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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1885-9-18, Page 66 THE BRUSSELS POST Sltpr. 18, 1896. Dirootory of Churoho end Sooiotioi. 1111iLVILLY'. CHOW:A.—Sabbath Services at 11 a.m, and 0.30 p.m, Sunday Seho l at 2:30 p.m. liev. Jno. Boss, 11, d., pastor. llvc7 elivacu.•-Sabbath Servioes at 11 a.m. and :::30 p.m. Stw(ay Sehooi of 8:80 p.m. Bev. S. Junes, pastor. Jnnti's Cllpla'll._Sabbath Sel'\'ieee at 11 a.m. and 7 p.m. Sunday Sohoot at 100 a.m. Rev. W. T. Cluffe, incumbent. i1IgTH0nisT Cnonei.—Sabbath Berrie ea at 10:30 a.m. and 0:30 p.m. Sunday School at 2:31 p.m. Pastor Rev. Wm. Smyth. Rosa!: CAT2OLIo Gaunelr.—Sabbath Ser- vice third Sunday in every month at 1t a.m. ltev. P. J. Shea, priest. Onn FaLLOw's Lopes every Thursday evening in Graham's block. Bixso'IOLonosTuesday at or before foil moon in Holmes' block. A.. 0. I% W. Lopes meets on Sad and last Wednesday evenings each month. ltnxa,8T111 1 Onus Sud and 18.01 Monday evenings of each month in Smale's hall. L. 0.L. let Monday in every month in Orange Hall, POST OrrrcE, Office Hours from 8 a. M. to7p.m. MECHA IICC' I\errrtTe Reading Room and Library in Holmes' block, will be open from 0 to a o'clock p.m. Wednesdays and Saturdays. \Miss Jessie Ross, Librarian. VARIETIES. It to a gin.phiz that indicates the confirmed toper. A. Frenchman likes his betrothed to be in her dot age. Caere, whooping cough and bronchitis im- mediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure. Sold b7 G. A. Desdman. When a man gets tight on whiskey tie bas t,, take the corn-segtenee. int the inebriate trays may often described us a circular saw. The r •ad to wealth is crowded with the men who are turning back. sets,: 1.-.,,8 tic Cone'.: can ee re quickly eared 1-- r bi. idol:' s Cur.. WC gnnt•ante' it, Sold by G. A. Deadtu,.n. Sh tett of my ea," said the 1: Lc..:„ else chased astravge Chicle. n out cf the yard. The t ulperatlre of a women's love is leaterially lessened by poverty's refrigerator. Cough and Crxisurtpticn Cure is DeaImam our a guarantee. It 'imptf0n. It soelnii a little Ci1.1gular that a ulna's face is generalise the longest where the himself is the "shortest," We often sympathize with a dog wbeu we think of the man who owns 3t. R fi.t. len suffer Sttt11 Dys1 0peda ttna Liver Oureelsint? Shiloh's Vitalizer is guaranteed ,n cure pec. Sold 'bp G. A. Donlman. A matin !nay see through a glass darkly, but the stone beer -mug knoehs him out. Several democrats, with their eyes turned foreignward, ore now very disconsolate. gr,ggpLE'e nights, made miserable by that Pcough, A tDeadtuanie the remedy or 700. S:ildy 8 _A dog would rather hunt his own fleas than have acme of insect powder thrown at him, For every mail killed in war ten have been sent over the gulf by the aid of the corkscrew. t'ATARRH oared, health and sweet breath se- ared, by sbmoh's Catarrh Remedy. Price 50 cents. /inset infector free. Sold by 000. A. Deadman. It is not the ratan who thumps the bar the hardest that has the most money to pay for his drink. This would be a better Moria if the people in it who lose their tempers would never find them again. Szmon'e Catarrh Itemdoy—a positive cure for Catarrh. Diptberia, and Canker tfoutb. Bold by G, i. newton,. There is more majic In one child's innocent prattle than there ie in the growl of a regiment of pessimists. Lo; the poor Colorado Indian, ready to fight thomoment Uncle Sam shows a disposition to Cheyenne thing at flim. semen's Vitalizer is what you need for Con. atipattotl,loes Of appetite, dizziness, and all .,vmptoms of Dyaltupsia. Price 10 and 75 cents per bottle, Sold by G, d.. Dominion, A man lies a ste11 iu a Cincinnati market who lostbotb lege in the army. What a splendid cashier ho would make. A scientific journal tells how to prevent hiccough. Another good way is to refrain from going out between the acts, No lady who delights in flowers and likes t0 sec totem coo well and bloom altuudantly-, should be without Haningtoa's Food for Flowers, Ordinary packages 30c—eumotent for 20 plants 10r ono year. An Englishman has discovered that kissing to be Scriptural, must bo be. twoen those of the same sex. It is evident that the Bible needs to he re vlsed just once more. "Yes, indeed, Brown is a very sink man." "When was he taken ill ?" "Yesterday mortaing I was called to attend lihn." "Ab that accounts for it." And now those two physicians pass each other as perfect strangers. "The Life and Adventuros of Rio. cholas Niekleby," with ten illustrations by Mr. Barnard, is now being sold on the streets of London for a penny. The story fills 216 octavo pages of very small type in doable columns, and has been tints reprinted to serve as a convenient medium for the ad- vertisement of an enterprising Leeds firm. After a loan has been elected eller. iff of a Kentuoky county and has served out six mouths of lite term, he begins to appreciate the blessing of having a stone wall or a log house between loin and the other man --the one ho intends to arrest. Horsemen, Attention: whanyoar horse is galled, eoratehed ZO out elMegrrbathe tuiles1r p) cGro& Pa'CarbolCoe , It is undoubtedly the anent hording and cleansing &pParke'sn Sold for 310, 700 box, at T. Hier grooves & Co's, Drug Stora. Two ithterate beggars were seen the other day in Paris wearing on their necks two inscriptions, Upou tho blind wan --"Fell from the fifth storey." Upon the cripple—"A wo- man's vengeance." Tho plaearde bad been exchanged. It takes time to coostruot a big telescope, The object glass for the groat telescope to be placed in the Lick observatory on Mount Hamilton fifty miles from Sau Francisco, ielln proeees of construction and will not be completed till 1887. P1u1d Llghtuing. All sufrerors from that terrible torment, Neuralgia, can be mode happy In 0110 13101.11100 by n single application of Fluid Lightning briskly robbed on painful parts. and without uatng any 210010ting medicine day after day, with little 0r no result. Plaid Lightning 0,0 aurae as effectually Toothaohe, Lumbago, Rheumatism,Hoadaebe, and is only 25c, pox bottle at 1. lfargroavos & Oces. Drug Store. On n recent Wednesday the annual swan plucking took place at Schild. born, on a little stream near Pots- dam, Prussia, when 550 birds yielded the handsome quantity of about three hundred pounds of feathers for the benefit of tho royal household. White, the worst aboorber, is also the worst radiator of all forms of rad- iant energy, and warm-blooded crea- tures thus clad are better able to witbetand tho severity of arctic cold, and hence tho prevalence of white a- mong arctic mammals and birds. Cholera Preventative. In order to withstand Cholera and such late epidemics a p erfeet purity of blond, and the proper cation of the stomach are requfreA. To 'ai `e that Dud, in ilio olltoape=.t, most avail/61.10 uplete manner, 1150 lien re r 11100.11 Cnrz for Dyayepeia and Impure Blood. There fano parer nater 0r more 01 liable remedy in exi1teueo for Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Costive - LM. Ask your neighbor or any per5,u NO, has mod it. Sold by .1.100. _120.175 & Co. Trial bottle given tree. A. Chicago news item states that "the American hog bolds is own, and pork packer's look cheerful." When a lady enters a car and Pees 'et plan and his feet and his gripsack occupy- ing four seats, she must conclude that the American hog is holding more than his own, Jay Gould is physically not, very imposing. He reminds one of what the girl just returned from a Boston school when she saw a eteatil fire. engine in operation. "Who would ever have dwoamed that such a vewy deminutive looking concern would held so much watah." "High muckamuck," The Chicago Interocein explains, in a lengthy ed- itorial, ie n phraso,that has been ad- opted in the West as au opprobrious epithet to bo applied to an official held by the speaker in contempt, and should never be used in the plural. The prince of Wales, it ie estimat- ed, is entitled to wear seventy differ- ent uniforms. He hes a right to see enteen different military uniforms alone and special costumes without numbersassociated with his various titles and offices. And he actually dons wear them 8.e occasion arises, but not all at once. "He's not what we call strictly handsome," said the major, beaming through his glasses on a homely baby that lay howling in his mothers arms ; "but it's tho kind ofaface that grows on you." "It's not the kind of face that grows on you." was the indig- nant 'and unexpected reply of the maternal being ; "you'd be better looking if it had. "What's your weight now, John?" inquired a friend of Mr. Caxton. "If you mean my weight on that box of elgare 1 won from ton on the elec- tion," replied Mr. Caxton in that modest manner which distinguishes, "it leas been about eight months." Policeman Addie, of Philadelphia, recently tried to arrest a rough, who fired on him, but the ball was stop. ped by a suspender button, This little incident shows that policeman Addis has a noblo wife; otherwise his suspender would have been fastened by an old shingle nail or wooden toothpick. "Mister I Have you any business hero?" "I haven't just now, but I expect to have." "How's that?" "Why I'm the coroner of the die, tee, and seeing tho first load of im- ported watermelons outer this town I thought I'd loiter around where I'd be most Useful, You mayn't notion it, but there's already a smell of re, venue in the air." "Revenue I Gosh 1 I'm gontor quit this climate. rust its dipthoory then its tnalarie, an' now its reven- ue." The village minister 178.8 away on hie summer Intention, and the editor of the looal paper, being n literary man, and 111To all editors, deeply re- ligious, was conducting the Sunday oervlcee during his absolute. Every- thing verything went well until, in expounding the Scriptures one horning, the edit. or said : "Yes my bretlleru, even the !lairs of our heads aro numbered." And then everybody emillad, for it Bounded so much like the editorial "we" and the editor was bald. 1l'at•an Notete, The Massachusetts Ploughman thinke we have more to fear from im- proper caro of poach trees, and a few warm weeks in the late autumn, than from an extreme cold winter ; it is not, as me.ny believe, the degree of cold that destroys the blossom buds, but rather the condition of the bud. When grain is beaten down by storms just 8.g it is heading 1t rarely fills well. But if the beading -out is completed and the crop bends under increasing weight of the burry, the Drop is not so much injured, though it will be more expensive harvesting, and there will bo eolne loss of grain which cannot be reached by the reap• or. Tho rapid growth of barley, and the dense shade which its broad leaved make over the ground, is au effectual check on tho growth of most weeds. If to bo 001711 with wheat af- ter the barley is off there is an inter- val of six or more weeks during which millions of animal weeds may be de- stroyed on an acre. Halo growth of Canada thistles ie entirely prevented Its it may be where !Arley stubble. is ploughed early, this pestilent wood may be made harfulees, at leant for the following season. Bung Anes.—These eymbole of industry Hill Cause canoidert1blo in- jury and aunoyanco in a green house, if allowed to gaits headway. They t1113ue1 tilt, soil i0 pests and benches, and carry the toil up the stens of the. plants, and encrust with it the mealy hug and scale, whislt they lantana to devcur...bat never dimluieh. They can bo readily oxterminatedby dust- ing the large rine of them with pryu- thrum, applied with a bellows. It is useless to spread it around by' lien , as they are killed by breathing it, and it must be distributed 111 fano partic- les,. In the winter of 1883, our plants became badly infested with ants, and only the pereistont daily use of pryo. tbrthm for threo months extormivat- ed them.. . FASHION NOTES. Drawing -room carpets are of largo fioral patterns. Tho fashions' for ornamenta, china and fancy worot,•are .1.11 of oval or ob- long patterns. Two of the smartest managers of summer hotels in Iiiaine are women - Ono Maine woman cleared $2,000 in July and Auguet iu a seaside house. Dressmaker Worth says that the „Stories about high priced dress are all 'Myths. "You boat," ho says, "of dreeses•'that cost $1,500 to $2,000. I venture to say that not four dress- makers in Parte ever made any at such prices. Grasshoppers and nuts are the lat- est fanoy for brooches. Some lace pins are simply a blaelc enamel and oarrying its egg, a single poltrl, by its autounfe.. The effect is eingularly realistic, the industrious insect be- ing just life size. • Laura Call is the name of a talent. ed young lady who hag filled a Greek professorship in the Iowa State Uni- versity so acceptably since her broth- er's death that it is likely that she will bo formally elected bis.suceessor. 3IRCHHANICAL ITEMIS. Bhask'or Venayek Raj wade, a ELin- doo, has boon learning the art of glass making in Now Jersey in order to practice it in Bombay, where he intends establishing a glass factory. Most of the private structure's in Russia are built of wood, and it is estimated that the bulk of them burn down ovary seven or eight years. There is said to be always twenty fires, e,1 least iu different parts of tho empire, The Liverpool Mercury states that when the telephone was taken to Eng. land by the agent of Dr, Bell, the in. ventor, all the patent rights connect. ed with it wore offered to the post - office department for £80,000, The offer was declined, but a little later those wise officials, who thought 1080,- 000 was to much for the patent for the whole United Iiingdom, offered A540,000 for the exchange establish- ed in London alone. And they ask- ed in vain. A railroad journal gives a descrip- tion of a projected locomotive and track by which a speed of throe miles per minute is to ho attained. A road bed with no curves less than 8,000 foot radius, the grade not to exceed twenty -coven foot to the mile, nine feet gauge, metallic ties, two trio of driving wheels twenty-four foot in diameter, tiro the more radically now features of this proposed devourer of space and time. The Iiailwey Ago thinks somebody will have to iuvont cast iron passengers to ride after such a contrivance. Ladies who foal that they are growing old before thole time should use uoningtan'e Qutnbne Wlnoan i Iron, Beware of imitations Boa that you get ',Remiugtou's,' that original and genuine, Por oalo by all druggists and gonoral (100.101.8 in Capula. "To clean the teeth use a fnixturo of emery and sweet oil, following it with plenty of kerosene." This would be queer advice, but as it is taken from a machinists' magazine, auci from a chapter relating to air. calor saws, wo have no doubt it is given in good faith. In welding iron, ns is well known. the pieces are heated to whiteness. When iron is to welded to be iton th's plan answore well, but if iron is to bo welded to steel the white heat of. ten destroys the stool. To prevent this—according to el nowly invented process—the surface of the metal to be welded is moietonod with water, and on the wet ourlaco tboro is sprin. hied a comp/mad of one pound each of pulvcrfzed calcined borax and iron fin• Ings, and four ounces of pulverized prussiate of potash, intimately mixed. Tho surfaces aro thea wired and rais- ed to a red heat, or about 000 or 700 degrees .7alt. When enbsequetntly subjected to rolling or Ilsnllilering, the joint is completed, while the stool is not sufficiently raised in Lein- peratuve to be at all injured by the operation, Au Autetertbim firm is busy with the erection of a special wu1'lce!top in whieli the cutting oi'the !ante 11t- moud 111 the world, is shortly to lie OOmmenl'uil. 'Phis diamou3, wbic!t has recently bum fuuud in South Africa, weighs 4731 carats, and is said to bo greatly etiperlor fn C01.J0 and brilliancy to all the other faulous dia- monds of the world, the largest of which ie, the "Grand 2,1esebl," it in the itcestssiun of. the Shad of Perritt, weighing lifter being cut, 280 clients; next in size futlowe the "Orlog," of 103 carats, which adorns the point of the Emperor of Russia's sceptre; the English "Iiohinoor," originally weighing 110 carats. The "Regent" one of theFrench crown jewels, weighs 1301; carats. The time spent is cut- ting this last jewel was two years, cturiug which time diamond powder to the value of $4,500 was used. The "Star of the South," winch has been cut at Amsterdam, weighs 127 7-16. carats. Queer Things in Queer Places. I have a trunk with two lids, so have you—eye-lids, We have two cape—cu our knees. Two musical instruments that we mustn't touch—our oar drums. \Ve 11avo two very playful little animals --our calves. We 11x70 some weapons of war to crush those we love with—our arms. And two lofty trees that we shako With tu}bocdy—our !,alms. We have two scholars—our pupils. And two travellers—two wrists (tourists). Wo have a number of tools that carpenters must have—our nails. And a dozen of whips without hand, les—our lashes. Any number of ehell•fish—our muscles. We have two lovely places for worship—our temlilss. And a desert place—a waist(waste), Blackberry Culture. The blaekborry, eays a Wisconsin fruit grower, ueode more room than the raspberry, and should be planted in, rows three fent apart, three or three and 0. half feet in the roles, Cultivate and hoe the plants the same as a piece Of corn. In treat- ment 1110 thumb and finger auto be more advantageously used than the prnnnlg knife, and growth Is stopped when the stock is two feet high. In protecting the plant two good men will lay down and cover 1,00D hills per lay. Beginning at the end of the row, a small quantity of soil is slug away with a garden fork, and stepping to the opposite side of the bush, one foot is placed at the crown, eloeo to the ground, the fork on the top of the hush; push alightly on the fork, and with the foot )card enough to bond the root, not the tops, Tho other man; thou throws on the soil, and in less time than it takes to describe the process, the bush is soured and ready for a long winter. In spring flee crust can be opened with a three -tin- ed fork, and tho plant carefully raised, and the soil pressed back firmly at the root. After tho row is all taken up, string the wires at oneo if possible, and the plants are effectually protect. ed from the winds, v NOW IN STOCK The Famous ROYAL PARLOR COAL, The Famous ROYAL WITH OVEN, The UNIVERSAL COAL STOVE, Cook Stoves, Parlor Stoves, Box Stoves. Stove Stands, Stove Piping. vrty STOVE COAL At Coal house or dclinroll us t'c- tlltireti. tall or scud your order.:, B. DERRY. BRUSSELS LIME WORKS STILL AHEAD. 7COWIN Sz; CION. rho subscribers take this opportunity of re- turning thanks tothe inhabitants of Brussels and Vtoinity for past patronage, Dud bog to state that haying made several Improvements in their kiln and Mode of burning, they are now In abetter position than ever before to supply the Pubtio with k'n'at-olaee Limo, This being the eleventh season 0I our busi- ness dealings in Bruesols,and having given ttn- qualfaodsutlshwtionsetar, the public eau re- ly on receiving good 008011110nt and a arst-class article from us, First-class Mime at 1.1 coats at the kiln anal 16 cents delivered. We also burn a 10.1 line for plastering at the same trioo. ItoulumberShu spot—llrussels Line Works. •19 TOWN SON. CRANBR0OK LI\I.E WORKS. The subscriber wishes to ]notify the PUBLIC that ho will have his LIME KILN in Conipieto Illnuni}Ig Order by the lat of MAY, and will be- able to furnish Any Quilntity of First-class Linde nt any tinno during the Sea- son. Price nt Kiln -141 cents per t ushel. Ire Gramm, CRANBROOK, P. 0. BABY CARRIAGES, BABY CARRIAGES. eT"tr MIA- 1\T ID a Choice Stook of Baby Carriages that Cannot fail to snit the wants of tho Public. Call and see them. LARGE STOCK OE HARNESS ON HAND. Give in ca Gall. if DENNIS.