The Brussels Post, 1890-4-18, Page 3Arita. 1.$, t9O.
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T AlL J'iltp 1 u1t:iA31.,
Cl1APTali h
Imme•Iso 1 1 un l.'arnnd 1.1.8 trick,
You bet your life I'm clover;
Thu first cigar makom some boys e1ok,
But I could smoke forever.
C11AOTea
The last half lane quite so uioo
Ae when you first begin it—
Not quite so mash lik • paradise;
I gross 1'11 rust a minute.
CHAPTER III.
eee how the building whirls and reels ?
Now everything's begun 10 ;
Oh, gracious I bow my etomaoh feels 1
I wish 1 hadn't done 1b.
CIIAI'TItn Iv.
11 It
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11—t —??—t
CII.U'T8n V.
It isn't right for boys to smoke,
Ana all good boys admit it;
I tried it Duce, just for a joke,
13ut since then I have unit it.
A VERY GOOD I0NASON.
Said Robert : "f wonder why Kato has
11.11 married
In all the Ion;; years that have lied ;
There roust be a Tucson why she has thus
tarried,
`chile -11 her companions are wed. •
And none were so clever, so handsome
and hearty
As she, I nm free to declare ;
M home or abroad, at a pio.nio or party,
The brightest and merriest there.
"New, Noll was not pretty in form or in
feature,
And alinost too lazy to stir,
And I cannot imagine what John, that
good creature,
Could see to admire in her.
Yet she is well settled; a model of duty ;
IIaa found a west excellent mate
And yet in attractions of grace or of beauty
She can't hold a candle to Kato.
'And there are her sisters, her nieces
and cousins,
All married and living at ease ;
Milo she who bad suitors, alae 1 by the
dozens
I-l:is shown herself harder to please.
With rn •u of high rank she's nocustomed
to mingle,
Itee h :d many offers, and so
The reason why elle at her age remains
single
t really em puzzled to know.
"`when wo in ono youth wore like sister
and brother
I playfully called her 'my wife,'
And vowed, with a boyish devotion, no
other
Should be my companion through life.
I loved her—but who had no thought of
my passion,
The dear little innocent elf I
And rather than see her left out in this
ftiehion,
I'll go propose to her myself !
Said Robert .to Kate, in the honeymoon
season,
"Ify darling, pray tell me the truth ;
I often have wondered what could be the
reason
That you did notwed in your youth."
Said Kate, with a look of reproach, as if
summing
The amount of indebtedness due,
And a blnsh that was ever so sweet and
becoming,
"You goose 1 I was waiting for you'!"
women's Foreign Missionary Sori sty Or
The Presbyterian Church.
The enamel meeting of this So.
eiety wan bald in Hamilton teat
week. We subjoin sours facts and
figures gathered from the minutiae
of the n'leeling.
The 'flame Secretary's report
Flays :--Tho Society ie now repre-
sented in 131 Presbyteries : Quobec,
lie:eine. Rock Lake and Minnedosa
have opened to the work during the
year. The following shows the
strength of the Society as reported
up to date : Presbyterial Socistfe:,
'25 ; new auxiliaries, 50 ; mission
hands, 41 , total number of shrill
ariee, 487 ; mission bande, 176 ;
branches, M.; auxilary member
ship, 10,299 ; mission band mem•
berehip, 4,869 ; total membership,
15,168 life members added during
the year, 81 , total number of life
members, 891.
The report of the Publication
Committee shows the following
amount of literature sent out during
the year of 1880.90 : Leaflets solei,
'7,182 ; leaflets free, 6,466 ; mite
boxes sold, 4,616; mite boxes free,
184 ; -envelopes sold, 8,227 ; en-
'velopos free, 584 ; maps, 8 ;• prayer
cards, 2,568 , total, 24,710 ; letter
leaflets, 57,428 ; literaturo, 24,710 ;
total, 52,188.
The Treasuror'e statement shows
the flnanoiel eonclitio 1 of the sec-
tion to bo as follows ; Cash received
;from atxiliariee daring the year
1889.00, $24,10.4 ; cash received
from mission bands,rinring the year
1880.90, $6,517; carie received
from other sources during the year
1889 90, $1,490 ; Presbyterial ex -
poises regortsd to treasurer, $118 ;
total, $81,999.28 ; expenses of
management, $802'; balance in
bank March 24, 1890, $81406,
.r•
A Chosley fernier ie,oredited with
pouring coal ail on a.Caw t5' destroy
ermin, and lighting •the,0il. Good i
thing there aro pot enlnay 'certain
dike hint.
MR. CLUQSTON'S PROPOSAL.
Callsta Drives A third Bargain, Did
Finally carnotite.
"Catlett). Bellamy, my happiness
is in your hands 1"
Mortimer Olugeton, who uttered
those words, was the editor and pro
prietor of the Duudloville Yelper.
IIe had pleaded hie suit with an
earnestnees that bad broken a eel -
ler button and nearly looseued a
front tooth, and es be stood await•
ing the young lady's answer be
oould distinctly feel the interest
grswing on the note of $10.88 due
in one month, which he owed to the
accommodating gentleman in
Chicago who kindly edited the out-
side of bis paper for him.
G etberiug om irage from her
silence he broke out again :
"Calista, your tnannor lsadd lee
to hope. May I promise myself
that you will fill the chasm in my
life that-er-yawns for yer ? A
bright future may bo yours, Calieta.
With you by my side as an aerie•
taut in an editorial career, ae a
proofreader, as a helper in folding
papers Thursday afternoon, making
up mails, doing up single wrappers
and looking after the accounts of
delinquent subscribers, I could
make The Yelper even a greater
power in the land than 10 is now."
"Mr. Olugaoo," said Miss Bel-
lamy, "may I ask you what the
circulation of The Yelper is ?"
"About a thousaud,Miss Calista."
eI am not the press agent of a
circus and menagerie, Mr. Olug•
eton," replied the young lady. "I
am not getting up a newspaper dl -
rectory nor trying to make a con-
tract with you for advertising a pat.
ent clothes ringer. You can afford
to tell me the truth,"
"Of course I only mean 1,000 in
round numbers. My actual cirou
Latton is 886,bnb it is grossing every
day, miss Calista. I work off throe
quires more titan The Jaeper Her-
ald of Atnorieen Liberty • does, and
he ciente 1,600. In less than a
year you and I Ocala make even th:,
circulation of Due. Reeve's Pinhnok
Jigger look mighty sick."
"E7'011e8 the question, 1tr. Clug-
ston, but heats you a paying adver-
tising patronage ?''
"Advertising ? There has not
been au issue of The Yelper for
throe yours that has had lees than
$1.50 worth of pay locale for Scott's
emulsiou ,f coil livor oil inserted
next to pure reading matter ou the
editorial page. 1 nave a trunk fail
of duo bills from sewing machine
companies, organ mauufaoturers,
and proprietors of patent windmills
to apply ou the purchase of those
articles whon 1 want to buy them ;
and out iu my coal shod I have
patent medicine enough, paid for in
,advertising, to kill a regiment of
Bengal tigers. I always travel on
o railroad pass, good anywhere be-
tween Sneada and L1arker'e corners.
1 never get less than even compii-
montery tickets whenever la circus
or menagerie CO2208 to Doodlevilio,
and every wedding iu the neighber.
hoocl brings :no 1u a box of assorted
scraps of calve. 1 tell you Bites Uai-
tat a, Tho Yelper ie humping itself
along 1n more 1aay3 than attvertis •
ing, Some of my editorials have
beau copied into the Brimfield
Tomahawk and Eureka Tnnndor-
bolt, and pronounced the ablest
articles on olliuohbbge in corn and
the moral influence of women in
politics that have been printed in
any of the papers for miles around
and I have boon prominently men-
tioned as a candidate for the poen
tion of delegate to the district lodge
of Good Templars." •
"I em not insensible to the dis-
tinction you offer to ooufer upon
me, Mr. 010980on," said the lady
softly. "I will be your wife on oou-
dltion that it shall not be a part of
my duly to wash the office towel."
"Wash the office towel, Calista 1"
exclaimed Mortimer Oltlgetou, as
his hair rose straight tip on end 11 a
paroxysm of amazement ; we never
womb it, so help oto Benjamin
Franklin ! When it is not in nae
for breaking kindling or propping
up a window, it stands behind the
door, 00, Oneida, aro you mine at
hart."
The noighborhdud oats wailed
deliriously their touching notes of
despairing love and defiant bate,
the pensive frogs in tho adjacent
pond • discoursed monotonously in
Volapttg, the palette{ 13allamy cow
bawled loudly her purpose to stand
at the gate of the barnyard and
bleaphemo until somebody carne to
lot her in, and upon the ear of the
mild looking old lady who was
listening at the keyhole of the Bak
lamy Beeler there emote a • sonhd
like unto that which ie matte cby n
retired squash colliding forcibly
with the side of a brjelr house,
StIOKY..
"We wanted to make some
molasses cantly. Mamma didn't
like to let us, for Bridget was
out, and there was no ono to see
to us, so she wits afraid we'd
burn ourselves ; but we coaxed,
and she says she Sates to say no
to us little ones.
"She told me to take a sauce-
pan and fill it half full of molase-
r3ss. I thought it should be full-
er than that, so I put it almost
full.
"Papa had given us ten cents
to buy some peanuts to put in
the cantly ; so 1 put tlio molasses
on the stove, and we all sat
down to shell the peanuts.
"When we were almost done, I
hoard some thing go siz-z-z very
loud, and we all jumped up, and
it was the molasses boiling over.
It was all over the stove.
"I was scared, but I took the
long handle of the saucepan and
carried it to the table. Then it
didn't boil over any more, bat it
spilled all the way, and wo all
stepped in it and it was very
sticky.
"And when we walked about
the floor, that was very sticky
too. And there was a dreadful
smell and a dreadful smoke.
"Mamma came down to sob,
and she saw, and she looked with
her hands up. She said she
couldn't leave the baby again,
and we mist bo careful and keep
the molasses on the back of the
stove. Then it didn't boil any
more.
"When we all juinpecl up, the
peanuts all fell clown. When we
picked them up, they were all
sticky. The shells stuck to the
nits, but Tom said they would'nt
show in the cantly.
"We put the peanuts in, and
tasted to see if it was done ; but
it burned us, and we call cried.
"I took 80010 in a muter to
ask ma if it was done.; spilled
it in the hall and on the stairs,
but it was so dark there it (Erbil
show at all. Mamma said it
wasn't clone, so we boiledit some
more.
"Then I got a big moat -dish
and poured it all in. We sot it
out doors to cool. We knew
when it was cool, for :Hover came
and licked it beforo we could
drive him away.
"It was very hard and it
wouldn't come off the dish.
Mamma bac) told mo to put some
butter on the dish, but I forgot
it. I put some on then but it
didn't do a bit of good.
"At last Tom got the hammer
and hammered it. Then it broke
all to pieces. The dish broke
too.
"When wo got the cantly off
the pieces, wo worked it to get it
white. I dropped mine in the
wood -box and got some little
chips on it. They wouldn't come
off, but when I went on working
it they didn't show any. Tom
made long string with his, and
,jumped 1111: rope with it.
"The candy didn't get very
white. When wo were all tired
working it, I went to papa's desk
to get some nice clean paper to
put on it. I went to ask sister
Laura for some thread, but she
was out, so, I hunted in my work-
basket awl got it myself. I tied
up some little parcels of the
candy,
"Then wo took 801110 to main -
ma and grandmother, aid they
were very mutt obliged to us,
indeed, but they wouldn't take it
from us.
"Tom has had to have his hair
put very short. Elsie cries every
time her heir is combed.
"Grandmother says she can't
stop anywhere in the house but
what it's'stioky. Papa says all
the paper in his desk is sticky.
Sister Laura says all tate thread
in her basket is sticky. Bridget
says everything. everywhere is
stinky.
"Manama says wo' had bettor
not mako any more molasses
cantly for long tine."
The munipe are making it inter-
esting for many of the youngsters
in Sinloos.
The fanners in rho vicinity of
Montreal have taken steps to form a
dairy farmers' nesoeiatinil,
A petition has been filed iti' the
Practice Court in Montreal' for
Biokell Wiekett, of Toronto, to hen•
fine Micinci O. lfnliarkey, tile' to.
entvettt hpot anti shoe manufaotltrer,
tc,jail for one you: AL1 the alleged
ground that he attended his prbber
his erellitt rr;. Mild 31,00111
I'OUI.THY PMUitil t s.
Use plenty of coal ell on the in
side of the poultry bou•-e, in the
I nest boxes, the rooete and the floor.
Grease is fatal to lice, but too
large a quantity le often fatal to
young chicle:mt. 13e oareful ouly to
apply a amall quantity.
We were shown last week an ogg
of rattler unusual eine—oir0urefor•
enoe was 0* inches, lengthwise, 83e
inches—this was from a common
barn yard hon.
During the summer old fruit cans
out down and nailed up to a post
or on the side of a poultry house or
floor will make good planes to sup
ply water.
Care should always be taken to
selene oarefelly the eggs set for
hatching. Not only must they be
fertile but in addition they must be
from the beet stock.
The early hatched cinches will
need to be w' 11 eel in order to get a
good start to grow. If they get
stunted naw it will require the very
best of management to get them
over it.
Keep your fowls free from lice.
Wakens whose syeteme aro en-
feebled by the ravages of lice are
Lit snhjeote fog' the cholera 0r any
other chicken ailment that happens
to come along.
Ducks will fatten readily if given
plenty of feed. Ou the farm where
they can have a good range they do
not require much feed. If too fat
they will not lay eggs, and at this
time the egge are the principal
source of income. Ae soon, bow
ever, as the weather will permit,
commence picking the ducks and
geese for feathers.
It is always the active, energetio
fowls that are most prolific of eggs
and the surest breeders. The eggs
of vary fat fowls will not hatch. If
not infertile at the outset, they have
less vitality, and besides are apt to
be somewhat oiled by bruehing
against the feathers of a fat hen in
the nest. Most of the wive breeds
of fowl have high combs, which are
very sensitive to cold. A frosted
eodnb will stop a fowl from laying
quicker than almost anything else.
around oats, corn and barley,
with middlings and bran mixed in,
say half ancl ball, make splendid
food for 113eh and egg production.
Cabbage it the loading vegetable,)
but carrots, turnips and beets .rs
excellent if cabbage is not at hand.
Towle may do well by fending them
grniuand vegetables iu a crude elate,
but a cooked and warm meas season-
ed for the morning meal will be hot
tor relisl134 and do them more godd1
after a long night's fasting than if
feel to them raw.
Salolueraal Novara.
Archbishop leder, of Salzburg
A"a'ria; lj,d Theo e1 v.
A eyolone at leorwalk, Ohio, re
oontly, Slued a girl and injured five
censer
,hlr. Gladetone'a epeaoh on the
Land Bill recently did not eatisfy
the Irish party.
1 The ust
had ;heir
tf1'lari a rate d frAldermen om e$250
a year to $1,000,
There are now 58,909 postoffiocs
in the United States—an increase of
over 1,000 m a year.
French ecientiflo men area en-
gineers are dlscue:dog the feasibil-
ity of a railroad acmes the desert of
Sahara.
AllenThomas, colored, Cairo, Ill.
shot his wife on Wednesday night
and then blew his brains out.
Cause, jealousy,
The steamer North Cambria, from
Baltimore to Hamburg, collided
with and euuk the steamer Avoca,
hound from London to Dublin.
Wm. H. Eesery, living on the let
con. of Mose, has a flock of thirty
six hens that have, from the let of
January to 81st of 1llareh, laid nine
bunched and ninety eight eggs.
Twelve of the ma-ble factories of
Boston have granted their 2,200
workmen eine hours witbont re-
duction 1n wages. Only three firma
etaud out against the Ualon's de-
mand.
The total population of Greenland
at the end of 1888 wee 10,291. There
had been 162 deaths during the
previoze year, of which 81 had been
drowning from the native canoes
and 10 by other accidents.
The latest sensation in Montreal
is the elopement of a man named
Walsh, aged 60, with Maggie Pur•
cell, aged 28. Walsh left a wife
with whom he bad lived for 89 years.
The pair are supposed to have come
bo Ontario.
The strilcing carpenters in Chi-
cago have pickets at all the depots
and most of the suburban towns.
The strike is costing them $85,000
to 40,000 per week. The men are
contendiug for the recognition of
the union.
Queen Victoria is very careful of
her diet et Aix'lee-Bains. Her
dinner eonsiets of clear soup, rare
beef, chicken salad and claret. She
is not allowed to eat vegetables or
drink champagne or beer. She
takes tie and tenet for breakfae;
and a chop and stale bread for
luncheon.
In the event of a European out
break, Great Britain could sand to
sea at a mouth's notice 41 modern
battle ships and belted cruisers to
cope, in ease of necessity_ with
France's 28, Russia's 15, Ger-
many's 12, or Italy's 10 ; so that
no possible combination of any two
of the great powers would place
England at a disadvantage.
The now disease, alleged to be a
successor to the grippe and called
La Nona, is said to be a form of the
pellagra, end to be caused by the
use of mildewed corn flour, which is
consumed in North Italy in the
shape of polenta. The victims sink
into a peaceful sleep and die uncon
scions, instead of sneezing their
heads off and living, as in the
grippe,
The last official statistics in Rome
show that the city lutist have lost n
largo percentage of its population
Sinn the lr,.it melte. Although
only twenty houses have been built
there in the last three years 4,000
houses with living room for 20,000
portions aro now vacant. Tbs trau-
sient population is thought to have
fallen off also. Hardly 6,000 strang-
ers wont there to see the big car
nival this year, while in former
years the number was little short of
100,000.
A. visitor from Australia recently
stated that "the people of that con•
tlnent are in need ' of metal furni-
ture." Ho has been in England to
secure school desks and treats of
light metal whish will be durable
and cheap, but neither in England
nor in America has he been able to
get what he wants. Ile says "the
post of Queensland is tho white ant,
against the ravages of whiob sheet -
iron roofing and tin covered chairs
Private Funds to Loan.
$20,000
- jHavo boon placed ill my hands
for Investment on real estate.
A 01019 \ GOOD RULES.
We were struck lately by the or-
derly behaviour of a large family of
children, particularly at the table.
We spoke of it to their father, and
he pointed to a paper pinned to the
wall, on which were written some
excellent rules. We begged a copy
tor the benefit of our readers. Here
ibis :-
1. Shut every door after you, and
without slamming it.
2. Don't make a practice of
shouting, jumping or running in the
bones.
8. Never call to per•ous upstairs
Or ID the next room ; if you witli to
speak to then go quietly to 'where
they aro,
4. Always speak kindly and pol-
itely to everybody, if you would have
them do the sante to you.
5. When told to do or not to do a
thing„ by either parent, never ask
why you should or should not do it.
6. Tell of your own faults and
misdoings, not of your brothers and
sisters.
'7. Carefully clean the mud or
snow oil your boots before entering
the house.
8. Be prompt at every meal hour.
0, Never sit down at the table or
in the sitting -room with dirty hands
or tumbled hair.
10. Never interrupt any conver-
sation, but ivait patiently 'your turn
to speak.
11. Never reserve your good
manners for company, but be equally
polite at Homo and abroad.
12, Lot your first, last and best
conflda103 be your mother.
Cauaalican N'o v�iw.
The Industrial Fair will be hold
at Toronto from the 8th to the 901h
of September.
The Easter Sunday collection in
St. l.fary'a Cathedral, ltfogaton,
amounted to $1.800.
Clifford Siftou, M.P,P., of North
Brandon, twill undoubtedly be Maui.
Lobe's tow Attoruey'Gouaral.
W. al. Deck, B1. P. P., was agate
clloyen by the Centre Bruce Liberate
to carry the standard In the Ontario
elections.
The pittale of the varioue Torero•
10• daily new,papare.aro aseeseed' ea
are the only protection thus far de.
vised, The ants eat wood of every
deeoription, boring the doors and
house rafters until they aro honey.
combed, tables, bedsteads and
bureaus suffering similarly."
R1ON E1 TO LOAN.
Any Amount ot Money to Loan
on Farm or 'Village Pro-
perty at
6 & 6:4 Per Cent., Yeaf'l .
x Y
Straight Loans with privilege of
repaying when required.
follyws .. 00 i1, $85,000 • Globo A t
$9fl1000 : Empird, $25,006 ; Tele- pity o
ty and effects With intent to defraud. ahem;; •$25,Qe0'; l►1'olva, 15,00.0
A, Hunter,
birisiolt (?ottrt Clerk, ilrteeselt
LOWEST RATE OF INTEREST.
No Commission.
Borrowers can have loans com-
pleted in Three Days if title
satisfactory.
W. M. SINCLAIR,
Solicitor, Brussel 8.
D^'.PHILLBPS
Q ' TOM,,oa7'r0,
I3fuis nu Office fn.
Cady's Block, 8eaforth
Where he eon be Consulted on all -Chronic,
Diseases of both Sexes.
Consumption, Asthma and Catarr4
treated eneaesafutly by Inhalation of 1lfedt-
anted Vapors, the. only rational treatment
for 017094 diseases,
NERVOUS CEelLITY
and al; diseases of the Urinary Organs nod,.
Moots, eared is ashart time.
Can or Address
81-tf 1)14. PHILLIPS, sr•.Arncprr
General Elacksinit].ir.g,
The undersigned desires
to intimate to the Public
generally that he has leased
the Hunter Blacksmith Shop
in Brussels, and is now pre-
pared to attend to all work
entrusted to him.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
GIVE 111M A. c.AX.L.
se Jas..2ifoIntoo'7a.
E.IST HURON
License Dirtiot8
The East Huron License Com-
missioners will meet at the
CENTRAL € OTEL, BRUSSELS,
—ON—
Friday,
_-__ON_
Friday, April 180, '00
AT 10 O'CLOCK A. N.,
To take into consideration the
the Applications for Tavern
Licenses for 1890-91.
Tho number of hotel Licenses
granted last year in the Riding
wore 26.
The number of Applications
this year aro26, Isaac Gill, Ethel,
and George Zilliax, Henfryn, be-
ing the only two applicants for
houses not holding License last
year.
John R. Millen,
INSPECTOII.
Jamestown, April 1st, MO.
R. Leon 111Thieral Water,
The following .peak for themselves :
Brussels, Ont., Jan. 8, 1880.
1 have been using St. Leon water for
the past month or so and have found it
very efioaeious in promoting good 11001011.
After using it a week I found my appo.
UM much benefitted and can now eat as
much in one heal as used to suffice me
for two. For any rheumatic affection I
believe Otto be ahead of any drugs or
patent medicines, and think that per.
sons of a rheumatic tendency should use
it constantly.
A,lIusTrn,
Clerk 4th Division Court,
County Moron.
'atilt. 4nAU Goon, Brussels.
Dear Sir, --The St. Leon Mineral Wat.
er that I have been getting from you has
done me so much good that I obeerfully
give my testimony in its favor and hope
others may 130 persuaded to 'give it a
trial.
tVat. ltarcaneee, So,
13russols, Jan. 7, 1850.
This water, the like of which is found
no whore else but at St. Leon, in the
Province of Quebec,- resembles all nat.
urn's prodnotions, an egg or grain of
whose for instance. We can tell cullet
an egg or grain of wheat is composed ot
but man fe utterly unable to melee a
grain of wheat or create an egg and be is
Moat as unable to counterfeit St. Leon
ineral13ater. But hind nature has
done for us whet lee could not do for
ourselves—brought the sixteen different
ingredients of this. water together in the
proper proportions, mixed them and
lours diem forth in a impious stream.
.1 nm in a position to supply this re
lnarlca1te water, absolutely pate, etrasglit
from the wells atrice that keen
after covea ring the cost of bringing
it titer fat,
AleiteI (OlO1),
The Tavol tc Grotty.