The Brussels Post, 1889-4-12, Page 21` THE EI- USSELS POST
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� to{1 .1,;.111 1 ty is a a jay forever.' , he at with 1+ mom ga;1-t the
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,.t. al's wh:I1104111101•:a 6011,0 know To 111; too we. owe t"file Parasite(' well, nod :Jo , 0111,1.01! 10 wait till
',It 51 16.1.
1':Iwtal they , u ht. {l.tua Gtil011
elreet to e utrt, ce to the luoule Ito
leaded heck centontedle, and It
eppeared t" leim ', Iv a moment,
later el,. n re was shaken by the
shoulder nod SG • 0 )rdetto wanted
to know 141101 Le was l iug tlu-re'
It stn 1,30:;.; i. ;lit; 1.1ho amen
er Ixplain(1 the eittt:tttou, nud Ehou
the two went nowurtnirs, The
dour wee open and the lower rooms
had been plundered artistically.
Whether tits- berg:ere had teat iu
t"ndod Its os'.0 tlp•s:11 I 11 at all, , r
tt elm donated 1;y the auucyance of
eteppillg over it sleeping humurtet,
will (lever b" 1ss''wll. So the affair
petted intohis;;'ry-reerely au lard -
dent 111 the entails of 1t quiet neigh•
bur hood.
Alowinnn Cannon.--Satuatn c,l,
11 man 111„1 0.;,o j '° Sunday School
111:301 in. Rev. John Ross, 13. .1,.,
p,i•3rn1
$tcox Carmen.- Sabbath Sluices at 11
a.in, and 0:30 p.m Sunday bebuol 01'9:30
p.nt,
he..D. Patti ie, Al .i.. pato: - 1.100 t1ttu10 fur t:,lej'ha,ito umeeIt es,
;'r. JeIlx'a (:nimel(—Sabbath Services A, man anuses 1110 maiden 61)00011
at D. un, and 7 ] .m. Sunday Sehoo011lUbl tit `Palen 1101{B 0. yelw11g gl:l tl1 lnnl`r5'
0:30• a.m. Ley, 'W T. C.lnff, incumbent
lsTl•:rltuissin Cnll011 Sabbath Services him.
at 10:30 a.m. and Seto p. m. Su1d'sy A. pain euutrdily located ratty
School at at 2:30 pan. Rev. M. Swami, double It mnu, 0:14 111110 naturally
pastor, inerea09 his sighs.
RovA� CA•ruoz,tc eltrncu.--Sabbathfiol,
vice third Sunday in ;'very month, at 11. Isu't it peweexlCal that 1:20
a.m. Rev, P. J. Shea, priest. o'clock is past 1, while 1:30 o'clock
BAM,VATIONF1.nnT.^.�. BrV1e08 at 7 and 11 is only, half pa -sed 2
a.m., 3 and o'clock p.m. on Sunday and
Loos is blind, they say. 13ufuro
every evening is the weep at s o'clock, at
the barrack. Capt, Dean in command. marriage he oertaiuly !s, earl after
One FELLOWS' LODE every 'Thursday marriage ho needs to be.
evening, in Graham's block. It is a very unfortunate thing for
MASONIC in Ga Tuesday at or before the poets tl1 tt the best tow e n
fu71 min oon, Garfield bleak. rhyme for Ca Id i; stupid.
A. O. P.M', LOnnll on first and third e 1
Monday evenings of each month. The lazy mail digs ouly a small
FonEsm1ns' Lonxa 2nd and last Monday
evenings of each month, in Smale's hall•
L. 0. L. let Monday in every month,
in Orange Dail.
Pen 0rvloo.—Oiiice hours from r; a.m.
to 7:30 Lm.
ME(nto cs Is ells i. Reading Boom•ver,11 011,(4.1 Of b!i11:11sr; e, r,+ r
m
and Library, ],: Moline.' block, will be ur I'd `'
ant•nlpt observer,: uG,3 stw
open from 0 10 I• 0'0( k 1111 p. t \r; edns days 1'
and Saturdays. 111.s idloulo Shaw, la. 31111 the 1 1 , nt 1111 :a
brarian ' L im is lees i revet," .,11:1
Biterams; W. ta R TT. hold mouthy 11111 t 1.1, er sulctuuly. Su is a+,\
meetioe on the Z11.4 Saturday in each lhtnthing1'his the, yeti 1113.. said the
month, at 11 o'clock pan. Mrs. Swann,
n
w
ne1 'Ott 1 01' Said :lie- teachPres. ors. A. St t elan, Seo y. l
TOWN Cocxelr.. Uobt Graham, Reeve; er ; Von may lose auytllln;; 01.45
D. Strachan, J. M. McIntosh, Wm. Stew- ,1,;,t, i" 1 it tt'4ain.' 'Then '10111'1
art and R'at. .33nlcv. Councillor• P. u„t ' ',1111 tin• Hess h.,y.
S. Scot'. cleric; Thos. belly, 'Treasurer ; Litt Vallib : 'What does yetis•
D. Stewart, As.essor, and Jae. T. Ross,
Collector. 13oattlmeet, tho let areaday papa du ?' Little Dot : '11y pap,,
in each month. Is 11 horse doctor.' 'I better not
Senoo6Deania utFletober chairmen), .p1(1y wish you' I'm afraid you
II. Dennis, A. Hunter; J. Hargreaves, J. don't boloug to our est.' Why,
what does your pupa do ?"late
paint is 1t vot'r;nary surgeon.'
An elder sister, who was talking
to a small brother tate other day
about tbo evil:+ of using slang,
happened shortly ltftet•ws•rd to u, 1
Cm word "dictator." "You should
nut say Dick Teeer," .itl:t the little
pucker, "you sheet(' r..y lilollaia
Potato."
'YOU are (10111 , !10 country, 11313
yen not, 'u'?' s'ti l 0 dal,tly young.
book seller to e 11am11y diees'1d
Quaker %nu had given tom mane
to ul1e. '1Iere'13 1114 (50),ty
,,n the e ta0 ,f 00:000.'
5 , 111.11.1.1 10
1101._ ;it'd .:;t ' ..,'d b'di.er pre•
to shy 0101 her.'
Ciera : '1i .w's 1•. dautab 0(11111'
all, Itastus 2' 16:116106 : 'He yaint
no bultab, Clon, an' lie had to call
hi 0 braider physician.' Clem
'Wily don't he enr0 histelf 2' Bas-
tes . tEeee doctors is jai like odder
1'ullt:0s : w'e11 dey's 1(301{ ds•y's got
ter hob a pbysiciau, and ;e'en dey
ain't sleds ,ley can euro dereselveto'
A. story is told of tt South Ameri-
can Institut who was sent by a mis-
slui,ary to a friend with a note and
lour loaves of bread. He ate a
beef 1111 the way, end was greatly
amszud to find that rho note told
of itis theft. Not long after ho was
cont itgniu with a note and four
loaves, and in order to keep the note
tram discoveriug his theft be sat on
it while he was eating a loaf.
when to say ltei;h. of fo, lti," ".l l �lerno,:t '•f swoontier than came women, mud .he and '3lujting melantlluly and
hat» 111.011 after hilt: ever :duce. tu1nnstl'uel( madu. ss "
Tolephraso is announced stn Lila The post Campbell Wand that
"Corliin3) art' 1 ' 01st thein ehadowe
before," neat "Tie d1.t mei 'lends
enchantment to the 0)0'0 "
cellist under bis hou.gi because matt
needs but little here below.
A. gt:lss$ eye 11116• outs cumpea
Btttlntt•-os01•rb'sdy Call soil 1111011:;11
the tlelioe if the 11(111:01• 111U't.
J. Denman and Jas. Buyers; Sec.-Treas.,
417. 11. Moss. Meetings lstl+riday even -
ng iu saob month.
run= Smoot. Tu1cinns.—Jno. Shaw,
Principal, Miss Richardson, Miss li ambly,
Miss Abraham and Miss Taylor.
Balm) of HEALTH. --Reeve Graham,
Clerk Scott, Jno. Wynn, A. Stewart and
.1. G. Skene. Dr. Holmes, Medical Health
Officer.
bitbre 's Orzracr.
A Cl;:'I'i 31EIi.
••1 .; s ::'u 1', 31:4 1 ill'', wit 11 I
wan" - 1 f t, t Cl.:':. in elle
11ft s.
.11s:7 011;'1 1119 clet'i,
"1•'11, ;, s ac,ma3ti tl na
'P' • hely " seal 11.0 Indy 1 ieke,1
tip 11,`r liaaei-bug :1:11 tv.tilted oWit;i,
101116 tt e0f"1 11 •,'ar,t "1 1(1111., al
thenen :Le sea :woman hull iiee,
01l0,51113 her law`s ls,r 11.13 4111 hour.
and I3atl sakoa down Lon atter box
for her exanlieal.ien
"Weil, 11s1,m," said ,1 tisane 111 inn
clerk, as ,ne e•1,10111etr 1)11.3 :1 :.n'
of hearill;G, "Is 1'd hoos) le your
place I'd given the limey ul.l 'sing
n snub ; bothering t." i..eg and 1,.,1
buying atter all I"
"I wish the liad bought," (mid
Helen, "bat as any rate 131.1 toy
duty."
"Duly 2 yes, and very likely oma
a black hart: bum lbs doer walker
for not 111(10113 n hole. 1 .1et0.t
r:baptn-:a I"
"1311. lnut's,61 silky she may buy
60111'.111111'4. Who ku':.va ? S. 1 An Eastern potentate once asked
tried so be polite 1, her though it a ;group of his courtiers which they
does 0'0111 1 o h..d fn spool' so thought the groatoot man—himself
much slide stud sell nothing." or his father. At fir,tt 11e could
"Yee ; 41153 it shows so en your Viers uo •reply to 6o dangerous a
books," answered her oompaui')n. question. At Met a wily old courtier
Y.'u tnlaht 1.:, have smut her off said : 'You(' father, sir ; for, though
101,,; see, Yon uaglrhave said tw3 yon arts equal to your father in all
or three oastomers, for we 11051 other respects, in this he is superior
quite , rush .Ino while." to yon—that he had a greater eon
A reek later the wattle 13.13' Caine than any you Have.' He W1113 pre•
anntu 10 the Lace counter, .1101 de muted on the spat.
oliuil.g to be tet ved by 01111 411'
other clerks, wailed several minutes who Hold It.
lar Helen to get through with an I)aan Swift is nretlltsd wit11'13rsad
other customer. Then she asked ,filo staff 01 life,'
to see laces again, Helen was etis -
10utive and courteous ; the customer alio proposes, but God disposes,'
made n small purclntse ltncl stunt remarked Thomas A'ICempie.
out Franklin ds autllm•ityi0r'God Helps
'°15.111 again by Madame Fuesi, those who help tttelusolvee•'
Itis an obuorvation of'I'hos.South-
aro that 'Pity's altdn to love.'
'All cry and no wool' 15 stn expres-
sion found in Butler's 'Hudibras,'
We are indebted to Colley 01bber,
not to Sbeaheepenre, for 'Richard is
himself again.'
Edward Ooolt, the English jurist,
was of the opinion that 'A man's
house is his castle,'
'Whoa Greek joins Greek then
came the tug of war' was written by
Nathaniel Lee in 1002.
Edward Young tolls us 'Death
loves a shining mark,' and 'A fool at
40 is a foul indeed:
'Variety ]s the spice of life,' and
'Not much the tvoi'ee for wear' were
coined by Cowper.
Chas. Pinckney gave the patriotic
sentiment, 'Millions for defence, but
not ono cent for tribute.'
�asietiiera< '01 the two evils have chosen
the least,' and ' Cho end must lustily
may stn oil healon 1110 eating() floor, the meads' are from Matthew Prior.
The youth and fair.taoed Innis; Christopher Marlowe ave forth
"Tuns night and dark -•be naked her ler 1 &
A knob the 1 U01111001 NO Often repented by
71008 ?" stud cue of the other clerks,
laughing.
"Not quite," smiled Helen; "and
I hope 6ho'11 001136 again."
Within a few days she did Obme
again, this time bringing a friend
with her and to Helen's great
satisfaction both of them bought
liberally.
When they had gone the floor•
walker came to Helen and said :
"You've done well, That lady
dressed 00 plainly was Dirs. 13—.
She's immensely rich, and awfully
fussy. Her patronage will be worth
a good deal to the store. The
saperinteu3cilt shall bear how well
you got on with het'."
Patience and politeness had their
reward, and it is to bo hoped that
the other 010rlre learned a lesson.
AGM 00' AV1'11.'-4
A. "halo live, 800 ye0rs.
A sheep lives lit years.
A eat livers 15 years.
A tortoise lives 100 years.
A. lion hues 20 v:•.tr»,
A camel live. 40 years
A boar lives 20 years.
A dot! lives 14 pare.
A .quirrsl lives 8 years.
An elephant lives 400 years.
Au or lives 25 years.
A 191110ea pig lives 7 years.
A 11'1.415 Itve+'25 ytear»
i'1'ttal n Girl altoutd Learn.
\V11a6 a a:i:1 'lu'uld learn, as 0,4
f r b u;: elle Spr1.:ili0ld Union :
10 ?I,
'1 11.,7...
'1',) nt0ud.
T” b gowdl...
'lovalue time
To dress mostly.
To steep a Beuren.
Tu ba -elf reliu:,t.
'11., avoid idl,•ue•-.
'1'o mind the baby.
To darn stockings.
'1'o respect old age.
To make good bread,
To keep tt house tidy.
To control her temper.
To be above gossiping.
'lo matte a home happy.
To take caro of the sick.
To humor tt cross old man.
To marry a man for hie worth.
To be a helpmate to et husband.
'1'o lake plenty of active exercise.
To read ipme books beside novels.
To Bee a mouse without 80ream-
111g.
To he haat neer w1 mid fleet foot-
ed.
To woo 'hoe( ;bst ,1rr:1'3 cram?
the 1101.
T, he n wutu ntiV w:ein:ol a ,net
•tri 1...11'11111+t.001".
Carl l'retxet'n P0sltosoplly.
Pim tie vas :t di:unuud, and aloe
vas a centm0u oferyday satude.
Dot's besser you keep your tem.
per. Don'd ofeu lot 1t feller Know
dot you got one.
Der odds vas seine to one in
favor of dor efory day Christian
against der Sunday feller.
Yoost oil your chointi m!d
platudy exercise nud you would
been a great succeed for ebprynoss.
Iu dor grate one feller vas yoost
so goot as bis nabor. In dot blares,
dhere vas no distinctiff oast.
It vas pooty goot to Chair yell of
u cauao dot vas goof by its wonself,
and beneficialness to manktnclt.
Religious brineiples vill make
more hairs of Siamese dwine iu a
day as nadure cood done in a life.
timoe.
Der girl dot will shoving on a
profi! gate, I got me uo use' for dot
girl, efeu if her Pedder own a prow:
Cry.
8heutl1 110 firtne don't' gob any
impediments in its laugwageo. It
dou'd got a hair lips. It shpokes
to efery heart, orad dot hanrt always
howl( vot it says.
litnrilette And The Burglars.
e •'jI' Il 1L' 11:1'
SoVeitlen 4i Jewelry.
Bright silver .,,buggaue 1000101y
sleet 311 naaoh tends.
A lour io.11i 3,:111: onld o : CIOU11-'
,bat the 106,1 ;u .e mutt ..ettil0 a-
a Ilea pi rt.
Au ons l'r so,'!e,. u» formiel ofova,
❑r ou'Eencs 1141 tuj 1.1119. by 6111''Ii
gold (hike.
Gold writ" knots with ,111100(1,i
Centers ore 3radlially nnplllau,in.g
1lin ball '.trriug.
:Botch buss:+ iu the form of uiolcle
busts of Harrieon stud Ilut'tuu are
(fleeting with favor.
Small lunch baskets, reproduc. d
in bronze, are a late addition w
desk furniture.
Two broad scr0(10, surmounted by
n diamond, -go to muse ti very a.
tractive scarf pin.
Branches or holly, accurately re-
produced iu enamel, are still 111
vogue 718 111'0Uehe:1.
01±3111111 116 111 ';cal'fpin 13 an imi-
tation street latop with an emerald
1 substitntiu3) the flame.
J(' ['1010(13.
:1:,i:egl.:shad pra,itiate 100,000
10'3;:1-, ,1111 only :boot 5,000 tare
ha.01 r 1 na orally.
1,' artificial 511Th( 4, 3)33,000
t1•. u , :
dully hatched.
(l; lie 318 swans en the Thames
178 belong to the Cotten, 91 to the
1 yiiuer's Cumpauy ami 71 to the
Dyers' Cumpauy. 'There is a. regular
keepe):.
A mushroom desclibc'd by a
ph3'steien. of Perth/el, Ore., its
having spitting up in a stogie night
uear his doorstep, meaaurod 24
iu011es jn eu'cumference and weigh-
ed LI pounds.
The cherry wood cradle du which
Dire. Huth hull, of Willingforct, 03.,
was rooked when a baby has been
made into a cofu for that good
lady, who at 74 ye'trs depth knocked
a little way off.
Aluminum is coming into use as
a material for dental plates. It 1s
light, bee neither odor nor taste, is
not affected by food or the secretions
of the mouth and costs abort one-
ei1lle 418 1)311011 as silver.
A story is told of how Burdotte,
the humorist, after marrying 0guinet
the will of his sweetheart's stern
father, visited that gentleman and,
with his wife on cue arm and a
shotgun in the hollow of the other,
seoared peace with honor. There
is a story of another exploit with a
shotgun by Dir. 13urdette which is
authenticated by his own admission.
Burglars were numerous ju 'Burl
ingtan•at one time when the clever
writer was engaged on the Hawk•
syo, and a number of houses near
his own had been raided. Natural.
ly, under the circumstances, Mr,
)3urdett° slept lightly, and so, when
a slight noise was made one night
at a window an.tho ground floor he
was awakened. Mr. and DJ:rs.
Burdetto occupied a room in tho
second story, and Burdett° rose
from his bed quietly, without die•
turbing his wife, stepped to a win-
dow, and discovered two mon at
work cutliug the slate in the shudder
of a window opening on a porch
below. It was just the opportunity
he had been awaiting. Ile had
always wanted to kill it burglar
anyhow. Ile felt confident the
robbers, after entering the hoose,
would come up stairs, and gutting
his shotgun he eat down placidly
at the toll of the :stain to await
(11010. Ilo 300111d slay them with 11
"rbc''-rnnlat 1(0)00rno,"says elle, 1,i.y brothers in a it. ss p111111e way : I (10(131'0 d 1(3ges of �btiekehot just,
will this strdete n,t make : ,
�'11milldtako"afenk lot that rvllnahIle , 1/we Metio Dr. :Jolljusontbototlgin o "A good (•d lougandapatiently with the gun
hater," and to 51clutosh, iu 1701, Ile1Oae his Wiest hilt 110 could Hoar
the phrase, often attributed to Haw no furan. r 00iso, rtttd the burglars
dolpb : "Wise ,still masterly Mae- did not appear. It lvae (6 drowsy'
ti 't " sort of tltg1l,'just warm .enough to
A hely novel has !01513' been pub.
(felled in enisod.lettars for the neo
of the blind. It is said to evoke 0.
great deal or feeling.
IDo rinlereel by the Tarns eniestion.
Stephen Philpot, a dark gentle.
man, who, at owe time, was the most
prominent ferryman ors Bayou do
1101011 e, MI5 appointed by the 0013
Hill Conference to call upon tlio
Governor of Diissiseippi ltnd 410003•
tam a few facts iu relation to free
trade,
'Now, gub'nor,' said the old fel-
low, its ho covered up a spittoon with
Lie hat, 'ghat 1131 it all mean, 110.
1(0,1 ?'
'It simply means a revision of the
tariff.' 'Whitt is de tariff, gub'uer?'
'Why, it is the fluty which the
Govsrumeut imposes °poll certain
articles which people of other 138.-
010ns send hors.'
'What sotto' articles ?'
'011, almost everything.'
'Wall—er, does we need dam ar-
ticles 2' 'Yes.'
'An' we charges dem folks fur
fetchin' us what w0 needs 2' 'Yes.'
'Wharfo' ?'
'Because it protects our own people
By paying more for sonata of those
articles sett help mon at home, who,
by means of the tariff, are euablod
to sell their wares ata higher price,'
'But, look yar, who pays dot high-
er price ?"You do.'
'Wall, tow, who hops mo dal er
way ? Does you know o' anybody
dat is payin' mo' fur er artilile less
ter he'p me ?'
'No, I can't say that Ido.'
'Pen why is I 'spooled to pay Ino'
den or thing is 011th ?'
'To keep tip our industries.'
'What is de inclestrioe doiit' fur
de mural 2'
'Why, they keep the prices up, it
is said.'
'On things plat w0 buy or things
,106 am soli ?'
'On thing that tvo buy, I believe.'
'Wall, now, look yarn. I'ee 471188
off don I wits re' I crone up yaro.
1'I!e11 you de 0111. t dean belobo uo
roan utl'aretnn's die Marne bloom.'
--_Arltausaw 'Traveller,
vl y.
::semern7,.rr', .. , _... ,.. aF 7;;;.w x cc•.
,p.PRiL 12, 18r•9,
5''res01*. C .:;4
1to
atea .iS !air;."„`.-`n..E1 'lea.°taisamersza;r :l<".A
Bog' to ,Announce that th2e r
STAi.'Ll.'' - &S.ND - FA. CiY - DRY -
Is now Coming Rapidly forward arra in a
Great many Lines Complete.
r >T1.1<1 VALUE in Cottons, Cottonades :tltcl Cotton Shirtiugs.
These liu0 were bought before the advance in prices and w" nru-
po4n Yo give our Customers the benefits.
N1+1\\' 1)111;51 G00DS and the latest nnveltia in tl'ilSlmiug8 to
match,
S01IJ3T}1!Ntl NEW for Spr'iitg Mantles and Tuckey.
SUITS made to order. Gents' furnishings. • Tho newest styles
in the market in Gents' FELT and FUR HATS.
A MAGNIFICENT stock of Cooper & Smith's
BOOTS AND SHOES.
i f 1�' '� ' ale Bazaar Pattems.
Thanking our numerous Customers for past favors: and soliciting
a continuance of the same, beg to say that 100 Shall c+,;le:tvr,l tri
servo you even better than in the past.
FAITHFULLY YOU %
84 -
Strachan Bros.
nalmissaissuassassiaseseis
We, the undersigned, call the Attention of the Public to
the fact that we have put in some
NEW MACHINERY
and are now able to do better Work than has been done In
the past and as good, if not better, than most
AWLS IN THE PROVINCE.
We will endeavor, to the best of our ability'
to Please all Customers and fill all Orders at
Sh ortest Notice.
Those Parties having WOOL would do well
to give us a call before going elsewhere.
We have a fine Asosrtrnent of
S1Llmyd!>69i nnllNG9
FLANNELS
9
TWEE:0$, am,
BATT- GOODS ADE - TO -. OBER.
Hoping you will favor t.' f with a Call, We
are, Yours 'Truly,
G: O. HOWE Oo..
•F.1Ff`USSE l..S,