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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1890-1-31, Page 22 THE BRUSSELS POST. BULLY HAYI-^;S The Pirate of the Pacific. THE THRILLING STORY OF A DOUBLE LIFE, CHAPrERI. t Tag TRAGEDY AT TUE cRO01erS, If a man wished to bury himeelfin cbliv• ton, while yet retaining many of tee enjoy mode of )ife, be could not find c earth it spot to suit him better than lie eon, at the bead of Blend Bey, in the nada a blend of New Zealand. Sleepy licl:ow ie the name it goes by, from its current), atony, dreamy climate, and the total bailer'nce of its it habitants to all that is going on in the out aide world, Nelson is divided into two dietihot parts, the Town and:the Port, The Town °omists of two or three old-fashioned, slombrone streets of tope, merging into rows of pretty houses in blooming gardens and oroherde, with a background of wooded hills and snowy peaks. The Port is a mile and a half from the Town, and is, if poceible, even more ptotureeque and slumbrous, The o01 - ora -are so bright, everythirg is so spick and span, and'inoh perfect etlllnoeo reigns, that ie always remirds one of a newly painted drop scene ab a theatre. Oa the al:ffr above the quay, overlooking the glittering bay, are nnumber of charming houses, each enacted in a little paradise of flowers and fruit, and all embowered in passion vines and honey deckles and climbing roesa, which blossom all the year round. The residents of tho Town are mostly re- tired military men and civilian in easy oir enmotancea, while the Port is the favorite abode of ata captains and the nautical free. terhity generally. To have a snug home of hie own at bbe Port of Nelson is the lifs'a dream of every master mariner in those tempest•toaeed waters. In one of tho prettiest houses at the Part there dwelt, same yearn ago, a family named Hayes, aonsieting of father, mother, and two children. Nobody knew exactly where Cant. Hayes came from, but hie wife was the daughter of a well-to-do farmer in the province, and be made himself so plena:et to all his neighbors that they did not trouble themeelvee mach abort his antecedents. He wan a big, jolly looking follow, with rather a foolish face, and he was known everywhere for his good nature. Re was always ready to oblige a friend, or even a stranger, and his simplicity in money matters wee a stand -leg joke ab the Porb. Just ae nobody knew where he name from, so nobody knew exactly how bo gob be liy- --ing ; though, in a little piece like that, 11 is every body's busineee to find oub everybody aeries business. He always bad plenty of money and he never had any debtstwo things whioh allay impertinent cnrioeity mole than anything else. Yet he was not known to be in any employment or to have anlaterest in any vessel trading to that part. He owned a little yacht, the Lily ; but she woe a mere pleasure boat, and hie exouraionsin her seldom extended beyond the numerous lnleta and small harbors within is couple of days' Bail of Nelson. where splen- did fishing fa to be got. Hie neighbors remarked, however, that the Captain often went away on long curneys, sometimes -lasting for menthe, and thab when he return- ed he was more sunburnt than ie usual in the temperate climate of Now Zealand, Ib weeenrmiaed from this that he wan in bhe habit of visiting Australia, a belief whioh was strengthened by his commonly paying for everything in gold, oepecielly those lighb nolored Sydney eovereigne, whioh were the universal medium of trade amang the islands of the Pacific, but were not often seen in New Zealand. His bands were hard and rough,ehcwing that he worked ab something ; and the prevailing theory was that he had a share in a mine, and took his turn with his partners in working it, nob an unarm• mon practice in those days. Mre. Hayes never talked about her hnebend's affairs ; from oaeual remark's whioh she made, it was gathered that they drew their income from broad, th angle never a skilling was known to come to them through the Pod Officer or the banks. Capt. Hayes was a very pious man, at- tending church regularly, and sometimes reading the service when the clergyman was way np in the country He had a magni- ficent tenor voice, and was of great aeoistanoe in the ohoir. In short, the Hayes family were looked upon as one of the most reepcotable In the place, and the Captain, espoaially, had a high reputation for benevolence and into - gray. There were two people, nevertbeleee, who, though they never said anything openly, were known to dieoenb from bhe general a estimate of Hoyea'tt abate ter. Ooe of these was the resident magistrate, John Poynter, an old English lawyer, who, for reaeone best known to himself, had settled down with e poorly paid Government appointment in that remote corner of the world, and was rather e mystery to bis neighbors, She other was Dr. Tweed, a young practitioner who had come to Nelson about the time of Capt. Hayee'e marriage, and had always attended him and his family. The Dootor' was on friendly terms with Hayes, and was much under his infiaenae, but Mr, Poynter never had anything to do with him beyond giving him a nod when they mob in public, it was known that when returning from his journeys, Hayes bad several times been con- fined to bio room with tabor; illness for a long time, nobody being allowed to s 1811 him bub the Doctor. On one of these oeoaa• ions Mrs. Hayes and the children were sant away on the night of his arrival, and were nob even allowed to see him for some weeks. 11 was after this that a change was mobbed in the Dodor's manner when the Captain or his virtues were praised. The Dootor, however, made a rule of never gossiping about his patients, while as for Mr. Poynter, he was euoh a strange man himself that nobody thought muoh of his coldness to Hayes. The resident magietra• bee official position, moreover, isolated him a good deal from the rest of the little oom• inanity. Years had pegged on in this way, wltbont anything to rniile the smooth earfaoe of life ab the Port, when •a catastrophe occurred which woke np Sleepy Hollow ae it ted never been awakened before. Some thirty miles from Nelson, 0n the eastern shore of Blind Bay, there is a min - Ware harbor, dotted with lovely Islets, Which D'Urville, the early French naviga• tor, named the Croixellee, nnieereally pre. flounced Creole by the colonists 1 There aro no habitations in the neighborhood ex - dept a faro beta, which are only tenanted at some eeascns by 8,hernten or by braehmen tatting apars in the surrounding foots ; and ib le Aspirated from the settled districts by a barrier of rugged hills, For three parts of the year Crezilo Harbor 10 in abso• lute solitude, unless for some small arab turning there for shelter, or, at rare later. vale, Dome Vetting or picnic party from Nelson, OM day toward the and of June, whioh Three times he had been sant for to attend ie neldWinter in that Maiden the only llrfag creature ab thin lonely epob was a half -canto named Peri—Maori for Perry—a whaler who had Battled there away bask in the savage days and taken a native wife. Peri was a dohsrman, when nob too lany to work, and on this occasion he had gone alone in hie canoe from a Maori eettlemenb near Nelson, where bo lived, in the hope of making a haul of mullet, which eometimce abound at the Cresols. The womb .r, however, wee very stormy, and Pori, glad of an extent for doing nothing, had drawn up his canoe on the smooth, !holly beaoh and made him• calf comfortable in ono of the deserted huts, to wait for the wind to go down, Haring eaten a hearty meal of pipis, a alnd of olam for which tee Maoris have a voracious appetite, the half meets lib his pipe and leaned against the doorway of the bub, wetting the surf breezing on the rooky shore of the ielete and sending up columns of feathery spray. To his astonishment he observed a small vessel entering the harbor under a heavy spread el oanvae. She looked a mere toy boat, and Peri, wondering what madman bad come out in look a orafb in such wea• thcr, went down to the landing place and cgaatted on the land to see ber come in. The first thing he noticed woe that the boat was being Bailee in a very peculiar way, as if by somebody who knew nothing about nailing or about the place, Whoever the yaahteman was, he was carrying a great deal too mach rail to beat into ouch a narrow eniranoe with safety, and Peri felt sure that ha would come to grief if a squall otruok him when he tcfb the shelter of the island at the mouth of the harbor. Suddenly the boat went about to tack past the island, and Peri then eaw that it contained a woman end two children, besides the' man who was steering. Knowing they were in great dan• ger, he ran to his ono and hauled it down bo the water's edge, bo be ready to render asofstance. The only chance they had was to let go the ,beet end lower the jib before they came out into tee open channel, where the tide was running like a sluice and the wind was lathing the troubled waters into foam. But no, they came right on with all mile full. The next moment the boat shot 'a c from the lee of the island, lay over till her mainsail dipped in the water, righted again, cleared the ohannel and was almost in safety, when, bat as a squall oame np, the man deliberately steered her right emcee the wind, and over she went, nob a hundred yards from the land. Peri jumped into tie canoe and paddled with all bis might and main, bot the wind and tide were dead against him and the driving spray blinded him. He was nom palled to return, and he had hardly reached the beach when he saw a eight which riveted him to the spot. The yacht had sunk so near the land that her mast and sail wore sticking op above the water. Ib would have been quite easy for the whole party to get ashore. Yet the man and the woman seemed to be struggling with one another in the water, while Ine two children were clinging to the rigging. The half-caste ran round. the rooks till be got abreast of the boat, sprang into the water, waded out until he was lif tad cff his feeb, and then, swimming on his side, covered the re- maining diotanae with half a done strokes. The woman was nowhere to be seen, and the man had already taken ene of the child- ren and started for the shore, swimming very strongly, Peri seized the other child, a boy of five or six, and holding him by the collar of iris j zoket with hie teeth, like a Newfoundland dog, landed him without any ch inanity, He found the man on the beach weeping and praying aloud; and bolding the child in his arms. With en exolamation of anger he pulled him by the arm and called him to oome with him and try to save the woman but ae the man seemed too stupefied or too frightened to understand him, he returned alone, Diving beside the sunken boat, he eaw a dark objeob swaying about in bbe current, and soon euooeededin bringing it to the sur- face, It was the woman, pale and rigid, and apparently quite lifeless. The brave half-caste, however, knowing that there is often a hope of restoring life after it seems to have fled, lost no time in getting her ashore, carrying her to the fire he had made in the but, and epplyiug such means as he knew of for reviving animation. Peri then proposed that he should go in his canoe to the neareBb settlement, whioh, by keeping alone in shore and taking edvan toga of the aureate, he might ht have reached in couple of hours, to send word of the aooident into town and obtain aeelstanee. To hie aotoniehmenb the man declined hio offer and angrily refused to allow him to go when he insisted. Peri, however, overcome by that superetitione feeling to which all Maoris are liable, and having a strong sus- picion of the man, made an opportunity to slip out of the hut, and was soon far away from tiro °tozele in his little canoe. When the news reached Neloon isgairle' were made and it was learned that Claps Hayes bad left hie house the morning before wibh his wife and children, and had hens seen sailing oub of the porb in hie yaoht, the Lily, The harbor master ab once deapatohed a whale bomb with eight mon and a supply of blankets and restoratives to the Crowds, They arrived there at daylight on the follow• Ing day. Not a eoul was to be seen. The yaohb was no longer at the spot where the half - mote had desoribed her, and the hub was untalented. She oonalneion, of course, was that the whole story was a fabrication of Peri'e, and some people even entertained come very unfavorable onrmieee regarding him. Oerbain fate, however, oame to light whioh nob only cleared the half -mete of all suspicion of foul play, bub gave the worthy folks ae the port a good idea of Capt. Hayes's oharaoter, The house where the family had lived was found looked up, and the authoribioe deoided not to open it for some days, at ell Omuta, on the ohenao of the oaptaiu return• ing. On the third or fourth night after the Wester, however, the house wan seen to be on fire, The flames were extinguished before they had got muoh hold of the building, and then nnmiebakable evidences were found that the fire was bhe work of an incendiary. Moreover, all Capt. Hayes's valuable! and private effects wore gone, nob a mingle thing beteg dieoovered in the house whioh could give the elighteetoloe to his antecedents, tie profeeelon, or anything else oonneatod with The polies thereupon made further in - gaiters, and ane of the fret to whom they applied wan De. Tweed, The Deeter, on. adoring himself no longer requited by pro• tensional etiquette to keep eilonoe, made Ibis astounding eaatement5 JAN. 31, 1800, srasmousseenneamemennweewnweimemenestemensommentaminernisiessetammtermnsmumessaass each lime he found him suffering from) Enoch Arden Outdone, terrible wounds, oauaed either by a sword out or a pistol shot, Once be had extracted I If the etpry that Mentrealors are disouse a bulieb from his neok, and it was ben that ing today bo a oorreob ono—and The Ern. the wife and children had been sant awayppire" oorreopoodent has no valid reaeone for until the wound was healed, On the lateeb' doubtlog it—our old friend Booth Arden of these occasions Mrs, Heyes, who had loug been very uneasy in her mind about her buebend, refused to leave the hones, and in- sisted on acting him. This resulted in a bitter quarrel hammier the two, with threats of exposure on her part, and of vengeance on hie. The Doctor had acted as peacemaker for the time being, but he feared that a oriels of some sort wan approaching. He knew b at Mre, Hoyee had dieooveted ber bus• band's eeoret, which the Doctor himself obly tmooted. aapt, Hope an We retain front- abroad, and What was the oeoreb ? Mr, Poynter, the resident magistrate, new disclosed it. He had received, barely after Capb. Hayes Dame to Nelson, a private ocmmunioation from a poreou in the confidence of the Brltioh Admiralty informing him tbeb a mysterious criminal, a pirate and slaver of the most desperate deaeription, whose mur- ders and rnbborier, committed under various names and disguises, were the terror of Oro western Pacifio,wae;believed to have a haunt somewhere in tbab part of New Zealand, and asking him to keep a watch and report anything that came to hie knowledge. The magistrate bad all along believed that Hayes was the mac ; bub his conduct bad always been so exemplary, and his domestic aurroundinge were so creditable and happy that Mr, Paynter had never felt justified in even reporting upon him. The Hayes family were beard of no more in Nelson, and the common supposition was that the Lily had gone down at sea with all on board, It had been well for humanity if such had been bhe case. (To nu CJ\TI :TED,) THE TORONTO CITY DIRECTORY. Some curious yetis Snottn in the Adeno for 18100. Only those who closely study the page of the volume josh issued by Messrs, Polk, their edition for 1890, will believe that so extraordinary a conglomeration of creatures and things le made to do duty in the way of patrohymice. Who, for Instance, is not startled to hear that while we have in Toronto as many as 37 BIrds yet we have bub three Feathers. More etarbling still is tbo faob that in spite of the number of Birde being as stated, yet we find amongst ne bhe following formidable and poeoibly incomplete lit of feathered creatures :-12 Eagles. 8 Parrota, 12 Part- ridges, 5 Pigeons, 4 Backe, 11 Sparrows, 8 Swallows, 19 Swans, S Herons, 10 Doke, and bub 1 Drake, 10 Nightingales, 16 Crows, 6Thrushes, 1Blaokbird, 3 Larked, 7 Hewkee, 6 Wrens, 10 Robins, 2 Storks,; 1 Gull, 2s Teals, and as many ea 19 Finable. When again, in spite of our many Scotch - men and their predilection for curling, we find bub one Curler amongst us. We have a large stock of a:Mleoietbies and ocoleeiaobical buildings. For instanoe, we fiod 16 Ohurohes and 8 Uhapplee, rather a scanty number, after all, to supply the numerous officials who figure in the same pages, for there are no fewer than 45 Par - eons beeidee 5 Prieto. Some of theao, no doubt, are found again in the persona of the 9 Vinare or Vickers. For these many clergy there are but 8 Parishes. Then, again, we find 24 Bishops doing duty in 6 Sees, and, oontradietory ae ib may seem, but one Bisb- oprick among the lob, The B shops double lees divide between bhem the 20 Crczlere eeoleeiaotioal cfficee, eta., of anto•lbeforma• bion times, found in so strongly Protestant a city is surprieing. Thus there are no fewer than 30 Abbott,, 10 Priors, 5 Monks, and several Hunts. who for residencoo have 12 Abbeye and 3 Monkhausee. has been diabanood by Is geed round majority, In 1857 a packet boobnamed the William and Mary running between Liver- pool and the Sb. Ltwronae had amongst her Oanadian,bound passengers a seafaring Man named Wm, Parker, aged 20, a young wife and croupier of Mild= —a boy and a girl—all booked for bier city, It appear, that a ehorb time drat the vessel left the literacy, and while nightfall was setting in, Parker was on dealt with hie aornpanione, and in the nob of leaning over the aide the Eogliehman lost his balancer cud tumbled in- to the sea,' The William and Mary was hove to, and, although every effort, wee made to rescue bhe unfortunate seaman, the current proved so strong that Parker was aweptaetern and given up ea Jost, The wade "drowned ab sea" were iueoribod opposite hie name on the passenger list, and the widow oontinued on her voyage and finally oetbled down in the vioinity of Montreal. She did not wear the weeds very long, for the preposseseing young Englishwoman noon found an admirer within eight of Notre Dame ohuroh, and in a ehc rb time the widow again became a bride. The eeeond marriage was a happy one, bah it was dieturbal the othar.day, eo the story goes, by the sudden appearance of Parker, the lost husband of 32 years ago. He had swam a half hour or so when ha was enatohed from the deep by the crow of a Portuguese merohautman bound to Pou1h America. Arriving in that country Parker some to have resolved to Beek his fortune before joining bio family in their northern home. ft sante to him, however, after long years of trial, end now Ib remains to be seen how this little anpleaeantnoae will be settled. How's Business ? " Only fare" mem the restaurant keeper. "Sow•oow, " replies the farmer. "Squally," groans the rune staid. " Sluggish," grunts the pugilist, "Clothes times," growls the tailor. "Enough to give a fallow fite. Trade's all oub up. Two many breechea of trust." "Looking up," smiles the astronomer. " Finel" ejaculates the Police Court Judge, "Nob shoos awl is ought to be,' remarks the cobbler. "Bab I'll peg away in hopes it won't last." "Waking up," responds the hotel por- ter:. Mighty coaly," whines the fishmonger. "Red -bot," pante the fireman. "Good deal of tick," tape the watch- maker. "Don't strike me favorably. I'd spring ab a chancre to get into something else—wind this op mighty quick." "'Deed, l'd rather nob may," warily re- joins the conveyancer. " Lease said soon• est mended." "Huainan] 1 Don't talk about buoineee 1" chuckles the editor of the funny paper. "That's shear nonsense I Paste that in your hat." Five to One. Ib he said to be a prevailing delusion among English tourists that the natives of foreign countries are guilty of peculiar stupidity in not understanding the English language. Sometimes, however, even those who were nob born "bold Britons" attain a lloguietic advantage. Two Eag)ish travellers in the Easb one day entered the shop of a Jew who, though that may be discovered, The number of he spoke 'several other languages, he had bub a alight acquaintonoe with English. On his failure to make he Jew understand what he wanted, one of the travellers eaid oarelesbly to the other: "The old fool doesn't speak Englieh." Unfortunately, this remark oame within the radius of the Jew's comprehension, and drew from him the following questions : "Do yon opik Italian 7" "No," answered both. "Do you epik Grik 7'' "No," De yon opik Turk 7" "No," "Do you anile Spanish 7" "No." "Do you spilt Frenoh P" "No." Then, attar a panne for preparation, the old man ejaculated, energetioally "Me one bine fool ; you five times fool." " Grand Old Men." Mr. Gladstone's eightieth birthday, whioh was celebrated recently, calls to mind many names of " grand old men" who are still in the flesh in Great Britain. The venerable Lord Ootteeloo, father of the House of Peers, is 91 ; the Earl of Albemarle, who fought as an ensign with the 141h Foot ab Waterloo, is 90 ; Lord Ebnry, 88 ; Berl Grey, the Bishop of Chichester, Lard Ham. mond, Lard Winmarleigh, and Viaaounb Templetown, eaoh S7 ; the Dake of Cleve- land and the Earl of Essex, 86: the Earl of Lovelace, Earl Sydney, Lord Penman, and Lord Tollemaohe, 84 ; the Earl of Mansfield, 83; Blehop of Worcester, and Lord Clow brook, 82; the Duke of Devonshire, the Blabopp of Bath and Wells, Lord Bramwell, A Long Search. Lord Daore, and bhe Bishop of Sb Albano, Mean Business Man—" Seems to me you 81; the Earl of Verulam, hunch. Lord Congleton, . take a good while for h, You've been Lord Hsyteebury, and Lord Tennyson, 80. gone en hour and a half' and yet reebaoronbs In the Home of Commons the other ooto. genarian members besides) M. Gladstone ere : General Sir George Balfour, 80 ; Sir Gilbert Grinnell, 83 ; Mr. Ieeao Holden, 82; Colonel O'Gorman Mahon, 88 ; Mr, David Pugh, 83 ; Mr. Chriebopher R. M. Talbot, the " Father" of the House, 86 ; and the Right Hon. Charles Pelham Villiers, the oldeet member, 87. Among the "grand old men' of mimeo there are several, intending Bir George Airy, ex-Astronomer.Royal, 88 ; Sir Elwin Chadwioe, 89; Sir Richard U.ven, 86 ; Sir George Paget, Regius Pro• r"t0or of Physio, al Cambridge, (brother of 3Ir James Puget), 79 ; Mr. James Glaisher, the meteorelogiob and aeronaut, 80. Greek eoholarebip claims Professor Blaokie, 80. The law has Mr. Justioe Menially, 81; Sir James Bacon, ex Vioe•Chanoellor, 91 ; Sir Berne Pooch, Judge of the Privy Connell, 84, The ohuroh, besides members of its Episcopal bench, has the Rev, Slr John Warren Seem, 90 ; the Rev. Sir Brook George Bridges, 87 ; the Rev. Sir John Fiudyer, 97, and several more. The Oatholic Ohuroh,bill poseetrees Cardinal Newman, 88, and Cardinal Arohbiohop Manning, 81. The bleary hes, among others, Admiral Sir Provo Wallin, of Shannon and Chesapeake fame, 88 ; Admiral Sir W. Fanehawe Martin, 88 ; and Admiral Sir Alexander Milne, 83; while Art' still retain Mr. Sidney Cooper, R, A„ 85, There are forty.fonr baronets over 89, with Sir John Franoie Davin, K. C. B„ and Sir George Berne, each 94, at their head, and fifVisayan knights, inoluding Sir Edward ilainee, of Leede, 98, A Useful Present, Mrs, Jobbs--"What on earth is that?" Mr. Jobb,—"Tris, my dear, la a baro• meter, a present from our son at college." "Olt, I've heard of them. Ion'b the dear boy bhoaghbfnl 1 Which way ao we screw ib when we want the weather to be fine?" The Blindness of Love. "la love blind ' coked. little Johnny, as Merril end hie slater °atte into the room looking vory innooent. "Yes, my dear,' replied hie mabhor. "If bhab'o so," psreieted the young fiend, "how could Mr, tlerrib esti when Cora got under the miabt:toe 7' are thick as hops about hare. Poorly Paid Clerk—" I was hunting for e pleas within my'meane." Oil on the Stormy Waves. Mrs, Gazzloton (hearing a crash to bbe hall ab 2 a. m.)—Hen-ner•y 1 What are you doing down there? Mr. Guzzleton—'Sh 1 Jas' tryln' to p•hiok up the price of that new bonnet yon want, out o' this blamed hab•raok 1 A Remarkable Winter. "What a remarkble winter we are having 1 Why, the papers tray bob in many places dandelions are in bloom." "And, do yon know, Mr. Oldboy tells me that his century plant is in bloom, a thing whioh ho memo me hasn't happen ed for a hundred winters," A Winter Girl. "I understand you are about bo marry, George 7'' "It is a faob, my boy." "Permit ma to congratulate yon• Of course oho is the sweetest girl in the world 2" "Well, 'should eay ao." "Beautiful in form and face 7" "Yon bet I" "Angelic in diepoeibion 2" "You're balking." "In short, worth her weight in gold or diamonds?" ' Gold or diamonds! Why, man, here In December she le worth her weight in wall" TlEIRISU WIDOW, 21ra. Mngoogin Says Something About Char- ity flans "Fwhiobper, Mrs MaGlaggerty, fwhob tliz ye think av them ahariby belle they dlz be either givin', 01 dunno 1' "To toll yo the bhrnth, Mrs. Magoogiu, ear , eh thing 01 knows above Ode, et all, ab all," No" more nur me either," paid the widow, "bub 01 do be heroin' me daughter Tnc zy readiu' av them in th piper, au' Id ehbrolkaa ma they're nob charity balls at all, me frind, bub th' very opposite. DIvil th ooighb av a poor craythere ye'il eel ab beim —only th' riot an' th' holghohooniee., that kin nbpind their fifty on' a hundhord dollars an dolly kat dhroosca au' miehklbty bar gloves, an' that woare ae many daimondo in their airs an' an th' tope rev their heads as Danny Mann hex warts an his noon, an' euro aa' God knows it's many'a th' web he's gob. Bsgorry id's ohange th' name av id tboy shod. an' inshtead av °allin' id a ohariby ball it's tit millionairity hall they'd ought to oail id.. Fwhob nonainsikelify id la, Mrs. MtG Tagger ty an' !what audaoiniaty they diz be either perpobhraborin' in th' name av th' poor. Th' oidaye be awful. They goes to wurruk an' gibe up a ball for th' poor en' thin oharge tin dollar a biokab to go to id. Now in th Dams av all that'd holy fwhat poor parson is there, unitise id's some dhry goods stark in Harlim, that kb elfoord to pay tin dollars to go to a donoel 01 kudn'b afoord id moeel off 01 had the money. Modllietor'e Naw 'Year's ball bushted me --oh' woioea there was very hoigh-probed, Mrs. McGlaggerty 1 Twinty foivo ur nfty ants is enough fur any poor parson to poy for a ball ticket, an' .thin there ought to be a chance an a ohtova ur a °look thrown in besoidoe, Felt I say 01, to their charity ball, It's nawthln but folne dhreesea and fiapdoodleo an an' bhlnniaked joode an' the poor don'b gib elven a shmell. That wurrud charity is getbin' to be terribly abused, Mrs. MaGlagoerty. It ought to be mint to th' hospital afwhoile for repairs, so Id oughb I" NO Harm Done B. Jimmy, (do friend): " I'm in a frightfu hole, I wont to poo 6300 dentine yeeborday and gob a medioalaertifloatofrom oath. One was a orthicon of health for a life 'entrances company, and the other was a oertifioade of permanent ill health to bond to the "United Slick and Burial Brotherhood.'" •Friend : Well, what of bhab? I've done that myself,"l : What of ibt Great Soot 1 mixed the oerti8oabee in posting them. That It Snorts to be generally agreed among lesnranoe oompany has my:oorbldest° of ill• rlght•thihking people; that the buokob•sbop health and the brotherhood bee my perblfi Id oetslde the pale of eooletyr 11/401 oil good healrhu" A Pet Woodpeoker. The golden winged woodpecker, otherwise celled the flicker and high -hole, ie one of the beet known of American birds ; a hand some creature, somewhat larger than the robin, with a crescent on the back of its head, a black crescent on its bread', and especially noticeable for the yellow lining of its wings and tall. A New York gentleman, some years ago, took a young one from the nest and broughb ib up, and found it to be a very interesting pet. The bird ooutd thrust out its tongue two or three inane, and it was amusing to see tie efforts to eat currants from tiro hand. He would run out his tongne and try to ebiok it to the current. Failing in that he would bend his tongue eround it like a hook and try to raise it by a sudden jerk. But he never anooeeded ; the round frulb would roll and slip away every time. He never seemed to think of taking ib in his beak. His tongue was in oonstanb use to 6 ad out bhe nature of everything ho eaw ; a nail -hole in a board, or any similar hole, was care- fully explored. Phis curious organ gained him the respect of a number of half grown oats thab were about the hate, I wwhed them to geb ac (painter) with him, an that the danger of their killing him mighs bo lessened, and for that roaeou 1 need to take kitteaa and bird on my knee together. At such timce the woodpecker's, curiosity was erre to beexoited by the kibtene' eyes, and levelling his bill as carefully as a marksman levels hie rlfla, he would hold steady for a minute and then darb bis tongue et the bright round obj'ob. This was held by the oats to be very mys terions ; being struck in the oye by some- thing inviaiblo to them, :They soon acquired such a terror of the bird thab they would run away whenever they eaw hie bill turned in their direction. My high•hole was never surprised at any anything nor afraid of anything. He would advance upon the turkey gobbler and the rooster, holding up one wing as high as pooeaible, as if to shrike with it and scolding e.11 the while in a harsh voice as he shtffiad along toward them. I feared at firab that they might kill him, but I soon found tbat he was able to take dare of himealf. His favorite dieb was cute. When I turn- ed over stones and dug into ant -hills for hie benefit, he would lick up the ants so fast that a constant stream of than seemed dobe going into his month. He stayed wibh me till late in the au tmmn, when he disappeared. Probably he yielded to the migratory impulse and wont South, O0PPER BRADS IN BROES. now n filen Monitored Himself to a ileulthy Condition, "Da you see these large copper brado in the solo of my ohne 7' aekod a gentleman of the Sb, Louie "Republican's" Man About Town, as ho held up to view tiro solo of one of itis ehooa. On being answered in be a0irreetive he said : "To these simple brads alone I attribute my present health, For yearn I was en invalid, subjoob to dyspepsia, neuralgia, haodaoha, and ether innumerable palm], and travelled the country over in search of health, In travelling oub west tmnng the Indian tribes I was otruok with their remarkable health, and eepocielly their exemption from the maladies thab ufll otod me and ales with the fact their the etroogeeb and healthieob wont barefooted altogether, I sought an explanation of the matter end by continued observation and study was finally led to the oonolu- elon that the aches and paine to which olvilizad man is heir aro owing to bhe manner in whish the insulate our bodies from Mother Earth. Science is every day more slowly demonebrating bhab eleotricity is the vitalizing constituent of our bodies and bhab this globe of ours is a mighty battery, con- tinually generating and discharging eleobri' oily. Now, I reasoned, if this was oorreot bhe eeoret of the Indian's health was in his bare feet, which exposed his whole body to bhe vitalizing influence of the eleobrioal earth onrronto; while my ill health was atbribu- table to my feet being insulted from those currents. Acting on this hypothesis I smelt to restore the broken connection by inserting these bride in the soles ot my shoes, and the result, I meet say, was astonishing. My feet„ which formerly wore nearly always cold, soon became warm and inoish ; my health nom- menoed shortly to improve, sed in a few months I was entirely relieved of all my pains, and have over since enjoyed good health. It is a very simple thing and easily bested, and I feel sure would benefit any ono ellIiated as I was," The Balvation Army. The growth in Influence and numbers of the Salvation Amy ie truly marvellous, as d the 1880 report lamed from the headquarters of the Army shows. iTen years ago there were 125 corps with 190 officers. Today they have 2,767 oorpe and 8,700 ofilasre. Both in England, bhe home of bhe organize. tion, and abroad the figures tell of unvary- ing narying progress. The army's property in Britain amounts bo £400,000, and the value of the property held in Canada and Australia 1s £220,000, In the work ot reaming young girls from wayward lives the army has been partionlarly euooessful, more than 2,000 being annually influenced to foraale° their old careers. Tho government of Victoria, Australia, amide the army's efforts in thio respect by a money grant. A work whioh has nob so muoh interest for us here, bub meet bo of great importance whore it is carried on, is the supplying of food and baiter to the poor of London. In one week 3,500 of the poorest men and women in London slept in their shelters and received supper and breakfast on payment of 3,1 or 41 each, Since the food depots were esbab• Herbed over 2,000,000 farthing, halfpenny, or penny meals were eeld. The mord of how this was done without lose was the fact that they had practically ah unlimited sup ply of labor ab oommand. However great may be she differences of opinion as to the Army's methods hold by those beyond the scope of iia operations, it poems oertain, bo use the haokneyed expreaslon, that the belvationiete have filled a long -felt want, Hie Ideas of Security, • "I want to borrow a hundred dollars," said he, "Can I have It t' "Certainly," was the oourteouo reply of the banker. "Come In and sign a note and gob an endorser." "Hain'b 1 good for a hundred?" "Yes, and a good hundred times that amount." "Then what doyen want of a note? Yon know 111 pay it, non's yer ?" "I have no death of it; but to loan money withoutaeonrity is not thepproper way bo do bnainoae." "Pahew 11 only want the money for a Month and It'll bo all right." "5f yonlive, Bnt should you chanes to die?' "Die )' exelaimod tiro man as ho turned WO with the Moab diegueted look poecible, "who over heard, of a Man dying tit thirty days l't Nervoneness in Horses. There is one respecb in whioh all tho most distinguished trotters have resembled each other, and that is in their nervous energy, in high epirib and ooaroge. That Eine which the Washington Hollow horse- man detected in the eye of Flora Temple Dame out afterward in the resolute buret of speed with whioh she finished her fat mtlea. Dexter was represented as being "ohoak full of fire and deviltry," and capable of jumping like a oat. Hiram Woodruff spoke 01 his "wicked bead." Goldsmith Maid had a strong will of her own, and the excitement she betrayed on the eve of a raoe showed how find was her organ'zation. "She would stand quietly enough,' says her driver, "while being hitched to the sulky, although she had been previonaly kinking and plunging in her stall, but be would shake and tremble until I have heard her feet make the same noleo sgainat the hard ground that a person's teeth will when the body is suddenly chill- ed ; •'.,b is, her feet actually chattered oa , ,•round. The instant I would get in- to the aulky all this would pass away, and oho would start in a walk far the track as sober as any old horse you ever eaw." Rerus was so nervous that he never could have been driven with safety on the road, and his oonrage was of the fioeeb temper. Ss. Julien was exeeodiagly high abrun , and in hands leen patient and dieoreeb than those of his trainer might never have been subdued to the purpose of racing. JayEye See, though 1 know leas of bis personal history, ie notori- ous for the the plunk he showed ou hie lase quarters of his hard miles, and Maud S. is ibo most spirited, the moat determined, and ab the same time the gentlest of animals. This nervous energy ie the result of gener- ations of breeding, and while ib insures speed, calls for extra oars and attention. Once in a great while a dull mottled horse has [peed, bub the greab majority depend upon the nervone energy to carry them along. A well-bred toolbar noento the battle from afar and goes into bhe aontaeb with a readiness that shows not only a willing spir- it, but a desire for tiro fray. t1n noosing, the horse will often give evidenoot of ae muohin- telligence as its owner, swinging Into line, taking the right position, and showing by every movemenb its love of the, contest. The desire bo trot has been [soured y the breed- ing, and ie the result of ncx votes energy stored through generation[ and' trongthened by education andfeeding.—(Atli ado Month- ly. The Surroundings of the Ear1l eat Amen - valleys, we are too apo to think tont of bhe stream, and ignore the eurroundir y Though largely so, pa'u unlit/le m 8 t strictly an amphibious creature; i,�° aide ofthe ancient Dalai' on each i extended wide reaches of upla and here, too, the rude hunter of found game well worthy of his in capture, and so powerful that i y stood him well in need to es Daps their equally determined efforbe to o tare hila. While the seal and walrus dispo ted in bhe river; while fish in oountleeo e" 'est rho stemmed its fleode; while geese a d ducks de myriads reefed upon bbe stream, eo, too, in in the foreeb roamed the moose, bhe elk,, the reindeer, the bison, the extinct real tea - ver, and the mastodon, all of lett' save the elk, had long since loft for metre , nava ernolimeo when European man fit 96 snorted North America. ( The aeaoaiation of man and the 'htaehodon is somewhab startling to moat peopl o .bub as has bean time and again conolusiveli obown, it is no unwarranted fanny. We oe e a t bo aonaider the mastodon as a oreatu p distant time in the unreoorded p re of me man must neoeeaarily have appprare ,eb, that later upon the Beene. The truth is, d mach atively speaking, the creature so 00mpar- became extlnot that, in all probabi eeendly historic Indians wore acquainted ty, our Certain it is bhab in tho distant ion Rh ib. the great Iso age, the maebodon c ago of• and equally certain that with him lav xiebed, primitive man who fabricated the rued bhab pimento we have described. The b; de im. the animal and the bones and weapons nos of Man lie elite by tilde deep down in biro gi t"„''',' deposited by the floods from the me 1Cs 1004heeb.—[Popular Saimaa Monthly. ng country: ro woo no r instance, are river d forced, the aims ennib. to 11 his wit Chicago produces an average of abet suicides per week, or G00, in round nut per year. . ,,.81 , A Pennsylvania farmer who was exam bolero the Ways and Moyne Oominlbht Washington on Tuesday lash spoke e plain truths, whioh, however, it in b feared, will not have much weight with Committee. He said among other thl that tiro proteotfve eyotem had not gl biro farmer a home mat kat euff'iaient to e penmen him for the ivaroasod cost of artiolea ho had to coo bub did not raise, wan In favor of reducing the cost of tb artioleo bo blip farmer by rodtboiog, duties,