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You could not etiirt a conversation, or any
eoinnumpince narretion, or any theme
Meath the Baler course on which a mort-
al might eenveree, or any thing in the
UtliVenS0 but he'd explored ekbaustively
and knew the subject root and branch.
You could not acute up any topics from the
freezing poles to the sweltering tropios,
from Tioang-Ho to the “wandering Po"
or the land of the sturdy Eskimo, but
he would open his thorax wide and pour
his oral avalanche.
You could not make a short digression into
any science or profession, any occult
lore of the days of yore, but he had
known ib all before, and would Wind hie
lung attachment up and spout his verb-
al watery slush.
Man has io any 'bo•u i:—
"My hand fits the plow•hamllo
muuli better than a pen, and my iu
bas been trained to raise fat
pigs and big pumpkins ; consequent-
ly iny patch or literature has been
sadly neglected ; but I will try.
1 notice that your Board of Trade
is to be solicited to issue a pamphlet
on tobacco, Now 1 should like to
make a few suggestions as to what it
should oontain.
I should like for it to contain the
name of the man who can stand up
and truthfully eay that the first to.
bacco that he placed between hie
You couldn't discuss the slightest question, violent tasted good.
or make a modestdim euggeetion, but ,Also the mother that advises her
he'd catch your eye and fill your ears, a to
nchew tobacco, and the father
and talk a robust man to tears on any
theme in the hemieplaeres, and deluge who ie proud of Lis daughter bet:tense
all the country round with foaming tale C0,0 smoke pipe and dip enuff,
cataracts of gosh I want to hear of the physician in
good standing that recounnende his
HuHDA11. FOB 'TIM MAN IMO PAYS. chum to on toomoo.
There are men of brains who count their it to contain, also,
gains the name of the young man that
By the million dollars or more; would prefer a bride with a Pipe in
They buy and ecu, and really do well her mouth.
On the money of the poor,
Also, the name of the man that
They manage to get quite deep in dobt
Byvarious (Tooker]. ways;
And so vie eay that the man today
Ie the honest man who pays.
When in town he never sneaks down
Some alley or baokway street;
With head 01000 120 will never deflect,
But boldly each man meet.
He counts the cost before ho is lost
In debt's mysterious maze.
And he never bujis in a manner unwise,
But calls for his bill and pays.
There's a certain air of debonair
In the man who buys for cash; the young man that offers his best
Ife is not afraid of being betrayed girl his plug of natural leaf and a
By blackleg shyster's dash. stoma
What he says to you he will certainly do, - '
If it's eash or thirty days • Young mon, she has juet as good
has good, sound eense, and has used
tobacco ten yeers, that has not wish.
od hirneolf clear of the habit scores
•of times.
I should nice to have the address
of the man who can live on tobacco
alone and nothing else.
Please have the name of the man
inserted whose brenali is improved
by the nee of tobacco.
I should like to have the name of
And when he goes out the clerks will shout
Hurrah for the num who pays I
TOUCHING LINES. • •
I came to the bootee of the mourner below,
I entered the M9091008 of grief,
Tho feared deep sorrow most freely did
flow,
tried, but could give no relief.
There sat the lone widow, dejected and sad,
By affliction and sorrow oppressed,
And there werether children in mourning
arrayed,
And sighs were escaping each breast.
I spoke to the widow concerning her grief,
I asked her the cause of her woo,
And why there was nothing could give her
Or soothe her deep sorrow below?
Sho looked on her children, thon looked up.
on me—
net look X shall never forget —
More eloquent far than a seraph's could be
It spoke of the trials she mot.
"The hand of ofiliation falls heavily now,
I am left with my children 50 0200110,
The friend of my youth now lies silent and
low'
In yonder cold graveyard, alone.
"But why should I mourn, or feel to cam.
plain,
Or think that my portion is hard,
Have met with affliction 'tie surely hie
gain,
He has entered the joy of his Lord.
...Elie work is eompleted and finished below,
His last tear has fallen, I trust,
Be has preached his fast sdrmon, be has .
met his last foe, '
He has conquered and now is at mat
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Domestic Curiosities,
1. An intosieating drink, or an
artificial drink which will not increase
the thirst, or any alcoholic drinks,
fermented or distilled, from the port.
ers, ales and beers up, which will not
dimfnish the appetite, with the power
of digestion.
2. A man who is very maim in
advocating the nee of whiskey—as a
medicine—who cannot be induced to
take a little—as a dram.
8. A. woman, kind and obliging tO
her neighbors, with smiles, atm.
forting words for the unfortunate,
her heart overflowing with sympathy,
who will not eventually find herself
surrounded with "good neighbors."
A TAVAllg Ituestten#
question -Ms this Me worth living 9" Answer
-..11 all depends upon the Epee' II torpid,
or intuitive it o mute ea dull, tough ngtlid tool,
DrOhuse's Liver Ouro gives health and
huoyaney. Sold by alt druggists,
4, A man who prefers hunting and
fishing—while the others are doing
their "spring work" --who attends
horse races, political meetings, and
the like, who is bleeeod with good
crops.
5, A boy who lounges about Eitel).
les, slaughter•bonses, billiard•roorns,
liquor saloons, oto„ when gent to
echool, who sows more "wild oats"
than wheat, who will succeed in after
life, amounting to any more than a
"common loafer," or a third rate cit-
izen.
6. A man tubo thinks it necessary
to resort to profanity to confirm any
Statement made by him, who will
prove himself worthy of credence in
Au emergency,
a right to use it as you have.
1 want it to inform mo where I
can procure it suit of clothes that
could be improved by blotches of filth
from a tobacco.chetver's mouth.
Also have it contain (in large type)
the advantages the tobacco.00nsumer
has over one who does not indulge.
If tobacco is good to chew, why is
it not good to swallow 2 Please pub-
lish the reason.
It is my opinion, Mr. Editor, that
tobacco is a curse to the American
people, socially, physically, and fi-
nancially ; and that the raising,
manufacturing, selling and consum-
ing should be everlastingly sat down
upon by all good citizens ; and if
your Board of Trade has nothing bet-
ter to do than to enhance the popul-
arity of tobacco, they had better trade
themselves off for a yeller dog, and
then get somebody to shoot the dog ;
for the man that raises one good po-
tato does mankind more good than
he who raises tons of tobacco.
SAM JONES, RIVAL.
How 5, W. Wesley, the Cowboy Rev1valist,
Preached to Kansas Otty !linnets,
I have got tired of this two -bite re•
ligion, that bas a spurt of a revival
for six weeks and then goes to sleep,
and says that the world one go to hell
for the balance of the year, as far as
it is concerned.
Now some of you are mad already,
got mad last night, you God dishon-
oring old reprobates, you. ' You got
the kind of dose you needed; it was
the'very thing your sort of tempera-
ment required. The devil don't like
to get bit either, but he and I aro at
war, and I am at war with all his kin.
There was a man ono who said he
could stand any persecution that
Christ had. Bo said he could prove
it, only he didn't wish to go so far as
to be orucified. He was asked if he
was willing to make the test, tiled was
cautioned that Chariot prayed for his
assailants and forgave them, and
that he would have to do likewise in
order to do what ho boasted. Well,
the day finally came for the trial to
be made and the affair begun. He
started down the street toward the
judgment hall, tained for the occas-
ion. The crowd of citizens hooted
and rallied him, and the little boys
spit on his freshly blacked boots, but
ho muttered :--"Forgive them, for
they eoarcely know what they are
about." A young man Etripped hitu
up, but he arose from the hard brick
pavement and said :-"Pll forgive
bo -knows no better." As he
walking up the steps of the,judgment
hall a fellow threw a rotten egg,
striking the would be Jesus under
the eye, the contents running down
hie face and board. In a spirit of
meekness he took out his • handker-
ohief, aud mopped off his faee and
board. Then turning to his persoeut-
ore he said friends, this Jesus
busiziesil will soon be over, and you
Will get the dandiest Hokin' you ever
got in your life."
I don't like this reournere' bench
business, with old women bowling
wary about the eky tootling brighter.., r- ,.,,, • ..r3 ,v,3,,,,F,,, and MI 11.1411), 4) W 0,10....1,11....., lit, tt, vivs, /am ft,
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Alla 1bl/ tr(31.1( growing griltillOr Wh011 „...4 ''•.' -1; s ,'•' , ., .',4 i,'''.l gall. I Jowl, nuttilan 1,,it nr.t.clann meats, all
a p,bury ma SII UMW!' vent. fii,hrer.
he taught religion. I don't go tomtit pic),..y-eit•e- ve•-,,!3-: . f Or Vat Ste*k.
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00)lil eommenced ono night to repeat
get Bra.,:-, -. •• oe 0 phyrielan who
has bt,Ifere ,operieuce in
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treatitur l'.- I,. a. :vacce. binned
'be meatier ', ,', eerreet success by
over , :(1,1! .d, 3. Plemiont, aafe,
luir effectual Ie 00Purdr•eg.
the4 sort' of Lulea, so whoa Brother ' ta.,0
his nld story, "When I begun to
religien," 'to,, Isola, "That will d
intesed on to some one else, 1
thnel night I did that old Boot.
Cobb took a tunthle and merely ea
"Prnise God."
Yon folks that arli al ways sayi
"I. afraid of hell, I'm afraid
dell," won't work up tiny synipat
with the devil that way, I can t
you. livery time be /leans you s
that ho ladles out more melted bri
stone, and pours it in the Terlii
both he ie fixing for you, Tho de
is A cute ono ; yon (ain't fool hi
you God forsaking old hypocrite
you.
I know a =Dieter of the Lord who
always requested the members of hie
congregation to say something about
Christ to everybody, and try to get
people in the church. "Lord bless
yon, brother, I'll do it," said a deacon
in the church one day. So one night
he sailed up to a ealoon and shouted
to 0 tough looking customer at the
door :
"Say, are yeti ready to die 2"
"N -u -no I" screamed the tough,
"take niy money but not my life 1"
Tho old gentleman was bewildered,
but when the cowboy saw that the
drop wasn't on him he got hie shoot-
ing irou out in great shape and lecl
the old gent a lively whirl for the
epee° of n few minutes, He let the
deacon. off easy, though, and oon-
tented himself with shooting the flog -
ere of hie hands, which he we hold-
ing up in horror. The tough Wag
telling all around the next day how
the old deacon tried to rob him, and
he would wind up his story with,
"I wouldn't have cared 0 cent forl
the attempt if he had gone at it it
shape, but it Wag tho contempt he
treated me with in thinking he could
do it unarmed."
I knew a man named Thompson
once who went to preaching all of a
sudden. The church wanted to hear
his experience, because the leading
mon thought it would be very instruct
ive for young Christians. So Broth-
er Thompson began,
"I've been called up to tell my ex-
perience, ah, and I'll tell you how I
came about it, ab. I got to thinking
about al], and sat for a long
finis, on a slump, ab. There I
thought, ab, and I thought, alt. I
meditated on the wickedness of the
world, ab. Pretty soon I looked
across a little brook, ab, and I saw
Brother Jone's old jack walking about
in his barn lot, ; and be opened
his naoulb, edad said,
T•h•o.m.peon I He, ali I Go preach
ab ! Go preach, ab ! Go preach, alit"
I tell you, brethren, there are lots
of those smalbealibred jaokaes
preachers.
THE BEST
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my cured a world.wide roputation: I guarantee Cord, and 4:i . ,,,,i 7, 0 (httoll$ ol
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the level. PftrU30211 and stookrnen are n.. packages 15 guoran le, / . , , 0.-er a ,•1200 .sher, all
other medicines tall. 0•,,, a.inlaa 50, pg.( pack-
Yll gnested to send for par !to [tiara before buying
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F'airess. Notes.
Exercise and plenty of it is essen-
tial to the well-being of the horse.
Every farmer should bo an experi-
menter, and every farm an experi-
mental farm,
An exchange states the second or
seed growth of clover starts much
more rapidly, 1( 1110 first cutting has
not been too close, and that a first
stubble, two or three inches high wi:1
generally home a good seed crop.
SUM, PASTURE.—The commonly
accepted idea is that almost any kind
of pasture will do for eheep. One
fall of briers, thistles, brush and
weeds with little or no grass, is sup-
poeecl to bo good enough ; and many
a Rook has had topttes the season,
from early in tho spring to late iu the
fall, in such a pasture. Is this light 2
Is it common sense 2 It may or may
not afford food enough, as it is,
but is it of lho right kind 2 The var-
iety may be great, but does thevar.
iety include such vogehatton as affords
the required nutriment for sheep to
thrive on ? in the absence of an
abundance of grass --and by "abund-
twee" wo do not mean a surplus to
bo trampled down and wasted, but
enough to supply all needs without
Waste -we think not. Browse and
Weeds and thistles may keep the sheep
alive, but they do not afford the most
nourishing food, like almost any of
tho grasses, wild or tame-eortainly
not as much as a good timothy or
clover pasture, And why not furnish
good, nourishing Paetnre ? Wo in-
sist that many sheep pastures aro
Wholly inadequate to the supply of the
requzeite amount and kind of food to
hoop the Rook in propat condition;
and theUnveiling them to rim in
thorn and subsist on them is nothing
lose than cruelty to animals,
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EAST HURON
arriage Works,
JAMES PITYMP.,S
—MANUFACTURER CF—
O ABRIAGE , DEMOCRATS, EXPRESS WAGONS,
BUGGIES, WAGONS, ETC., ETC., ETC.
All made of the Bes Material and finished in a workman -like manner
Repairing and Painting promptly attended to.
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Parties intending to buy should call before
purchasing.
REIMBENOES.—Marsclon Smith, B. Laing, jamas Cutt and Wm. Mc-
Kelvey,. Grey Township ; W. Cameron, W. Little, G. Brewer and D.
Breckenridge, Morris Township; T. Town and W. Bla.shill, Brussels ;
Rev. B. A. Fear, ICirkton, and T. Wright, Turnberry Township.
REMEMBER THE STAND -SOUTH OF BRIDGE.
JAMES BUYERS.
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The undersigned, having completed the change from the stone to the
Celebrated Hungarian system of Grinding, has now the Mill in
First-class Running Order,
And will bo gladito see all his old customers and as many
as possible, hopping done.
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Mau' and. 7'6ec1 Alwayz on Rand.
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