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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1888-9-14, Page 6TIE T-3RU'SSELS POST, SEPT, 7, 1888. iEALT$. te ifree and clear of d a ruotio s Them .--r. I tut opo and occasional immersion in water we exceedingly desirable, and usually in. What is Disease 7 I dispensable to health and comfort; copse - In a general sense, disease is the leg!. , fent thy,batvaudl a fall bathshould hove aof seam 'timate and neoeseary tomtits of the violations Of the laws of our physical being—the con- kind, not only 101' general neatness of porton, ditioue of health. It is reasonable to infer ao desirable to every individual el taste and that there is no pain, eickneae, and but few culture, bub is a moque of preserving health, deatthowhich hidao not health beingfrom in adviceannofiangoodBpbyeinian,a�aa the safesunder t, anent of1 we g leeaanteat and one of the most powerful fain sense natural and disease accidental P inflicted in the line of penalty. Woe may andeCtodeffieia t means eans (cojudgmb tingndis as , conclude that the groat and good F th la to USA pleated with tiffs children when they other rlemedieth and tis a,aoanhlboauxuoeda when regard all of His laws, including, moat certainly, the laws of the body, eetab- internal remedies cannot. In the long Iished for the regulation of that body, catalogue of dteeaeae to which flesh is heir, by a proper observance of which a ne• namely one can be named in the troatmen rural condition of good Health can be of which a bath is usolesa, In an emergency, seamed—our health being as certainly whish often happens when least exoeoted, under our enntral, and to as great an as in cholera, cholera intaatum, cholera extent as any branoh of our business or pores are the openings into minute tubes or employment, or our education—while die• channels, whichh lead through unseen mean. obedience, and consequent physical suffer• deringeluto the cancrum of life within, ing and disease, not only are nob in accord. To those blamed with good health, a bath once with his pleasure and design, but such as a common sense appliance, gives thrift violations of his laws will constitute sin, rte and growth to Healthy functions, a bright• certainly as a violation of a moral law, both Asa and delightful serenity, a clearness of Laving the same divine origin, mind and buoyancy of spirit. It le certain- The true condition of the advanced man ly a biasing to both mind and body. For is that in which his whole being is harmoni• the mental worker, it is a nerve tonic. A thorough i cushy developed, the body so oared for andimmersion in water of proper tem• fed that it will have some of the vigor and Perature will palm and give strength and endurance of ire original state, as he came tone to his whole system. The indoor la - from the hand of the Creator, when, as one of borer who gots but a meaty supply of fresh the beat thinkers of the age in which he air, needs a bath to obtain those mvigorat• lived, Horace Mann, said of man before he ing elements so common in the open sir. fell, physically, by groso violations of or. The outdoor laborer—especially the farm• gismo lawn, "He was so perfect in his bodf- er—who works with heroic energy all day ly organs, so defiant of cold and heat, or long, unavoidably gathers as the entire sur - drought and humidity, so surcharged with face of his body a complete prima -wall of vital fore, that it took more than two dust and thickening, gummy perspiration ; thousand years of the oombined abomina- and when his day's work is done he needs tions of appetite and ignorance; it took thea, more than any other thing not only sneeeaive ages of ontrageoue excess and de• banohery to drain off hie electric energies and make him even accessible to disease; then it took ages moreto breed all of these vile distempers which now nestle, like verniip, in every fiber of the body 1" Although sufferings, tortures, and disease follow in _jrhg,direot line of penalty for disobedience, a disregard of necessary laws of our being, these penalties are administered in mercy, what we call disease being, generally, only efforts of nature to avert the worst remake of our wrong doings, and to improve the general condition of the system. Ws may have a dough, yet that is not the real difficulty, but the result of a struggle of the recuperative powers, the vital energies, to dispose of certain accu- mulations whioh would otherwise prove harmful, if not fatal. The duty of the nurse, physician, etc., is to co-operate with nature in this friendly effort for km provement and purification, " loosen the cough " and promoting expectoration. Yet some young practitioners, who anppose that they are saturated with science, do the best (or worst) that they can to antagonize na- ture, crippling her in et ery respect. by the administration of opiates, retaining such foul accumulations, to serve aa irritants in future, Yet, it is well known that, in the advanced stage of lung affections, when ex- pectoration is impossible, when the system is measurably contaminated, death soon follows. Again, when more food is eaten than .can be digested, the remainder ferments, decays, putrifies in the stomata, threat- ening harm to the whole system. A nausea is instituted, followed by convulsive efforts of nature to expel the putrid and poisonous accumulation in mercy, which we call the disease—vomiting— whioh should always be encouraged, 'rinsing' out the stomach with warm water till cleanliness is secured, Yet, opiates are often given to foil nature iu her merciful efforts for purification, and these effo.•ts of the young practitioner to antagonize the recuperative powers too oftenprosing a partial success. The result- ant disease, so-called, may be a flux; nature, foiled in her attempt to rid the stomach of its poisonous Burden, by vomiting, hustle the masa into the bowels, where another effort at expulsion is institut- ed. Nature is generally prompt in snoh measures, doing the beat that can be done, ander the circumstance, at least, unaided. By the nae of opiates, this merciful effort of nature may be suspended, the impurities retained in the body, yet nature is not 80 easily pacified, not easily conquered. The next effort to purify may be to produce outaneoue diseatea, throwing the visceral impurities to the surface, as the next most available means of avoiding worse diseases: Just to the extent that these discharges are effected, health may bo secured, the system purified. If astringents are applied, the discharges checked, in con- oequence of the foolish fear of "running the life away," when nothing but impurities, poisons, are discharged—the more the bet. ter—outraged nature may still attempt a cure, s purification, by instituting a fever, which the meddlesome young practitioner can not so easily control. If the causes are not removed, the fever will be quite sure to have its own course, taking its time for. the renovation and cure. The vital ener- gies quicken the circulation, sending the blood to the lungs for purification, these two ants energizing the whole sys- tem. What nature failed to expel, in consequence of the astringents, as the next resort is actually burned by feverish action, the combustion producing the heat of the fever. Such a fever, if not troubled by intruders, consumes vaat quantities of effete matters, purifying and restoring health. If our Heavenly Father punishes us for our physical aim, our reckless disre- gard of the physical laws whioh he in- stituted for the protection of our health and the promotion of our phyeioal welfare he supplemented such penalties with re• conetruotive instrumentalities, recupera- tive measures, conduoive to our real good. If we suffer, it is because we are wrong ; we outrage our physical being. It would be blasphemous to charge the good Father with creating idiots, mon- sters, the physically dwarfed and die - eased, surcharged with the overflowing rottenneea of lioentfousnese, the gan. grenons and the deformed, the blind and the halt, the thousands of the victims of degraded and vicious parents, in whom the foul emanations, in the form of malignant dimness, are constantly out•orop- ping from week to week, rendering mortal life but a eerier, of fearful plagues and e.pi- demioe, the diseased bodies, scarcely being capable of containing the content stream of foulness which naturally Howe from a vicious and licentious life down to a cin -cursed progeny. No, Owe suffer, it is because wo procure sufferings, create our own dfaeasea 11 — Dr. J. H. Hansford. Whv we Should Bathe. Among all the appliancea for health and comfort to mankind we may oafoly say there it; nothing 00 well known, oo useful a wash, baba good, insolent. fol bath to fit him for a olean bed and a refit aging sleep. Tho gluiinoue masa of perspiration, duet and filth, whioh gathers on the surface of the body naturally covers and cloge the pores MA often enters them and poisons the system. To remove that filth, frequent ab• morbus, cramps, fits, eta , a pliable, portable bath, which rcquires but little water, ready just at the right time, may save some precious life. Finally, everyone needs a bath at times, and every human habitation should contain aometbiug for a complete immersion in water, and ainoa convenient and efficient portable bathe at comparatively low figures are now extensively advertised for sale, there is little excuse for anyone to be with. out this priceleea benefit. The Breath. In the night of June 20, 1769, the Indian nabob, Surajab Dowlah, having captured the garrison of the Eoglieh port of Calcutta, con- fined all bio prisoners, ono hundred and forty-six in number, in a cell scarcely twenty feet square, with but two small windows, and these partially obstructed. Only twenty-three survived the horrors of the "Black Hole" until morning, and even them soon came down with a malignant dis- ease, characterised by violent eruptions on the surface of the body. Donbtleaa many of the imprieoned garrison perished in the fearful struggle to get a breath of air at the openioge. Most of those who have written on the subject have inferr. ed that the carbonic acid expired from the lenge was the chief cause of their deaths ; but the condition in which the survivors were left led some eminent experts, at a la- ter period, to believe that the deadly poison in the ease wart contained in the exhalations from the akin. Recently two distinguished French physi- oiana, Brown Sequnrd and D'Areonval, have been experimenting, and have obtained re- sults which are thought to prove that expir- ed air contains another poison, additional to those of carbonic acid and ammonia, to whioh mainly the dangerous nature of expired air must be referred. The exact nature of this poiaon bee not yet been ascertained, but the experiments cannot be due either to carbonic acid or to ammonia. By passing expired air, whether of human beings, or of animals, through water, a solu- tion was obtained which, injected into the veins of animals, invariably gave rise to the same symptoms—a slower breath, a rapid lowering of the temperature, a considerable paralytic weakness, especially of the binder limbs, and, after three or four days, a mor- bid activity of the heart. Larger injections induced excessive eon• traction of the pupils, increased paralysis, and a diarrhena, something like that of obo- lera. The eminent surgeons who aonduoted these experiments are disposed to regard pulmonary consumption as largely due to this poison. If future experiments should establish this view, it must greatly empha- size the supreme importance of thorough ven- tilation in our homes at.d chnrahes and all places for pnblio gatherinao. 01 course, persona differ in susceptibility to all morbid influences. The viyoroue, who comply with the laws of life may eliminate them when taken into the system ; but those of low vitality, whether hereditary or acquit. ed, may readily become victims. For Cramps in the Leg. Many persona of both sexes are greatly troubled with °ramps in one or both their lege. It comes on suddenly and is very severe. Most people jump out of bed (it nearly always comes on either just after going to bed or while undressing) and ask some one to rub the leg. I have known it to last for hours, till in despair they would send for the family physician, and even then it would be houre before the spasm would let up. There is nothing easier than to make the spasm let go its hold, and it can be accomplished without 'tending for a doctor, who may be tired and in need of a good night's rest. When 1 have a patient who is subject to cramp I always advise him to provide himself with a strong cord. A long garter will do if nothing else is handy, When the cramp comes on take the cord, wind it around the place that is cramped, and take an end in each hand and give it a sharp pull, one that will hurt a little, Instantly the cramp will let up, and the sufferer can go to bed assured it will not comp on again that night. For the permanent mure, give about aix or eight cells of galvanic battery, with the negative pole applied over the spot that cramps and the 'mediae pole over the thigh. Give it for ten minutes, and repeat every week for a month. I have saved myself many a good night's rest simply by posting my patients eubjeot to spasm of the los how to use the oord as above. I have never known it to fail, and 1 have tried it after they had worked half the night, and the patient was in 1 the mosfjdnteneo agony, ,Even in such °roes 1 at the first jerk of the cord all pain left. ' i A Long Time Between Drinks. 1 Col. Blood (angrily, to waiter)—I say, . waiter, didn't 1 toll you to bring me another and withal so oomfortfng, and yet to little When we are laboring under a physical cocktail? the praotioed, so carelessly and thoughtlessly malady we ee everything through a dieter. i Waiter—Yes,sah ; yea, sok. 1b'11 be hero b neglected, as judicious bathing, The skin ted medium, We aro no longer masters of drreotly, e of the human body', from head to foot, is a ourselves, but the viotlma of a distemper, l Co(, Blood—Well hurry ti network of pores, whioh ought aiwaye to be edjiinagination, P ' Y P• I want you Lost .Articles on Railways. The lost article departmonta of the rail roads are ourioaity shops, They contain the acoumlations of years, act fully a third of the artiolee left on trains are never called for. A dozen or more arbioles are pioked up in the New Haven ooaohee every day. They are kept for a time at the Grand Central Depot awaiting owners' calls. Tho company has a bushel or more of pursee,a eine of which are five or aix years old, They con. rain very little money as a usual thing, but pictures, newspaper olippings, poetry, and samples of drese.goode in abundance. The piokpocket has been through moat of these purees', no doubt, and after hastily extract- ing the Mlle, he throws the purse on a neat or on the floor. Once or twee, however, pookebbooka containing large sums of money and bonds worth thousands have been pick. ed up by the train men. Conductor Canon, when a baggage man several )ears ago, picked up a pocketbook on the plat- form, just as the train was entering Bos. ton, Containing $40,000 in securities and $500 in bills. He had just handed it to the superintendent when the owner rushed in breathlessly and said that he was ruined if be couldn't find it. Of the things usually left in the oars, umbrellas and purses pre- ponderate. The record laet Saturday on the Anew Haven road was Five umbrellas, one parasol, two canoe, shawl, box of pow. der, =star and package of collars. Yester• day two siekleo were left by some farmer. Boxes of cigars and shoes are quite common, Violoncellos, snare drums and oats in boxes have been taken one by the conductors. All that the Grand Central wants to o0m plete its collection is a real live baby. Two years ago a man stopped at New Haven long enough to hand an expressman a travel- ling bag, directing the latter to take it to a certain address where he said he lived. The address WAS fictitious, and the ex rasa - man was wondering what to do with the bag when he discovered that it contained a live infant. The supposed father had taken another train, 00 the satchel's oontente went to an asylum. The King of Greece. Alexander A, Rangabe writes to the 0hi• cage Inter•Ocean from Athens as follows :— It is a common saying in Athena that there is no king happier than the King of Greece. I don't know how far this is true, but oar, tainly no king is freer in his movements than King George. Strangers, especially Rus• Mame and Germans, who imagine that Nihilists and Socialists are everywhere, are amazed when they come to the conclusion that the gentleman and lady, walking quietly in front of them, arm and arm, dressed like everybody else, must be the King and Queen because all cbe people bow to them, while the officers salute and the soldiers present armaastheypass by. Theycannotunderatand how a king dares to walk among his subjects in thia free and easy way, without any escort and without takingthe slightest precaution for his safety. Yet this le an everyday occurrence in Achene. One often meets the King walking with the Queen or the Princess Alexandra, goner. ally followed by a splendid Danish dog ; at another time itis the Queen with her two eons or the King with an aide -decamp, both dressed in civilian's clothes. Sometimes they go on horoebaek, in which case they are followed by two servanta in livery ; but the Queen prefers driving to riding, although she ie an excellent horsewoman. They have so much confidence in the affec- tion of their subjects and are so sure of their own personal surety that our Royal family rather enjoys mixing with the orowd on the 000asion of some illumination or other public amusement, when they walk about among the people like any ordinary family. On Holy Friday, for instance, I met them mov- ing about in this way among the crowds standing in Constitution Place and along Hermes atreot, waiting to see the procession pass by, one of the moat beautiful eights in Athena, Both the King and Queen, although be- longing to differentreligions, are very pious, and go regplarly to all the church services. The Royal Palace contains two chapels, one Protestant, for the King, and the other Greek, for the Queen, served by a Greek priest and a choir composed of Greek men and boyo, who Bing the Greek hymns accord- ing to European music, The Princes have also been taught to have great respect for the Church. An Unlucky Experiment. It is not probable that the mishap of Tiehermen Bill Danbury and Merles Black, of Eastport, resulting in the capture of their boat by the Canadian steam oruiaer Dream, will arouse any fresh diplomatio controversy. There is no question of commercial privileges involved, or a violation ot revenue laws simply. The adventurous pair of Maine fishermen, if the account from St. John to correct, committed the undoubted treaty offence of trying to take fish without a license in the inshore watere of the Dominion. This offence has never been one of the points in dispute between the two Governments. Per- haps bravado or a desire to do eometbiag worthy of being talked about was one mo- tive in the unlucky experiment, since Bill Danbary's aohrigttet of " King Haddock" indioates that he hada reputation to sue. tate. The waters in question are among those which require the most vigilance to police, because the line between the two countries there runs directly through the bay ; and, indeed,iwhen the fishermen found that they were discovered they ht ped to get book m season aoroea the line ; but they had steam power against them. Some Friends of the Farmers. In concluding a recent bulletin from the New Jersey Agricultural Experiment sta- tion, Rev. George D. Hulot, entomologist, says : "It may oleo be an aduantage to point out tome of the Mende of the farmer, which, consequently, no tanner should de- stroy or allowed to be destroyed. Among these are the toads, whioh are, under all ofroumttanoea, the farmer's friend ; moles and field mice probably do a vast deal more good than harm ; all birds, especially robins, wrens, thrushes, orioles, ouokooa, phebee, bluebirds, wood -peckers, swallows and cat- birds. The destruction of all these and many others, exoept for eoientido purposes, should be made under vory heavy penalties, illegal in every State. The house -sparrow, known better as the English sparrow, is to be rated an exception. Thio bird ie now universally regarded as a nuisance—fire,, bemuse of its grain and vegetable -destroy ing propensities ; secondly, it drivee away inae0b•destroying birds." SUMMER SMI.LES. Mies Oakley's Marvelloue Performance, FOREIGN NOTES, Mico Annie Oakley, the celebrated rifle The reason Mohammed refused togo to a n Shot, o ' e hereon on Thor° will bo an international horse Mid Wing h t, a Ups d ora t ober lby, r ohown the mountain was b theinParisext maenu o hotel rates year, whore nt n ortea r 4a 0 oag e°Y, o e$ 00 will tthe Wild 1 show,Glouo t r id 'Vatrte City, ware 00 high. N. Y„ and the tea thousand people present be dlatributad in prizes, Whatever may bo said of jewelry and showed their appreciation of her wonderful , iTha new rifio recently adopted for the Brit• winter clothing, it is not considered a skill by loud and continued applause AS oho to Army has been withdrawn. It wait son• all improper to soak your bathing suit, brought down her birds, some of which damned by "all practical mon.' A man is judged by the olothoe that he wears at buaincsa and a woman by the olothoe she does not wear in a hall room. The seaside girl who half no bathing tog• tame said that she didn't go into the water became she was unsuited for such pastimes, I hear you have had an addition to your family, Mr, Brown," Mr.'Brown (oadly)— Multiplioation, my dear madam—twine 1" Minister (called upon to marry a young lady to an effeminate dude)—" To avoid all mistakes, please state which of you is the bride." Seedy Party (to bartender)—" Gimme a gin fizz." Bartender—" Yoe, sir, Do you want it extra fizzy?" Seedy Party—" No, extra ginny." Yes," said Quigglea, " I have a good deal on my hands just now." " So 1 per. oeive," replied Fogg ; " why don't you try a little soap and water ?" When Robinson Crusoe landed on his lonely island he could for the first time understand the feelings of the landlord of a Summer resort hotel on a rainy Sunday. Take her up tenderly, Touch her with ooze ; Fashioned so slenderly— Tao bustle ain't there. Aa exohange says we have a right to take an umbrella or a kiss without permission wherever we can. Well, but if the umbrella isn't returned the fault is ours; if the kiss isn't it is the lady's. Her father—"I can't give her any dowry, I am very poor, Mr. Browne. My little all won't foot up to more than $25,000,'' Mr. Browne—" Oh, 625,000 ie enough for us to begin en, Mn. Jemyth.° in our final start for the Great Wall. Two Mermen in the Dee, in England, Wife (with her head out of the second- 1 Had never knows before that the twisted have caught asturgeon, weighing 200 pounds, story window, to husband at front door)— time, aontortod objeota and queer architect over five feet long, and as thick as a man's ( Can't you jQndpe1lnetyhdo0lae Henry�r?�Henrp fro punted on Chinese punch -bowie and body. The best previous record was a 156- doubttall " ' t Rsh've platters are not droll oarioatnroe but the pound sturgeon two years ago. tegk'tgn ataireh widyou, Chfnoae representations of Chinese art ideas Mta, ii0iiipand—Mal juetrunaoroes Intho actual evorydayscenes of Chinese life. the street and ask that man with a white- Tho grotesque figures whiob they paint on wash bucket if he's engaged." Mary Ann fano, or screens, are all well known histori- (returning after an animated conversation I oal characters, heroes of fiction, or deified with Julius Plumbob)—Ploaso, mum, he says I saints and philosophers, and each one cornea he's been married for twelve years. to the Chinese mind its peculiar tradition Mother —"Johnny, you muon't play with or romantic association. Willie Brown any more Johnny, "Why There is very little pioturesgae scenery in not, mamama ?" Mother—"Because he is a China, and the few Mlle, streams and val. bad little boy." Johnny—" Well mamma, I lays which lovers of natural beauty have die. ain't eo doggone good myself that you ought covered, have done duty in decoration for to be kickin'." hundreds, perhaps thousands of years. But these outlines, made familiar by repetition, What in the world, John," asked his have a different meaning when the fact is wife," did you open that man of tomatoes explained that the skill:ul Chinese landscape with?" "Can opener, of course," he growled. gardeners have made innumerable miniature "What do you a'pose I opened it with ?" copies of these few bits of scenery in the "I thought from the language you used that court yards which are enclosed by the inner you were opening it with prayer." walla of the houses of the better sort. These A new reporter was sent to iuveettgato a courts, a feet in extent, oblong or square, rumor that swell -known citizen had become are laid out in little mountain ranges, show - insane. The next morning the following ing (taverns and lakes, trails and ravines on paragraph appeared in the paper: "There every side. was a report yesterday that something was the matter with Mr. Sander's head. It is as Training the Color Sense• sound as it bas always been. There is nothing in it." The reporter's career ended there and then. were rapid flyers and would have been hard A club of society women in London hi to hit oven by the boat male crook shote, going to start a largo poultry farm near Lon - The Hurlingham rules governed the shoot• don. Doe culture le oleo lnolused in the ing and fifty bird's had been aelootod to try aohome. and fiy away from "Little Sure Shot,' but The telephone charge for five minuted as the more will show, only her thirty-oacand conversation between Paris and Marseilles bird was declared out of bounds, and that to three francs; between Paris and Lyons one died but three feet outside the boundary. two frame. Tho five traps were placed in position by genial Frank Butler, the well-known crook shot, who manages Miss 0 eklcy'a intereote. Frank Kleintz, the champion win K abob of Nennaylvania, was referee and Miles L, The Gorman Government has Johnson who has never been beaten onpaid 300, mad Jersey soil, pulled the trope. 000 marks to an Austrian en�ggineer named Miss Oakley, by her skill, won hundreds Manglioher for a patent oyltndar stopper for quick loading rifles. A soldier who was seen to take off his oap while using the telephone, informed a ques- tioner that he did so because he was talking to his superior officer. A "life-saving saloon" is among the lateab inventions. It is arranged so that the whole In Tone Killed, saloon is allowod to elide overboard, and it First 1 1 1 1 2 1 2 1 1-10 praatioally beoome a small ship. Seooad 1 2 1 1 2 1 3.1. 1 1 1-10 Tho English Court of Appeal bas decided Third 2 1 1 1 2 1 1 2 1 1-20 that relatives of a dead person have no right Fourth 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 2 2 1— 9 to plane flowers or other tokens on the grave Fifth 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1-10 except;with the permission of the oemetery — authorities, It is proposed in England to provide judges at race Macke with an instantaneous photographing apparatua by which to tell beyond possibility of mistake what horse There are said to be something like fifty has won in a close finish. thousand charaoters in the written language of the Chinese. I am sure it would take them all to fully describe the queer sights and strange customs we witnessed in Poking during the few days we rested there, at the cheerful United States Legation, before mak- A little girl, aged 8, died from aoaaickneea during a voyage from Tiree to the Clyde. The eioknesa was very severe, and ended fa e convulsive fit. of dollars for her friends, and netted a $200 puree for killing forty five out of fifty birds The little lady used a 20 gauge gun =mg - ed with if oz. shot, and shot at 25 yards' rise. She used the second barrel ten times, as 'the soorm herewith given will show, four time being unnecessary. Total Chinese Art and Landscape Gardening. The wife of a Breton peasant, for whom the doctor had prescribed leeches, fried the leeoheaand gave them to her injured husband t0 eat. He wag taken fatally ill and it was attributed to the leeches, The International Hygienic Society of London is starting street stands in different parts of that city where ladies may eend their pantile ,leave their olonko and arrange their toilet when on ahoppirg tours, Duke Charles Theodore of Bavaria has for some time practised euocesfully mean - oouliet, giving advice and treatment gratia. Young Prince Louie Ferdinand has just finished his medical studies, and will begin to practice also. While the Episcopal Bishops wore in con- ference, there was presented to them an address, signed by about400 lay and clerical members of the Church ot England, de- ploring " the departure, unauthorized by law whioh has been adopted by many individuate in the Church of England toward the doct- rines and teachings of the Church of Rome." Among the signers were several members of the House of Lords and of the House of Commons, A man was tried in Leeds for manslaught- er of his wife, for her fault. The Crown Prosecutor declared to the jury that " speak- ingJenn 7n aiow desarbbes, in the add dialect not as a counsel for the Crown, but as g a man he should have anted as the prisoner of the North of England, the process of at the bar had done," so far at least teaching boys and girls to match colors. It appears that about four per cent. of the Proposed. by Calieraph, brit was Not Ao- children were unable to distinguish colors, even the most unlike. oepted. There was a alma -room in which was a the man down stairs ; and went on to tug - Young Thubs is a good business man, but table covered with skeins of German wool, gest that in a paroxysm of rage the prison - outside of business he is not such a good bibs ot stained glass and silks of all colors, er had turned upon his wile and inflicted manager. He had a beautiful typewriter, The master said, " Now, bairns, book end upon her the injuries from whioh she died. on of the perfected kind, aged nineteen a'laat week I tell'd ye I'd gig ye an ould The man was sentenced to one day's im- years, better than new, wish laughing bine farrant lesson to -day. Ton, Josey, ye see' risonmont. eyes. Having fallen in love with it, he ono this ?" holding up a red rose. P day sat down beside it and told it that he 1 Josey, a small child of six years, " Ay, wanted to dictate a letter of love to his sweetheart. It went to work mechanically. "My Dearest Angel. I love yon deeply, devotedly; no other being could ever in- spire' in my heart such a fervent and lasting as -" making straight " for the partner in his wife's guilt The presiding Judge ex. pressed his opinion that the prisoner had done " that which was proper" in kicking " What be it, basin ?" " Why, a rose, m m ter, for ohuro." " Ay, but what kin' o' rose ?" " A red un, sir " affection, and I take this method of laying rte " Well, now you go into bha glass -room, your feet my life, my love, my honor and my and fetch me out a skein o' wool the nigheat fortune, Will you accept there ? Answer like this rose ever ye can." immediately. Josey taken the rose, and fetches back Your sincere lover, B. Trams." the skein of just the same hue. After this mighty chest, eaid: But this is all right is " There it is," said the typewriter. " To about twenty of the children were sent on it not ?" The doctor looked him over grave - whom is it addressed 1" the errand, and matched the color perfect - whom ly and replied : "Yea. As for the teat, "To your own dear self," said Thubs, ly. At last, a little white-faced fellow, You would make a good American." The, with a voioe that would make a lemonade went into the olass•room, stayed some time, D°rP°tor enjoyed it all, but the German shake, and finally came out with two skeins in hie doctors were simply dumfounded at the " And you want a reply ?" hand. Shouts of surprise and derision filled " Yea, precious one,' the room. Well, you shall have it in the same " Surely, what be ye thinking on 1" manner ; take this seat at the instrument. " One on 'em's as green as grass, an' Ready 1" ,'other as gray as a rattan (rat). "Dear Sir—Yours of thio instant reaeiv. The little boy looks frightened. ed ; contents noted. In reply I beg to state " Thou's done as well as thou knew how," that your offer is exceedingly kind and says the master, rather gently. " Don't worthy, but there is a bar which would pre- thou be soared ; bhou'a nobbut tried once. vent its acceptance." Here, take and match me this." He gives "Stop," said Thubs. " Why should there him the glooey loaf of a laurei- be star between us'?" The child goes out again, and, with a "Well, you write on," muoh more cheerful and confident air, come, "My marriage last Thursday night with tack and puts into his hand a skein cf the Mr. Jr. Squigge renders—" brightest scarlet. The other childred, too But lir. Thebe' distant footetepa were enrprised to laugh, whisper together, " Be echoing down the corridors of no time at all, bean, a fondy, neither." Fond hero bas the and in next morning's paper was WANTED --A YOUNG LADY TYPEWRITER., i r 0� TEM It is told that when Frederick III, of Germany was in London last Sir Morrell Mackenzie introduoed him to a celebrated American phyaioian, who examined his throat carefully. " I suppoeo," said the Emperor, " an Imperial throat is very much like that of other throats?" " Well," an- swered the American quickly, "we will try and make it so at any rate." Frederick appreciated the answer, and smiting his old 'sense of foolish. Didn't Want to See the Rest. According to Teaaa Siftings, an old gamb- ler Tho Game Laws. ler who was reduoed to poverty by a rather protraoted run of bad luck, obtained the posi- The following is from Judge Jellebb's tion of a street oar driver. He had been so (Piotonj excellent digest of the game laws : accustomed to playing cards that he could The only season during which the follow- never divest himself of the idea that he was ing game may be hunted, taken or killed is not plying his old trade at all houre of the ay follows: Deer -16th Ootober to 15th December, Partridges—let September to let Jane's. ary. Wood000k-16th -Magnet to 1st January. Snipe, rail and golden plover—lsb Sep- tember to 1st January. Dunks of all kinds --lar September to 1st stalwart wipe of her parasol she caved the January, gentleman's hat down over his oars, and in a Of whatever rank or station an Arab wo- Geese—let September to let May. kind of backward thrust nearly dug out the man may be, her dress con/data only of a Hare—lot September to 16th March. eye of a ached euperintendont jugs behind skirt reaching down to the ankles, trousers The above dates aro inclusive, Nor, The pa imagers made a break for rho (not drawers) and a kerchief for the head. These may be exposed for sale for twenty rearldoor, and(the oar -driver stumbled off the The material varies of comae. Rich people days after expiration of time for killing. steps. Tho stout Woman was monnrai, of P P No eggs to be token or deatroyed at any time. No traps, nets or snares, baited lines or eh -altar contrivances to be need. Thome may be destroyed by any poreen without " y u r on ye e e the rime pattern.anTho ekiri moot not bo liability. No contrivance deeoribed or driver, looking et her from the sidewalk, iso long, that tt may nob hide tire clot em• known as batterioo, ewivol•guns, sunken where he had ignominiously tied, a ante or night lights to be used for kinin `� Want to neo anyof myrelatives you brotdery of the t:mogul o or the two anklets p: g g g , y a number ofete Xlttle wildfowl. Nile scoundrel? Wheto'a the auperintend- from one of them, whichllmakesas pbetty Fur -bearing autmals may be only;,takon, ant ?" tinkling Hunted or killed rte follows ; " No, I don't want to see another darned geeled ribbonsson Nan lood at sely Tme look Beaver, mink, muskrat, sable, martin, one of them,g y over bh b utter or fisher -1st November to let May. " I've a notion to come there and Hugh or its worn round the forehead. fromthho wild Nor shall any trap or snare or other coo- bha gutter with you, you villain, but 1 muet T trlvanoe bo eet for them outbids this season. be getting along home," and pinking rip the kerchief reaches down to the ankles, In her walks an Arab lady puts on the Nor shall any muskrat hence be out, spear- lines she drove about Ebur bloako, and ins. "eohele," whioh is shawl, waterpproof and 1' ed, broken or detroyed at any time, Any mounted from her triumphal chariot, The cloak, all in ono. Tho eohele is a lar o person may destroy snob traps, anarey eco„ crowd yelled and the driver limped up the shawl fir" mantilla of black sill,, more or ao cot, without any Xiabitiby. street and again boarded his oar; Hereafter l leen richly trimmed with geld or silvor y N. B. No poison to be need in killing be willjmako an earhet alfort to abstain h-om borders, according to the wealth and teats animals named, and no poisoned bait to the use of teohnioal terms in the discharge of of its owner. This is the only Wrapper an 0 exposed in any locality where doge or hie duties ad boss of a streetcar, Arab last uses until it is cam letelppworn Vine= hays ac0005 to the came. K —�*+++ >+• out, its fashion never alsangfn� ; av n con dog to run at largo from the 16th A honte.made pound take will frequently groatebt and richest ladies do nob possoso ovember until the 15th Ootobor, give a man a nightmare thatweighsflve tete, more than one sohele at a time, day, A large, stout lady entering his oar not long Mime forgot to deposit her fare. After waiting a reasonable time the driver stopped his oar, and said, reapeotfnlly : "1 want to see your ante," There was a pause of about three oeconda, and then the o alone otruok. With one Rogues hi Training. The number of horses now on the turf that run in cowardly fashion is very large, in all likelihood comparatively much larger than formerly, soya the London Sperling and 2�ra• natio 2iTewa. I Was asking Tom Canon the other day for his experience of the matter, and also for an explanation, and he suggest- ed a very simple and probable cause. There is much more racing than there was former• ly, horses run oftener, they consequently try oftener, and the result fa that they get sick of racing. They know, in most oases, what a finish means—very likely a dig with the spur if it is s close thing, at the lightest two or three smart outs with the whip—the old butcher boy flogging jockey is not com- mon in England, though he is nearly the rule in Franco -and almost invariably a more or least desperate and distressing effort. Who oan doubt many of them know also that if they do not at too near to the head of affairs, but take it quietly and stay with the ruok, the flnieh will be muoh easier very likely the jockey will only ride them with his hands, at any rate if he takes up hie whip and there is no response in many cartes he will give ib up as a bad job? Horses, as a rule, know so muoh about rap- ing that they are apt to decline to race. An Arab Woman's Drees. all she aurveyed. With blazing eyes and have vete and diad ke of many pasterns, teff• armsf likoy o richly trimmed. During the "waving a windmill, oho shouted g ho season plain t as "e white aaliaoo o muslin Want P o r u Wn to se myauntie ' edo you " P No, b tint do , I d 't 1" )1 d th aro ern. Skirttrousers aro never of . t0 un ere and that I'm no camel. N 4