The Brussels Post, 1885-8-28, Page 66
_ _, ._.. _ _ .. .1. '_ It r* stir noses
lou ollildren turn tip y
Dirootory of Churches and Sooiotot at everything ou the table. \Yhon I
:liars Li.n t'nvneu.-Sabbath Survives at was a boy I was glad to get enough
11 a,m. and oats p.m. Sunday School at drylarendto eat." "] say, pa, you are
2.811 p.m. Rev. Jim, Ross, B. A., pastor, having a much better timo of it, now,
IKNox Cauca, --Sabbath Services at 11 you aro living with us, ain't you?„
a.m. and 0:80 pan. Sunday School at 2:80 remarked little Tommy.
pan. Bev. 8. Jones, pastor. a tine+ru Preventative.
31, J011s•s Ch0".tt71i,-•••Sabbath Services tit 111 order to trithltanr ventat sad HI1CI1 ilka
1I a.m, and 7 p.m. Sunday School lit 0;30 (pldonlc, a perlsot party 1f blood, nab ti,o
a.m, R..V • W. T. Cleo., fuetinlbGd, proper notion of the stomach are rol)uirud. To
' aln'rnoeIST OWIten.-.b.abI1(till il'rVieC6 at a Jru that
ate el anal, lchea est, most vail,dy
lsido
U!:3c a,ln, and 0:10 p.m. Sunday Scheel at Cura terlDysyepsllt a ,cl lmpurs Biaod. Thorn
2:37 p.nl. Pastor Rev. Win. Smyth. Is no purer safer or moro reliable, remedy hi
Roux Ct'ruOL1c C0111nen.--Stibbatll tier• existe1co for Inyuurs ion.hbyrito sae Courlse.
ou
vice third Sanaa). in every mouth at 11 a.m. wlta has used it. Sold by J. 13argroavos S 00.
I3?y, P, J. shots, priest. Trial bottle givon free.
Obn b'OLLow's Lour every Thursday
A German newspaper contains a
evening in Graham's block. an
Mit:, Lonoe Tuesday at or before 11111 obituary in which occurs the follow
so sou iu lIohnes'block. ing :--"Our clear son Gustay lost his
A. 0. 1'. W. L,i, 8 meets on and and life by falling from tho spits of a
hast Wednesday evenings each month. Lntllorau thatch. Only those who
FORESTER sLonun 2nd and Inst :lflnday
steep
sr outage of each mouth in Smaln's hall.
L. 0. L. 1st Monday in ovary month in n -measure the e1the pt1heighto f silebnt gr a f,o can
Orange Hall. - •-- •� ---
PosT Or:'ice.-011ie£ Hoare from 8 a. M.
THE iI,1D I30Y.
t„7 p, m.
HnciiiNics' Ixsrirt,TE Heading Room and
Library ile IIa1nes' block, will bo open "Hello," said the grocery man to
from 0 to s o'clock p.m. Wednesdays and the bad boy, as he Game in looking
Saturdays, Mks Jessie Ross, Librarian. sick at hoart, and all broke up, "IIow
_. __.. - is your mne0lo this morning ?'
V.tItll"PIES. "All light enough;" ad the boy,
with a look of inquiry, as though
Deer itt any price -venison, wondering what was coming neat.
Au 811118ph for :a boatman -life 1s •Why n"
oar. "O, nothing, only I was going to
For lame back, side or chest, 1180 810011') grind tho hatchet, and some knives
Porout Plaster. Price 23 cants. Sold by 0...
and things, this morning, so I thought
Deadman. g g
A man never wants to laugh when maybe you would like to go oat iu the
a fly lights ou his nose -nevertheless shed and turn the grind stone for me,
he is tickled. to develop your muscles. Turning a
Shiloh's Cure willimmodlateii roiiovo Croup aria: stone is the health lost thing a
whooping Cough and Bronchitis. Sold by (i. boy eau d0."
.9. Desdlanu, "That is all right enough," said
"If you marry a red•headod woman
the bad boy, as he took tip a sweet
with a fiery temper, my son, sheen cracker, "but please take a good look
make it hot for you." at me. Do I look like a grind -stone
A Nasal Injector free with each bottle of
Shiloh's Catarrh Neosar, Pries 50 conte, sold hay ? Do 1 resemble a good little boy
by G. A.Deadlnan, that can," say 'no,' and goes off and
Timid Buyer : "Is the horse shy turns a grindstone hall a day for some
or timid ?" Seller : Not a bit of it. old duffer, who pays him by giving
Why, by sleeps all alone in his stable. him a handful of greon currants, or
Why will you oough wham Shiloh's Curo will tellinghim he will bo a man some
give immediate relief. Pries 10c., 50o., and 61.
bold by C. A. Deadman. day, and tho boy goes oil one way,
"Courtin," says Arthemus Ward, with a lame back, while the good man
is like strawberries and cream -wants goes the other way, with a sharp
to be did slow -then you get tho scythe, mud a chuckle at the softness
flavor. of the boy ? "You aro mistakon in
Far Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint, you me. I have passed the grindstone
have a printed guarantee on every bottle of period,
by
andyou will have to lick
Shiloh's Vitalizer. It never foils to euro, Bold 1 1 up
by G.A.I>oadman. another sardine woo has never done
"Were you a bull or a boar ?" ask• circular work. Not any grind -storm
ed an acquaintance of a spectulator. for Hennery, if you please."
• "Neither," he replied: "I was au. "You are gettmg too smart," said
ass." the grocery man, as he charged a
T'ho Boy, Geo, ic. Thayo r, of Bourbon, Ind„ pound of sweet crashers to the boy's
says :•-"Both myself analytic, two our lives to
Shiloh's Consumption euro." Sold by G. A, father. "You don't have to turn the
Deadman, grindstone if you don't want to."
When Jonah fled from Nlnevah, "That's what I thought," said the
what country did he go into ? Into boy, as he took a handful of bineber-
Wales, of course. Give us a problem ries. "You grindstone sharps, who
better suited to our powers. are always laying for a fool boy to
Are you made miserable by Indigestion con- give taffy to, and get him to break his
stipatf0n, Dizzinose, Loss of Appetite, Yellow
Skin BhnOli'4 Vitaliser is a positive acro. back, don't play it fine enough. You
Bold by G. A. Deadman, bear on too hard on the grindstone.
At the christening of Mr. Orzkys- I have seen the time when a man
vitohi's new baby last Sunday, the could get me to turn a grindstone for
child grabbed its future name iu its him till the cows came home, by mak-
tender hands, which were severely ing mo believe it was fun, and by tell -
lacerated, ing me he never saw a boy that seem -
it is surprising how gnfakly nan1ugton's ed to throw so much soul into turn -
quinine Wine and Iron acting through the
bnan
blood, removes all Puplos d l notches and ing a grindstone as I did, but I have
get"8aaingclear,
n t, the oriiskin. and°genuinyou found that such men are hypocrites.
Sister Annie -"Now Ethel, bo sure They inveigle a boy into their nest,
and pray God to make yon a good Lille the spider does the fly, and at
first they don't bear on hard, but just
girl." Ethel (praying) -"'Dear Dori, twy and make me a dood ittle lot the blade of the axe or the eaythe
dirt, and if at firths you don't thuet- touch the grindstone, and they make
heed, wh tw again." a boy believe he is a bigger man than
180 tl 8101 d well ugdbloom abundantly, in flowers
and
hould t red, and ho Theyold Grant. etthat bet he can turm he willn a
be without Raniugton's Food for blowers. rinClstOnO as longas anybody, And
Ordinary packages a 0c-sufielont for 20 plants gY y>
for one year. when tho boy has got his reputation
"Let me see," said a minister, who at stake, then they begin to bear on
was filling out a marriage certificate, hard, and when the tools aro ground
and had forgotten the date, "this is he says he is as fresh as a daisy, when
the fifth ; is it not ?" "No, sir," re- he is tired enough to die. Snob men
plied tho bride, with some indignation. do more to teach boys the hollowness
"This is only my second." of the world and its tricky features,
Ilorremen, attention f than anything, and they tonal boys
When your hoses is galled, scratched.ro out t0 know who aro friends and who aro
or has au ugly sore, baths twioe dailyy,,and ap-
ply 1rloGrogor it: Parke's carbolic °orate, It foes, No, sir, the beet way is to biro
1sunndoubtldlythe anenthealing and oloanemg
application
pliication for
oltit, 26cupo you xotat J Hum a grown person to turn your grind-
s,
sCo'o,Drugstere, stone. Iremember I turned a grind-
Dumley-What's the use of talking steno four hours for a farmer once,
to me, i+'eatberly 1 You're an ass, and whon I got through he said I
toall
and everybody knows it. I'll bet you could go toz I wanted forand
uot drinkg. He
tiny dollars to one you are the biggest was the tightest man I aver saw. Why,
ass in town, athoriy leagerly) I'll
tight! That man was tight enough to
take that, it's a good bet, 1f i lose hld kerosene." g b
it, Fluid lip "That's all right. Who wanted
All a5080ors from that terrible torment, you to turn grindstone, anyway '? But
ba-
by lsgia,caobo raodon llotpyFinn Lightning what to it about your pa and ma briekly rubbocl on painful ports, and without lug turned out of the church ? I hear
using any disgusting modicino day actor day, that thoy scandalized thomselves hor-
srttil.little or no result, Vluid Lightning also
armee as effectually Toothache, Lumbago, ribly last Sunday.
l0heumatism,l•Leadnobe, and is only 250, per "Well, oil sea me and my ohum
101010 at 1,33argrooV,8s &no's, Drug Btoru, pint lip a job on pa to make flim think
Tho following advertisement ap- Sunday was only Saturday, and ma
pears in an English newspayer. The chs fell into it, and I guess wo are all
advertiser evidently knows his wants. going to got fired from the church for
"Dog (fierce) wanted for yard, with working on Sunday. You coo they
fondness for trouser seats, Address,
T1EE1 BRUSSELS POST
Armin 28, 1886.
didn't go to mooting last Sunday be -
stating price, Mr. -, No. 5 Bank
St,, Birmingham."
mow ma,
mows now bonnet hadn't come,•
and Monday and 'Tuesday it rained,
A poetess asks, "0 where dons and the rust of talo week was so muddy
beauty linger ?" We think that wo aro no ono galled, or Choy could not got
breaking no confidence when we reply anywhere, so Monday I slid out oarly
that in these artistic times It generally and got the daily paper, and on Taos -
lingers on the toilet table until tho
girl puts it on with a brush and a
powder puff.
reading it, but they did not notice the
date, Thou Wednesday we put Tues-
day's ptapor on the stops, and pa said
that it seemed more than Tuesday,
but ma she got the paper of tho day's
before and looked at the elate, and
said it seemed so to her, but silo
guessed they had lost a day somehow.
Thursday wo got 'Wednesday's pap-
er on the stops, and Friday mug in
Thursday's paper, and Saturday my
chum lie got Friday's paper, on the
steps, and ma said alto guessed site
would wash to•nmrroW, and pt said
he would hoo in the gardou fwd got
tho woods out so it would look hotter
to folks when they wont by Sunday
to church, Well,. Sunday morning
(01m0, and with it Saturday's daily
paper, anti pa barely glanced at it
as ho got on his overalls and went
out in his shirt sloove a booing intim
front garden, And I and my chum
haloed ma carry water to wash. Sha
said it seemed like the longest week 1
S118 over saw, but whon wo got the
water, and took a plate of pickles to
the hued girl that lead the mumps,
we gut in the lilac bushes and wait-
ed for the curtain to rise. It wasn't
long before folks began going to
ohurch and you'd a died laughing to
sea them atoplin front of wllere,ma wile
washing anti look at her, and thou go
over to where pa was hoeing woods
and stop stud look at him, and then
drive on. After about a dozen teams
had passed I hoard ma ask pa if he
knew who was dead, as thorn must be
a funeral somewhere. P'1 had just
hood into a bumblebees neat and said
he (lid not know of any that was
dead, but knew some that ought to
be, and ma she did not ask auy fool-
ish questions any more. After about
twenty teams had stopped, ma she
got nervous and asked Deacon Smith
if ho saw anything groan; he said
somathlug about desecration and
drove away. Deacon Brown asked
pa if he did not think he was setting
a bad example before his boy, but pa
he said he thought it would bo a good
one if the boy Gould only be hired to
do it, Finally ma got mad and took
the tub Unbind the Mouse where they
could not eco her. About four o'clock
that afternoon we saw a dozen of our
congregation headed by the minister
filo auto our yard, and my chum and
I knew it was timo to fly, so we got
on the back stops whore we could
hoar. Iva met them at the door ex-
pecting some bad news, and when
they were seated, ma she came in and
remarked it was a very unhealthy
year and it stood people in hand to
meet their latter end. None of them
said a word until the elder put on his
spites and said it leas a solemn o0-
casion, and ma alio turned pale and
wondered who it could be, and pa
says, don't lcoep us in suspense, who
is dead ? and the older said no one
was dead, but they called as a duty
they owed the pause to take action on
Them for working on Sunday. Sta
ehe fainted away and they threw a
pitcher of water down her back, and
pa said he guessed they were a pack
of lunatics, but they all swore it was
Sunday and they saw ma washing
and pa out hoeing as they went to
church, and they had called to take
action on them. Then there was a
fow minutes low conversation I could
not catch, and then wo heard pa kick
his chair over and say it was moro
tricks o1 that terrible boy, then we
knew it was timo to adjourn, and I
was just getting through the back
feats as pa reached me with a barrel
stave, and that's what makes me limp
some."
"That was real mean in you boys,"
said the grocery man. "It will be
hard for your pa and ma to explain
matters. Just think how bad they
must feel."
"Oh, I don't know. I remember
hearing pa and Uncle Ezra telling
how they fooled their father once, and
got him to go to mill with a grist on
Sunday, and pa said he would defy
anybody to fool him on the day of the
week, I don't think a man ought to
tempt his little boy by defying him
to fool his father. Well, 1'11 take a
glass of your fifty -cent cider and go,
and the boy took a glass of cider and
went out, and soon the gr000ry man
looked oat tho window and found that
somebody had added a cypher to the
"Swoot older, only frvo cents a glass,"
making it an expensive drink, con-
sidering it was made of sour apples,
Scarlet fever is somewhat preval-
ent in Guolpb.
A fireman's tournament is to bo
hold at Watford on Sopt. 16th, under
tho auspices of the local fire depart -
moot. 'Thorn will also be athletic
games, balloon aee0naion, torchlight
pro0ossion and fireworks.
The contract for grading the E, &
H. oxteneion from Wallaoeburg to
Sarnia has boon awarded to Chas. E.
day may chum he got tho paper off the foster and John Danncoy of the lat-
stops and put Monday's paper in its ter place, and the work is to bo fin•
plaoe. I watched when they wore iebed by the 1st of Docombor.
L�OIt SALT..--TIIId UNDNIISIGN'
00 11044 Mean of cattle 15 steers and 271ei(-
ors) rising 3 years old. for solo. Also 2 Dolts, 2
Years old aull the other a yearling. 'Tao oat-
tlo aro on lot 0, son„ 4, Grey, and tion cults 010
on lot 80, ora, e, Morrie, For further p4)111011-
lire as to prim to., apply W
ALEX, IlcDONA1,D,
2.80 Luta, non, 4, Gray.
T_TOUSI, 3troot,& LOT FOIL SA.Ll31, ON
queo s Tlloro 10,e1Ho n eh0p on
too Lot trust senna bn ubillzcnl tura , t, bio.
Will bo sold on reasonable terms, Apply to -
A. BAWTIN U1)11:1t
��
M. B L 1i S HILL,
Butcher, thanking his
,,nay 0)1811lora for limit liber-
al support for the Inuit six roars
u'txhos to inform 10allt that bo-
ing barrio(' out of tho oda. Htaud hal aitelt 1111
a shop in 8nutlo's li leek in aret•1laa0 etylo
where lam hopes to see all t1,, obi ouetumore
UAW. 00 )inion)' now mill+e ad see fit to giro hila IL
call. Ihoop nothing but drat -ulnas u10at,,, all
kinds of Poultry fool d aura go Moat Del, vela .1
to all parts of the Town Pron. 0,to11 rata for
Vat Stools,
CLEANLINESS
-NEXT TO -
GODLINESS.
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Tho subscriber is plopnrod to do all kinds
of Painting, such as
HOUSE, SIGN, CARRIAGl'.,
PLAIN on ORNAMENTAL P.IIATttO.
PAPER HANOIN 1, KAI,SOMINING
-AND-
Grr ztinaill,0 81 fw1)aaclaity.
-0-
Spring time will soon bo at hand so leave
your Orders Early. Work clone in 11)0
most satisfactory manner and satisfaction
guaranteed. I will be found at my old
shop north of tho bridge.
Wm. Roddick.
Canadian hoiflo aailway Time Table,
�,r'•
Teeswater Branch.
Milos, Oolng West.
Ural. Express.
0 'Toronto.. Dap
oOraugoville
4 I Orangeville Jot
7I Amaranth.' • •
10 Waldemar.. ..
121 Luther ......
23/ Arthur .. ...
30/ Kenilworth....
381 ACT. Folmar ..
44 Pages t....
47. HAIMIBTOV.. ..
561 Fordwich ....
60 Corrie ......
62} Wroxeter
69 Winghaw Road
74 Tesswnter. , Arr
790 a.m.
9.50
10.05 "
10.15 'i
1024 '•
10.81 „
11.08 .44
11.30 "
11.58 a.1n.
12.15 p.m.
12.28
12.55 44
1.08
1,1r-1 "
1.38 "
1.55 p.m.
5.10 p.m.
7.05
7.22 "
7.32 "
7.88
7,44
8.10
8.99
8.46
9.01
9.10
9.81
0.45
0:40
10.08
10.15
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Mail,
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17/
301
3511
48/
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661
70
74
122
Teamster Dep
Wingham Road
Wroxeter ....
Gorrie .... • .
Fordwich ....
Harrieton
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Mt. Forest....
Kenilworth ..
Arthur ......
Luther ......
Waldemar....
Amaranth '1
Orangevillo Jet
Orangeville ..
Toronto .. Arr.
6.15 a.m.
0.28
5.47
5.53
6.02
6.25
6.35
6.51
7.09
7.26
7.53
7.58
8.04
8.12
8.30
10.45
2.15 p.m.
2.30
2.49
2,56
3.06
8.29
8.40
3.57
4.19
4.39
0.10
5.17
5,24
5.85
5,05
8.85 p.m.
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Refreshment and Dining Rooms
-AT-
TORONTO JUNCTION,
OR ANGEVlLLE AND
C&ItI,B'SON JUNCTION.
2-,77X0"CiM 7OSTQ.A.S. 025 ON'
THROUGH TRAINS
-n1TwEnN•-
-TORONTO AND iIIONTREAL.-
T1. FLETCHER,
TICKET 3.4:ENT, B11[Il551i5.5
BRUSSELS LIME WORKS
STILL AHEAD.
Tiaei4OOlN.
--li-
iho Hubscrlbum take this oplmrtunity of re- .
turning thanks to the inhabitants of Brussels
and vicinity tor past patronage, and 1011 to
atilt°that haying made 50 V"ral dutproV,m, unix
fu their kiln and iamb, of burning, they are now
tun bettor 1 0sltluu than over bufuroto supply
tho public with First-class Limo,
This being I l o eleventh season 01 our busi•
Mess dealings In Brussels ,find having gtv on un•
gualitiud saushletlen ee lar, the 1,11b110 can 1e-
lyonreocivlaggood treatment and a nret-class
artiolo 11'410 IIs, b'lnd..elass Limo at 14 cents
at the kiln and 15 coots deliverou.
We also burn a No, 1 limo for plastering tit
ilia sane pane,
liomuluuur the spot --Brussels Limo works.
4d
TOWN & , SON .
ALLAN LINE,
1i0YAL MAIL liTEAi1S111PS•
ti41 9,
411'11i1t1'4I lil.,r.O21IDOSIP1I+.I:L 4+1, 4.! 6 411
• LONDON .811,'.:
Steerage, 5315, Liverpool, Londonderry
quos tallow.,, ulusgaw, or 03,811001 to Quebec
and always as low as by auy aret-olasshuc,
SJMIv1L•:R AHHANGEMENT1
SAILINGS FROM QUEBEC,
SAR JA.'1 AN .Saturday, May 15111.
1'ULYNLSiAN " "lath.
CIROASSIAN••.
PARISIAN " 3511,11.
PERUVIAN June 6111,
h
SARDINIAN 1313tth
SA1IMATIAN
POLYNESIAN " 278h.
CI1RCASSIAN July 4t11.
PARISIAN • " 1181.1.
PERUVIAN " 18th.
SARDINIAN " " 35th.
The lasttralu00nnoctiug with Imo steamer
stquoboolaLive s' Toronto Weduesdayo ate:30 a•
m. Yassollgersottnleuve WodneodayH at 0:1U
lick, by, pay g au t add adith ditional fare t
and of*4 1
lst•antxd:.55_udalas.
NO eattlo,sh0op or pigs aro carried on the
Mail Btoamera of the Allan Lin o,
For Tickets and B or the and ovory Informa
tion apply to
J. R. ORA@YT, Agent,
4,1 the root almee, 1lraOSe14,
BABY CARRIAGES,
BABY CA1t1tIAGES.
JUS
T
12Al\TD
a Choice Stock of Baby Carriages
that Cannot fail to suit the wants
of the Public.
Call and see them.
LARGE STOOK OF HARNESS
ON HAND.
Give 7126 a Call.
H. DENNIS.
C11ANB110CK LIME WORKS.
The subscriber wishes to notify
the PUB3LIC that he will have his
LIME KILN
in Complete punning Order by the
1st of MAY, and will be able to
furniohAny Quantity of First-class
Linde at any time during the Sea-
son. Price at Kiln -14 cents per
Bushel.
CRANBEOOK, P. 0.
TE
tie a ss '.e..,,,fil
The und,crsignod having complotod the chailgo from the stono to the
Oolobratod Hungarian System of Grinding, has now tlio Mill in
First-C1assk,Rmaniug Order,
and will bo glad to soo all his Old Customers and as manly now ones
as possible. Chopping done.
Flow and Peed Always rays oi. Ilan&
HIGHEST PRICE PAID FOR ANY QUA1IITI'T'Y OF GOOD WHEAT
WM. MIZI.an