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The Brussels Post, 1890-11-7, Page 7Nov, 7, 18QQ. "T'HE' .1IIUSSFLjS.i, PO At tbo Village Pont Ommce wtudaw. The life of a post office cleric in a town of two or three thousand in. habitants is fall of pleasantness, and all its paths are peace, He has nothing under the sun to ruffle the placid serenity of his amiable temper, and ooneequently his die. position soon becomes as sweet and Mild as the perfume of a magnolia grove wafted on the gentle breath of summer. All he has to do is to engage in exhilarating couversation like this : "Is there anythiug here for Sarah 13illcins 9" "Nothing, madam." "Aro you euro 9" "Quite sure, madam." "But you didn't look. How do you know without looking 9" "I have looked over the letters in the 4B' box 700 times today, and 1 remember that there were no letters in it addressed to you," "Well, now, that's strange, I should have had a letter yesterday, and I thought it would be here to day, sure. Do you suppose it could have been lost 9" "It's possible." "Do many letters got lost 9" "About sixteeu millions annual- ly." "Oh, my 1 What is the reason ?" "By reason of incorrect or ineli- gible addresses, unsuttcient post age and other causes." "Goodness 1 And I suppose lots of them had money in 9" "Yes. Twenty eight thousand of the lettere sent to the dead letter office last year contained money amounting in all to $48,642 ; 4,000 had enclosures of postal notes, ag• gregating $5,800,. and 27,000 were found to contain drafts, checks, notes, commercial paper, etc., in the sum of $1,471,871." "My land! And who gets this money 9" "If the letter contains the ad• dreee of the sender it is sent back to him, but in over 8,000,000 oases out of 0,000,000 no address whatever is given by the writer." "Then, perhaps, my letter has gone to the dead letter office, or is held for postage, or something like that 9" "Perbape." "Well, don't you think— "Madam, will yo'i please stand aside a moment until 1 wait on the people who are crowding around the window ?" And as madam departs she mutters spitefully that she "never saw such an insolent, overbearing, unaccommodating fellow as that poetofoe clerk. He can't even answer a oivil question, and I'm going to have him reported to the department thievery day." SEE THE DICTIONARY. Little Boy (wrestling with a lesson on electricity)—Papa, what's a volt ? Papa (stumped)—Um— Look in the dictionary. Little Boy (hunting it up and reading)—Volt—The unit of electric motive force, one ampere of current through one ohm of resistance. What's an ampere, papa? Papa (with emotion)—Look in the dictionary. Little Boy (after a moment)— Ampere—The unit of strength of the current per second. Its value is the quantity of fluid which flows per second through one ohm of re- sistance when impelled by one volt. .Papa, what's ohm mean Papa (wildly)—Look in the clic tionary. Little Boy (after a search)—Ohm —The unit of resistance represented by the resistance tbrongh which one ampere of current wilt flow at the pressure of one volt. Papa, what Papa (desperately)—Look in the dictionary. When you want to know anything always loolr in the diction. cry and then you'll remember it. • GE\IS OF ','NOUGHT. Mend thyself rather than the world. Love rules his kingdom without a sword. Judge no man until you have stood in his place. The heart which easily levee also easily forgets. All powerful souls have kindred with each other, Tho path of duty is near, yet people seek it af,ir off. The way is wide ; it is not hard to find. The roses of pleasure seldom last long enough to adore the brow of those who pluck them. Live eo that at thy last moment all around thee may be in tears, while thou along haat no Mira to shed, There is no beautifier of cons, plexion, or fortis, or behavior, like the wish to scatter joy and not pain around n8. 'Without discretion, learning is pedantry and wit impartinenee ; Virtue itself bootie like weakness 1 the best parts only qualify a mita to bo moro'epeightly In errors, and cativo to hie own prejudice. Every ,position, however humble, any gift, however small, (mnmmna within it a germ, which, by cultiva- tion, eau he made to yield some• thing good and noble, In the depths of tho sou the water is still, the heaviest grief ie born in silence ; the deopeet lova fiowe through the oyes and touch ; the purest joy is unepeakable. Witty sayings aro 08 easily lost as the pearls slipping off a broken string ; but a word of kindnoee is seldom spoken in vain. It is a seed which, even when dropped by chance, springs up into a flower, Smallness is often the disguise of the infinite. You may count the apples on the tree, but who can count the trees in the apples ? You may reckon the aeorne on the oak,' but not the oak in the acorn. If you want knowledge you must toil for it ; rf food, you must toil for it. Toil is the law. Pleasure Genies through toil, and not by 'alt' indulgence and indolence, When one gets to like work, his life is a happy ono. The greatest part of all the mis chief in the world arises from the fact that men do not sufficiently understand their own aims. They have uudertaksn to build a tower, and spend no more labor oil the foundation than would be necessary to erect a hut. Management or a Horse. Feed regularly three times daily, but never overfeed. Never wash a horse with cold water when he is overheated. On a farm diepenee with shoes, unless the land is very rocky, Water before feeding, but not while the horse is hot from work. Use the whip bnt very little. and never when the animal shies or stumbles. Never leave a horse standing un- hitched. It is the way to make them runaway Do not storm and fret. Bo quiet and hind, and the horse will be so ton, in most casae. If a horse is vicious and uuman• sgenble at your business, sell him to some one who eau control him. Give the horse a large stall and a good bed at night. It is important that be lie down to rest. Hay and other ground feed is ln• dispensable, and ground corn or homiuy is better than whole corn. A cotton card is one of the best inetruments for grooming a horse. It Glenne better than a comb. Collar galls and bruises are bene• fitted by washing with salt water. Wash shoulders daily when using the horse. Brine is also good for stiff joints, VARIETIES. A knotty piece of timber must have smooth wedges. An early crop, Neighbor : "Well, Giggins, what are you raising ?" Amateur gardener sadly) : "Blis• `ars." Mr. Suburb : "Unole 'Rastus I wish yon'd go over to my place and clean out my hen house." Uncle 'Restos (with a grin) : "What !In broad daylight, sill ?" Silberstein (to dook laborer who rescued him) : "Vy you not know potter ae to pull me out of der water py der heels, undt make me lose a quarter out of my pocket ? Smith—"I saw you parrying home a couple of nine looking water. melons last night, Brown ; hew muob did they cost you ?" Brown— "1 don't know yet. The dootor is up at the house now." A beautiful Boston girl fell over- board, and her lover, leaning over the side of the boat, as she rose to the surface said : "Give me y,iur hand 1" "Please ask pap," respon- ded the beautiful girl as elle gur- glingly sank a second time. Fond Mother : "John, do look at the child ; he has your watch in his mouth, and will swallow it." John (who is a bachelor brother -in law, and very fond of babies) : "0, don't be the least alarmed ; I've got hold of the chain ; it can't go far." The Mexicans have no confidence in a young dootor, until he bas had a couple of years practice. Then they make an inventory of his pat• lents, and if he has cured more than he has killed they recognize bin no matter whether he has a diploma or not. Hostess ; And so you really be. lieve the moon to bo inhabited, Pro - fasten, 9" Professor : Ah veli, I do not say zat ; but zero is von moon in vich zer mus' be van man." Hos. teas: And whieb might that be pray 9" Professor : "Vy—ze—vat yon call it 9 7o honeymoon 1" A Kansas farmer soot this rather mixed order to a moretiant in a country town : " Send mo a sank of flower, five pounds of sofa and one pound of tee. My wife gave birth to a big baby boy Inst night, also five pounct'i of corn starch, a screwdriver ands fly. trap, It weighs ten pounds and a straw hat. TEHPERANOEJ `1w3 man in Dix in the Brititih navy is a Intel abstainer, `!'here is nut a good thought in a hogshead of beer; there is not a pure idea in all the breweriee, , The Methodist Bands of Hope in Ireland number 220, with 25,880 membere, an increase during the past year of 8,044. The Rev. Oharlee Garrett says England spends 7d per head to send the gospel to the heathen, and 70s per head on intoxicating drinks. Au English doctor says that of 1,5.10 eases of gout, only one was that of a total abstainer, and his ancestors were beer and wine drinkers, At Tonawanda, N.Y., John Roach, an old pensioner of the Britieh army, won a wager by drioking a quart of whiney in two and a half minutes, and was volunteering to drink an additional pint when he fell dead. Dr. Kovaleslci, a 8t. Petersburg flouter, declarse that every year drnnkennese increases in Russia, and holds, with Dr. Norman Kerr, that Itis a nervous disease oommon to all countries and all classes of society. Commenting on the statement that plants in liquor saloon windows have to be frequently replaced, because theywelt in the atmosphere of aleohul, the Canadian Citizen says : "Even things without souls die under the touch of alcohol. Nothing escapes its fiery breath ; brute, human or vegetable. In the atmosphere of the saloon not only plants wither and have to be replaced by others to take their deathturn, but. God -made beings likewise wither iu'such atmosphere, and the saloon keeper is.industrious to; replace them with other mothers' boys co be consumed inthe cease- less grind of hie damnable mill. lame .YOURSELF. Fight you own battles. Hoe your own row: Ask no favors of anyone, and you will succeed a thousand times better than one who is always beseeching someone's ieflaeuce and patronage. No one will help you as you help yourself, because no one will be so heartily interested in your affairs. The firet step will not be a long one perhaps, but, carving your own way up the mountain, you make each one lead to another, and stand firm while you chop still another out. Men who have made fortunes. are not those who have had five tliouoond dollars given them to start with, batt boys who have started fair with a well.earned dollar or two. Mon who acquire fame have never been thrust into popularity by puffs begged or paid for, or given in a friendly spirit. They have out- stretched their own hands and touched the public heart. Men who win love 0o their own wooiug, and I never knew a mart to fail so signal- ly ae one who induced his affection. ate grandmother to speak a good word for him. Whether you work for fame, for love, for money, or for anything else, work with your hands and heart and brain. Say "I will," and some day you will conquer. Never let any man have to may "I have dragged you up." Too many friends sometimes hurt a man more than none at all." The new Penney shops at Walls. Station, Penn., will employ 1,000' persons, Chicago Anarobiste will celebrate the sxeoutiou of the five Haymarket eouspiratore Sunday, Nov. 0th. A speetes of influenza is prevalent in Ingersoll. A cold in the head with a splitting headache are its ohief features. Tho railways of the fourteen Oen Mal and South . American States now aggregate only 18,091 miles or about 8,000 miles more than the mileage of the single state of Illi. no18. The two evaporating factories in Waterford peel and dry from 200 to 800 bushels of apples a day. The culls, peelings and ooros of the fruit aro shipped to Germany for the manufacture of jellies. Itnported jellies should be good things to let alone, John A. Auldo, a 10•year•old New York boy, shot his brother Wm,, aged 8, in the head Thureday .evening. The brothers had cooked molasses taffy and in the division of it the younger claimed the larger share. They then quarreled and John pulled a revolver from hie pocliot and 'hot Wm. Frederick Dlundlo, aged 10, fell over the railway wharf at St, Johns, N. 13., Thursday. Fred. Young, aged I7, leaped in after him and hold him above the water. The tide was running strong and there was a heavy sea on. A number of tnill hands loft wont and went to the reeeuo. A boat was lanuohed, but was broken to. pieces against the rooks. .At life -buoy was sent out to the driftiaig boys but they could not. reach it. After keeping: Dlundlo tip half au boar Youngand .the othe wont to the bottom, 'GOLDEN PADLOCK' .1:312 USS H�LtiS', ONrZ'A LIQ. MOSS -CUT SAWS ! - CUT ".,, , WS ! Just Received from the Best Manufacturers in Canada a Full and Well -Selected Stock of Cross -Cut Saws, including "Forest Beauty," "The President," "Lance Tooth," "Champion," "Racer," &o. The "Forest Beauty" is the ONLY Saw made with the back five guages Thinner than the front. Sawyers know the advantage of this, EVERY SAW OF THIS MAKE GUARANTEED. Persons requiring anything in this line should see them. run Line of the Beet Chopping AXES on . Mand; Did you see Harland's Improved Oil Can P The Safest and most Convenient Can in the market. Cannot be left open to evaporate. Easily orated, and no corks to handle. Take a look at them and you will be convinced that yvhat we say is true. WE'RE EiERE TO no nu8114. 88. A. M. MCKAY & Co. BEHOLD THE SIGN OF THE BEAVER COLOSSAL STOCK Boys', Youths and Men's Suits and Overcoats Slaughtered. HERE'S THE GOLDEN STORY • .• The Great Clothing Firm of Lailey, W2tson & Co., Toronto; concluded to close out one Great Lot of Suits and Overcoats, and, as we Sell more Clothing than any other Store in the County, we got the first chance. Buying became an absolute necessity. We did not need the goods but had to take. them, It would not do to let competitors get hold of such Immense Values. NOW WE MUST SELL ! We Znew IIo r f We'11 give you the Profit. Clean, Blight, Fresh Goods. The Latest Fall Styles in all Colors in Sacks, Cutaways, Cheviots, Worsteds, &c, Splendidly Shaped. Thousands of Dollars Worth of Clothing ! TUE LARGEST STOOK WE EVER IiAD, AND MUST l3E SOLD BY JAN. UT,' 01 BE✓1SOX41I3LE CREDIT TO GOOD JIIE✓V. !"=SIGN 01? TIITd GOLDEN BEAVER. A. R. SMITH, Brussels. F. S.—Suits :Made to Order. Stacks of' .Tweeds, Worsted Co(LrlinslS, Melton, Al'app and B'eavei' Ovei'roccti,r ys to choose Ar'on2,