mother of ten healthy
pigs, and, strange but true to say,
each pig bad trucks attached to it the
same as those under the mother. $o
says an exchange from the- rural die•
trlots.
No frills about him.—"Gentlemen,"
ho said to the reporters as the sheriff
put the knot where it would do the
most good, "will you grant me one
last request before I die ?" The re.
porters to a man said that they
would. "Then write me down as
having boon simply "hanged," not
"launched into eternity." I'm no
dude." This request caused some
consternation among the younger re-
porters, but they all inept their word.
B7nwTPon11, Aug. etb,1080.
ALOut throe years ago hiss laid
up with brouohitis, and for nix
mouths -was unable, to do etnytlling.
Four bottles of Dr. Jug's Mo die Ina
completely cured mo, nod my
health has Loon first-rate over
since, in foot leaver telt better in
my llro• W. 11. MAW!E,
G. T. n. works, Stratford.
Sold by O. A,Doadman.
"Luny," ebe said to the new girl,
when the question of wages had been
settled, "there are times when my
husband comes home in a—a—eon•
dition." "Yos'm" "In a befuddled
condition." "Yes'm." "Caused by
overtaxing his brain at the office."
"I understand, ma'am, and if be
eom0e into the kitchen and puts his
arm around one I'm to—." "Retain
your dignity." "That's it, ma'am,
That's just what has happened in my
two last places, and 1'11 warrant you
I can behave in such a manner that
He'll take me for the lady of the hones.'
Don't you let the befuddled condition
worry you as long as I remain, ma-
ma.'
D°•JUGSa:
MtDICINE`
n1ria
•ton eti
BLOOD.'
Canadian. NoWre.
A Chatham tailor got a $000 order
from Forepaugh,
V. Bell, of Plympton, deg 125 po•
Woes ont of ono hill, all good 61120.
J.lrvino, of Palmyra, 'Cent county,
grow peaches 10 inohee 1n eircumfer•
0000.
JonathanNropf, of Iaysvllle, grew
some corn stalks 11 feet 91- inehee
i high.
„a;i t.
k,u;�Yr'.►:b i
\'Ar M. 13 L 1> SHILL,
Dutcher, thanking his
runny 0 1, i(l hers for tuelr ltb0r03
00(33rt for the past alit years
wishes to inform them that bo -
hie horned ou t of the old stand Into Mad. no a
altnp in Staalo's Block 4n arat•olpss style
whore. he hones to see all the out customers
and as many nmv 0 )0 na sea tit to give hint a
Dill 1 keen nothing but first -Olsen meats, 1,11
kinds of fool try and Han0a130 3,101.3. Deliver-
ed to all parts of t110 113011, i rou, Gu811 1)41)1
for Fat Stook,
TUN CITY
Carriage and
Shoeing Shop.
The capture of sturgeon ai Porte
Talbot and Barwell have been phen-
omenally large this season, Tons
upon tons of these cartilaginous Ina.
Reit
na-
fieh have been shipped to Buffalo,
sturgeons weighing '75 to 115 pounds
have been captured by scores, but
Masers. John Price tG Co., of Port
Stanley, took out of their No. 3 west
net the other day a .sturgeon wmigb-
iug 160 pounds. This is believed to
be by long odds the largest fish
ever caught on the north shoro of
Laky Eno.
A St. Thomas veterinary surgeon
pulled a dog's eye tooth recently.
The canine was braced up on its hind
legs on the chair, and opened its
mouth quito naturally. The surgeon
took advantage of the opening and
with a pair of horse forceps took a
firm hold of au eye tooth. The dog
yelped and wrapped lois legs and tail
around the surgeon's arm in a deo•
perate grip, but the (oroeps kept
their hold, and after a ]lard struggle
the tooth was torn from its fasten-
nge. The dog fell back in a dead
faint, but was soon revived and set
at liberty.
The sweepstake prizes for the boat
farms do the Province were awarded
by the Agricultural and Arts Aseoei-
ation at Guelph as follows :—The
first prize to Simpson Rennie, Itlilli-
ken, township of Belabor°, County
of 'York ; the second to Wm. Donald -
eon, of South Zorra, township of Bast
Zona, County of Oxford ; and the
third to John Fothergill, Burlington,
township of Nelson and County of
Halton. The form of Win. Reunie,
township of Markham, County of
York, was placed in the fourth place,
and that of -John Campbell, jr., of
Woodville, township of Marlpoee,
county of Victoria, in tho fifth. Tho
competition was so close that there
WKS only a difference of seven marks
between these five out of a possible
200, and of the 17 forms visited all
were found to bo worthy of the clos-
est scrutiny. The prizes were $100
$60 and $40.
The London Advertiser says :—
We have private information which
points very strongly in the direction
of an election in October. Wo would
warn our Beform friends everywhere
not to permit themselves to be lulled
into a false security. The Govern-
ment wore fully resolved upon bring.
ing on the general election this an.
tmm�, and they have not yet aband•
°nod the intention. It is true that
tho result of the elections In Iiaidi-
mand and Ohambly have caused de-
lay, but they have not yet gauged the
Government to abandon tho deter-
mination. Sir John Macdonald in
his speech assumed dist the general
elections would be brought on in 1887.
Of course they will if Parliament is
allowed to continuo its full peeled;
but that declaration of the Prime
Minister proves nothing, Mr. Nor-
quay recently informed a friontl and
et]pportor that he was delaying the
write in the cage of tho Provincial
eleotions in Manitoba beeltuse it was
mooted that the Federal Govern -
malt would bring on the elections
this fall, gild it would bo more con -
Valiant and bolter for the party to
biles the Proviwoial and Federal oleo -
Hone in Manitoba at the same time.
WATTS & 9'KAUUL.
Fl A Rte
While thanking our numorotis 'DUMB
friends for their patronage during J �'i
the past throe months we wish to
remind the public that we aro in n
bettor position than ever to sup-
ply your wants in any lino of Car-
riages. We came hero to do an
honest bnsinoos and Stand second
to no other moehanic ill tho Do-
minion of Canada. Wo are pre-
pared to do all sorts of machine
work and dross mason's hammers
and tools of all sorts. In Morse
Shoeing WO aro so far without
competition. We have travelled
around the world for our experi-
ence. If you have a cripple that
110.5 BEATEN your blacksmith you
have only to bring it to the Oily
Shooing Shop and wo guarantee a
miraculous 01110 the first or second
visit. Please give us a call. We
are hero for the sole benefit of the
public at large.
Yours truly,
WATTS & MoILeuo,
Brussels.
We have also the best wood-
worker in the County of Huron in
connection with our shop, we re-
fer to the well known JAIiIS WALic-
3113, the proprietor of the wood-
work department. He guarantees
perfect satisfaction in all lines of
hood -work. Cutters made in the
latest style, neat and durable. He
has just got in his winter's stook
of timber for Cutters and Bob -
Sleighs. All repairs done at the
lowest price. He also does Paint-
ing at his shop. Give him a call
and be will give you the satisfac-
tion you never got before. "A dol-
lar saved is a dollar made."
J:s11I11s WALAI;a.
1S1
oJ
Glib & Putty,
Let 1, & ate, , ^1,es.
O ES
--AND —
Stove Pipes
Tarred Pelting,
Alabastine Paint.
Mixed Paints
ALL COLORS.
L HAD ez OIL.
BCERRY.
WOOD WANTED
Wood wanted at the Brussels Salt Works. On
and after October lst, 1886, we will take any
amount of
CrenaDiVr
In Trade for Dry Goods, Groceries
&c., &c.
WE HAVE ALSO POR SALE
2 New 'Wagons,
2 JV'ew Buddies,
.1 JV'ezu Czotter,
any of which we. will also trade for either Stove
or Cordwood.
It is distinctly understood that No Wood will
bo taken on Accounts up to
OCTO1E3JJR 1, 1886.
F. C. ROCS FRSs