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The Brussels Post, 1890-3-28, Page 22 AGRICULTURAL. Inese go 131manants. When, 17 experiment, the former limb: that every portioe of the stalk will b aten if out and seesoued with gnitM, he will give noire attention to the period of (tutting the corn and sturtng it in the burn lusheel of 1 A Montreol ern:respondent writes: Foltater the fields. The corn for eusilage is e M at 4WD FARM reaciere are meetly aWare that period when the atalk l Wh in feediu t hroughout,Canailit, and espt,eially in Mauf• eleineute, and before it is completely dry t,obs, and the North-west territories, during 'Admit plan may be adepted by those wh the poet, ten Y014 S r,t,11,,,ilerabl2 2! V1111011 has grow cern for /odder under the lirill 1 0 'been paid to the bre, ling on a large :wale listing ymtem, But evea if corn IS gruwi for the grain only there le no reason why i elmeht not hu cut before the leaves tun ortolk, 'nutty typesti spteenems of sffilhous yellow, so as to have the stalk in the bos 421 11(050 (1(516 harin4 noun imported, frion einulition, and if carried to the barn, wher Orem: Britaim 011 1 he ranehee particularly the ears con be pulka na teeny as in, til large numbers of teams ith stallions are fl1l the fod•ler will be i11 fine condition al War, bred, and 1,0re long there will be a winter. 11 1.. no rooln 111 the baro surpTus over tied aisom tee meal demande te cheap shelte-• , mild be arranged fur non ; • • 'superior horses, wllieh will seek au eastern teeting the fodder from exposure, 11 hen -or perhaps o blurePean rend". passed through the cutter, a, little grain, IMO tnares with the:might:re:I stallions a sat nava to semion the mees, all ChISSeS • For instanee, 1 lie Quven renelt intperted • :Laded by sprinkling, mid a small quantity of the hest quality, beedee ,,s many more .01 etoek will acetate the food, and that froin Montana. Tht, High 13 1' horse ninth :which 18 usualle- crumpled in the barnyard ' beam 400 mare:, breeding to thoroughbred jean be milived, thereby etffieting 0 saving of and hackney 11,,15',The North-nost Cattle ;hay mei other more valuable foods, Company have eeveral hundreds of mare* and are using titroughl Ted and hackney fires. The Bow rivet, horse mud: have over MO mores breeding to throughbred sires. The Wistannil rattell have ,wer elle Ontario and THB BRUSSELS POST;' YOUNG FOLKS. A Shell If eoklaoe, „ mamme., what kept you so long ? it like a hundred hours mince you wont e, seems down steam, I do thiuk this la the inenuest, 4 mis'ableet birthday ever I had In my life." • 'o , too , p itt nwas 0. ✓ Mins 1 Mother's j1181 as sorry for Iwo baby t as she eau ho. lint yeti know, darling, .1; t have eo stay with my company ---" t "Yes, nod 131118 going to have company, t too, if these horrid old measles Mullet etene e just at the worse time, to epoil all my hell „ and keep all the children away from y the luinve And now the grown folks bail come an ceep you KM fly 0111 , an haven't a soul to speak to, ana fluapi't read or use my eyes anyway, and I'm pest so lonesome, and my head aehns so—" The trembling, petulant votee broke into a sob, and Elcue's mother bent over the lite t e us led ace. "I know, I know," she said, with coax - Mg tenderness, "and 11 18 vety, very hard. But you've been so good nor patent loll through the Avorst of it, and you are get- ting over it nicely, PR tell you whatill do : tIm aunt» and uncles can take care of themselves n little whilea—they know I've go a pom little sic eir e up s atm —am mother'll stay with you for a wide half- hour and read to you out of ono of youv pretty birthday books, There, does that, Comfort you ? Well, then, let me get a fresh handkerchief first, and dry these poor little feverish eyes" She moved. toward her dressing table, and Elsie strayed after her, a queent littlo figure in her flowered double -gown, and the Greenaway cop into which- her mass of yellow curie Wa8 tneked. "I have eome soft old linen handkerchiefs somewhere here," said her mother, putting her hand awoy et the back of the drawer, "Oh, what is this, mamma, this ommiug little box ? I nevet, saw it before," cried f casket, aitiled o'cilored straw, that. Of imported horses particularly the orosees b the thuroughlwed, the C3,1e, Shire and GH111,11t.,11, FAUX No'rlIS, The question of fostering and encouraging the fast wallon;, horses, so as to gradually province of Oithee bred Cly,le mares, tieing : preduce a breed'of thee elites, is tieing ago • emporte•1 Chale itn,1 Shire stellions. ',4ir d. itated. Lister-Kaye`e company has 500 Ontario -bred I Soapsuds should he added to'the manure draught tont general purpom mares, 318101) beep. Never waste stieh. 'Later in the sea. imp:need SIM., (Vac ana throughbreil 8,101' 81331 sells may be ay/plied to asparagus and lions. The Wbeler ranch lffie mares, besides 3 eelei,y with Loyal, taw,. I many others, with bawls rangiug from 50 to I Although the weather limy not be cold, 150 mares. When Manitoba is considered ; the water is too cold for stock and milch along with Ontario and Quebee, where con - cows • should be sully/lied with 'tepid water siderable numbers of. execilent horses are , throUgh the whole 'mason. raised, but fm. went of a centred market I 'with proper feeilities awl outsideconnec t hats, 1 The asparagus: bed is the place to apply , they ere gee it pryee, far 11ow their value, 'plenty of manure now, which should be fork - and ustedly at a 1,•ss to the producer. In ed in. After ee doing give the bed a libeled application of woodmehes. I fact, we are 110W ill the emne relation to . home breolimg as we were to tattle : The average duration of the cow's servic bree•ling 111 tsanada previeus to the open• ' as m milker le estimated at eight years Willene, -log op of the Britieh markets for (tattle ; the well-managed dairiee, hat individual and it is 10'011 known Grit le wse brio/ling ges . cows eften milk well until aged. ' a whole, at preeent e,,st and. price,' obtain- i Manure is Wore valuable when the liquids . a,1,1,,, is not a,A profitable as 113 hould be. and solids have been saved together. Neither ' - Following on the projected large stock ia a complete fertilizer alone, but together ;yards and shuntiug groneds ef the they stupply all the demands of crops. t .at Outremont. is suberb just bordeeing on ; , „ A y ermunt fruit grower sue/soots that as the Montreel city limits, Dr. .Megittelwan ' lute purchased Se acres ef land for the .fht,.. wire nettieg 111 13,11 smelly it might pne• to cov- j or cherry trees and other fruit trees that have /Atn, of ereetine an establishment, the olgeet their fruit eaten by birds inclosed with such of which is to develop an outside -market in Britain and other Rio -mean countries,I ity of Canadiandired horses It is proposed es wire. many farmers do not cultivate a plot for a lhe garden is neglected on the farm, and well as the United States, tw the best qual- I to have experienecel men to handle and train ,Larden. The hmuries of farming can only obtained by those farmers who grow vege- those requiring further training, to have 0.3 italtles and fruits as svell as stable crops of ; course and every regifirmnent for conducting a large hone, exportation and importation .firz‘in 1'-nd grass, business, end thus supply a niucioneeded want that is beginning to make itself felt. Ir Sea/mows Arm 0Nrn,Likek, Ono of the best locations for a garden is to turn under a clover sod; now apply thirty bushels of air -slacked lime per acre tor proportionately), and then croes-plow the land in the spring. The ground olust be well harrowed and made fine before S.33150 time ago 0 Canadian 'Frenchman .planting the seed, hosvever. told 1111311)011'he had eaueht a let of Englieh There is no advantage in having a cow gperrows, which might be a gond way of that gives a small quantity of very rich milk. colloid/Mg if not exterminating thou in thi, country. This time of the year, when The cow that yields a pound of butter and a large quantity of milk to produce it most of our native birds axe ill the South, is •F`v°5 is more valuable as a dairy 0081 than the .-v good one for destroying the fox Ostlers. one giving the same amount of butter from His method was as follows Take some dry stale bread or ern:town crackers 0h1 one•half the quantity of milk produced by e„se. wen; 81131 the ether. core would prohal,ly Those who take pains, work hard, and stok theta in whisky. Then put them out en s the ground whet e the eparrowe are in thetruggle to secure certain crops that others will not grow, owing to the difficulties in habit of feeding. They will eat the whithy- eoaked bait and will soon beeome so drink the stoy, are nearly always sure to secure good prices for the same, It is the work as to be unable to ay away ; they can be that pays and the most profitable crops twe poked up then with liut little trouble, He those that require attention and good told me that he used to emelt then: this way cal then make them into sparrow pies 1 eg(1 management, as he Mel quite a fotelnees for whisky hino I Thu liberal use of land plaster iu the self I euppeie t •li.•1 not 1111130 1(1))' ,thibrenee 'stables, in the manure heap, and 8(611 011 the to him luny lunch ,t,as in the sparrows. There grass land, wily be found one of the cheapest is one advantege in using thee over the more and best modes of saving manure and themes - deadly poisons.—if any valuable domeetie ing the yield of crops Plaster is slightly Animals sheuld pertuke of the bait they soluble in svater, and envie lime for plants w ould get over their drunk after 033011110, as 0501)3,13 as applied to the crops, It is also did the old woman's turkeye that ate the an exeellent absorbent and deodorizer. emu cherries, to,•1 the sparrows would not ; Those erho make a specialty. of —grcenV7iii 131 )1)113011 to other animals that should find early potatoes elaim that it is better to and eat theta when seat Lured around Gm hand mok the beetles when they first ap- premises pear, instead of dusting the young leaves gwith plaster end Parte green, a process GnEAT whioh should be deferred until the necessity 'arises for so doing. Bygoieg over the plants A flock of turkeys reared by Mrs. B. 'daily the beetles will not have 10 opporttmity sColly, of Duelwee county, /sew York, oi laying mony cue. averaging twenty.= pounds dressed meat per pair 15-11811 SOld Gus faiL tierne brood turkeys are need until three years old, but Dawn. the majority of the birds suld are younn .„ .1 :'l'he eager light ot morning 1 A clear blush ones. As theegge are laid they are placed 211 Dees with the small ends down, al d oo mg e a es Of clout/land snow—then raffling the dim covered with cloth, being kept in a warm lakes -dry place. Whet' the turkey is ready to ' ;From starlit silver th a dimpled flush Sit, a barrel 111 placed on its side in some Of rosy water, Now the slumbrous hush Rhady nook and the nest made of dry hay, Yields at the breath of breezes; morning or 811a with a geuerous addition of onion skine as a preventive against lies breaks, And carolling of lark and throstle wakes After the poults are hatched, they are A world to labour. When the herb is lush renewed to remain in the 1)001 115 long as they On !sheltered morel, the level gleilanS of light will stay there. When rellinVed, the hard 'Per -made the daisies to a wider round substance en the end of each of their beaks is re01 strata/ling petals, Morn I the stir, the moved, and the top of the head anoint. tnight, 811313a little oil to destroy the 'rennin, 'The evonder of young being, with sweet They aro find fed custard, made from four ; 01)1)8 11(511 three geode of milk. The loosesound Of eoestinices os the oldigvogenheght 8611 16 swept away, an't they are fed uponthe wound, never from a board. If the '1(1(11)31Of ileaven dawns (cud earth is summer- • roop thew ends are chimed, Tine is believed C!. A, Dawsox. to allow bone and. muscle to develop fasten While grotying they. are given plenty of • binned lime, pulverized, and a little red.. Badly Twisted, pepper mixed in the food. As they inereme Customer (rushing into hardware store, in op they are fed with put cheese, Irish - -' I've test got thew to catch a train. (live oatmeal soaked over night, dry bread soaked 0.1;13011)..,,, in milk, and wheat mi,ffilings scalded, and Eaeetious -Dealer—. Don't you mean a till later on, treated to cracked corn, r, "'(05, a cop-porner. Jittery up." "Don't you mean a pe11•e0oer ?" " Hang it (excitedly), I said porn -copper." didn't 15" (Also excited), you said pen-eopper." "1 said oorp-ponner." "You said petit -connote" I didn't." " You did." " Yon lie." You're another." "Take that," "And that" Cos.:s44T.s_Lit11 Fon Cows. There is an enerniolui loss of food that could be utilized end saved be, proper pre- paration. Pr lessor Henry, of Wisconsin, -who has given this matter hie attention and observation, Motes that by feeding corn 'dance to cows, (hot cutting the stalks, a Hav- ing of front 9 10 40 per cent, can be effect. ed. As con,, :stalks are eonsiderod of but little volue on :some toms, the percentage mentioned represente 0 tom of food annual. ly much greater than OM Wally be estima- (Five dollar:: or thirty days next morn - ted, and it is a loes 11115( 130 farmer can afford ing.) to boar. The silo enables the fanner to avoid this loss, but as the Kilo is not iu gen- eral URC only a pOrtion of the farmers are Not Mad Enough for That locnefitted by its capacity to atore the corn Angry/ subscriber—I am mad 011 the way odder, and keen it in oondition for stock, through, an' I want 10)3 1)111)01' 'gapped. t is the fodder cutter that offeets the Editor—Yes, sir ; do yott want to mug • saving, and eve11 with the use of the silo what you owe 9 the cutter must be brought Mtn operation. Angry subeeriber--No ; 1 ain't mad enough tis the preparation for the anailago, be• for that, lore being plaoed in the ailo, that rendere it palatable to stock as touch as its mem- it rata Draught 10(11 condition, and tho farmer who 1)105 o as n Silo Mtn at, least perform the necessary les Woman—"t gave my husband a taste of bor of cutting the corn fodder, mid thereby the broomstick half an hour ago and he assisting the stock to more readily at and went out swearing he would kill some one, digest it, owing to its finer ooncli Mon, 133 Has he been here 1" labor of cutting the food is a faotor in the Se,loon.keeper—"Yes, ma'am ; John was .exponse to be considered, but where there in here." .are a number of eows to be fed the cutter Wornaii—"Did he kill anybody ?" should in, opdratod with steam or horse. Saloon-keeper—"Oh, nth Ilo twit two powor, so es to economise tho cost. drinks of 0)10 10081 whisky and then. left," Ati the corn fodder is woolly left exposed Woman—"Poor John 1 I didn't Mean to the weather, a portion of its value is lost, drive him10 suicide. Elsie, pickine a tiny olcl-fashioned sort ;ell forward as Mrs. Glover drew out the handkerchiefs. " That? 011 that is the box which holds my shell necklace. Didn't I eyer slime you that ?" " Why, no, you never did I Show it to 1110 11013', mamma." The little girl's tone was still rather querul- mire but her mother felt too sorry for her to notice it, and opene,l the box as requested. 011, t that pretty ailed Lime, as long string of any shells, exquisitely Gated, aanfahnost as soft mud pun as pearl.% lay re- vealed, linked together with gold, and lying in gleaming coils upon the faded lining, " But so odd-looking, and old -time -y. Did you ever Wear it, mamma ? Let me take it out, Won't you, p ease . I Mrs, Glover indulgently permitted the eager little fingers to twine themselves round with th soft, gloaming strands, and . to fasten the clasps of old red goid. ;"013, yes! 11 have worn them many a I time," she replied, I "When you tvere a little girl? And where ; ditlyou get them, mamma? Who gave them ' to you?" ' Mrs. Glover smiled and hesitated. "Oh, ' you little Miss Inquisitive 1" she said, "Come, put the shells away. Don't you know your half-hour is passing, 0,ncl 1 hoven't even begun to read yet?" 3 "Never mind," rejoined Elsie in n, decided tone. "I don't want you to begin. There's a story, 1113110330, about that neek-lacie ; I know by the tvay 3011 10(316 and epeake—something that happened tvhen you were e little girl; and I'd rather hear about when y'ott were a little girl, mamma, than all the books that ever were voitteu. Now, just sit down, i please, right here, tend begin, else yon won't have time, and I just must hear about those shells 1" ; "But, Elsie—" I "The half hour is going, mamma?" I And the tears '10035 001111111), and a hotter flush rose to the poor little red -spotted face, and Mrs. Glover hadn't the heart to rebuke 1 the impatience, and thought to herself per- ' haps the story of the shells would do as well. So she seated herself in the big rocker in . front of the ,glowing fire, cuddling her little ailing ,laughter up in her lop, and began. I "P110 necklace wasn't elways mine, yon ' know, dear. There was a little girl, my par- ticular chum, that we ueed to call Binwhy, because she was such a plump, roly-poly little thing." " What was her real name?" Elsie asked, but her mother went on, not noticing. " We lived very near each other in a, pret- ty, oldefashionotl village, which was very quiet, but where we gilds and boys used to inanage to have a good many moo times. One of the nicest of these times was at Miss Melinda Ball's Islay -party. leliss Melinda was a middle-aged ineaden lady who lived in the great house 01 1115 village, a wide iambi. ing, old mansion in the midst of beautiful 1 grounds, which We thonght was grand enough for the President, and was as proud 01 1111 invitation from Miss Melinda as 11 11 I came from the White House itself." I •' Miss Melinda, was whot wo children call 'awful nice' to us, and had given us I More than one entertainment ender her , spreading horse -chestnut trees ; and one I year, when 111005 about twelve, it came into • her kind old heart to give us a reguler old. time May -party, with a May -pole to dance round, flowers, a queen, and all the rest of it, Of course '1300 116(0 all delighted, eepociel• ly as the spring was so mild that year, April ahnost like dune. /hit lo end behold 1 w len the clay arriVed, a, regular Mtsy-storin arrived with it, a 'steady downpour that—" 1 " There I isn't that just always the way ?" Elsie broke in vehemently. " Poor mamma! Whet did you an ," I " Well, I felt pretty blue, until about ton O'0100113 whenMiss Melinda% old man servant came round under a big blue umbrella and ; presented 'his missus'respeets, an' she ehould' 1 speet de 001)11) 11)' all do 0023131 10 de obenin '.' " I " Well, that was better than poor me," said lilsie. 1 " Yee, Mcleod," said her mother, with a • sympathizing put,; " and We started off early, (111 high spirits, not minding the lain a bit in ' oar waterproofs and overshoes, and bent on I having a merry thne," I " When we were in the dressing -room taking off our wraps, the gods; gathered nrontal Bunchy>, making axelernatioes, ' Why Benehy, \Gust to the world did you wear, , that chees for ? Why, how funny 1( 101,138 for a party.' "Now Bunehy, poor .thild, \yes troubled with a vory dolmate throat, and her mother had insisted upon her wearing her winter dress, 0 high-in:eked and tome -sleeved eaarlet merino, instead of the low -out tvhite 113135111(0that ail the rest of us hod on. I hastened be ; aay, 'Write you know abed hor throat ; and 1 I think her dress makes Ouch a, pretty spo of color tonongst tat Om white I' but they still stared critically, 13)111 0110 tall black-eyed 1)161 tossed hoe head, and snail out; loud, 'Well, I'd have alayed 03 1101110 rather t1mo 0(11(10 1(1 studs a rig l' 'Just at that nument, Miss Malincle, come in, bringing tt largo tray, whiell was heaped up evith the loveliest flowers—such quanti• ties of them 1 Slut could n tie help hearing whet 3130,8 Said and Boeing how poor Bun. ohy's cheeks wore almost to rocl os her dress with mortificatton, and it brought a kali of annoyance to her 1)151) kind cheek ; but she • THE LATEST SOICES, did not appear to take any notleo. She oniitrho yaileios war; 313,11)03,t Living Cree* y miutorr 28, 1890. IT OW THEY EAT, eet her tra? down upon a table, and Wonwit are invariably elothei4 observer:I of t ures 13)310 their steed, in her old• ashimed courteous way 'Young when the skies promised us 3305101'. 1111)3 hie weather for our little enter-, t1(111111011)., I pleased myself with gathering all (in: 1)0860(08 of 11)3' 511011011 tool getout. house, and twining them 101' you into May• 'lay garlawho You west weer them all ehe mune, and lot them bring the spirit of the tley ;mom, us LA en bhngitt 0101 c sound 11)1110re like November,' 111011)11-30111 10111111 111') 0.8 8110 spoke, and poor ihmeley's dress was forgot- ton in the excitement freer the lovely 1311,318. 01(15 fragranee already tilled the mown, I here 81(15 11 11011001efeet uherns of 010- elitilintions. '0, Miss Melinda, 11011, humid, ful of you ! And may I have 11115 One du lore lilieS-of.the-Valley 011 1' 4(1)11 11 these forget-me-nots 1'And I the 1)1008105 '1 'And1 the violet1' until each girl W410 pro- Vulva \nth 13111 exquisite wreath, and 011 wore crowding np 111 front of the mirrors to ar. range them most, becomingly, All 0,,COOpt, Bunchy, that 1141 5110 81115 rather a retiring child, and 1,0511100the had not yet gotten over the embarasement (151100(1 1101 17 the comments upon her dress. So she stood quietly aside until all had helped themselves, 1 and now there remained but 0110 wreath upon the tray. This/ was, of eouree the I least pretty of thorn all, and was not likely to be at all 182,01131135to poor Bunchy's rose, cheeks and yellow curls. It was made of bright, full-blown deffoffils, foul Bunchy looked at the large and staring flowers in dismay as Miss Malincla beckoned her to I 00)3)0 and put 11 01) What a, fright 8118 would be with those clumsy yellow blossoms stioking out around her 0131-133 head above he vivid Re/islet of her dress 1 The old lady went to a bureau ' 011,1took out 11 littki 1,0X 11'0111 the Upper I draw?r. This she opened and drew out len 80X. I thithe ere it good deal like brokers. They 111e 011 inurgles, Love may be blind, but he Icnows when the , parlor lamp ie too high. What the world wants, says somebody, is 11 1101? religion, We donbt it. Scone people 'are not willieg to pay for whist they're got. 31215 eow. Ponson17—"Do you think Moly married for blood 6' liquiggit -"No, hut I reckon his wife did. They say Nhe has the temper and elates of a vide" The seasoo now is close 05 1)811(1 When the umpire with hie gall Will (11160 1)011111,11)011111,1 the eatelier 81,5,1,1.And then ery out "Play ball 1" O'Flynn (rea(3ing 0 desalt notice). -"Poor (11131 1 1). eays he left, a Wife awl 1(810 children." 0.1,13,1111- -"Oa ye might, knew that Ho Wen the 11101011 14) 13(31' take them anywhere 'Avid him." Failure is not such 11021 1111,11), 1111101' a1 10 acknowledged to lie a profitable thin to fitil 111 bllsilless, and We kll 01V 801110 num W110(('(811 forty times a day that they ha failed in love. Mrs, Pigg—"Is Mr. Peck al, the lodge (111 evening ';" Mrs. N. Peck- -"No ; ho's down town getting drunk, I alwaye lot him hey this day for hie enjoyment, It's our weddin anniversary, you know." The present riding habit for ladies is now boom/Mg Gum that for gentlemen," says a exchange Well, we would jest say so The geutlemen's riding habit, wo believe, i to it the holies stand up. "Look hero, those eggs you sold me th other day were all had," "Well, it itin't 311) fault." "Whose fault is it?" "'Atoned if I know. How &weld I kilete 10101'8((151115 'eni. I'm no mind reader." Young Mr. O'Donovan (native horn, (0 )11 "Tho shffi necklace 1" cried Eleie in excitement, " The 81)1.11 (100131(100 its very milt 'Come here, dear,'she said, drowing'Bunehy to her in the kindest way, ' I just can't let you go down with that enbecoming wreath. Doffed - ills are lovely, but they are not meant for a head-deees, that it:plain, Here, let me twine these pl'etty shells amongst your curls ; they ore meant for the neck, but they will make a beautiful chaplet as well. Moe, now, what a different effeot 1 And your evreath will last altretys, my clear. Keep it in remembrance that our old friend SW that you Wore already the ornament of a mock and quiet: spirit, end loved you for it 1" "Well, you oan imagine how overcome Nor Bunchy was 1 To have 811010 0. beauti- ffil ornament given her, and above all, such tender words. Why, the tears came to hor eyes, and she could hardly steepen' out her thisnics—" "Yes, and where wore you all this limo, Miss Mamma, please r suddenly duinanded ElSie in a suspicious tome "Don't you think you've fooled me one ; 11 have known all the time that 'bunchy' WM just your own Belt, only you didn't mean to let me know 11081 16)12011 better you took things than I do, and how you were praised and rewarded, But I know 11081, Illy pre- cious mamma, and rin going to take the lesson. Just let me has -e the shells the rest of the afternoon, end you'll see if I sha'n't be patient and good. And you sholl go down to your company right 11015', and not worry a bit---" "Bless my poor little sick girl!" said her mother, kissing her fondly. "Keep tho shells always, dear,' "To remind me to be good like you, inamma,--" ' "Not like me, clear, lmt like Him whose birthday we keep on Chrletinas," whispered her mother, with another kiss as she rose to go, And somehow, Avhether the necklace was a talisman or not, Bisbee birthdey ceased front that hour to be such a enis'able one, Queer Feats and Happenings. Minnie Morris ot lititchmson, rean., was at the altar prepared to marry Isaac Smith, bat before she would allow the ceremony to proceed she demanded the bander of his bank account to her name and the deed of a farm 01 1(30 acres. Isom refused, and 'Minnie remains single. The Empress of 13raei1 was a, patron ot Senora X,, a 3430(115)3 1)158(0088 woman of Rio, whose sign 11081 reads 1 "1(811130(8 X., corset maker to the Republic of Brazil." Winter Frost, Jack Frost, White Frost, Cold Frost, Reedy Frost, and Snow Frost are the manes of she brothers in Kansas City, A. Newport, Ky., widower forfeits an inher- itance of 175,000 by marrying again. It was his first wife's property, willed to him ott condition thet he remained single. A sycamore tree chopped down by James Collins of Galesburg, Ill,, split open as it fell. showing ts deposit of honey weighing over 1,100 pounds The bees would have filled a barrel. Nettie White of Sturgeon, Mo., had two lovers, and calling them and her hinds to- gether made tho two draw strews to see who elimild :hove her. Thist, WM about a year ago. She is now divorced from the man who drew the longest straw awl about to marry ; the ()thee, who really was hor heart's °holm ' at the time of the lottery. The wife of a Mitysville farmer found he had inortgesged thole home to pay a whiskey bill. She collected seven cletermined 'wo- men, mot 1)010300 81102(1081(1 nearly every saloon in the t08111 WaS 0 wreak. Forty -ono years 04(0 1). Longfellow, 0111135. gist at Machias, Me; inserted au 04(011150 3)0311 of his business in the first time of the local proper. It has appeared it every iseue sumo, and Longfellow has been prosper - 0110. T. W. Martin of Elizabeth, Pa., loet it very heavy plain gold ring. A. weak afterward his home became lame, end in examining its foot the lost ring Netla fetald anugly fitted around mie of the calks of the 1101800 shoe, In five minutes it woman ow clean up ts nean'e room in such te way that it will take him five weeks to find evhere she put things. 1 Expeoting Too Muoh of The Condnotor Old gentleman -1 shall report you, young man. N'Ylly didn't you stop your ear before'!', Here 1 have been running after your car ; more than a block. Conifuotor---All right, guy nets I in sorry, but I ain't like a pertatel. With eyes all over. That peculiar sellInoiti, the sea tirylifu, has hive teeth live jaws—one 131 earl) Jew— ell tile live iinniediately surrounding the stomaell, The PAWL have a peculiar central. iZtal 11100011, 1011 turning inward and down- ward, :to that they also act as feeders, ' 1111s'e teeth 00 their long Wei 111111. drude of them, hut, as if Owe) were not stinnaeli • The enttle- tellieh 010005 008881.00,00 111110, alwitye walke with its head down- ward, doee not eliew its food et all, bat, masticates with itt, gizzard, Si, do geese, fowls, (Melts, and indeed all nlodern 1311310, Seizing their food in their beaks, they ewe], low it whole, if grain 01. Seed, and In large pieves 11 11 be fruit or bread. Li thist condition it goes into the gizzard, a power- ful inusele with L1 Very tough, horny lining, . , g powerful to pulverizo moot:eked corn, To assist in the milling process all grainwating birds swallow little pieces of gravel, gloss enough, Koine have them itleo in their g ernekery, mot:slake., the horny interior of 1 the gizzord being MI flleiontly tough to escape ' cutting by these materials, le lo because I of tine feet 11,111. 1130 otterith has acquired llis 8reputatioof enjoying a ferruginous diet. .; n Even when they had teeth birds only used e them to take their food, depending upon the g 1)1100111 101' mitstielstion then ite 11011% FiSheS end reptiles use their teeth for the e " same purpose, that of taking their food, but, n like the birdie they gulp down their foodun. w' cheed and eel/velum if possible. 1 • ffitere are, however, exceptions, The ray, • 0( 0131(10, for instance, has a moo th set trans- yeemt.ly across its head, tile jawS working e with a rolling motion like two baud:: sot back , to hack, In the 1a810 are three roWS 01 11,11 tooth ,ect like a wraith -pavement, and between f these rolling jaws the Ash 01104105 oysters and 3,3 11311' mollusks like so many nuts. a "the eisrp's teeth are set book on the phar father, of foreign extmetion)---"Don't yer go deceivin' yerself 17 (112013(0'e1)3111 libretto cause yer licked nie, for ain't. I'm all up- set at bein' struck by a furriner, an not Le- in' able to strike back 3" The Rev. Mr. Wilgue—" Von should Ito complain 00, Brother *Egg, Why not be content with what you have ?" I'm perfectly satiefied with what I have—so far as it goes, It's what I haven't got that I mu doing all nor kiekinr, about." A church choir in a neighboring town a few Sundays ago were einging, " Charge to Keep I Have" to the mum of the Prima Donna:waltz. Alady, observhlg theta straeg- er in her pew had no hymn book, politely handed him one. " Thanks," said the gentle 1110.11, fl I' great suavity, ''Belden]. use a • yux, 00 11112(1 111111133 1'o litelIlIly seed to masa- , cote its food in ite throat. The carp, too, ie :shout tho only (eel -chewing fish, the coarsely ' ewisliewed food being forced up to these , throat teeth for complete mastication, 1,1Sm oe (181308are absolu(ely' I)0,(11110)04,L 11110 tee sucker and lamprey 1 ethere again have hundreds fled Imudreds of teeth, 110111e. thile8 80 many that they eoVer all parts of the mouth. I The great Greenland whale has no teeth, its baleen pletee, or whalebone, taking their place. Along the eentre of the palate runs a strong ridge, and on each si•le of this there is a wide deprocelon along which the plates are ineerted. These are long end . fiat, hinging free, and are placed trantiveree- ly--that is, acrose tho mouth, with theie eitles parallel end near each other. The base and outer edge of the platem Hem of 801111 whalebone, but the inner edges are fringed, filling up the interior •,f the inouth and aeting as a etmieer for the toil, which e011818t8 of the 81100 1 swimming melltieks and. medusa., or jelly fishes. 'Chili whale rare- ly, if ever, swallows auything larger than a herring, shoals of them :mall creatures being entangled in the 1113re314 of the baleen., the water which does not escape from the month being expelled 17 the blew holes. Though the cavity of thie whale's mouth is big eneugh to contain 0 ship's long boat, the gullet Is not larger than a mau's list. The hover jaw has neither baleen nor teeth, but has large, fleetly lips within which the upper is received wheu the month is closed, While the Greenland whale has no teeth, the sperm whale has them in great :mantis Gee on the lower jaw, and twee them, WO, when occasion requires. On the other hand, the narwhal,/ very seldom develope more than one, the left upper canine. It makes up for the lack of number 1 7 the extmordin- ary growth attained by title one tooth. It grows out and right forward, on 14 11110 With the body, 1101)1 13 becomes a veritable tusk, sometimes reaching the length of ten feet. Apropos of tuske, tho clephant'S are its un- duly developed upper meteors ; those of the walrus are its upper amines, and so are those of the wild hog, Man is the only animal that has tooth -10. 018008, canines, and molars—of an equal height. Mau, the ape, and nearly 011 rum. Manes, have thirty. -two teeth. The hog, however is better oft than this, and has forty. four. So have the oposeton and 111010. The river dolphhi of South America lays far he yond this, however, hieving no los: slo th,ictnnill: teeth. Teeth are not part of b but belong to the appendages, like skin and hair. A young minister, not long shwa'supplied a pulpit for one Sabbath in e thriving mann- featuring town eaft of the Hudson, He was the guest of 11,10(10013, and as they walked to- gether after the morning service, the demon said : " Perhaps you do not know that you Preached to eighteen millions of dollars to- day 1" " No," said the minister, " not but you will go to hull, all the same, unless you repent." His Experience at a Spelling Contest, I was travelling for a Toronto schoolbook concern and one night I brought up in a fiouvishing little town in Muskoka. I had never hem there before, but I soon made friends with the landlord of thethotel, and when I asked him US to possible manic of amusement for the eemning he odd : " Well, stronger, I can't say as there's much going 001,11315 you might go to the se/Lain' contest." And I went. When I reached the building it was reaeon- ably well filled. Great strapping youths in jeans or homespun offset girls, many of them very pretty, in Ilene:spun or calm. The only man m the building, myself excepted, who Were a white shirt and "store clothes", was the lanky schoolmaster, six feet and a couple of Mehes tall at least tend graceful as a ten -months' old calf. Mind, 11103056 knew how serious a matter "spelling down" ie, and ev11en4they asked me I to go in I simply went in, sure that there could be no clanger that any of the rustle crowd could spell Inc down. The work be- gan and boys ancl girls, right and loft, sot down on words of three syllables. Soon there were only twenty of the originalforty contestonte ; then only fifteen ; then only ten ; 131 last only five. 'The wordsgrow hard- er and harder, I saw obvious signs of dis- content. The girls did not like to be spell- ed down or the bops to hem the girls defeat- ed. The worth: grew still harder. One, two, three, of the five spoilers fell by the wayside and at last only two of ns stood—the pret- tiest girl in ell the 'home and I. At last the schoolmaster called out to me "Iiippopotes 11108. " 11( 1608 as eaSy aS falling from a log until 1 1 elt a hot breath at iny ear isnd a vela, hissed : 'Spell it with one 'p' mister 'Mose you weeder got licked, That ther's my girl ; spell her clown if you dare." I spelled with ono "p" and sat, down. Too Unfashionable to Steal, A. lady acquaintance lost a valuable shawl. A short time after the shawl had been missed, 11 little girl, evidencing an anucegral poverty witheut the "respeetable" oceompaniment, rounded to in the preeenee of the owner of the iniesing shawl, cool thostolen garment', W�5 at mime recoguized, "Little girl," maid the lady, "where (-au you ,get that shawl r "My tether bought it for me," was the ready reply. Said the lady :"I will go withyou to your father and ask him where ho bought that ehawl." The littlemie objected to this proposition. Party of tho first part was imyielding in the desire to see the nude pesetas Every strata- gon; peculiar to inventive genius was visinly resorted to, when the youngster, in tho dos- pemtmose of hor 1080, 1)1111011 the stolen gar. 7nent .13001 her shoulders, and throwing it at the lady's feet said : "J0161 yonr dirto, old ehawl ; ills ool.; 11 fashionable ono, anyway." He Took No Foolish Chances. Mother (to her Bart Bey) --If you'll behave all day trodny, 1111 givo you :something to- . Subsequently Bad Boy asks his Hider— What'll the give mo—do you lower? Will, it pay for tho trouble of bohaving myself -- Doubtless Warned by Experience, Dianriy Wianwet,--" Mrs Little, I havo just ono qnestion to ask yon. Will yo(1 a marry 048 9" Blaorly Widow—" Mr, Biggs, X hove just ono queston to isek you before / eau answer, 1 Do 35411 833060 1" A Leyel-Beaded They stood together side hy Side, The youth and charming MISS, .And act he said good night," he tried Her roey lips to kiss, She from his arm withdrew her waist, And back bor head did fling: "Not till you've on my finger plaoecl, an engagement rine' The sturgeon is toothless and draws in its food by suction, but the shark liao hundreds of teeth 001(31 00(18 net somothnes ber te». Lobsters and crabs mastinate their food with their horny (owe, but they havo aleo teethin their stomachs, where they complete tho Work of allowing. But theoe 18 0110 pecu- liar kind of crab, called the kingor horseshoe crab, which chows its food with its legs. This is an actual fact, the little animal grind. ing morsels between its thighs bolero it passes them oVer tO The jelly fish absorbs its food by wrapping iteelf around the object mthieh it eooks to make its own. The starfish Is oven more accommodating,. Fastening itself to the body it wishes to feed on, it turns its stomach inside out and enwraps Its prey with this useljoulr gs0eegatzTtheir food with their jaws, eats with their feet, and so do moilkeys, some of thein proofing their proheesilo tails into Ser- vice. The squirrel 08013 its patvs to carry its food to its mouth, the elephant its Gunk, the giraffe, enteater, and toad their tongues. Spidere chow their food with horny jaws, which are sharp enough to give quite o nip. I Grasehoppers and locusts aro very wall provided with the umeseary machinery for eating much told often. '17hey have eaw-like jaws and gizzordsstoo, the latter being fitted out with horny teeth. The caterpillar feeds with tevo saw -edged jusvs, working transversely, and twos them to snob good advantago that 1)0 0011)4 three or fear times his own weIght every day, Toads, tortoises, turtles, e,nA most lizards have no teeth. Frogs have tooth in their up- per jaw only. Anteaters, sloths, and mina- , a11'11501ffne ino0icitcttlehiiger' and, indeed, most op 1 of the carnivore, do notgrind their feed, using their jaws oely up aud 11.0005, the owlets oeting like ohopping knives, or rather 'scissois, 7 r mouths, 1/1 faeleare a veritable I 11"11 11; t ter II y pumps nectar into itself through 15 tube, end bees and flies suck tip their food with 01085.tongua or a proboseis. affeir. It has fangs ter holding its prey, nuts - The spider's mouth is quite 0, compliceted tioatoly origami for bruisin its solid food and 0. SUO lug apparatus for trt ing up the fluids. Quite as complicated is the mouth of 1116 151)8. quito, 'which consists of the lances, the saws and tho pumping tubes, Tito leech has 111600 588104 with which (1 does good nervice it the phlebotomy line. The woodpecker 1)0.5 ,1 throe...barbed to»gue 111(5 )3 Fijian's linear, with which it draws out the worm ',Aid it has excited hy its tapping, The elate tootle with a siphon and the ' 0)38181 811513 its board. 0 Why Ito Stole, Judge : "11 33010 know of any mitigating irouinsts,nee you are at liberty to state Prisoner : "I don't, know of any egoopt, that took to steeling boeausc 1 didn't want to oaf around the street oorners and be talt..n or a detective