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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1886-9-10, Page 31 SEPT. 10, 1880. DE EVILS OD DE DAY, A learned discourse 017 Mahlon, You till necdn't bo lookin' in do hook, Cause hit ain't (rum der my tux is took ; Da subfeet dot l'se gwlua tor talk on is right yero on dig 11o' you walk on, De sinful. way &swing' wring) on, Will soon fetch up do judgment morn, Do good Lawd will son' do worl' to burn (Micas for good hit takes a turn. Yon young gels a satin' by du doali, Come up whar you Itis hear a tootle nmb, Do sarmon's gwino for be on Fashion An not 'bout do hearts you's bin mnashin'. You know do Good Book toll us all Dat pride is eartin' sure to go bolo' a fall ; Dar's pride n plenty in yo' heart Do fall will coma mime; wid it you part. Sposin' you WAR to fall ter day ; ha'd you drop, I say? Dee like a atar, at night a shooters, To de Debbi' you'd go a gaily hooten. In your wickedness you's been gwine 071 Eber sense de day chit you was born; For kingdom come and glory g,in v. shout Repent tar clay an den for heaben net out. On Sunday morn to church yon go, All to make a mighty sho' On dat new cloak you mads is sot, Or to see de hat what Sister Jane is got. W'at UFO is niggars got for velvet cloaks, Dots cut out an made for firth white folks? In dem you loolc des lak de crow, Dot tried do peacock's ladders in his tail to grow. You men satin' in de rear, Ise also got a word for you to bear, AD lo weelc you open' in workin' hard, Hauliur loads ob meat, au' flour an' lard. When Saturday night comes aroun' Dow much meat in your safe is form' ? You know hits hard to answer dot Cause your money's gone for flat new bearer hat. Ef dat's do way you span' yo' labor You'll soon be lookin' iu de ben house ob your nabor, You needn't grin at what Deo tellin' you, For ebery word you know is true. In yo' safe dar'a not a dust ov meal, Yo' chillun is learnin' how ter steal, Lay aside yo' fancy &eosin's, An-larn dem anima hones' leash's. Wile wo all jivesin singin' ov do hymn, Jesus Lover of my Soul, Bruddors Dick and Sim Will please ter zxase aroun' do hat, Ilit will sanctify yosin ter drop a dime in dat. 016126161111.6611.111611181030.111•11•6616,6 How to Succeed 111 Wetness., Don't worry. Don't overwork, Don't make the field too broad. Be wary of dealing with unsuccess- ful men. Make friends, but don't encourage favorites. Reap down expenses, but don't bo penurious. Reap a high vitality. Sleep well, eat well, enjoy life. Stink to your chosen pursuit, but not to chosen methods. Don't tell what you are going to do —till you have done it. Enter your charges when the goods are sold. Don't trait. Make plans for a little way ahead, MA, don't cast them in Iron. Be oontent with small beginnings— and be euro to develop them. Don't take fresh rinks to retrieve your losses. Cut them off short. Be oantioua ; but when you makgis bargain, make it quietly and boldly. A regular system of sending out bills and statements is more °Hoff ye than spasmodie donning. Kavo'a proper division of work, arid neither interfere nor permit interfor• once with your employees. 11 is better for your creditors to postpone payment squarely than to pretend to pay by giving a check dat- ed ahead. Look aftor your 'Iblotters"—aud all books of original entry. ill litigation they aro reliable evidence ; copies are not. A Family Problem, Iii the matter of marrying and giv- ing in marriage 1 have strucic an au- thentic, as well as modern instance, which has rattled me as badly aa “Punch, brothers, punch with oare," once got away with the mental °gun. ibrinon ole confiding public. Call it the marital labyrinth' Hymen's para- dox, the "whot.ain-I-any.how ?" or anything else you please. 11 1100 net bay head going like a tea- totum—you are welcome to it, hoping five minutes' attention will find you enjoying the same biasing. A father, son, and grandson mar- ried three aisters. That looks simple onough,doeen't it, It hasn't dawned on you yet ? Well, see here :— J.. Auto, the father, married Abi- gail, 2. Benjamin, son of Annie, married Detey. 8. Charles, son of Benjatnin, mar - tied Carolina. What then? Amos is brother to his son, THE BRUSSELS POST Amos is brother to his grandson. ,i1Itnitreal's winter carnival will Amos IS grandfather to hie dangh. open on jr.,,b, 7, ter, Ayr :18 about to build a $15,000 MOO le grandfather to big eister. Presbyterian (thumb. Amos is father to his wife. 1 Porepaugh'e alum onto about 1.500 Amos is father to hie grandam, puindlo a beef 4Inily. .A mos is his own grandfather, his Wrii.1 ciaard, of 31iteb..11, lits it .00'n Ectu, and bruilicr.in.liffe to biol. elm 11,A), r 17 inch. s111 tha(1tei.e.. self. titlatfor,1 c,rnr3 hoe el i4 1 1301.i amin ts brother to ins Afflict, ;31,501) worth it': no 01 lit i'nutliin B0113017011.1 18 brother to his son, ilsvulnirg 10 ptaling bwli 1(00011 Benjamin le brO1i113P 11301.110r. Ile fag as board sidewalks wear mit. Benjamin ie brother to his daugh• G. 13, Fenner, of Morrishure hen ter. 13onjainin is the son of his sister, Benjanun is the husband or his sister, Charles le brother to his father. Charleu is brother to his grand- father. Charles is brother to bis mother. Charles is brother to his grand- mother. Charles is grand nephew to /no mother. Charles is grand nephew to his 'wife. Charles lathe grandchild of his aunt. Charles is marriedto another allot. Charles is the sot of his aunt. Charles is the husband of his sister. There are eoveral other things which it would strain my intellect to think of. Figure 11 out yourself, if you please. Go at it thoroughly, comprehensively, and exhaustively. Don't give it up. But remember there still remains the relationship of the W0111011 10 wrestle with. When you get that all settled to your satisfaction, I will simply add that each of these couples aro blessed with several children. NOW tackle that, and sea where you will fetch up. And yot norm of these people are idiots, not one is in a lunatic n,sylum. Perhaps the secret of their immunity is that they don't bother their heads about their double-and.twisted rola. tionship at all. Cautylials. News. Typhoid fever. in Exeter. The Kirkton cheese factory was destroyed by fire. Two Trenton boys have had a hard struggle with a twenty-two pound nuaskinonge. They could nob get it into their boat, and. were oblidgad to tow 11 10 the island, where they wore finally able to capture it. The corner stone of the new Y. M. 0. A. building on Yonge street, To- ronto, was laid Tuesday afternoon by John Macdonald, in the presence of a large gathering. The building is to cost in the vicinity of $80,000, of which $55,000 have been secured. On the eve of his departure for St. Paul, Mr. Egan was presented with $10.000 in gold by the Canadian Pac- ific Railway employees, and a gold watch, value $500, by the grain men and millers of the Northwest. Win- nipeg Board of Trade gave him an address.. A special meeting of the Perth County Council was held at Stratford to consider the county equalization question. A by-law was passed ap- pointing Wm. Long, Reeve of Mary - borough, and 3. McMillan, Reeve of Hullett, valuators for the county. Their duty will be to make a cash valuation of all the property within the county, their report to be in by the let December. Tho valuators are allowed 58.50 per day. A youth of Grey County a'ccom• ponied his girl home one evening and feuding the house locked they gained admittance by the Willa0W. The girl offered to make a oup of tea and the offer being accepted the kettle was filled and the two sat down in the dark to wait for it to boil. When the tea was n.1 length prepared, how- ever, it was•founel to have a peculiar taste, and an inquiry revealed the fact that the kettle had been filled with buttermilk. At a polling booth in London, during the vote on the railway bonne By-law on Wednesday, the Returning-offieer had a DM arrested for attempted personation. He was given over to a constable, and that official placed his prisoner in a carriage and started for the Pollee Station. The pair, how- ever, never reacheil their destination. They were observed to stop en route to Police Headquarters and. go into a hotol for refreshments, and at that point all trace.of them seems to have been lost. The attempt was made last week to blow up the Good Toraplars' Lodge at Arthur. While the lodge was in Benton an explosion occurred which eonsiderably disturbed the meeting. On an inVeStigation being made the fragments of a bled bottle with it partially consumed fuse attached were found a few feet from the build• ing. It is supposed that the attempt was made to threw the bottle through a window into the lodge room, but that a high board fence which sur- rounds the building prevented the success or the outrage, ouverE4 trttnk 21.2, 1) was n in Om )l (0 1074, in the reign Charlen 11. A. young lady has entered 8(111 the Ottawa Division Court to reef the vain() of a ring and $0 in o T. .',i.V.111.2'0111,,,,x: y 1.411.r..rales t, otrongoxt nod most nide 'W. 5X, .51,,sr-A.1(4, Dsousreu Ines Maws, - ilfrreuni., ONT., 11011 314161110.0tUrnr al throo intros/at ltfmis of oho had loaned to a recreant love r.L'he directors of the North Rh( AV° gfiiiviitg A770 ants°. '0 11 lory llinv 014 as buing Emporia,: to Intway now in tit on a ,.LU. LOA.:N AT 0 PElt 4044.. (1.1 t 1,a1.64.11. IS MANN, en. ern h ttrool‘ 7 1:3 • " V ! • ;• • ,,,,.,• - - . 'Oiltisiolan who — r 1-1111?, REST , '14,1 2 - of Oxford Agricultural Society invited the lit. lion. Sir John A. Donald to 111511 their exhibitiou the 17th September. The text of milieu on horse -r nig preached on Sabbath last by McDonag, Strathroy, from Zechariah xiv., 15, "So shall the plague of tho Immo." A Dover farmer has a heifer, t years old, which, although it ue had a calf, gives three quarts of in daily. The milk was brought to by a two year old steer sucking it. A Coulonge correspondent of T Bryson Equity alleges that a you marksman of that place, at 5 yarns, struck squarely the head of pin stuok in the centre of a comm envelope. Donald Campbell, of McNabb tow ehip, io Renfrew Comity, was rald hay with a young colt, which beco ing uu manageable; throw him off, at ono of the prongs caught his ear an tore that organ out by the roots. LI. Go). Munro 11(18 received blah memorials for the signatures of t) volunteers -of the County of Oxfor. who wore on active envies (thrill the Fenian raid in 1860, asking th Government for similar recognitio for such services as was given1 those engaged in the suppression the rebellion in the Northwest. Monday.the body of Thos. Davi a farmer owning 100 acres in th Township of Culross, was foun hangioe,” by his ueck iu the busl back of his farm. He had bee missing for the last four welsh, an was only found by chance. He wa between 60 and 70 years old and WA one of the first settlers in this town ship. A. railway man told of the eutenes of Forepaugh'e elephants while o the train. One of them occupied ear 0011 fleeted with the engine tenclei add becoming dry he opsued the lit tle door, reached hie trunk over the water Ink, lifted the top off th opening (and it was fastened dowt with springs) and drank heartily. He nut only satisfied his own thirst, but he pumped and passed along enough water to meet the requirements several other elephants. Evidently the intelligence of the elephant is of the highest order. ing wittor, ftwIt; Nr003:1', et li440.1;Inli;°;:r1:1Trn: 1.10. cliiired a world-wido reputation: I gearantoo 011. Vall be wo ver ilk it he ng 00 a on ng 11 icl 10 1, 0 13 0 of 0, 0 11 11 1, 11 a 0 • 0 School Teacher East, of Ty-Qui:lid- age, School Section .No. 5, resigned his charge, but tle he claimed hie res. ignation was not acted upon he had two weeke to teach after vacation. On reaching no school on Monday last, however, he found Trustee Brown with a lady teacher in possess- ion and was informed that his resig. nation had been accepted. He seems to haVe diejinted this statemeut of the case and to Lave attempted to open the school whereupon trouble ensiled and lo magistrate has been called in AS final arbiter in the prem. hies. (Mrs. Mary Doyle, of Raleigh, who was born in Wexford, Ireland, 1700, died a few days ago. She remember- ed well the Irish Rebellion of 1798, and had a distinob recollection of see- ing the military marching thorough the country. She nine to Canada. with Iter husband iu 11380, and first settled in Yarmouth in Elgin County, Her husband was drowned in Kettle Creek a few years afterward. She was a widow for fifty years, and raised a family of five sone and one daughter. The daughter died a few years ago, but the 80718 survive her and all are wealthy and respected. W. E. Higgins, son of D. W. Hig- gins, of The Vietorm(13.0.) Colonist, who attended school in Toronto dim. ing 1884 and 1885, met with a serious accident a few days ago. He had fired several shots from a revolver at the roar of ilia house and had proeur- ed another pistol, with which in pass- ing he tapped the door of 0 room where some of the members of the family were. The blow exploded one of the cartridges, and the bullet struok him on the right side, glum - lug along the ribs and lodging inter- nally, Efforts wore made to recover the bullet, but without 5000595, and the young man's condition is regard - ad AS 0%trall1Oly Cr I 11010. Over sa03, to, affect., ' A sal: yourdrog• ghlt11? 1.uPrrval 'Ws:Dia and taker,: F.,' 00 11101100 post- age for s'lletipartigul SON Ir., a , an drugists, war box, Attriretit THE EUREKA. OHE1110.1.T., 00., D.:r::crs, Pima. —SOLD 113! Hargreaves & Go., . Ilrussels, TER GERA.T ENGLISH PE.litiORIPTEI 30 yeurd 1,, th.nis,m1;tr Iran 12TOUlp OU 1.0 ..11% 'fn.+ COnaL01011 litn' (I" („"'',: ,?1;',- 0), 11111 equal to 111 avor 1104110. May 1 014011. either sox, 1111 • will throw water 800 toot, or /ores 10 a mils on caused by .Ind1sere:;,1 tho levet, Vannent mint stOolcumn aro re. Packages 8 guarani,Ta 1. • .41,1% ClU01660d 60 send for nar:r,ou taro bat ore ying °trier medicines fail, 06, pselufge mpec- either a Windmin di a Punt , so 1 Maim that Ivo $11, bylasIt, kkdd 0",,,fAl.,K 0', mine aro tin host (u tho market. Address a,1Iu1lisC1118111cs4,UM 1)c1)-,t,.1f,,,s. • Sold b,y flargreaves Brussels. w. ;11014818, Mitchell, Ont. .142. 10 01 10 0 01 10 g, EAST HURON Carriage Works, L&MEJSE3T_TY.MIZS —2IANU1?AOTTJBEB OF -- CARRIAGES, DEMOCRATS, EXPRESS WAGONS, B0GGIES, WAGONS, ETO., ETO., ETO. All made of the Bee Material and finished in a Workman -like manner Repairing and Painting promptly attended to. Parties intending to buy should call before purchasing. RIBFEREINCES.—liarsden Smith, B. Laing, James Cutt and Wm. Mc- Kelvey, Grey Township ; W. Cameron, W. Little, G. Brewar and D. Breckenridge, Morris Township ; T. Town and W. Blashill, Brussels ; RCN'. E. A. Fear, Iiirkton, and T. Wright, Turnberry Township. REMEMBER THE STAND—SOTJTFI OF BRIDGE. JAMES BUYER ETHEL aswr at, IFIrrAt":,YO'n NIII4R4AS, 0 Tho undersigned, having completed the change from the stone to the Celebrated Hungarian system of Grinding, has now the Mill in First-class Bunning Order, And will be glacl3to see all 'his old customers ttha 08 many new ones as possible. hopping done. Flour and, Feed Always on, liana. 0 Highest. Price paid for any quantity of Good Gfain. MILNE,