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Dirootory of Oharolios and looiotioa.
2.1nLynam Ononou.-Sabbatb Services at
11 a.m. mad 6:80 pan, Sunday Selma! at
2:30 pon, Rev. Jno, Ross, B. pastor,
Knorr Curriton.-Sabbath Services at 11
a.m. anti 6:530 p,in. Sunday School at 2:80
p.m. llov. S. Jones, pastor,
Sr, TODN'a Ormacir.-Sabbath Sorvioes at
11 nal. and 7 p.m. Sunday School at 9;80
a.m. Rev, W. T. Oluffe, incumbent.
Munvoinsx Cuunau.-53abbath Services at
10:80 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. Sunday School at
2:80 p,m, Rev, Wm, Smyth, P1113SOT,
ROMAN CATITOI.X0 Orcusou.-Sabbath Ser.
vicethird Sunclayin every month at 11 a.m.
Rev. P. S. Shea, priest.
ODD FDLLOW'S LODGE every Thursday
evening in Graham's block.
Mama Lonoo Tuesday at or before full
:noon in Vent:tone's block.
A. 0,33. W. 'Looms meets on lot and
$rd Monday evenings of each month,
FonusTna'S LODON 2nd and last Monday
evenings of each month in Smale's
L. 0. L. let Monday in every month in
Orange Hall.
POST OFITOE.-0.0i0e HOOCH from 8 S.M.
' 7 p.m.
1,1ZIDIANIOS' INSTITIITH Reading Room and
Library in Holmes' block, will be open
from 6 to 8 o'clock p.m. 'Wednesdays and
3aturdays. Miss Jessie Ross, Librarian.
01511011.
Varieties.
A Haverhill woman refused to Shoo
her hens because her husband, a
shoemaker, was on strike.
There is such a fear of mad doge in
Newark that a citizen of that place
rushes for a doctor •if he barks his
shin.
BAILOR'S Catarrh Bemdey-s. positive oure
for Catarrh, Diptherla, and Canker Mouth
Bold by G.A. Deana= .
There is generally a washout on
Monday morning. Lest any anxiety
be felt we hasten to add that it is on
the clothee lino.
A Nasal Injector free with each bottle of
Shiloh's Catarrh llemedy. Price 50 ciente. Sold
by G. A.Deadman.
The difference between man and
woman is that you know the former's
will after death, but the latter's is ap-
parent almost from birth.
Por Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint. you
have a printed guarantee on every bottle of
Shiloh's Vitalizer. It never falls to aura Sold
by G.A.Deadman,
"Too muchee by'm by" was the ex•
pressive way in which a Chinaman
informed a watchmaker that his
watch was going too fast.
Shiloh's Cure 7rilliMmeillatel3 relieve Oroup,
Whocping (lough and Bronchitis. Sold by 0,
A. Deadrean,
A chicken which was hatched by
steam must feel as though it were en-
tering upon a second childhood when
it is put into the pot to be parboiled.
Why will you plough whom Shllole's Cure will
give immediate relief Price 100.,50e.,and 81.
Sold by G. A.D eadman.
She -And that soar, Major. Did
you get it during an engagement ?
He (absently) -Engagement 2 No ;
during the first week of our honey.
moon.
THAT haOking ough anti he so quickly cured
by Shiloh's Oure. We guarantee it Bold by
A. Headman
Said a dude : "I just love pigs'
feet. .1 could live upon pigs' fees,"
Said the modest girl to whom the
reamrk was addressed: "Are you
right.sure you don't ?"
The Bev. Gee. H. Thayer, of Bourbon, Xud.
says: -''Both myself and wife owe our llve to
Shiloh's Consumption cure." Bold by G. A.
Deadman.
.A. young lady wrote some verses
for a country paper about her birth-
day, and headed them "May BOW."
It almost made her faint when it ap•
peered in print, "My OM."
"Why will girls marry their infer-
iors ?" asked Dr. Mary Walker.
Bless your dear, lonely, tough, old
heart, Mary, because they can't find
their equals. It's marry inen or
nothing, you know.
Are you made miserable by Indigestion., Con-
tipation ,Dizzlnesa, Loss of Appetite, 11)110W
Skin P Shiloh's Vitalizer is it positive cure,
Sold by 0 A.Deadman.
Husband (desperately) --"Life has
no longer any charms for me. I'll
take poison." Wife (calmly) --"Well
if you do take poison, my dear, get
the kind that's advertised, "Don't die
in the house."
Conspicuously displayed upon the
front of a store iu this city, kept by a
couple of good•looking marriageable
young ladies, is a sign bearing the
encouraging words :--"No offer re-
fused," -
me virtue of Carbolic Acid for healing
cleansing and purifying is well known ; but
from the many modes of applying 10, the nub-
ile is unoortaln hew to use it. To inset that
want. McGregor & Parke's Carbolic Comte le
prepared, and mom bo used with oonfidenee,
Do not be misled, Take only McGregor di
Parke's Carbolto Comte. Sold at john Har-
greaves & Co's. I rug Store.
The "thud" occasioned • by the
healthiest end of a broomstick collid-
ing with a dusty strip of carpet now
resounds on the still night air, and
reminds those within hearing that
some poor fellow is putting in his
time at bard labour.
Getting things mixed :--A 000ctry
minister who, iu addition to his cler-
ical duties, followed the profession of
a photographer, was called., upon to
perform a marriage caramel"Now
then, yourig man," he sate tothe I
groom, W110 was nervous and excited,
as all grooms ought to be, "j.ust keep
your eye on that crack in the wall,
and try and look Pleasant.
A. rich rancho= advertises in the
Now York Journal for a wife. We
presume he will bo easily acsomino•
dated When girls wed calves, every
day in the week, they will hardly
hesitate to wed a couple of thousand
beef cattle.
Mony a life hos boon saved by using Wo 080
Gough Byrn') in time, It 1% an outs -Wog remedy
for Coughs, Colds, Consumption, ftharsonoss,
Bronehitie,Influenes, Whooping Cough, Sore
Throat, and all Throat and Dtlug diglenitios,
Bold by nip. Hargreaves er. 00., Druggists,
Price W., 500,, and St Par bottle.
Teacher- Miss Binnioo, please
parse that sentence "Adolphus mar-
ried Caroline." Miss S. -"Well Ad-
olphus ie a noun, because it i the
name of a thing ;.Inarried, i8 a eo11.
junction, because it joins Adolphus
end Caroline, and Caroline, le a verb,
'because it governs the noun."
Fluid Lightning does not take a day or an
hour to remove Neuralgia, Hoodoo/1o, Tooth
aohe, Lumbago or lthonmatiem, but will do is
in
'tently, and without carrying your bead la
a poultice for o day or uso greasy liniments,
Try a. 20 cant bottle from John Hargreaves et
Co., &eaglets,
Young Reporter -"The storm king
hurled his ,torn and tumbling tor•
rents over the ruins of the broken
and dismetnbored edifiee." • Old Ed -
iter -"What's that 1 What do you
mean, young fellow l" Y. R. --"I
-er•er--the floods washed away Pat•
kit McDodgall'e old soap factory."
Bill Smith lay at she point of death
in a radical prohibition distriot in
Maine. In his dying moments he
called a conipaniou to his bedside.
Ho said : "Tom, I will leave yon all
my earthly effects -all that is of any
value." "What is that, Bill ?" "A
standing prescription for whiskey
down at Fogg's' drug store."
The World's Rest.
It is certainly remarkable the wonderful
mires effected by West's World's Wonder or
Pemily Liniment. This remedy has not 511
equal in the world fax the speedy cure of
Rheumatism, Sprains, Outs, Bruises and all
diseases requiring external application. Price
05 oents and 50 ciente per bottle. Sold by John
Hargreaves & 0o,
"While practicing law a few years
ago," said Judge Tourggee, "I bad a
peculiar will case. An old lady, who
was a slave holder, :lying, bequeath-
ed her colored man, John, and her
dusky maid, Jane, who sustained to
each the relation of husband and
wife, to the trustees of her °bomb, to
bo used as far as possible for the
glory of God. I was curious to know
what course was taken, and, upon in-
veetigation, found. that after medi-
tation and prayer the pious trustees
sold their living legacy, ancl, with
the proceeds, ,sent a missionary to
China
A. Word to the Who.
Mrs, Robert Hooper, of Einloss, county of
Bruce, in a letter, says :-"I have been troubl-
ed with. Dyspepsia and Liver Complaints for a
number of years, and am glad to any to tho
nubile as well as friends, that McGregor's
Speedy Cure brought me nrolind, and now I
am all right, thanks to McGregor's Speedy
0010," .Flundrods of like testimonials are fre-
quently reeeived, and are daily proving that
Mk is truly a wonderful remedy, curing Slug.
slab Liver, ;Milieus Head/mho and Costiveness
where all else fails. Sold nt John Hargreaves
Ob's Drug Store. Taal bottles given from.
A citizen of France had to be ex•
ecuted, and, as there was no profes-
sional executor available for the oc•
canon, the painful duty of carrying
out the sultanas devolved upon an
amateur, who apologized for any pos.
sible shortcomiugs to the person
principally coneeruett. "I hope you
will pardon me," said he, "if I put
you to any unnecessary inconven-
ienee ; but the fact is I have never
executed any person before." "Pray
do not mention it," replied the other,
with the utmost sang froid ; for that
matter I have never been executed
before. We moat each do our best.
Proverbs of the Talmud. •
Have'friends or die.
A woman spins and talks.
He who has no wife is no man.
If your wife is little, bend to her.
Amdng the thorns the rose blooms.
A woman's wisdom is in the spindle.
The myrtlo among the thorns is a
myrtle still.
Take a wife from beneath, a friend
from above you.
At 60 her feet tingleat the sound
of the cymbals.
With her foot in the grave a wotnan
clings to vanity.
Where cabbages are plentiful, they
take them to market.
If your friend be deaf when you call
turn your back OH WAD.
Ten measures of talk were sent down
from heaven, and a woman took nine.
A woman would sooner have one
measure of forwardness than forty of
modesty.
Take straw to Es-ravina (whore
straw is exceedingly plentiful) ip one
of the oldest Jewish proverbs extant.
Donald A. Smith and ex•Chief
Justice Meredith, of Quebec, have
been knighted.
Five youthful sons of well4o.do
Montreal parents, who, in defiance
of parental injunctons, engaged
themselves as waiters and stewards on
steamer plying between Now York
and Havre, in order to achieve their
desire of visiting Franco, are about to
reach Ness. York on the return voyage
and the parents have taken prem.
tions to effect the captors.
IA('11 Ii m Rate tit sr tdoy 100
Ili I! vainable,sample box of g0o50
t ut 5,11 " 5 l, tho 1050
of making tooth money et onne,thananything
else lu Amerloa, 'Both segos of all ages onn
live at Milne mud work in ap are tinlo . Or all
the time, Capital 001 regnired. Wo will
start you. Immense pay sure for those who
start at ono°. STINSON a 00„
POr Gland, Blaine
1.41A.11 \I TO REN'I',.-TilE 81513.
seriber willitent lot 30, 000, 0, Grey moil;
taining100 acres, shout 00 (Soared, for 000 00
more years. Rouen, barnnd
a' all other eon•
Yenta/meson the lot. Timm is a quantity of
feet/Allot would bo loft, by the lease agree.
lag tO leave s similar amount when Me Hine
wee out, The use of implements would also
be allowed. Also 100 sores in Howlek town.
01116,0 mile trete Wroxoter, 80 soros cleared,
There le &holm on tbo lot but no barn. A
tenant betiding a barn would be alleowed to
stop it out of the rent. Poosession can bo
given on April Jot. For further nottionlars
apply to
HEALTH IS WEALTH,
Dos. 15, 0. Wnsuos Nerve and Brain Trout -
moot, a guaranteed smooth° for Hyetoria, Diz-
ziness, Convulsions, Piss, NorVons, Neuralgia,
Headitehe, Nervous Prostration (mused by the
1100 01 aloobol or tobnaeo, Wakefulness, Ment-
al Depression, Softening of the Brain result.
log in insanity, loading to misery, doeity and
death, Premature 005 010, Barren ass, Loss 01
Power in either sox, Involuntary Losses and
Spermotorrhcea caused by over-exertion of the
Bruin, self-abuse or over -indulgence. Limb
box onntains one month's treatment. Sba box,
00 5111 boxes for 65, sent by snail, prepaid, on
receipt of price.
WE GO tRANTEE SIX BOXES
To 0000 any ease. With each order received
by as for six boxes, acoompanied. with 55, we
will send the purchaser our written guarantee
to refund the money if the treatment 5005 1105
effect souse. UnaraUtima issued only by John
Hargreaves 0o., Brussels.
Canadian oifi i1,y in Tablo,
Teeswater Branch.
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BARG&Dis 1 "4"(}4("" 'laxness Sc Collars !
In Plows, Saunters, • Land Rollers,
Straw Clutters, Horse Powers,
Tread Powers, Seed Drills, Seed-
ers, Hay Bidders, Hay Rakes,
•Binders, Reapers, Mowers-, Sulky
Plows, Farm Scales, the light run-
ning Bain Wctgon, Carriages, Bug-
gies, two second hand Buggies,
Batt Organs, Raymond *wing
Machines.
Two Horses, 1 Colt, nine months
old, two Colts, 2 years old, ono 8
years old, all heavy draught.
Call 84 Examine Goods
before Purchasing elsewhere.
Yours,
Geo. Love.
DEOK.
Geo, Phippen,
Pairder, - BrUSSelS,
is prepared to do All Kinds of
PAINTING,
GRAINING,
GLAZING,
KALSOMINING,
PAPER HANGING,
&c., &c.,
at Reasonable Rates.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
In Every Instance.
ORDERS
Loft at Geo. Baeker's Store will
be promptly attended to.
if yon want a good set of Heavy
or Light Harness, a well fitting
Collar, that won't gafl the horses
shoulders, any odds and ends to
complete your set of harness, or
anything in the harness line go to
I. O., RICHARD'S.
•
Trunks and Valises
aro always kept in stock and sold
at a small margin oncost. If you
want anything in this line call at
I. 0. RICHARD'S.
Baby & Doll Carriages.
just to .hancl a nicely assorted
stock of Carriages that have only
to be seen to bo admired. Call
and ;get our prices before purchas-
ing elsewhere.
Repairing promptly attended to.
Shop in Graham's block, oppos-
ite Queen's Hotel, Brussels.
I. C. RICHARDS.
Hero wo aro Again.,
--•
Thanking the public for their pat-
ronage for the past 14 years I de-
sire to state that I am prepared to
attend to all kinds of House, Sign
and Ornamental Painting in a
workmanlike manner.
Paper Hanging
and Kalsomining
done in a manner that gives Sat-
isfaction every time.
GRAINING A SPECIALTY.
Now that the house cleaning
season will soon bo here send your
orders along early so that they
can be attended to iu good time.
17211. Roddick,
The Old Reliable,
NEW SPRING GOODSu
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Waving just received the Largest and Bost Selected Stock of
Tweeds ever shown in Brussels, we are now prepared to Sell
Refreshment and Dining Roams
Our Stock is composed of
-AT-
TORONTOJIINCTION,
ORANGEVILLE AND
CARLETON:UNCTION,
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THROUGH TRAINS
-TORONTO AND MONTREAL-.
T. FLETCHER,
TICKET AGENT, BRUSSELS.
WEAR
SPECTACLES
And Eye -Glasses
-That Will Preserve Your Eyesight.-
L.1ZsIBUS,
Manufaaturing Optician, late of the firm of
Lazarus & Morris, 28 Maryland Road,
Harrow Road, London, England, has ap-
pointed an agent for the Renowned Spoot.
aeles and Eye -Glasses which have been be.
fore the public for the paet 25 years.
LAs.tatis' Spectacles never tiro the eye.
Last many years without change,
-For sato by -
JAS, D1tnt1n, Hardwaro Merchant
81.3m' Brussels, Ontario. .
Scotch & Canadian Tweeds
Velvet finished Suitings, French Sorsteds; Serges. Also an Im-
11101180 Stock of
Striped aud Choied Pantings
Always on Hand. Our Stock of Furnishings, such as Ties; Linen &
Celluloid Collars, Linen & Celluloid Culls, Linen and Silk Handker-
chiefs, Pat. NapaRick Gkves, Kid Gloves, Woolen and Cotton Hose,
Braces, Cuff Battons, Collar Buttons, Breast Pine, Armlets and Gar-
ters, &a., always on hand and at Low Prices.
Wo intend making the Hat and Cap trade a Specialty this Season,
as we have a Large Stock of All Shapes and Latest Styles. Our stook
being Large we intend running them off at
Priem to Suit the 29.1110$:
We Lead & Others Follow.
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Our Tailoring Department
Is too well known to need any special mention. We guarantee Satis.,
faction ever37 time.
SS BROS.,
Stuale's Old Stand.